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File: bfe8b30b4b21eea⋯.png (728.43 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, Rejected For No Reason.png)

File: 7f8b366c4fb73e6⋯.jpg (148.95 KB, 796x950, 398:475, bongadvanced.jpg)

File: e8b560721a8a89f⋯.png (38.4 KB, 600x400, 3:2, clownbong.png)

0dc7f6  No.613531

WELCOME TO THREAD 46 - "Rejected For No Reason Edition!"

Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore.

He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.

==/cow/Catch-up== (What you missed in the last thread)

>He got back from his Turkish vacation where he shared a bedroom with his parents and made numerous creep-shots of other guests.

>He claimed a photo that showed his ex girlfriend's shoulder as a child was "child porn" and actually contacted Discord's trust and safety council to report it.

>Showed his plushie collection on stream (Two alpacas, Mickey Mouse, and a cat that sings Christmas songs)

>Made three new youtube accounts.

>Played Roblox

>Brittany Venti laughed at him and asked her viewers if they would respect someone who jerks off with their mom's hair tie wrapped around their nuts.

>Watched Chaturbate with his stream and rebroadcast a man drilling a dildo up his ass.

>Got permanently banned 6 times from StreamLabs

>Announced he was rebranding to Eggbong

>Announced he wasnt rebranding and he'll always be Britbong (still streams under the username eggbong because he has no choice)

>Dressed up as a clown for Halloween to own an old man he stole a girl from in Second Life 4+ years ago.

>Left Stream.me, protesting against their services, to stream on Mixer

>Left Mixer, complaining about their strict TOS to stream on Dlive

>Left Dlive, protesting about their lack of respect to stream on Mixer

>Left Mixer, due to them rejecting his partnership application to stream on Stream.me

>Had less than 100 viewers

>Announced he was taking a break from streaming because Mixer refused to give him a partnership.

HISTORY

Thread #45: >>517411 (Archive: http://archive.fo/cZxiL)

Thread #44: >>484580 (Archive: https://archive.fo/vClFP)

Thread #43: >>448515 (Archive: https://archive.fo/GzHzP)

Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)

Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)

Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

9aed16  No.613657

File: 06b24466c2bedcc⋯.jpg (51.06 KB, 779x730, 779:730, chocolate santass.jpg)

File: 4819dca76bec07f⋯.jpg (57.92 KB, 779x730, 779:730, onion butt.jpg)

File: a0022a4c7081b8c⋯.jpg (53.41 KB, 798x588, 19:14, peanutbutt.jpg)

aren't we due for some new anal vore britbong memes?


c9f1db  No.613931

File: 59296d3ae6bb339⋯.mp4 (1.25 MB, 800x500, 8:5, 122c7c675cf76a9d38bdde19e8….mp4)

File: 655c736da821f98⋯.png (85.14 KB, 268x269, 268:269, creepy_clown.png)

File: 68cd142826c176a⋯.png (485.29 KB, 701x514, 701:514, nhiniubniuj.png)

WELCOME TO THE CLOWNHOUSE, MOFOS


c9f1db  No.613945

File: bc79484d7f5b17e⋯.mp4 (7 MB, 640x480, 4:3, olh3e.mp4)

>>613931

(Meant to post this one)


6ca5d0  No.614233

>>613931

>>613945

At least we know what he'll be wearing when he finally snaps and tries to kill his parents. A toysized clown murdering people. That has already be a movie.


f2e424  No.614353

i noticed short stack went back to stream.me to try and get some of the new influx of faggots to accidentally watch his wank stream


9f23e3  No.614737

just why is britbong such a major faggot?


81bfdc  No.614875

>>614353

It's the opposite effect so it is hilarious as fuck currently, a lot of those people want to make fun of cows too.


7908be  No.614925

>>614353

>to watch his wank stream

Manlet Tears is that you?

4D chess playing are we?


c15693  No.615039

File: 042043beb77a3ec⋯.png (16.33 KB, 469x66, 469:66, notloved.png)


6ca5d0  No.615150

>>614737

He's a manlet. Being a faggot just comes with the territory.


0dc7f6  No.615783

File: 557f1779832b838⋯.mp4 (3.37 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Britbong has a Keemstar Pr….mp4)

Britbong addresses his problems with Keemstar. Watch for his believable reaction to being accused of posting child porn.

Ultimate troll Game: Count how many times he pulls on his shirt during this 4 minute clip.


9aed16  No.615859

>>615783

>those passive aggressive death threats at 2:20


7ca558  No.616147

A lot of dead threads being bumped out of nowhere? This is on the front page, just at the bottom. I'll bump - just in case it slides ;)


380a7d  No.619628

>>616147

happens every day for the past few weeks.

The even sadder part is that manlet has made at least 5 threads in the catalogue. Do you think anyone here gives a fuck about an angry grandpa thread?


f753c8  No.622862

>>616147

Better keep bumping. These threads have been getting burried lately.


574de3  No.622887

I hate whoever bumps this thread more than I hate britbong. Its like 2 rows down the fucking catalog. Who cares? At least post some fucking cocks rather than mindless bumps


bfd997  No.624486

Can I ask for the clip where britbong's mom shows up midstream? I saw the picture for it last thread but not the whole thing.


9aed16  No.624511

File: 447794fe6ac300c⋯.webm (493.15 KB, 634x348, 317:174, mommy noo!.webm)

File: d348331878d61b9⋯.gif (9.29 MB, 634x348, 317:174, mommy nooo!.gif)

File: 49c0f5da26a7e7a⋯.png (171.02 KB, 382x447, 382:447, mommy noooo.png)


81bfdc  No.624810

File: 06bcd1c57196f33⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 7.02 MB, 300x397, 300:397, midget jerks off dog.gif)

I JUST WANNA CUM


c15693  No.624890

File: 084a654ffa29a9a⋯.png (23.08 KB, 327x175, 327:175, truelove.png)

Is everyone at HouseBong this confused about their sexual identity?

Deplorable, just come out of the closet already.


6c1c38  No.624947

Do Bryan/QoP still obessed with Eggbong? Why both can't live together and get aids together like all gay couples?


28dd70  No.624967

>>624947

KoP is trying to cheat on his one true love Jim with manlet tears?


51a541  No.625423

File: f2e2d34bc5e6f3a⋯.png (1.34 MB, 709x951, 709:951, jammku pizza.png)


81bfdc  No.625622

>>625423

I like how Jammku even looks retarded.


2606bc  No.626843

>mysterious necrobumps with zero cocks

Is Vanner still doing this?


dda453  No.627400

Does britbong only streams on stream.me or what?

Polite sage to avoid necro


aba83e  No.627983

>>625423

whoever made that voocaroo I honestly feel bad for, why does this kid literally mimic the midget he sounds like he's pissing his pants and trying to defend himself via acting autistic.


51a541  No.628807

>>627983

Feeling bad for an alpha male?

You shouldn't.feel bad for someone as muscled and as alpha as Jammku. He gets LOADS of pussy, has lots of ca$h, and plays the hottest games.


28669d  No.628953

>>626843

You mean this thread or the other old threads on this board?


7ca558  No.629504

File: b0d364dd22b69ba⋯.png (195.94 KB, 1079x1263, 1079:1263, Screenshot_20181116-213137.png)


81bfdc  No.629629

>>627983

He's an autistic beta who doesn't understand nobody falls for his "alpha" bullshit about himself.

>>628807

So new, Jammku talking about himself, crazy.


6ca5d0  No.629834

>>625423

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy fuck is this faggot purposely trying to sound like an autistic permavirgin? Either way, post more of these. They're hilarious.


07e9b2  No.630778

File: 1dd1f7f07666c2a⋯.webm (7.24 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, jmaa_broken.webm)

We have to help JMAA somehow. They're breaking him.


dd48dc  No.631006

File: 5ae28aa174e1954⋯.png (90.7 KB, 869x456, 869:456, ClipboardImage.png)

Locking up the Discord more. You can only read his Discord if you've proven that you watch his streams now. Paaaaathetic.


07e9b2  No.631011

File: ab47497d53ff394⋯.jpeg (211.13 KB, 1060x891, 1060:891, aviary-image-154247535857….jpeg)

>>631006

Herr Hoellenhund locked his one too.

What will we do!


dd48dc  No.631015

File: a4c1f570f3b1b33⋯.mp4 (1.35 MB, 640x640, 1:1, britbongdotcom_8_11_2018_2….mp4)

>>631011

JMAA taking a break from streaming?


81bfdc  No.631665

>>631011

He's been banning people again for no reason and was streaming tonight.


858516  No.632757

File: 886c6ec0e4a9465⋯.webm (1.24 MB, 842x472, 421:236, sargon_ego.webm)

>>631015

Why does he and sargon have such similar behavior?


7ca558  No.632780

>>632757

Don't ttry and make this about Sargon, him and Britbong are nothing alike. Sargon has more than 5 persistent fans, for one.


008bfc  No.632819

File: 9347cc3bc1480e1⋯.png (378.34 KB, 606x504, 101:84, megacringe.png)

>>631015

he looks like a proper fucking puffter there, also no suprise about JMAA, hes trying to gain approval of shortstack by imitating everything he does, its really sad

>>632780

well they are both mega spergs who make shit up


70818d  No.638370

Can you Discord guys post the new cocks here?


9aed16  No.638791

File: ce25bcaba02a1b1⋯.jpg (227.46 KB, 614x628, 307:314, JMAAdab.jpg)


df885f  No.638803

File: 1cf600e857ae02f⋯.png (884.51 KB, 1238x890, 619:445, ClipboardImage.png)

>>638370

Nothing to report. Boring streams, old cocks repeated, watches youtube with 100 people, is boring, angry, paranoid and gay.


81bfdc  No.639314

>>638803

He's going to be so happy the threads are dying like his fanbase so he streams every day now, good luck saying it's better than a job doing it full time for less!


7ca558  No.640252

File: f08c64de6537e3f⋯.png (441.35 KB, 460x572, 115:143, ClipboardImage.png)


51a541  No.641437

File: 4346829036d9522⋯.png (373.41 KB, 481x362, 481:362, jammku jimmies.png)

Normie casual timid 8cucks getting PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd cause they can't handle alpha'ing up Thanksgiving special.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1nH9H0e9WYx


81bfdc  No.641609

>>641437

You speak for yourself because nobody agrees with you, shut up Jammku.

You and Britbong are both "betas".


da5b8a  No.642028

>>641437

Based and redpilled, thanks Jammku.


9fb46f  No.642567

>threads dying

>Kopy too afraid to post ever since he got warned and nearly chinned irl by a Bong fan

It's over creeping spergs Lord Bong wins


e595e8  No.642679

>>642567

how can this nigga ever win when he aint never had a job and he 31 like hahaha how the fuck can this nigga win when he cant even get out his parents how the fuck can a nigga win when most teenagers have accomplished more than him


3bdb2e  No.642803

>>642567

tell that to your dead streams :)


df885f  No.644589

>>642567

Wow Kopy got beat up IRL again? Thats the biggest news since he went to jail 3 times in thread 22


7ca558  No.644590

>>644589

He did not.


9aed16  No.645194

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

join the stream lads


6ca5d0  No.645242

>>641437

>calls others betas and timid

>admits to getting bullied and beat up in school

LOL

These are fucking great. Please make more.


51a541  No.645352

>>645242

People attempted it. The second they touched him he'd go full autism berserk and raep mode.


20282a  No.646235

>>644590

>>644589

You did get confronted Mark. We've seen and have the footage. Your little threads can't protect you anymore you learned your lesson


7ca558  No.646428

>>646235

These aren't Kopy's threads. Kopy is irrelevant to this new era of troll supremacy.


7417d8  No.646468

>>646235

post the videos then shortstack


a9094d  No.646494

File: 978376e6c94dc60⋯.png (454.73 KB, 940x535, 188:107, ClipboardImage.png)


6ca5d0  No.646506

>>645352

Yeah that's great and all, but are you going to post more cringe for me to laugh at?


2606bc  No.646583

>>638791

Does JMAA have a fat fetish? You really have to wonder with people that get that big and flaunt it.


81bfdc  No.647631

>>645194

Didn't notice, thank you for pointing this out, will be dealt with.


ff2166  No.647706

He's on /v/ shilling himself atm

Thread number 440547053


a9094d  No.647774

File: dcf51f7b3c4f8bc⋯.png (209.98 KB, 1189x964, 1189:964, ClipboardImage.png)

>>647706

wow that was cringe. He samefagged so much.


81bfdc  No.648336

>>647774

He does it so often I am surprised someone noticed.


51a541  No.648430

File: a083f8afead1cd0⋯.gif (55.4 KB, 222x533, 222:533, GifPepeDevil.gif)

And in his conquest against the blackened souls of trolls, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his gamer ability, he crushed all the troll pillars of the internet.

He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood, he scoured the web seeking vengeance against those that would wrong Britbong.

He wore the crown of red pilled alpha male sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his trolling named him, the troll slayer.

He set forth without pity upon the manchildren of the deep webs. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding.

The troll slayer sought to end the dominion of the cow realm. Blinded by his fervor, the lure of shitposts drew him in.

The moralfags and thots brought down the temple upon the troll slayer, and in his defeat, entombed him in a cursed purgatory. The mark of the troll slayer was burned upon the souls of his brothers, a warning to all the alpha within must never be revealed. There he remains still, and ever more in silent suffering.


51a541  No.648436

File: 963e6484317bda2⋯.jpg (203.11 KB, 474x444, 79:74, Final Fantasy Pepe.jpg)

>>648430

Pretty gay wordfilter ya got there.

And in his conquest against the blackened souls of grèmlins, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his gamer ability, he crushed all the grèmlin pillars of the internet.

He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood, he scoured the web seeking vengeance against those that would wrong Britbong.

He wore the crown of red pilled alpha male sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his trolling named him, the grèmlin slayer.

He set forth without pity upon the manchildren of the deep webs. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding.

The Grèmlin slayer sought to end the dominion of the cow realm. Blinded by his fervor, the lure of shitposts drew him in.

The moralfags and thots brought down the temple upon the grèmlin slayer, and in his defeat, entombed him in a cursed purgatory. The mark of the grèmlin slayer was burned upon the souls of his brothers, a warning to all the alpha within must never be revealed. There he remains still, and ever more in silent suffering.


81bfdc  No.648467

>>648436

So much cringe I checked the ID because it seemed like a Jammku post, lo and behold it was.

Why are you so awkward and how is he "winning"? LOLOLOL


a9094d  No.648475

Jammku makes britbong looks smart


9aed16  No.649282

reminder that jammku broke all of his teeth because he tried to kill himself by jumping out of a second story window but landed teeth first and now how has a mouth full of cheap caps that look like marshmallows and hippo toe nails


1584a6  No.649412

>>649282

be nice, it gave him brain damage too.


6ca5d0  No.649564

>>649412

Given that he tried to an hero by jumping from a second story window I'd say he had brain damage before.


81bfdc  No.649722

>>649282

Is that why his teeth are actually like that? Did it also make him retarded?


51a541  No.650320

File: 0db3e49d5f00fdb⋯.jpg (151.05 KB, 700x762, 350:381, PepeConan.jpg)


ac2817  No.650340

>>650320

do you come here to embarrass yourself because it's the only attention you can get or are you actually retarded?


6ca5d0  No.650467

>>650320

>admits to having brain damage less then two minutes in

Oh god thank you so much. These are fucking hilarious to listen to. Give us your opinion on fedoras next.


c2c4fb  No.650997

does britbong pay taxes?


81bfdc  No.651487

>>650320

He works full time every other night to every night for less than minimum wage, I definitely don't work at McDonalds.


24c117  No.652102

>>624511

Link or post the source of this. Preferably a video with sound, anon.


a9094d  No.652110

>>652102

There is no sound he timidly turned off the mic before she opened the door.


24c117  No.652128

>>652110

Oh I see. Do you have an archive of the stream?


b49988  No.652150

>>624511

>that way the manlet pretends to shrug it off with the fakest laugh and smile ever even though his mother was clearly talking to him in a serious tone.

He is so desperate to keep up an appearance to his "fans" even though you simply cannot defend living with your mommy and getting yelled at 30 and trying to play it cool. This is fucking sad.


70818d  No.654195

He only has here banned on Google for him.

Don't forget to go forth and show these new names to the world since he thinks his dumbass voice and face aren't recognizable or something.

Neetlivesmatter


a9094d  No.654199

File: a97ce5431e9ce7b⋯.png (91.25 KB, 647x633, 647:633, ClipboardImage.png)

He's currently rebranding (again) for the third(4th?) time in a few weeks. The stream numbers keep dropping averaging at just 140 viewers now.

Britbongreturns

Eggbong

Neetlivesmatter

MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD


f2ea7e  No.654363

File: 1bb330d95a07323⋯.jpg (39.41 KB, 639x480, 213:160, 9930ea2d-bf9a-479d-8155-61….jpg)

Dwarf's current look.


6ca5d0  No.654445

>>654363

Looks like he's finally starting to take care of himself. Hopefully he'll get a job and move out of his mom's house soon.


81bfdc  No.654708

His new name is MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD, can we have the word filter removed now?


6ca5d0  No.655018

>>654708

>mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD

If he had a shred of self-awareness and named himself after all the times he's been humiliated on the internet I would actually have a minuscule bit of respect for him.


81bfdc  No.655470

>>655018

He pretty much did since the only thing the name can really mean is Mr. Blown The Fuck Out.


17b909  No.656504

>>650997

No he doesn't. He got thot audited back in 2014/2015 before thot auditing was even a thing.


447bff  No.657390

>>650997

He got in trouble with the government because he was stockpiling his autismbucks. Since he was living at home and mommy and daddy paying for all his food he just banked his tugboat and when they found out they took it away.


447bff  No.657625

File: 9a339e63a529811⋯.png (52.52 KB, 516x306, 86:51, ClipboardImage.png)

Just got confirmation that Britbong's Fallout 76 partner/autistic teenage fan "Deporable" reported and deplatformed JMAA off of paypig.


37b3df  No.657884

>>657625

JMAA should just use hatreon instead.


714ae7  No.657929

File: 9ec0efab5308eeb⋯.jpg (49.7 KB, 584x440, 73:55, Yiddbong.jpg)

Is that a Star of David?

explains the hook nose i suppose


7ca558  No.658016

>>657929

It's a circle with an upside-down triangle overlaid, you delusional moron. Cheap shit from h&m probably.


f2ea7e  No.659192

>>658016

Sentence One: "It's a circle with an upside-down triangle overlaid, you delusional moron"

Totally revealing yourself as the Short man.

Sentence Two: "Cheap shit from h&m probably"

Depreciating statement that'll fool Em.

Fuck you are so stupid.


447bff  No.659266

>>659192

I don't think MrBong, who has spelled "litrally" wrong his entire life knows how to type "delusional"


8b42b9  No.660541

Still need to see Mr noob/charmvere/slurpwis nude. Where's Monte?


7ca558  No.660551

>>659192

BoringTimidFaggOt doesn't deprecate himself.


5e3815  No.661015

>>660551

Thats MISTER BoringTimidFaggOt to you.


7ca558  No.661738

File: 41371cf2062e283⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1500x500, 3:1, unknown.png)

If you're not in the troll Den, you're missing out.


5f85eb  No.670193

File: af89a7232643a23⋯.png (640.49 KB, 825x771, 275:257, ClipboardImage.png)


858516  No.670386

Britbong has had really slow threads here ever since he went on vacation.

Why is that?


45ed3f  No.670709

>>670386

There's no cocks to be generated. Even Kopy left the troll den (bullied due to being Mexican) and hasn't bothered returning yet.


858516  No.670719

>>670709

Wow.

Does this mean he is done streaming now and going to live off government cheese?


45ed3f  No.670729

>>670719

I don't think he qualifies for autism buxs but MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD still gets ~160 viewers per stream


81bfdc  No.670744

>>670729

Yeah, basically dead so nobody cares as much.

>>670386

Mostly because a lot of it keeps happening in the Discord and Sargon needs to drop this wordfilter with his recent name change.


f2ea7e  No.670790

>>670729

160 viewers when the internet has a potential audience of hundreds of thousands is not something to be proud of. If he was a TV show he’d be cancelled.


5f85eb  No.673930

File: db1d2cfc8207c0c⋯.png (286.48 KB, 978x348, 163:58, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e99862a22b52e22⋯.png (24.67 KB, 410x213, 410:213, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6c8668e1d406bc9⋯.png (292.71 KB, 1542x625, 1542:625, ClipboardImage.png)

It occurred to me today when I looked at his Steam group, which is only half rebranded by the way. That he changed his name to "MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD" a meme so outdated and stale and only repeated by him that the admins of this board had to create a word filter for it TWO years ago.

Also apparently Mixer rejected his partnership application again and he got extremely angry that they didn't know his username was MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD.


ad5278  No.673938


b5e3cf  No.674151

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Hi guys, it's my birthday, please give me GBP.


81bfdc  No.674207

>>673938

Poor guy got rejected by mixer and is trying to move platforms hoping his "rebranding" will work on YT.




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