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/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

The board For Aussie NEETs


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Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET.

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Well NEETs, it's nearly summer, and with that come many things, such as the end of the year. It's also a time for reflection. How did you fare with gf2019? Are the executives in shape for summer? How do you feel about the warmer weather? How will you feel seeing women wearing less when they're out and about? These are all questions that a NEET must ponder.

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Morning stinky clam girl.


Tucked in white polo and grey chinos today, looking like a real 80s unix guru


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fap fap fap fap fap



Where are the pics?


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Time for the wage, take care NEETs.

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In the Japan, I will have a the sex.

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I'm releasing a joint statement with Craig condemning the threat of gook cartoons



Oy vey




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They're called krembo, don't eat them, it's a trap



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I waited for you, we all did.

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Enjoying your two days of freedom, ragie wagies?

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very nice



Does Brazil have as much mass migration as Europe and the US?






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Let's take a moment to appreciate the good times we've shared on our time here NEETs.

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You can't make me post, you're not my real dad



Yeah, they do like their weight of numbers

By law they can't even enter cells in lock up unless they outnumber the occupants 2:1 or more















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So, NEETs, six and a bit weeks until ol' St Nick pays you a visit.

I hope you have been good.

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Very nice.


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More to share they reckon.



Only peasants buy smiths anyway.





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Don't be lured by Craig, he will only ruin your wallet, your anus and your health, while Dan will protect you from rapists and sells cheap goon.



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Anyway, this morning I was at a work function and a female board member came over for a chat because I was standing by a window of the exhibition center by myself. The cutie I perve on out my office window in the morning came by to talk to her while I stood their awkwardly, and revealed she got married three weeks ago. Good times.



>and revealed she got married three weeks ago

I kinda ktf man.

I stalked the cutie I used to work with recently and saw she'd just had a kid.


New thread in 3.



are plain white long sleeve shirts the best fashion shirts?

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Now I think I know what you tried to say to me

And how you suffered for your sanity

And how you tried to set them free

They would not listen, they're not listening still

Perhaps they never will

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no, it's a slovenian comapny. i think there was a tiny gap in the packaging so it rotted a lot faster than it was supposed to.



Only the real unna posters like them.

They are just misunderstood and the misunderstanders don't want to understand.







There's been at least two on this board.


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Humanity has slowly been climbing towards the stars, how will NEETs like us fit into all of this?

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The neet board won't stop croaking until we all do



That would result in thread deletion.



Soothing lotion for the


bum rash

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You know you want to, whip 'em out for the boys.

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just searched nuclear fusion. really disappointed the news doesn't cover this. they're rather cover which celeb polly said what to who. i know so kinds of research going on in Aus because I've seen it but need don't give a shit except to inspire kids




>nuclear fusion

Shit looks really interesting, redditor types and boomers seen to not like it for some reason





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How are you going NEETs? What are you up to this week?

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Aboriginal barf machine




I really need to get rid of the fucking thing but buying cars is a pain the in the ass



Get your mob to line you up with one.


bum rash

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The Irish may not be having the best of times of late but their day will come… The same applies to many of our NEETs.

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All NEETs are replicants.



The NEET bleets would keep them up.



If you don't have a hermetically sealed tinfoil full helm to go with that, you're just reflecting the satellite mind control waves to your head.

I wish this tinfoil stuff was only a joke, what a world


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Bum Rash

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Back in my days, to get milk you had to suck off the cow. It helped kids build character and showed you which kids would make it in life and which ones wouldn't.

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healthy rashless bum




Dan Murphy, liquor merchant and pharmacist



Dan is a bad man.


bum rash

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Are we the big nasty threats we think we are, is it all in our heads or is it perhaps even worse than that?

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Make sure to eat a dozen eggs every day before you go to work wagies.




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Asian bum pash


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