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8f6540  No.390723[Reply]

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∘9

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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220df2  No.625963

so what's carl's middle name?

Carl C. Benjamin

C. - what's this?




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e6c617  No.125[Reply]

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9a241e  No.625961

>>625690

what OS and browser do you use?




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b545be  No.488058[Reply]

BIG GABEN IS WATCHING YOU

BIG GABEN IS WATCHING YOU

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2dd812  No.624478

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>>622383

He's mental and a fucking retard. Archived this tweet of his before it got deleted after I reported him :^), I posted in the cyclical yesterday but I'll post it here for a more permanent place in case someone makes a thread on him.

http://archive.is/hhoYS




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26f16a  No.251757[Reply]

UPDATED

Another new year and internet autism is as strong and growing as ever. Post suggestions for who's going to die this year and they'll get added to a strawpoll on Friday.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A Davis

Nux3D

F

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e1b7d3  No.613389

>>279802

My bets on that Kero furry Jim did a video on




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335ce3  No.342479[Reply]

Can we have a thread about this man?

I've heard anons say that he is an MKultra victim, or something similar. That his use of the word nigger looks planted, and that his schizophrenia was caused.

F IN RIP

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660669  No.625473

>>624372

Stop gangstalking me.

if you think im serious you're the one who should be on meds tbh laddo




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1b6d63  No.623511[Reply]

Similar to thread >>290283, this one is more about the video game industry, developers, and gaming communities having their cow moments. Like the last few years, it hasn't been a great year for gaming:

Game Developers:

>Blizzard announced a mobile Diablo game instead of Diablo 4

<And they hired a fucking Chinese company known to rip them off, and throw in shit loads of microtransactions in their mobile games

>Everyone at Blizzcon was pissed, and people who played it said it's a soulless piece of trash

>Wyatt Chen, the guy who ruined Diablo 3 when he was in charge, attacked everyone who boo'd him at Blizzcon

>Blizzard hired Sjw writers and Sjw journalists to attack anyone who criticized their Diablo panel, saying the ones who didn't kiss Blizzard's ass are evil, toxic misogynists

>Everyone is seeing how the company is so out of fucking touch with its fans thanks to the Sjws and the like

>Because Destiny 2 is still tanking despite Forsaken "fixed" the game, Activision-Blizzard said they'll fix the game…by adding more microtransactions to the game.

Moba shit:

>Riot decides to have a panel about MUH DIVERSITY at Pax

<They hypocritically excluded white men at the panel and their event

>Everyone called them out, and it lead to a few Riot employees getting fired

>Riots gets slammed with racism and sexual harassment claims

>Lol is losing players because of Riot's Sjw shit, horrible character updates, and Tencent making everyone miserable.

>Riot went on full damage control in the last few months

>Dota is still losing players thanks to 7.00 and beyond

>Well known team Na'vi didn't even make it to TI, the biggest Dota tourney, and as a result, they kick out Dendi, one of the mosPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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0591ee  No.625948

>>625945

To be fair, a lot of that was also upright moralist democrats moralfagging about it "corrupting the youth".


18e318  No.625950

>>625948

Nintendo did it purely out of the need to keep competition down like they tried to do with everyone that tried like Soyny.


0591ee  No.625953

>>625950

Didn't they also try to fuck Sony over with the original Playstation? That was going to be a Nintendo console, then they backed out at the last minute.


18e318  No.625956

>>625953

Yes

They did the same with Panasonic

Difference is Soyny bit their ass hard and is now their biggest competitor.


efe22d  No.625958

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>>625948

>uptight moralist democrats moralfagging

Amazing how things can change in just 30 years. Naturally I'm sure that was just posturing to secure christian votes.




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29e9d0  No.611005[Reply]

Delicious julay waiting to be ejected.

If you remind him of his dead mom, he will ban you, if you post his nudes, he will also ban you.

If you call him a nintendo incel paypig, he will permaban you.

It's fucking amazing that someone with so much potential is left unjulayed.

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7a374f  No.625765

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>>616883

How can this be confirmed to be his home? Spokeo has a list of the current residents, I don't know how accurate that is but none of them are Mark, most of them are Arabic sounding names even.

That would contradict this information given by him >>623303 where he claims to live in some sort of kosher house for retards.

Either way, this house seems pretty expensive.


7a374f  No.625781

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


7a374f  No.625782

>>625781

Notice how he also anchored the thread, he did so after someone made a joke about his (Mark's) mom dying.


8d26a5  No.625786

>>625728

It does feel like an Adam Sandler movie.

Must be a jewish thing


a71f96  No.625916

I'm coming for /v/, Mark.




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b6880b  No.600601[Reply]

This is /r9cute/

They are a tranny psyop group on discord recruiting underage kids to convert them to the "pink pill" ideology. They function like a cult, in order to join you must either cut the name of one of their members into your forearm or start Hormone replacement therapy (HRT).

This is what we currently know about them

>They use /r9k/ and /soc/ as their main platform to recruit

>The current admins/leaders are named Cass and Kyouko

>A big part of the server might be underage

>They trade hard cp in the nsfw channel

>They promote cutting and suicide

>They dox those that tries to leave the cult or disagree with them

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db2147  No.625700

>>625674

Type like a human next time


71c7de  No.625713

>>625700

ffffffffffffffff bigot shitlord, I self identify as glory and righteousness. You literally are an oppressive fascist.


20f36f  No.625775

>>625586

anyone here in the server want to make an invite link for us?


fb1a70  No.625777

>>625700

I'm glad you of all posters here have the temerity to demand someone act human, lmao. Look at your friends and ask yourself if they're really acting human themselves lol


8b8daa  No.625907

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>>625660

>p-please stop believing what we say

>e-everything thing is an erp I'm telling you

Request denied.We will keep julaying those utters until they are bone dry and there's nothing you can do about it




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34e531  No.625592[Reply]

Last thread is auto-saging

Currently the merge is supposed to happen, hope you guys are ready.

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de343e  No.625809

>>625796

So the worst aspects of 10bux and speddit. Who could've seen this turn into a shitshow?

>>625805

More and more I'm convinced that the "don't fuck with Chris" rule is more gatekeeping and less actually trying to make Chris's last moments in a proper house comfortable. Same goes with the whole "Don't Fuck with lolcows" rule. I mean you do that and yet you plaster not only their dox but the dox of anyone connected to them. Reminds me of head shops putting up signs not to refer to bongs as bongs but "water pipes". Pure CYA.


b5a4c3  No.625827

>>625809

>More and more I'm convinced that the "don't fuck with Chris" rule is more gatekeeping and less actually trying to make Chris's last moments in a proper house comfortable

Yeah I can see that, they're the puppetmasters and no one else is allowed to control Chris in a way they disagree with.

>Same goes with the whole "Don't Fuck with lolcows" rule. I mean you do that and yet you plaster not only their dox but the dox of anyone connected to them.

"You just don't get it, silly anon. We're merely documenting their behaviour."

Yeah fuck that, you could think that it's an empty rule that isn't enforced just so that Josh can easier save face and pretend he's unaware of what goes on at the forums in case someone makes credible threats of involving the law. But that doesn't seem to be the case since the rule is actually selectively enforced (from what I've heard, have at most only glanced at the site)


5e41d3  No.625832

>less than fifteen minutes

Hype


de343e  No.625870

>>625827

Someone makes an ass of themselves? Doxing is just the wages paid out to them for their stupidity. Doxing their aunt or grandpa? Only purpose I can see for that is to harass them.


b5a4c3  No.625893

>>625870

Depends on why you're doing it in the first place, if you do it for the purpose of 'social justice' (for lack of a better word) to people that you deem to 'deserve it' then sure.

But if you do it because it's funny to see retarded people sperg out and spiral out of control even further you could argue that doxing family members is just part of that. Do those family members 'deserve it'? Maybe not. Will it escalate the situation and make it more of an entertaining shitshow to watch? Probably.




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99d365  No.559855[Reply]

Apart from stuff like POLGB which is fairly well known (which has a Peod mod btw) You have stuff like the HRT positive Threads ,People posting about their castration fetishes , CP , /POL/ using Cross dressers ( https://aubreythekitty.tumblr.com/) who cosplay with AR15s , otherkins , people say they will inject coca cola into their blood stream for youtube subs and so much more !

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f5842c  No.594527

>>572239

<last pic

<letting a literal crossdresser post here

Who is that exactly?


b683ec  No.594550

>>559855

>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqxYSRoEBe9pbVA--QVyAmw

found this, self mutilates and has a giant string of connections to other trannies and furries including that one that ruined r9k. Deleted most of the videos sperging out about discord drama involving being confronted about posting pictures of underage boys. WORTH MONITORING


b34514  No.597750

>>572334

There's at least one tranny there also into pedophilia


b5563a  No.625836

I used to own one of these discord servers for homosexuals and let me tell you I fucking regret it. Let me tell you my tale.

So around late-2015 I discovered that I like dick. I'm glad I did because it led to me finding an amazing partner, but that's besides the point. I was horny as hell and I just wanted to share nasty pictures and possibly fuck someone. I had lost my fucking virginity to craigslist god i wish i didn't I was that desperate.

Getting back to the story, I browsed >>>/cuteboys/ a lot before the /r9cute/ incident so it was still a decent board. I loved it, but I wanted a more centralized way to talk with homos and get some fuk. I didn't want to join some shady forum, and reddit didn't have my specific desires on a subreddit; either finding what I liked on a dead sub or the simple fact that 90% of homos are fucking disgusting in general, which translated to reddit. I thought I couldn't find what I wanted and I would have to settle for the gay scene in SoCal. Enter Discord…

I thought I had found the best platform for what I wanted. I started looking at other servers out there but I ran into the same problems. So I decided to bite the bullet and make my own server. There might have been other servers made at that point, but from my perspective, I was the first.

And thus started my descent into hell.

I had to deal with tranny posters. I cucked to them and just gave them seperate roles. I watched as the server I had made to get nudes from MEN turned into a trannie/"uwu soft squishy femboy" hellhole. I left and basically never saw them again though that's a whole other story.

So thanks to these discord servers, I hate homosexuals now. And I'm even one of them.


b5563a  No.625848

>>625836

oh fuck i only briefly mentioned the attention whores that piled up.

Basically, I was apparently the only male capable of wearing cute socks and not seeking attention. I mean I posted nudes, but these fuckers were on a whole other level. I had to make a containment chatroom so they could vent their "problems" without getting in the way of the other rooms. And oh god the fucking furry drama. I had to deal with autists that either spammed the porn rooms with furry porn or spammed said rooms with how much they hated it. I swear every fucking chatroom I added after a certain point was a containment room.




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2aa6ea  No.536676[Reply]

>Jew

>Married to a jew from Israel

>All Catholics are evil goym

>The police is an army of evil trained to kill

>John McCain was a good boy cuz he defended Obunga

>What's this? Youtube comments that disagree with me? Better delete them!

>First video in three months is an ad for his game

>You don't like my podcast? Fuck you goym, you are just a troll

>literally Reddit

H3H3 and Ethan thread

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754354  No.604759

>>604732

Make a new video you dumb kike


d20644  No.605084

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>>604732

The great


a7c87d  No.605602

>>604732

>>604512

He has a stupid script. He kept asking Bill Burr if he ever go nervous before going on stage. Bill Burr kept saying no, and Ethan kept pushing it.


28589c  No.625526

>>595268

Normally I'd say go back to reddit. But I think instagram is more your thing.


f24d14  No.625812

>>550948

Why do people like Shadman?

The guy isn't a good artist and he's a borderline pedo.

>b-but 2D!!

He's drawn porn of real kids and child actors, I don't know what kind of mental gymnastics you'd need to pull to act like that's not pedo.




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a9e520  No.605459[Reply]

>>586651

Aero's still living with his mom so if you hate him or just want lulz now's your chance to order him pizzas, prostitutes, qurans, etc. (386 Misty Dawn Rd; Maineville, OH 45039; USA)

He hasn't been too active on social media lately so cocks are scarce. If you're in any of the tranny cliques he's in by all means post screencaps to keep people who care updated.

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188880  No.625675

>>625651

I cant wait that long, aren't you only like 19?


40a152  No.625681

>>625675

I'm twenty one.


188880  No.625687

>>625681

ok I was close enough. Still too long of a wait. I'll save you a shit ton of trouble and say that your 30 year old self will be disappointed if you keep your pitiful lifestyle on. Just do it now so it'll be over.


40a152  No.625746

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>>625687

Pfffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt I'm young this is the only time I have a chance to be happy ever I'm not killing myself yet. Besides I'm still holding out that noun will talk to me again


188880  No.625771

>>625746

Being young is the only time you can have fun? Oh wow




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a57495  No.304360[Reply]

Micheal J Hirtes is a known A-log of Christian Weston Chandler and pours seething rage all over nearly every day. Not getting a reaction but a block, Hirtes made an alt to scream 1k tweets at Chris, blocked again. Getting doxed on foxdickfarms, he fled here to start an army and failed. Hirtes also has a trail in the furry community and lulz.net.

Known Google: https://archive.is/BQ2Gk

DeviantART: http://archive.is/OBK4Q

Other info databases:

http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/michael-hirtes-mhirtes-dildo_on_forehead-therealcwc93-fuck-off-chris.1542/

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-aristocrat-polterbob-slep-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/

Twitter trail:

Rektbylife {Dathingsiveseen} (http://archive.fo/F8oJB) Created: Somewhere before 9/16/2016

Aspergercorn {DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD} (http://archive.is/0yUjv) Created: 8/30/2017

CWC_IS_A_PEDO {Left_Side_Hater} (http://archive.is/n42Mz) Created: 6/12/2017

FUKK_U_CHRIS {CWC_IS_MALE} (http://archive.is/sLHaI) Created: 6/13/2017

EAT_SHITT_CHRIS {GIGANTIC STRAW} (https://archive.is/wcTIw) Created: 6/13/2017

CWC_IS_MALE {CHRIS_IS_A_FAT_MALE} (Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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2a90b6  No.527711

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It's goddamn hilarious when Hirtes waltzes in this thread and gloats about how totally not butthurt he is and then turns around and snitches to customer service for Amazon after already crying to DA and yahoo about his other accounts.


b71fb4  No.527956

>>527711

should have taken initiative and ordered him some foxdicks and horse dildos


c345a3  No.533951

is it pronounced "hurts", "hir-tes", "here-ts" or how?


0c075a  No.625533

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7b5e65  No.625757

>>625533

Christ, the fag is still active. Is the guy who hacked his email still here? Cuz I'm still waiting for the juicier stuff.

>inb4 hirtes socks and calls me null




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79ce13  No.559999[Reply]

Previous thread >>511377

Quick summary on what makes Bob a /cow/.

Bob is a neckbeard that sees himself as part of the liberal elite when in reality he's a useful idiot.

He thinks anyone who doesn't share his views are morons that shouldn't be allowed to vote.

He considers the working class stupid and unnecessary in current year.

He thinks being right wring is the same thing as being evil.

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79ce13  No.625254

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How far left is Bob?


a65f3e  No.625440

>>625254

>political stagecraft

lol he's got his own term for 4D chess.


2eabb3  No.625521

>>623448

>>625440

>lol he's got his own term for 4D chess.

Movie bob probably thinks the blue check mark on twitter means he a Real celebrity.


b58e83  No.625692

>>625254

Bob isn't actually very far left at all. He's a mainstream corporate-cocksucker democrat who tows the party line exactly when he's expected to.


7b8146  No.625738

>>625692

So he's the equivalent of a 2004-era Bushite who had a "Support our Troops" sticker on their car and said that Iraq needed "democracy"?

As in, no actual fucking difference at all.




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0dc7f6  No.613531[Reply]

WELCOME TO THREAD 46 - "Rejected For No Reason Edition!"

Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore.

He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.

==/cow/Catch-up== (What you missed in the last thread)

>He got back from his Turkish vacation where he shared a bedroom with his parents and made numerous creep-shots of other guests.

>He claimed a photo that showed his ex girlfriend's shoulder as a child was "child porn" and actually contacted Discord's trust and safety council to report it.

>Showed his plushie collection on stream (Two alpacas, Mickey Mouse, and a cat that sings Christmas songs)

>Made three new youtube accounts.

>Played Roblox

>Brittany Venti laughed at him and asked her viewers if they would respect someone who jerks off with their mom's hair tie wrapped around their nuts.

>Watched Chaturbate with his stream and rebroadcast a man drilling a dildo up his ass.

>Got permanently banned 6 times from StreamLabs

>Announced he was rebrandingPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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c15693  No.624890

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Is everyone at HouseBong this confused about their sexual identity?

Deplorable, just come out of the closet already.


6c1c38  No.624947

Do Bryan/QoP still obessed with Eggbong? Why both can't live together and get aids together like all gay couples?


28dd70  No.624967

>>624947

KoP is trying to cheat on his one true love Jim with manlet tears?


51a541  No.625423

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81bfdc  No.625622

>>625423

I like how Jammku even looks retarded.




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