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File: 2e6c2c58233d74e⋯.png (197.01 KB, 494x487, 494:487, download (29).png)

 No.206496

Well boys, 1 year since the move from /aus/ and what a year it has been.

OLD: >>205749

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 No.206502

File: bb30f8ba2d66dae⋯.jpg (89.29 KB, 704x396, 16:9, vbg.jpg)


 No.206505

waterfall


 No.206510

We need some banjo tunes and Weber kettle recipes stat!


 No.206511

sylvania


 No.206512

go buy me a goonbag cuz


 No.206513

File: 8a9c77abb863d5d⋯.jpg (108.49 KB, 970x970, 1:1, GayBOONg.jpg)


 No.206514

Wtf was with the #278 thread ?

Are the time travelling NEETs harassing us again ?


 No.206515


 No.206516

>>206515

Damn them and their disrespect for the time continuum


 No.206517

File: f0362bb2e68bfde⋯.jpg (251.57 KB, 1280x688, 80:43, m.jpg)


 No.206518

At the coba!

Coba cobana!


 No.206519

File: d1af894567d1b6c⋯.png (132.96 KB, 195x259, 195:259, ClipboardImage.png)

Who wants lemonade!


 No.206520

>>206517

>NEETy we have to go back !


 No.206521

>>206520

>back where?


 No.206522

>>206520

>Back to when dox?


 No.206523

>1 year since the move

We've come a long way, baby.


 No.206524

File: 6a0cdf22b1797c9⋯.png (247.4 KB, 474x266, 237:133, ClipboardImage.png)

Might finally buy that fishing rod and tackle box tomorrow and venture out by myself this weekend.


 No.206525

Pretty sure the average time travelling NEET would end up banging his own mummybot.

And would then be his own absent father.

Might be able to scam 2 dole cheques out of it somehow though.


 No.206526

>>206524

dont forget your fishing license


 No.206527

>>206524

Know any good spots NEET?


 No.206528

>>206527

of course not. that other neet was going to show me.


 No.206529

>>206524

>by myself

We've been planning this trip for well over a year.


 No.206530

>tfw its the annual NEET fishing trip and no-ones invited


 No.206531

File: 4326a57ca9c4df7⋯.png (14.83 KB, 503x296, 503:296, Message.png)

NK, You must go to Queensland.

The CAPTCHA has spoken.


 No.206532

File: c02f8f6f773a84e⋯.png (110.02 KB, 175x251, 175:251, ClipboardImage.png)

The guy that made the magic brew was called Getafix.


 No.206533

>>206532

Bard - Cacofonix

Blacksmith - Fulliautomatix

Shit, can't remember any others.All the names were puns pretty much.


 No.206535

>>206532

Panoramix in the original French.


 No.206536

Asterix the Boong


 No.206537

>>206536

Visits the boongs m8


 No.206538

There's some hot boongs over there


 No.206539

>>206538

Give them a good old time.


 No.206540

>>206533

Obelix made obelisks. The chief was Vitalstatistix.


 No.206541

Missos been a sweetheart and gone down to Dan's to restock


 No.206542

>>206541

U sure she didn’t say something about Dan’s cock?


 No.206543

>>206541

I hope you know how lucky you are neeto


 No.206544

>$202 taken every week to pay shithead NEETs boongbux


 No.206545

>>206544

Mr $55k


 No.206546

>>206544

HOW ELSE AM I GONNA GET GOON YA RACIST WHITE CUNT


 No.206547

>>206544

That's just income tax. You forgot GST and all the other taxes and levies, too. Work harder.


 No.206548

>>206544

Lol, I remember that.

>tfw you paid enough tax for fund a dolebludger a week at one stage.

>tfw you cunts never came round and mowed my lawn


 No.206549

I’ll be back in Camberra in March


 No.206550

>>206548

At the height of my spergery I was paying around $2500 in tax a week. That's 6 pensioners and change.


 No.206551

>>206550

Bloody hell m8

You should have got 8 hot NEET chicks a night to choose from


 No.206552

File: 7906a96cfdc9206⋯.png (61.86 KB, 720x477, 80:53, Orlly.png)

>>206550

You were earning $333,000 a year ?


 No.206553

>>206550

What was your job and which state?


 No.206554

>>206551

Not really

>>206552

Over 300 at the time. 60+ hour weeks. Fried my brain, made me into an even bigger arsehole. Burned out after 2 years. Now I'm an unmotivated sperg instead of a highly focused one. Neethog day, every day.


 No.206555

>>206553

Investment analyst. Melbourne.


 No.206556

>>206554

>60+ hour weeks

Iktf, never earned money like that but it drains the life out of you.

You don't realise it till you stop.


 No.206557

I'm working 38 and feel like death.


 No.206558

>>206556

Salary jobs are okay if you can get them. Don't expect regular hours or a social life outside of work though.


 No.206559

My nuts smell starchy.


 No.206560

>>206558

I was only ever lower/middle management so I kinda got fucked on the salary.

I think I'd have made a lot more on wages if I'd been paid for all the overtime properly.


 No.206561

>>206559

Have a wank


 No.206562

File: 93a7ac6975c6420⋯.jpg (36.94 KB, 565x850, 113:170, bvbm.jpg)


 No.206563

>>206555

any thoughts on the impending ponzi collapse in the aus markets at present?


 No.206564

wank after wank

Another successful day.


 No.206565

>>206564

I had one yesterday


 No.206566

>>206564

Good work NEET, there is nothing wrong with being virile


 No.206567

NK when you are you going move up to management position from you poo storing, grading and mailing position?


 No.206568

>>206567

Do you really want NK in charge of poo Distribution ?


 No.206569

>>206560

I'm a sperg. I can browse imageboards for 28 hours at a time so long as I have comfy chair and slippers. Management is well and truly outside of my wheelhouse.

>>206563

Money is meaningless in a macro sense. Pay attention to who holds the assets. People that leveraged assets to purchase other assets own nothing. They're gambling, in a sense. Musical chairs would be a better analogy. Who is going to have a seat when the music stops? Doesn't matter if you have a scrap of paper saying you own a seat. Your arse had better be firmly planted.


 No.206570

>>206568

I want him to upgrade to a rape convertible and for him to find a nice reliable hot boong woman.


 No.206571

>>206570

He'll have to make do with the work ute and the chink girl who cleans the floors


 No.206572

>>206571

Will it be a v8 ute and will she be a boong? Z


 No.206573

>>206572

Nope, not till he improve the quality of his poos


 No.206574

>>206569

Pretty sure even tangible assets are somewhat compromised in the current system… gov could mandate bank account bail-ins and even a clause to seize physical gold exists.

The jazz musicians really did this country over in the past several decades.


 No.206575

>>206567

The jobs on offer but I have to rape an albino aboriginal, it's the ultimate challenge


 No.206576

1 year

6 NEETs

206500 posts

34400 posts a NEET

94 posts a day from every NEET


 No.206577

>>206575

You can do it m8, I want to see your hair flutter in the wind of your new rape convertible with one arm resting against a hot boong woman.


 No.206578

>>206573

But I did that nice Sloppy one the other day…


 No.206579

>>206578

I thought that was a quantity improvement, you need to keep working on quality m8. It was only a slight quality improvement.


 No.206580

File: 27dba064dc93952⋯.jpg (85.63 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Ikuta Erika2.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.206581

The emus helped but you need more snack packs…


 No.206582

>>206580

Gook night.


 No.206583

nite all


 No.206584

>>206583

Good night.


 No.206585

Goon / Good Night NEETs.


 No.206586

>>206580

Goodnight oriental fancier.


 No.206587

>>206574

I meant assets like infrastructure, housing, natural resources, primary industry. There is something to be said for commodities, but only if you're holding onto them. Like you said, a receipt is meaningless. If you're paying someone else to look after it, then all you have is a promise. It's like money in the bank or a super fund; a promise. If they decide to give you a haircut, or completely renege, what are going to do about it? Inflation, increased taxes and stagnant income is effectively the government giving taxpayers a haircut.

I know a guy that carries around a half million of his best stones with him, everywhere he goes, simply because he doesn't trust his personal safe, or a bank. Everywhere. Anywhere in the developed world he can turn that into cash or other assets. He looks like a crippled wizard, too. He's insured, but that's just another promise.

As for the potential of government seizure, well, I have no fucking idea. Who needs money if you have men with guns? Just another means of acquiring assets, if you think about it. The most basic one.


 No.206588

File: e7695f1d38f3491⋯.jpg (13.77 KB, 222x214, 111:107, 1540585624202.jpg)

>tfw saw a hot Aboriginal girl my age today outside

maybe the big >>200000 UNNAgf19 poster was onto something after all

stay blessed my NEETs


 No.206589

>>206581

I ha ent had a snack pack in two months


 No.206590

>>206588

Should have flashed your shiny goon bag at her, that always gets them going


 No.206591

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 No.206592

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.206593

>>206587

>Blasé attitudes about major assets

>Hangs with the type who swallow diamonds, shit em out and eat em again every day

>Refers to country-hopping rootlessness, seizing assets by way of a gun barrel

CoinclipperNEET


 No.206594

>>206576

That sounds about right


 No.206595

>>206590

I like to let them see my full pouch of rollie tobacco,they know I'm a rich cunt then


 No.206596

>>206593

I don't hang with him. He's married to my sister. American. Not a jew. Some of his extended family are Mexicans though. Castizo. It's not diamonds either.


 No.206597

>>206576

They are all below quota.


 No.206598

>>206588

May you all get the prime UNNA gf's you all deserve.


 No.206599

Just watched the Redpill movie. Bit boring, even misso went to bed half way through it because it's all obvious shit everyone knows


 No.206600

>>206599

But it was a cute blond agreeing with bitter men twice her age. That's worth something, right? She listened and believed. She was sympathetic. I'm sure some of the people she interviewed are prepared to risk it all for love again.


 No.206601

>>206600

She had bad acne and a dopey personality. 6.5/10 at best. I'd let her make me a sandwich but nothing more.


 No.206602

File: 3cee9c2e1afed7d⋯.png (161.83 KB, 236x245, 236:245, ClipboardImage.png)

Good night friends.


 No.206603

>>206601

I said cute, not stunning.


 No.206604

>>206602

Good night executive neet. Enjoy your chicken entree.


 No.206605

I left my bong outside to dodge my parents coming home early

should i venture out and get it?


 No.206606

File: 8ffe24bf512e766⋯.png (673.89 KB, 1080x722, 540:361, 8ffe24bf512e766355d59d3ac4….png)

Getting close to two years since my mum died. In those two years I lost my childhood home to my former stepfather, rarely see my sister, ended up pushing my studies back two years and lost a bunch of online friends who were basically the only friends I had. If this year keeps on the same path then it will be my last year.

>>206605

As long as they're not there and there is little to no risk of you getting caught.


 No.206607

>>206605

probably

>>206606

Call lifeline or something. You're going to die eventually anyway, so it's not like you'll be missing out if you take the time to talk to someone about your issues. What have you got to lose?


 No.206608

>>206606

You have neet gen, why worry?


 No.206609

>>206608

>>206607

Doesn't matter, I'm acting like a wuss coming on her to cry about tfw depressed.


 No.206610

>>206606

there is some risk

but imma get it

>>206609

dont worry mang thats why i come here too.

Sorry about your mum. Whatcha wanna study neet


 No.206611

>>206609

You're not a wuss. But boards can't help you sort your issues out like an irl professional can. Just think it over before you do something irreversible.


 No.206612

>>206610

Enrolled and accepted to study accounting. I plan on doing financial planning as my minor.

>>206611

I'm unbelievably shit at talking about my issues sadly. I've spent almost a decade going to a psychiatrist and been through several psychologists. It honestly feels like a part of my unconscious just wants me to be miserable.


 No.206613

File: b59f6b5cc690dd2⋯.png (24.06 KB, 485x303, 485:303, images (13).png)

>>206612

You need the courage to say what's on your mind


 No.206614

>>206612

I do shit to distract myself. Weed and exercise. When I can get it anyway. Hard to be an antisocial stoner unless you grow your own.


 No.206615

can’t sleep

benis


 No.206616

File: c5dcc0a80af814f⋯.jpg (848.76 KB, 2407x1607, 2407:1607, DSC_1488 11.jpg)

Bong has been retrived, cone has been smoked

>>206612

yea nice why accouting?

>>206614

www.areyoume.com.au ?

Seriously the only constant that makes me happy. I even joined a gym. Do you lift?


 No.206617

>>206616

Dumbells mostly, though they look kind of silly with 10kg plates racked up on them. Do a lot of body weight stuff and hit the bag as well. Strength not bulking. Trying to reverse the effects of years sitting on my arse. Buying a squat rack for the shed sometime soon. As soon as I can be arsed, anyway.


 No.206618

Tfw incredibly danned


 No.206619

first post or 2019. I've been outside once this year

this is for all you dan NEETS out there

https://youtu.be/SNkK-aQEtMI


 No.206620

>>206531

it's not capcha.

have you really forgotten the name of our Lord and Savior Kek?


 No.206621

Is it early or is it late? Night Night NEETs


 No.206622

>>206618

Goon work.


 No.206623

Goon / Good Morning NEETs!


 No.206624

>>206623

Morning


 No.206625

>>206619

Why have you been avoiding us for the past fortnight?

That guy is much better than Dan.


 No.206626

File: 164f67e6f5f3fdb⋯.png (386.35 KB, 630x355, 126:71, ClipboardImage.png)

>>206624

>>206623

Good morning friends.


 No.206627


 No.206628

File: f6b05164aee9d83⋯.png (15.92 KB, 300x100, 3:1, banner.png)

>>206613

Surprised we haven't made one for this yet.

I better have a wash, don't want to be late. I've got a disciplinary type meeting today.


 No.206629

>>206628

Be the confidence you project!


 No.206630

>>206629

Who are you calling a project m8 ?


 No.206631

>>206628

>I've got a disciplinary type meeting today.

Have you no shame?


 No.206632

>>206631

>a disciplinary type meeting

Madame Lash, 3pm.

DO NOT be late.


 No.206633

Good Morning NEETs

>>206612

>Enrolled and accepted to study accounting. I plan on doing financial planning as my minor.

As long as you remember what you learn in uni is not that helpful when you get a job you should be fine.


 No.206634

>>206630

The project is to project your confidence m8


 No.206635

>>206634

I have projectile vomited confidently in the past.


 No.206636

File: 315cac78a56debf⋯.png (35.42 KB, 300x100, 3:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.206637

File: 553257c1be55de2⋯.png (1002.96 KB, 1022x574, 73:41, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.206638

>tfw no throbbing green monster


 No.206639

>>206612

sounds good m8, I believe in you, not that far away - it's already nearly half way through January for fucks sake

>>206617

>a 3rd NEET gets a squat rack in his shed

we are growing in numbers


 No.206640

File: ba9247ab9647510⋯.png (374.6 KB, 640x423, 640:423, ClipboardImage.png)

Time to go project myself all over management in a semi disciplined display.

Have fun NEETs.


 No.206641

>>206640

>Time to go project myself all over management

I got fired for that, they said it was sexual harassment.

Good luck m8.


 No.206642


 No.206643

>>206642

>Due to the bukkake incident at the recent staff meeting we feel it nescesary to terminate your employment.


 No.206644

File: 9dd28f2b39af4ee⋯.jpg (40.87 KB, 468x515, 468:515, fraser-brendan-fraser-2984….jpg)

>>206643

J U S T


 No.206645

shart in my heart


 No.206646

File: 085816a74359865⋯.png (377.67 KB, 500x598, 250:299, 192f3219de30115ee139005816….png)


 No.206647

File: 11260b30cfea726⋯.png (543.88 KB, 800x800, 1:1, c76075cf24664a7b8495ada795….png)

Who here is still livin' the dream?


 No.206648

File: 003f31742fea331⋯.png (510.68 KB, 694x590, 347:295, Cheerspepe.png)


 No.206649

>>206637

I like that pepe


 No.206650

File: 24dcbcb1ab76070⋯.png (2.16 MB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, ClipboardImage.png)

Seaford Line, Adelaide


 No.206651

>>206650

Craig on holiday


 No.206652

I Didint do a poo yesterday so maybe I will do a high quantity poo today, took some valiums last night so I have a bit of a benzo hangover this morning. Gonna need more dexies this morning


 No.206653

>>206652

Have you considered occasionaly eating fruit or vegetables to bulk out your poos ?


 No.206654

>>206650

>Crisp.

>Dry.

Give him a handshake.


 No.206655

>>206653

<Unlikely


 No.206656

>>206652

>Gonna need more dexies this morning

I wonder how longer you can sustain this process for. Why didn't you have any cones instead of Valium?


 No.206657

I am bored.

Lets sacrifice one of the smaller NEETs to the Dark Gods.

We can set them on fire and dance around doing weird pagan chants.


 No.206658

File: 53d0b1b9df9553c⋯.png (482.88 KB, 757x561, 757:561, Bored.png)


 No.206659

File: 2e393641509dacc⋯.jpg (438.91 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1403643839994.jpg)

>>206657

I am in favor of this.


 No.206660

File: 4cb59183ba18952⋯.jpg (12.48 KB, 255x213, 85:71, Cthulu Approves.jpg)


 No.206661

File: 387a15604cd8523⋯.jpg (8.33 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1544145964847-0.jpg)

>cert expired a week ago

>still no new JSP appointment

Regardless I actually want some part time work. And my cert got rejected because my "incapacity to work is not temporary" - I'm pretty sure they are just fucking me any way they can as my cert is the exact same as the last one.


 No.206662

Might need that pre cone cone to call me down for all of today's upcoming cones


 No.206663

>>206662

spin or no spin?


 No.206664

File: 85cc4fad11a09b0⋯.png (91.72 KB, 300x295, 60:59, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.206665


 No.206666

>>206661

You can only be on certs for 3 or 4 months a year. Tell them it's a new year and you still have that period to be on certs. What is the certificate for?


 No.206667

File: dba431142486792⋯.png (81.08 KB, 210x180, 7:6, BoongWizard.png)

MAFUCKIN QUADS CARNTS


 No.206668

File: e86a9f716c0370c⋯.png (276.75 KB, 350x368, 175:184, boongAngry.png)

>>206666

YA FARKIN CARNT

TOOK OUR LAND NOW YA TAKIN OUR QUADS


 No.206669

>tfw failed my boong wizardry


 No.206670

>>206669

it's becoming a habbit


 No.206671

>>206670

You guys just need to aknowledge that aboriginals are the traditional owners of quads on this board.


 No.206672

>>206671

That's good, because I (white dog) own the quints and beyond.


 No.206673

File: 2a80446cfe8f6a9⋯.png (97.2 KB, 555x239, 555:239, WizardBoongQuints.png)


 No.206674

>>206673

I stole your last lot.


 No.206675

>tfw no Dundalli Ngurungaeta and Boongwarts School of Wizardry books


 No.206676

File: af28e38551dcc97⋯.png (488.05 KB, 624x425, 624:425, boongstick.png)

>>206674

You fiend.

We'll get you, you're no match for our aboriginal technology.


 No.206677

kek my plunger coffee grounds have finally blocked the plumbing in the company kitchen


 No.206678

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Meanwhile in Melbourne…


 No.206679

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Final Destination.


 No.206680

>>206666

Anxiety/Depression/Autism I was on certs for a year once.


 No.206681

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I thought Asian teenagers were supposed to be tight.


 No.206682

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rowdy youths…


 No.206683

>>206678

>>206679

>>206681

>>206682

Your 1pm news broadcast didn't start until 1:11…


 No.206684

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youths fail to break into building, police not investigating because no complaints made


 No.206685

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

chink construction in Sydney


 No.206686

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Africans diversify pajeet bottlo with car


 No.206687

>>206668

kek i was on public transport when I posted this. How were you that slow m8?


 No.206688


 No.206689

>>206680

I know you can when your making a DSP claim, but without a DSP claim they limit you so many months for a claim.


 No.206690

>>206688

Maybe…


 No.206691

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fishing and foraging


 No.206692

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

how to pick up hot women using pokemon go


 No.206693

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Cessnock garbage


 No.206694

>>206692

He needs to have a goon


 No.206695

207000 coming up, Boong Blizard


 No.206696

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

pepper on toast


 No.206697

>>206696

Natural selection at its finest m8.


 No.206698

big


 No.206699

abo


 No.206700

poo


 No.206701

lick my chumpy


 No.206702

lot of effort for dubs


 No.206703

File: c7475952a021507⋯.jpg (3.2 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, IMG20190111134510.jpg)

As good as it gets


 No.206704

>>206702

It's just a big abo poo


 No.206705

>>206703

That looks disgusting.


 No.206706


 No.206707

>>206674

The last lot was when I stole your wimmens

>>200000


 No.206708

>>206707

which one was the possum touched webers pee pee one?


 No.206709

File: 2d9d9071421dec8⋯.jpg (33.4 KB, 450x334, 225:167, cook_a_proper_meal_you_cun….jpg)

>>206703

you have a microwave. get yourself a carton of eggs, a bag of shredded cheese and some ham or whatever. beat 2 eggs in a mug with a fork. add a handful of the cheese, mix in with fork. slice up some ham and tear it into chunks until you have another handful. stir it into the mug. nuke for 30 seconds. stir. don't leave the fork in the mug. nuke for another 30 seconds. stir again. if eggs aren't fluffy and cooked, nuke again. if the mug is a cunt to clean, then grease it up before you put the eggs in next time. margarine is fine.

easy as piss. add other shit like garlic, herbs, mushies, just don't overfill the mug. once you have mastered the microwave omelette, then buy yourself a frying pan.


 No.206710

Hungover doing yard work

Great mistake


 No.206711

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

>>206710

Time for a well deserved reward?


 No.206712

File: 915ace2e7cf036c⋯.jpeg (42.33 KB, 616x462, 4:3, mug_brownie.jpeg)

>>206711

quarter cup of flour, 4 tablespoons sugar, 2 tablespoons cocoa powder, 3 tablespoons vegatable/canola/olive oil, 3 tablespoons milk, 1 egg, pinch of salt. Beat the egg in a mug first, start adding all the powder, adding a spoonful of the oil and milk when it's too dry. nuke for 90 seconds. if it hasn't puffed up, nuke it for another 30. let it sit for a couple of minutes. pour a couple of shots of Kahlua or some other sweet liqueur over the top.


 No.206713

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)

>>206712

> pour a couple of shots of Kahlua or some other sweet liqueur over the top.

A great way to stay hydrated is a nice NEET treat!


 No.206714

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

microwave mug meals


 No.206715

>>206714

Are they cups to help you bulk up?


 No.206716

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>206715

just bachelor chow


 No.206717

>>206711

Exactly right Dan, time for some of mum's wine


 No.206718

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>206717

$9 and you can access a variety of different goons at Dan's.


 No.206719

>>206717

>drink mums wine

>hear mum whine


 No.206720

File: 3cdcfe0f17016b8⋯.jpg (873.58 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, IMG_0953.JPG)

Good afternoon NEEToes, thank Christ it's Friday.


 No.206721

>>206720

oh right, the wagies will be out and about because of the 'week-end' or whatever it is they call it


 No.206722

File: 157cdd35ebebaa1⋯.png (278.96 KB, 868x525, 124:75, goon.png)

>>206718

You've only got one for under $9 and that's $8.99

Even the golden oaks all 10 bucks ya jew !


 No.206723


 No.206724

>>206723

Tell me more of this strange thing you call a "week-end"


 No.206725

>>206724

Two days off, where you are free to do things that fall within your budget.


 No.206726

>>206725

>things that fall within your budget

Like, have a wank and a goon ?


 No.206727

>>206725

budget? you wagies and your weird slang.


 No.206728

>>206726

Possibly.

>>206727

Well, NEETs to have a budget, which is significantly less than a wagie, but also paradoxical because they have less then a wagie but more free time.


 No.206729

File: cea0b248aab0aba⋯.jpeg (462.6 KB, 1080x1440, 3:4, 1A7468D0-DBEC-4C58-A8AF-D….jpeg)

File: 753be219c134bc3⋯.jpeg (471.12 KB, 1080x1440, 3:4, 4B34BF48-6024-406D-A610-2….jpeg)

File: 7fe79de422a8ebe⋯.jpeg (441.87 KB, 1080x1440, 3:4, 93D27E93-6EA5-48E2-AEA6-D….jpeg)

Sup neets, I quit a week ago and gave 4 weeks notice to my manager, only 3 weeks left now. I also got my loan papers from the bank and put my deposit down on the block of land so this is really happening, I’m going back to neetdom and part time Uber for spare cash.

I’ve also started planning out land rennovation by deciding how much veg garden/ chickens/ beehives I’m gonna have on it and researching the equipment I’ll need, haven’t decided on whether I’m going to have a pig yet, Fucking gov regulates the shit out of livestock.

Have some pics.


 No.206730

>>206729

Nice block-o land there m8, what are you going to live in for the time being until you build something on it?


 No.206731

>>206730

My mums set up the spare room for my return, I’m gonna go out to the block every few weeks and spend a couple days working on it. It’s a big project


 No.206732


 No.206733

>>206731

Sounds like fun, I'd love to do something like that one day.


 No.206734

>>206720

Thats a fancy fountain, Shire. Are you renting that place from your parents?


 No.206735

>>206734

>Are you renting that place from your parents?

Yeah it's two houses on one block, parents live up the front.


 No.206736

>>206729

Awesome, how much did you deposit and how much to go? Are you going to build a house?


 No.206737

https://thenewdaily.com.au/money/finance-news/2018/06/08/average-australian-wages-revealed/

According to the Grattan Institute the median tax-filer’s income in the 2017-18 financial year was just $44,527. They're supposed to be nonpartisan, however they're ALP affiliated and staffed by Rudd ball fondlers. Take their stats with a grain of salt.


 No.206738

>>206734

Turns out Shire's the real la-di-daNEET.

I can feel Webster's jealous rage from here. I actually work just around the corner from him, I smell him about 3:45 every day when he's on his way home.


 No.206739

>>206737

I guess this is pretty accurate, for me at least.

>>206738

My parents are pretty well off, I'm by no means wealthy or anything, but I guess I will inherit their stuff one day.


 No.206740

>>206739

only child?


 No.206741

>>206740

Have a younger sister.


 No.206742

>>206741

since you are 32 i assume she is like 28-9 and has moved out?


 No.206743

>>206742

Yeah she's 28 and married, has a kid on the way.


 No.206744

>>206738

Seeing as I leave work at 2-2.30 most days, I doubt you do.

Signed a loan for an a second property yesterday.


 No.206745

>>206744

>a second property yesterday.

Where at?


 No.206746

File: 5df8420813f5516⋯.jpg (99.24 KB, 527x670, 527:670, IMG_0954.jpg)

>Outstanding

First I've heard of any recalls.


 No.206747

>>206746

Also gives them a good opportunity to sell you shit while you're at the dealership!


 No.206748

>>206747

Yeah no doubt, I'm going to trade it in at the end of the month anyway, apparently the recall is the some brackets that hold the fuel tank on and for the starter switch on the right handlebar.


 No.206749

>>206748

and for**


 No.206750

File: 8b7fc11d9ab4229⋯.png (23.31 KB, 672x196, 24:7, fire.PNG)

>Problem identified in 2017

>Notified in 2019

I have felt said vibration since 2016 and basically shrugged it off as just being the engine, happens around 6000rpm


 No.206751

File: 0dacd398169859c⋯.jpg (4.77 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 20190111_165353.jpg)

Trying my first ever lambie neets, berry flavour. Misso thinks it tastes like cough drops, kinda does. $7 too, unimpressed with Dan.

I reckon I've got this sysadmin job almost in the bag too. The land looks nice shire, when will you invite us over for a goon up


 No.206752

I just did a strong urination NEETs, it felt good.


 No.206753

Craig Maglocklen put his finger in somebody


 No.206754

>>206729

Good on you. The bank loan wasn't contingent on you remaining employed, was it?


 No.206755

>>206753

was it hex at a nightclub?


 No.206756

>>206755

this is why i never told her my name


 No.206757

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

he a good boy


 No.206758

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>An entire channel dedicated to CEO worship

The hell is wrong with these people.


 No.206759

>>206757

he dindu nuthin


 No.206760

>>206759

then why was he a member of the apex blood fuck nails or whatever they're called these days?


 No.206761

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

chink driver chinks kid, woman judge gives license back


 No.206762

>>206760

didn't you hear the report? he's a good boy.


 No.206763

>>206761

Good, drivers need to make money to get to work and such.


 No.206764

>>206761

That chinese man must be rich as fuck


 No.206765

>>206761

That would point 8 on the Frankfurt School plan: "An unreliable legal system with bias against victims of crime"


 No.206766

>>206765

Completely nonsense, the Frankfurt school, or postmoderism is critical of the ills that plague us now.


 No.206767

File: 60a17ac6d95d6ed⋯.jpg (752.23 KB, 1162x775, 1162:775, efdfef46c2351c21c3e360236a….jpg)

>tfw waiting for a m8


 No.206768

>>206767

Wait patiently.


 No.206769

>>206766

thanks /trannypol/, let me guess, (((porky))) and non degenerate white men are the real problem


 No.206770

>>206769

>non degenerate white men are the real problem

Far from it, stop buying into conspiracy theories.


 No.206771

>>206770

Critical theory is devoid of any actual relation to ethics or communicative reality. The determinist view of culture precludes any prefigurative role for social critique. Proponents can barely nail down the relationship between the material and the transcendental. They're also jewish commie faggots that seek to improve the world, not realizing that majority of people are fucking morons, or too grounded in reality for their high minded ideals.


 No.206772

File: bbf37a410065265⋯.png (777.71 KB, 2352x3000, 98:125, 1238207386987.png)

>>206766

What was the name of that postmodernist critique of multiculturalism?

I can't seem to remember it.


 No.206773

>>206716

This is pretty cool. I wish I knew this shit when I was a lowly NEET


 No.206774

>>206772

Multiculturalism is a product of capitalism, which postmodern critique is critical of.


 No.206775

Do Coles or Woolies sell tomato powder?


 No.206776

>>206775

Probably.


 No.206777

>>206774

>multiculturalism is caused by private ownership

tell me more


 No.206778

>>206751

> no (You)'s

Good on you with the job, I've never had fat lamb, it's a poofters drink.


 No.206779

>>206767

Rape groupie.


 No.206780


 No.206781

>>206780

You forgot the GST.


 No.206782


 No.206783

>>206778

I’ve never even seen that poofta drink at my Dans.


 No.206784

>>206776

You tried I guess.


 No.206785

I think I may have fucked myself. After my semi-disciplinary meeting my boss said that it sounded like my middle management type lady was bullying me. I said she wasn't and that she tries to be nice, she's just not good at it and I don't like people who are insincere. She hasn't been back to work in about 2 weeks, her dad is sick but he's been sick as long as I've been there. He said that if I want I can just report directly to him if I don't want to talk with her but I said that could cause a bigger division. I also told him not to tell her and I don't want to shit on anyone.

I think he told her and the other managerial types, they've all been weird with me. I told them all off again today.

I'm fucked in the head.


 No.206786

>>206783

Let alone Emus.


 No.206787

>>206783

That's probably because it's sold out so often.


 No.206788

>>206785

Just declare yourself the Big Boss.


 No.206789

File: 78603164fe7dd5c⋯.png (617.36 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 5ec7c7c585d2b3076971b7a666….png)

>>206787

>lamb shortage

Some neet's have taken to desperate measures to secure a supply of lamb or emu's.


 No.206790

>>206788

Hopefully I end up pissing everyone off and I get given my own department where only I know what goes on in it.


 No.206791

File: c2c074b3a8f1101⋯.png (2.18 MB, 1500x1000, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.206792

>>206790

That would be pretty funny. it also means you will end up being the NEET commune manager.


 No.206793

>>206785

Just go full robot and focus on results, not interpersonal shit. I used to imagine co-workers as furniture. Having a roomba crawl up for mandated social interaction time put a legitimate smile on my face, which would then creep out the shirking faggot that was bothering me, leaving me to work in peace.


 No.206794

>>206792

One of the things I brought up a while ago was to run a WFtD program. I would actually be managing NEETs.


 No.206795

>>206792

I wouldn't wish that position on anybody.


 No.206796

>>206793

I work in disability care, I am fine with interpersonal shit, especially with participants. Disabled people subconsciously know I am one of them. I am not cool with policies and procedures. Fuck your bureaucracy.


 No.206797

Anyone else get a text from Clive Palmer?


 No.206798

>>206797

Nope only dominos


 No.206799


 No.206800

>>206796

Bureaucracy manages your funding.

>>206797

Don't have a phone.


 No.206801

>>206650

What a legend

>>206761

FUCK THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM

30 degrees today in Shitbourne


 No.206802

File: acea29410563ff9⋯.jpg (194.21 KB, 960x619, 960:619, wallom.jpg)

>>206796

>I am not cool with policies and procedures. Fuck your bureaucracy

Honestly mate you are going to have to find some middle ground to try and deal with them, they are not going to change, and do you really want another 30 years of bashing your head up against a brick wall?


 No.206803

>>206802

I used to do that as a kid. Calmed me down.


 No.206804

>>206796

The caring cruisey , i've said it once before, you are not of this world, you are too kind.


 No.206805


 No.206806

>>206805

I will ave to try this.


 No.206807

>>206806

I shall try it tomorrow or Sunday.


 No.206808

>>206807

I believe Sweet Baby Ray's is considered a 'Kansas' BBQ sauce.


 No.206809

>>206808

What is a recipe for a "Joondalup" BBQ sauce


 No.206810

>>206809

You don't ask what's in Joondy BBQ sauce.


 No.206811

>>206800

>Bureaucracy manages your funding.

Yeah, I know. I am good in the face to face meetings with the LAC's and NDIA where I can just state the needs of people and why they should give them funding but the written side I'm shit at. Spent most of the day writing a review which is just well written abuse to the government. If I do learn how to do it better, it could be therapeutic.

>>206802

I get my back up when I see how many assessments and how many middle men there are. No wonder it cost so much. Most of it is just passing the buck so everyone can blame someone else.

>>206804

Thank you, I appreciate that but I'm not that nice. It's probably just some deep seeded mental issue where I need approval and the media has told me being nice gets you that.

I really need a shrink. I am often on the verge of either crying or hurting myself.


 No.206812

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.206813

>>206811

can you apply for a carer to help you manage your job?


 No.206814

>>206813

I would be eligible for funding but I haven't tried.


 No.206815

>>206811

>I really need a shrink. I am often on the verge of either crying or hurting myself.

I kinda feel this way to.


 No.206816


 No.206817

>>206814

learn to love the bureaucracy, anon. start funding your own department. then nominate yourself for Australian of the year.


 No.206818

>>206815

Trust me NEETs, I am this way, it's not a path you want to go down


 No.206819

>tfw severely banned


 No.206820

File: ac8e318cef75335⋯.png (121.96 KB, 498x594, 83:99, 1537937466555.png)

>>206818

I fear I have tasted the path and am on my way down it.


 No.206821

>tfw severely impressed


 No.206822

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

just saw this


 No.206823

File: 068ad29e639612b⋯.jpg (24.26 KB, 288x374, 144:187, it's time.jpg)


 No.206824

>>206822

Chris Chan will never received the psychiatric care he needs.


 No.206825

>>206822

>tfw don't sound that manly


 No.206826

>>206825

*ma'amly


 No.206827

File: 212da1b8638f3d9⋯.jpg (50 KB, 270x270, 1:1, 5203950aaf46fbadc1e053e0f6….jpg)

Getting worried about my special little boong, he hasn't posted his end of week picture.


 No.206828

File: df126f340a7cc91⋯.png (80.53 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 06dce5c2bcd16fcfe712ea7c60….png)

>>206751

You got exactly what you paid for m8


 No.206829

What are you guys up to


 No.206830

>>206829

Bugger all

Gonna go get chink food in a while


 No.206831

>>206829

Reflecting upon my failed attempt at using Grindr, you?


 No.206832

>>206829

Shitposting, about to go check out the bore. Rabbits have dug a burrow underneath the tank, so it looks as though I'll have to lift it and re-level the base before I put a couple of thousand gallons of water in it. Cunt of a job.


 No.206833

>>206829

reading star wars dark force rising


 No.206834

File: bdcc06b5e879946⋯.jpg (31.98 KB, 451x765, 451:765, 1545959802880.jpg)


 No.206835

>>206829

Drinking some fancy goon the girly brought over I don't care for it


 No.206836

>>206835

Make her drink all of it then violate her unconcious body like a vile boong


 No.206837

>>206829

watching liveleak videos of all the chinks killing each other on the road


 No.206838

File: efe61da1f6bf30b⋯.jpg (108.41 KB, 634x665, 634:665, efe61da1f6bf30bb12549fd838….jpg)

>>206835

J U S T dive into that tight pussy


 No.206839

File: 617628ca63ea572⋯.jpg (5.74 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190111_161415.jpg)

GOON IN MA HOLE UNNA!


 No.206840

>>206829

Looking through movies on popcorntime.


 No.206841

File: 03c8fb17694cbcb⋯.jpg (85.71 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 03c8fb17694cbcb467545ab25d….jpg)

>>206839

Thank goodness, you are still alive. What's on the menu tonight?


 No.206842

>>206839

that window is still dirty


 No.206843

>>206832

Why don't you move the tank?


 No.206844

>>206842

You and I both know it will never be cleaned.


 No.206845

>>206844

They're going to catch ol' rapey oneday.


 No.206846

File: 70c8228af6b4d82⋯.jpg (70.83 KB, 707x500, 707:500, 5810e82e766460187c2e3957b6….jpg)

Time to give the penis a good old wash


 No.206847

>>206845

<Unlikely


 No.206848

>>206844

10 minutes through a pajeet carwash would solve all his problems.

wash your car neets


 No.206849

>>206841

Vodka, dexies, tendies and a lot of wanking


 No.206850

>>206842

I was gonna wash at the DIY car wash but cbf, I filled up the window washer tank but the left jet is blocked again so I can only see out the right side of the windshield


 No.206851

>>206849

>you will never go on a dexies fueled tendie wank binge


 No.206852

File: 137c87f0f04c81a⋯.png (77.87 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2019-01-11-17-4….png)

When I was in dans I got this text message


 No.206853

>>206852

What a shifty cunt


 No.206854

>>206848

I've washed my car once, ever.


 No.206855

>>206854

Wash it again, once a fortnight.


 No.206856

>>206729

THE DREAM

H

E

D

R

E

A

M


 No.206857

>>206852

I don't know how to take a screenshot on my phone.

Mine said:

Blackouts wreck our lives.

We need affordable, reliable

power. Make Australia Great.

Vote 1 United Australia

Party, Clive Palmer. Auth

then that link


 No.206858

A N A L P R O L A P S E

N

A

L

P

R

O

L

A

P

S

E


 No.206859

>>206855

No, the dirt gives it character.


 No.206860

>>206850

Just get a toothpick.


 No.206861

>>206849

Bless your kind soul.


 No.206862

>>206860

That's a lot of effort for NK.


 No.206863

>tfw no text from Clive


 No.206864

>tfw foresaken


 No.206865


 No.206866


 No.206867

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (76.68 KB, 940x627, 940:627, 2f8fbcb3bf6aede7c41fa41111….jpg)

>>206866

nah cuz he's not a boong


 No.206868


 No.206869

File: 0035d6c234daed0⋯.jpg (8.77 KB, 266x234, 133:117, DisgustedPepe.jpg)

Who even watches white people porn any more ?


 No.206870


 No.206871

Xvideos embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NK's dexie fueled wank sessions


 No.206872

File: 29f93bf549c2f7d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 99.79 KB, 480x350, 48:35, fgm.jpg)

>>206869

got that right m8


 No.206873

>>206871

That's a

>Meanwhile at NK's

video


 No.206874

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw


 No.206875

You're all a bunch of degenerates

As am I


 No.206876

>>206875

Degeneracy isn't real


 No.206877

>>206875

No, thank you!


 No.206878

>>206876

I bet you say that to all the altar boys


 No.206879

>>206843

It's really fucking heavy, just went down to drain it now. Going to roll it off, relay the base, then put some chickenwire over the top to stop anything bigger than a rat digging. Turned out to be a fox den, not rabbits. The fuckers move quickly, it was fine 4 days ago. Didn't see any cubs. It was only quarter full, but if I had filled it, the tank would potentially bulge and crack. That's what happened to the last one. Once water displaces more of the base, you get a cumulative effect on the damage to the tank. Even empty, lifting the tank is at least a 2 man job and because of the enclosure around the bore, it's a pain in the arse to get vehicles involved. Good thing I've been training my squats.


 No.206880

File: c91df2825184399⋯.jpg (336.15 KB, 1065x1600, 213:320, Sasaki Kotoko1.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.206881

Gonna get mah dinner

G'night NEETs, Ifwhen you rape each other remember to use lube.


 No.206882

>>206880

nite m8


 No.206883

>>206881

Theres no time for lube


 No.206884

>>206880

Gook night.


 No.206885

>>206881

Goon night.


 No.206886

>>206880

Goodnight oriental fancier.


 No.206887


 No.206888

File: d6b5bf42380aff3⋯.png (36.67 KB, 272x204, 4:3, 1542776128358.png)

What's going to become of the world NEETs? I cant see any of the things we have now lasting.


 No.206889

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.206890

>>206888

The wanking will continue, don't you worry, don't you worry NEET.


 No.206891

>>206889

fug

>>206890

I'll try not to worry.


 No.206892

>>206891

that's why we need to remove the shitskins, so we can get out into the universe before the biosphere dies or the sun runs out of juice


 No.206893

>>206891

The rivers of goon will also continue to run freely. Binges will provide the sustenance to get through both of those tasks.


 No.206894

>>206893

Dan's rivers shale comfort me.


 No.206895

>>206892

While talking about poo, NK where was our promised poo picture of higher quality?


 No.206897

File: 0653fe80a0bc244⋯.jpg (16 KB, 300x300, 1:1, poom.jpg)

>>206895

he should have posted this


 No.206898

>>206897

Withholding it to make an even bigger poo.


 No.206899

>>206888

Maybe one day we'll have a new way of saying tfw no gf


 No.206900

File: 07ef2c39dd0f95f⋯.png (27.19 KB, 540x306, 30:17, 20190111_131847.png)

will aus bros watch the match?))

we've got a new coach so maybe we'll do better than our previous games ;)

good luck!!


 No.206901

>>206900

Can't say I will, not really interested in sports, buy I hope you enjoy it.


 No.206902

>>206900

I'm watching currently, terroristneet. Looks like the game is as good as over though.


 No.206903

>>206900

soccer?


 No.206904

File: 2c51aa56e91ec08⋯.png (220.43 KB, 647x343, 647:343, 1218550048384.png)

>>206888

>What's going to become of the world NEETs?

My guess is it will look something like this.


 No.206905

>>206871

His balls must be bone dry


 No.206906

File: 9854a527e0f5d3a⋯.jpg (28.27 KB, 827x371, 827:371, images(65).jpg)

Thinking about upgrading the astra soon, really wanna get a 300 2006 model. The cheapest I can find them for is around 11 grand with 100-150ks on the odometer.

I should buy something more sensible thou since it would eat up 80% of my savings


 No.206907

>>206906

Don't do it, absolute shitboxes.


 No.206908

>>206907

I had a feeling they were shit, it would probably be like trading an astra for a fancy astra. Same problems


 No.206909

>>206908

Even worse than Astra, Chrysler/Daimler/Jeep/Fiat are the most unreliable cars on the planet, if you want a fancy sedan you could get a Statesman/Caprice or a Falcon G6E for the same price and same km range, they'll be much more reliable and cheaper to fix.


 No.206910

>>206909

I remember my dad bought a grand jeep cheroke back in 2002 with all the extras and it had heaps of issues. The gasket blew before the car even hit 300 000ks


 No.206911

>>206910

Yeah they're shitters, although the wrangler is a pretty good offroader when they work.


 No.206912

>>206902

I think that's Australia vs Palestine. Vs Syria is on Tuesday.


 No.206913

Tfw depressed


 No.206914

File: e37943519d95048⋯.jpg (21.67 KB, 436x550, 218:275, images(14).jpg)

>>206913

FO A SUP OF DAT GOON I MAKE YA FEEL GOOD CUZ!


 No.206915

>>206914

I'm doing a shit rn

Feels like a boong cock up my arse


 No.206916

>>206915

>poo goes out

>boong benis goes in

Does not compute


 No.206917

>>206915

Homosexual


 No.206918

File: a091aad9c2d312c⋯.jpg (85.41 KB, 804x802, 402:401, 1542480729380.jpg)

>run fingers through hair over the sink

>20+ hairs drop out


 No.206919

File: 5950231c08932bf⋯.png (127.56 KB, 579x523, 579:523, 1540320494907.png)


 No.206920

Watching terminator 2 bros


 No.206921

File: 0bd10db285c1b8a⋯.jpg (100.71 KB, 817x814, 817:814, RichPepe.jpg)

Some poofa made an unauthorised thread.

And he's asking for money …


 No.206922

>>206921

Was it you mate?


 No.206923

File: 4b6608e5ef46a93⋯.jpg (74.42 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, w1200_h678_fmax.jpg)

>>206918

It's not so bad being bald


 No.206924

>>206922

Fuck no

I may be a NEET but I've got more pride than to beg online


 No.206926

>>206918

I shed more hair than my dog. It grows back though. At least I think it does. I should probably take more time combing it instead of ripping the knots out.

>>206921

>money

What a pleb. He should be asking people to donate land.


 No.206927

Wish I had a gf to watch babe with


 No.206928

My life's in the toilet bros


 No.206929

>>206928

remember to wipe and wash your hands


 No.206930

>>206928

Move to india

Then your life will be in the street


 No.206931

File: ff25e819fda77d4⋯.jpg (2.64 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_20190112_011828.jpg)

Nazi beer time NEETs


 No.206932

File: db1edf3d9bf6fd1⋯.jpg (37.86 KB, 532x510, 266:255, HitlerDon.jpg)


 No.206933

I think I might have depression


 No.206934

I wanna pour myself a gin and tonic but my sisters fiance is still up


 No.206935

Anyone itt


 No.206936

>>206934

Rape him


 No.206937

>>206936

They went to bed

I'm watching drive {2011}

What are you up to bro


 No.206938

The gins got me feeling tumescent


 No.206939

I wish I was an alcoholic


 No.206940

File: b403e716c275dbf⋯.png (2.06 MB, 6063x1440, 2021:480, donp.png)

Remember to report abuse


 No.206941

>>206940

who do I report depression to?


 No.206942

I went to westfield carousel

probably 1/3rd non whites there


 No.206943

File: 67bd76ada055b2d⋯.jpg (190.43 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, nig.jpg)

>>206941

This man will listen


 No.206944

>>206943

I'm 25 in two weeks time


 No.206945

It's high time to pop a sleep. Night Night NEETs


 No.206946

FUCK POSSUM

FUCK CRUISEY


 No.206947

>>206906

I like the look of them, but the age, km on the clock, imported parts, etc is going to bring you more misery than it's worth.


 No.206948

>>206946

You bloody well what, mate? Have some respect.


 No.206949

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>206900

>Syria

I actually like you guys as a country

have this


 No.206950

I [30M] want the bin to be standing up like a normal bin. My cat [8 months F] wants the bin to be always on the floor with the trash streaming out. Am I in the wrong here?


 No.206951

Good morning NEETs


 No.206952


 No.206953

>>206951

Goon / Good Morning NEET.


 No.206954

G'morning NEETs

Hope you all had a good snooze.

>>206950

The cat is always in the right, It's Cat's law.


 No.206955

I purchased some of those Cole brand garlic breads and wrapped them in alfoil like that one NEET said to do.


 No.206956

>>206906

Imagine if NK had a fancy car new model car like this one. He could bring in the boong women with ease.


 No.206957

>>206955

Report back the results.


 No.206958

>>206956

He needs an A-Team van with butchers hooks in the back for maximum storage efficiency.


 No.206959

>>206957

I shall do. I have frozen one for a later date, and will eat the other one tomorrow probably.


 No.206960

>>206958

I didn't consider those needs…


 No.206961

File: e48dd3f48c29f63⋯.jpg (481.07 KB, 1200x628, 300:157, In-Portland-Oregon-2[1].jpg)

>>206956

This is what you need to pick up boong chicks


 No.206962

>>206961

You could pick me up with that.


 No.206963

>>206962

No I couldn't.

I'd be too drunk to drive and crashed into a tree.


 No.206964

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.206965


 No.206966

My sister is so cringe worthy, its painful.


 No.206967

File: 8232cd373b3a404⋯.png (211.31 KB, 450x300, 3:2, 8232cd373b3a404c913f2de807….png)


 No.206968

File: 58a7a3a7e12cd9f⋯.png (5.66 KB, 417x87, 139:29, This gin will make you tru….png)

>>206946

You are playing with fire boyo.


 No.206969

>>206966

post her minge so we can cringe


 No.206970

>>206968

Where is the hug button?


 No.206971

>>206970

mods are all about the thug life, not the hug lyfe


 No.206972

>>206950

Eventually you will give up and the cat will win.


 No.206973

File: cd71531b4abf29b⋯.jpg (95.59 KB, 1000x451, 1000:451, cd71531b4abf29b57207ae440b….jpg)

>>206961

This vehicle is better for cold storage, which is better for him.


 No.206974

>>206971

I don't think you understand us. We love you.


 No.206975

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>206971

I only wanted this…


 No.206976

>>206959

Good luck, they're not great but they are as good as dominoes.

It took a few times for me to get the temp and time right.


 No.206977

>>206964

Awesome, that kazoo puts a funny feel on it. Have you listened to any zydeco music?


 No.206978

>>206967

All NEETs should get their prostate checked.

It's only uncomfortable if you don't relax, try and enjoy it and you might.


 No.206979

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>206977

>that kazoo puts a funny feel on it.


 No.206980

File: 085e1afdac41421⋯.png (67.24 KB, 142x243, 142:243, b5604d7f20a289c48a2c5f0e5b….png)

>>206978

>try and enjoy it and you might.

>t.


 No.206981

File: 55ee48c33457a0f⋯.png (739.38 KB, 785x538, 785:538, UnimpressedBoongs.png)

>>206978

This is a family board m8

We'll have no prostate probing shenanigans around here thanks.


 No.206982

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Got any plans today? I've got to go to the dentist.


 No.206983

File: 33b3a9bbdb28199⋯.jpg (105.24 KB, 800x551, 800:551, 33b3a9bbdb281994bc9620939a….jpg)


 No.206984

>>206983

>dreamtime compilation

Funny way to spell wank file


 No.206985

>>206984

The boong in the yellow dress really turns me on.


 No.206986

>>206985

Yeah, she's got it going on in that ape-like blank stare way


 No.206987

>>206986

You could stick in it the wrong hole and she wouldn't even know where she was.


 No.206988

File: f3855d4e47f166b⋯.png (60.15 KB, 171x186, 57:62, HotBoongBabe33.png)

IF YA MAKE ME MISS WORLD I'LL FARKIN DO WORLD PEACE AND SHIT AY


 No.206989

>>206988

>HotBoongBabe33.png

>Babe33

>33

Care to post the other 32?


 No.206990

>>206989

Lol, would you believe that file name was a cunning trap to provoke just that reply ?

Because it was, no other files sorry


 No.206991

File: 1b335d048bb3926⋯.jpg (46.12 KB, 500x492, 125:123, 1b335d048bb3926851dec7d801….jpg)


 No.206992

File: b158061d659b8f6⋯.png (179.8 KB, 267x398, 267:398, HighClassBoongWhore.png)

>>206991

Sorry m8

Have this one again as a consolation


 No.206993

File: 2123a8906fd22eb⋯.jpg (137.93 KB, 494x584, 247:292, 21cc9f38059012f28b07b4c16f….jpg)

>>206992

She could press my buttons.


 No.206994

>>206993

I would actually buy her flowers and bottled goon and try to seduce her as if she was white.

Then I'd get her drunk and bang her in a park like a boong


 No.206995

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.206996

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.206997

File: 65b10ea3574a7a8⋯.jpeg (1.37 KB, 16x16, 1:1, 65b10ea3574a7a89b.jpeg)


 No.206998

>>206996

>I Know That Wank Feel


 No.206999

>>206997

Never heard of him.


 No.207000

File: 83e4de4f6313e4a⋯.png (197.22 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1d58373269f32215878bdbbb3b….png)

>>206999

He knows of (You)


 No.207001

>>206976

What time and temperature combo did you end up settling on?


 No.207002

>>207001

I think 200 for about 20 min, I haven't made them for ages and the last time wasn't quite right.


 No.207003

>>207002

No worries. I'll see what the packet says and try and find a sweet spot between the two.


 No.207004

>>206995

That's some irresponsible fiddle playing right there. His teacher would not be amused.


 No.207005

>>207004

>His teacher would not be amused.

He learned from >>206871


 No.207006

>>206982

What is the formal demarcation between the humble squeeze box and an accordion?


 No.207007

>>206977

>zydeco music

Don't know what that is tbh. Found a couple of videos that mention the word on youtube, but I'm no clearer. Some kind of Louisiana folk music?


 No.207008

>>207004

Have a fiddle


 No.207009

>>207006

I think the size but it might be like 'fiddle' and 'violin' where there is a size difference but the terms are interchangeable. Not sure.


 No.207010

>>207008

Just finished a fiddle


 No.207011

>>207009

Classy people play the violin, rednecks play the fiddle


 No.207012

>>207009

I think a proper accordion has a keyboard as opposed to just buttons, and probably a bigger range.

Fiddle and violin are interchangeable for the most part. Modern bluegrass players are using standard violins, even if they insist on calling them fiddles. The bow string material might be more fancy for classical players, given the sounds they're trying to produce. That's on speculation on my part though.


 No.207013

>>207012

>That's on

*only


 No.207014

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>207012

Fiddle woman getting her hands on a Strat.


 No.207015

>>207014

Is it bringing you closer?


 No.207016

>>207007

I've looked into it a bit, it was a while ago so I may be getting the two confused but there's Cajun and then there's Creole.

Cajun's are of French decent in the south but have incorporated lots of Mexican type stuff.

Creole culture started with the Mulatto people who entirely dropped the African culture and only acknowledged their French history (both were in the French land thing - there's maps around the place of what the French 'owned' in America).

Zydeco is kinda the Creole music. The wo groups sort of are a bit the same, it's been 2-300 years and they've always lived near each other.

Pretty sure iirc the Appalachians were the Cajun's who were sort of exiled from the South.


 No.207017

File: 5914b9dab379ab0⋯.jpg (376.13 KB, 844x1727, 844:1727, 6ae9f4b1467ec01f508a57946c….jpg)


 No.207018

>>207011

I've heard people say the difference is the pay check.


 No.207019

>>207015

Could you imagine dying in 1737 and having people still playing the shit you built in 2018?


 No.207020

>>207018

Whores charge less for a fiddle than if you violin them


 No.207021

File: 50160c40e4e3155⋯.jpg (70.33 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, Buiudth.jpg)


 No.207022

>>207012

>a keyboard as opposed to just buttons

There you go. Cheers.

>The bow string material

I thought it was just horse hair.


 No.207023

File: 26f36a95811d4d2⋯.jpg (57.01 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault[1].jpg)

>>207021

In Judge Dredd they got their wall


 No.207024

File: 04ef251017eb991⋯.png (247.57 KB, 500x495, 100:99, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.207025

>>207014

I think he just called her a Clydesdale.


 No.207026

>>207025

How rude


 No.207027

>>207025

Yes, I think he did.


 No.207028

>>206912

Ah so it was, the similar flags confused me


 No.207029


 No.207030

>>207029

that journalist can't write for shit


 No.207031

>>207030

Nobody born post 1985 can spell or write properly.


 No.207032

/ausneets/ beat the /ita/ pasta niggers 4-1

/unna/ JUST FUCKED /just/'s shit up 5-0

I think this is /unna/s year


 No.207033

>>207032

revenge for 2006 at last


 No.207034

>>207032

Which players from /ausneets/ have scored goals this season?


 No.207035

File: 80151d6ffc6fd3b⋯.png (507.99 KB, 640x726, 320:363, image0-31.png)

>>207031

wut da heck r u inplieng m80


 No.207036

>>207034

dunno, I just got there and heard the news

though NK scored a 90+3 minute goal against /just/ for /unna/


 No.207037

>>207029

>>207030

News.com.au around 2010 did write in decent paragraphs, but after redesigning their website and asking readers how they wanted to read the news, the shorter style of reading was introduced. This style of reading makes it easier to read to according to their justification back then. If you want better news you are you going to have to pay for it.


 No.207038

Im back NEETs, how is everyone?


 No.207039

>>207037

> If you want better news you are you going to have to pay for it.

adelaidenow.com.au (News Ltd/The Advertiser) ran a story the other day with a big headline about their big win for the public's right to know and hid it behind their paywall.


 No.207040

>>207038

Your Council membership fees are overdue. Please pay the fee at your earliest convenience or return your (laundered) robes.


 No.207041

>>207038

We're all chads now


 No.207042

>>207039

oh the irony


 No.207043

>>207039

>big win for the public's right to know and hid it behind their paywall.

kek, but those court reporters need to get paid and so do their lawyers which does cost money. It is understandable but it still sucks.


 No.207044

>>207043

I went to school with The Advertiser's court reporter.


 No.207045

>>207040

Goon has been sent to your PO box.

>>207041

An African country!? You do know you are infested with black. you might want to get that checked out.


 No.207046

>>207045

>Im black NEETs, how is everyone?


 No.207047

File: f3329fdcf3390ec⋯.jpg (11.27 KB, 300x180, 5:3, Sign-in-London-reading-No-….jpg)

>>207046

>how is everyone?

Feeling all white.


 No.207048

File: f26a9bd18502c13⋯.jpg (24.32 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 12006372_1006035172788211_….jpg)


 No.207049

>>207047

>NO WHITE DOGS


 No.207050

File: 786749bb73fae06⋯.jpg (72.79 KB, 680x460, 34:23, Schipperkes_3-15_Sportsman….jpg)

>>207047

>tfw black irish dog


 No.207051

>>207045

>An African country!?

The NEET commune finances were a little short of being able to afford Tasmania, unfortunately


 No.207052

>>207051

/namibia/ 2.0?


 No.207053

>>207051

Theres a lake Neet in Alaska.

Should have bought that


 No.207054


 No.207055

>>207054

>tfw dwarfed by Lake Chad


 No.207056

>>207055

But Lake Ruth is nearby

She can be the girl next door


 No.207057

File: afd5cb9f1f4a8f7⋯.jpg (35.44 KB, 1023x576, 341:192, afd5cb9f1f4a8f7ee181316ceb….jpg)

>>207055

Drown those sorrows.


 No.207058

sweet baby ray hadley bbq sauce


 No.207059

Given up on the Mustang idea, NOOTs.

Gonna drive a shitbox commuter car and build an AC Cobra kit car in my spare time.


 No.207060

File: 1c00d23b6a29d21⋯.jpg (40.86 KB, 680x689, 680:689, GubmintMummybotPepe.jpg)

>>207059

>NOOTs

I am offended by this


 No.207061

>>207060

I hope this isn't what Ruth looks like


 No.207062

>>207061

Ruth Ginsberg looks like a skelington atm.


 No.207063

>>207059

>Gonna drive a shitbox commuter car

The daily commute adds a lot of wear and tear to a car. Sure a Mustang would be a nice daily driver, but having a shitbox to drive then getting a nicer car to drive on the weekends seems like a more reasonable idea. Good luck.


 No.207064

>>207063

Yes. You are correct.

There would be times having a nice office-type girl mirin your ride would be good though.


 No.207065

File: 1a57c30e4a860f1⋯.jpg (35.96 KB, 520x798, 260:399, bea82973cfce7b6f3a895dfc6e….jpg)

>>207061

Nope, this is Ruth

Big enough to satisfy a whole NEET commune at once


 No.207066

>>207062

She'll be looking even more like one soon.


 No.207067

>>207066

Yeah, rumor mill suggests she's resigning today/tomorrow. Democrats won't risk trying to phone in her votes as a corpse.


 No.207068

>>207065

Face suggests she's a fixer-upper.


 No.207069

>>207068

She's the lake next door m8, not a supermodel


 No.207070

>>207069

All I meant was she'd tidy up nicely. She's not ugly.


 No.207071

>>207070

I'd do her

And possibly even go out in public with her


 No.207072

>>207071

Yeah, you could do far worse.

A classy version of her would be worth more than some fit skank.


 No.207073

/pol/ is btfoing the spics


 No.207074

>>207073

now you've done it

turned this nice thread into a place of argument


 No.207075

I find it hard to give a fuck about Mexicans tbh


 No.207076

>>207074

eh it's 8cup shit not actually a thread on /pol/


 No.207077

>>207064

>having a nice office-type girl mirin your ride

But you have that feel that we all experience.


 No.207078

>>207076

Oh right. Carry on then.


 No.207079


 No.207080

Which culture makes the biggest and best poos?


 No.207081

>>207080

the elephant race


 No.207082

>>207080

Samoans

They win by poo size alone


 No.207083

>>207080

North Sentinelese

They win by being stone-age Indians whose poos were so voluminous and rugged that the regular Indians banished them to the island


 No.207084

>>207083

They kept blocking up the streets


 No.207085

>>207083

Someone needs to drop a laptop in there so they can join us


 No.207086

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.207087

>>207086

what is this


 No.207088

>>207087

just random people getting "owned".


 No.207089

File: aff7d0d18ee31b9⋯.jpg (185.46 KB, 735x741, 245:247, 13346970_10156812828250478….jpg)


 No.207090

>>207089

kek

I upset my 6 year old niece on Xmas day by telling her i started year 1 at age 4 instead of 6 and saying she was dumb. Adults got offended.


 No.207091

>>207090

Nice one neeto


 No.207092

>>207091

She's partly been screwed by changes to education rules about when kids can start based on date of birth, but I still feel smug.


 No.207093

>>207092

A win on a technicality is still a win mate


 No.207094

>>207093

I know. We'll gloss over my parents putting me in school early because I was a "smartarse git".


 No.207095

>tfw no UNNApop


 No.207096

>>207095

>tfw no UNNAporn


 No.207097

>>207096

>tfw no UNNAportrait


 No.207098

>>207096

>tfw no UNNAprom


 No.207099

>>207097

>tfw no UNNAporcelain


 No.207100

>tfw UNNAmportant


 No.207101

what does UNNA stand for?


 No.207102

>>207100

>tfw UNNAcceptable


 No.207103

>tfw UNNApreciated


 No.207104

>>207101

It's not an acronym, it's an exclamation (of joy!)


 No.207105


 No.207106

>>207101

Ugly Near Nigger Aboriginals


 No.207107

>UNNAsubscribe


 No.207108

downloaded dosbox and hugo's house of horrors, hugo whodunnit, and hugo jungle one bros


 No.207109

File: 85c8d7a479a74c1⋯.png (499.05 KB, 491x468, 491:468, AngryOldBoong.png)

>>207101

UNNA STANDS FOR BEIN GIVEN A DOLLAH

AN GOON

AN FARK YOU WOIT CARNT


 No.207110

>tfw ANNU


 No.207111

>>207109

unna statesman like behaviour tbh


 No.207112

>>207110

wanna fuck

christina annu

in da poo


 No.207113

>>207112

>tfw no ANNUme


 No.207114

>>207110

GIZZA CIGGE ZUC


 No.207115

File: 6ee6a993d021a18⋯.png (501.64 KB, 632x413, 632:413, BoongJudge.png)

>>207111

WE FIND YA IN CONTEMPT OF DA COURT CUNT

GIZZA DOLLAH ANNA CIGGIE


 No.207116

>>207112

breed out

da black

via her crack


 No.207117

>>207115

dont be like dat cuz


 No.207118

>>207090

I started at age 4 and then skipped a grade.


 No.207119

>>207118

wanking ?


 No.207120

>>207118

big brained neet


 No.207121

>>207118

How did you end up here? you should be running a medium size busines.


 No.207122

Have to go to my appointment soon. I'll let you mob know how it went when I get back.


 No.207123

>>207122

We will be waiting with eager anticipation


 No.207124

>>207122

Have fun! remember to do a traditional dance.


 No.207125

>>207121

I run a small wanking business for a select few individuals.


 No.207126

>>207125

You don't suck?


 No.207127

>>207126

I only facilitate, it is up to the customer as to which services they wish to receive.


 No.207128

>>207125

>>207127

Where do I want some one-on-one time?


 No.207129

>>207128

You want it in your bum.


 No.207130

>>207129

I want to give.


 No.207131

i used the magical air in a can to dust my computermabob, installed a new hard drive thingo, and removed the wifi card so they cant spy on me that way


 No.207132

>>207131

>removed the wifi card so they cant spy on me that way

What if they find a new way to spy on you while wanking?


 No.207133

>>207118

yeah, similar. had to do some gifted child bs early on which was very annoying and probably led to my underachieving later


 No.207134

>>207132

the alfoil on my walls should stop that

for now


 No.207135

File: 04acb227b28e4ac⋯.jpg (56.92 KB, 562x375, 562:375, 04acb227b28e4ac2c5da8b15db….jpg)

>>207133

>led to my underachieving later

Become an overachiever in store.


 No.207136

>>207134

>for now

For how much longer?


 No.207137

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>tfw almost 30


 No.207138

my pork tenderloin has been spiced

i shall fire up the grill at 3pm and start grilling at 4.15pm


 No.207139

>>207138

What's your new house?


 No.207140

>>207139

I am not discussing this here. I should never have mentioned it yesterday.


 No.207141

>>207137

this guy is terrible and he needs a new guitar


 No.207142

File: 5d6dfd7261d247e⋯.jpg (1.71 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, 2019-01-12 11.41.28.jpg)

Got my new phone holder, now I can wank in bed hands free


 No.207143

>>207137

Plan for a thirty wank celebration.


 No.207144

>>207140

>I should never have mentioned it yesterday.

Why can't you tell us where it is?


 No.207145

>>207142

i bet you can fit your dick in that berocca tube on your desk


 No.207146

>>207144

you're already claiming to work around the corner from me


 No.207147

>>207142

Have a wank you earned it, but can you have a wank after all that wanking last night/this morning?


 No.207148

>>207146

That's not me, I wish I was though…


 No.207149

>>207140

Does it have an inbuilt fire pit?


 No.207150

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>>207141

Willie is amazing. Heart on your sleeve country.


 No.207151

>>207142

Does the Panadol help anymore?


 No.207152

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 No.207153

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>>207152

He shouldn't've repaired it, it was fine.


 No.207154

i kicked my toe and am in a lot of pain hopefully i did break it or anything.


 No.207155

>>207147

I Didint wank too much last night, my second wank I found it very hard to get hard


 No.207156

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 No.207157

>>207151

Just took some for my headache, pretty much a placebo these days


 No.207158

>>207154

You stubbed your toe.


 No.207159

>>207154

Have a goon to offset any pain.


 No.207160

>>207155

>my second wank I found it very hard to get hard

Do you think it is a time for a change or just carry on as usual?


 No.207161

Have a root


 No.207162

Have a toot


 No.207163

Have a compute


 No.207164

Be resolute


 No.207165

Have a wank


 No.207166

Become destitute


 No.207167

>>207165

you heckin ruined it u feckin disgrace


 No.207168

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Have to go to my appointment soon. I'll let you mob know how it went when I get back.


 No.207169

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File: 3ad9e881e4299d9⋯.png (342.58 KB, 540x279, 60:31, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.207170

>>207168

u sed dis earlia


 No.207171

>>207170

I think he also has short term memory problems


 No.207172

File: 43b5831c21941d1⋯.jpg (23.15 KB, 641x479, 641:479, images(41).jpg)

>>207160

I'll just get the white fella docta to give me more penis drugs


 No.207173

>>207172

That's the way to go m8!


 No.207174

File: 32e6361cad00bd4⋯.png (317.25 KB, 853x778, 853:778, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.207175

>>207174

AHH! he just said no screen shot! why are you breaking the RULES!


 No.207176

i just had a zooper dooper which were half price at coles i got two bags


 No.207177

>>207176

thats nice and all but my toe hurts.


 No.207178

>>207177

i mashed my toe when i was pissed once and when i woke up the next day it was black and pointing out sideways i think i posted about it here


 No.207179

>>207170

That's not me, I wish I was though…


 No.207180

>>207178

How does this help me? Should i get gooned?


 No.207181

>>207179

two neets with appointments on one day how does this even happen


 No.207182

>>207178

You did, it provided a good wank


 No.207183

File: 10a79e1ab9d6604⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 39.78 KB, 500x750, 2:3, toe.jpg)

>>207177

Does it look anything like this toe?


 No.207184

>>207181

Probably both wagies. Mine is a dentist.


 No.207185

>>207180

It always helps to get gooned, but you're going to have to do it at an accelerated rate if you wish to forget your toe.


 No.207186

>>207180

Wank until your dick blisters and your toe pain falls from memory


 No.207187

>>207183

LEWD!! i am a pure NEET!


 No.207188


 No.207189

>>207187

<Unlikely.


 No.207190

NK are you up to day 3 of no-poo?


 No.207191

>>207189

pure in the sense that i am a virgin


 No.207192

>>207191

A lot of us are pure m8


 No.207193

>>207192

we must cleanse the dirty NEETs!


 No.207194

>>207191

I'm sure you are a beautiful maiden neeto


 No.207195

>>207193

The pure NEETs can clean all the old smegma off the dirty NEETs Penises


 No.207196

>>207195

this is why possum doesn't come here anymore.


 No.207197

Starting to wonder when I should pop the question to the misso lads


 No.207198

Mixed bbq sauce, honey, and dijon mustard together.


 No.207199

>>207197

Monk and the gook or Cruisey and the nigger?


 No.207200

>>207197

can she take half ur forklift diploma?


 No.207201

>>207197

Which question ?

Marriage or anal ?


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 No.207204

>tfw only proposal i ever have to make is whats for dinner


 No.207205

>>207197

Will you invite us?


 No.207206

>>207205

We'll have to sit up the back silently behind a black curtain


 No.207207

File: 026c862984c44e8⋯.jpg (993.23 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-01-12 12.55.17.jpg)

Dealers not working till Monday and I had only a bit of weed left in my tin for tonight, looked through my washing basket and found a couple nugs of some killer weed i had from ages ago.

The rainbow serpent provides for those who believe cuz


 No.207208

>>207206

As long as it is a open bar im sure we will be fine.


 No.207209

>>207207

Will be a big dexi/vodka/cone session tonight?


 No.207210

>>207207

I accidently snapped a branch yesterday

Letting it dry for now but I'll probably get greedy and nuke it


 No.207211

>>207205

we could do a neet Guard of Honor


 No.207212

>>207211

Where the bride and groom have to run down a corridor of NEETs trying not to get wanked on ?


 No.207213

>>207210

Thats profit your smoking


 No.207214

>>207212

we must get that on video


 No.207215

>>207174

Merchandise blacked out.

I think we're on to the culprit


 No.207216

>>207213

I prefer to think of it as quality assessment


 No.207217

>>207216

i;'ve watched scrarpface

dont get high on ur iwn supplay


 No.207218

A crazy and sweaty man from Australia Post just delivered my Amazon order today. He didn't come in a van, but came in his own car and honked the horn on arrival like he wanted me to come out to pick up the items instead of him walking out. He didn't even get out of his vehicle when I open the door and I wasn't going out any further because he parked on our property like he was someone we knew. He then left the items on the stairs handrail made of brick instead of bringing them in as I asked, I got a new monitor and other stuff.

When I moved the packages, I realised how warm everything was to touch. I got out this heat detecting gun I got a while ago and the screen said that it was 38 degrees. I would hate to see how hot it would have got sitting in the sun in the depot since it was meant to be delivered from 8 a.m. today. I'm going to contact Amazon Australia about this to ask for an extended warranty for the screen and the other items that was delivered in a box was pretty badly beaten.


 No.207219

>tfw get to cook snags at first neet wedding


 No.207220

>>207218

Just give it a chance to cool down in the AC and confirm it all works tomorrow.


 No.207221

File: dca675c3ad6c19e⋯.jpg (25.29 KB, 472x461, 472:461, x646nx1qgrmz[1].jpg)

>>207217

>jus say hello to my liddle friend


 No.207222

>>207220

That's the plan, I got sweaty just unboxing it. It was horrible.


 No.207223

>>207222

> I got out this heat detecting gun I got a while ago and the screen said that it was 38 degrees

Hot!


 No.207224

>>207209

You bet ya, might clean the house first


 No.207225

>>207222

Are you an executive?


 No.207226

>>207224

Then buy some extra lube with those coins.


 No.207227

>>207224

>might clean the house first

>might


 No.207228

>>207210

Microwaved weed isn't too bad, after I microwave weed I gently run a lighter around the bud to toast it up a bit (but being careful not to burn it)

I heard alfoil in an oven works too but never tried it


 No.207229

>>207225

No, pretty skele. Everything in the box was warm as hell. I have never received a package that hot!


 No.207230

>>207228

>I heard alfoil in an oven works too

Umm …. yeah …

Go and give it a shot m8


 No.207231

>>207230

WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST PUT THE DRUGS DOWN FOR A WHILE OKAY?!


 No.207232

>>207231

<Unlikely.


 No.207233

>>207228

>>207230

>in an oven

Fuck sorry m8, my brain read that as microwave, pardon my snark

>>207231

Stop oppressing my druggy culture man


 No.207234

>>207218

Courier driving is a shit business now, at my work the couriers and truck drivers always complain of losing work to pajeets that drive shit vans and work for $20hr (that's like $13 after tax and fuel), they complain to their bosses but since their all contract drivers the bosses tell them to take it or leave it.

There's a Serbian courier driver for toll who started off driving taxis when he moved to Perth but got out of it when all the Indians moved in and pushed wages down, now they've followed him into the courier business.


 No.207235

>>207234

Pretty much what the old white guy who delivers my parcels says.


 No.207236

>>207234

Pajeets take over all the shit jobs that they can slack off in

Security,couriers,taxis,


 No.207237

File: 0da721e4cb579c6⋯.png (17.31 KB, 402x366, 67:61, images (2).png)

>>207233

>Fuck sorry m8, my brain read that as microwave

Your smoking too much profit tony


 No.207238

File: d3fe62856b62d77⋯.png (543.14 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ForThePot.png)

>>207237

It'll probably turn me gay next


 No.207239

>>207229

>I have never received a package that hot!

You cheeky cunt


 No.207240

Speaking of drugs. I'm back from the doctor about my agoraphobia. Went easier than I thought. I've been prescribed some crazy pills, so hopefully they will take effect before I have to go back to work this week. I'll also be seeing a therapist, which I don't really want to, but I guess it might help. I just don't want to be asked private questions.


 No.207241

New thread soon neets

Somebody please make it on time


 No.207242

>>207241

Make it a bad one about drugs!


 No.207243

>>207240

is aggrophobia what makes neets narky


 No.207244

File: f9d42645273cb8d⋯.jpg (18.52 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 85048719[1].jpg)

>>207242

If someone can add a pepe to this quickly


 No.207245

>>207240

m8 your heading in the right direction, it was never going to get better by itself, as for the psychologist if you dont want to talk about something, dont, it will be up to you to decide what to talk about tell them that when you get there


 No.207247

File: b2df35be44cec36⋯.gif (447.56 KB, 882x604, 441:302, drug-abuse[1].gif)


 No.207248

>>207243

it doesnt help the situation


 No.207249

>>207243

I think that and it is also easier to focus on external forces that are fucking the world than being introspective and realising it's our own faults for the way our lives are.


 No.207250

>>207247

>scared

*jealous


 No.207251

File: 56281b054d132dd⋯.jpg (100.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1km.jpg)


 No.207252

File: 2e1c332e97bd693⋯.jpg (51.93 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 85048708[1].jpg)

I FOUND NK'S PERFECT WOMAN !!!

Except she's not a boong and she's a comic


 No.207253

>>206968

He's just a mad italian


 No.207254

File: b10727674eefd75⋯.png (504.25 KB, 406x550, 203:275, lol.png)

Me in 10 years


 No.207255

>>207253

Banda bing bada boong


 No.207256

I do not want my bum rash to get worse. Please be mindful of my condition.


 No.207257

>>207254

nice clean oven neet


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 No.207259

>>207256

I often think about your bum condition m8


 No.207260

>>207259

I bet you have an exquisitely decadent soothing lotion.


 No.207261

BUM


 No.207262

RASH




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