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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: 2801720508210ea⋯.webm (15.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Shooting_-_1.webm)

 No.19392[Reply]

JUST FUCK MY KEBAB UP

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 No.19530

File: c877a42595c89b8⋯.png (220.53 KB, 496x278, 248:139, brendan just gun.png)

>>19510

>/just/-themed mass shooting

Well first off, the guy should have been divorced by his wife/girlfriend and takes half his shit, or at least cucked by her in some noticeable way.

Then that should somehow be correlated with the rampage he does, so I'm guessing it has to be soon after she fucks his shit up.


 No.19539

>>19530

>>19510

Since it has to be a mas shooting (just killing his bitch wife and lawyer wouldn't tick that box) and nobody's suggested a place, I posit the /just/-themed high score should be done in a law firm.


 No.19556

File: 8ab315c475a6d92⋯.png (91.85 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>19530

>Well first off, the guy should have been divorced by his wife/girlfriend and takes half his shit, or at least cucked by her in some noticeable way.

Isn't that what Cho did?


 No.19557

File: 53e2cfef10da420⋯.mp4 (4.98 MB, 216x400, 27:50, 036e32c0e81542c8189fe66830….mp4)

>>19504

niggers are still king


 No.19559

>>19557

Is this the African version of "contemporary Russian recreational activities?"




File: 80444e163439059⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1424496873023.gif)

 No.19168[Reply]

This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit.

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

Round #5: >>13090

Round #6: >>14591

Round #7: >>15931

RapidShitpost: >>17203

Round #9: >>17973

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 No.19551

File: cffaff4a66120b7⋯.jpg (155.43 KB, 1041x1700, 1041:1700, depositphotos_193720580-st….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 39, 16, 68, 99, 44 = 266 (5d100)


 No.19552

File: 7f84d366694ba28⋯.jpg (85.17 KB, 634x611, 634:611, 4A7BBDB200000578-5537541-F….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 16, 66, 55, 16, 79 = 232 (5d100)

I wonder what it's like having Brendan as a dad.


 No.19553

File: 98afb3e03c6f545⋯.jpg (175.63 KB, 627x325, 627:325, JUST WAKE ME THE FUCK UP A….jpg)

UNFUCK


 No.19554

File: a04a96d62b1a0f1⋯.webm (630.5 KB, 320x240, 4:3, people like you.webm)

Dice rollRolled 51, 84, 69, 58, 72 = 334 (5d100)

I found this in some ancient video on youtube.


 No.19558

Dice rollRolled 81, 98, 33, 100, 48 = 360 (5d100)

PLEASE




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 No.19015[Reply]

DC UNIVERSE | DOOM PATROL EXTENDED TRAILER

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 No.19047

>>19017

>>19043

>>19044

Wow, Brendan looks incredibly JUSTed in this. And then he becomes a cyborg.


 No.19052

>>19047

>From a Chad to a robot

kino?


 No.19053

File: bce694b55746b43⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, shed patrol.png)

JUST FUCK MY NASCAR CAREER UP


 No.19054

File: b7edaba0971103f⋯.jpg (74.97 KB, 546x782, 273:391, mfw.jpg)


 No.19555

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




File: 49554a88c97770d⋯.jpg (527.61 KB, 629x430, 629:430, Yandere JUSTulator.jpg)

File: f1b378b0d606a09⋯.webm (7.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 5000 if statements.webm)

 No.19338[Reply]

I think this fella is worthy of taking a slot in the catalog.

>inb4 who is this guy

JUST search"Yandere Simulator".

The encyclopedia dramatica page is worth a few keks.

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 No.19459

>>19338

Why do jews age so bad? They literally all turn into goblins after they hit 25


 No.19460

>>19459

Because this guy has jew, black and spic genes, he's an honest to god 56%.


 No.19479

>>19450

ok ancap


 No.19518

>>19360

He's jewish.


 No.19538

>>19416

Sauce of pic?




File: c48200d3b36bb83⋯.jpg (28.77 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 041119assange_960x540.jpg)

 No.19531[Reply]

Julian Assange: Wikileaks co-founder arrested in London

>Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange has been arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy in London.

>Assange took refuge in the embassy in 2012 to avoid extradition to Sweden over a sexual assault case that has since been dropped.

>At Westminster Magistrates' Court on Thursday he was found guilty of failing to surrender to the court.

>He now faces US federal conspiracy charges related to one of the largest ever leaks of government secrets.

>The UK will decide whether to extradite Assange, in response to allegations by the Department for Justice that he conspired with former US intelligence analyst Chelsea Manning to download classified databases.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-47891737

Can Brendan save JUSTsange?

 No.19537

File: 4676ff094f4ec3e⋯.mp4 (8.32 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Putin is top tier hacker .mp4)

Putin can save him




File: c11a5ec7cba0996⋯.jpg (368.15 KB, 1705x588, 1705:588, 420ch.jpg)

File: 1c039a4ae21d029⋯.png (376.17 KB, 1216x466, 608:233, 420c.png)

File: ffb39f590eba915⋯.png (12.03 KB, 245x119, 35:17, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.19534[Reply]

Reposting this from /wooo/. 420chan undergoing financial problems and are asking for donations, mainly because the admin kiratner's life seems to have gone down the toilet. Seems rather JUST worthy.

 No.19535

There's an ED article about him too. Him and sparto, a mod on 420chan are basically SJWs as far as I heard

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Kirtaner

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Sparto


 No.19536

>includes discord rewards

JUST




File: c8732eeb5938792⋯.jpg (66.63 KB, 920x613, 920:613, Record justing - Jeff Bezo….jpg)

 No.16563[Reply]

Jeff Bezos of Amazon got justed for HALF of everything he owns, including Amazon.

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 No.19514

File: af26609f206e377⋯.jpg (132.43 KB, 584x622, 292:311, Screenshot_20190406-104235….jpg)

File: a85ab374f3608f1⋯.jpg (232.96 KB, 638x853, 638:853, Screenshot_20190406-104300….jpg)

>Jeff Bezos and Mackenzie Bezos have finalized their divorce, and he's getting 75% of the Amazon shares and voting control of the rest

>Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and his wife Mackenzie Bezos have finalized their divorce. The couple each released statements on Twitter on Thursday announcing that they have "finished the process of dissolving" their marriage. In her statement, MacKenzie Bezos says that she's granting Jeff Bezos all of her interests in the Washington Post and Blue Origin, and 75% of the Amazon stock co-owned by the pair and voting control over the shares she's retaining.

https://www.businessinsider.in/jeff-bezos-and-mackenzie-bezos-have-finalized-their-divorce-and-hes-getting-75-of-the-amazon-shares-and-voting-control-of-the-rest/articleshow/68729164.cms


 No.19515

>>19514

HAHAHAHAHAHA she's just smart enough to realize that it's better if Jeffy manages her shares and that she'd waste them on her own.


 No.19526

File: d5213f0c3d1c59f⋯.jpg (119.37 KB, 500x500, 1:1, just.jpg)

Look at what I just ordered from Amazon. New company logo.


 No.19527

File: 1808936c45f3cc7⋯.jpg (123.76 KB, 500x500, 1:1, d5213f0c3d1c59ff7a66518328….jpg)

>>19526

I took some artistic liberties there.


 No.19532

File: db117ec5b920269⋯.png (1.74 MB, 1024x771, 1024:771, ClipboardImage.png)




File: a35b35fa2227ac2⋯.jpg (166.37 KB, 639x680, 639:680, postal JUST.jpg)

 No.15313[Reply]

>mentally unstable

>gets evicted from his home

>shoots up entire town in a psychotic schizophrenic episode

>moves to a new town and somehow gets a job

>now living in a broken down trailer, married to a fat nagging bitch

>his only friend is a dog

>gets fired from his job

>spends the entire game running around doing annoying errands for his bitch wife

>world suddenly ends on the last day of his errands

>wife keeps bitching at him, prompting him to shoot himself in the head

>suicide attempt fails and he wakes up to find his wife divorced him, he has no money, he's got medical bills piling up, his trailer has been taken away, and his dog was taken to the pound

JUST

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 No.19315

File: 70bb8cd0f62c44f⋯.jpg (61.01 KB, 600x900, 2:3, Just plmb my shit up.jpg)

File: e7b030baf1ba62b⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1200x1188, 100:99, Mario.png)

Should be obvious.


 No.19470

>>19315

>try to save a woman you don't even know

>she's not even in the same castle

holy shit I never realized how cucked mario is.


 No.19522

>>19311

Don't forget the backstory comic revealing his dad to be a deadbeat Vietnam vet who beat him, and his best friend getting killed in front of his eyes with himself being blamed for the murder.


 No.19523

>>19470

>Mario is a pussy obsessed beta who despite saving the princess multiple times is only rewarded with cake.

>His brother Luigi meanwhile owns his own mansion and is friends with a mad scientist who provides him with sweet gadgets to help him hunt ghosts.

>Also, his princess is not related to the mainstream story, so he and smash daisy all he wants.

Things get even worse for him when you consider Wario

>Is a world class treasure hunter

>owns his own game studio

>defeated an evil god through the sheer power of greed and determination.

so Mario is confirmed more justed than his younger brother and his jewish rival. He's still less justed than Waluigi, though that's not saying much.


 No.19525

File: b52230b92c6591f⋯.png (140.8 KB, 500x553, 500:553, Mario JUST.png)

Can someone do an edit with the hair and eyes?




File: 1418965903fa209⋯.jpg (29.88 KB, 397x475, 397:475, justman.jpg)

 No.9719[Reply]

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

JUSTMAN

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 No.18568

Hope it works


 No.19452

Shocking downfall of a Hollywood heart-throb

>What began as vices - women, drink and gambling - have escalated into full-blown addictions and at 46 Affleck is a man with a megaton mid-life crisis.

>Clutching a Bible and with a female lawyer at her side, grim faced Jennifer Garner strode determinedly up to the house to beg her Oscar-winning husband to get help.

>The 46-year-old actress, who starred in the Oscar-winning movie Dallas Buyers Club, hid her emotions behind dark glasses but it was clearly a traumatic climax to a week in which her husband had fallen off the wagon yet again and gone on a booze-fuelled fling with a Playboy model half his age.

https://archive.fo/mtap1

'HE NEEDS THE CASH': Ben Affleck selling off plantation to pay off Jennifer Garner in divorce

>RadarOnline.com has learned the cash-starved star, 45, has put an 87-acre plantation near Savannah, Ga., on the block for US$8.9 million.

>“He needs the cash, which will go to Jen as part of the settlement. He’s compensating her for his infidelities and the damage caused in the marriage.”

>As Radar reported, Affleck just shelled out $19 million for a mansion located less than a mile from the home Garner shares with their three children

>“It’s too close to comfort for Jen,” said a spy. “It could lead to her asking for more money!”

>Although Affleck is believed to be worth as much as $105 million and Garner $60 million, they’ve said they’ll split what was earned during their marriage.

>Affleck will likely also owe child support and possible spousal support

https://archive.fo/cjvUl

I have a funny feeling about this one. His alimony might be even worse than Brendan's.


 No.19453

>>19452

This is a special case of JUST. Not only alimony demon but also reparations demon is onto him.

>Affleck appeared on the PBS genealogy series Finding Your Roots in 2014. When told that an ancestor of his had been a slave owner in Georgia


 No.19499

JENNIFER GARNIER WAGES


 No.19500

File: 52fdb23b5ab6cb1⋯.jpg (73.09 KB, 640x585, 128:117, 8083.jpg)

>>19453

>get told your distant ancestor was a Georgian slaveowner

>buy a plantation in Georgia

based




File: 66dbccafddf09af⋯.png (202.59 KB, 654x1180, 327:590, WM33 invite.png)

 No.7278[Reply]

Hello /just/, for the 5 people that's in here, you guys are invited to /wooo/'s Wrestlemania 33 party. Hope to see you there like last year.

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 No.12976

File: bd45ab9fed99f83⋯.jpg (106.85 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, us champ.jpg)

File: 01d1e223c953331⋯.jpg (61.17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, gay club.jpg)

File: e6905d394d63d6b⋯.jpg (122.26 KB, 1220x813, 1220:813, fatty champ so inspiration….jpg)

File: 9ef2639a66b845f⋯.jpg (51.91 KB, 650x366, 325:183, kid champ.jpg)

File: ce95d125416839b⋯.jpg (120.49 KB, 938x480, 469:240, midget pancake men.jpg)

>>12948

JUST FUCK MY WRASSLIN UP


 No.19492

File: aef86f5ffd57159⋯.png (336.42 KB, 700x1400, 1:2, WM35 invite.png)

File: 0aaf306a9f2d232⋯.png (1.56 MB, 700x1900, 7:19, G1 Supercard invite.png)

2 days, 2 big shows, even more room for absolute fucking disaster!

Your good brothers at /wooo/ invite you all once again to our 5th annual Wrestlemania show, but this time in addition, we will have New Japan Pro Wrestling and Ring of Honor's sold out show at Madison Square Garden: the G1 Supercard

WRESTLEMANIA 35

Live from the shithole known as New Jersey on Sunday, April 7 at 5.30pm ET/2.30pm PT (10.30pm in bongland) at the MetLife Stadium, watch on the WWE Network or any of the sites listed below

This year's card include:

>SETH ROLLINS VS BROCK LESNAR TAKE 2

>TRIPLE-THREAT FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP: BECKY LYNCH VS RONDA ROUSEY VS CHARLOTTE FLAIR

>TRIPLE H VS BATISTA IN A NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH

>AJ STYLES VS RANDY ORTON

>U.S CHAMPIONSHIP: SAMOA JOE VS REY MYSTERIO

>KURT ANGLE'S RETIREMENT MATCH VS BARON CORBIN

>SHANE O'MAC VS THE MIZ

>205 FLIPPYSHIT BELT

>RAMEN NOODLES VS MOUNTAIN DREW MCINTYRE

This crap and so much more!

G1 SUPERCARD

Live from Madison Square Garden in Jew York City, Jew York. on saturday April 6 at 7:30 p.m. ET, watch on NJPW World or any of the sites listed below

The show's card includes:

>IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: "SWITCHBLADE" JAY WHITE VS "RAINMAKER" KAZUCHIKA OKADA

>IWGP Jr. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: "BONE SOLDIER" TAIJI ISHIMORI VS BANDIDO VS DRAGON LEE

>IWGP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP: TETSUYA NAITO VS KOTA IBUSHI

>4-WAY TAG-TEAM CLUSTERFUCK: G.O.D VS EVIL AND SANADA VS VILLAIN ENTERPRISES VS THE BRISCOES

>NEW JAPPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.19493

File: cb3c0cd35e59b21⋯.jpg (124.53 KB, 1118x580, 559:290, g1 supercard card.jpg)

File: 6dc932fd390a626⋯.jpg (147.66 KB, 1121x615, 1121:615, wm35 card.jpg)

>>19492

Full match cards for both shows


 No.19494

File: b6b2944276cc77c⋯.jpg (151.17 KB, 1080x848, 135:106, nxt takeover NY.jpg)

NXT TakeOver: New York is on Friday 7PM EST if you want to see it too, likely will be the best show of the weekend.


 No.19495

File: 67af6cf5efc769f⋯.gif (1.17 MB, 500x267, 500:267, time.gif)

Am I welcome? :^)




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File: d3eb511a2d17788⋯.png (355.87 KB, 680x384, 85:48, D0lBaE4X0AAN2ip.png)

 No.19244[Reply]

RULE, BRITANNIA! RULE THE WAVES

BRITONS NEVER WILL BE SLAVES

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 No.19324

>>19320

WIFE SAID THE KID MIGHT HAVE THE WRONG PLUMBING

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO GET A PRE NUP


 No.19481

OI M8 DO YOUVE GOT A LOIC3NCE FOR THAT???


 No.19483

>>19324

ALIMONY ROLLS IN AND YOUR WALLET GETS FUCKED


 No.19484

File: 2b734e134e377b2⋯.jpg (125.11 KB, 640x960, 2:3, uk england royals.jpg)

Rule Bitiannia aye buv!


 No.19485

File: 9c92719bc48e658⋯.jpg (491.55 KB, 1464x2200, 183:275, english royal feet.jpg)

File: d3bdb466d1145ea⋯.jpg (66.06 KB, 596x601, 596:601, ab8017c105dfe04ebe91359513….jpg)




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 No.5999[Reply]

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 No.19285

>>19272

He got a hair transplant, thus becoming immune to physical as well as metaphorical JUSTing.


 No.19286

File: 6c9a8f3418a8f49⋯.jpg (58.35 KB, 660x660, 1:1, 22-amber-heard-johnny-depp….jpg)

>>19283

>A movie I was attached to recast my role. I had just shot a two-year campaign as the face of a global fashion brand, and the company dropped me. Questions arose as to whether I would be able to keep my role of Mera in the movies Justice League and Aquaman.”


 No.19289

File: 86c8e379eb75926⋯.png (5.21 KB, 232x84, 58:21, ClipboardImage.png)

>>19272

>Married 3 times

Smart enough to sign a prenup maybe, also the first one ended before he was as big as he is now. His first child died of SIDS if that counts for anything. Also the rest of his 5 children were all conceived by invitro-fertilization, first a pair of twins and ten triplets., I guess you can make something of not being able to do the job? I don't know.


 No.19293

>>19286

>JUSTice league

Meme magic?


 No.19477

File: fc51b07fc7b0d09⋯.jpg (45.17 KB, 780x438, 130:73, 180624221157-johnny-depp-r….jpg)




File: b77e7c42ce0b29b⋯.jpg (187.69 KB, 1855x864, 1855:864, 1551496380500.jpg)

File: 136b4da5d0e9c31⋯.jpg (152.96 KB, 1185x721, 1185:721, 1551508417877.jpg)

 No.19249[Reply]

>Here's your new Hellboy movie bro

 No.19250

File: 7686cc8457f5886⋯.png (1.1 MB, 800x1047, 800:1047, ClipboardImage.png)

>3D glasses nazi


 No.19251

Did they really have to replace the fish guy with a fucking gook and a nigger? The protagonist is already a jew.


 No.19252

>>19251

Its symbolic for your replacement, goy.


 No.19471

>>19251

>replace the fish guy with a fucking gook

so pretty much no change at all?




File: fc2bac90ed59846⋯.png (602.02 KB, 487x555, 487:555, brendan thicc.png)

 No.19269[Reply]

XTRA THICC

XTRA BLEACHED

XTRA JUST IN 3 YEARS

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 No.19391

>>19385

>t. Afton


 No.19393

>>19385

>not rooting for ChamCham

>>>/out/


 No.19448

>>19378

14 days of not masturbating and this appears on my screen, thank god she's never gonna appear anywhere near me, otherwise I'd rape her


 No.19468

File: 5bee05d9e31419b⋯.jpg (55.49 KB, 600x445, 120:89, spongebob inhaling brap gl….jpg)

>>19378

>>19306

>>19269

>>19361

>>19369

HMMMM YES JUST P U N G E N T, my dear.


 No.19469

Brendan still a shallow soyboy degenerate who prefers dominate manly women (imagine marrying Afton…). I wonder how many nigresses he cheated on Afton with?




File: ea64acf9190da25⋯.jpg (31.72 KB, 445x376, 445:376, 0129-jussie-smollett-in-ho….jpg)

 No.19074[Reply]

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 No.19375


 No.19376

File: 58aa32fdc03adc2⋯.png (300.64 KB, 637x391, 637:391, 15525614678975515 (2).png)


 No.19464

>Cleared of all charges

unJUST'd


 No.19466

>>19464

the year of UNJUST continues.

brendan, trump, JUSSie, and maybe johnny debt too,


 No.19467

File: 77ad4c23862ecdf⋯.jpg (74.62 KB, 427x515, 427:515, george-soros-222.jpg)




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