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File: 9ae94bab7379667⋯.png (60.58 KB, 1300x934, 650:467, thehandofuserview.png)

 No.295840[Reply]

>be me

>love shitposting and copypastas and meme fanfics

>have god-tier indesign skills and routinely read 8chan's shit

>really pissed off at mods and admins abusing the user class

>facebooks bans Tommy Robinson for criticizing BBC and threatens all their users

>meme economy badmins ban me because my aura of free speech was too great for them to comprehend

>interviewed genius world-travelling technologist who predicts Universal Basic Income becomes a big deal this decade

>JAPAN IS GONNA COPYRIGHT ALL MANGA AND ANIME AND MAKE IT ILLEGAL ONLINE FUCKKKKKK

>youtube gonna soft-censor all conspiracies

>mfw i turn this all into a digizine

>mfw mods and admins forever have wrecked rektums

Userview Issue 2: https://userview.wixsite.com/home

Cost me 40 bucks to display this digizine in order to own the mods and admins, but I'm pretty happy with it. Tell me if I should set up a functioning SubscribeStar or if you feel the Internet's better off without this. I'd probably keep making this either way since it's fun tho.

P.S. it's okay to be namefag.

Image unrelated. Feeling cute might delete it later.

~E p y c [redacted] W y n n

 No.295861

self-bumping to trigger people who don't like selfbumping

~E p y c [redacted] W y n n


 No.295862

idk what this is but cringe tbh lol


 No.295863

Horrendous looking website.

>He payed 40 bucks

>He fell for the wix meme

heh


 No.295874

Kys faggot.


 No.295878

and winner of /4chon/s most embarassing post of all time goes to >>295840

2nd place runner up is >>295861




File: c131c460038cde3⋯.jpg (283.24 KB, 2057x1200, 2057:1200, kamala-harris-campaign-lau….jpg)

 No.295867[Reply]

It's still very early in the cycle, but a good article from National Review talking about the prospects for the Democratic candidates, and Kamala Harris seems to the front runner for the Democratic nomination.

1. She's black

2. She's a woman

3. California, her home state and the largest state, will be having its primaries much earlier in the election cycle

4. Whites fleeing the Democratic party

>In South Carolina, for example, the Democratic-primary electorate was 43 percent white and 55 percent black in 2008, 35 percent white and 61 percent black in 2016. By 2016, black women alone (37 percent of the primary voters) outnumbered all white voters in the South Carolina primary.

5. Lots of candidates, with the only other black one being Cory Booker.

Here is his rankings.

Kamala Harris

Beto O’Rourke

Joe Biden

Amy Klobuchar

Cory Booker

Bernie Sanders

Elizabeth Warren

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 No.295870

Non-Democrats can talk about Andrew Yang and Tulsi Gabbard and Bernie Sanders, who would all seem like stronger candidates, but that is not how they decide things.

Boomers and Silent Generation seem to love Beto O'Rourke. This makes no sense to anyone else.

The typical black voter is low-information, Hispanics aren't much better. They won't be following Tulsi Gabbard's views on foreign policy in the Middle East.

Biden and Sanders are old. Biden says stupid shit constantly, and Sanders pissed off a lot of his base, so he will probably be sharing them with Gabbard, Yang, and Warren.


 No.295871

If I remember right, you didn't think DRUMPF would get the nomination last time. Another reason to bet on the chinkbux.


 No.295872

>>295871

No, I thought he would get the nomination, but I also thought he would lose the presidential race.

>Another reason to bet on the chinkbux.

Sure, things are changing all the time, maybe Yang will be the breakout candidate. But if you want him in, know how Democrats think, or he's not not getting the nomination.


 No.295873

>>295872

Yang is appealing to untapped demographics, and he's got a very easy message to spread. Did you forget how much energy there was behind Bernie? Take those people and factor in all the newcomers who got burned by BLUMPF. I'm certain he'll have the millennial and zoomer vote.


 No.295877

>>295873

No lol




File: 9b9f11efbcbd357⋯.jpeg (89.07 KB, 614x799, 614:799, 087AA55E-8072-4164-8CCB-7….jpeg)

 No.295876[Reply]

Christchurch terror attack: Kiwis begin to voluntarily return their semi-automatic rifles

A number of gun owners have voluntarily given up their semi-automatic rifles in the wake of the Christchurch terror attack and the Government's announcement that it will ban these weapons.

Multiple people have taken to social media to post about giving up their guns.

John Hart, a farmer and Green Party member from the Wairarapa, says he took his semi-automatic rifle into the police station earlier today where he dropped it off "no questions asked".

Given the current climate and the presence of armed forces outside the police station, Hart said he went in first to check on the process and then returned with his rifle. "I didn't want to just rock up with a rifle," he told the Herald.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm



File: a349feb8c8d2b10⋯.jpg (86.29 KB, 701x719, 701:719, gacy-carter.jpg)

 No.295864[Reply]

Corruption Suspected in Celebrity Pimp Case Anonymous 03/18/19(Mon)00:59:21 No.369918▶>>369948

>Age of victim in prosecution of Jeffrey Epstein, long a source of confusion, eased his obligations to register as a sex offender

A federal investigation into alleged sexual misconduct by multimillionaire Jeffrey Epstein had flagged scores of potential underage victims, including the 14-year-old girl who first alerted police. But when he pleaded guilty in state court in 2008, the only minor Epstein was convicted of soliciting was 16 years old at the time the offenses began, according to information obtained by The Washington Post.

The younger girl who initially notified police has long believed that hers was the case referenced in the guilty plea, her attorney said. Some media accounts said as much. Publicly available charging documents contained no name or age, however. Pressed to resolve the ambiguity, state prosecutors in Florida recently provided The Post with the victim’s date of birth.

The decision to charge Epstein with a crime involving an older teen — part of a plea deal that has already been criticized as overly lenient — has eased his obligations to register as a sex offender. In New Mexico, for instance, where Epstein has a 7,600-acre property called Zorro Ranch, he is not required to register because his victim was not under 16, state officials said.

The case has faced growing scrutiny since last month, when a federal judge ruled that the prosecution team led by then-U.S. Attorney Alexander Acosta, now President Trump’s labor secretary, violated the rights of alleged victims by failing to notify them of an agreement not to bring federal charges. Some House Democrats are calling for the resignation of Acosta, whose department oversees investigations into sex trafficking and workplace abuses.

https://www.washingtonpoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.295875

Pizzagate isn't real the media already said so including that one news guy who used to talk about controversial stuff but is now a weather man or some sh*t for some mysterious reason case closed thank u next




File: 31ddb994f69b91b⋯.jpg (107.68 KB, 1080x1081, 1080:1081, niggers.jpg)

 No.295583[Reply]

Christchurch shootings: Husband of woman killed in attack says he forgives NZ mosque gunman

CHRISTCHURCH: A man whose 44-year-old wife was killed in the Christchurch mosque attack as she rushed back in to rescue him said he harbours no hatred toward the gunman, insisting forgiveness is the best path forward.

"I would say to him 'I love him as a person'," Farid Ahmad told AFP.

Asked if he forgave the 28-year-old white supremacist suspect, he said: "Of course. The best thing is forgiveness, generosity, loving and caring positivity."

Husna Ahmed was among 50 people killed in the attack on two mosques on Friday (Mar 15) that were packed for prayers.

When the shooting started, she helped several people escape from the women's and children's hall.

"She was screaming 'come this way, hurry up', and she took many children and ladies towards a safe garden," Ahmad said.

"Then she was coming back [to check on] me, because I was in a wheelchair, and as she was approaching the gate she was shot. She was busy saving lives, forgetting about herself."

Ahmad, 59, who has been confined to a wheelchair since being hit by a drunk driver in 1998, believes he escaped the hail of bullets because the gunman was focused on other targets.

"This guy was shooting one person two, three times, probably that gave some time to us to move out ... even the dead, he was shooting them again."

He did not see his wife when he left the mosque and only learned of her death after somebody photographed her body.

"Her picture was out in the social media, so somebody showed me the picture and I identified [her] quite easily."

Ahmad said if he was able to sit down with the mass murderer he would encourage him to rethink hiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.295586


 No.295587

She probably had about 9 sisters so no harm done


 No.295841

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>crazed gunman comes out of nowhere and kills your 44 year old wife


 No.295869

>A man whose 44-year-old wife was killed

That answers everything tbh.




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 No.295435[Reply]

heh

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 No.295438

He's for collectivism too through psych meds. Their purpose is to homogenize everyone's mind into the perfect slave.


 No.295844

>western society is individualistic, but also everyone should have the same skin color, thin hair and huge european horse nose


 No.295853

Him and his daughter are going to be dead in like 5 years due to their retarded diet heh.


 No.295860

>>295853

Jordan 'I had one cider and was out for a week' Peterson


 No.295866

I hope more of Peterson's incel basement dwelling neckbeard fans adopt this diet so they die.




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 No.295782[Reply]

who was in the wrong here?

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 No.295791

File: 2d322f65d87a4d5⋯.jpg (64.04 KB, 610x406, 305:203, art-activism-home.jpg)

>>295789

>letting a supporter of the convicted rapist, anti-semitic racist woman hating immigrant genociding tax evading Russian saboteur Ronold Bloumpf into your respectable vaping establishment without #RESISTANCE

FUCK OFF NAZI, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


 No.295812

When you support DRUMPF it's all risk and no reward, but when you publicly support chairman Yang everyone is receptive to the prospect of receiving 1000 bux.


 No.295816

>>295812

Trump can't appropriate 5 billion dollars to help stop the well-documented prior to his campaign inflow of deadly narcotics into the united states because it's racist but we're 100% sure Yang will be able to single handedly nearly double the national deficit with a 2.7 trillion dollar program*.

This is truly the most honk-pilled timeline, isn't it?

*(its total cost including the proposed benefits spending consolidation but excluding the VAT and the otherwise completely hypothetical scenarios Yang lays out in his platform).


 No.295833

Lol that kid needs a serious reality check, what a psycho


 No.295865

They're both incredibly arrogant and unlikeable. One is just more disingenuous and narcissistic than the other. Typical soulless Ameritards.




File: f7d424e4a872b1d⋯.jpg (419.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, All Might.jpg)

 No.294605[Reply]

almost fapped but then i thought about the people i care about and imagined if they saw me fapping to that degenerate shit and i imagined the guilt and gross feeling i get postfap and then so i decided not to fap

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

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 No.294631

>>294627

post a vid of you farting please


 No.294644

File: f5f21cc339d0688⋯.webm (2.19 MB, 480x360, 4:3, star_spangled_braaper.webm)


 No.295790

File: 5510bd5d62288fc⋯.jpg (283.9 KB, 1479x1100, 1479:1100, 47092.jpg)

oh my god I had such a shitty day and the urges have been so strong. I crave the escapism of porn so bad right now. But fuck it I don't need that shit, I'm not about to give up and throw away all my hard work again like I always do.

All my life I've been a failure I've never truly tried at anything always just half assing things.

But now for once in my life I will be a winner.

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

NEVER GIVE UP BROTHERS NEVER FUCKING GIVE UP


 No.295795

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I swear half the time nofap gets brought up I spend the first night motivated but by next morning I'm putting my dingus through the World's Strongest Slam while envisioning myself getting raped by bisexual anime girls or whatever. I don't w*nk all that much anyway but somehow the idea of not doing so compels me to do it. Am I just inherently incorrigible? It sure would explain a lot tbheh

fuckin'

JUST


 No.295859

>>295795

impossible you are not incorrigible. you just need to keep trying brother never give up you will get there eventually. fall down seven times stand up eight




File: 9534b4fbc281ab7⋯.jpg (160.01 KB, 720x539, 720:539, ben follows the nose.jpg)

 No.295562[Reply]

New Benny Goodman comic, choniggers

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 No.295842

File: b3b932158a31370⋯.jpg (263.8 KB, 1353x1670, 1353:1670, montana_frog.jpg)

>>295571

Ben Garrison is a widely respected, world famous political thinker who influences global politics by expressing himself through his artwork. You're a nobody. Therefore Ben isn't a retard boomer cuck, you are.


 No.295847

File: bb0faeff0af82d8⋯.png (27.01 KB, 1252x122, 626:61, Screenshot at 2019-03-18 0….png)

>>295842

>You're a nobody.

Oh yeah, then why did he quote me in his book?


 No.295848

Come to think of it, the mosque shooter missed the ultimate opportunity to fuck with Benny G. His name should have been right up there with Candace Owens.


 No.295854

File: aa019dadee5e0f5⋯.gif (344.12 KB, 550x400, 11:8, COS_EFG_party.gif)

>>295847

Whens scientology gonna be shut down?


 No.295858

>>295854

It comes off as edgy, but what I meant to imply was more along the lines of "perception is reality". Nobody cared about Ben Garrison, the man, despite his insistence that they're after him due to his lukewarm libertarian beliefs. And If people know him as Zyklon Ben and treat him as Zyklon Ben, then he is Zyklon Ben as far as they're concerned.




File: 474433196d5144d⋯.jpg (79.64 KB, 496x800, 31:50, 1551988779592.jpg)

 No.295614[Reply]

I unironically just lost muh full vaginal virginity to one of those shady Asian massage parlors. It was the easiest thing to do in the world, just walk in, pay, take clothes off and the woman asks what you want. I came extraordinarily fast but the woman seemed to like me enough.

Feel in guilty and ashamed aboit it even if theres no real reason to aside from spooks. Still worth it to take the pressure off tho.

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 No.295839

File: d8b02521f0fef7e⋯.jpg (140.29 KB, 1200x863, 1200:863, i laff.jpg)

>i was a virgin until yesterday

LMAO do you still have training wheels on your bicycle too?


 No.295846

>>295824

>Short term

Get dating apps, go to the gym, stop eating garbage

>Long term

Retrain his dopaminergic system by doing nofap and noporn, get off kratom, do the above


 No.295851

Did you just pick a place? They have a paywall to see reviews/comments.


 No.295856

>>295855

The post was 'what would you say to FoKy' not 'OP is foKy'. Relax. I know OP isn't foKy.


 No.295857

>>295851

Yeah they got a paywall but if you advanced search with it limited to full sex you are pretty much guaranteed with any of them I think. If you go to the place it shoukd look kinda like you are walking into somebodies house. Dont ask them for anything directly, just say you want an hour massage, and sometime after the short massage they start rubbing your junk and asking you what you want. Full service is the code word for sex. If you go to a chinese one instead of Korean they will often just ask if you want a handy and they wont allow anything else.




File: 4fb8ab88084a2bf⋯.png (4.06 KB, 141x134, 141:134, download (2).png)

 No.295262[Reply]

*me at the pearly gates of heaven*

God: Anon, it's time for judgement

God: *looks at the Book of Life*

God: wew lad, you spent your entire life doing nothing but watching Japanese anime.

Me: heh...

 No.295268


 No.295845

>>295262

Its St. Peter at the pearly gates. God himself isn't judgmental, thats why they use a henchman to keep the fags and other riffraff out.




File: 61e136b18f6556d⋯.jpg (64.2 KB, 515x450, 103:90, brainlettttt.jpg)

 No.295481[Reply]

>If I have two electrons close together, they can vibrate in unison, according to the quantum theory. If I then separate them, an invisible umbilical cord emerges which connects the two electrons, even though they may be separated by many light years. If I jiggle one electron, the other electron "senses" this vibration instantly, faster than the speed of light. Einstein thought that this therefore disproved the quantum theory, since nothing can go faster than light.

>But actually this experiment (the EPR experiment) has been done many times, and each time Einstein was wrong

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 No.295526

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

t = 56:00


 No.295607

File: 637ea3bb9ec44cb⋯.jpg (174.94 KB, 730x1094, 365:547, mega_giantess___anna_and_e….jpg)

>>295517

>>295513

LOL gatehurt!

*float float!*


 No.295608

>>295607

time palindrome GET heh!


 No.295609

>>295608

AGAIN heh!


 No.295843

File: 9939c8d43273e39⋯.jpg (79.37 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, kalle.jpg)




File: 540b59cb9168ded⋯.jpg (75.9 KB, 568x515, 568:515, trevor george.jpg)

 No.295523[Reply]

well it looks like the boards dead again and everyone stopped posting because some desperate-for-atnetion boring twat with nothing interesting to say had to go through the board and bump all the threads he started over the past two weeks even though everyone was sick of them long ago.

oh well

i guess thats too bad for the rest of us

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 No.295648

File: d958e49a00dff35⋯.png (520.32 KB, 888x894, 148:149, 1551901351854.png)

>>295637

I fukked ure miother


 No.295662

File: cd1e9123dba3863⋯.jpeg (42.69 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, chubby_cucky.jpeg)

>>295648

i slapped ur butt. also ur fatt heh


 No.295722

>>295637

So schizophrenia is basically just not being a retard? No wonder they're always given normie pills.


 No.295725

>>295722

Yup. Some hypothesize the reason so many of us have mental problems is because it is an adaptive trait to prevent generational slavery by removing us from the gene pool, thus deleting the power base of our psychopathic rulers.


 No.295838

>>295725

>I'm a completely delusional schizo and heres why thats OK

Thanks for the info, snowflake. Whats your fursona and why don't you go ahead and tell us about your pronouns too?




File: 6b4e17ea7435175⋯.jpg (28.57 KB, 554x400, 277:200, 1499305011701.jpg)

 No.295748[Reply]

Niggers are wiping out chimpanzee cultures

When chimpanzees encounter humans, it’s usually bad news for the chimps. Logging, hunting, and epidemics have helped push chimpanzee populations to the brink across their range in West and Central Africa. Now, a new study suggests human activity may also rob chimp populations of their cultures.

>sciencemag.org/news/2019/03/humans-are-wiping-out-chimpanzee-cultures

 No.295753

File: 05a125177755d18⋯.webm (2.23 MB, 398x224, 199:112, 1552403143311.webm)


 No.295756

File: 13ef499c6729046⋯.gif (4.11 MB, 400x200, 2:1, giphy.gif)


 No.295830

>>295748

> Logging, hunting, and epidemics have helped push chimpanzee populations to the brink across their range in West and Central Africa.

humans havent lived there in a long time tho


 No.295837

File: d6bac3def7fe97f⋯.jpg (203.07 KB, 666x1510, 333:755, ooga booga.jpg)

>>295748

race is a social construct




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 No.295551[Reply]

As recent events once again doubt the continued existence of centralized imageboards,I've decided to release a draft of my paper, TOWARDS A DECENTRALIZED IMAGEBOARD:ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS THEREOF AND APPROACHES COMPARED

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vNye_et1JZQquT9Oiz1wVnikEGU8zUZ7/view

Please share it and feel free to comment

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 No.295823

>>295726

why not pull yourself up by your bootstraps and study computer science and cryptography?


 No.295829

>>295823

I have no interest in that, and I don't need work.


 No.295831

File: c727246cf193dd1⋯.jpg (104.55 KB, 560x370, 56:37, say-works-on-my-machine-on….jpg)

>>295551

OP. What we need is image boards that are easy to install. I've made attempts to install Tinyboard and vichan on a LAMP server. I followed the directions from Github but I get to point where try to run install.php and nothing happens. Then I can't really find any documentation on it. So I pretty much give up.

Pictureboards need install scripts that can be ran and will just will install the required version of the PHP/MySQL and prompt the admin for a set of passwords.

Preferably it's in an APT or YUM repository so you can just install it from the command line.

I'm so sick of fucking devs that say "it works on my machine" or "Google it".

I agree with you. We need this stuff. But we need stuff that even a novice computer user can install and admin.


 No.295832

>>295831

>I'm so sick of fucking devs that say "it works on my machine" or "Google it".

just get an SSD...


 No.295836

>>295831

>other people can get this to work, but i can't.

>this isn't because i'm unskilled and uneducated, its someone else's fault

>therefore i deserve to have someone fix it for me for free

if you had studied harder when you were in school these kind of things wouldn't cause you so much trouble and frustration




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