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Post here every time you visit /general/.

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I'm looking to improve the board and give it a character distinct from the default.

Any suggestions put them in this thread.

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added, thanks

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As you can probably tell, this board is under new ownership. I'm only going to enforce two rules:

1. The 8chan global rule: Do not post, request, or link to any content that is illegal in the United States of America.

2. No flooding. As a general rule, posting the same thing more than 5 times is considered flooding, unless you do it in your own thread. Additionally, creating a thread about the topic when there are already 3 or more threads about the same topic is considered flooding.

Common sense will be followed when applying these rules.

Shitpost away, faggots!

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Movies et cetera.

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Hellboy 3 (2019)

Based on the graphic novels by Mike Mignola, Hellboy, caught between the worlds of the supernatural and human, battles an ancient sorceress bent on revenge. 3 is out but it's a cam so I'll wait, I'm going to watch instead...

The Knight of Shadows: Between Yin and Yang (2019)

A legendary demon hunter, tracking down the beasts that enter the human dimension, assisted by a lawman protege and a motley group of friendly monsters.



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Game of Thrones Season 8 (2019) - Game of Thrones The Final Season



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Post waifu's ITT

Also rates if you want

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He almost cannot bear it

Huyk huyk huyk


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Some women are just made to be waifus.


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Have a few class B sluts, on me.



What a shame they have tits.


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Reminder: There is nothing wrong with loving big breasted, clearly feminine and fertile women (female).

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things i like about this board:

1. no captcha

2. subject not required

3. no dysnoggria

4. no hex

feels good.

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I hate this bord and I h8 all uv yoo.



They have no power on /b/ either, except the power that /b/ anons give them.


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except board moderation is (thankfully) not a democratic system


End the rule of the Tyrant dyshexomedy NOAW!


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It's going well here, isn't it?

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3rd edition of Toadstools

Previous thread: >>14962

First thread: >>12476

News, issues of the day, philosophical ramblings, or just interdasting stuff.

Share your thoughts and spread your bookmarks.

Where We Go One, We Go All!

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Whatever has become of the Kennedy files released in 2017? Was nothing of interest actually revealed? My theory: the CIA planned an attempted assassination in order to goad JFK into approving an attack on Cuba. The Mossad got wind of this and turned the attempt into a real assassination. How else to explain multiple gunmen? Oswald was connected to Cuba through his father. The assassination ended the CIA's ambitions in Cuba (LBJ wanted war with Vietnam).



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Filmed shortly before the JFK assassination with screenplay written by Rod Serling, this documents a "fictional" attempt to overthrow the President. How similar is this to the actual coup attempt exposed in 1933 by Smedley Butler?




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Perhaps THE main reason for the Christchurch false flag -- Aside from the obvious goal of disarming the citizens of the world, the Christchurch attack is being used as an excuse for censorship. Anybody or anything even remotely associated with the shooter or even just mentioned in the shooter's manifesto has become a target. Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, PewDiePie and, of course, 8chan (but not Facebook???). The attempt to shut down distribution of the shooting video is the most egregious example of a coordinated censorship push ever seen. This is worse than the deplatforming of Alex Jones and other conservative voices because the target is not specific people but a specific piece of content.

I have certainly noticed that many videos on Youtube, BitChute and Twitter have disappeared. Some channels have been squashed as well. Thousands of people have been affected by this. While targeting people for their political beliefs may be condemned as a violation of human rights, it is difficult to defend the distribution of a violent video. On what grounds can one claim discrimination or a rights violation? We have seen people jailed for speaking out about the Holohoax or committing the nebulous crime known as "hate speech". New Zealand has threatened to jail people for 10 years for posting a copy of the shooting video or the manifesto.



This is an important turn of events. Rather than targeting specific people for "hate speech", the new modus operandi is to make specific items unlawful, thus removing the "free speech" defense. You are either in possession or you are not. Like drugs or child porn. All the authorities have to do is write up a lPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Interview with Daniel Ellsberg of "Pentagon Papers" fame. The attack on free speech extends to journalists who fail to court the favour of the ruling class. Whistle-blowers are not a favoured species. Julian Assange is the litmus test for who deserves to be called a "journalist". Note that President Trump is taking a hands-off attitude at this point. That's called "giving them enough rope to hang themselves". His target is the likes of CNN, not Assange or Wikileaks.



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It's the official Merde Thread!

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is this sexually contentiousness?



I hope so.


Well, all that fucking Easter chocolate I ate earlier is coming home to roost... ever landed a shit the same colour as chocolate? i mean, the same colour as chocolate? it's bizarre!



Did you save any? I mean, wrap it back up as eggs, and give it to your friends?


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RIP Sean Milliken aka dysnomia

It's a tragedy as to why he passed away, earlier this week. Please show respect. He wasn't perfect, but he will be missed.

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Rest in Flabby Peace, dysnomia.



Flabby Flubber



At one stage, after he died, they were considering the option to boil him down for the fat content, so they could make soap... they were prediction over a thousand cakes of soap... but his family did not agree to the proposition, in the end.



Dubs confirms


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>a thousand cakes of soap

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It's not like anyone will ever see it here anyway.

>I cheated on my wife and probably knocked up a mixed girl

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Did you know that during the 1994 Rwandan genocide, one group of niggers killed 400,000 other niggers in a week with rocks, machetes and rusty AKs?

That’s 57,000 a day.

There are 15 million jews globally.

Maybe 50,000,000 including cryptos.

At 57,000 a day, that means world jewry could be eliminated in 263 days, or complete elimination of jewish genes in 877 days.

I’m sure we could get the rate much higher than 57,000 a day.


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What did you come here for? Running away from or to something only to find your irritating self once again.

Misfortune and fortune have no doors, men incur or win them. Recompense follows virtue and vice as the shadow follows substance.



Wherever you go there you are, there is no excuse for what you have become; no one to blame or criticize but yourself, you made it. If you don't like what you see, look deeply in the mirror and change it.

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>the taste of your own bowels in your mouth.


> I have autism, and this is beyond my ability to logically reason antelope beehive hairdo



The Kid


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Is this the latest GOT episode or something?



What is GOT?

Goats on Treadmills or something?

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Do you guys have an invite to the trap harem that's around on Discord

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Once again









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>politician campaigned on letting non-whites in the country

>whites elect him

>minority of whites starts saying whites are the master race

>minority of whites get punched by the majority of whites

>minority of whites continues anyway

Why? What do they gain with that?


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How was I supposed to know she was only six years old?



Honk honk



Bonk Bonk

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why do inklings have to have such gorgeous ass? i want to make out with their bum and slip my penor into it after

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It sure smells like it around here.



that's just your upper lip



Are you suggesting I should wash my face, after eating ass...? I didn't even know you could DO that!



Do you shower regularly?



Why start now?

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