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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: 0df67f02e853cc4⋯.png (504.93 KB, 600x400, 3:2, Brendan_just.png)

File: 6341c6435574072⋯.png (228.97 KB, 1208x650, 604:325, at least im not this guy.png)

 No.14957[Reply]

>reddit fag

>likes putting things up his ass who would have guessed?

>has a large collection of dildos laid out around him

>has stroke while shoving a giant dildo up his ass

>calls 9/11

>paramedics burst in his room

>his mom and sisters walk in as well

>find him passed out with dildos everywhere and one up his ass

>the porn is still playing in the background

>Chad paramedics try not to laugh out loud, and Stacy nurses quietly giggle in the background when he finally comes to in his hospital bed

>now his entire family knows about what he likes up his ass

>comes home to see his mom and sisters gathered all of his dildos together and left them on his bed

>like a dumb baka, he goes to reddit to post his story thinking nobody would draw the connection

>makes detailed, embarrassing posts about his "situation"

>to nobody's surprise the story spread like wildfire and hundreds of thousands of redditfags read it

>his sister's friend comes across it sends the link to his parents

>his parents then see his post about how much he likes black dildos up his ass

>edits his post to include "hi mom" in it

Can you guys think of a more embarrassing situation? I nominate this to be 2018's top JUST

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 No.15455

>>15426

>self.sissyhypno

Jesus Christ…


 No.15593

File: 5a92f0c32df7a77⋯.png (786.52 KB, 2734x1740, 1367:870, ClipboardImage.png)

JUST got this from /tv/.

>TL;DR: Man wants to fuck tons of bitches like his friend so he decides to have an open relationship with his fiance, who at first was digusted by the idea but caved in after the cuck had a meltdown

>Women ends up fucking 42 guys in one year

>Cuck man only gets 2 and is super mad

>Woman posts this on reddit and everyone calls her a whore

Frankly I think both were shit, the woman whored herself out but that was only after the cuck man gave her permission to do so.


 No.15596

>>15593

I've always wondered how a man that honestly believes he'd strike better or at least equal numbers to a woman looks like.

If he doesn't look like a young Fabio, then it's even funnier.


 No.15601

File: 28ae5ca47dba3b1⋯.jpg (10.26 KB, 227x222, 227:222, 1534269893418.jpg)

>>14986

holy shit thats basically me only I'm fuckin 28 and probably not going to get it


 No.15612

>>15409

No, in North America.




File: 48223490a73aff4⋯.jpg (199 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 20181113_073022.jpg)

 No.15448[Reply]

Spidercham, spidercham

pays more alimony than he can

AFFOOOORD

hes now a shell of a spiderman

he sold the web

sold the web

now his crime fighten career is dead

 No.15449

Okay Im legit worried my meme skills went too far this time. I didnt know stan lee was dead - I fear my idea for this meme actually killed him.


 No.15459

RIP stan.


 No.15610

>>15448

LOOK OUT!

HERE COMES THE SPIDERCHAM!


 No.15611

>>15449

>>15459

He didn't just so good.




File: cdcf1ca5945cd0b⋯.jpg (20.07 KB, 325x392, 325:392, pamela-mastropietro-5-325x….jpg)

 No.13538[Reply]

>do a night bike ride

>strava on listening to some music phone in back of pants

>on way home

>stop at traffic light

>qt.314 across the street

>hold to traffic sign

>light turns green try to(possibly) showboat a little so I launch agressively pop a wheelie and crash

>ok.jpg hurt.webm pick bike up immediately and cycl3 away past qt. In pain trying to save myself the embarrasement

>after 3km strangely I hear no music

>fuck where is my phone

>Retrace my ride to crash site

>nophone.avi

>it's probably stolen so I go home

>when get home call myself to see which fucker stole it

>a girl answers says she found my phone and tells me where I can come to pick it up

>bike mode 10000wats of power to location

>she's there, she's beautiful(really a beauty)

>introduce myself she tells me her name which I forget immediately (why do I always do this?)

>tell her she's outstanding for being so cool, give her three fiddy for a coffee (all I had on me)

>as I cycle away I remember I don't know her name

>I should have asked her for her phone number

>i will probably never see her again

>as I ride back home insted of happy for finding phone I am sad because I didn't at least remember her name

>when I come home the distance travelled on strava shows 33.3 km

JUST

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 No.15437

Dice rollRolled 26, 15, 4, 20, 20 = 85 (5d100)

>>13735

It is an apartment complex.

To this day I can not forget the utter JUST of the idiocy / missed opportunity I made that day.

I truely am a certified idiot

I should have just asked her out for a drink

The worst thing of it all is I realised my failure the moment I made 10 meters driving away.

It would be better if I never thought of it


 No.15438

File: 42f78bae393732c⋯.jpg (43.15 KB, 660x227, 660:227, 3520706_0945_pamela_mastro….jpg)

File: 1a500009098552c⋯.jpg (30.2 KB, 403x570, 403:570, pamela.jpg)

File: 89cd0e98bf06c3b⋯.jpg (34.77 KB, 696x391, 696:391, pamela-696x391.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 12, 43, 2, 21, 6 = 84 (5d100)

>>15437

dice confirm

this is sort of how she looked


 No.15439

>>13538

She saw you make an ass of yourself trying to pop a wheelie, OP. You can't make a comeback after a girl see you fail like that. You just gotta move on.


 No.15591

>>13538

for the best, she probably saw all your hentai and chan history. chock it up as a win because she didn't call the police on your ass


 No.15609

A real Shakespearian tragedy, Anon.

JUST




File: 75474f825d9f6a6⋯.jpg (88.1 KB, 640x853, 640:853, Brendan-Fraser.jpg)

 No.15182[Reply]

Who's the most JUSTed person you know?

Knew this guy since high school

>0 friends

>all of the people that more or less pretend to be his friends but are just being polite

>sperg

>only plays vidya and watches anime

so far sounds like a typical loser, but it gets worse…

>his mom hates him

>his mom's boyfriend humiliates him and calls him garbage all the time

>moved to his grandparents to escape abuse at home, grandfather developing dementia accuses him of fucking his grandmother

>moved back to his mother

>can barely find a job

>can barely hold a job

>IQ so low he has difficulty reading

>listens to podcasts and lectures instead

>gets into fringe shit, thinks the moon landing didn't happen because if we really got to the moon then we'd establish colonies, like in video gamesyes, like in video games, that's his reasoning

>has a complementary JUSTed haircut, thinks he looks classy

He's the only severe case I know of.

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 No.15600

Bump


 No.15602

>this nigger OP actually believes in the moonlanding


 No.15605

>>15602

>Hurr,NASA faked six landings and an aborted mission.

Retard.


 No.15606

>>15605

>oy vey don't question anything

Its perfectly healthy to question things, don't be a mindless NPC you faggot.


 No.15608

>>15602

>he didn't read the spoiler




File: ee07fa54ee8a0db⋯.jpg (65.62 KB, 450x550, 9:11, brendan - pls let me off t….jpg)

 No.14591[Reply]

ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.

This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the

JUST

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

Round #5: >>13090

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 No.15592

File: 20b7db1d14389ed⋯.jpg (128.3 KB, 1080x609, 360:203, e83200ef210fc4a5f8f6705183….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 45, 4, 20, 62, 51 = 182 (5d100)


 No.15594

File: a8c9b36a4d48421⋯.png (21.14 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Dice rollRolled 4, 8, 3, 87, 30 = 132 (5d100)

Unjust


 No.15597

Dice rollRolled 63, 54, 96, 13, 81 = 307 (5d100)

>>15594

JUSTed


 No.15598

File: 1384d400d4b682c⋯.png (8.25 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Dice rollRolled 83, 18, 39, 19, 62 = 221 (5d100)

>>15597


 No.15607

Dice rollRolled 70, 3, 39, 19, 34 = 165 (5d100)

>>15594

>>15598

H-how do you make those drawing on this board?




File: d52cfbdaf8b1f7c⋯.png (23.04 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Cliff Bleszinski - aka cuc….png)

 No.9615[Reply]

H-hey have you gxys heard of my new game, "LawBreakers™"?

Its really good, you should check it out. B-but you have to be #SkilledAF to play it

-t Cucky B

https://beyond-gaming.net/2017/09/11/lawbreakers-player-count-drops-50/

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 No.15125

File: 02f93a0143a00c5⋯.jpg (28.35 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1459213618799.jpg)

>>15119

>second pic

Perfect.


 No.15142

File: 7df86285c90ac38⋯.jpg (89.67 KB, 1088x577, 1088:577, bliz-just.jpg)

File: 2306b1576a48277⋯.jpg (11.66 KB, 1078x149, 1078:149, 1.jpg)

>Blizzard announces new Diablo game for mobile

>devs get booed by the audience

>trailer currently has 69k dislikes and counting

JUST


 No.15595

File: e8aa137dccc4561⋯.jpg (63.53 KB, 600x337, 600:337, just pay my bills.jpg)

http://radicalheights.com domain JUST went offline. I think this isn't even one year after the "x-treme early access" was announced .


 No.15603

>>15142

Both the trailers had about 380k dislikes each before jewtube began censoring and removing many of the dislikes. You can view streams of people who were viewing it in real-time, refreshed the page, and many dislikes were gone. They also deleted comments nonstop to try to put out the dumpsterfire they made.


 No.15604




File: a2c8e6432b03da3⋯.mp4 (6.34 MB, 362x640, 181:320, DankMemes.mp4)

 No.14546[Reply]

JUST FUCK MY BABY UP.

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 No.15567

File: afc26e04a157ab5⋯.mp4 (3.18 MB, 352x640, 11:20, baby shitskins being beate….mp4)

File: 7e13cc51d95948f⋯.png (2.8 MB, 1747x1668, 1747:1668, goblin babies - slayer - t….png)

>>15229

>ree how dare niggers kill other niggers, don't they know killing is wrong!?

All non-whites must die. If they suffer it's even better.


 No.15572

File: ad826bdb0dc7651⋯.jpg (15.22 KB, 600x906, 100:151, ad826bdb0dc7651b8d07e0a50e….jpg)

>>15502

this is absolutely not saudi

the language being spoken, as well as the text on the phone is in spanish

saudis do not speak spanish

ever

im assuming this is in the states as the kids look like a black/hispanic mix

i would very much like to see the cunt who did this flayed alive

smacking and dropping the kids until theyre bleeding out of their heads is one thing tho obviously not a good thing, either but the last part where she is strangling the kid. fuck. id like to do that to her. i could even record it. i can assure you, i would not stop squeezing her fucking throat though

the fear in that kids eyes when shes strangling him spooks the hell out of me

hes a little kid who cant even speak, yet he knows hes about to die and theres nothing he can do about it.


 No.15587

>>15572

so… i'm seriously the only one who notices that when she starts strangle the baby, it stares directly into her eyes and reaches out to her? look closer, you can see the question "why, mother?" in its face so clearly.


 No.15590

>niggers are huma-


 No.15599

>>15572

The text on the phone has got nothing to do with the video. It's JUST another case of retards taking a video of a video

I don't even know where you got spanish-speaking from

https://archive.fo/aOWZL

Apparently it was a Somali immigrant, so it really was niggers all along




File: 4ab29c42ec18547⋯.jpg (63.86 KB, 640x640, 1:1, soya.jpg)

 No.15253[Reply]

show me a cat that looks more JUSTed than this

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 No.15328

>>15326

these animals aren't JUSTed and the first one isn't even a cat you fucking chimp


 No.15580

File: 4c396af5294f831⋯.jpg (34.06 KB, 370x699, 370:699, sad pizza.jpg)

File: 48f9bd211aafd46⋯.jpg (30.19 KB, 511x340, 511:340, FUK U.jpg)

File: f1bc59924ad1a0f⋯.jpg (266.28 KB, 1266x1280, 633:640, kot painting.jpg)

File: 5d0c30e52eccb62⋯.webm (1.51 MB, 410x240, 41:24, slavs installing kot.webm)


 No.15582

File: 1b7119fb823579d⋯.jpg (51.23 KB, 637x854, 91:122, 973a0bc535948d9b54ef9829b4….jpg)

File: 9b9274e2785ba38⋯.jpg (55.84 KB, 749x694, 749:694, DO5xFAZWkAAInIm.jpg)

>>15580

i don't know much about land vehicles, is that a suspension spring? fucked up if they actually "tested" it out.


 No.15583

File: bb8f4bc20dbc013⋯.jpg (260.76 KB, 1228x1300, 307:325, clocks have no hands.jpg)

>>15582

yes its a suspension spring

but even worse than that, they even reversed the video tbh femme


 No.15588

>>15583

oh gee i guess that makes more sense

cats tend to do stupid shit under cars in the cold seasons to get warm, it probably just got stuck. hopefully it was right after the car was driven and not after one or more rides.




File: e33cdc2cc090620⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 8.49 KB, 255x191, 255:191, 3478b342602aeeb97656069aa….jpeg)

 No.15093[Reply]

just fuck my balls up

https://archive.fo/iDtsG

 No.15096

File: 0b8c5a704b087de⋯.png (169.14 KB, 723x475, 723:475, csa.png)

Dice rollRolled 40, 62, 42, 17, 52 = 213 (5d100)

JUST


 No.15103

The absolute fucking madman.


 No.15116

This eunuch kike posts also on wizchan. There's another eunuch over there but he killed his balls by injecting chemicals lmao. Chemical eunuch already regrets it.


 No.15586

>>15116

>Chemical eunuch already regrets it.

well what did he think was gonna happen?

on the bright side, he did the gene pool a favor at least




File: 5ee68c923420f9a⋯.jpeg (69.08 KB, 603x403, 603:403, 1519761292.jpeg)

 No.15296[Reply]

>be me

>laying the ground work for an 8/10 coffee shop cutie

>coworker of hers also 8/10 practically jumps in and starts a massive convo with me giving me eyes and nervously but cutely making talk with me

>a challenger approaches

>she talks all about her favourite things eagerly continuing the convo dragging my attention to her

<she must like me right?

>on my out I ask her out no doubt in front of original girl

>sorry anon I actually have a bf

maximum just

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 No.15400


 No.15411

File: 788225129751ec3⋯.jpg (75.74 KB, 436x617, 436:617, dys04.jpg)

I pee in your coffee


 No.15414

>>15384

it's true


 No.15571

File: f32012167f254bb⋯.jpg (2.02 MB, 3000x2429, 3000:2429, Lindserace.jpg)

fag


 No.15584

File: 62ac0da2873a96e⋯.gif (524.71 KB, 441x300, 147:100, 62ac0da2873a96e08a3b7854a5….gif)

>>15296

>being this fucking retarded

youre here thinking you FUCKED UR SHIT UP

when the reality is that you just accidentally'D the best possible thing you could do

now gril1 is going to be jelous and try and get your attention moresince she knows if you liked her, you wouldve already asked

this is the opposite of JUST

saigeD and downvoted




File: 1463606068345.jpg (127.98 KB, 358x350, 179:175, 1434898572866.jpg)

 No.5938[Reply]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_known_as_the_Just

>can't edit the article anymore

JUST FUCK MY VANDALISM UP

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 No.12752

File: 69c14c6e5faefc2⋯.jpeg (16.4 KB, 272x185, 272:185, 99C9B586-76F1-4181-A031-1….jpeg)

>>9735

>Half a year later and it’s still up.


 No.12756

File: c341c1c8fedf78f⋯.jpeg (52.65 KB, 486x604, 243:302, pathetic moderate.jpeg)


 No.15440

File: 11da2a90ccc1372⋯.png (133.8 KB, 1264x1228, 316:307, Just - Wikipedia.png)

File: 8365329ec551091⋯.jpg (27.02 KB, 468x363, 156:121, 8b089eeabc17a4ffa6f8b6b44a….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 46, 80, 43, 88, 33 = 290 (5d100)


 No.15442

I wish I knew enough to be able to parse the info in the edit history page to be able to tell how long the current revision has been in place.


 No.15565

File: ccf2734d2981c12⋯.jpg (5.77 KB, 222x205, 222:205, 1451080879716.jpg)

>>9735

>over a year later and it's still up




File: 3558263d1bc4d4e⋯.jpg (211.42 KB, 859x960, 859:960, 1541766574571.jpg)

 No.15295[Reply]

JUS-

 No.15297

>Just chisel my bod up, fam


 No.15432

looks like the doom guy had time to hit the gym.


 No.15454

>skeletor face is attractive

Is this just a meme? This nigga be lookin like a hall of cost survivor xDDDDDDDDDDDD




File: 7a158e79bd2c12c⋯.jpg (92.7 KB, 700x294, 50:21, real.jpg)

 No.15427[Reply]

Got this from the admin:

Kielan said:

(sending again as sent mail didn't confirm it)

Example of prohibited content: realbooru.com//images/665…529a6f98076d36e468c1.jpeg

You keep uploading images of fully clothed women bending over etc, we do not allow fully clothed fetish images of any kind, please only post nude or see through or lingerie only, it needs to be titillating for a wide audience, these niche fetishes for fully clothed women represent maybe a handful of our users, most will not like this content and that's just the fact of the matter.

If you keep uploading fully clothed images of women, you will be permanently banned from this website, you are spamming far too many clothed images which we now have to erase, we need to cease uploading this non porn fetish content, this is your final warning, no more upskirts, no more fully dressed women, no more panty shots where it is not see through, very few find this attractive and we are not a niche fetish website!

Kielan

Admin

 No.15441

Nah fam, you're just a fucking fag.


 No.15443

>warned for content not being lewd enough

Lel what a great scenario.




File: d749563af0a0d20⋯.jpg (776.45 KB, 2000x2663, 2000:2663, 065d7e3559ed16e5ae36a9d7e9….jpg)

File: 2ddbc3d38f3b9df⋯.jpg (867.58 KB, 2000x2663, 2000:2663, cdd1ed0159ed0346ae36a205cf….jpg)

 No.10845[Reply]

フ u 丂 イ

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 No.12518

手凹丂丁


 No.12608

キucズ ノイ ムレレ uア


 No.12707

>>10863

じぶんの


 No.12824

Dice rollRolled 31, 28, 39, 26, 36 = 160 (5d100)

>>10865

>>10866

>309 twice

wow what terrible luck


 No.15436

File: 117a85e8ba82c65⋯.jpg (51.01 KB, 364x485, 364:485, Burn rice.jpg)

File: 20a855defa59cdc⋯.jpg (25.68 KB, 500x496, 125:124, rice.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 48, 70, 6, 81, 69 = 274 (5d100)

COOK THE RICE - PAY THE PRICE




File: a5fec8f3ee3080e⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 2000x3001, 2000:3001, j.jpg)

 No.15393[Reply]

In a scale from just to ==JUST==, how just are you?

 No.15397

muuuuuuuumyyyyyyyyyyyy


 No.15398

muuuuuuuumyyyyyyyyyyyy


 No.15415

From when are the one doing the justing be sure to have deep pockets for the justing will come for you.


 No.15435

muuuuuuuumyyyyyyyyyyyy




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