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File: 33589bf6552c2a6⋯.png (607.69 KB, 994x636, 497:318, hirtes.png)

a57495  No.304360

Micheal J Hirtes is a known A-log of Christian Weston Chandler and pours seething rage all over nearly every day. Not getting a reaction but a block, Hirtes made an alt to scream 1k tweets at Chris, blocked again. Getting doxed on foxdickfarms, he fled here to start an army and failed. Hirtes also has a trail in the furry community and lulz.net.

Known Google: https://archive.is/BQ2Gk

DeviantART: http://archive.is/OBK4Q

Other info databases:


https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-aristocrat-polterbob-slep-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/

Twitter trail:

Rektbylife {Dathingsiveseen} (http://archive.fo/F8oJB) Created: Somewhere before 9/16/2016

Aspergercorn {DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD} (http://archive.is/0yUjv) Created: 8/30/2017

CWC_IS_A_PEDO {Left_Side_Hater} (http://archive.is/n42Mz) Created: 6/12/2017

FUKK_U_CHRIS {CWC_IS_MALE} (http://archive.is/sLHaI) Created: 6/13/2017

EAT_SHITT_CHRIS {GIGANTIC STRAW} (https://archive.is/wcTIw) Created: 6/13/2017

CWC_IS_MALE {CHRIS_IS_A_FAT_MALE} (https://archive.li/jsN5B) Created: 6/24/2017

STINKO_MANBABY {CHRIS_CANT_STOP_ME} (http://archive.is/R2SJd) Created: 6/27/2017

Michael J. Hirtes

505 S 6th St Apt 608

Council Bluffs IA 51501-6438

3bf567  No.304392

This asshat can now be found either still trolling Chris, or sperging in the Null thread on /cow/, accusing everyone of being Null or Sneasel.

He's sure to come in here and sperg, once he realizes there's a thread on him.

0db6d4  No.304406

>whaaaaa stop being mean to cwc only we can do that

c1de37  No.304422


You seem mad at a furry and a neck beard. You should probably kys

f87661  No.304432

Imagine your life being so shitty that you have to actually spend this much energy making fun of a furry faggot who in turn has to make fun of the king of the autists to distract himself from his own shit life.

c1de37  No.304435


I don’t see much energy expended tho

99e630  No.304447


did you shit your pants while you typed this

20e895  No.304448

low effort

a015bc  No.304459


Old/Incorrect/Obsolete info there, fuckface. Bet it made you feel like some sort of Internet Batman when you found it though, huh?

Take it back to the farms, faggot.


a015bc  No.304461


When Barb finally croaks, let's see if any of these foxdicks want to take Chris into their own homes.

They sit there and watch him eat them out of house & home, stink up the place, invite in all sorts of fat weirdo dykes for orgies, and feel extra-blessed cuz they get to have CWC all to themself.

Hell, Chris might even burn their house down to the ground. That would be the foxdick's Jackpot CWC fantasy.

bd9aab  No.304463



Neck yourself you furfag Boomer

3bf567  No.304464


Fuck off Hirtes.

a015bc  No.304465



Fucks Given: 0%

fb8636  No.304472

I unironically hope that Hirtes digs up the bones of Patti Chandler, not because Chris deserves it or anything but because the faggots over at the farms would lose their goddamn minds.

a57495  No.304525

File: cd3ef8c6e205905⋯.png (47.94 KB, 557x250, 557:250, index.png)


cdad37  No.304532


How old is this screen?

e17193  No.304575


Too old. Account's been deleted.

a57495  No.304577

File: 9650d9ce0045f41⋯.png (87.12 KB, 638x658, 319:329, indexx 2.png)

These were months ago, he also changed it to Killallthethings before deleting his youtube but kept an archive full of caps of it.

4acbf5  No.304593


>Be a Pathetic Furfag Boomer NEET

>Stock Chris through not just seven proxies but 1,000+ accounts

>People realize it’s you

>Revel in attention

>Bitch about people stocking you

Fucking hell, this yifftard needs to crawl in an oven.


10b84e  No.304609

>Guy responding to his own thread

We got a live one, folks!

e17193  No.304620


I'm sure you wish, but no.

All I've been seeing is "He did a thing" someone said from years ago, and then it gets reposted elsewhere over and over by others and somehow by logic that one thing is seen as "he did a thing AGAIN" like it was done yesterday. And a lot of doxing is ancient history or just plain inaccurate (such as that fursuiter article. Sorry, that's not me).

But I'm telling you guys ahead of time that if you want to troll me, you're going to get very bored. I'm not prone to shitting my pants, or humping a blowup doll, or getting arrested for using pepperspray. I don't claim to have any psychic powers. I do not think I can open portals to other dimensions. Not much lulz to be had here.

As flaws go, mine are pretty fucking common.

But I doubt this will stop you from being Null's Private Army.

e17193  No.304621

File: 0120dbed03adc03⋯.jpg (109.67 KB, 607x401, 607:401, Stock-Clerk.jpg)



5e19bc  No.304630

File: c8abb073dc507ec⋯.png (1002.24 KB, 976x1114, 488:557, hartis.png)

Cap from the Chris gamestop incident, Michael's fursona is the fox.

e65f0e  No.304632


>But I doubt this will stop you from being Null's Private Army

Lines like this are a great way to show that none of this is getting to you.

e17193  No.304633


Just saying that you're being played by him. Is that what you want?

f3d2c8  No.304649

is it true that hirtes raped framer girl and couldn't cum?

5e19bc  No.304655

File: 0bf0987a82098d0⋯.png (93.88 KB, 585x684, 65:76, Hartez lll.png)

File: 0034466d8d1393a⋯.png (96.9 KB, 586x674, 293:337, hartez ll.png)

File: 31419a1709ff037⋯.png (105.79 KB, 582x723, 194:241, Hirtez 4.png)

File: 8d311af70c57640⋯.png (128.66 KB, 584x804, 146:201, Hirtez 5.png)

File: c96bfb51d575553⋯.png (79.5 KB, 587x550, 587:550, Hirtez 6.png)

Some more of Hirtes's rage at Chris from a couple months ago

e17193  No.304663


rage. lol

old posts are old

5e19bc  No.304668


So is gamestop ;)

f87661  No.304677

All shitposting aside, how old is Hirtes and can someone pay a picture of him?

f87661  No.304678

10b84e  No.304680


AFAIK you havent stopped trying to squeeze a reaction from Chris, who has blocked you for the most part. Sure, he responded… twice over the years you've been doing it, but that's more because he has no idea that it's you.

Chris is less spergy then you. Let this sink in.

>Inb4 Hirtes calls me Josh's personal army.

Josh is a faggot. I want to say he's better then you, but honestly you two are prob on the same level. Well done!

5e19bc  No.304685

Hirtes is 53,

DOB: 04/16/1964

9ad3f9  No.304697

bd9aab  No.304705


Odds are that this guy is as old or older than your parents. And he's fucking with Chris-chan.

Let that sink in.

5e19bc  No.304709

File: 6b62e236fce0888⋯.png (256.97 KB, 592x803, 592:803, hertez.png)

File: 2bbe3b9589e3653⋯.png (18.15 KB, 585x135, 13:3, hertez2.png)

More previous Chris sperging

5e19bc  No.304710

File: eb8ad7abfc81bda⋯.png (240.99 KB, 1454x793, 1454:793, hertez3.png)

File: 0397da098a9064b⋯.png (286.28 KB, 1444x847, 1444:847, hertez4.png)

Lol, he even tried to make a cow thread on Ronald Reagan using (Chipmunk with a banana) and screeched at null for banning him after A-logging (Kyoosand)

10b84e  No.304720

Speculation: Hirtes hates Chris because Chris is more successful then Hirtes.

Yiff Yiff! It's what the foxes say!

e0c0eb  No.304727

If I was this I would have killed myself in shame long ago. Yet he lingers on, unabated and raging about how everyone else but him is a failure.

10b84e  No.304728


Unlimited time on his hands and disposable income.

He choses to do this with it.

873cbe  No.304742



Seriously, if you don't care, just let it die. You were around the Farms long enough to know that popping into your own thread, here or there, will only keep it going regardless of what you say.

5e19bc  No.304743

File: 77d8e9c601f1857⋯.png (305.05 KB, 637x710, 637:710, Hartetz.png)

File: bcfe4706fdb3f0a⋯.png (60.19 KB, 638x502, 319:251, cant stop me chris.png)

File: 1aa66c33a76fb8a⋯.png (99.72 KB, 638x649, 58:59, hirtes = die chris.png)

Chris-Chan gon do 7/11

c38e89  No.304745

File: 0ac9a67795a0ff8⋯.jpg (67.72 KB, 763x841, 763:841, 0ac9a67795a0ff8d2b931bbab3….jpg)

hello everyone,

just popping in to say you all are doing good work

keep it up


kong (Donkey)

10b84e  No.304746


>Block me again and again all you want, it only takes me less then 15 to set up a new account!

It takes less then that to block. Whos the real loser?

f87661  No.304749

I really want to make fun of foxdicks for giving so many fucks about some random furry but Jesus Fucking Christ does this guy make it pretty easy to laugh at him.

5e19bc  No.304756

File: 215be761135806b⋯.png (359.18 KB, 1169x883, 1169:883, Hurtz collage.png)

File: 8087b4def1c4e80⋯.png (254.44 KB, 1171x855, 1171:855, hurtz collage 2.png)

The irony in that burn

0db6d4  No.304758

File: 251fbb08b3aba27⋯.jpg (12.91 KB, 287x277, 287:277, 251fbb08b3aba27d6200db5cc0….jpg)


>a well-adjusted human being opposes animal cruelty

>this makes him a lolcow

a7ca95  No.304786


Maybe Hirtesing Chris the only thing that keeps Michael J. Hirtes from killing himself. Gives him something to looking forward to do every day.

f87661  No.304791

File: 7f56ec89a79855a⋯.jpg (24.26 KB, 500x314, 250:157, South-Park-Fag-Flags-500x3….jpg)


If this dude is legit in his fifties and is this obsessed with Chris there's some severe mental issues at play. What happened to you during your childhood Hirtes?

5e19bc  No.304794

File: 8103ec40bab7d9c⋯.png (292.99 KB, 1548x868, 387:217, hertezz collage 7.png)

File: dc5daf1b52ec2b2⋯.png (258.44 KB, 1576x798, 788:399, hirtezz collage 7.png)

He thinks Trump, Cruz and Reagan enslaved humanity. And that Christianity is the most evil thing in the world.

bd9aab  No.304849


Jesus Christ, he's like a mid-2000's stereotype of a liberal via FoxNews.

But he's actually an anti-religious lunatic who is proud to be on welfare. Why the hell is this guy on welfare anyway?

3bf567  No.304855


Too dysfunctional to work. He's too dysfunctional to find an activity that doesn't involve a-logging an Autistic Tranny on the internet, it's a stretch to think he can work an actual job.

Like, if he has a complaint with his scheduling, or dislikes his boss, do you really think he can refrain from getting fired for trying to trol-l them aggressively?

Ps. We need someone to end the dumb wordfilters that turn trol-l to troll because it doesn't fit well with this post.

3bf567  No.304856


Nvm, I thought there was a word filter that turned troll to troll, ignore the last part, I'm dumb.

83c72a  No.304976


He's also been living in the same shitty Section 8 apartment since 1988.

2d1665  No.304986


lol. guess again.

bd9aab  No.305011


Can you prove to us that we have the wrong address?

2d1665  No.305012


heh. Nice try.

10b84e  No.305015


Hirtes hates chris because he envies how Chris is more successful, both finaincially, socially and in pretty much every other way compared to him.

Its a greek tragedy, really.

9ad3f9  No.305019


Fuck off Hirtes

a4f494  No.305036

File: be88fbf546b2109⋯.png (1.96 MB, 2262x1434, 377:239, Regal Towers overview.png)

Overview of the Council Bluffs Regal Towers Hirtes stays in, looks like he doesn't like his own residence either.

a4f494  No.305037

Alas, Hirtes now lives in 201 N 25th St Apt 207

Council Bluffs IA


He stayed at the other for awhile which is why multiple records have it.

bd9aab  No.305038



And what do you know, it's also Section Ape Housing.

bd9aab  No.305039


Meant >>305037

Still both places only fit for niggers and trash like Furtes.

2d1665  No.305043


LOL! Keep trying.

2d1665  No.305046

File: 030187bf62a9ce9⋯.jpg (23.57 KB, 400x280, 10:7, crackers.jpg)

It's amazing how all of this shit is so ancient that it's still up on the internet. So many old addresses ago. It's like a trip thru memory lane for me, you guys. All this mundane stuff seems to bug you so much for fuck knows what reason.

What's next? Hacking Pizza Hut to find out my favorite toppings? THE WORLD MUST KNOW!! lol

(ur gay)

10b84e  No.305064


>Stuff from earlier this year

<Lol! It's old so who cares

Old but funny, Hirtes. Yeah we may not have your day to day tasks because you are at least smart enough to not broadcast them on twitter (although we can guess what you do with your spare time, prove us otherwise) but you do leave quite a paper trail

<I bet he actually lives at the address and is trying to throw us off by pretending he doesn't.

fdfb85  No.305089

File: b26882d38c879e1⋯.png (854.24 KB, 922x493, 922:493, pizza hut.png)

>>305046 You mean this pizza hut on

1235 E Pierce St?

571acc  No.305092

File: 01412e4db5606af⋯.gif (40.53 KB, 743x154, 743:154, jnnjnnj.GIF)

File: a51c21b8cb5d9a0⋯.gif (178.06 KB, 1002x798, 167:133, knknk.GIF)

Being absolutely poor to the point that he cannot even care for himself properly is a common theme for Michael. Mike has been involved in irl theft and fraud to get art from other furfags. He can't even pay his bills and he must live in section 8 housing. Everything about Hirtes screams pathetic. The fact he hasn't khs by now is bewildering.

He has also been harassing Chris damn near every fucking day since 2010. 2010! It will be 2018 tomorrow. Wrap your head around that. Hirtes is a psycho.

f87661  No.305097

See, the issue with getting to shame Hirtes on the internet is that the man has no shame. Anyone willing to go on record with a local paper to talk about his fursona obviously has nothing to lose and that was over 20 years ago. Fast forward to now and he's just some degenerate retard who can't focus on anything that isn't Chris-related and he is in poverty so the internet itself can't phase him since life has already fucked him.

fdfb85  No.305098




If he's not using VPN then he's using the IP above. Emails are common.

10b84e  No.305099


>inb4 "Its old! Nobody cares"

Chris really is better then this person.

10b84e  No.305101


His username of "Rektbylife" actually makes sense now

>entertain us hirtes, please

571acc  No.305107

File: 12889dfdc48a6b0⋯.gif (277.2 KB, 1454x895, 1454:895, dwqqdwqwd.GIF)


That article isn't him, it was added to the OP of the Hirtes thread by sneasel for comedic affect.

Anyhow, the ironic part when it comes to the Hirtes story is that Hirtes was actually doxed BY VORDRAK to NULL 4 years ago. Sneasel posted in the Hirtes thread caps from the moderator forum from 2013 where Vordrak (or someone who has a lot of the same style and mannerisms as him). It was a full listing of Hirtes' dox and even caps of stuff not posted before.

"Old" doesn't mean less funny and it doesn't mean you've changed, Michael. You're still the same shameless pile of garbage and will be laughed at for it so get used to it, buddy.



Another Email of his




2d1665  No.305108

File: dd5a73e9871887f⋯.jpg (25.09 KB, 454x486, 227:243, inferior.jpg)


That's because after years of seeing this shit being waged at me by snivelers like you, it gets really old after a while. This kind of shit you're doing here in this thread? You're not the first ones to try this.

Also, knowing that most of you guys are just manchildren a la CWC takes a lot of intimidation out it. I mean, look at the short bus known as foxdicks there. A mob of fuckups in their own right, lead by the King of the Fuckups himself, Josh Moon. Not feeling any intimidation from a bunch of aspies in hockey helmets.

And the advantage of being such an oldfag is the fun of watching some of my tormentors eventually getting their own rotten karma backfire on them. They always crash & burn sooner or later, yet I still remain and get to watch it all happen.

Plus that most of this shit is either ancient or just plain inaccurate actually adds a bit of lulz to the way you keep missing the mark, yet think you're being so awesome. You shit out a "Here's Hirtes' email address", post, and then think like OMFG! That's such a shocking reveal there!

But keep on being all "Hirtes said/did a thing" and trying to make it seem like I invented ass cancer. Just shows how desperate you're getting looking for the new Chris Chan to bitch about. Sorry you guys, but I'm not the pants-shitting trantard you're hoping for.

In short, unless you're willing to walk up and put a bullet in my head, you're just noise.

You may as well print & frame this post, because after today, I have a New Year's resolution to stop posting to this inbred tard farm of a board. All I've been seeing is the same old shit that I've already seen from years ago. It's boring.

10b84e  No.305111


From one lolcow after another (hi, guess who): Responding to your own thread is giving your haters what you want.

Okay, carry on. I'm glad we can squeeze current cocks about you

10b84e  No.305112


>You may as well print & frame this post, because after today, I have a New Year's resolution to stop posting to this inbred tard farm of a board. All I've been seeing is the same old shit that I've already seen from years ago. It's boring.

lol I missed this. That's very Noel Schaefer of you. Noel Lee Schaefer, but Noel Schaefer nonetheless.

571acc  No.305119


lmao you dumb nigger, how about you go back to twitter, make 50 more throwaway accounts and tweet at Chris while he literally ignores the fuck out of you.

We aren't trying to tease you by saying you are worse than chris. You legitimately are much, much worse than chris.

fdfb85  No.305124

>>305108 If you stop here, then where will you go next? /b/?

bd9aab  No.305125

File: 45a53465034df1d⋯.png (97.38 KB, 1349x390, 1349:390, HirtesBoomerPosting.png)


You're on.

10b84e  No.305128


Requesting someone make a photoshop of the virgin/chad meme with Hirtes as the virgin and Chris as the Chad.

2493a1  No.305146


I hope you can at least see the similarities between what's happening to you now and what's happened to CWC for the last decade. For you to get pissy about this thread when you've been trying trying to tweet memes at him for three years is sad.

571acc  No.305147


longer than that. This faggot has been a-logging chris since cwckiforums

3bf567  No.305151

I have no sympathy for Hirtes, he's getting exactly what he deserves.

I'm not white knighting Chris, but trolling by overly aggressive a-logging just makes you look retarded, and nobody will come to bat or defend you when people start a-logging the a-log.

What do you expect it to accomplish, people to come to your defense and be like "Lol, you told a mentally ill autistic tranny to kill himself and that he's a man, that's funny." Most of us like to laugh at Chris, but most of us aren't a-loggy sociopaths who find the thought of Chris dying a violent death funny. In fact, that's one of the most autistic things someone have obsessive thoughts of.

I'm not saying that "Oh, Cyberbullying causes serious harm, it's the worst thing someone can do!" All I'm saying is that you happen to make Chris look functional and good for him, because all you proved is that he can handle and ignore autist psychopaths by blocking them.

You made your bed, nobody has sympathy over the a-log cyberbully being a-logged. I hope you find it comfy.

10b84e  No.305168


Holy shit. I knew he's been active for a long time but that long?


Oh, he finds it comfy. Worse, he seems to find no problems with his behavior.

Aside from another E-Girlfriend saga that went along for too long (maybe its still going on? Dont know, dont care) I'd say that this guy is responsible for 90% of Chris-Chan trolling/weenage throughout the past five or so years. I'd also say that it's for Chris's benefit: It took him a long time, but he finally learned how to deal with annoying shits and what a block button is.

I never thought I'd say this: I'm proud of Chris. Not just with finding out how to deal with really shitty trolls but also with attempting to fix his life by (for a while at least) running a buisness making medallions and art commissions. Yeah, he kinda falls flat on his face more then a few times but Chris has the mind of a child. Hirtes on the other hand is as old as my dad and has little excuse.

<Hurr! Old drama you dug up lol! Who cares!

611fa2  No.305263


>I knew he's been active for a long time but that long?

There are posts dating back to a couple years after CWC first being discovered (like 2008 to 2010 era) on Hirtes old DA account iirc.

10b84e  No.305291

File: 7727de141221d98⋯.gif (6.63 KB, 95x100, 19:20, woody.gif)


A picture is worth a thousand words.

For you, Hirtes.

10b84e  No.305384

File: 8f71e64ac7d687e⋯.png (205.25 KB, 3351x1266, 1117:422, VirginChad1.png)

df1a7f  No.305400

lol, this guy is a bigger fag then Smutley and Cuck Norris put together. I like that he has no self awareness , he kind of reminds me of Robert WAYNE sTILES EXCEPT MORE OF A FAILRE

8e7a95  No.307247

File: 6e12d382cbeed5a⋯.png (80.38 KB, 586x615, 586:615, hirtes 1-7.png)

Lol Hirtes is back under Dildo_of_forehead on twitter http://archive.is/Kv9tS

1614ad  No.307475

File: 5befba9b1696bfe⋯.png (217.57 KB, 553x705, 553:705, HirtesMagfestMessage.png)

Friendly reminder that while Chris was out socializing and having one of the greatest nights of his life Hirtes was at home getting mad in his basement.

8e7a95  No.308227


0992c4  No.380934



So much for new years resolutions I guess!

3117ef  No.381823

Hey Michael Hirtes, how you been big boy? You know Yawning Sneasel didn't make your thread alone right?

3117ef  No.381923

File: 1e755e7b99701f7⋯.png (110.53 KB, 587x410, 587:410, unknown (1).png)

File: acc2998a5d60144⋯.png (41.41 KB, 634x299, 634:299, unknown.png)

Hey Hirtes

e10f0c  No.382044

This thread is bae

e10f0c  No.382045

fd9e8d  No.382210

Hey Hirtes, are you still weening on Russell Greer? How's that going for you? Are you jerking off to toe rings?

0992c4  No.382557


man why you gotta ask a thing like that

you know hes jerkin off to toe rings

e10f0c  No.382584

Hey Hirtes, you still there?

0992c4  No.386620

so hes probably dead so we got that goin for us

b4f626  No.388898

File: 4eece280ba13859⋯.png (51.25 KB, 1067x1147, 1067:1147, Kf9UrU7.png)

Someone assfucked Hirtes.

8473b3  No.389005


Imagine my shock that this sniveling little shit is so bad at sex that furries need to be sent to therapy for having had to deal with that.



e884fb  No.389689

File: 1e6c0d7e7e76faf⋯.jpg (47.09 KB, 320x262, 160:131, red skull.jpg)


I heard that Hirtes ran Auschwitz. He uses gold teeth pulled from Jews to run his meth empire.

I said it on the Internet, so it's 100% undeniably true.

0992c4  No.389923


calling you butthurt is apparently more accurate than ever hirtes

adfb98  No.389933

File: dac8cb8479f133d⋯.jpg (5.62 MB, 2250x2850, 15:19, President-Trump-Official-P….jpg)


If you didn't respond to this at all, maybe I would think that. But, the fact that you put effort into trying to disprove this tells me that your booty got pillaged by a butt pirate. Face it, Chris is more successful than you and the man in this picture will be President until 2025.

8473b3  No.391859


He's ButtHirtes. The top should have lubed up a little more.

c29d62  No.452327

File: d84ecb717050381⋯.png (259.54 KB, 606x619, 606:619, ClipboardImage.png)

File: dea4129f7eaefad⋯.png (80.78 KB, 607x600, 607:600, ClipboardImage.png)

File: fbb1cb67a7a5af7⋯.png (360.99 KB, 572x525, 572:525, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 45b3f0f322b7d3b⋯.png (77.11 KB, 605x489, 605:489, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bcfa4fda8ce02d5⋯.png (89.42 KB, 586x520, 293:260, ClipboardImage.png)

Looks like Chris is finally fighting back and a battle fit for the autistic thunderdome can finally commence. As happy as I am that Chris is standing up to such a fat pathetic elderly retard it's only giving Hirtes what he wants and he's most likely furiously masturbating while reading Chris' tweets towards him.

348648  No.453380

File: 074f80e0690a489⋯.png (1.16 MB, 2640x1502, 1320:751, c3f88d01edf7d54329dc67f257….png)

355164  No.453473


Did chris-chan boipuss that cumpresser yet?

839dc4  No.454262


Ahaha we are going to fucking wreck you, you repulsive halfwit

839dc4  No.454286

>cups hand over mouth

This Hirtes guy seems cool, I think we should let him go!

>in a higher voice

Yeah honestly do we really want to get caremad over this?

>in a lower voice

He's awesome. Definitely not a furry or anything. In fact, I think we should give him an award!


89dc85  No.454313

Word on the street is that Hirtes is swinging back at much bigger targets than Christine.

d173fa  No.454752


like who?

51aea2  No.454765


Probably your Mom. Nah, he's going to impotently bitch at Trump probably.

89dc85  No.455184

File: 58eba9e88079717⋯.jpg (12.72 KB, 200x279, 200:279, sneashank.jpg)


He's beating a foxdick at his own game with an assist from another foxdick.

89dc85  No.455185

Meant to tag >>454752

ad3e80  No.511954


half the posts in this thread are just mike talking to himself

ecf44f  No.514435


Nah, that was one foxdicker false flagging, he's banned now

2a90b6  No.523467

File: 37df10db04cca52⋯.png (107.52 KB, 716x944, 179:236, 20180819_165544.png)

File: ba6882a714030e5⋯.png (121.4 KB, 720x1094, 360:547, 20180819_215505.png)


72ee90  No.523569


No one gives a shit, Null. Neck yourself, please.

907749  No.523572


yeah, this is just getting sad

73b54c  No.523574

File: 7e0808104191f73⋯.png (13.32 KB, 268x188, 67:47, eatinthemcrackers.png)


It's worse than sad. It's them being desperate to find anything no matter how mundane or innocuous on Hirtes and try to make it seem like he's worse than Hitler. Only thing I got from this wet fart of a doxing was that Hirtes pays a really really low bill for cox cable, and the other one was a failed attempt to access an email account.

I don't know how it happened, but Hirtes has managed to turn the whole foxdick Kult into his own herd of Chris Chans. The mention of the name triggers the shit out of them.

cf06c7  No.523598


It's because Hirtes messed with their prized cow too much with a-loggy behavior in their minds. He's a twitter sperg, sure, but he's largely harmless and overall not that funny to laugh at much like a majority of foxdick's listed cows.

1da6cd  No.523605

This thread begs the question, who's more pathetic?

Retards who white knight a fat autist retard named Chris or retards who white knight a furry autist retard named Michael?

c7ce1d  No.523612


Neck yourself, Josh.

a80467  No.523622


Nobody defends Hirtes but Hirtes.

f254c5  No.523627


Basically this. Nobody gives a fuck about Hirtes but Hirtes.

f254c5  No.523631

1f64b8  No.523657


The stereotype you are talking about is no stereotype. Liberals are the cancer of the internet and being one makes you a fucking normalfag. I can't wait for the race war to start any sooner.

517429  No.523841


The answer is c) the man who willingly becomes CWC's bitch and errand boy

b71fb4  No.523867


boy you said it. foxdicks are sad sacks who prob live with their parents

2a90b6  No.523868

File: 24311ce4c7724cf⋯.jpg (5.67 KB, 259x194, 259:194, gt bill murray says quot N….jpg)

db5769  No.523990

File: e852ca1d65b557e⋯.png (223.13 KB, 720x1132, 180:283, 20180821_122114.png)

File: 633a826f420953c⋯.png (215.09 KB, 720x1140, 12:19, 20180821_122139.png)

Lol this is what Michael Hirtes spends his welfare money and time on.

907749  No.523996

File: e26206b8ea27b20⋯.jpg (17.43 KB, 500x371, 500:371, 1519933887417.jpg)


>posts reddit meme

>boy, look at that those posts I bet those are all hirtes hahahaha, boy, we sure triggered him, am I right, my fellow foxd-I mean, /cow/pedes?

b71fb4  No.524011




haha you said it foxdicks are getting desperate making fake cocks on hirtes lol

f0afd2  No.524014

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

907749  No.524017


this ain't even a fight, hirtes does whatever the fuck he does all day, and foxdicks screech about him all, day and night

null is like that batshit ex girlfriend who wants to get back at her former boyfriend, except the guy is too busy spamming some retard's twitter feed to care

d1278c  No.524028

File: 98c6341e704a9eb⋯.png (157.87 KB, 720x1022, 360:511, 20180821_145026.png)

Oh Hirtes.

If this shit was fake you wouldn't be reporting all your furfag accounts associated with that hacked email address and samefagging like crazy in this thread.

2cc90f  No.524029

File: 3763a47fc8e4cad⋯.jpg (5.72 KB, 300x168, 25:14, meeseeks2.jpg)



2cc90f  No.524030

File: d3cfafe59773e33⋯.jpg (143.99 KB, 900x1240, 45:62, meeseeks.jpg)



d1278c  No.524031

Furthermore, if someone was gonna just shop some caps to make you look foolish it would've been done a long time ago.

d1278c  No.524032

Stay tuned. I'll be dropping more yiff commissions when I get bored.

a8f8e1  No.524033




Please proceed to commence the fucking off, Joshua Moon. Doesn't your little toilet bowl of a hugbox you call foxdick farms give you enough satisfaction?

(Sit between the backseat and my dick)

d1278c  No.524035

File: a4087268ec59505⋯.png (182.55 KB, 720x967, 720:967, 20180821_150415.png)

This furry nigga out here trying to spend his welfare check on star wars rule 34

97ddd5  No.524038


Translation: "Let me browse around the furry porn boards for some sick shit, forge some docs, and claim it's Hirtes. HRR DRR Im so clever! Lord Null will be pleased!"

Really? This is /cow/. We're not Summerfags and incels here.


Oh dear. Star Wars R34. He's Obviously History's Greatest Monster there, Null.

907749  No.524046



I don't fucking get it

what is this thread?

c6b6ee  No.524052


Just Nool being a faggot and trying to use Hirtes as a distraction like he always does.

907749  No.524061


but is that a fucking rick and morty meme? get the fuck out of here, dood, you're no better than him

maybe my iq isn't just high enough to understand this kind of humor tbh

b71fb4  No.524128

tbh I was pretending to be hirtes for some lols.>>524035 really got him, I havent seen this type of spergery for a while.

What other cocks are you getting from his email?

c00548  No.524133


>>>524035 really got him, I havent seen this type of spergery for a while.

Where is this spergery that you speak of? I just see you going "HRR DRR I TROLL U!"

Shouldn't you be getting ready to go out with your mom to shop for new back to school clothes & supplies instead of acting badass on the internets?

b71fb4  No.524134


>what is this spergery

>proceeds to sperg

>new proxy

never change dude. I mean, you wont but its kinda adorable

b71fb4  No.524136


If this is fake, then its a ridiculous amount of effort to go on about someone who's just kindof an annoyance…

2a90b6  No.524153

File: dd3d3d87a8e7f5b⋯.png (248.21 KB, 720x1226, 360:613, 20180821_174016.png)

File: 648925cb82b0ccf⋯.png (233.28 KB, 720x1224, 10:17, 20180821_174039.png)

File: 8f9b540a241c0fb⋯.png (243.42 KB, 720x1224, 10:17, 20180821_174102.png)

File: 166d5cb9ad646ee⋯.png (217.08 KB, 720x1163, 720:1163, 20180821_174200.png)

File: 64f9921bc901c8a⋯.png (237.45 KB, 720x1191, 240:397, 20180821_174230.png)

2a90b6  No.524155

File: 43003771cd886a4⋯.png (219.83 KB, 720x1218, 120:203, 20180821_174321.png)

File: f66ecdc31675371⋯.png (176.8 KB, 720x1128, 30:47, 20180821_174408.png)

b71fb4  No.524161



Nice, but anything more… I don't know, awful? Like I know back in the day he used to cut and run with commissions and I want to see him get called out for that shit in leaked private messages

4e824d  No.524173

File: 79c678fa78d9427⋯.gif (2.87 MB, 570x380, 3:2, meh.gif)



Were we supposed to find lulz from all this somehow? Outrage maybe? Just asking because I'm feeling neither.

Just what was the reaction you were expecting from us here?

907749  No.524193

File: 97468f6e96a9f7c⋯.jpg (8.15 KB, 480x274, 240:137, 97468f6e96a9f7c274019b034c….jpg)


hirtes is a poopie head, foxdicks reign supreme

we are legion, fear us

at least that's what I am getting, wish we could just get more chris cocks

08d486  No.524195

File: 7317bbef663c9f4⋯.jpg (39.77 KB, 300x300, 1:1, b300x300.jpg)


b71fb4  No.524208


Yeah you totally got him angry. Keep it up.

b039f9  No.524210

File: 8b11267cff21ba9⋯.jpg (59.69 KB, 768x432, 16:9, kiwifags.jpg)


I don't see any anger. All I see is you & the other farm faggots high-fiving each other and acting like this is a big deal.

b71fb4  No.524211


>I have to resort to samefagging my own thread but im not angry!

b039f9  No.524213


go back to the farms, null. The other fags might launch a coup if they know you're missing.

a80467  No.524217


Hirtes, if this was us, we'd be posting it on our own site for autistic Internet stickers.

Face facts, everyone hates you, not just us.

b039f9  No.524219


>everyone that hates the foxdickers is Hirtes because only Hirtes would hate the foxdickers


b71fb4  No.524234


don't bother reasoning with it. Just let it sperg out. Its funnier this way, esp when it brings out the mspaint to make its own reaction images

2a90b6  No.524247

File: 3abaa8af9dc8d5c⋯.png (165.62 KB, 720x873, 80:97, 20180821_194001.png)

File: fd89c91718f8c52⋯.png (254.18 KB, 720x853, 720:853, 20180821_194029.png)

File: 18342f81a034b4a⋯.png (289.19 KB, 720x898, 360:449, 20180821_194054.png)

File: f18f2a9ad75dd06⋯.png (213.55 KB, 720x1033, 720:1033, 20180821_194151.png)

Here's Hirtes being threatened with legal action for selling his WoW account and then trying to steal it back like an actual fucking nigger.

b71fb4  No.524250


hell yeah, this is what I was hoping to see.

Got any more "totally fake" hirtes leaks?

>wtf is toonstorm anyways

916ec1  No.524257


lol! Ten year old shit now? The foxdicks really are desperate for cocks. I bet most foxdickers weren't even born yet back then.

What's next? Hirtes' shoe size? Better get right on it asap, Josh. incel minds wanna know!

I hope Hirtes did bamboozle those toonstorm guys. account/gold sellers are scum.

916ec1  No.524276


>>wtf is toonstorm anyways

A online gaming scammer company.


Fun Fact: former Trump flunkie Steve Bannon got his start by founding IGE, a wow gold selling scam company.


b71fb4  No.524287


You would know, woulden't you?

b71fb4  No.524288


So basically Hirtes tried using his "commission scam" on a world of Warcraft account selling site. that's actually funny, got any more


old cocks best cocks

502ca8  No.524314


>Hirtes tried using his "commission scam" on a world of Warcraft account selling site.

Tried? It's likely that it worked. What could toonstorm do about it?

>old cocks best cocks

Not really, especially in this case. Getting back a game account isn't on par with shoving bits of medallion up one's own ass or throwing a blue arms tantrum about the next reboot of cartoon downies.

2a90b6  No.524321


I feel like if it was foxdicks who pulled this whoever did it would be bragging about it for good boy points (that's an actual thing there) and upboats and it would be stickied to the front page.

113f8c  No.524322


Brotip: 99% of posts bitching about "foxdickers" are hirtes samefagging.

4f98e3  No.524327

File: 53cc5bf5fc2700d⋯.jpg (94.67 KB, 800x600, 4:3, fec8f933e9751831ce7d2ae032….jpg)

4f98e3  No.524328


If this is real, then its a ridiculous amount of effort to go on about someone who's just kindof an annoyance…

a18161  No.524334


Nice try disguising yourself, Joshua Connor 'Icheverbot/Null' Moon of 3750 Don Janeal Road, Pensacola, Florida, 32526. Neck yourself.

113f8c  No.524346


>Everybody who doesn't suck up to a 54 year old furry who acts like a 7th grader who just found the internet is null!!11!

o fug I'm found out time to drown my sorrows in coke zero

b71fb4  No.524351


Not really because it's pretty clearly pissing you off.


Stop using the same recycled images. Hey, remember when you said you'd quit 8chan >>305108 ? Prob should have, now you got your email hacked.


Ignore Mike (or rather dont, he's clearly steamed). What other dumb shit are you able to squeeze from the hack?

b71fb4  No.524360


ffs those arnt even his dox anymore, he lives in a Ukraine hellhole with weev

c02300  No.524361


Lol, I would say pissed off is more like Josh and the foxdicks raging impotently at the Federal Bureau of Investigation, trying to dox innocent TMG convention-goers that interacted with their precious manbaby, and seething over the very existence of Michael Hirtes







b71fb4  No.524362

File: 26d2947f56ed342⋯.jpg (52.27 KB, 588x584, 147:146, 26d2947f56ed342e6bd7df2cfc….jpg)


you sure pulled a fast one on those foxdicks now!

c02300  No.524365


Hirtes! Hirtes! I'm a mad geinus! Hirtes, Hirtes! I create chaos with my machines! I'm the darkest evil, and I'm mean!

1aa7f2  No.524465


>he plays wow

it gets worse

b71fb4  No.524469


wonder why he stopped. being a wowfag is at the very least slightly more productive then trying to get a fat retarded tranny to notice you or socking on /cow/ in a bad attempt to convince others that you totally aren't socking, despite using the same images and posting style

1aa7f2  No.524472


>wonder why he stopped

didn't he sell his account off?

b71fb4  No.524474


According to his receipt, he started selling it off but then reset his password, thus forfeiting the sale, although I doubt Toonstorm ever filed charges

0641a9  No.524501

Still no picture of him. How does he not have a picture of himself in his email history?

1da6cd  No.524510

File: 10a5f8885bac419⋯.png (40.81 KB, 793x514, 793:514, ClipboardImage.png)

Michael seems to not get along too well with Apple for whatever reason.

1da6cd  No.524513

File: 08d8fa782ea6faa⋯.png (88.82 KB, 848x457, 848:457, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3ecdb383e5bdf8e⋯.png (89.78 KB, 848x472, 106:59, ClipboardImage.png)

This is how Mike scammed people on eBay for free shit like a nigger. He cried about evil haxxors.

1da6cd  No.524520

File: 52138387404d1df⋯.png (79.13 KB, 1161x474, 387:158, ClipboardImage.png)

File: da1f4c0fac39b4b⋯.png (77.34 KB, 1169x390, 1169:390, ClipboardImage.png)

Mike had lists of emails he had sent to his other emails, I don't know what that's about.

1aa7f2  No.524521


no matter what you show, null is still more pathetic. just a fyi hirtes will always be just some faggot to me, all this boomer shit you're showing me just speaks volumes about null, not hirtes, mean, imagine soiling your fucking diaper over some furry boomer who what, scams people on ebay and still plays world of fucking warcraft. pathetic

b71fb4  No.524522


Christ. I think putting ketchup on his hot dog is the least of the dudes problems

1da6cd  No.524525

File: b9f3e2aa499ab5b⋯.png (68.92 KB, 1163x494, 1163:494, ClipboardImage.png)


b71fb4  No.524526


I dont think Null has anything to do with this. If this was a foxdick op, it'd be posted on foxdickfarms for people to rate stickers and the like. Meanwhile, 1da6cd doesn't care about such trite. He's just doing gods work.

b71fb4  No.524527


I THINK those are emails of various artists. Maybe he was looking for people he could scam commissions out of

6a222f  No.524532



1da6cd  No.524544

New hirtes email:


a84d5f  No.524545

Null hates /cow/ for obvious reasons the least of which is his history with 8chan so if this was his doing he would certainly want to claim responsibility and if it was another foxdick they would want to post it there for stickers and back pats. If you look at the Hirtes thread on foxdick farms they're getting all this info secondhand from this thread.

2e6354  No.524551


Hi Josh! Have you taught Chris how to wipe his own ass yet?

b71fb4  No.524572


Seems a bit late for that…

1aa7f2  No.524615

File: 75c07a68359093a⋯.jpg (51.94 KB, 545x434, 545:434, 75c07a68359093a9d8d9db15fb….jpg)



do foxdicks literally just come on here to screech the bad man's name? like, if they scream hirte's name 3 times in a mirror, when he's in the thread, he will stop trolling chris or something?

aec975  No.524711

I read that thread on Josh's Personal Army website and from what I have seen other people post on twitter and other chan boards the guy (or "girl") who made that page for Josh is an even bigger lolcow. He's about to lose his job for putting his dick in young girls, he wants to be pristine like "Christine" (he is a failed crossdresser), he (or "she") is a furry, and he is a pervert who tries to talk girls into being poledancers. Mike was funny but he's getting old.

6a222f  No.524774


HIRTES WE KNOW IT'S YOU!!!!!!!—–11~!

6a222f  No.524776


Are you REALLY that pathetic, Mike? Stop this, WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU.

151efc  No.524782

Mod needs to spray this place for foxdickers. They're getting so riled up from being unable to have Josh Wise sent to the electric chair that they're in a frenzy.

95c3cb  No.524787



Yeah I mean spending 12 hours a day tweeting chris and spending your ssi scamming furry artists is normal. Mods should do their job and lock this thread! Ban all foxdickers! I am not this hirtes guy!

2a90b6  No.524794


It's ironic that Hirtes hates Donald Trump so much when you realize that he has the exact same selfish business mentality. Trump doesn't give a fuck about who he had to step on to get where he is today and neither does Hirtes.

113f8c  No.524802


The difference is Trump actually got somewhere.

95c3cb  No.524809


No Donald trump is more like stinky winky because both are criminals who are sociopathic and mentally retarded. Checkmate foxdicks, go back to foxdickfarms null!

2a90b6  No.524826

File: 7a19cccb56eae82⋯.png (144.62 KB, 710x661, 710:661, 20180822_190554.png)

Attention all furries watching this thread:

Have you or someone you know been affected by my Trump-esque business tactics or my borderline stalking (I call it trolling)? Please, let me know about it here so we can resolve it. And please, post caps. I promise it's going to a good cause. Spread the word.


7837e0  No.524828

I love how this faggot is on /cow/ and he can't stop obsessing over the foxdick farms. Like nigger we fucking hate those fags on this board and you can't shut the fuck up about them. You're letting them live in your head rent free.

61fc0a  No.524841

6a222f  No.524844



61fc0a  No.524847


Hirtes we know that's you projecting

f29693  No.524896

File: 5fb4f102f511827⋯.jpg (100 KB, 1312x880, 82:55, MV5BYWNlNGI3ZWUtYjYzOC00Yz….jpg)



If this is real, then its a ridiculous amount of effort to go on about someone who's just kindof an annoyance…>>524847


















(Ban evasion)

f29693  No.524899

File: 76ac0df5c9ea7a7⋯.jpg (25.44 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Michael Hirtes.jpg)



61fc0a  No.524903

File: fd7e3c5d5deb9b4⋯.jpg (2.79 KB, 88x125, 88:125, smug ref.jpg)


hi hirtes

b9ae21  No.525084

These caps are fucking boring really. Nothing compared to reading multipost tweets where Chris rambles on about how he's a Commodore C64 Goddess in battle with an anime bad guy.


>If this is fake, then its a ridiculous amount of effort to go on about someone who's just kindof an annoyance…

The shit is faked. Foxdicks are trying their black little incel hearts out to reee at their #1 enemy.


Pics like these saying that it's Hirtes were lifted from other sources like the "Crush Yiff Destroy" article at ED. Surprised no one else noticed the ruse after all this time.

(Nine days until you can buy a gun and an hero IRL)

6a222f  No.525095


Hirtes you're so pathetic. We all know it's you

2a90b6  No.525756

File: 6daf510afd387b1⋯.png (154.79 KB, 706x715, 706:715, 20180824_022930.png)

Imagine being such a faggot that you refuse to have a real job so you can keep collecting welfare yet you still think you're better than Chris.

cbfc2b  No.525818


If you say so, Josh.

1f64b8  No.525834

File: 4f5f7866d969abc⋯.png (270.77 KB, 728x546, 4:3, autism.png)

51aea2  No.525841


Remember kids, Don't Be Like Mike.

b71fb4  No.525850


Gunna bring out the recycled images and MSpaint edits, Mikie boy?

781497  No.525858


and neck yourself if you're Joshua Moon.

b71fb4  No.526516

Hackerman, anything else found in his emails? Seeing Mike sperg out in his socks (you know the routine, calling people foxdicks/Josh, MSpaint edits, using the same tired pictures) was hilarious

b71fb4  No.526517


Really should have taken his own advice

5c7759  No.526521

File: d17e99e7d38a4d4⋯.jpg (39.74 KB, 748x748, 1:1, chris chan esq..jpg)

2135f8  No.526803

>Everyone who does not accept whatever Josh says as unquestioned truth is Hirtes.

c50dd5  No.526806


Not Hirtes.

2a90b6  No.526866

File: 506709f6e9861b6⋯.png (82.33 KB, 720x867, 240:289, 20180822_073841.png)

File: 3ce02b5b367ddd5⋯.png (123.62 KB, 720x1232, 45:77, 20180827_144111.png)

File: 9c52f0302fd3912⋯.png (199.7 KB, 720x1233, 80:137, 20180827_142956.png)

File: fcff5a74c43bd71⋯.png (91.56 KB, 720x1135, 144:227, 20180827_143020.png)

File: 86bc5ea4d23795f⋯.png (121.02 KB, 720x1135, 144:227, 20180827_143049.png)



I'm waiting for Mike to fuck up again to drop the really juicy shit I have but rest assured that I have plenty of shit to drop when the time comes. Your proof that I'm still in his shit is here. Here's proof that I have one of his old Amazon accounts, among other things.


(cue Hirtes showing up and crying about old cocks and samefagging the thread to stimulate what it would be like if anyone gave a shit about him)

985bf0  No.526902


>Hirtes bought stuff.


432571  No.526967


>(cue Hirtes showing up and crying about old cocks and samefagging the thread to stimulate what it would be like if anyone gave a shit about him)




>>Hirtes bought stuff.


lol less than an hour for him to check in and tard out

754081  No.527082


>drop the really juicy shit I have but rest assured that I have plenty of shit to drop when the time comes

If it's as nothing as this, don't bother.

2a90b6  No.527119



<lol less than an hour for him to check in and tard out

It's really hilarious when you take into account that he made a public new years resolution to leave this board forever.

35a116  No.527120

b71fb4  No.527124


I just want you to know: You're awesome for dropping the stuff here instead of fagging it up on foxdick for e-stickers. While I'd love for you to drop whatever as soon as possible, unlike >>527120

>>526902 and >>527082 I have a life outside of lolcows so yknow, do it whenever.

He's probobly going to lay low for a while though. Or as low as Mike can, I mean he sticks out like a sore thumb but seems to be taking somewhat of a hint

7651d8  No.527178


Yes josh. We know that you want everyone that you hate to simply stop existing. You say no-shit-is-too-minor, but "Hirtes bought an ipod" isnt cocks.

b71fb4  No.527325


Joshua Moon is a insecure pedophile. I am not Joshua Moon. Dudes scum.

With that said, I want you to know that every time you try to deflect the topic to Josh, especially when you do so with a fresh proxy/VPN, you are obvious. You aren't clever, you're obvious. You stick out like a sore thumb every time, and frankly it's annoying. As I or other people have pointed out, the patterns are really apparent. New ID, calling out people for being Josh/Foxdicks, saying that mods need to spray the place for them, claiming that Hirtes is like Foxdick's bogeyman, using the same recycled images, occasionally when really angry getting out the MSPaint to make some kind of compilation…

I'd tell you to grow up, Mike, but you're older then my fucking dad. Get a goddamn life already. Don't go out to a few bars, you're too socially awkward. Find some hobby that allows you to stay far the fuck away from people, and for gods sake stop trying to scam people too. You are not clever, you are annoying.

b0f93e  No.527486


shut up Josh

c1e96e  No.527536

Every single person who dislikes Chris is Hirtes

Josh Wise is Hirtes

Chris Boyd is Hirtes

Seterus is Hirtes

Michael Snyder is Hirtes

The hundreds of dislikes and mean comments on Chris' Youtube begging videos are all Hirtes

The hundreds of Facebook comments disparaging Chris are all Hirtes, even the ones with numerous friend lists

Any Twitter account that doesn't actively kiss Chris' ass is Hirtes

The Russian bots that won the election for Drumpf are all Hirtes, getting Drumpf elected to A-Log Chris

b74b0a  No.527606


>Russian bots win an election

Whatever you say Mike, I hope you starve while eating your furry shit living on the streets. Maybe you should find an oven to crawl into to stay warm?

b71fb4  No.527696


And most importantly, Mike Hirtes is an overweight 50 year old scam artist living in a section 8 apartment on welfare spending his free time (for which he has a lot of) trying to get a retard to notice him.

Realtalk: I woulden't mind if the term A-logging falls out of favor in leu of the term "Hirtesing"

2a90b6  No.527711

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It's goddamn hilarious when Hirtes waltzes in this thread and gloats about how totally not butthurt he is and then turns around and snitches to customer service for Amazon after already crying to DA and yahoo about his other accounts.

b71fb4  No.527956


should have taken initiative and ordered him some foxdicks and horse dildos

c345a3  No.533951

is it pronounced "hurts", "hir-tes", "here-ts" or how?

0c075a  No.625533

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7b5e65  No.625757


Christ, the fag is still active. Is the guy who hacked his email still here? Cuz I'm still waiting for the juicier stuff.

>inb4 hirtes socks and calls me null

f020ad  No.629432


Should we phase out A-Log for something pertaining to Hirties, like Hirting?

8f630f  No.631551


does anyone know?

b79df2  No.727327

b79df2  No.732398

File: a1e07b58801a162⋯.jpeg (335.82 KB, 1125x1093, 1125:1093, 70B8BDF2-16AD-436E-A928-5….jpeg)

>Hirtes claims to not care about his accounts getting hacked

>reports his hacked account to inkbunny using this thread as a reference

Can’t have it both ways fag

7b5e65  No.732902


It's a shame we never really heard back from the Hirtes Hacker. I have good intel that it wasn't a foxdick but some rando who wanted a giggle on his own

7bc22a  No.732911


Actually it's pronounced "Her-pes"

21fe7c  No.733036


wow, he is a bigger alog than the namesake.

3d1b17  No.840332

Bumping because faggots keep posting about this loser in the Chris thread.

Take that autism here. Not there.

95680a  No.840362


Maybe if Mike doesn't want to be brought up in those threads, maybe he should stick to this one?

3d1b17  No.840373


It isn't Mark's feelings I'm worried about. Trust me.

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