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File: 6fea613d98c3b5a⋯.png (167.03 KB, 1565x169, 1565:169, little bitch.png)

35a112  No.522201[Reply]

Chijo is a homeless Pedo Tranny that dropped out of school at 5th grade. All he does is shits himself and spams /cow/, cuckchan, /cuteboys/, /b/ and discord with his blogposts all day, and if he gets drunk enough, insane lunatic ramblings as well.

Noun is some faggot that saw the crazy and got out of dodge while the tranny stalked it. He's offline now because he doesn't want to catch the AIDS from the tranny

This is the TL;DR, check out these links if you need more lore, or check out the current Aero thread, as he's part of their operation, or just wait for the Fun Chijo Facts

His spergouts




Previous Threads:

Thread 0-The spergout


Thread 1-https://web.archive.org/web/20180809003822/http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/cow/res/494542.html

Thread 2-https://web.archive.org/web/20180708103118/http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/cow/res/496599.html

Thread 3-https://archive.li/hJIY2

Thread 4-Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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1d0f12  No.569825


My Little Bitch Academia

4c58c3  No.570531


These threads should die and that little goblin should already get poz. Dying in the gutter is all he is good for. He wasn't amusing and what ever he's been typing in these threads has been sad to read by default. I wonder if by staying in school would've made him any better.

75fbd2  No.572980


i kinda like him

8f3373  No.647488

chijo join wqJJPqz

4af0da  No.647805


>He and his friends are both junkies

>He's currently homeless, living with his friend

>Doesn't even have a computer, yet spends all day on 8 chan, including damage controlling here, or on his private discord

>May have a thing for kids(Pretty much confirmed now)

>Acts like underage trashy newfag, yet thinks he's a lel ebin oldfag

>He thinks he "Derails" and "B T F Os" /cow/ (Rather than entertaining us)

>He has, and will again, make up more than 1/4th of his this thread, as he literally has no life, and no future

>He admitted he's suicidal, and he admits he cuts himself for attention

>He is straight out of rehab at the moment, and might or might not be under effect of illegal substances right now(observe if his posts are erratic and don't make sense)

>he unironically thinks that he will trigger people with facebook memes and gore

>He admits he's not really gay or trans, does both for attention, just like his cutting

>His mother is mentally ill(Explains a lot)

>His dick is small, shriveled and useless, but that's okay, because he tends to be the bottom

>If you don't think trannies are normal people, then you're an INSANE FUCKING ASSHOLE!

>Natural Born Sociopath that lies, once again, for attention

>Is a BASED Kekistani Tranny 4 Trump

>Has been institutionalized(Anyone surprised?)

>Is proud to be a little parasite on society because "Like, everyone is such a drag, but not me, I'm unique! xD"

>Spreads "Pinkpill" on cuckchan, trying to recruit underage boys and pathetic virgins into their discord and force them to take HRT and dress themselves up in women's clothing

>He lives in a pigsty, probably shits where he sleeps, too

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File: 6bc45c425cde67e⋯.png (414.03 KB, 798x1946, 57:139, molymeme.png)

7cb359  No.448420[Reply]


Is Stefan "stefan molyneux" Molyneux running a cult?

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c85834  No.643360


>Molyneaux doesn't reallly tend to sperg out in a funny way either most of the time

To be fair, he does, it's just contained to his call-ins. But yeah, he's very careful not to interact with the public sphere outside of his safe-space show where everything is on his terms. But not interacting with "the internet" kind of goes against the whole lolcow definition.

aded88  No.643422


e12f41  No.643468


Now I'm curious, can you elaborate?

4d467a  No.645361

>Would you be okay… with someone… shooting me? Would you be okay.. with the state… SHOOTING ME?!

<Never be decent to the enemy at all!

256b0a  No.645708

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

He has some based opinion on religion

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83b42b  No.416324[Reply]

no cocks, just past bump limit

>>913 Beal Pkwy NW

>>Suite A-1017

>>Fort Walton Beach, FL 32547

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4a2d93  No.608345

File: 6cca7604b406e38⋯.png (496.69 KB, 469x546, 67:78, wooootage.png)


Enlightened post, anon. His inability to relax with people and accept himself (including his past actions and shitty state of mind) coupled with friend-simulator which coincidentally is his livelihood is just not going to work. He's the type of guy that is simply unable to cooperate with a group of people and his life becomes a constant struggle of self-reasurance to deal with his juvenile resentment and self-hatred.

959063  No.608630


It's going to come crashing down at some point but it's a slow burn until then

f74554  No.644078


If I were to, I'd keep myself anon as possible and probably post from a non-admin account. Faggots love to dick suck admins and it turns the admin into a dipshit like Joshua.

I really should have checked in during the elections to see his screeching.

c60377  No.644498


Real question is this: Does being a hot pocket turn someone into a dick or do dicks just want the rush of fake power a hot pocket seems to have?

abb67e  No.645315


I honestly think it can be both. Ideally, an admin just makes sure illegal shit doesn't get posted since it's his ass if it does.

File: 41328361cbb4052⋯.jpg (142.73 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, eternal leftypol.jpg)

ef9b27  No.494924[Reply]

who is this? I see him posted everywhere on 8chan as the perfect encapsulation of /leftypol/, and it's kinda true lmao

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060112  No.628791


That doesn’t look like a vagina as there’s no outer labia it looks like a wound but I guess it is

060112  No.628794


We don’t want trannies at our shelters

ed51d9  No.634355


>ow the fuck can this homeless nigger afford cock inversion surgery

Your tax dollars at work

And people used to bitch about the space program being a money sink

9d4fb8  No.643413

File: c83f54a00cddb09⋯.jpg (79.88 KB, 766x960, 383:480, 1469937099533.jpg)


I'm fucking tired of seeing the socialist flower everywhere

9074f5  No.643736


Money well spent

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a14edf  No.552053[Reply]

Apparently 4chan trolled famed Creepy Porn Lawyer Micheal Avenatti and now he is threatening to shut down 4chan. This looks like a great opportunity for some laughs.

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7b1c8e  No.562486


It's funny because pornstarbrand isn't a real company and it's just some retarded shit Eddie made up.

7b1c8e  No.562559


Why does that fag have a haircut like Dylan Roof?

c311ad  No.562938


7b1c8e  No.564982


This isn't an attack you retard its you spamming your gay porn folder in an autistic attempt to prove you aren't a faggot.

95f926  No.643542


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d9bdfd  No.435666[Reply]

I doon't understand how there hasn't been a thread for this absolute powerhouse of a retard, let me give you the rundown of what i know so far, though i'm sure i've only scratched the surface

>has some kind of clear severe autism/retardation

>has an obsession over the youtuber pyrocynical, to the point he makes a website dedicated to it

>tends to get furious at his fans for stuff that never happened

>makes absolutely phenomenal song parodies (see embed related being posted)

>made a snapchat, i added him on it, he sends a picture like related every night (he has the mask because he's too fat to breathe when he sleeps)

and for the top of the line

>he admitted to fucking dogs in his snapchat group but claims it was "in the pass" so it's ok, he still watches doggy porn however (see pics related)

with a direct line to communicate with him and send him pictures we could really get some dirt or fuck with him, i for one am incredibly excited to have such an opportunity

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ab20e0  No.436869

File: f18a15e6aed38e8⋯.png (33.49 KB, 768x240, 16:5, Your Tax Dollars At Work.png)


Yep, judging by the title of this video he does have a persecution complex. Then again, not surprising since the guy has to weigh around a quarter-ton and talks like Elmer Fudd.

fc9937  No.436870


G0d 6l355 th3 m0nth1y tug60at

c0bcf7  No.479582

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dd9ea6  No.643068


eb34b5  No.643083

You just struck a goldmine

File: 16a4a5df5c3aa75⋯.jpg (1.99 MB, 2400x7000, 12:35, Welcome to r9cute.jpg)

b6880b  No.600601[Reply]

This is /r9cute/

They are a tranny psyop group on discord recruiting underage kids to convert them to the "pink pill" ideology. They function like a cult, in order to join you must either cut the name of one of their members into your forearm or start Hormone replacement therapy (HRT).

This is what we currently know about them

>They use /r9k/ and /soc/ as their main platform to recruit

>The current admins/leaders are named Cass and Kyouko

>A big part of the server might be underage

>They trade hard cp in the nsfw channel

>They promote cutting and suicide

>They dox those that tries to leave the cult or disagree with them

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a2b419  No.646173

File: b4529f71f567021⋯.jpg (6.36 MB, 2976x3968, 3:4, JPEG_20181120_145531.jpg)

36d2f6  No.646522


Kind of creepy to bring that up but I am interested

22c631  No.653710

Holy shit what the fuck.

So, basically there are two discord channels where groups of transwomen organzie to

1. prey on children to rape them

2. prey on children to convice them they are trans

3. drug family members without consent

4. convince other people that they are trans through cult-like-tactics

5. convince other people to cut themselves

6. sell each other drugs

Am I missing something or is there some special reason these people are not being raided by the FBI?

1aeefa  No.655823


Report them yourself if you care.

b24e25  No.679800


just your average trannygger


you'll never pass

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73ca33  No.397385[Reply]

Look what I found something!


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378f9a  No.637879


ae71bd  No.637997


How you fuck up a smart mirror like that?

20ffac  No.638032


>smart mirror

A what now?

b21521  No.638292


It's a mirror that can do math, obviously. Are you fucking stupid or what?

5a8fc5  No.639865


>I enjoyed it. I hope she does well with her channel.

That was a girl?

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e772c0  No.298201[Reply]

>Started a fork of Bitcoin and called it Bitcoin Cash

>Insists that his version of Bitcoin is the 'real' Bitcoin

>Calls normal Bitcoin 'Bitcoin Core'

>Bought Bitcoin.com to trick people into thinking his altcoin was actual Bitcoin

>Admits planning to promote it as Bitcoin

>Gets autistically triggered any time someone refers to his coin by the popular name Bcash

>Takes it as a personal insult, demanding control over what people call it even though he's a libertarian

>Many wallets and exchanges call it Bcash anyway

>Ragequit an interview after the interviewer called Bcash, talked about being a millionaire and asked how much money the interviewer made and then gave him the finger

>Hardcore anarcho-capitalist ideologue

If you check out the pro-BCash subreddits/r/BitcoinCash/ and /r/btc/ they get incredibly triggered and emotional about this. One guy even started his own fork of Bitcoin that he called BCash so that people would HAVE to stop calling BitcoinCash BCash since BCash was the name of his new altcoin.

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2d7f25  No.397580

File: 1420fd5a5e545a2⋯.jpg (187.39 KB, 620x412, 155:103, moon_man_feat1.jpg)


McDeath Squads you say?

WTF, I love anarcho-capitalism now!

0c446b  No.397620


it's one of the tripfag names that created OG bitcoin back in the day. And some retards did not know what tripfagging was back in the day so they thought it was an old Japanese man that created bitcoin then they realized it was some dudes from Holland or something. And the redditors could never figure out who created bitcoin since it's like old computer tech not new, so they have just run with the tripfag name.

666ef6  No.415531

this is the kind of shit that makes me giggle

d30c07  No.637161


72149a  No.638308


This is the face of a man who had to sell his ass in prison.

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8598af  No.141710[Reply]

Why has nobody tried to milk people who still call themselves "anonymous legion"?

Seriously, there is a cringy goldmine here

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63021e  No.637533

File: 8d4eb21359259c8⋯.jpg (31.65 KB, 436x336, 109:84, 8d4eb21359259c8e90eb4d22ff….jpg)

Because we dont honestly care. If anything its a good thing. I was fucking one of the faggots telling those retards in the scientology threads that going out and being public with scientology was a retarded thing to do. This is what spawned. /b/ was a shitty place but at least it was better than every other site on the internet back then. If anything I guess it helped kinda weed out the poser fags that decided that going out and larping was the best thing to do. They didnt do anything. All they did was stand the fuck around and let themselves be recorded. They did absolutely nothing except get on the news.

Its safe to say that anyone who actually subscribes to any group or website outside of an actual chan board is a massive cunt and should be dealt with. If you post "we are legion" shit outside of any actual board, you are fair game. We actually should fuck with them. The best they fucking have is some retarded "lizard squad" and other how to's on being annoying with low orbits.

63021e  No.637549

File: 785a9382b82a5a7⋯.png (356.28 KB, 800x949, 800:949, 785a9382b82a5a7d0600adb2ae….png)


Also If I might add as an oldfag, we encouraged people to starve in the streets if they are too stupid to get jobs, ecouraged everyone to have at least several weapons because fuck the government when it comes to trust and when it comes to all their other bullshit I never fucking even heard of half that. Its like they wrote half of that after listening to starship troopers in the background and still somehow managed to fuck it up.

>genetic information scanned

Whats the fucking point of being anon when you are BEING FUCKING IDENTIFIED?!

>Putting anon on a ballot for government

Wait what the fuck?

>Only one law enforcement agency

We would rather it still stay the same but work for the interest of the people instead of allowing it to be used for political power plays.

>nullifying debt

Thanks for the depression, asshat.


Easily modifiable on the controller's end and nothing really backing it up except for pure imagination. So the perfect coin of the jew.

All in all, this guy is fucking retarded and should get shot in the mouth.

14cf9a  No.637609


Why would DoSing yourself be that bad? Wouldn't it be somewhat self-limiting?

>DoS coming from your own connection

>connection interrupted by DoS

>no longer getting DoS'd

Are these people just retarded?

7eefd9  No.637611


The router isn't the one sending packets, anon.

c3ed40  No.637640


If they were using LOIC at the time however…

File: 1454617537043.jpg (70.91 KB, 475x341, 475:341, Real_Dave_Kelly_in_Diaper.jpg)

e84e9b  No.199342[Reply]

I know you fags remember this ugly asshole, he comes up every once in a while for pulling edgy antics like dressing up as a girl and openly alienating his very few personal friends by being a dickwad.

Some guy posted his latest debacle on 4/x/ where his schizophrenic fiance (how'd he even get one kek) started texting Lowtax and his wife about them being satanists or something. Even recorded an argument between the two


https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3 (Argument between Shmorky and his schizo gf)


(Fag who posted this on /x/ for some fucking reason)

SA (eww) thread on it:


Encyclopedia Dramatica article on him:


This guy's been up to nothing but kekworthy shit since 2000, don't know if it will but this latest event might turn into more hilarity. Perhaps we can julay it somehow?

Find out next time on the

Adventures into the land of Goonsquad: Behind the Diaper

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cbf58e  No.412221

Letting a pedophile groom your kids isn't normal, but when you're a goon it is. Being a goon: not even once

1a2c19  No.414676


now this is a real lolcow

2ba186  No.422711


interesting, it's definitely his style and that does look like a tumblr he would make between the name and aesthetic and such.

980020  No.631886


Here because I just watched the Britanni video

418031  No.637602


So he's trying to get that 23 tranny?

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8efa23  No.211140[Reply]

Apparently Life in a tent just lost a 20 million dollar lawsuit against some other douchebag youtube person.

What is this guys deal? He keeps popping up.


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01622f  No.500616

I'm surprised he's still scamming and throwing temper tantrums as both Brian Martin and Kevin Martin after all these years. For how long….6, 7 years? I found out he's currently throwing hissy fits at Wikia users for making FuturisticHub articles about him. And he's still pretending he's a weather reporter on Facebook while getting more asspats than Andrew Dobson. Any troll posts and he'll ban you and throw a temper tantrum at you. Links below to check them out.








b87e74  No.500630


How shouldn't he be busy paying off that 2 million he owes? Also is he on Pubetube?

01622f  No.505169

35af99  No.635136

For 2 years I've been retarded, and thought Keemstar was a pedophile. Only just now I found out they might have been full of shit. However, did LifeInATent ever been caught in the lies regarding Keem?

01622f  No.637079


Exposed, but not caught yet. Probably because he scares people to death with death threats, dox threats, hack threats, and fake lawsuit threats.

The same LifeInATent / FuturisticHub that scared and blackmail MrRepzion that if he doesn't "leave him alone" he'll publically post pictures of his 1-year-old nephew's house and address, and tell strangers to go rape his nephew.

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22bf67  No.395072[Reply]


Crazy Iranian vegan who epicly failed at shooting up Jewtube HQ. She seems like a truly exceptional individual. Follower of Baha'i religion:

>teaches unity and equality of all

>governing body located in Israel

>rejects nationalism and racism

>literally seeks a "new world order"

>pushes for a worldwide auxiliarly language such as (((Esperanto)))




Nasim Aghdam vid backups: https://www.dropbox.com/s/7or65irvyj3cpv8/dm_backup.7z?dl=0

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b4e67a  No.400140


iranians aren't rabs, it's a different race

65722d  No.400623


How does one access things like this? Sorry, not very computer-literate.

e53817  No.400722


A lot of it is guessing, but search engines are useful for finding. Just look up "bing search operators" or "google search operators" and you will see how it works.

466a7f  No.631882


She's cute!

8ebac7  No.636481


Those tits are fake tho, and not a boobjob but literally some plastic fake boobs she wore under her clothes

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0a4b39  No.126806[Reply]

So /cow/ what does he do these days. Does he still rant about veganism and religion and stuff?

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56e7bb  No.304631


> Onision is actually fucking dangerous?

There was this one user named Someguy428 or something who would always focus on his more crazier antics. There have been moments where he would practically kidnap 16 year old fans from their family and get married in Mexico.

He reminds me of a cross between Ted Bundy and Chris Chan. He has Ted Bundy's looks, charisma and devious intent, but Chris Chan's narcissism and outright stupidity. Basically a sociopath, but he is just sticking on youtube. He hasn't grown past 13 mentally.

As for military experience. I don't know what to make of that. He is the last person I'd see in a uniform, but according to some of his book, he didn't seem to take it too seriously. I think he quit because he didn't want to kill a bunny or some shit.

Oh yeah, he also had a cult. Theres a website and everything.

151625  No.432033

bump for future

151625  No.432034


I meant to put use at the end but I'm with the autism.

36d96d  No.633183


I'd still fuck him

2ad69e  No.633999


That's the thing about psychopaths and sociopaths they don't tell you on TV. They're usually not very smart.

Having a complete inability to empathize with or form connections with other people is actually extremely damaging to basic functioning, both in social situations and on a personal level. They're not even good at lying, because when you're a narcissist you can't read a room and you think everything you're saying is landing.

Smart psychopaths can be very dangerous, but their intelligence is in spite of their defunct brain disorder, not because of it.

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cb1e4c  No.525797[Reply]

Apparently these freaks are behind waves of spam at halfchan, think there's any gems waiting in there?

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766e64  No.628556

File: 5675293e45e2cd8⋯.jpg (122.55 KB, 599x914, 599:914, GAMERS RISE UP.jpg)

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ad7f92  No.628631

File: ae21a35ffb29d7a⋯.jpg (98.9 KB, 816x960, 17:20, 1541709802828.jpg)

it's just a funny meme

7f6a55  No.632972


I think they assblasted because the altright took this meme and ran with it, they didnt expect that they believe vidya is cancer and hate gamers too since for these loony troons gaymergays=hitler



Imagine you're a troon: you can no longer go outside without people being outright repulsed at how you look. At the same time you have to still virtue signal 24/7 else your "friends" (which are the only people who even talks to you after you alienated everyone else including your parents) will cut you off.

So you spend all your time online talking shit and trying to show other lefties how you're a valuable ally by lametrolling gamers with stale memes and language that wont be offensive (or funny) to anyone, which is why they fail so much.


Ironically the exact opposite of what they wanted which was to piss off gamers and incels

81613e  No.633374



>like a boss

What I hate the most about these faggots is how they keep using memes from 10 years ago or more. Is like they are the average dad but without any kids or a wife/career/life

45c6c3  No.633446


epic burn, you sure trolled them xD

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