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File: be2bd0eb2b1d83a⋯.jpg (1.36 MB, 2999x1687, 2999:1687, LindsaySouvannarath.jpg)

48959b  No.752307[Reply]

Our favorite Laotian-descent Neo-Nazi necrophile has been interviewed for the first time:


For those of you out in Rio Rhinelander:

>appears to have grown up relatively wealthy

>extracurricular activities include RPG clubs, school theater, et cetera

>attended Coe College for creative writing

>a former mod of TwilightSucks under the name BlondeGuardian

>developed a Nazi fetish as far back as 2007

>necrophiliac who loved to depict herself fucking corpses and writing necrophile erotica

>was banned from Deviantart for anti-LGBT comic

>befriended numerous edgelords, including Slavros, Torture-Device and some tumblrites who helped her hatch the planned massacre

>disliked by fellow Fascists. Lindsay was involved romantically with the IronMarch owner Alexander Slavros (Alisher Mukhitdinov). Despite the fact the love was wholly unrequited, Slavros played along for a ruse.

>An IronMarch user notified Lindsay that Slavros planned to break up with her during a Skype group call; she was hysterical. She contemplated (possibly threatened Slavros with) suicide. The separation left Lindsay irreparably damaged

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ef5271  No.814998


Hopefully they ree loudly and visibly so we can laugh at them.

a2873b  No.815600


Nothing wrong with a good chinky.

b27c82  No.820030

File: e2adf2fff7877f7⋯.jpg (16.01 KB, 720x405, 16:9, e2a.jpg)

This is all so stupid and pointless.

7e7678  No.838407


>I'm retarded and I don't know what assimilation is and it certainly never happened before.

Also, how can you say race mixing isn't bad and is uncommon and then give two examples of races numbering in the millions that are also both sub human.

Some people in this thread man.

7e7678  No.838408


Mixed races*

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3cd5fe  No.739182[Reply]

Looks like the normies are finally catching on to the joys of observing autistic man-children.

Anybody know this guy's DeviantArt?

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4ae197  No.808021


this dude has a girlfriend and i dont. fuck it i should just pull the trigger already

5eea4b  No.808043


i bet they have sweet retard sex

a215c3  No.808365


He sees her like a sister though. He wants to be a tranny and get fucked in his inside-out dick by a guy.

56ad2e  No.817316


>imagine being inferior to that

Are you a highly deformed mouthbreather anon or just another monstrous incel?

fee864  No.817367


This board will be shit until the day BO finally removes /ibs/ eceleb-worship thread

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6f176d  No.7360[Reply]

Endomorphosis or Benjamin, is a kike wanna-be /pol/lack for saying the SJWs and Space Jews have cooped the revolt. Gets in a hissy for being told to fuck off, so he's spamming threads to spread his ego. Now he's whining about being saged, seeing porn and not have anything sucking his speghetti.
Basically now a Jewish /pol/lack tripfag.

https://8chan.co/gamergate/res/168912.html (where he is getting his ass raped)

https://8chan.co/gamergate/res/169335.html (where he is getting porn'd)

Apperently, he's complaing about Hotwheels for making fun at him inb4 he tried to accuse him of censoring endo's e-celeb autism.
The funny part is that he's threatening 8chan if he isn't allowed to profit off of GG and want it to suck his cock.

His Twitter in case you want to see the kike.
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f5b56d  No.857859

The judge was having none of his shit. He kept trying to shout over his lawyer about how his arrest is illegal because copyright trumps state law, which really pissed off the judge.

He gets no credit for the time he was out on probation, and another year added to his sentence.

His official release date is November 29th, 2019, but the jail can hold him another 14 weeks past that if his behavior is poor. He's not eligible for early release.

In one of his recent court filings, he laments that the Washington county jail gave him a check for his prisoner balance, but he can't get to it now because it's "in the possesion[sic] of his illiterate step father, and mentally disabled mother." Guess we know where our "freakishly smart" friend gets it from.

Oh, and all of his Federal cases have been dismissed, and he's let too much time pass to appeal.

4e9d43  No.882032


A new jail saga? Cool.

Maybe Endo has the good sense to become a mountain man or flee the country next time.

f5b56d  No.883700

File: 2bef92165e11192⋯.png (230.96 KB, 1816x396, 454:99, Cruel.png)


Things aren't going well for old Ben.

9d96fa  No.895833


>In one of his recent court filings, he laments that the Washington county jail gave him a check for his prisoner balance, but he can't get to it now because it's "in the possesion[sic] of his illiterate step father, and mentally disabled mother."

what happened to his benefactor that was sending him hundreds of dollars?

5bad6b  No.898821

With Endo in jail. I did get to spend time with him on stream while he was out and bought him a nice microphone because I wanted to have fun shitposting with us on stream. Here are some clips that i managed to dig out. Maybe he'll be ok and make it out in november to come back on stream

Endo The Representative of Mcdonalds


Endo Digs Deep into The McNuggets Recipe


Always Hide Your Stress Levels


File: 42d1130130557a8⋯.mp4 (6.02 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, MundaneMatt Talks About Sh….mp4)

d917af  No.455117[Reply]

Send this video to Brittany Venti. She'll love it.

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39020c  No.700855

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578426  No.808177

which is worse discord or youtube ecelebs?

d216df  No.808672

We are working on deplatforming Venti and she'll have nowhere else to go :)

813e83  No.808842



Who is we?

d0d78c  No.814781


youtube ecelebs because at least discord is ignorable.

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6ba9e8  No.381183[Reply]

This is getting fucking ridiculous. Just make one cyclical thread instead of having half the catalog full of these.

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426ecf  No.389206


We need to kick Vee from existence. I suggest a gypsy death march.

496a91  No.389313



This is the problem. I come here to laugh at people, not to ruin their lives. If you're not giving us something to laugh at, then get the fuck out.

ae895c  No.393876

I'd like to thank the mods for something they should have done over a month ago: making a single thread for this shit.

Now all you need to do is delete the some 100 threads clogging up the catalog.

d03b3f  No.500788


Thanks for the bump of a shitty meta thread made by one samefag in the moderation's IRC circlejerk so his whiny demands were given into, faggot.

a99a71  No.814699

never forget

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bf18b0  No.403753[Reply]

I've quickly found out that Atheists can be just as retarded and as easily trolled as Creationists, so let's go!

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7bf4e7  No.808262


nothing actually, everyone can decide if they want to follow some religion or not. however there are smartass atheists, who are pushing their "God does not exist, stop wasting your time by praying" everywhere and these can be julayed for some lulz.

f5cd6d  No.809127


I-is that satire?

5b6df9  No.809389

File: ea5feed1ddaebf7⋯.png (207.14 KB, 461x724, 461:724, tranny athiest.png)

ad6e08  No.812348

File: 9edd254d750411a⋯.jpg (486.14 KB, 900x600, 3:2, 55113-2.jpg)

this is what Christians actually believe

f6a5dc  No.814266


Thank Allah I am muslim and Iblis prevented me from believing in that shit.

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98e878  No.232012[Reply]

hi lolcow i'm a 18 year old partially socially inept guy that's been struggling with anxiety and panic attacks which gets triggered by flashbacks from the absolute cringeworthy and sperg shit that i used to do from ages 4-14 which has fucking ruined me the past 2 years. I remember being a complete psycho throughout elementary school but had friends probably because i was always taking the "lead". In 8th grade a friend of mine that was in 10th grade at the time was a huge mlp fan and this was the time dubstep was in, so he got me into finally watching the show after he showed me MLP dubstep which I enjoyed. I started sperging about it to family members and a couple friends, two of which actually ended up watching the show. There's too fucking many other memories that's been wired into my brain that i just don't want to talk about. I feel like killing myself when I'm alone because this is the shit I think about constantly and just zone out.

to sum up i'm a weird fucking cunt and i imagine myself being the kind of guy you guys mock.

My question is why do you people bully weird people over the internet? I'm not saying this because I'm going to be a whiteknight or anything, I want to know the motivations for what you do, why you think it's funny to mock people in such a way.

I can't bring myself to even fucking comprehend or understand why you even see this shit as funny. I just think of it as either sad or insanely cringeworthy but I feel too fucking bad for the individuals that I'm nice to them or just don't talk to them (irl) or don't care.

I get anxiety from this site because I don't understand why a person can be so cruel to someone that's never done anyone harm and think it's funny.

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dbd04d  No.798372


I enjoy it because it's hillarious.

6acd6e  No.798397

File: aa92c3fdda8993a⋯.png (84.21 KB, 345x250, 69:50, aa92c3fdda8993a8e723027a72….png)

why do faggot OPs that come here always forget about IDs?

c5315c  No.798470


OP isn't a samefag, this is from before the 8ch hack fucked up all the IDs. This thread is fucking anchuent.

dd3d4e  No.811930


I was pretty spergy when I was younger and still am. I find the 'cows' here pretty funny. They just say and do so much out of this world stuff it's hard not to watch. Even the bits I don't find funny are still interesting to watch. It's like going to a really interesting zoo. That said, I don't condemn or hate most of them.

edc0ee  No.812813


>Why do you browse lolcow?

I have literal autism and lolcows are a "special interest" of mine. I'm not here to bully lolcows; I just enjoy observing these fascinating creatures.

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75b1d5  No.338898[Reply]

Apparently JohnnyNeptune found his way to /tv/


This is even better than Zachary, he's a documented /r9k/ cow and probably an even more autistic one. Have fun.

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dab5d6  No.790931


Weebshit on my /cow/.. no thanks.

aa0f27  No.791204

File: c593c32b57be373⋯.jpg (130.28 KB, 720x1107, 80:123, neptunenews.jpg)

He got an /n/poster v&ned for a dox on a bunch of celebs and rich people >>>/719801/. Justice for /n/poster!

a84fec  No.808175


who is this guy?

4f5498  No.808992


cuckime addicts are the real lolcows.

3f07bc  No.809215


File: 419fe09546c26c8⋯.jpg (26.18 KB, 854x480, 427:240, youtu.be-CFWRInLRcqc1.jpg)

9f9c7f  No.388553[Reply]

Last thread autosaging


Barb is looking well.

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eae4d8  No.806716

File: c664b712f37db26⋯.jpeg (54.16 KB, 618x618, 1:1, sonic.jpeg)

blue arms confirmed, how many will die?

89b337  No.807424

File: 58f7b5ccf283761⋯.jpeg (17.58 KB, 308x326, 154:163, 58f7b5ccf28376131cac8a8c5….jpeg)


brace for autism impact

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b4f2c9  No.808113


what is that blue thing? where is sonic?

a2864d  No.808349


Truck of peace attack Randy Stairs style?

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6bb71a  No.467032[Reply]

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6c36a8  No.774107


If you run away and kill your channel, you win.

Damn, you people need to be genocided. That would be funny.

35d44e  No.774303


yeah this place has passed its prime.

ec9ac6  No.787824

Day of the bog!

c15c3d  No.799486


42f877  No.800042


foxdick farms is the only forum where I've read the "progressive stack" spoken about in a serious context. turfs have no self awareness

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64a152  No.256380[Reply]

Old Brianna Wu thread is autosage >>202129

Ol' Johnny Flyntstone is on a rant about spacex trying to nuke earth with moon rocks and why the government needs to give him money to campaign


God, I hope he wins, he would be so hilarious in office

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85ced4  No.794610

File: 8c98536d51056d2⋯.png (289.25 KB, 1440x1942, 720:971, muw8d33h6bj21.png)

>unsolicited opinions about firearms

cf209d  No.794969


It's a good thing you CAN'T get a military combat rifle without an FFL and some of the most rigorous background checking and mental health evaluation in the world.

But you can still get a spooky AR-15! Oooooh!

03b1f9  No.795847


TBH this tweet has a point. If this tranny can get access to a firearm like that you need some serious changes to your system. Someone that mentally ill shouldn't be allowed to use a M16 with or without supervision.

e3beab  No.798236


The problem is that the system things trannies should be handling rifles in the mIddle-east while the government lists Christians as the largest terrorist group in America.

We might as well make it open-season for everyone. I'm already drinking heavily because I had to watch my dead Uncle's beautiful MAC-10 be destroyed by the ATF because my Dad watches too much CNN.

0e29b2  No.798616

>A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the Right of the People to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.

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0487c9  No.237779[Reply]

Has anyone ever successfully "changed" a cow?

Anyone got any examples?

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f15257  No.757564


I mean go take a look at Israel's average IQ and Ashkenazi population. They're in the dirt, admittedly where kikes belong. Put yourself in there, too.

46420b  No.757639


That's also counting the 20% of Israel that puts its ass in the air 5x a day towards Mecca and fucks their sister. That's how the IQ is down in Israel.

f15257  No.757851


The Ashkenazi average is shit. Muh high IQ kikes maymay was entirely derived from undersampling and using only their best vs. an oversampling of Europeans of all stripes. Go sell your bullshit to someone that's buying it, hooknose.

ce3513  No.794154

File: 9fd99cee5e76ba1⋯.gif (2.69 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 9fd99cee5e76ba1d4d50a128b9….gif)


Also they sampled university students, which is why the range for different estimations is so large between values. There are some that speculate Ashkenazi IQ to be as low as 90 in contrast to the constantly regurgitated value of 115. This is a massive range, within 90 to 115 you find almost 60% of any population. With those odds you would have a better chance of getting the right answer by just flipping a coin instead. Israel declined the offer to perform a double-blind test because they knew very well that it's not going to give them the same outcome.

6562a6  No.794382

File: 00a67d3c24e7072⋯.jpg (36.28 KB, 640x360, 16:9, WpcIRssrkDha_640x360.jpg)

They trolled Lorne Armstrong to the point where the parole office took away his ability to access the internet. I guess you could say the change was forced on him.

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2c68cf  No.741485[Reply]

Old thread hit limit:


Chris is getting banned by the last remaining people online who weren’t trolls and had tolerated his presence and he’s now reduced to white knighting for a guy who’s had a decade-long reputation for creeping on underage girls at cons and spouting homophobic slurs.

-Is Barb a Highlander who will live forever?

-Will Chris’ creditors ever figure out a way to get their hands on his eBay money?

-Will Chris’ head explode when the Sonic Movie is released?

-Will Chris ever make his Twitter public again?

-Will an Idea Faggot ever get Chris’ attentions who wants to make him drop the tranny bullshit?

-How long before 0def44 shows up to shit up the thread by telling us 63 times to ignore Chris?

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7b8e78  No.792639

File: 5349daa0b77b410⋯.jpg (55.77 KB, 631x475, 631:475, do_it_faggot.jpg)


Here's the archive of this thread: http://archive.li/9MEfM

As for deleting his posts, pic related.

611e10  No.792676


Keep. The dogpiles were great.

9b7d47  No.794761


Whoa…do they really let people say Sn**d here?

617551  No.843576

File: bc9932460b0ff03⋯.png (767.36 KB, 1200x1500, 4:5, sonic-movie.png)

Just made this dank oc. Let me kno if I need to change the date to the merge…

I'm sure Chris would really appriciate it if we spammed his Twitter with this poster.

48c1b8  No.856112



That was confirmed false, Chris said so in a tweet after the doxxxxxxxing

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99d365  No.559855[Reply]

Apart from stuff like POLGB which is fairly well known (which has a Peod mod btw) You have stuff like the HRT positive Threads ,People posting about their castration fetishes , CP , /POL/ using Cross dressers ( https://aubreythekitty.tumblr.com/) who cosplay with AR15s , otherkins , people say they will inject coca cola into their blood stream for youtube subs and so much more !

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c1d23f  No.765755


cute peen

no homo

b1c526  No.765845


reading your post was like getting cancer, please work on your english

b1c526  No.765866

File: 45bb4a7d58355a4⋯.jpg (57.64 KB, 427x594, 427:594, Blair_grin.jpg)

>spergs who post cuckime/trannime smug reaction images are actually literal faggots

>these people are all over /v/ derailing threads about anything modern or western

>they use discord

>mark uses discord

>mark is fuck ugly and has no game

>people with no game chase trannies

At last, i truly see.

14feca  No.766526

File: 03f89d063f6b811⋯.jpg (99.68 KB, 555x550, 111:110, 1447957976415.jpg)


>shit post

>shit reaction image

>cuckime forced meme

If you love /tv/ so much, why don't you stay there?

bfa33a  No.790341

File: ed317970d68c0e4⋯.jpg (39.2 KB, 610x665, 122:133, Free Arab Legion 2.jpg)

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bb5b31  No.507012[Reply]

>be an artist who's drawn controversial cocks for years

>suddenly now he's a problem

>somehow get a trolling forum to reeeee about you




It's fine if you just dislike what he draws or just reasonably dislike him as a person, but this is just beyond overboard.

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ad0b28  No.729541

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is a board for laughing at retards, not for moralfagging or having autistic political debates about fucking cartoons.

I don't care what side your own, I don't care what "intellectual" point you have to make, I don't care about your fucking loli stash. If you post anything about this gay shit anymore, you're getting banned and your posts are getting purged.

The line must be drawn here, and no further. We've made too many compromises, surrendered too many times.

85b5ea  No.729551


Well if you want me to laugh at you, I will.

81f135  No.729752

His art is garbage and his fangirls only love him because they think he's white(he wears the bandana to hide his hideous mutt face), so I don't care if bad things happen to him.

8bbca8  No.736289


Then lock the thread nigger, the only reason anyone posts about shadman is to moralfag or anti-moralfag. I've yet to see him do anything worth laughing at

a5ec32  No.787832

I keep seeing Shadman comics or memes in the most unlikely of places all the time.

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