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Before we start, I'd like to express my heartfelt gratitude to everyone who participated in the last two meta threads, and to the content creators, both old and new, that are working to revitalize this board. Your tireless passion drives me to do my best to keep up with you, and I humbly apologize for how much I've been dragging my feet. IRL is still busy, but ever so slightly less so, so hopefully I can take advantage of that and we can get some real progress made.

While the previous thread hasn't hit 750 yet, I feel the amount of material to sift through is making it hard to keep focus on the issues we still need to resolve as a board. We made good progress in the last thread I think, and I'd like to keep that going and get some decisions made and move on with improving the board.


This is the biggest concern I have at the moment. As stated before, I tend to favor a hands-off approach when possible to moderation, but events have made it clear that not taking up the hammer when necessary is simply irresponsible. As such, we need some code of conduct to make clear, for users new and old alike, so that all know what behavior is verboten. What follows are some suggestions from posters in the previous thread:

>1) Don't shitpost like the Pokemon spammer did or derail threads with stupid shit like BBC "ironic" posting. Posting it once or twice as a meme is fine since it's basically an in-joke at this point but if it ends up derailing a thread ding dong bannu for the week

>2) Don't use the board as your own social media hub ( rule)

>3) Outright ban anybody that kinkshames - as much as I hate that thread - like the guy who told the vorefags to fuck off to their own board because he didn't like the fetish.

>1) Don't spam a thread or derail a thread with off-topic posting. (The main issue here is that spam can not be clearly defined. It's one of those you know it when you see it thing.)

>2) Don't attentionwhore or use a thread for social interaction, when it's not relevant for the topic. ('When it's not relevant for the topicPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Only nuttin' now.

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General tips and links for new ERP'ers?
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Welcome to /erp/, a board dedicated to erotic roleplay and all matters surrounding it - you can play right here on the board, advertise or set up RPs on other sites or applications, or discuss things relating to RP, such as fetishes, ideas, and more.

Rules are covered here. There aren't many, so keeping to them is easy: http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/erp/rules.html (Broken at the moment)

Torposting is currently disabled due to abuse of the feature by a banned user.

Make sure to check the Catalog before posting a new thread to see if one already exists! http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/erp/catalog.html

If /erp/ is lewd /tg/, then /storytiem/ is lewd /quest/. Check them out if you're interested in collective erotic storytelling endeavours at https://fiction.live/

And if you need or want to email me for any reason, here you go: baroneroshura@gmail.com

Remember, have fun, but not at the expense of others. Unless that gets them off.

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This is the cyclical thread for all bitching, suffering, autism, etc. Go wild.

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>/erp/ virgins getting upset when they find out their waifus don't just fuck them and, worse, may actually prefer other partners



Every Aussie I've met has been great at sucking dick. It must be genetic



t. cuckold who accepted that fact



I do status play but make it super vague. If it's an in-joke/pet name within the person I'm roleplaying with that most won't get, I'm down for doing it. Or I'll throw a kind of ambiguous little nod to what we're doing in an exceptionally broad sense.



Cuckold! Cuckold!

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If you could construct the ideal female by molding both her body and her personality to your liking, what would she be like and why?

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>dating a serial killer because it's the biggest turn on

>they tell you they don't kill girls who look like you

>self-steem drops like a rock because you're not good enough to die by their hand



otako and the slouchy girl are better though



That's great, anony But Galko is the girl for me, and she's perfect just as she is.


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>tfw you will never watch shitty B-movies and argue about conspiracy theories with Okako



Don't lose hope, anony.

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So I know there are a few of you weeaboos here on /erp/ who like Giant Robots, do any of you ever RP as characters with giant robots, be they canon or OC?

If you do, maybe we could share profiles?

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Why is it so easy to find porn like this but nobody who will roleplay with scenes such as this?



It's not easy to roleplay as a giant robot.


Insatiably horny pilot that powers their mech off sexual energy and converts space invaders with dick diplomacy: y/n?



Why bother with mecha ERP if you're not including skintight suits?



Is a helmet included?

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It occurs to me that I should make a thread about this, instead of just posting about it in the shitposting thread.

I've created a room (see thread subject) on F-chat which only allows roleplay posts in an effort to curb dramaposting and try to get /erp/ to write some fucking roleplay again. I'm not sure how it will go but for now I'm maintaining as much optimism as I can.

I don't know what I'm doing but I'm doing my best, damn it.


Here is the room link since I'm a goddamn idiot.



I got an error that the channel couldn't be located.


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The owner deleted it and their profile as well.



God damn that was quick.



Is it any surprise /erp/ disdains actual roleplaying?

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If this is in the catalog it's buried so here's a threat to post profiles and ask for help in rebuilding, tweaking, and making it generally less shit. Offer advise that is constructive and helpful without being purely critical. And if you post here, have a tough skin and remember you're here for help so if you hear something you don't like it may be something you need to hear.

I'll start with posting my own


I think, generally, I do ok with my profiles, but pinks are pretty easy as well. This one, however, has gotten next to no love at all. So, any thoughts would be welcome. Or is there just not much want on F-list for buff amazons who want to be tenderly dommed?

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I'm also going to post one because I am perpetually at the end of my rope and its making me an ugly person to be around. To begin, a preface. One of my bigger failings here is I struggle to accept the bullshit I spew at others, namely the idea that putting effort and love into something in no way entitles you attention, partners and play. I have taken an unpopular premise and continue to be assblasted about it.


Text is another problem I suspect. I like that shitty weirdo font but it does make life difficult to read at a glance. Finally I can't do a thing about the grammar issues short of taking the time to better educate myself and fix this hole in my learning.



You already know everything that's wrong with your profile and that your concept is inherently not very popular. the only thing keeping your back is your pride. You should either shit or get out of the bush. I don't mean to be an asshole but get over yourself.

And use the fucking subkinks.



Not that anon, but subkinks? What for? Too many subkinks will just make it a chore to check them out with a profile that isn't getting much attention. Not like shoving them all in fave/yes/maybe/no subkinks will make the profile compact and shit.



Oh, I just like it more when the kink columns are all the same length is all.

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Is it just me or does every person I try to typefuck rape with always *That* guy

Also, post rape.

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Here's one thing to look out for that will put you above 99% of 'rape me' subs. If you find yourself repeating back to the rapist what they just did to you, then you're not adding to the scene. Things like, "He wrapped her legs in tape…" followed by, "She felt her legs get wrapped in tape…" NO, STOP. Even something like, "She struggled against the tape and winced as it tugged painfully at her skin…" is better than that shit.



Alright, looks like I've been doing fine so far then. I also try to struggle and escape (depending on the situation) so that the rapist has more stuff to react to.


a few more ways to not be a lazy sub in a rape scene

>fight back!

have your character fight like a champ. Throw punches and kicks, flail even if they don't know how to fight. It gives the attacking character more of a challenge and gets both characters' pulses racing. Never just react. Have your own actions. Describe your character spitting blood onto the floor after their attacker punches them and makes them accidentally bite their cheek. Describe how hard it is to see with a black eye that's swelling up.

>argue and insult or beg and deal. KEEP A DIALOG GOING

Depending on what your character is like, they might be hurling insults at their attacker while kicking at them or might try to argue about how pathetic the attacker is. Maybe the attacker has called the victim a name, and the victim wants to argue back about how they definitely aren't that name. Alternatively, if the victim is timid or if they've already been bested in a fight you can have them try to barter with their attacker to keep them from hurting them, or they just beg and try to appeal to their humanity to stop them. NEVER JUST SAY NOTHING UNLESS YOU HAVE A REALLY IMPACTFUL ACTION IN YOUR POST INSTEAD. If your character can't use words, keep fighting harder and or show their emotions to the other player with a lot of detail.



Maybe it's just bad luck on my end but I've found that nine times out of ten I've ended up with people flaking out on me the moment I even put up a modicum of resistance in that sort of scene. Lotta fuckers into topping in this sort of stuff just want to get off on the power fantasy and being in control and shit it seems and actually struggling fucks with that.



I will say this: if they leave because you fight back, you are better off without them because they are going to be a total bore to play with.

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Congratulations on making a thread that isn't bitching reach the bump limit, /erp/!!!

Post profiles as usual

Stale bread: >>173565

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New Profile:

Rookie JRPG "Hero" character, clearly a loving lewd spoof on the genre (DQ3 to be exact). Drop me a note, feel free to bully.



forgot the link!


Truly I'm a pathetic heroine!



Not to jump on your idea but I really love the idea of "level 1" monsters who are supposed to be weak defeating a high-level heroine and breaking her through sex rather than combat that they'd never win.



That's also exciting! I've done alot of that too myself but figured playing a naive newbie could be funny. Maybe I'll do a scenario where she finally levels up to 99, decked out with final gear and all abilities only to get throat swabbed by some goblins.



There's a couple of profiles for this, you'll find interested people.

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This thread is for ideas! Ideas for play! Things you want to play but haven't, fun things that came to mind but you don't think you could pull off, whatever.

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Done. Yanqui#7379


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Gonna be honest, I want to test drive this idea before I go and write up an entire profile for it. I was trying to think up a new angle on the fat, ugly bastard and it came to me after listening to a podcast about Aum Shinrikyo.

Do spirits haunt you? Do you feel incomplete in your life? Do you have all this meaningless STUFF worth millions of yen that you could exchange for ultimate happiness and enlightenment? Look no further than he who is only known as Leader. Even the most depressed of housewives and dissatisfied, misguided college students are healed through a mere four hour session with the leader. Mind not the screaming, panting, or the limp. Men may come as well, but be wary. Chastity is a difficult life for male followers, and it will take the highest form of dedication and celibacy to truly reach enlightenment for men. Only Leader may bless women with the divine gift of impregnation.

Mostly here for themes of adultery, blackmail, brainwashing, and putting a gross old man with a hot chick to the tune of spiritual healing.



Describe the sorts of scenes you'd RP featuring those themes?


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So does anyone feel like sharing their ERP logs?
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A ghost starts acting like a nigger and gets his own nightclub, complete with Blackjack and Hookers. Stocking just wants to go home and eat pudding, Panty wants that niggerdick. Note to anybody that ever wants to play multiple characters at once. Don't be a lazy fuck like I am and actually give every character their own personal paragraphs instead of a mishmash. It's a lot easier to read and flows better.





>Sees Trayvon

>It's Blacked/Sabrina

>Further proof on Fstatus

No point in hiding it.



What's Sabrina like as a sub?




god that "flirting" at the start of the Sabrina log is so fucking cringey and unappealing and shit

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I do a lot of my roleplays through Omegle and Yiffspot and it seems like whenever I ask one of my partners what their interests/kinks are, most respond by disconnecting. I do this out of respect for my partners, but I think this comes off as lazy, or perhaps my partners don't have a lot of experience and expect me to set up the roleplay for them. Anyone else experience something similar?



Yiffspot has a nice system where your partner automatically sees the kinks you listed and vice versa, so this isn't as much of a problem on there. I'll try this approach on Omegle.



>it seems like whenever I ask one of my partners what their interests/kinks are, most respond by disconnecting.

Sounds like a case of "needs better partners"

>but I think this comes off as lazy,

Then start by listing your own kinks, with some sort of "tell me which you like and what yours are" prompt.

>or perhaps my partners don't have a lot of experience and expect me to set up the roleplay for them.

Posting your own with a prompt to pick ones they like from there and share theirs should help this too.


>roleplaying on yiffspot or omegle

why don't you immediately go for facebook or myspace?


If you use omegle, use your kinks as the interest tags so that when you connect with people you will start by seeing which kinks you have in common.

If you hit someone with, say, "noncon" in common, you can start by asking what kind of noncon scenes they like to roleplay and they are less likely to run because they know that you are into it too.

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So why do people use unrealistic dick sizes a majority of the time? I get that big dicks are attractive but then I see 15-20+ inch dicks on a lot of characters, and here I am thinking "Man, 8 inches is big enough, why double it?"

Is it just the lack of real life experience? Is if sexual fantasy overpowering the suspension of belief? Or do a lot of people who genuinely finds comically huge dicks that attractive? A combination of the three?

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>Along with this the people who prefer huge dicks are usually a lot less anal and weird about size specifics than people who want normal ones.

In my experiences it's the opposite. I had to completely break it off with one guy because he completely lost interest in an RP if both character's dicks weren't at minimum 16 inches. He also hated odd numbers so I couldn't talk him down to 15, or 13, it had to be 16, sometimes he'd do 17, but even then that was a compromise. He always wanted bigger.

This is of course in contrast with another guy who RPs with a two footer who is more than happy to scale down to 7 or 8 inches if an RPer prefers realistic sizes. But really, I'm just saying autism is on both sides.



My favorite is when the tongue actually enters the vagina. Everyone who does this is a virgin.



Because for a lot of people it's easier to seethe privately or block someone than to say "Hey, I am enjoying this but dicks above X inches is not really my jam. Would be okay if you scale it down?"



But how else am I going to scoop out all the cum with my mouth?



>The most glaring ones are those females (or what I assume are females behind the character) playing futas and showing they have no fucking clue about how a dick works. No, you can't shove your balls inside another person's ass, To a lesser extent, males playing female characters often show they have no clue about pussy anatomy besides 'hurr durr there's a hole'. If your partner writes as if he had no clitoris or labia, that's a red herring.

What other clues are there to a partner playing the other gender?

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Call me any derogatory term you want. I want you to. I want to be bullied!!

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Isn't it funny that most people who are bully people tend to get bullied them selves? Doesn't that make all the people here who get bullied just the worse. Your the lowest of the low on a food chain. Just think about it like this. If you get bullied by someone who gets bullied that makes you less then the trash of trash right? Like the person who drinks the piss of the person who enjoys drinking piss is even less then a toilet right? So if the only people who bully are those who got bully the latest victim just comes from a long of trash. Your just the trash of trash going on forever.



>Do Nips find this erotic? This is depressing shit.

Yes. Some degradation complexes and shiet.



I'm going to have an Emergence style RP, I swear to fuck.


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You're the worst, pushing people around as if you're entitled to. I can't believe my sister is dating someone that thoroughly humiliates anyone they're superior to. Let alone hearing mom talk about how handsome you are. Calling me "twink" or "beta bitch" in front of them is one thing but once I told them about this they said "maybe it's time you learn the pecking order" so I'm sure you're going to get it. I'm not letting you humiliate anyone anymore!



Quit being a little nympho bitch and crawl back underneath my desk where you belong. Don't waste your time looking for hung fuckboys, not even someone as sexually deprived as them would want to use someone as useless and as easy to use as you. The only thing you're moderately good at is being my bitch and sucking me off until my dick finally goes limp from overstimulation. So quit yapping and find some use for that mouth of yours.If you pull this shit again, I'll beat the living shit out of you and choke you with my 5.5 inch uncut cock.

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