All heil kenzabi
Is that the best you can think of?
Sure, so long as you don't try and tell me that you are pure.
What does it take to be pure?
No bitching is no bitching.
It can be next thread.
Unless Kenzabi is known for deleting threads, who gives a fuck?
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is pure. Spilling your seed is an impure act.
I care because petty.
Lots and lots of cum
Like a year's worth of creampies at once
I never agreed to not be a bitch
But I'll take it
How do I avoid catching the big gay?
>What does it take to be pure? "Lots and lots of cum "
>Spilling your seed is an impure act.
It is not spilling if it's in someone else.
Which in itself makes you impure for other reasons, such as fucking somebody.
Jerk off over them and let them catch it in their mouth.
Yeah, but I don't care that you do.
Then I'm not pure. But then no one is.
I'm still the purest here.
Hmmm... Seems like a hard task for anyone.
The better they are at it, the more they have to do.
How do I do that?
>I'll take it
Thanks. I'll try to make yours the next one.
by posting dicks.
You have to be a good girl and clean it all up
With your insides
Don't let any escape until you make a baby
Reminder that purity is a made up subjective concept
Might as well define it as being true to your natural urges and not deluded with a belief that sexuality is 'bad"
I mean, if it's just because out of pettiness, big woop.
Kenzabi doesn't like dog cocks
Yeah, no shit.
But I only have one thing to talk about, don't take that away from me.
Arguable I haven't cum in months.
Damned if you don't, damned if you do.
Ah, but you have.
Is purity something you can regain?
If you have not noticed I am a storm of dramatic idiocy.
My pettiness alone has slain cucks like Rebop himself. I alone and the sundering blade that will cleave thee in twine.
I don't like them on their own, no.
But if they're inside cute boys then they're welcome any day.
Well someone's got to make a baby
It's sort of a rolling record, so the longer you go without, the more pure you are.
I'm all for slaying Bebop at this point.
Not because I dislike him, but for the memes.
But really, your pettiness doesn't move me.
...Maybe. But not yet.
Oooh, I just realized you meant I shouldn't be spilling it.
...That at least, I can kind of agree on.
>>2325277 wasn't about confectioneries.
I don't know what a rolling record is, but I get the concept.
I have no willpower to nofap though. I don't get horny, just incredibly bored.
U very clearly want Blood-chan to sit on your face anyway
Maybe u actually can get along with Squash then
He might let you watch dogs fuck him
You simply fap out of boredom? Clearly you must get horny in some fashion or you would not continue.
Cream filling is much better than cream on top
>I think you want to fill me
riiiiiiiiight. Fucking lewd!
I wasn't talking about cookies in that post, obviously.
And while... I do feel that way, my lack of confidence makes me want to maybe not try.
That's what I'm saying.
I've never had cookies with cream on top, I think.
Creamfilled sounds better on cookies too, I guess.
You best be respecting me, boy.
When the cream is on top it's called icing
Personally, I could use a few days of cream filling
BC never would. I think.
That's why I can joke around about that.
It's a good stress reliever.
I don't get easily horny or aroused, but I know how to get there when I want to.
Fair enough, I suppose.
Is icing cream? Huh. I've had icing plenty, but didn't think about it like that.
...Enjoy, I guess.
I was being productive and getting stuff done but now my joints hurt so I can't do anything and it really kills the motivation my doggy
that's a completely valid suspicion to have
i know, so you're clearly the hyperlewdy
I'm in a very lewd mood right now
Thread's going fast. If I miss a post, just lemme know, I don't mean to.
And since I'm actually using pics ATM, sometimes I leave a post for later so I can use a specific image for it.
I... have a hobby of playing lewd games to find hidden gems. I've found some, but most are trash.
I usually play them in the least lewd way possible.
But if I want to, I can just stop trying that last bit.
Sounds like a good dicking would do you well.
You play...lewd games....to find good ones? That you don't fap to.
You are a walking contradiction.
I don't know what this means but the discomfort is back.
Wait, how does that make me lewd?
But I have no sources of dick
because you have a lewd preference, and where there is a will, there is always a way!
Surely they have dicks where you are from? Just go to a bar or such and pick up one.
It started as a sort of dare to myself, back when I was the purest thing alive.
I found a lewd game to play, and told myself I would 100% complete it, trying to masturbate as little as possible.
No regrets. I also failed fucking horribly. Often. But I did 100% it.
Ooh, then my enjoy doesn't really work. >>2325361
You sounded like you've at least been through it before.
I mean, there's a preference, sure.
But there really is no will. No wanting. No lusting.
Though that might happen later. I've never been physical or intimate with anyone. If I have, I might develop more... wants.
See, you are not supporting your case at all here.
I'm not into random hookups
Yeah nothing to enjoy
Just overwhelming lewdness in all of my feelings
i'll gladly deflower you
Why not? If you want dick, sometimes that is what you gotta do. Or take the dick of somebody you know.
That's fine. I don't do dishonest.
It's also why I'm saying I'm less pure, in that regard, than I used to be.
Stuff like that is alien to me.
I'm not saying it's bad. Or weird. Or wrong.
But I've never felt it.
It sounds nice.
Not like that's a problem
I get too emotional about it
It can actually get pretty uncomfortable if there's nothing I can do about it
Time to make you even less pure.
Fall fast, fall hard?
I believe you, but can't imagine.
I kinda want to experience it.
I think it's weird to not have done so, at this point.
Makes me feel somewhat incomplete. Or broken.
What do you have in mind?
Nothing as of yet. First I need to do some observation.
Well, alright, I guess.
I have to know people to actually lewd them
It's not fun
Like, being aroused can feel good and stuff but
Being aroused and frustrated is like your whole body shaking but there's nothing you can do except lewd things
But nothing is ever satisfying if you're on your own so it just makes it worse later
fine.. I give up..
the real problem is all these wifephobics!
I am sorry.
No joked. I am.
Shhhh, it's ok. Don't you worry.
Ahhh. And there is nobody you know that you would want to lewd?
Honestly, that sounds somewhat amazing.
I'm not saying it is. But it does, to me.
wifephobics? People afraid of wives?
all those who would not wife me
There are a few people I'd like to lewd but none of them are nearby
And like one of them has a working dick
It can be nice if you have some personal time available
I went to therapy today. I normally don't talk about relations as it's not the highest priority.
Today, I did nothing BUT do that.
It was nice.
I have the lifestyle of a NEET despite not being one, officially.
Not yet anyway.
Nobody here are actually gay~
I'm quadruple gay
Methinks I'm the 'wifephobic' in question.
>Nobody here are actually gay~
So you're looking for long term now?
but you have the big gay!
I think you're so horny right now you'd say anything to get some dick~
Could be, but you wouldn't be the only one
old meme, really
Maybe I'm actually a chick ;)
why should that mean you don't have the big gay?
Can't be gay if you're a girl ;)
Short term has never interested me. At all.
I'm... a hopeless romantic, and some other things.
I kind of really want my first relation to last.
But I don't meet a lot of people, especially not girls,
And intimacy, while I really want it, sounds incredibly scary to me.
Yeah, probably not.
Anyway, don't trust males who say they're bi. They just haven't yet realized that they're truly just cocksocks
Isn't that the same for the straight ones?
"straight" ones posting here anyway
Seems like the case for just about everyone.
Not as bad as gabby though. They're like the cookie monster of cocks.
what is girl on girl love called then?
>especially not girls
then how about a cute femboi?
They chopped their cock off too
I wouldn't mind liking guys. More than doubles the pool of potentials.
But I don't, so it ends there.
lesbie or something, I dunno. I try to stay clear of them
uh huh, sure
did they really? lol what a waste
After lexi did that, they disappeared. I wonder if they did too.
And cocklust is still the same with male or female, it's just gay with males, of course.
Girl on girl is gay as heck.
Boys can be cute. I'm not gonna lie about that.
But they're not for me. At least, I'm pretty sure.
I don't care about sex, so that's not a problem.
But somehow I'd rather not cuddle a guy.
To be fair, there's at least one reason that makes me glad I don't like guys.
Anal sounds like the worst freaking thing.
I've no clue. Never talked to them. I just assumed so
He disappeared a long time ago didn't he? Haven't seen him in half a year
I joined a Discord like last week, Gabby is in it, and one of the more active talkers.
it's ok until you want to join, then it goes downhill since they are lezzies and won't let you.
Actually, threesomes aren't appealing to me.
Even less than regular sex.
This is relevant >>2325430
I don't even know what discord is really.
Gotta be creative. Use a gag chain and take one of them somewhere else, at least a few feet away. Maybe give them cat or dog ears and let them watch.
I want these inside me
I didn't expect Hu to lie to me though.
Gabby had beef with someone because of the word trap. Never came back.
That's even worse...
Now I gotta be honest, I can't say for sure that I never would.
I've thought that about a lot of things, and have often be wrong.
But it is unlikely.
Yo, I got a bottle of rum, my mate is with me and we need to get this party started. Any music reccommendations?
I didn't. I lied to anon
Did you make those?
...Cool now I'm hungry. Or maybe I already was and only now realized it.
Gonna grab garbage dinner, BRB.
My mate needs cheering up. Can you lay down some fresh memes?
I don't know if I can trust you anymore, sir.
nah I ripped it from Reddit
I can't cook, I have autism
Never did. Always hated me and have always been looking after a reason to cut all contact to me
I hope you find a cute girl or boy ..
-has a tea party with his stuffed rabbit and the vacuum cleaner-
I think sweatshops are the greatest evil.
>So do I.
Yeah, we like that.
Is this a troll- Am I being trolled? Hello?
I was joking.
Surely you are too?
do you really feel that way? :(
This does not seem to be safe practice.
not feeling that way at all
you say as you are online
>immediately starts trying to trying to start shit
>links to other posts fine but can't figure out linking to another thread
My bullshit detector is going off man, I dunno. Howdy.
-tries to pour the vacuum a cup of tea but it slurps up the entire water pitcher's worth- 0_0
I got sad. Real sad. Things like this ain't good for me.
Maybe I should tone down the convo.
Who-me, or who-the-guy-in-the-vid?
Who knows, maybe he was drunk
>Want to know a secret? I done that to a bird. Not even shitting you.
One'd have to find me, and practically seduce me.
But thank you.
Same to you.
My mate just got onto me because I didn't put his avatar up.
>Yeah, get my lion-o on.
Holy shit, there's 97 (you)'s in thread. I've been active.
Yeah, I ain't sure what's up with that poster.
-goes to make more tea and climbs up on his stool in front of the stove-
I think he means the guy in the vid, but feel free to introduce yourself. It'll give us something to talk about.
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Half of this thread is me talking about me, sadly.
But the guy in the video is from Oblivion. He's called "Adoring Fan". He's the most annoying fuck around, it's great.
If you become Arena champion, he starts following you relentlessly.
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Posting what we're listening to. You done good guys. Maybe we could have a new member in our midst one day, you never know.
you licked... wait what? No pun intended i take it
>Oh right, yeah ok.
What's your favourite videogame?
Fuck, damn, mate is on the phone, I don't think I can get him into 8chan that much. I'll post normally and see if he gets curious.
No, a girl was licking his arse and he farted.
I don't have a singular top1.
But my favorites include FinalFantasyTacticsA2, Terraria, Path of Exile, Dota and the Ace Attorney Series.
Did she beat him like a red headed stepchild?
Dota, I loved Ace Attorney, I loved Undertale, I loved the Zero Escape Series, Hotline Miami and Lisa The Painful RPG.
Clicked on that spoiler, didn't read the filename, mate just looked at me like 'What the fuck is that?' I'll ask him after he gets off the phone.
Final Fantasy Tactics was hot shit.
That is gay as fuck for all involved.
Never played Tactics, just A2. But I goddamn love it.
Haven't played the latter three, but hell yeah.
So many posters just stopped posting.
Hope they're having fun.
for the two guys. the woman may as well just buy dildos because that pussy is gonna be too big for any cock to please.
jerking it while thinking of you, sorry
Well, still hope you're having fun.
I'm actually just playing osrs
I-I'm glad. UwU. Shoot me.
Ooh, so you're not having fun?
Plenty of fun!!
It's not for me. It's absolutely not. It's about as not-me as it gets.
But enjoy, Hu.
I want to bury my penis into an anime and make her preg
Waaay too loose.
Seems cute. I approve.
Yeah, I played Tactics on a emulator. Never played the other series but I found it fun as fuck.
You'd might like Disgaea
I'm not sure, but what is up?
He hasn't posted in 2 hours. >>2325365
I might. Never looked into it. Why?
I need to know how much he made per hour at Caseys (tm)
RPG Strategy with millions of levelling systems, a grinder's paradise.
That's a particular and odd thing. Why?
Thumbs up from me and Tomtoe on that image.
You're doing god's work.
Why does loneliness feel so good
>a grinder's paradise.
I'm not sure whether I am.
Are you familar with the series? I know it's on PC now, is there a certain order one should play them in, or could I jsut start with the newest?
because I plan to apply to Caseys (tm) and would like to know what is a fair wage from someone who worked there
I ain't familiar with shit, I didn't play it because it lags my computer for some reason. I might pick it up again and tell you in a month's time.
Because my mate has a squatter in his swamp and he says he feels like a prisoner in his own house because of this person.
Whearas I'm single and if I feel horny I can just jerk off.
Ou know that is a guy, right?
So you love yourself.
Fair enough I suppose.
...Sounds good to me, honestly!
>fuck off, she's a dude?!
Yeah, fucking fooled me too.
Brits are still the gayest people on the planet.
>You're are gay though, Josh, you were playing with my nipples.
He's calling BOTH of us gay though.
poor you :<
Is bedtime now though.
I wish he wasn't sorting his shit out over the phone because I want his two cents on this.
But no, the French are the gayest people, you could get killed if you shouted that in parts of the UK.
You wanna go down that dirty road?
You're gay as fuck, boi. Think of this as an Ogre Magi thing. 2 heads one body.
I swear this is just Scanner showing off his multiple personality disorder. So far it was his mom, now this guy. And who know who else I missed.
Na, the French at least pretend to fuck women.
Na, you guys just got clubs and knives. I'll just give you guys a dose of lead before you try anything.
No, I regret I said that.
I don't know who is the gayest people ever, but it ain't Britfags.
>beautiful and cute african wildcat
Yeah, my name is Joshua Adam-Smith. What a name that is, right?
And if I wanted to show off my split personality, they would have cooler names. Like 2-Bit. Or S.P.U.D (Split personality under disorder).
What's gay about clubs and knives?
Why, are you a flamer?
No, but I'm currently talking with some Dutchposters about meeting up at a weebcon in 2019, and it's immediately "I kinda wanna crossdress" time for at least one.
I'll drink a bit more and then I'll come up with some verbal bitchslap to you. I need to rev up the engines.
tfw no cons to convince my friends to crossdress at ;~:
A hyphenated name implies you are a faggot.
I don't think you are cognizant enough to make such a choice.
As your only weapons? The fact that they are for kids.
Yeah that is just weeb culture. Faggot anime likers.
I'm not very into anime, but I enjoy it plenty.
I ain't putting on a skirt though.
So you aren't a weeb. Congrats.
Yeah, I became a faggot because my family couldn't decide who gets what name and it became a tribal thing where I had to choose between the Adams or the Smiths.
And yeah, I ain't cogniwhatsis enough to make a choice, let alone speak for another.
But a kid with a club cannot beat a man with a hand. The club and knife is an extension of a person's malice. Kid with a knife is funny. Me with a knife is a nightmare. Hitler with a knife is a fucking chonk-a-donk.
That's what I choose to believe.
There is a reason why we don't have guns. With that sort of malice and that point and click easy murder of guns, we'd be bathed in the blood of the unworthy.
And look how it has turned you gay.
None of that makes sense.
Because you are a bunch of kids in the UK?
-yawns and curls up on the kitchen counter next to the carrots-
On the other hand, I do like quite a few series, and I'll gladly go to a con with threadfolk simply because why the fuck not.
I see no reason to limit myself.
But I won't be speaking Japanese tomorrow or visiting animeland.
Grab a blanket. It's cold.
-looks up at you and nods, quickly covering up the carrots so they wont be chilly-
You are leaning towards being a weeb now.
Which part doesn't make sense? I'll try and explain it better.
Mind you, I don't really rank sexual attraction that high. I'm happy just jerking off to porn than trying to convince someone I should stick my cock in their holes.
And yeah, it's usually the kids who do the stabbings. I don't count myself as one of those kids. Am a kidult.
You know, I worked as a kitchen porter. Want me to do something with those carrots?
Look at my new shirts, guys
Nice shirts nigger.
Nice hair too.
I know. That's fine.
I don't care one way or another. It's just a name.
...You're a special one.
post more of the cat
>Search Google for image.
>No results found.
I'm somewhat surprised, honestly.
Oh well. They're good shirts.
What cat? The only cat here is fortune.
-shakes head nu, they're trying to sleep-
There's a cat in the picture I linked.
On top of your dresser.
You're more important than carrots.
There, I said it.
You know what they need when they wake up? A slow cook in simmering water.
He's on the snek cage now
tell soto to go to it. He'd spend more time drillin' hole than snortin
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My mate is playing this song on his smartphone. Thought to share it with you too. We are all interconnected in the web of insanity.
If the others agree, he's very welcome.
-thinks he understands what you're saying and gets a pillow for the carrots-
D: -protects the carrots from you-
This is the picture of my mate's mate garden, I am envious.
THE CARROTS SUSTAIN US.
hahahaha I love it, thanks
hopefully they agree. or maybe they can all come to the one everyone here goes to.
She has the rinnegan
I'd go to AX to meet posters if money wasn't an issue.
Sadly, while I have the money for it, that's pretty much my savings.
-nods, with their love and affection- \^-^/
._. -hides in one of the cabinets-
I'll cook you up something meaty then if you want. Murder some other cunts.
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One last gift from my spirit guide, Tomtoe.
I wouldn't hurt ya, Sonata.
I just want blankets and softness for you.
*lays down a pillow next to the cabinet door.*
Hiya, real nigga.
them eyes can make you do lewd things to people and objects, living or not, that you would not normally do. with your penis.
That sucks. Only option/not-option is to make a boat and gather supplies to float here.
-door creeks open slowly and pillow is pulled inside- <3
-now the plates in the cabinet can be comfy too!- \^-^/
I'd rather not die a nautical death, thanks,
find some plutonium and you might be able to make a nuclear powered ship.
...Couldn't I sell it for flight tickets?
Being alone has its upsides.
Being lonely though? Not really.
For the next 50 ax's prolly.
wagwan my fellow real nigga
are you 'keeping it real', as the blacks like to say
did you remember to post about defiling nagato this thread
Do9n't have a webcam anymore, you just got to imagine.
This is a different phone; I lost the pasta.
Sounds good to me.
Don't think I'd want to go every year.
Was just calling you that because of the other thread.
And I'm not sure what keeping it real entails.
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or for whatever. A ship like that would be worth a lot
...I mean yeah, but I'd sell the raw plutonium.
Sanctuary, that's what I offer.
is there booze in this sanctuary?
I'm drumk now, hope it is well stocked.
20-ish more posts and we'll leave for the next one, which Revy already made.
easier than putting in all the work building something.
I don't know what it means either
but I like the way it sounds, so I am keeping it real
no such luck for me. no booze, no biscuits, healthy eating only.
Exactly. It's also more likely to be done by June.
Hah, fair enough.
I'm alright. Kinda sad earlier, but as long as I don't think too much, I'm fine.
And my cold's almost gone too.
People wanted to abandon this thread, but I didn't want complicated nonsense. This was the compromise.
im going on a date
didnt think it was going to be one
just wanted someone to get drunk with
so we're doing shots and going to the library
seems everyone's getting sick these days desu
good to see you're getting better at least I suppose
we're doing shots beforehand
Didn't get sick all of last year. Now it was only a few days.
It ain't so bad.
Girls riding dildos never really got my motor running.
I'm all for less men in porn, but there kinda needs to be a dick.
A dildo just ain't the same.
Give her the book
Agreed. Lesbian porn is rather boring.
Time to link it, I suppose.
Want to shower anyway.
Yeah. Sadly I must agree.