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79ce13  No.559999

Previous thread >>511377

Quick summary on what makes Bob a /cow/.

Bob is a neckbeard that sees himself as part of the liberal elite when in reality he's a useful idiot.

He thinks anyone who doesn't share his views are morons that shouldn't be allowed to vote.

He considers the working class stupid and unnecessary in current year.

He thinks being right wring is the same thing as being evil.

79ce13  No.560002

File: 7a4ecce040bf427⋯.png (40.11 KB, 535x411, 535:411, bob cut off.png)

Sad thing is that there's people out there that will take Bob's advice if you can call it that.


866b7d  No.560032

>>559999 (checked)

>in reality he's a useful idiot.

Bob isn't a useful anything.


ec1303  No.560033

>>560002

Bob has no friends or any kind of socialization outside of his twitter echo chamber, so this will be pretty easy for him to do.


47a922  No.560059

>>560002

Isn't that the same "advice" cult leaders give?


79ce13  No.560086

File: 45035ab19711763⋯.png (34.44 KB, 527x413, 527:413, bob vs blasphemy brown.png)

File: 3b85f1cd6c80bf0⋯.png (45.97 KB, 529x513, 529:513, bob vs blasphemy brown2.png)

Someone pissed off Bob.


2a4317  No.560183

>>560059

It is. Blob is easily one of the stupidest self-proclaimed intellectuals around. Although he might actually be a genius if you think about it. Who else but Blob has created a wormhole in space so he can stick his own head up his ass?


e7c958  No.560263

>>560033

Has blob ever had his own walk-in moment where his father or mother's boyfriend burst into his room while he's filming and demanded he clean up his room or retract and embarrassing statement? He's effectively the nintendo version of cwc.


f51c10  No.560287

>>559999

Also:

>In his 40s

>Literally lives in his parents basement

>Compared the console wars to 9/11 and Vietnam


2eabb3  No.560294

>>560086

>>560002

>Listens and believe goy

>#RehirejamesGunn

How come male feminists always lack self awareness?


a65f3e  No.560344

>>560002

You seriously think there are people that would cut someone off for supporting trump but haven't done so yet?


b99802  No.560383

File: 69ca1f3cdae95a8⋯.pdf (3.09 MB, 69ca1f3cdae95a80046b006f1c….pdf)

This should be in every OP of this faggot.


992834  No.560394

File: 9ecf4c3e9d50b23⋯.png (640.6 KB, 642x788, 321:394, bob basement.png)


79ce13  No.560457

File: c0bedc6958bbace⋯.png (361.99 KB, 525x601, 525:601, G. khan bob.png)

File: bc1066ef790a630⋯.png (47.32 KB, 529x381, 529:381, G. khan bob2.png)

File: c761294f326817c⋯.png (42.87 KB, 529x425, 529:425, G. khan bob3.png)

File: 982c33521f826d8⋯.png (25.7 KB, 536x377, 536:377, G. khan bob4.png)

Way to go G. Khan.


1d4ad4  No.560464

>>560457

>Wow, some people are very petty

Should ban this man Moviebob, I think he is talking about you


79ce13  No.561015

File: 4d0de52885ef4cb⋯.png (50.75 KB, 537x489, 179:163, bob red blue.png)

what a cunt!


2eabb3  No.561018

>>561015

How will movie bob justify democrats numbers are decreasing while the Republicans are growing? SJWs think they are majority.


2a4317  No.561052

>>561015

>how much longer will a vast majority of worth and value allow itself to be pushed around by a worthless, fading few

He says while sitting on his fat ass in his mom's basement, shitting his pants and doing nothing to stand up to the "few."


47a922  No.561057

File: 5d5bc07499b7c8c⋯.png (46.96 KB, 582x256, 291:128, ClipboardImage.png)

Bob sips his MeltyRed carbonated guarana beverage harvested by hundreds of inbred tribals in the Amazon. The splinters in his chair grind against each other, desperately clinging together with their fingernails to prop Bob's massive insulin gut above the sweat puddle soaking into his offwhite basement floor. He slams his MSG-powdered fist upon the backlit logitech keyboard assembled by a dozen creaking communist chink wrists. His mouth opens and wet dust from a dozen forgotten frozen meals sprays forth from his gape.

Truly the man of the downtrodden and the voice of the oppressed.


2a4317  No.561062

>>561057

>there are two types of people in the world

Funny how someone that believes in 73 different genders has such a binary view on humans.


b5a4d0  No.561090

>>561015

>Side that loves homosexuals, abortion, and cutting your dick off to become something you are not

>Somehow increasing in number

Good one.


ec1303  No.561099

I wonder if "POC" lover Bob knows how many black babies are aborted every year.


71d1d0  No.561107

>>560383

>Mario and Luigi were born in the Mushroom Kingdom? That doesn’t

make any sense! How’d they grow up in Brooklyn, then? Were they sent

there at some point, like Superman, unaware of their real origins? And how

were they Italian-Americans if they came from a world with no Italy and no

America? Oooh! Maybe that’ll be the plot of the next game! Maybe…

What a retard, I don't even know what this book is about, I just sorta skimmed through it and the whole thing is a rambling mess.


79ce13  No.561439

File: a73b1cfceb8b422⋯.jpg (50.63 KB, 1200x315, 80:21, VsAAAZZL.jpg)

He's a real fat sack of shit.


2eabb3  No.561442

>>561099

We all know bob only pro-abortion because white women are still the second biggest abortion Havers worldwide second to Chinese women. Blacks in the United States have high abortion numbers than all of Africa. Blacks having more abortion is only an America thing. Which pro-abortionp /pol/ack always ignore or hilariously poorly defend white women killing white babies. I like to troll feminist and /pol/ on abortion all the time.


e0cca3  No.561507

>>561439

That's about as nasty and unlikable as it is sad and embarrassing.


d76f89  No.561578

File: 0927e96d8e952e5⋯.jpg (74.46 KB, 567x631, 567:631, Borders1.JPG)

File: e58897536ecdd5f⋯.jpg (60.35 KB, 571x521, 571:521, Borders2.JPG)


a65f3e  No.562007

>>561057

What happened to "listen and believe" bob?


0a2553  No.562123

>>561442

Generally the white women who get abortions aren't the kind of women who you want passing their genes on anyway.

and just because the mother is white, doesn't mean the baby is white


bd51a6  No.562224

>>561439

I hate his stupid profile picture, his fat xbox-sized hands take up like 50% of the picture.


79ce13  No.562529

File: 05767e5fbf608ac⋯.png (45.87 KB, 535x517, 535:517, bob bunker.png)

File: 6dcd12b3e02ea8b⋯.png (58.57 KB, 537x643, 537:643, bob bunker2.png)

File: eeea1bc3b1de759⋯.png (62.33 KB, 539x649, 49:59, bob bunker3.png)

Cunt!


47a922  No.562565

>>562529

>my pet peeve is people who prepare for the biblical end times when the actual bible doesn't tell them to

These people need a tutorial to tell them to scratch their ass.


2a4317  No.562575

>>562565

For Blob he also needs a four foot long stick.


c30950  No.562680

>>562529

>I need to get my artistic-endeavors off the ground so I can have the funds

My jaw hit the fucking floor, how delusional can you be? If you aren't drawing porn than you aren't making any money in art.


3770bd  No.562806

>>562680

Nah a bunch of jewtubers want art for their gay channels, there's also indy games, but I somehow doubt that person has a future in art.


763849  No.562992

>>562529

>People who own an armory's worth of weaponry and likely practice with it daily if not weekly aren't any good with them

It's like blob lives in a fantasy world.


b99802  No.562998

>>562992

I wonder how he manages to conflate that tidbit of wisdom with his belief that policemen should just cap violent criminals in the knee from 30 yards away.


79ce13  No.563192

File: aaa6bd64e2b0438⋯.png (61.97 KB, 533x643, 533:643, bob vs dolus.png)

Nice job Dolus.


b99802  No.563349

>>563192

>that subtle implication that your wife's son would be black


a65f3e  No.566545

>>562992

His cunning plan is to rob people with guns of their guns when he's short on guns. I don't think bob lives in a fantasy world. He's just stupid.


e0cca3  No.567156

>>566545

He's not even the first twitter-addicted SoyJW I've seen say something like that. That faggot who used to be a kicker for the vikings before he got fired and tried to lie about watching a little girl get raped said essentially the same thing. >She has changed >her name to Cassandra Klew since then.

Anyway, >her tweet went something like (paraphrasing here) "don't bother giving gun manufacturers your money! When the time comes for revolution, just raid a pawn shop, hunting store or armory and other revolutionaries will teach you how to use them!"

That's so hilariously retarded I don't even want to explain what's wrong with it, because I want a group of morons like Bob to read it, think it's a good idea and actually try it.


b99802  No.567174

>>567156

Um sweetie don't you know real life is like Dead Rising? #smashthefash


2eabb3  No.567175

>>563192

You need girlfriend to raise some woman black son.


992834  No.567382

File: 4213870d9dba904⋯.jpg (67.26 KB, 960x865, 192:173, NPC.jpg)

File: fba117b76014f90⋯.jpg (64.82 KB, 574x503, 574:503, bob bluepilled.jpg)

Is Bob the ultimate NPC?


b99802  No.567398

>>567382

He's more like a low level named mob. Just a complete glutton for punishment and embarrassment that doesn't ever seem to go away.


f13ac8  No.567520

File: 06a6e298d08bb0d⋯.gif (376.92 KB, 480x272, 30:17, 06a6e298d08bb0d7e7edf0cd8b….gif)

>>567382

No because an NPC wouldn't skip his grandmother's funeral to play mario


79ce13  No.568181

File: a35f138893f939b⋯.png (51.52 KB, 535x595, 107:119, bob news.png)

File: bd968e067f1982c⋯.png (288.96 KB, 531x641, 531:641, bob news2.png)

File: 95c975cfc8cba25⋯.png (55.06 KB, 535x635, 107:127, bob news3.png)

>>567382

You might be on to something because this looks like something NPCs would say to each other.


4de724  No.568518

File: 4c173091e499d2b⋯.png (2.07 MB, 1442x1666, 103:119, warmface meme.png)

>>567382

Kill yourself you cuckchan rapefugee, you fucking gutted this meme with your warmface bullshit.


e0cca3  No.568566

>>568518

Nobody cares about "4chan refugees" anymore, kid. The whole site is 4chan refugees.


e7c958  No.568597

>>568566

Dubs confirm, 4de724 is just a sensitive pussy who can't stand that the npc meme tells him more about himself than he ever wanted to know.

>>561107

It's about a lump of dried gristle defining his life via a mediocre vidya. Blob's mario obsession is weird, since he hates nintendo and shiggy for ruining his stupid bronx headcanon and has likely never played any other title in the series.


4de724  No.568599

>>568566

<w-we outnumber you now, get over it!

No.


d1ec64  No.568615

>>568597

His obsession with Mario has little to do with Mario himself and a whole lot more to do with his refusal to leave his Nintendo cereal eating, He-Man and Transformer watching, NES playing 80s childhood in the past where it belongs.


763849  No.568811

>>568566

>>568597

Fuck off faggots, we see through your bullshit.


79ce13  No.569848

File: b316911255768fc⋯.png (60.27 KB, 533x639, 533:639, NPC bob.png)

File: ab5652b16c41617⋯.png (45.6 KB, 533x549, 533:549, NPC bob2.png)

Bob found out about the NPC meme.


1ce288  No.569904

>>569848

The NPC meme is kind of retarded.

Most people have some level of consciousness/agency in the universe. The grain of truth in the NPC meme is of course that not all people are equally conscious or "awake," by any means. It's a pretty important grain of truth.


e0cca3  No.569999

>>569848

>NPC meme gets posted in the thread

>Suddenly Bob starts bitching about it

Hi Bob! You're a morbidly obese failure!


e0cca3  No.570003

>>569848

>"People it's okay for Trump supporters to beat up…"

Love this shitlib myth of the violent trump mobs. Tell me, which side is it that started the "punch nazis" meme?

It's settled. MovieBob is the ultimate NPC.


e7c958  No.570022

>>568615

>He-man

This is the first I've heard of this, wouldn't blob be triggered in a shivering, sweating heap of crisco at the sight of a physically fit man portrayed as the moral authority in a show? I also doubt the fucker played any nes games aside from the pack in smb+duck hunt and that copy of smb3.

>>568811

Tell me more about your shitty non-life faggot.


e7c958  No.570030

File: 9bb31d50c2beef8⋯.gif (619.16 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 62fe7283de6f4e343e5b23a13d….gif)

>>569999

Not going to sage, those quads are Godly.


b99802  No.570058

>>570003

Trump merely existing makes these people hurt themselves more than they could ever actually hurt us.


cf7a58  No.570099

>>569848

>"The NPC meme is offensive!"

>"Trump supporters are inferior vermin!"


2a4317  No.570437

>>569848

Sounds like it's hitting a raw nerve to me.


47a922  No.570474

>>569848

>hey it's almost like some people just repeat the same lines over and ov-

<BRARGH FUCK YOU TRUMPIST


d09cbd  No.570501

>>569848

>That overblown reaction

Exactly why it's an effective meme.


6358a3  No.570780

>>560002

An overweight person giving advice on healthy decisions. Just wow


79ce13  No.570819

File: df61fcbb199543f⋯.png (75.88 KB, 531x631, 531:631, bob dis.png)

File: 9a9c91721ed27d1⋯.png (16.28 KB, 539x179, 539:179, bob dis2.png)

It's like Bob wants a foot up his ass.


b99802  No.570843

>>570501

It's astounding how people still don't get this.


f379f6  No.570974

>>569848

>t-the m-meme is l-lame it doesn't even have a-any e-effect

>also ITS THE NEXT SLUR THE EVIL DEHUMANIZING NAZIS ARE GOING TO USE TO PUT US IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love watching the lefty's always try and downplay how asshurt these insults always make them, they tried the same thing with cuck so much.

>h-ha I'm not a bird only birds can be cuckolds since that is the dictionary definition h-ha b-PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD!


e0cca3  No.571040

>>570819

>Bob makes fun of people who don't like big corporations

Yep, he sure is a good corporate cocksucker neoliberal.


b99802  No.571094

>>570974

Did you see when they tried to argue they aren't real cuckolds because it's technically not their fetish?


2eabb3  No.571232

>>571040

>, he sure is a good corporate cocksucker neoliberal.

Is there a hardcore leftists that isn’t a corporate shill?


47a922  No.571561

File: 7e28430ffbd6381⋯.webm (358.36 KB, 854x480, 427:240, what in the fuck.webm)

>>570819

Bob's main concern with "increasing conglomeration" is that Trump voters will make comic books.


0ca32d  No.571669

File: f65880f6083f204⋯.jpg (11.2 KB, 346x250, 173:125, 10928847_1542113199407234_….jpg)

>>570819

Bob pretending he actually gives a fuck about artists when he's the actual corporate shill


e0cca3  No.571748

>>571232

Yeah, but the problem is they're commies.


79ce13  No.572562

File: 6b35c9b18ba650a⋯.png (56.57 KB, 527x557, 527:557, Bob YX31.png)

File: 1ea08f1ac9253fd⋯.png (40.76 KB, 531x431, 531:431, Bob YX32.png)

This fat asshole!


4c2e58  No.572636

>>571669

Kinda hard to support artists when you explicitly hate people who like artists over giant conpanies.


47a922  No.572900

>>572562

What's he fucking rambling about?


317aaa  No.573095

https://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/12/pitch-me-mr-b-care-bears.html

>Note: Yes, this is what I ultimately came up with: The Care Bears are Archangels, the Cloud Keeper is an Old Testament "god," Grumpy is a sympathetic Lucifer and this is (loosely) "Paradise Lost."


b99802  No.573161

>>572900

Someone must've told him he needs to lose weight.


2eabb3  No.573237

>>572562

>>573161

>Male feminists think fat acceptance movement will support men


7275e8  No.573414

File: 47e665461ccf0c4⋯.jpg (42.07 KB, 500x638, 250:319, Tips fedora grooms neckbea….jpg)

>>567382

>still trying to force this meme


b99802  No.573416

>>573414

>responding to a 5 day old post just so show how mad you are


3178b4  No.573470

File: 17c483d388cae6b⋯.gif (24.21 KB, 300x179, 300:179, GoEnglish_com_ThePotCallin….gif)

>>569848

>for people with lives

Oh Bob, don't ever change.


79ce13  No.573958

File: 0270fc9d15af56e⋯.png (29.9 KB, 531x397, 531:397, Bob AV.png)

File: d9d4138c03f55a3⋯.png (48.98 KB, 533x555, 533:555, bob av2.png)

File: 76355e73bdd27e7⋯.png (64.47 KB, 527x643, 527:643, bob av3.png)

File: 02dd0f5f29a6699⋯.png (48.76 KB, 533x649, 533:649, bob av4.png)

>>570003

Might be on to something there.


79ce13  No.576538

File: 2613c5573ddc714⋯.png (29.46 KB, 521x355, 521:355, nation of laws bob.png)

File: 3e09bfb90c09b43⋯.png (63.01 KB, 529x639, 529:639, nation of laws bob2.png)

File: a56d14ab0e0c774⋯.png (62.14 KB, 541x613, 541:613, nation of laws bob3.png)

Akiba if you see this thank you man.


14d8f6  No.576882

>>576538

>being that desperate for vagina

Why cant he just buy some whore?


79ce13  No.577527

File: 05c133f493909ac⋯.png (74.54 KB, 539x647, 539:647, bob west devs.png)

File: b3b59ffb70bda57⋯.png (42.23 KB, 529x515, 529:515, bob west devs2.png)

File: 0cc3f188c989307⋯.png (33.52 KB, 527x339, 527:339, bob west devs3.png)

File: de148e6ccd9a77e⋯.png (197.17 KB, 531x451, 531:451, bob west devs4.png)

File: d062c43d70e9a21⋯.png (276.71 KB, 533x617, 533:617, bob west devs5.png)

Not a good week for Bob


79ce13  No.577528

File: f9685dd045c6e76⋯.png (27.47 KB, 537x274, 537:274, bob west devs6.png)

File: 469af935ca6fa4d⋯.png (57.85 KB, 535x577, 535:577, bob west devs7.png)


2eabb3  No.577548

>>577527

>movie bob fanboys are probably bigger losers than him

Can someone start posting twitter screenshots of blob fans? Especially that Mario mutt guy.


79ce13  No.580463

>>577548

You might be right since Dobson, Jerry Peet, and Steve Shives are fans of Bob.


2a4317  No.580807

>>577548

>movie bob fanboys

It's honestly amazing that there are real people that are pathetic enough to actually like blob. Even his mom keeps him locked in the basement.


2eabb3  No.581125

>>580463

>>580807

There like there a lot of Potential lulz among the movie bob fans


79ce13  No.588081

File: f74ba325f4a257a⋯.png (52.14 KB, 535x495, 107:99, bob ben shapiro.png)

File: ddfd835cde72479⋯.png (21.59 KB, 535x267, 535:267, bob ben shapiro2.png)

Bob jumped the shark here.


2a4317  No.588180

>>588081

>everyone that disagrees with me is hitler

You'd think with his Rick and Mortly level IQ he could come up with something at least a little different.


2eabb3  No.588556

File: abe7760082810e4⋯.png (1.07 MB, 710x1144, 355:572, 53E3E084-0AEE-400C-BEEE-56….png)

>>588081

Is movie blob someone who unironically think black female Nazis fought for Germany in world war 2 because battlefield V said so?


2a4317  No.588562

>>588556

>black female Nazis

That is the weirdest fucking thing to me. You'd think SJWs would be outraged they made PoC wymunz, something that is tow of their sacred cows, a nazi, something they consider the evilest thing ever.


b99802  No.588642

>>588562

They only feign outrage over whatever their handlers tell them to.


ce2ef8  No.588649

File: 10bb49975dae86b⋯.jpg (128.59 KB, 689x707, 689:707, ss (2016-06-17 at 03.32.19….jpg)

File: b75ce3399de7b24⋯.jpg (150.39 KB, 690x713, 30:31, ss (2016-06-17 at 03.32.45….jpg)

File: 57b6e6199323385⋯.png (18.82 KB, 850x240, 85:24, ss (2016-07-09 at 06.34.02….png)

File: 51cd833d22f35f2⋯.jpg (32.41 KB, 597x457, 597:457, ss (2016-07-12 at 04.19.36….jpg)

File: 74a4ed8a95fa83c⋯.png (32.32 KB, 592x328, 74:41, ss (2016-07-12 at 04.24.12….png)

>>588562

There are a fuck load of nigger women on Tumblr who have a boner for nazis. I used to collect screencaps of them.


a65f3e  No.588665

>>573958

>the president causes bad luck!

Didn't know bob was woke to the trump curse.


a65f3e  No.588666

>>588081

Okay now this is epic.


2eabb3  No.588772

>>588665

Noticed how woke athiest always believe in bad luck?


142b53  No.589912

movie Bob is unironically badass Imo, I know he's a fat autistic lefty, but he's just… I dunno… Kinda powerful?

He's the fat guy who can knock down a brick parade with a punch. Also his special effects and stories are kino


41ff48  No.590012

>>560002

>Cut out people with any opinion remotely not your own

>Doesn't realize that most people have done that to him and his fellow leftists

>Inadvertent Bubble creation will lead to more lulz.


41ff48  No.590014

>>589912

Spotted the tranny faggot.


84636e  No.590401

>>577527

What the fuck is Bob bitching about exactly?


142b53  No.590894

>>590014

I belive you should back to your cointament thread full of transphobics


b99802  No.590918

>>590401

Some guy at Rockstar cried about how they totally can't make a new GTA while Trump is president because the game was designed to julay you with shark cards for another 10 years because the political landscape is just too divisive and the series can't handle dating itself so dangerously like that or some shit. Just word salad garbage to keep their company at the top of the headlines in time for a new release.


8cbef1  No.590936

File: bf53acbefe7229b⋯.jpg (28.01 KB, 1663x94, 1663:94, akkk47.JPG)

File: e458fd1bdf33abc⋯.jpg (17.94 KB, 422x98, 211:49, akkk471.JPG)

File: bca8be56570f8ca⋯.jpg (15.41 KB, 707x92, 707:92, Tranny franny.JPG)

>>589912

don't make me do this , just ..

don't


2a4317  No.591092

>>589912

>>590894

You do a really good impression of a retarded person.


b58e83  No.592911

File: eb399ef43fd4921⋯.png (5.67 KB, 385x358, 385:358, Hillybilly Confused.png)

>>562529

>>562992

>Comin' back home with my pa after a night out camping in rural Kentucky

>Notice the door's been kicked open, see a fat silhouette in the window

>"Cock your gun, boy! There's a bear in the house!"

>Burst into the kitchen together like we're the Boondock Saints or some shit

>See a morbidly obese dude with glasses and a bad goatee hyperventilating while trying to shove the kitchen table out of the way

>"What in tarnation?"

>Fat guy sees us, starts freaking out

>Begins sluggishly power-walking to the decorative 1776 musket rifle on the wall pa put up for aesthetic

>Fat guy starts trying to pry it off the wall, clearing in pain and looking like he's about to shit himself with each pull

>My grandmother with bad eyesight comes out with her late husband's Garand and shoots him in the ass.

>Bullet appears to do no visible damage due to fat man's massive amount of flab

>Still shrieks like a girl and runs away like Curly from the Three Stooges

>Babbles something about the coastal overlords and some guy named Blumpf as he slips and falls face first into the pile of pig poop in our backyard

>Me and Pa's faces when


bfbfbc  No.593362

MovieBob is unironically more successful and more fit than average /pol/tard


79ce13  No.594588

File: 4742bbaa3f4c40d⋯.png (72.16 KB, 535x643, 535:643, bob weak.png)

File: a5e13a3681a164e⋯.png (46.54 KB, 529x551, 529:551, bob weak2.png)

File: f1298d71cf4bba0⋯.png (64.12 KB, 525x629, 525:629, bob weak3.png)

File: 8f07025c4b0638b⋯.png (41.2 KB, 533x413, 533:413, bob weak4.png)

This fat sack of shit is the last person to be calling anyone weak.


47a922  No.594601

>>594588

>a truly "superior" individual wouldn't fight back if they were punched

These guys larp tough but spend all their time trying to convince their opponents to let them win.


0ca32d  No.594605

File: 6bb32b0ecc2beeb⋯.jpg (26.02 KB, 255x239, 255:239, carl_engineer.jpg)

>>594588

>American right wingers are why we can't have globalism!

Surely it has nothing to do with China, and Islam, and enemies of the classical liberal foundation of the modern western world you hold so closely to you Bob, naw its obviously the Republicans that are why we cant have globalism, I sure wish I can be as woke as you Bob.


2eabb3  No.594607

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>594588

How soon until movie blob calls Brazil White supremacist state like the BBC/silicon valley?

The Jew fear the Monkey


79ce13  No.594791

File: bb7b7132ae6675f⋯.png (47.17 KB, 533x515, 533:515, bob red states.png)

Let's hope Bob isn't in a red state right now.


e7c958  No.594969

>>591092

>>590936

Is he only pretending to be retarded though? That's some weakass shilling he's doing for blob.


53ef4b  No.595990

File: e9a19039b256a02⋯.png (3.17 MB, 2208x1242, 16:9, EB16E890-2B85-411A-B32E-97….png)

>>594605

Hey that’s something. Has anyone ever called out bob for wanting to erase the cultures of minorities via globalization?

The one big world bob wants would require countries to leave their current culture behind and adopt a presumably American based one


f51c10  No.596056

>>593362

He is over 20 years older than most of them, and that's still not true. Does Bob even make 20k a year?


73b897  No.596389

>>594791

This fat, balding little man seems to spend a good portion of his daily life rambling on Twitter about Ttrump, while the rest of the day goes to producing his videos where he rambles about pop culture and Mario.

I feel like he is going to die from a heart attack one of these days, a man can only hold so much anger and frustration.


79ce13  No.598517

File: 68ec696b99e7263⋯.png (45.47 KB, 535x435, 107:87, bob nra.png)

File: db04bfa6174577c⋯.png (43.66 KB, 531x433, 531:433, bob nra2.png)

How deep can Bob shove his head up his own ass?


4392ed  No.598569

>>598517

Never go full /pol/


2eabb3  No.598881

File: ceb238945890a16⋯.jpeg (93.16 KB, 1080x741, 360:247, 460343E4-4BC4-4136-AD5C-3….jpeg)

>>598517

>>598569

Someone needs to send these tweets/screenshots to The escapist. Bob will probably delete those tweets and go on full damage control soon.


47a922  No.598930

>>598517

>these three billionaires seem to be pushing an agenda

<EXCUSE ME THEY'RE JEWISH

Bob you can't just say that you madman!


1ce288  No.599024

>>594588

>weakness is a choice!

This is your brain on liberalism. Because when nothing can be biologically inherent, everything must be a moral failing.


1ce288  No.599026

>>572562

It's like he's semi-sane until he has to connect it to some bizarre lefty talking point.


992834  No.599105

File: 59961b46e8e5828⋯.jpeg (96.65 KB, 1024x1011, 1024:1011, ouroboros.png.jpeg)

>>598517

>How deep can Bob shove his head up his own ass?

At this point it's his ass that is being pushed towards his head, it's like an ouroboros infinite cycle of stupidity.


992834  No.599256

File: 17ec454c9faed52⋯.png (158.34 KB, 326x269, 326:269, around elves.png)

>>598881

The equivalent of jews in high fantasy settings are elves tho.


b99802  No.599260

>>599256

Only the shitty ones.


79ce13  No.599302

File: ec27a9be5704940⋯.png (55.41 KB, 533x623, 533:623, bob projects.png)

Holy shit!


b99802  No.599309

>>599302

He really is just assblasted that he couldn't play Mario 24/7 as a kid even over 30 years later.


47a922  No.599801

>>599302

Stupid people do scare easily. Also a republican was just voted into office, it's only a matter of time until jews will be shoved into ovens, help we're all going to be murdered.


2a4317  No.599814

>>599302

>stupid people scare easy

>but i'm a smurt boi who just so happens to hysterically overreact to everything i don't like


b19658  No.601987

>>590936

>He's the fat guy who can knock down a…

Who the fuck talks like this? Is this what all those bitch hormones do to your frontal lobe?


b19658  No.602016

>>598569

>bob going full /pol/

Wrong


0ca32d  No.602567

>>598517

>>599302

Why does Bob make so many bipartisan issues about Republicans specifically? I'm a registered Republican but my understanding is that a lot of Democrats still support the second amendment and the Church. Are they also stupid as Bob claims?


79ce13  No.603323

File: 0327fb258bdd540⋯.png (127.32 KB, 469x569, 469:569, bob sep.png)

File: e546dc69b5a770f⋯.png (60.97 KB, 473x641, 473:641, bob sep2.png)

In true neckbeard fashion Bob hates it when he's criticized.


2eabb3  No.603895

>>602567

>I'm a registered Republican but my understanding is that a lot of Democrats still support the second amendment and the Church. Are they also stupid as Bob claims?

Blob ignores the fact democrats are taking a hit because they ignore the conservative base of their party. Democrats use to be a centrist party not a liberal party.


2eabb3  No.603898

>>603323

Even channel awesome cunts making fun of movie bob now?


e277f9  No.604428

>>598517

>Trump recognized Jerusalem as capital of Israel, assblasting anti-Zionoist and Arabs

>Precious Daughter married a Jew and converted to Judaism

>Jew son-in-law is an influential adviser

>Steven Miller one of the strongest anti-immigrant advisors to Trump is yamaka wearing Jew

A bunch of angry social rejects in white polos, apart of an internet movement in shambles, is indicative of the American right wing though.


de9547  No.604798

>>602567

>>603895

I'd love to see him shipped out to west virginia or the rust belt and get into heated arguments with bluedog democrats. Bear in mind that blob opposed Bernie on the grounds the Bernie was being too generous to workers in middle America, who in Bob's mind should be absolutely crushed. He's a so called progressive that throws social welfare under the bus just to spite rednecks. The funny thing is that he probably doesn't encounter these people very much up in MA


b99802  No.604829

>>604798

He also definitely gets welfare himself.


79ce13  No.604834

File: 8878ba6043c36af⋯.png (225.03 KB, 631x645, 631:645, bob women.png)

File: 798e1532ab3a610⋯.png (35.54 KB, 625x363, 625:363, bob women2.png)

File: 0927b9ebb4763cb⋯.png (261.24 KB, 627x621, 209:207, bob women3.png)

File: db6cae7a87521ee⋯.png (30 KB, 633x345, 211:115, bob women4.png)

I bet Bob and his fans would love to roundhouse kick female Trump supporters.


2eabb3  No.604945

>>604798

Do bluedog Democrats even exist anymore? The reason why trump exploded in popularity is because he Rally the conservatives the GOP tried to purge from the party. I doubt dem going to rally the bluedog Democrats.


2eabb3  No.604946

>>604834

Noticed how bob fans always look like sex offenders and stereotypical incels they like to make fun of?


79ce13  No.605469

File: 16200079b794e57⋯.png (66.64 KB, 625x561, 625:561, bob diablo.png)

He is so punchable.


de9547  No.605479

>>604945

That's exactly what happened, but I just think it would be interesting to send bob back to 2014 when they did exist and watch him tell them "I'm progressive but fuck your family and income."


b58e83  No.605497

>>605469

Bob's doing the South Park "mocking both sides" thing he criticizes.

Also, why are all your comments on Bob screencaps so boring and generic?


16b831  No.605500

just let him bleed out from diabetus


b58e83  No.605511

>>604945

The problem is the democratic party has been completely overtaken by corporate interests and lobbyists. That's why they lean on identity politics so hard, because they don't have any principles they haven't sold out on. The middle class had to bite the bullet because the dems needed money and favors from their corporate overlords.


2d192e  No.605527

>>605469

This comes off as attacking his own side for being overreacting fags who jump at everything. At least thats how I'll read it as.


b99802  No.605727

>>605497

Because half of them are bots I guarantee it.


59b103  No.605734

File: 02b0158356ee751⋯.png (576.12 KB, 1222x682, 611:341, antithinker.png)

ATHEIST GOD FUCKING SPEED


a65f3e  No.608995

>>598517

Bob detects a coincidence!


47a922  No.609409

>>604798

>blob opposed Bernie on the grounds the Bernie was being too generous to workers in middle America

I'm convinced that Bob's entire political ideology is based around "How can I get back at the blonde jocks who bullied me in highschool?"


b99802  No.609447

>>609409

I guarantee you he was never once actually bullied. People who obsess over it never were.


e3990a  No.609983

>>609409

Don't even think its that complex. More like "People Who Support Orange Man Bad!"


79ce13  No.623448

File: 71fa63b8e19f72b⋯.png (71.92 KB, 471x637, 471:637, Bob pelosi.png)

The things that come out of Bob's mouth!


79ce13  No.625254

File: a85968ce2c8d3bc⋯.png (63.44 KB, 465x639, 155:213, Bob pelosi2.png)

How far left is Bob?


a65f3e  No.625440

>>625254

>political stagecraft

lol he's got his own term for 4D chess.


2eabb3  No.625521

>>623448

>>625440

>lol he's got his own term for 4D chess.

Movie bob probably thinks the blue check mark on twitter means he a Real celebrity.


b58e83  No.625692

>>625254

Bob isn't actually very far left at all. He's a mainstream corporate-cocksucker democrat who tows the party line exactly when he's expected to.


7b8146  No.625738

>>625692

So he's the equivalent of a 2004-era Bushite who had a "Support our Troops" sticker on their car and said that Iraq needed "democracy"?

As in, no actual fucking difference at all.


83e618  No.626523

>>609447

I bet the "jocks" were just normal kids and the "bullying" was just them telling the weird Mario autist to fuck off when he couldn't shut up about how much he wants to suck Miyamoto's cock. Bob has his head so far up his ass, the would perceive anyone as a bully who doesn't recognize him as the insightful intellectual he is.


7e55d3  No.626541


71cf4c  No.626632

>>626541

Jesus I would have bullied this kid to death.


93cb9f  No.633084

>>623448

Why doesn't Bob just put his money where his mouth is and make a political show for jew tube

….

….

<unless he knows he is just parroting pseudo intellectual talking points


ec1303  No.633565

>>626523

They probably didn't even acknowledge him and he just kept to himself. he just resented them because they got all the girls and attention. Usually it's not the "jocks" or popular kids that bully, it's the vo-tech type kids that do.


0a2553  No.633815

File: bb617ae5f8ae3ca⋯.jpg (21.11 KB, 494x484, 247:242, fuck make it stop.jpg)


3178b4  No.634230

File: 39d91293040ad91⋯.webm (1.7 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, laughter.webm)

>>626541

>checkin' out women.

>90% of Anime, (or Japanimation,) is excessively violent, full of blood, packed with gore and naked women. (I'm a big fan of the first two, but naked cartoon women fail to turn me on no matter how well drawn.)

>MiSTies. Yup, MiSTies. Think of us as Trekkies with LIVES.

Holy shit this is fucking gold. Aside from the CHECKIN OUT WOMYN his smug self-importance barely changed in 20 years.


79ce13  No.634824

File: 4de778d276ac141⋯.png (36.64 KB, 471x365, 471:365, bobsalad.png)

So smug.


2a4317  No.635215

>>634824

>But it ALSO means I acknowledge that there is NO reality of nature humans cannot defy, overwrite, rise about of change.

Death.


0b4e66  No.635284

>>625254

not at all


b99802  No.635345

>>635215

And niggertry.


2eabb3  No.635370

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>634824

>I believe in science

>There more than two genders

>You are healthy at any size

>Women find male feminists attractive

>it a myth that women like masculine fit men

>Islam is progressive


47a922  No.635372

>>634824

>i believe in science

>but i also believe we can ignore science if it hurts our feelings


7e55d3  No.635566


2eabb3  No.635666

>>635566

The escapist deserves it by rehiring bob.


371202  No.635720

>>635666

When the Devil is right, you have to give Him His due.

However, I also think that (((Marks))) knew about this suit ahead of time and hired Bob as an attempt to appease the mob. Trouble is, the appetite of the mob is insatiable as Bob's appetite for food.


7e55d3  No.635801

File: f64413c88ef2701⋯.webm (179.01 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Big Guy shuts down report….webm)

>>635720

>However, I also think that (((Marks))) knew about this suit ahead of time and hired Bob as an attempt to appease the mob. Trouble is, the appetite of the mob is insatiable as Bob's appetite for food.


660287  No.636042

>>634824

This right here is why God flooded the earth.


95c3fd  No.636749

>>634824

>there is no reality humans can't change

>is somehow baffled that Trump got elected


7e55d3  No.637583

File: 4f010d1e215c93b⋯.png (109.73 KB, 869x912, 869:912, MovieBob fanfiction 1.PNG)

File: 3f0082dbed85f00⋯.png (51.87 KB, 876x413, 876:413, MovieBob fanfiction 2.PNG)

>>634824

This segues nicely into a post I wanted to make

A while back these guys (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWgZUBwK714) did a stream and their guest was a guy who knew MovieBob from way back on IRC when Bob was apparently a committed atheist who believed that death was a social construct. The guy claims that MovieBob also wrote a terrible fanfiction which was basically a rip-off of Captain N The Game Master but with Bob as a self-insert in place of Captain N and the forces of evil were 2000s era FPSes.

Anyway, I looked all over for this fanfiction and had no luck in finding the original. But I asked the guy on stream about it (on plebbit) and he gave me a hugely detailed summary of it which I'm reposting here for you all to enjoy


7e55d3  No.642975

>>634230

>Aside from the CHECKIN OUT WOMYN his smug self-importance barely changed in 20 years

He still thirsts for womyn.

Most male feminists at least try not to make it obvious that they're only male feminists to get cunt. But Bob is so autistic and so incapable of controlling his power level that he often lets it be known that, yes, he is a male feminist just to try (and miserably fail) to get pussy


79ce13  No.642994

File: 38658dfcef02057⋯.png (123.62 KB, 471x595, 471:595, bob hillary.png)

Even Hillary Clinton isn't far enough to the left for Bob.


180ffd  No.643038

>>642994

Bob Chipman is a retard.


2a4317  No.643126

>>642994

Hillary isn't really left anyway. Not that long ago she was against fag marriage. She's whatever she thinks will get her elected.


b99802  No.643167

>>643126

Sounds pretty left to me.


7e55d3  No.643365

>>643126

Funnily enough Bob attempts to rationalise this by saying that Hilary and Obama were 'only pretending' to be against gay marriage


79ce13  No.645831

File: 9e2c88b49c9320b⋯.png (115.83 KB, 465x587, 465:587, bob obscenity.png)

Bob wants to strip rights from someone yet he calls himself progressive?


b58e83  No.645995

>>645831

Bob's a closet eugenicist, of course he doesn't believe "inferiors" should have rights.


b58e83  No.646003

>>642994

Bobby was an airheaded cheerleader for Hilldog for years, and sang the praises of her neoliberal corporatism up until now. I guess "MUH REFUGEES" is more important than "MUH WOMEN"


220a14  No.646588

File: 0f57a19430f9461⋯.jpeg (239.72 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, DsowhAhUUAAQ0Hs.jpeg)

>this counts as food in the Chipman household


baf681  No.646757

>>646588

This is SoK-tier.

>food that isn't a salad

<HTAT'S NOT FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

It's not exactly great, but looks like just a macaroni and cheese casserol with what looks like broccoli and fried chicken. Pretty nasty, but still food.


220a14  No.646787

>>646757

>willingly eating only the moldy parts of blue cheese

I shiggy diggy


920f3a  No.646789

>>646757

Shut up weenie, that shit looks rotten.


47a922  No.646805

File: 1e1b89049a5746c⋯.png (166.53 KB, 913x502, 913:502, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b0f85db82dac6a6⋯.png (51.54 KB, 605x577, 605:577, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 141cb6b204c6f27⋯.png (18.36 KB, 602x221, 602:221, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1ba51cc83ca92e5⋯.png (36.77 KB, 605x332, 605:332, ClipboardImage.png)

Manchild Moviebob fan.


2eabb3  No.646841

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>646805

>Not only he a loser manchild

>looks up to a loser like movie blob

Please dig up more information. I have a feeling he a sex offender.


2a4317  No.647056

>>646841

>I have a feeling he a sex offender.

He's a male feminist. He's definitely a sex offender.


b58e83  No.647399

File: 5ecd028cf3527fb⋯.gif (720.14 KB, 418x329, 418:329, Seeing a girl in public.gif)

>>637583

Highly underrated post. If true, this sounds like a masterpiece of bad fan fiction. We must find proof it existed.

Start by searching the fanfic archive on TvTrope's "horrible" page and go from there.


79ce13  No.650342

File: 423f6655d4b0208⋯.png (100.15 KB, 475x497, 475:497, bob x.png)

File: 7288939d6f9ef48⋯.png (52.69 KB, 471x591, 157:197, bob x2.png)

File: 7d87dc92afbd157⋯.png (93.69 KB, 469x647, 469:647, bob x3.png)

Oh shit!


b58e83  No.650691

>>650342

>Most of the X-Men are white

This person has never picked up a single issue of X-Men in their fucking life.


09fce9  No.650732

>>650342

>storm doesnt exist


2eabb3  No.650762

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>650691

>>650342

Bob not even being original with retardation. Animation domination based the x-men for having too many white characters. SJW turning on x-men never not be amusing to me. X-men use to be the most leftist comic out there.


b54af7  No.651144

>>650732

If she isn't complaining about racism every second, she must be just as bad those evil nazi white men!


7e55d3  No.651437

>>647399

>Start by searching the fanfic archive on TvTrope's "horrible" page and go from there.

Tried it. I meticulously searched archives of TVTropes' 'So Bad It's Horrible'. Couldn't find anything so I tried 'So Bad It's Good'. Nothing. Then, on the theory that people are stupid enough to like Bob, I tried simply searching through their fanfiction. Couldn't find it there either. So either it was never on TVTropes or the spotty archiving didn't catch it.

I also tried looking thorough archives of Project AFTER. Project AFTER was a site and forum dedicated to mocking bad fanfiction. They even did a mock of Bob's SMB3 Brick-by-Brick (archive here: http://archive.is/http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=4792* ) ThatGamingAsshole mentioned on the original stream that Bob's fanfiction was featured on 'best of the worst' Project AFTER had an Essentials list, subtitled 'Best of the absolute worst', so I thought there was a reason he remembered that exact phrase. But Project AFTER went down last year and, though it was extensively archived, they didn't archive everything and a lot of fanfiction on there couldn't be found anywhere else.

Bob, for his part, denies the thing ever existed. I don't believe ThatGamingAsshole is lying, because A) he has nothing to gain by doing so and B) his summary is too detailed and sounds too much like Bob to be completely made up, so my conclusion is that this thing must be supremely awful for the guy who decided Brick-by-Brick and Gameovereater should be seen by the public to pretend that it never existed.


7e55d3  No.651447

>>650342

>I didn't know that so many of your followers had their funnybones surgically removed

Or it could be that Bob isn't funny and never was.

Seriously, is there anything worse than being MovieBob dickrider?


d0bc12  No.655797

>>646757

The Fried Chicken Mac and cheese is alright, but look at the size of it.

You know Movieblob is the only one eating it in his parent's basement.


79ce13  No.658034

File: 149d7d6bc4a49bb⋯.png (71.56 KB, 471x623, 471:623, bob bernie.png)

File: 6071bd61f876ba9⋯.png (47.49 KB, 475x527, 475:527, bob bernie2.png)

I'm sure that a thousand fedoras came into existence when he posted these tweets.


47a922  No.658074

>>658034

>the white working class holds us back

They're going to end up paying for your triple bypass you tub of goo.


2a4317  No.658107

>>658034

Who does he think grows/raises the food he gouges himself on daily?


99439a  No.658140

>>658107

Underpants gnomes, probably.


2eabb3  No.658175

>>658034

White working class pays for bob welfare


2a4317  No.658202

>>658140

The sad thing is I can see him actually believing food is made by magical fairies or something and delivered to his mom so she can feed him.


83e618  No.661444

File: 8a223140c248b4e⋯.jpeg (113.59 KB, 450x585, 10:13, serveimage.jpeg)

>>637583

This needs to made into a Sonichu-like comic, it would be the most awesome thing. Even better if we could somehow trick Bob into drawing it himself.




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