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Quick summary on what makes Bob a /cow/.
Bob is a neckbeard that sees himself as part of the liberal elite when in reality he's a useful idiot.
He thinks anyone who doesn't share his views are morons that shouldn't be allowed to vote.
He considers the working class stupid and unnecessary in current year.
He thinks being right wring is the same thing as being evil.
Sad thing is that there's people out there that will take Bob's advice if you can call it that.
>in reality he's a useful idiot.
Bob isn't a useful anything.
Bob has no friends or any kind of socialization outside of his twitter echo chamber, so this will be pretty easy for him to do.
Isn't that the same "advice" cult leaders give?
It is. Blob is easily one of the stupidest self-proclaimed intellectuals around. Although he might actually be a genius if you think about it. Who else but Blob has created a wormhole in space so he can stick his own head up his ass?
Has blob ever had his own walk-in moment where his father or mother's boyfriend burst into his room while he's filming and demanded he clean up his room or retract and embarrassing statement? He's effectively the nintendo version of cwc.
>In his 40s
>Literally lives in his parents basement
>Compared the console wars to 9/11 and Vietnam
>Listens and believe goy
How come male feminists always lack self awareness?
You seriously think there are people that would cut someone off for supporting trump but haven't done so yet?
This should be in every OP of this faggot.
>Wow, some people are very petty
Should ban this man Moviebob, I think he is talking about you
How will movie bob justify democrats numbers are decreasing while the Republicans are growing? SJWs think they are majority.
>how much longer will a vast majority of worth and value allow itself to be pushed around by a worthless, fading few
He says while sitting on his fat ass in his mom's basement, shitting his pants and doing nothing to stand up to the "few."
Bob sips his MeltyRed carbonated guarana beverage harvested by hundreds of inbred tribals in the Amazon. The splinters in his chair grind against each other, desperately clinging together with their fingernails to prop Bob's massive insulin gut above the sweat puddle soaking into his offwhite basement floor. He slams his MSG-powdered fist upon the backlit logitech keyboard assembled by a dozen creaking communist chink wrists. His mouth opens and wet dust from a dozen forgotten frozen meals sprays forth from his gape.
Truly the man of the downtrodden and the voice of the oppressed.
>there are two types of people in the world
Funny how someone that believes in 73 different genders has such a binary view on humans.
>Side that loves homosexuals, abortion, and cutting your dick off to become something you are not
>Somehow increasing in number
I wonder if "POC" lover Bob knows how many black babies are aborted every year.
>Mario and Luigi were born in the Mushroom Kingdom? That doesn’t
make any sense! How’d they grow up in Brooklyn, then? Were they sent
there at some point, like Superman, unaware of their real origins? And how
were they Italian-Americans if they came from a world with no Italy and no
America? Oooh! Maybe that’ll be the plot of the next game! Maybe…
What a retard, I don't even know what this book is about, I just sorta skimmed through it and the whole thing is a rambling mess.
He's a real fat sack of shit.
We all know bob only pro-abortion because white women are still the second biggest abortion Havers worldwide second to Chinese women. Blacks in the United States have high abortion numbers than all of Africa. Blacks having more abortion is only an America thing. Which pro-abortionp /pol/ack always ignore or hilariously poorly defend white women killing white babies. I like to troll feminist and /pol/ on abortion all the time.
That's about as nasty and unlikable as it is sad and embarrassing.
What happened to "listen and believe" bob?
Generally the white women who get abortions aren't the kind of women who you want passing their genes on anyway.
and just because the mother is white, doesn't mean the baby is white
I hate his stupid profile picture, his fat xbox-sized hands take up like 50% of the picture.
>my pet peeve is people who prepare for the biblical end times when the actual bible doesn't tell them to
These people need a tutorial to tell them to scratch their ass.
For Blob he also needs a four foot long stick.
>I need to get my artistic-endeavors off the ground so I can have the funds
My jaw hit the fucking floor, how delusional can you be? If you aren't drawing porn than you aren't making any money in art.
Nah a bunch of jewtubers want art for their gay channels, there's also indy games, but I somehow doubt that person has a future in art.
>People who own an armory's worth of weaponry and likely practice with it daily if not weekly aren't any good with them
It's like blob lives in a fantasy world.
I wonder how he manages to conflate that tidbit of wisdom with his belief that policemen should just cap violent criminals in the knee from 30 yards away.
>that subtle implication that your wife's son would be black
His cunning plan is to rob people with guns of their guns when he's short on guns. I don't think bob lives in a fantasy world. He's just stupid.
He's not even the first twitter-addicted SoyJW I've seen say something like that. That faggot who used to be a kicker for the vikings before he got fired and tried to lie about watching a little girl get raped said essentially the same thing. >She has changed >her name to Cassandra Klew since then.
Anyway, >her tweet went something like (paraphrasing here) "don't bother giving gun manufacturers your money! When the time comes for revolution, just raid a pawn shop, hunting store or armory and other revolutionaries will teach you how to use them!"
That's so hilariously retarded I don't even want to explain what's wrong with it, because I want a group of morons like Bob to read it, think it's a good idea and actually try it.
Um sweetie don't you know real life is like Dead Rising? #smashthefash
You need girlfriend to raise some woman black son.
He's more like a low level named mob. Just a complete glutton for punishment and embarrassment that doesn't ever seem to go away.
No because an NPC wouldn't skip his grandmother's funeral to play mario
You might be on to something because this looks like something NPCs would say to each other.
Kill yourself you cuckchan rapefugee, you fucking gutted this meme with your warmface bullshit.
Nobody cares about "4chan refugees" anymore, kid. The whole site is 4chan refugees.
Dubs confirm, 4de724 is just a sensitive pussy who can't stand that the npc meme tells him more about himself than he ever wanted to know.
It's about a lump of dried gristle defining his life via a mediocre vidya. Blob's mario obsession is weird, since he hates nintendo and shiggy for ruining his stupid bronx headcanon and has likely never played any other title in the series.
<w-we outnumber you now, get over it!
His obsession with Mario has little to do with Mario himself and a whole lot more to do with his refusal to leave his Nintendo cereal eating, He-Man and Transformer watching, NES playing 80s childhood in the past where it belongs.
Fuck off faggots, we see through your bullshit.
Bob found out about the NPC meme.
The NPC meme is kind of retarded.
Most people have some level of consciousness/agency in the universe. The grain of truth in the NPC meme is of course that not all people are equally conscious or "awake," by any means. It's a pretty important grain of truth.
>NPC meme gets posted in the thread
>Suddenly Bob starts bitching about it
Hi Bob! You're a morbidly obese failure!
>"People it's okay for Trump supporters to beat up…"
Love this shitlib myth of the violent trump mobs. Tell me, which side is it that started the "punch nazis" meme?
It's settled. MovieBob is the ultimate NPC.
This is the first I've heard of this, wouldn't blob be triggered in a shivering, sweating heap of crisco at the sight of a physically fit man portrayed as the moral authority in a show? I also doubt the fucker played any nes games aside from the pack in smb+duck hunt and that copy of smb3.
Tell me more about your shitty non-life faggot.
Not going to sage, those quads are Godly.
Trump merely existing makes these people hurt themselves more than they could ever actually hurt us.
>"The NPC meme is offensive!"
>"Trump supporters are inferior vermin!"
Sounds like it's hitting a raw nerve to me.
>hey it's almost like some people just repeat the same lines over and ov-
<BRARGH FUCK YOU TRUMPIST
>That overblown reaction
Exactly why it's an effective meme.
An overweight person giving advice on healthy decisions. Just wow
It's like Bob wants a foot up his ass.
It's astounding how people still don't get this.
>t-the m-meme is l-lame it doesn't even have a-any e-effect
>also ITS THE NEXT SLUR THE EVIL DEHUMANIZING NAZIS ARE GOING TO USE TO PUT US IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love watching the lefty's always try and downplay how asshurt these insults always make them, they tried the same thing with cuck so much.
>h-ha I'm not a bird only birds can be cuckolds since that is the dictionary definition h-ha b-PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD!
>Bob makes fun of people who don't like big corporations
Yep, he sure is a good corporate cocksucker neoliberal.
Did you see when they tried to argue they aren't real cuckolds because it's technically not their fetish?
>, he sure is a good corporate cocksucker neoliberal.
Is there a hardcore leftists that isn’t a corporate shill?
Bob's main concern with "increasing conglomeration" is that Trump voters will make comic books.
Bob pretending he actually gives a fuck about artists when he's the actual corporate shill
Yeah, but the problem is they're commies.
Kinda hard to support artists when you explicitly hate people who like artists over giant conpanies.
What's he fucking rambling about?
>Note: Yes, this is what I ultimately came up with: The Care Bears are Archangels, the Cloud Keeper is an Old Testament "god," Grumpy is a sympathetic Lucifer and this is (loosely) "Paradise Lost."
Someone must've told him he needs to lose weight.
>Male feminists think fat acceptance movement will support men
>still trying to force this meme
>responding to a 5 day old post just so show how mad you are
>for people with lives
Oh Bob, don't ever change.
Might be on to something there.
Akiba if you see this thank you man.
>being that desperate for vagina
Why cant he just buy some whore?
>movie bob fanboys are probably bigger losers than him
Can someone start posting twitter screenshots of blob fans? Especially that Mario mutt guy.
You might be right since Dobson, Jerry Peet, and Steve Shives are fans of Bob.
>movie bob fanboys
It's honestly amazing that there are real people that are pathetic enough to actually like blob. Even his mom keeps him locked in the basement.
There like there a lot of Potential lulz among the movie bob fans
Bob jumped the shark here.
>everyone that disagrees with me is hitler
You'd think with his Rick and Mortly level IQ he could come up with something at least a little different.
Is movie blob someone who unironically think black female Nazis fought for Germany in world war 2 because battlefield V said so?
>black female Nazis
That is the weirdest fucking thing to me. You'd think SJWs would be outraged they made PoC wymunz, something that is tow of their sacred cows, a nazi, something they consider the evilest thing ever.
They only feign outrage over whatever their handlers tell them to.
There are a fuck load of nigger women on Tumblr who have a boner for nazis. I used to collect screencaps of them.
>the president causes bad luck!
Didn't know bob was woke to the trump curse.
Okay now this is epic.
Noticed how woke athiest always believe in bad luck?
movie Bob is unironically badass Imo, I know he's a fat autistic lefty, but he's just… I dunno… Kinda powerful?
He's the fat guy who can knock down a brick parade with a punch. Also his special effects and stories are kino
>Cut out people with any opinion remotely not your own
>Doesn't realize that most people have done that to him and his fellow leftists
>Inadvertent Bubble creation will lead to more lulz.
Spotted the tranny faggot.
What the fuck is Bob bitching about exactly?
I belive you should back to your cointament thread full of transphobics
Some guy at Rockstar cried about how they totally can't make a new GTA while Trump is president because
the game was designed to julay you with shark cards for another 10 years because the political landscape is just too divisive and the series can't handle dating itself so dangerously like that or some shit. Just word salad garbage to keep their company at the top of the headlines in time for a new release.
don't make me do this , just ..
You do a really good impression of a retarded person.
>Comin' back home with my pa after a night out camping in rural Kentucky
>Notice the door's been kicked open, see a fat silhouette in the window
>"Cock your gun, boy! There's a bear in the house!"
>Burst into the kitchen together like we're the Boondock Saints or some shit
>See a morbidly obese dude with glasses and a bad goatee hyperventilating while trying to shove the kitchen table out of the way
>"What in tarnation?"
>Fat guy sees us, starts freaking out
>Begins sluggishly power-walking to the decorative 1776 musket rifle on the wall pa put up for aesthetic
>Fat guy starts trying to pry it off the wall, clearing in pain and looking like he's about to shit himself with each pull
>My grandmother with bad eyesight comes out with her late husband's Garand and shoots him in the ass.
>Bullet appears to do no visible damage due to fat man's massive amount of flab
>Still shrieks like a girl and runs away like Curly from the Three Stooges
>Babbles something about the coastal overlords and some guy named Blumpf as he slips and falls face first into the pile of pig poop in our backyard
>Me and Pa's faces when
MovieBob is unironically more successful and more fit than average /pol/tard
This fat sack of shit is the last person to be calling anyone weak.
>a truly "superior" individual wouldn't fight back if they were punched
These guys larp tough but spend all their time trying to convince their opponents to let them win.
>American right wingers are why we can't have globalism!
Surely it has nothing to do with China, and Islam, and enemies of the classical liberal foundation of the modern western world you hold so closely to you Bob, naw its obviously the Republicans that are why we cant have globalism, I sure wish I can be as woke as you Bob.
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How soon until movie blob calls Brazil White supremacist state like the BBC/silicon valley?
The Jew fear the Monkey
Let's hope Bob isn't in a red state right now.
Is he only pretending to be retarded though? That's some weakass shilling he's doing for blob.
Hey that’s something. Has anyone ever called out bob for wanting to erase the cultures of minorities via globalization?
The one big world bob wants would require countries to leave their current culture behind and adopt a presumably American based one
He is over 20 years older than most of them, and that's still not true. Does Bob even make 20k a year?
This fat, balding little man seems to spend a good portion of his daily life rambling on Twitter about Ttrump, while the rest of the day goes to producing his videos where he rambles about pop culture and Mario.
I feel like he is going to die from a heart attack one of these days, a man can only hold so much anger and frustration.
How deep can Bob shove his head up his own ass?
Never go full /pol/
Someone needs to send these tweets/screenshots to The escapist. Bob will probably delete those tweets and go on full damage control soon.
>these three billionaires seem to be pushing an agenda
<EXCUSE ME THEY'RE JEWISH
Bob you can't just say that you madman!
>weakness is a choice!
This is your brain on liberalism. Because when nothing can be biologically inherent, everything must be a moral failing.
It's like he's semi-sane until he has to connect it to some bizarre lefty talking point.
>How deep can Bob shove his head up his own ass?
At this point it's his ass that is being pushed towards his head, it's like an ouroboros infinite cycle of stupidity.
The equivalent of jews in high fantasy settings are elves tho.
Only the shitty ones.
He really is just assblasted that he couldn't play Mario 24/7 as a kid even over 30 years later.
Stupid people do scare easily. Also a republican was just voted into office, it's only a matter of time until jews will be shoved into ovens, help we're all going to be murdered.
>stupid people scare easy
>but i'm a smurt boi who just so happens to hysterically overreact to everything i don't like
>He's the fat guy who can knock down a…
Who the fuck talks like this? Is this what all those bitch hormones do to your frontal lobe?
>bob going full /pol/
Why does Bob make so many bipartisan issues about Republicans specifically? I'm a registered Republican but my understanding is that a lot of Democrats still support the second amendment and the Church. Are they also stupid as Bob claims?
In true neckbeard fashion Bob hates it when he's criticized.
>I'm a registered Republican but my understanding is that a lot of Democrats still support the second amendment and the Church. Are they also stupid as Bob claims?
Blob ignores the fact democrats are taking a hit because they ignore the conservative base of their party. Democrats use to be a centrist party not a liberal party.
Even channel awesome cunts making fun of movie bob now?
>Trump recognized Jerusalem as capital of Israel, assblasting anti-Zionoist and Arabs
>Precious Daughter married a Jew and converted to Judaism
>Jew son-in-law is an influential adviser
>Steven Miller one of the strongest anti-immigrant advisors to Trump is yamaka wearing Jew
A bunch of angry social rejects in white polos, apart of an internet movement in shambles, is indicative of the American right wing though.
I'd love to see him shipped out to west virginia or the rust belt and get into heated arguments with bluedog democrats. Bear in mind that blob opposed Bernie on the grounds the Bernie was being too generous to workers in middle America, who in Bob's mind should be absolutely crushed. He's a so called progressive that throws social welfare under the bus just to spite rednecks. The funny thing is that he probably doesn't encounter these people very much up in MA
He also definitely gets welfare himself.
I bet Bob and his fans would love to roundhouse kick female Trump supporters.
Do bluedog Democrats even exist anymore? The reason why trump exploded in popularity is because he Rally the conservatives the GOP tried to purge from the party. I doubt dem going to rally the bluedog Democrats.
Noticed how bob fans always look like sex offenders and stereotypical incels they like to make fun of?
That's exactly what happened, but I just think it would be interesting to send bob back to 2014 when they did exist and watch him tell them "I'm progressive but fuck your family and income."
Bob's doing the South Park "mocking both sides" thing he criticizes.
Also, why are all your comments on Bob screencaps so boring and generic?
just let him bleed out from diabetus
The problem is the democratic party has been completely overtaken by corporate interests and lobbyists. That's why they lean on identity politics so hard, because they don't have any principles they haven't sold out on. The middle class had to bite the bullet because the dems needed money and favors from their corporate overlords.
This comes off as attacking his own side for being overreacting fags who jump at everything. At least thats how I'll read it as.
Because half of them are bots I guarantee it.
ATHEIST GOD FUCKING SPEED
Bob detects a coincidence!
>blob opposed Bernie on the grounds the Bernie was being too generous to workers in middle America
I'm convinced that Bob's entire political ideology is based around "How can I get back at the blonde jocks who bullied me in highschool?"
I guarantee you he was never once actually bullied. People who obsess over it never were.
Don't even think its that complex. More like "People Who Support Orange Man Bad!"
The things that come out of Bob's mouth!
lol he's got his own term for 4D chess.
>lol he's got his own term for 4D chess.
Movie bob probably thinks the blue check mark on twitter means he a Real celebrity.
Bob isn't actually very far left at all. He's a mainstream corporate-cocksucker democrat who tows the party line exactly when he's expected to.
So he's the equivalent of a 2004-era Bushite who had a "Support our Troops" sticker on their car and said that Iraq needed "democracy"?
As in, no actual fucking difference at all.
I bet the "jocks" were just normal kids and the "bullying" was just them telling the weird Mario autist to fuck off when he couldn't shut up about how much he wants to suck Miyamoto's cock. Bob has his head so far up his ass, the would perceive anyone as a bully who doesn't recognize him as the insightful intellectual he is.
Jesus I would have bullied this kid to death.
Why doesn't Bob just put his money where his mouth is and make a political show for jew tube
<unless he knows he is just parroting pseudo intellectual talking points
They probably didn't even acknowledge him and he just kept to himself. he just resented them because they got all the girls and attention. Usually it's not the "jocks" or popular kids that bully, it's the vo-tech type kids that do.
>checkin' out women.
>90% of Anime, (or Japanimation,) is excessively violent, full of blood, packed with gore and naked women. (I'm a big fan of the first two, but naked cartoon women fail to turn me on no matter how well drawn.)
>MiSTies. Yup, MiSTies. Think of us as Trekkies with LIVES.
Holy shit this is fucking gold. Aside from the CHECKIN OUT WOMYN his smug self-importance barely changed in 20 years.
>But it ALSO means I acknowledge that there is NO reality of nature humans cannot defy, overwrite, rise about of change.
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>I believe in science
>There more than two genders
>You are healthy at any size
>Women find male feminists attractive
>it a myth that women like masculine fit men
>Islam is progressive
>i believe in science
>but i also believe we can ignore science if it hurts our feelings
The escapist deserves it by rehiring bob.
When the Devil is right, you have to give Him His due.
However, I also think that (((Marks))) knew about this suit ahead of time and hired Bob as an attempt to appease the mob. Trouble is, the appetite of the mob is insatiable as Bob's appetite for food.
>However, I also think that (((Marks))) knew about this suit ahead of time and hired Bob as an attempt to appease the mob. Trouble is, the appetite of the mob is insatiable as Bob's appetite for food.
This right here is why God flooded the earth.
>there is no reality humans can't change
>is somehow baffled that Trump got elected
This segues nicely into a post I wanted to make
A while back these guys (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWgZUBwK714) did a stream and their guest was a guy who knew MovieBob from way back on IRC when Bob was apparently a committed atheist who believed that death was a social construct. The guy claims that MovieBob also wrote a terrible fanfiction which was basically a rip-off of Captain N The Game Master but with Bob as a self-insert in place of Captain N and the forces of evil were 2000s era FPSes.
Anyway, I looked all over for this fanfiction and had no luck in finding the original. But I asked the guy on stream about it (on plebbit) and he gave me a hugely detailed summary of it which I'm reposting here for you all to enjoy
>Aside from the CHECKIN OUT WOMYN his smug self-importance barely changed in 20 years
He still thirsts for womyn.
Most male feminists at least try not to make it obvious that they're only male feminists to get cunt. But Bob is so autistic and so incapable of controlling his power level that he often lets it be known that, yes, he is a male feminist just to try (and miserably fail) to get pussy
Even Hillary Clinton isn't far enough to the left for Bob.
Bob Chipman is a retard.
Hillary isn't really left anyway. Not that long ago she was against fag marriage. She's whatever she thinks will get her elected.
Sounds pretty left to me.
Funnily enough Bob attempts to rationalise this by saying that Hilary and Obama were 'only pretending' to be against gay marriage
Bob wants to strip rights from someone yet he calls himself progressive?
Bob's a closet eugenicist, of course he doesn't believe "inferiors" should have rights.
Bobby was an airheaded cheerleader for Hilldog for years, and sang the praises of her neoliberal corporatism up until now. I guess "MUH REFUGEES" is more important than "MUH WOMEN"
>this counts as food in the Chipman household
This is SoK-tier.
>food that isn't a salad
<HTAT'S NOT FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
It's not exactly great, but looks like just a macaroni and cheese casserol with what looks like broccoli and fried chicken. Pretty nasty, but still food.
>willingly eating only the moldy parts of blue cheese
I shiggy diggy
Shut up weenie, that shit looks rotten.
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>Not only he a loser manchild
>looks up to a loser like movie blob
Please dig up more information. I have a feeling he a sex offender.
>I have a feeling he a sex offender.
He's a male feminist. He's definitely a sex offender.
Highly underrated post. If true, this sounds like a masterpiece of bad fan fiction. We must find proof it existed.
Start by searching the fanfic archive on TvTrope's "horrible" page and go from there.
>Most of the X-Men are white
This person has never picked up a single issue of X-Men in their fucking life.
>storm doesnt exist
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Bob not even being original with retardation. Animation domination based the x-men for having too many white characters. SJW turning on x-men never not be amusing to me. X-men use to be the most leftist comic out there.
If she isn't complaining about racism every second, she must be just as bad those evil nazi white men!
>Start by searching the fanfic archive on TvTrope's "horrible" page and go from there.
Tried it. I meticulously searched archives of TVTropes' 'So Bad It's Horrible'. Couldn't find anything so I tried 'So Bad It's Good'. Nothing. Then, on the theory that people are stupid enough to like Bob, I tried simply searching through their fanfiction. Couldn't find it there either. So either it was never on TVTropes or the spotty archiving didn't catch it.
I also tried looking thorough archives of Project AFTER. Project AFTER was a site and forum dedicated to mocking bad fanfiction. They even did a mock of Bob's SMB3 Brick-by-Brick (archive here: http://archive.is/http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=4792* ) ThatGamingAsshole mentioned on the original stream that Bob's fanfiction was featured on 'best of the worst' Project AFTER had an Essentials list, subtitled 'Best of the absolute worst', so I thought there was a reason he remembered that exact phrase. But Project AFTER went down last year and, though it was extensively archived, they didn't archive everything and a lot of fanfiction on there couldn't be found anywhere else.
Bob, for his part, denies the thing ever existed. I don't believe ThatGamingAsshole is lying, because A) he has nothing to gain by doing so and B) his summary is too detailed and sounds too much like Bob to be completely made up, so my conclusion is that this thing must be supremely awful for the guy who decided Brick-by-Brick and Gameovereater should be seen by the public to pretend that it never existed.
>I didn't know that so many of your followers had their funnybones surgically removed
Or it could be that Bob isn't funny and never was.
Seriously, is there anything worse than being MovieBob dickrider?
The Fried Chicken Mac and cheese is alright, but look at the size of it.
You know Movieblob is the only one eating it in his parent's basement.
I'm sure that a thousand fedoras came into existence when he posted these tweets.
>the white working class holds us back
They're going to end up paying for your triple bypass you tub of goo.
Who does he think grows/raises the food he gouges himself on daily?
Underpants gnomes, probably.
White working class pays for bob welfare
The sad thing is I can see him actually believing food is made by magical fairies or something and delivered to his mom so she can feed him.
This needs to made into a Sonichu-like comic, it would be the most awesome thing. Even better if we could somehow trick Bob into drawing it himself.
Yet another thing goes over Bob's head.
>Everyone who disagree with me is a literal Nazi
why is bob so stupid, is it because he's fat
Well fuck, forgot to post. Anyway, Bob being a fat fucking moron is more of a symptom of his stupidity not a cause of it.
Name a single not stupid fatass.
Yeah, I know he was thin as a young man but if becoming fat automatically made you stupid then he'd be a blithering idiot rather than the man who saved Britain.
William the Conqueror
Getting fat when you're old is a non-sequitur and completely different. F for effort, try again.
You're the guy who asked for naming one fat person who wasn't an idiot. While, yes, the majority are stupid there are exceptions to the rule. It's like how the existence of Thomas Sowell doesn't disprove the idea that niggers are morons on the aggregate but it also doesn't disprove that Thomas Sowell himself is a very intelligent man.
Tell your latin teacher to do a better job.
How is being a wage slave for big city companies that pay shit better than the farmer?
BeCaUsE cItIeS hAvE cUlTuRe.
Brb, I need to go to the auto store for the 3rd time this month. Drivers side window keeps getting busted out. Costs $1800/mo. to live in some shoebox apartment but at least I'm surrounded by intelligent urbanites.
>being this much of a cringelord
You can say that again.
<nazis don't deserve to live, kill them all
<anyone who disagrees is a nazi
>right back at you
<h-h-hey, can't we talk about this
Bob just keeps proving stupid he really is.
This is the cunt who called BLM history of riots, cops killings and political violence brave and righteous. I hope he gets mugged by a black guy
He never explains WHY white people are obsolete anyway.
Because he doesn't know. He just regurgitates progressive talking points hoping there's some landwhale out there with enough daddy issues to touch his penis.
>hoping there's some landwhale out there with enough daddy issues to touch his penis.
You do know that neckbeards like Bob only go after women that are waaay out of his league and landwales go after dudes that are out of theirs'?
I'd say even a landwhale is out of blob's league.
A cheap blowup doll is out of blob's league.
Bob's begging for a fisting here.
So leftists are cool with the concept of santa claus when it's convenient for them.
I figured leftists always loved free shit.
So I guess this is what blob did with his Christmas. Not surprising considering his parents probably won't let him out of the basement when family is over.
Too bad for Bob that Nationalism gains popularly every time someone on the left opens their mouth.
How much did Trump broke this guy? Holy shit.
It's hilarious to see though, the manchild whose greatest life achievement is publishing an e-book about how the Mario cartoon changed his life is going on a downstream spiral of madness due to a reality show host becoming president.
Yeah, how dare another country continue their traditions! Are we sure Bob's mad at the Japan because he's a leftist or because they're killing the few relatives that won't make him sit in the car when other family is over?
He also doesn't seem to understand that for every Japanese whaling boat not being allowed out in waters a dozen chink ones will do the same thing anyway unregulated causing ten times the environmental damage.
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>How much did Trump broke this guy?
>Halo is literally racist white supremacy propaganda
>Halo has no black characters
>Halo pro Nazi because the convant were multicultural and diverse
>Halo pro coveant and flood genocide
Movie blob always been a special kind of retarded long before trump got elected. Only thing more retarded than him Is 343 industries listened too Game journalists like blobby bob.
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I love how he thinks japan ever stopped whaling. He also ether ignoring or clueless on the biggest whalers in the world is still China and native Americans. Native Americans are worse overfishers in North America. Liberal courts and ((environmentalists)) turn a blind eye to them. Hell Not only Indian casinos are not clean places. They are often tax Exam and abused labor laws which even mafia owned cashinos obay.
And Bob and his followers call themselves tolerant.
Start doxxxxxing blob fans. I bet half of them are sex offenders or advocating violence/post threats online. Hell movie bob called for violence so much on twitter. We can report him to the fbi at this point.
I guarantee half of them are sockpuppets.
What Bob is saying here is more true of him than anyone he thinks is a Nazi.
>"Too stupid to be considered sentient"
>Says the man who ate himself into Type 2 Diabetes and hasn't lost a single pound since the diagnosis
You know, its funny. I remember watching MovieBob back when he first came out with the whole "OverThinker" character and one of his earliest videos was about how the sexualization of strong women in games is perfectly fine and how maybe hot ladies should give nerds a chance, even if they come off as creepy at first. I went back through his archives and found out it was episode 6 and that it was removed from his youtube and blogspot pages after he started getting headhunted by SJWs. If anyone could dig up that episode and blast it, getting his SJW friends to disavow him might get him to kill himself or something
Do you have a source on tribal overfishing?
>Decide to give it a shot by playing anything other than CE first
>Halo has no black characters
Even an insane person can get these two right.
>Bob liking a theocracy that enslaves other races to commit genocide in the name of their religion
>A united planet Earth is just not diverse enough
>Do you have a source on tribal overfishing?
Pretty much all elected officials in Washington and California outright let tribes break environmental laws and ((journalists )) are outright rage that tribes might face the same fishing laws as anyone else. http://thelens.news/2016/05/03/state-tribes-dispute-shuts-down-puget-sound-salmon-fishing-season-for-now/
Like any other male feminist Bob is quick to shit on a woman that is not a feminist.
I don't know what you're talking about! Calling women dried-up cumsleeves and telling them that once they're no longer fuckable they'll be useless human garbage is the most feminist thing you can say! It really owns those cons!
Have the whole thing
>MK's fighting system is good
>Mobile games are good
>Doom is hard
>WAAAAAH DOUG TENNAPAL IS MEAN
>Cave Story is ok
The one about Doom just epitomizes just how absolutely shit Bob is at games.
Male feminists have really been going after female right wringers lately.
Bob and his fans get triggered.
Can't help but to think that Bob was smelling his own farts when he was writing this.
It's a shame. I watched the very first few Game Overthinker episodes, as well as all his pre-gamergate Escapist cocks. He didn't used to be this insane, I guess turbulent 2017 made something in him snap and turn into this insufferable idiot.
The skits were always bad though.
What kind of people are giving this crazy hateful dumbass money?
Other crazy hateful dumbasses. He's not taking in as big of a haul as it appears as paypig takes a cut and Massachusetts bends him over come tax season
Whenever it was he started going on about Halo being jingoist war propaganda was the point he officially lost it.
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Surprised no one brought up movie blob is only an atheist because he saw Kevin Smith dogma. The movie that ended with a pro-religious outlook and made fun of the hypocrisy of organized atheism long before the youtube skeptic community was a thing. Talk about missing the whole point of dogma.
Also Who the fuck gets triggered by Dennis miller?
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Bob sees Kevin Smith as a adopted self insert of himself. He more salty over Kevin Smith conservative/libertarian learnings more than the decline of his films.
No, it was worse. He was arguing that Halo was pro eugenics because Master Chief has blue eyes. That was literally his argument.
He had a lot of good videos after that in my opinion, but that was the first time I finished one of his videos and thought he was a fucking dumbass.
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The Halo Nazi episode was back in mid 2011. He's been an insufferable idiot for the last 7 years.
>He had a lot of good videos after that in my opinion
No, he didn't.
He also gets his facts straight up wrong right at the start, saying Smith apologized for making Mallrats even though it's common knowledge the apology Smith made was done in jest. Just another example of Bob claiming to be a "geek" about shit yet failing to do the most basic ass research anyone else can do.
The closest thing that the fedora tipper does to research is asking people in echo chamber about a topic and taking their word for it, why else would he compare #Gamergate to Neo Nazis?
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Thinking back now. Not sure who was worse. The original new atheism or the proto-furry fandom. They both pretty invented male feminism, LE geek culture and shoehorning identify politics. Hell, the fact the youtube skeptic community still suck off amazing atheist is proof that new atheism promoted the same levels of sexual deviancy as furries. People should’ve known new atheism was full of shit when Richard Dawkins started his bus ads campaign telling atheists to send money to him instead of the church. Now Richard Dawkins promoting feminist rape of science and defending Islam like the majority of new atheism celebrities.
"Atheism" in general is dogshit. Not believing in spirituality is one thing, but trying to base your entire identity on how smart you are for not believing is by its very nature autistic, narcissistic and prone to failure.
tvtropes was the petri dish for all this bullshit pretty much.
Dawkins realized too late in his life that Islam is a much bigger cancer than Christianity.
Like most kikes and kike accessories his supposed regret is half hearted at most and he takes no effort to correct any of the mistakes he claims to have made. Fuck him.
Good thing it's a strawman then
Is it, anon? Are you going to tell me guys like TJ Kirk and Dusty Smith don't base their entire personalities around that exact kind of thing?
Kirk is a prick, but he's like that about most things, no? Most of his yt-identity is like that, but I don't know what he does irl. But I'm sure you could find a dozen people fitting you'r description, I just don't thinkg it's true about most.
You seem really assblasted about people making fun of braindead fashion atheists for some reason.
>There's mountains of EVIDENCE, there's just no PROOF
That's the stupidest statement I've ever read in my life. I can totally understand why it sounded good in his head, but when released from the vacuum of his grease-soaked brain and put into reality, it is by far the dumbest thing I've heard all damn day.
and I owe Juan Roriston a beer for the way he handled Bob. He said what we were all thinking.
>There is PROOF but not EVIDENCE
You obese greasy fuck, you need evidence to get proof. You're too proud to be wise and too fat to grow old.
Bob is the last person to be calling anyone thick.
All I ever hear from progressives like Bob is how backwards and patriarchal and eurocentric Christmas is and how it advocates for a capitalist consumerist colonialist culture but Trump says Santa isn't real and they're singing Jingle Bells with candy canes up their ass.
I have a question, has anyone ever tracked down these "bullies" who picked on Movieslob? I just want to see these "dumb jocks" who shaped his view on people he claims are "inferior" it really makes you wonder.
Can he be anymore of a sack of shit?
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>>There's mountains of EVIDENCE, there's just no PROOF
Maybe we should inform twitter and blob employers There mountains of evidences just no proof of his years of sexually abusing children and attempting to rape women. Movie bob have to admit he a rapist if he truly supports feminism.
>an entire generation of kids who hate trump will rise up
>Generation of kids who hate trump will rise up
>Tik tok and goblin slayer turning a generation of kids into Nazis
Which is it blob?
<Generation of kids who hate trump will rise up
<Tik tok and goblin slayer turning a generation of kids into Nazis
>Which is it blob?
I miss saint terry
Gen Z is made up of people who eat tide-pods, crossdress and laugh at Pewdiepie's nazi jokes. I highly doubt they'll be much of a threat to anyone except the corporate left.
Was Bob dropped on his head as a baby?
Send those tweets to bob employeers and the kid lawyer. The whole MAGA hat thing was bullshit started by a lying fake red man larper. His lawyer now suing people for jew for slandering the kid.
>I'm looking forward to "entire generation of loney aging MAGA's disowned by their shamed children and grandparents"
A laughable amount of projection onto other people. The fat balding man who dresses up as mario to make video game skits is going to lecture everyone on shame lmao.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Movie Blob, enjoy your stay.
>Bob was "thrown into" therapy and nearly kicked out of school multiple times
This is new info, but it's not surprising in the least. Shame the therapy clearly didn't work.
Pretty much guaranteed he's lying to garner sympathy with that.
>I was such a shit people wanted to medicate me people tried to expel me from different schools several times
>I'm not racist though, so I'm better than these people
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With as much heat I will get for bringing this up. We need to inform quarter pounder. That fat fuck will get fatty bob fired. He got Game journalists that dox people fired in the past. We can’t pass this great opportunity. https://mobile.twitter.com/TheQuartering
What then does moviebob call his long tirades about how people he doesn't like are lesser humans who shouldn't be able to vote?
He's as smug as he is fat.
Does Bob not see the irony of thinking others have "undeserved and unearned social power" when if it weren't for twitter and the internet, his fat ass would have to get a real job and keep his retarded opinions to himself?
A rhetorical question, if cows had self-awareness then they wouldn't be cows.
>there is a soulsickness that holds our whole society back from becoming a better world.
At least they'll have children and grandchildren, Blob
>I was a little asshole
And lo and behold he has so little self-awareness that he doesn't realise he hasn't changed
>It never ONCE occurred to me to do racism
From his shitty book
>but whereas my primary school had been an uneventful little place, my high school was another story: private and Catholic, but still very much “downtown,” mostly populated by Italian, Irish and Greek hoodlums whose families mainly paid tuition to keep them from having to go to the same schools as the somehow “worse” Black and Latino hoodlums.
He might be telling the truth there. Not all kids who go to Catholic schools are Catholic. Some send their kids there just so they can go to a private school.
>if you do bad shit a bad reputation should follow you.
Oh Bob, don't ever change.
Don't have to worry about that.
Of course not. He's too fat to be smoking crack consistently. Now, if he's turning his apartment into a hotbox 24/7? More likely judging by his girth.
It appears Bob is getting a little sensitive about being called a corporate-cocksucker. Whatever you do, don't call him a bootlicking corporate stooge or a wannabe-bourgeoisie bottom bitch.
>billionaire monopoly man among the far right
>mfw pic related
YOU DARE INVOKE THE WRATH OF THE NAZBOL GODS?
So is bob saying that he simply does not comprehend firearms?
Reminder about the Obama drone bombing campaigns
>beat up people who don't have our views
And Bob and his fans call themselves tolerant.
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As much as of soyboy looking faggot The quartering is. We should share movie bob violent tweets with him. He help got the Ubisoft dev that was posting death threats to pewidiepie fired. The escapist will get egg in it’s face again. Only Yahtzee keeping them alive at this point.
I'd put money on Rand.
Coming from a guy that says things that make people think that he huffs paint.
Too bad for Bob that people thought he was nutty long before he tweeted this.
I knew Bob was insane but, DAMN he might end up in jail over this.
A leftwing nut that hates rich people what else is new?
Only if they don't dangle some particular shiny objects in front of him, mind you. His favorite band, writer, or whatever probably makes more money in a day than he has in his life and raped more children than he's eaten Twinkies but they helped distract him from the pathetic reality of his life so for that they are forgiven.
Imagine if his legs got as much exercise as his fingers.
Bob is such an awful writer. He uses this overly-dramatic purple prose to mask his dry, bland descriptions of things and relies so heavily on filler and padding I have to wonder if he's actually writing a post or constructing a literal textwall.
Calling Bob a plebe is the understatement of the year.
>A leftwing nut that hates rich people what else is new?
It’s funnier when you remember like Dobson movie blob is from a upper middle class that afford to pay for his worthless college degree.
Please take the crack from Bob.
Urge to punch Bob raising.
There is no end to this manchild's hate and lack of self awareness.
There's something infuriating about the way he combines navelgazing chuunibyou rants with self-congratulatory namedropping .
This will make you foam at the mouth.
Has he been diagnosed with a mental illness? He talks like a homeless street preacher.
He was sent to therapist when he was younger so he probably has something, question is what
>Has he been diagnosed with a mental illness? He talks like a homeless street preacher.
Could Bob and his fans be anymore idiotic?
Do these fuckers even read comics? Keep track of sales? Do they even know how the fucking industry works? Or the fact that this had zero coverage?
I'm honestly convinced he's suffering from some kind of mental disorder.
High fructose corn syrup's one helluva drug.