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dda82f  No.319255[Reply]

TL;DR of the embed video:

>Passes everything to the IRS as a business expense

>Including divorce

>Gets audited by the IRS lol

>Makes a teary eyed video pushing his financial burdens onto his fans.

>100 000$ in debt. Surviving this is going to be rough

>Through his videos, the amount he owes changes sometimes twice in the same video going for 300K to 500K.

>Onision is really annoyed that someone from taxaudit.com would have to come and check out his house to see if at least 50% of it serves for business purposes.

>Some problem glasses girlfriend of Onision does a house tour.

>Fucking messy McMansion for himself and his gf (Business expense)

>Many, many rooms left unused most of the time that he also tries to pass as a business expense

>Many rooms with bluetooth speakers and shit

>Rooms filled with random fucking toys mixed with dirty laundry

>There's at least 2 children's bed in Onision's house.

>Shelves filled to the brim of vegan products and a fucking VARIETY of cereals sitting randomly on the counter of their huge kitchen.

>Random pool table stored that serves 0 purposes.

>Massage chairs because why not?

>Had a business electric vehicule aside from his own.


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2770c1  No.596388


Maybe yall haven't seen this but this fucking retard went to reddit for legal advice regarding whether he should sue TurboTax for not telling him he was doing it wrong.

3e0910  No.596523


>a fury of 5,000 black sons

Okay that was funny, I am sorry /cow/ did not appreciate your humor.



There's another thread where he asked about suing Turbo Tax software.


3e0910  No.596587

File: 21d8a492f31d398⋯.jpg (135.24 KB, 912x556, 228:139, greggo.jpg)

This is great. He listed his divorce as a "business expense."

db09cb  No.596773

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<There's at least 2 children's bed in Onision's house.

057582  No.596812


Wow. You sound hardcore.

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e3a7da  No.389204[Reply]

An exceptional Individual who Raided /cow/ when his dox were posted to a thread. Rather than report them like a rational person, he went on the war path, organizing a group of people to raid /cow/ in an attempt to bury them.

Appeared on Failure's Morning Kumite attempting to "confront" a group of people who he claimed were all responsible, shouting at them and pointing fingers until eventually he was conclusively proven wrong and spent the remainder of the stream sulking while Failure got shitfaced.

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2febda  No.507213


I thought he went to school for some kind of psych degree? I wouldn’t be surprised if he lied though. He seems to do that a lot. If he did intend to go into law enforcement the fact that he has a past DUI on his record might have something to do with why he can’t.

41604c  No.507556


He's an Aydin Paladin… he intended to go to an advanced degree in psych but knocked up some poor chubster that didn't run fast enough before hand and ended up marrying it instead. BUT, I would bet that he is a wash out on law enforcement psych tests, so couldn't work in the field and ended up a cubicle barnacle, phone bank nigger instead.

5c5084  No.550668

The Leviacow is about to be reawakened. He's left his discord server woefully unprotected. https://ghettogaggers.com/V6mMVpf

fd1846  No.550708


Fuck, my sides.

60c13a  No.596521


Any updates?

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321bf6  No.517411[Reply]

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8d059d  No.602420


No surprise. His main trope is anti-pedo virtue signaling. Shes totally independent of anythig thats said here too and yet she thinks hes a pedo. No smoke without fire.

596d43  No.603461


He said someone called his sister in law to pretend that they were Social Services, sounds like he got a real call.

d37aa7  No.604555

Can I get a quick rundown on this retard? Is this the same tripfag who spammed halfchan all those years ago?

596d43  No.605408


Trannytears? Advertising himself? Yeah.

4662c8  No.613899



Bong would probably waifu Fluttershy or some other shitty horse. Sad! He'd better keep his filthy hands off Ponka, though.


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757a09  No.521156[Reply]

Previous Thread: http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/cow/res/513100.html

After a Tim-wannabe (Why you'd want to be one i don't know) nearly locked the last thread, we're at number 7. But going back to Tim, he's still being a total faggot. But he's back with a new idea: The Lord of the Atoms! (another bullshit Dexter's Odyssey clone)

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki:" http://timbox.wikia.com/wiki/What_Would_You_Think_If_Timothy_Robert_%22Timbox%22_McKenzie_Had_His_Very_Own_Wiki

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c64aef  No.594663


Back off, faggot.


Did he really admit that?

d4c1b1  No.594983


Hey people should Timbox be featured in my screen play Battle of the Legendary Bong as a colossal idiot or mutant dinosaur that keeps Ashi and Lee Lee chained up against their will and he ends up getting his ass kicked by 6 brave heroes?

c64aef  No.595037


Did he really admit that Ashi is a trans woman?

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3ef240  No.596778


Inshallah, but only if you lose weight and go on a communist diet.

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cea099  No.307333[Reply]

Who remembers this nigga Casey? Nigga look like dr eggman now lol

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03db47  No.593951

That dog looks like a freak of nature.

95741e  No.594625






I thought he was a teenager all this time…. like most I expected him to be 20….

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1b6822  No.103983[Reply]

Any idea what she's been up to?

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f1cb24  No.474234

Is she still a weeb? I know she's stateside again, but I'm curious how much her stay in Japan changed her.

df9a78  No.474381


Is that some nasty pussy fungi infection?

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282b5e  No.594406

Where can I get her JAV video?

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b3efd3  No.507231[Reply]

Why is he so autistic? He also accuses people who replies to him with "negative comments" of samefagging and using proxies when himself is caught doing it.

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b3efd3  No.509375


The real question is how to make him to choke to death?

5232bc  No.521411


Make soyboy while eating

2e7015  No.548060

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50e551  No.594067


What is this? I dont even know

71db9d  No.594088

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Looks like some madokami/u drama. Yurishit is always filled with faggots in transition so it is in a near constant flux of tranny tears and pointless boring as fuck drama. ACK is no bigger a faggot then the rest of them, he is just lower functioning.

>tfw you will never pound prime Ayumi Nakamura

Why even live bros?

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550e95  No.557238[Reply]


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040ff8  No.572874

Bump for justice #DieChris

2827e2  No.573109

File: 0a43dcb1393c89f⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1265x1080, 253:216, 2wjpu5g9llj01.png)

>Imagine having this much of a hate boner over some autist on the internet.

6539b5  No.575974

How bad does Chris-chan smell?

a17e6d  No.576114


Shut up you n00b, I will fucking kill Chris Chan for ruineing pokemon and sonic for everyone. fuck him .I.

41bb14  No.594004


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6a44fc  No.506679[Reply]


I was browsing some fbi open up memes on youtube when this guy showed up in my recommendations.

Most of his videos feature strange ms paint vore drawings, Cartoon network characters, And inflation, And to make it even stranger most of his videos have views at least in the 10k to 300k view range.

Has anyone on this board run into this guy before? Or did i just wander into some newfound realm of tartlet autism hell.

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d67be3  No.506764


Dobson with animation and drawing talent?

f3f248  No.506765


On one of the videos say: "Your Heart's Disease"

576807  No.506818

Is he a liberal, skeptical centrist, tranny, gay, or mixed race? Then not a lolcow, anon, jeez.

760689  No.506831

Redditkur covered these twats already, I'd advice going to the kosher goy

960a04  No.593982


Still pretty uncommon

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199763  No.571621[Reply]

Yo, /cow/, Fa/tg/uy here. I've got a treat for you.

Meet the guy who calls himself NobodyImportant. A diaper-fetishizing gimpsuit wearing Pedophillic Germano-Magyar Mutt who spends his days playing tabletop games online and desperately crying on cuckchan and Fullchan Gamefinder threads.

You can find him spending most of his days crying whenever somebody brings him up or desperately trying to find a game, and when he's not doing that, fapping to CP and diaper porn. Several brave Fa/tg/uys with a hankering for autism took him for a ride on discord one fateful day, bearing logs of his autism and finding, quickly, that he was so utterly retarded and lacking in awareness that he could be baited into literally anything. From this we learned some interesting facts about what autistic shit he roleplays as, as well as that he likes Pedophilia, gimp suits, diapers, shotacon, and a host of other, lesser degenerate fetishes. It wasn't long before the Server owner had a spaz attack and banned him for being a pedophile, where the Autist began claiming he was the only real Hungarian on earth shortly afterwards.

This was itself pretty fucking chuckle worthy, and things seemed to come to an end there. But lo and behold, more autism was yet to be learned. It came to light fairly quickly that this absolute retard had an entire history on /tg/ and in one of their Discuck servers, and that he'd been doing the same stupid shit for months. He had a history of being an extremely upset pedophile, and a plan was hatched to convince him to join a game that was nothing more than a cunning ruse to make him look retarded. Logs of the game can be found here. https://pastebin.com/XD7n2wsx

The bullying resulted in immense tears, as he admitted to crying and losing sleep over the event, and was traumatized in another game he was in. He whined incessantly to the players in that game, who proceeded to bully and mock him when he posted Donut Steel OC Character Art and called himself a Master Editor for taking 4 days to change the color red to blue.

As I'm writing this mess of text up, he's still having an ongoing meltdownPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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199763  No.571720



The truth can be realized, but not delusions my autistic diaperboy.


It's 9 AM where you are right now.

e9b1cd  No.572228

>he starts messaging me on cuckord just to tell me how he is actually a pedophile but totally doesn't want to fuck kids

It never stops getting better wew

e9b1cd  No.572240

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dccf8a  No.572915


You just dscribed pretty much the entire /tg/ userbase. It's autism and sperg central.

I enjoy tabletop gaming but I feel ashamed of the people frequenting the store I go to.

a6d694  No.593977


Every single board at this point is autism central.

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2e9cda  No.558753[Reply]

The famous youtuber Mister Metokur (Twitter: https://twitter.com/MisterAntiBully , Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfYbb7nga6-icsFWWgS-kWw ), has recently being DMCA by a group of "Famous Furry youtubers and characters (Of all genders and types)" for publicly speaking against one of their "friends" due to very solid evidence of him committing acts of zoophilia, necrophilia, road kill fetish against animals.

-Video explaining the subject:

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2okzfx1k0I&t=1s] [Embed]

Summary: The Furry youtuber Kero the wolF (Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmmyGFIyEUHDsVTZwuW1BZA) Fucked death and alive animals, to please his own fetish to the point of even doing so to his dog, a famous furry in the fandom found images and chat logs proving aand backing up this claim , at the same in the logs (Wich contain images, audios and videos) can be found more participants doing this same act, that info dating back to 2017.

Kero response to the matter in twitter was and i quote "I was hacked by Iranian super hackers" thus every done by his was done by them. Curiosly in 2017 telegram was banned due to politcal issues ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegram_in_Iran).

After Mister metokur video on the subject, he got treatened by one of Keros diaper baby furfag, Ashely the wolf who is transgender (Twitter: https://twitter.com/AshleyZoeFox, Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/FoxVideoChannel) to be DMCA for the use of cocks not owned by him, Mister Metokur responded in less tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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d6fd0b  No.559797


There's already proof they've engaged in animal fucking.

712a0e  No.560222


There's a lot of typos in your post OP, you should avoid posting while tired/drunk.

fdf535  No.560689

File: 5e0480d225cb22b⋯.jpeg (362.09 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 5e0480d225cb22b9dbb94f3a8….jpeg)


>that face is POST-feminization surgery

>botched castration surgery

>all this pedo shit

All this new furfag drama is something else, I tell you what.

db9efe  No.560690


Gee hmm it's almost as if they're the fandom equivalent of jews

1ceb47  No.593972

furfags are almost as bad as /pol/fags

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b3ebbb  No.293455[Reply]

Bill Schmalfeldt, deranged cybertroll, is one of the most stupidest LOLCows on the Internet. He is famous for doxing, trolling & harassing critics of convicted serial bomber & court adjudicated pedophile Brett Kimberlin. He has filed over 7 lawsuits which were either withdrawn or dismissed. Anytime Schmalfeldt has sued someone he has earned a restraining order. He currently has 12 in at least a half a dozen states which has resulted in him being a court adjudicated rapist & child troll.

He was also banned from the Daily Kos for writing an article on anal rape.Schmalfeldt fakes Parkinson’s diease & other illnesses to scam a living off the gov’t so he can wrtite liberal satire that advocates his interests in Cub Scouts being anally raped, male & female genitalia, coprophilia & necrophilia etc. fetishes. He is also famous for often having Twitter meltdowns.

Schmalfeldt’s insanity is well documented at Encyclopedia Dramatica https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Bill_Schmalfeldt

As well as:






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a28674  No.452959

Only true oldfags will remember him.

bf8b31  No.455096

/cow/ in real life

02cf34  No.498159


What the fuck

dc196d  No.520771


This lol

ae5226  No.593970


This is some funny stuff

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c67c6e  No.363984[Reply]

Remember her? She's kvetching about the racists doxxxxs now


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713243  No.377976

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>no embed

>no archive

713243  No.377980

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Girls who stick their tongue out in photos are almost always basic bitch sluts or crazy whores. Girls who let priests give the Jesus cracker right into their mouth are also always whores. I guess open mouths and exposed tongues are just indicators of low tier humans

30aa36  No.378201


didn't she dox someone from dankulas server?

50725d  No.521413


everyone does that though

b518de  No.593964

what does this mean though?

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4f07f9  No.374518[Reply]

She is that art theft that stolen the art and she thinks mick is real and she is annoying drama queen

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4ddff0  No.380790


Renounce your heretic Islamic ways, Serfie. Then mayyybe we'll give a shit.

602b6b  No.380853

Not a lolcow. Just some stupid kid trying to get /cow/ to go after someone from deviant art

31aedd  No.380855

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>stupid kid

No no, anon, she is age 26

4df80e  No.414643


>65% face

b6d0f5  No.593953


Says who?

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caf95a  No.371401[Reply]

I think these guys officially qualify as lolcows now. Yes, their videos are fake but they have done enough legitimately dumb shit and so much drama surrounds them that I think they deserve a thread.

Michael Green/Pickle Boy/Kid Behind a Camera

> Was the one who had the original idea to film his bipolar dad having fits to make money

> Dropped out of high school and talks shit about people who go to college

> Has been exploiting his father’s death since December by making clickbait videos

> Has been on a diet since 2012 but has somehow only got fatter

> Started dating his girlfriend when he was 23 and she was 15

> Thinks that he’s a rapper. Releases cringe worthy songs all the time that his followers praise.

> Employees his fatass friend to moderate comments but if he doesn’t they’re universally negative

> Has been confirmed to buy likes for his channel to keep the dislike bar down.

> If someone starts talking shit about him he won’t hesitate to lawyer up and use his money to intimidate them

Charlie Green Jr/Charlie Chill/Charlie Travelz

> Angry Grandpa’s first born son

> He’s constantly fucking up and doing dumb shit so he’s the most entertaining of the lot

> Has currently been traveling across the countries staying with random AGP groupies

> Last year the entire family disowned him and started a targeted smear campaign on him

> Claimed that he hit Michael’s GF

> Claimed that he tried to give his nephews weed and beer

> Claimed that he tried to rape both of his sisters when they were teenagers

> Michael’s friend drove to South Carolina and tried to fight Charlie, cringe ensued.

> Randomly gets drunk an live streams telling people the truth about AGP and the other people.

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caf95a  No.376496

Reddit posting is blatant trolling.

4756db  No.376569

what the fuck is even going on in this thread

8ee118  No.377002

File: 942f9ffa7c5b038⋯.png (168.61 KB, 313x359, 313:359, unknown (1).png)



>mentioning "racist" as a lolcow/negative

>bumping your shit thread on a slow as dirt board when it doesn't get the attention you want

Kill yourself.

434e1b  No.403302

jesus christ, how the fuck do you know so much about them?

b372c3  No.593952

Well this is a lot of info

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