We should all sleep together in one bed and talk about boys edition
i swear i'm not gay
Every time I make a new thread I'm stuck here alone for a good while. Do you guys have any idea how self conscious that makes me!?
more like I'll post in you. also no u also you shouldn't tie your self worth to a thread tbh.
My value as a human is dependent on the amount of (you)'s my posts get.
Any time i post in /xivg/ and don't get a you I die a little inside.
so I destroy you vile deamon by denying those sacrificial (you)s eh
It's also why I never link him.
I also didn't post an image there….
Rem has a little red on her
True but she makes up for it by being Rem.
I'll just stay in bed then.
you guys are mean
i'll do anything
he has a dick you know
sorry mlummy you've filled my (you) reserves
i can survive days on these
Just one (you) from me filled your reserve?
didn't know you liked boys tbh
I'll give you some (you)s
At least the boys I like are S material.
give them to me
i feel like i will hit a dry (you) season soon
Unlike the 3rd rate girls you like
Also Aymeric wasn't S tier
Excuse me what.
My taste in all genders is absolute top tier.
Aymeric was above S tier.
What a degenrate (you) slut.
he towers even you
what a oversized elf
i'll do anything for my slutty needs
I'm going back to bed.
You can get your (you)'s from spider so you should be fine.
>not even using the hottest pic
I don't remember which one's the hottest
oh wow, all these (you)s are piling up over here, if only I had someone to give them to….
spudi just unload all your (you)'s on me
the one where she takes a pic of chuu with her dick on "his" face
part of the same set as previous one
hey now these (you)s take time to cultivate, can't just waste then all like this..
i hope you guys had fun playing with me
i'm going to do some ignoring of /lewd/ for a bit
wait wait I got you covered, just hold on abit and you'll be all (you)'d up in no time at all.
I'm trying to figure this board out. What are you guys about? Is this just like a place where people chat about whatever?
it's pretty much the remains of /sft/ tbh.
Never been there.
it's just people chatting now
well it was basically just that when i first posted too, but i hear it used to be a lot more erpy and lewd
avatar circle jerk tbh.
there were afew lewd people who did afew things, me as well tbh.
Why /lewd/, though? This place doesn't seem that lewd.
what're you talking about I post my nudes all the time tbh.
I just got here,
You're probably lying to me just because I'm new.
Speaking of liars, is 3DPD allowed?
I'm not lying if you take "all the time" as "the most recent person to do so"
And you're going to tell me that without even linking it? That's just rude.
you don't want to see a fat hairy man trying to gasp for someone to like him tbh. it's a pathetic sight.
He's really not lying.
It's always been people just chatting. At least since Noun took over the board. I was never here when Ceb owned it.
thanks for the (you)'s buds
the shortage was quickly averted
here's some honorary one's for you people
as i suspected!
didn't know Ceb or Seb used to own this place
Funny fact: when Ceb gave Noun the board he did it under the condition that nobody was allowed to post pictures of Tomoko from Watamote. That was an actual rule in the sticky for at least like a year lmao.
whoops the name field cleared.
there was also no lewding others waifus like Revy lole
tbf that's still a rule
oh is it
haven't seen it used
maybe saw it with reimu
or maybe not i'm not sure
Haven't seen anyone violate the rule either. It's probably out of common decency at any rate.
You should exercise. It feels good after the 40th-50th time, I swear. Only thing better than feeling good about yourself, is knowing you're working to feel good about yourself.
Hey, thanks man, have a (you) back. But this is not just any (you), it's a lucky golden (you), because I love (you) so much.
>stayed in bed till 5pm
>no energy at all
>managed to shower
>just drying myself off hurt
I have enforced that rule at least once! But I can't remember when it was.
It also helps that I don't think there's anyone here atm that'd get offended if someone posted lewds of their waifu. Unless you would?
Jeeeez, I don't get that drunk! No, it's just a very nasty cold that's been building up for the past few days, and hopefully this is the crescendo. Thooough I don't think getting drunk on Friday and Saturday exactly helped, no.
I wouldn’t be happy about it. But Taiga isn’t my waifu, she’s my spirit animal. So it may be different.
Sometimes I like to think all the gin I drink keeps bacteria at bay when my blood starts having high concentrations of alcohol in it.
I'd certainly say that counted, if it were to happen and you were to report it.
Yeees, that's very colonial Britain of you.
I don’t think anybody on here would be rude like that. If they were to, a warning would be more than enough. I wouldn’t want them banned.
Gin as medicine! They used it against malaria.
Well no, I don't really ban people anyway, I haven't had to! I would more likely just delete the image.
Oh right, gin and tonics.
Good boy. Bans are bad.
Yep! Plus all the other complete rubbish I found while googling "gin medicine" to make sure I wasn't getting things confused. It helps you lose weight, it helps your digestion, it makes you live longer, it heals some illness. I'm p sceptical!
Now now, only master can say that to me. But yeah, I do agree, bans are a last resort kind of thing, if someone is just being an irredeemable shithead for some reason. But it hasn't happened yet, and it hopefully it won't!
I wasn’t saying it in a sexual way. I don’t lewd people I’m not dating.
All sounds pretty right to me, you should give it a try :^). Will help with that cold.
I was kidding, don't think that I was actually offended or anything!
I think I'll just rest a ton and stay hydrated and stuff! If I'm still sick byyy Wednesday, I'll totes just chug a bottle of gin.
Heh, good! I’m glad we can keep a nice friendship between us.
Same here! But it also takes a lot to actually get me offended anyway, it's like my banning policy. Unless I think someone's being mean on purpose, it's fine!
Hmm, I'm noticing now that I'm rambling a bit, and that probably means I should be heading to bed. Hopefully the extra sleep will kill this cold by tomorrow. So goodnight!
Sounds like a good plan. As for me I'll just chug one right now to keep up with my routine.
Wtf why are girls asking for my phone number
>That moment when a girl tells you that she's "genuinely interested in you" and you're like "Qué?"
Well I gotta send a song to some females. Rip.
the fricken frogs slutting it up tbh.
You ain't seen shit. To be frank.
I've seen your toad with a bug tbh.
I'm always right probably.
I'm always on the brink of crying tbh
I suggest you brink into a more happier frame of mind tbh.
Always right usually huh?
Ay bby boy. How you been?
ily mouse, like shiet
Aw jeez, you huge qt3.14 you. Do you want to talk about it or not really?
(you can call me Rumor by the way, nobody calls me Mouse here… I don't mind it though, it's up to you which you like better)
We actually call a colleague of ours "little mouse" at work, 'cause basically, that's the diminutive form of her first name.
how have you been?
tell me about yourself
ive been feeling prrety shit lately but i dont really want to talk about that right now
a cute mouse.
Kind of shit. Got the flu on Friday, Saturday was kinda awful, so I'm on sick leave till Thursday.
Understandable. Come sit on uncle Mouse's water lily and hug.
Thank you for the pic.
at least there's no work.
oh shit is it bad?
how are you feeling right now
do you play any games?
what kind do you like
Yeah. I feel sorry for the boss though because the cashier lady is also sick, so he's sitting in the shop and also doing my work.
It's better now. I went from pretty high temperatures to rather low ones. Now I'm mostly dealing with headaches, joints pain (old man…) and head spinning.
Haven't played many PC games lately at all. Except for board games on Tabletop Simulator.
ohh i love board games
what kind do you play?
hope you get better soon, until then enjoy your free time
joint pains. tell me about it tbh.
rats, clicked 'post' by accident
We've tried Root the last time, which is furry animals fighting over control of a forest.
Then also Scythe, which is like umm, dieselpunk kind of game. 5 nations struggling over Eastern Europa… got your Poles, Russians, Crimeans, but also Saxons and Nords. And also Japanese and Scots in the expansion. You gather resources, breed the fuck out of your workers, build mechs and stomp the other guys.
Both of the games are kinda complicated, although Scythe probably more so. Super difficult to determine who exactly is in the lead at any given moment.
Then the one I always like to play is Red Dragon Inn. You play a bunch of adventurers who've returned into the safety of the inn after a hard day of adventuring and now they're getting shitfaced, gambling and destroying property. Last wo/man standing wins.
Then I also played Pandemic which is inspired by the PC game, except you're playing doctors trying to contain the viruses.
Uhm, oh right, there's also Shadows over Camelot, which is also pretty neat but ughhh I've rambled enough.
I do need to work on some school assignment too though.
Nothing to tell, really. They hurt.
tell me about it.. just wait till you get it in your neck and you're having a bad joint day so you crack your neck alot and you keep on trying to do it because it still feels stiff but actually it's just that it's that swore now tbh.
id like to try these sometime
root sounds fun is it?
ah sucks, gl on the assignment
and then when your knees are all swollen from inflammation so you get that inflammatory juices taken out but your joint is stretched out abit so whenever you go to bend ur knee, it wobbles.
ill makes your knees weak.
jokes on you they already are. well they're abit better now that I've worked them out but still.
I'm not sure when's the next time we're playing, but sure thing. Dump your discord or something, mmm? (well, not or something, just your discord)
It's been fun so far, except we haven't even finished the first game on the first try, and it was like 4 hours. Rules are complicated-ish, in that there are 4 or 5 different factions and each one plays by different rules.
i like how you've named everything lewd (immodest)
going to grab a bite see you.
how are you chijo
See you lewdie.
You didn't drop your DS.
I bought a sparkling wine for tomorrow because of the art Chijo posts
the label reminded me of it
what's happening tomorrow like?
jiro is best girl no lie
too bad she's taken by Denki
ultra depression wave spidey
we're going beyond plus ultra
waves crash into many things there venlumy. I just hope you don't crash into any rocks.
heyyo im alright
today is my bday not sure what im gonna do but whatever
Agree to disagree! I really liked the part in the third season though where she, Tsuyu, lipidgirl and multiple-sensory-organs guy were trapped by the overplan-everything squad.
Huh, is she?
well we'll see
i'll probably end up saying what it is anyways tomorrow when i'm too drunk and down and then i'll annoy you all with my drunkness
I'll be around I'm sure.
he was not around that day
buy a smol bubbly bottle and chocolate and drink it alone in your home in the dark with only a single candle lighting the room
hey that's why you love me bby.
idk im probably just going to smoke a lot
I even bought a bubbly that reminded me of the pics you post
I mean it just vaguely resembles it but yea.
lol thats cute in a few ways
but yeah weed
idk i'll see if i can get a bottle but idk
sorry spidy this took a minute to make
it's your birthday
do what you want
i vote on comfy depression
wew that's pretty good tbh.
tea mug and tea bag failed desperately
glad you like it
I'm studying, so I won't be posting much, but I felt like I had to say happy birthday at least! Hopefully you'll enjoy the day a bit, at least.
nah those were good as well. like I kinda failed to notice that they weren't part of the original tbh. even if I did spot them.
I'm glad you liked .-.
honestly. you should draw more.
and that goes for you too lurker
specially the guitar playing sorts that should play more tbh.
i dont use discord
holy shit happy birthday dude
good to hear you're doing alright i worry you man
i havent seen bnha is it good
lörkers should be slörped
if ely is a chick how is he still so gay?
Hello. I rate 3.5 Texas punches out of 5.
I ask myself that every day. More or less. Less.
one of them chyicks I'd bet.
ven be my mlummy
ah a "chick" then?
I imagine you sound it out like "jurporp'd"
One of the major characters uses moves whose names take the form of XY where X is a name of one of the states, and the second part is something like punch or smash or something like that. I'm pretty sure he uses Texas, Delaware and Iowa at some point throughout the show, and probably more than that.
i don't want to mlumble my speech though
i'd have to practice mlumminess
rumor and elyssa are experts already
>supposed to have read the first half of Death of a Salesman for tomorrow
>read it like four months ago
>figured i'd just watch the film tonight to make sure i remembered everything
>got my roommate to join me
>15 minutes in
>suddenly remember how incredibly depressing the entire thing is
>with the main character getting senile and confused and trying to kill himself and everything
>point it out to her
>she goes to bed and i just end up watching it myself
Understandable, but now I have to watch this depressing shit by myself!
thpeak muammeh tho meh
Rest in peace Skandi-sama.
The main character's sitting in the kitchen in the middle of the night, and he's forgotten why he went down there, and he's talking to his sons except they're not in the room, and his sons are failures and he's lying about being a successful salesman. It's super sad!
>the main character's wife is now telling his sons that he's been trying to kill himself
Yeah, it is pretty awful. I'm just glad I didn't subject my roommate to this stuff!
She doesn't quite like that stuff, huh? Then again who does?
>thpeak muammeh tho meh
>the wife tells the sons that the mc deliberately drove off a bridge and that the only reason he survived was that it was a shallow river
>the elder son is trying to come up with a way that it might've been an accident
Presumably nobody likes this stuff! But especially when it comes to senile people, I tend to give people warnings. Because of course most people have known some senile old relatives, and that's extremely sad in and of itself. "The death before death," as Ryan North says.
One wonders why someone comes up with such a depressing play. What lessons are to be taught from this? Good thing you give people warnings.
Understandable. I think the most depressing stuff we were given to read was 1984 to be honest, which is still a great read ofc, and in a way pretty thrilling even until the end.
Just fulfilling VenVen's request.
>What lessons are to be taught from this? Good thing you give people warnings.
"Life is pain; you think you know this, but now let me show you that you're wrong"
Some odd requests.
Yes that sounds about right. Just gotta drive that fact in harder.
I know, what a weirdo. Still… I didn't realise at the time it was probably meant for Ely only, not me.
What would art be good for if it didn't make you feel, mmmm.
Think I hugged a girl at the bar last night. Woke up smelling of perfume tbh.
@ bday Chijo
don't worry, if I was picking you up at that bar I'd want to ruin you with my scent anyways.
Well, Arthur Miller was a bit of a commie, so presumably he wrote it to criticise capitalism or something.
Oh yeah, 1984 is nice. I don't think I was able to take it seriously when I read it, 'cause I'd seen a couple of parodies of it first.
And here's apparently where I got the "death before death" quote from, but it was originally from Joey Comeau!
Make sure to shame him and acquire dominance.
It can make me feel happy instead, not more depressed.
Must have been some heavy perfume.
A bit? Better burn all his stuff. Wondering how he survived the red scare.
>was married to monroe
Oh no, he wasn't actually a communist, afaik, but he was at least a fellow traveller. And he got into absolute heaps of trouble during the red scare! He was fined, blacklisted, his passport was taken away, his plays were censored. Having an actress gf didn't help that. And for that matter, she was a radical too!
Oh xwx Unfortunate I think.
Well anyways. Going to bed now. Good night, sicko!
Does VenVen have any shame though?
Hey on the plus side, the happy thoughts are fleeting, it's the sad ones that stay with you forever!
Anyway, yes, good night.
A bit unfortunate!
But yeah, sleep well! Hopefully I'll be less sick tomorrow.
This shows about my knowledge regarding such things.
Oh joy, just what I wanted :^).
Must have been. I was catching random whiffs of perfume all day while I was sitting around alone. Was weird tbh.
It's hardly fair, anyway, I sat through two lectures about Arthur Miller a few months ago! Aaand it should be mentioned that most summarised stories about authors tend to skip gracefully over it if they had unorthodox politics.
Get well soon friend!
Thanks, I'm trying! I was feeling better today, but when I walked to the store I just got dizzy like halfway there, so I'm not doing great quite yet. This is one really bad cold, I'm never sick for this long!
You seem to get sick somewhat often! How about a few more oranges in your diet?
You actually must have me confused with someone else! I extremely rarely get sick, but I have been sick for like a week now. The extremely few times I do get sick, it tends to be just headaches and lethargy that disappear within a day.
But you were extremely sick like 45ish days ago?
Gotta wonder how much perfume that woman put on.
So basically you learned about his life but not really about his perspective at all?
I'm more concerned that I got so drunk I was hugging strangers at the bar ngl
>went to the bathroom
>suddenly my knees went weak
>my forehead got clammy
>my head felt cold
It is uh, fair to say that I'm still sick.
Uh, maybe? I don't remember that, if that was the case!
Not a lot about what he actually thought, no, just a lot about Death of a Salesman and some about him being censored.
You were. My memory is annoyingly good.
Oh yeah that's true too. Thankfully you got home safely at least.
Maybe you should start doing some extra measures. Maybe some herbal stuff if you believe in the use of any of that.
That sounds about right, considering what is ever taught about someone. Sometimes it's sorta irrelevant. Though with something like this it would probably help understand somethings.
Well, if you say so! I'm going to try to get some sleep now though, my entire system is suddenly out of whack.
I think I'll just have to eat like a reasonable person even though I'm sick. For the past few days I've been eating the easiest garbage food because I haven't had the energy to cook.
I had a ride there and back, so I wasn't pacing myself on the alcohol consumption. Also didn't drink more than a few beers all of January, so my tolerance was non-existent.
Some rest will likely do you good. Sleep tight.
idk depression isn't very comfy but i can be comfy while depressed
thank you it does mean a lot
so i got cake ice cream and sum bubbles
Glads you got some ice cream and bubbles! I got brownie batter over here for you if you aren't full yet.
If cooking is the problem just go with a lot of veggies and fruits. Maybe beans and peanuts for protein? Ask your roommate to help cook!
Went with a friend or what? I wish I could go a month with only a few beers.
I only did it because I wanted to party hard at the Super Bowl party I was invited to. Actually would've gone the whole month with zero alcohol if I wasn't invited to various parties for NFL games. It was also a lot easier cause my team was eliminated on the first playoff weekend (rip).
Also yeah my friendo drove me. I pregamed rather hard. Also kinda hard to deal with intoxication when you're used to a high tolerance and suddenly you are quite drunk and talking to strangers. Not used to that at all.
You must know quite a few people. Sounds like you had some fun. Well besides those awkward moments. How many people were there?
Infatuation is a dangerous thing, huh.
Just make it through the night/day ok
Back when i still had a irl friend
One time his gf called me saying "friend needs you! Come quick can you use your car? [No] Fuck, doesn't matter you can use friends"
My friend had been complaining about how he hurt is leg in a practice fight (brazilian jujitsu or somrthing). He also said he had fallen in the shower since his knee had given out due to injury. I leave immediately running towards his apartment like 4km away (3.5miles probably). I run as fast as i can, fuck, he clearly hurt himself again because of the knee giving out and they need me to drive him to the hospital.
I arrive at the apartment all sweaty from the sudden run and it being summer. I ask what's going on and his gf says "yeah we're having a friend over and he needs a ride to go fuck this girl"
They had been getting drunk in the balcony listening to music and needed a driver for this guests booty call.
I never said i ran thinking it was a emergency. Just stayed and listened to music and them getting drunk. In the end i think my friend got knocked out because they were doing some strangle homds to test it out and then i drove the guest home and when i returned friends gf was crying outside, i think my friend had punched her
I fucked the metric to american conversion since i changed the distance ugh.
how trashy of them.
Wish me a happy birthday spidey?
Spidey you do know vulva is my phone nickname
I did think it was strange your name changing sometimes but I also just figured that's just your personality showing tbh.
What! Hownwould my persobality make me a vulva!
I would describe you as some what bubbly. is how.
Jeez, congrats, Venla! What's with all /lewdites/ having birthdays all of a sudden!
Aaand now back to studying, rip.
I was surprised too
Reee be active lewd
Ill let you hold my hand
oh wow I'll let you suck my dick.
that end bit was nice tbh.
is it clean of smegma
idk what the pic is i just chose it at rancom
my eyes get so bad when i'm drunk that Skandi-sama's flag looks like britbong flag
idk what the webm is i chose it at randome
obviously it's a picture of a girl whose trying to do the hair of another girl, possibly her sister. also you'll have to check tbh.
that's "that time I got reincarnated as a slime" didn't realize it had an animu tbh. it's not very good as a manga since it's basically just overlord
it looks more like a mousespider
Those are called harmonics. Good for spicing up an otherwise generic tune.
are you… wanna die….
oh I see.
I hear "Leffe" is a popular beer so trying that rn
i have one of those
it's really sweet and i wish i could have someone do my hair tbh
basically just fan service you mean?
ngl leffe might be the perfect beer
I'd do your hair….. with a blade. basically there's no stakes because the main cast is stronger then anyone.
you're important spidey
please remember that ok
you're not special spidey
please remember that
importantly not special. got it.
>walk around a van looking for spawn peekers
>"… Is that someone's head?"
>get my brains blown out by that guy because I was confused
rip, still won though.
It's wholesome. Comfy isekai to relax to.
how did you win if you lost
try me mlummy
if… that's… good?
that's dungeon meshi tbh.
it's a fact of life tbh.
There's more than one round silly. I got rocked that one round but did fairly well in others.
can i suffer for you?
oh what game mode/game?
I assumed balckout
then what'd I have to look forwards to.
Funny I bought blops4 but barely play blackout. I was talking rainbow.
having a pleasant life
i'm more than ok with suffering so that others can enjoy life
ohhh that makes sense
ven you'll excite me to no end if you keep up this taking my suffering bit
i'll take all the suffering of the world
if it makes one person happy
i'll kill myself if some god told me it'd made someone happy
perhaps i wouldn't kill myself anymore
i'd scar myself
Would you stop already.
You're supposed to be happy.
you have no idea elyssa
ven you really don't understand my feelings…
don't uwu me with that kind of post!
less uwu and more blue balled owo tbh.
you guys really make it hard to hate life
i'm not even fucking kidding
My greatest accomplishment since discovering this board is ruining Ven's aesthetic.
hey I want to get off on pain I inflict onto you not pain you're already suffering tbh.
i'll have to do my sulky day some other time
you guys suck so much
i can't stop crying lole
Only read a few mangos tbh and they're pretty much just when animu doesn't get a S2 lol.
Thank you for wrecking your sulk.
listen people suck because they don't allow you to wallow in your own misery. that's just how it is.
fair enough. recently I've been on a binge of all sorts because I've had my limit of trying to give a damn about human interactions tbh.
no this doesn't count.
cheer up buttercup
I'm trying not to ree!
perhaps i could enjoy it
as i said
you all make it really hard to hate life
one day exception.
What a weird name and and stuff you have
I was just wondering if anyone would recognize it.
I think I do but tbh it's been awhile.
it was from /b/ times
name of a notorious avatarfag.
i was never a /b/ person when it was cool
i was like late wave /b/
notorious my ass tbh. literally every avatarfag was "notorious"
blame dysomnia and jim
You missed nothing.
Litearlly just Kuus and Emma because they had tendency to invade other threads and boards.
all these people who aren't alive today. I'm the only one who lives tbh.
the owner of /b/ and the owner of 8ch
why don't we ever do stuff together as a board
A bit late, but happy birthday Venven.
And good night….
Ven you are required to have a nice birthday.
I'm fairly sure we don't have much of a common interest.
You dork ;-;
This is a pretty good Valentine's present, right?
Obviously not going to spend like 340 bucks on something like this, but I did make the designs, so I had to share them.
We can do the draw thing or watch stuff
two people who're actually good at drawing but self conscious about it will be the only ones to witness the drawings because I'd just ruin it by shitposting tbh. also watching something maybe but tbh I don't think any of us are willing to put even the remote effort into that.
Wouldn't want a lewdie to have a bad birthday! It's your day! So you should enjoy it.
I already did taiga
I already did
Good. Makes my day to hear that.
That's what I like to hear. I hope we did a good job picking you up on your big day. :)
Good night lood
You guys really did
Hope your dreams are as nice as your bday!
O-oh come on, people! I know it wasn't a grounbdreaking gag or anything, but it did take a while to make!
I am going to beat you up the next time I go to England.
I am gonna high five you next time you come to murica
if you're going to beat up my dick with your prostrate. at least grow your hair longer tbh.
Not unless you're willing to travel up to the Great Lakes area!
Myyy dude, I have a full beard, I think my short back and sides cut is going to be the least of your issues.
crimes against humanity tbh.
I meant that browser game where you get in with a group of people and one person draws something crudely and the others try to guess what it is
Oh, uh, hm. Not Wisconsin, by any chance?
I am not at all a femboii, you should know this! I'm pretty sure you've seen at least one, maybe two, pictures of my face.
I mean, since Miles is clearly into it then I'll say yes.
You should really get a folder of normal images rather than thumbnails so you're easier to notice!
you should know by now what I'm into already tbh.
Master is very much ironically into it, I think he'd get legit mad at me if I bought those for us.
Well, this laptop sucks ass though! Just properly opening a folder of ten 48x48 gifs takes upwards of half a minute! I cannot in good conscience start trying to get proper reaction images on this steam engine ass heap of junk.
I do know what you're into, but you're the one who suddenly said you were going to fuck me!
Southwest Michigan. Near the bend.
Ugh, I keep chilling out with weebs who recommend my good-sounding anime and I'm having trouble keeping up with seasonals as it is. Think I added like 30 animu to my plan-to-watch list on MAL last weekend.
I'm never gonna catch up.
it's time. get to killing them already
He was okay with the collar though!
I'm sure he wouldn't be as long as it's from you.
Jeez that does sound awful.
Even phone would do a better job like that.
I'M TRYING SPIDEY! But Goddamn. It's like one cour is about 4 hours and I watch roughly 2 hours of animu per day. My time to knock 'em out is on the weekends and my rainbow friends are always asking me to play with them. And then I'm trying to be a not-so-shitty songwriter.
So much to me done and so little time. :\
should be more assertive tbh.
Oh good, so not close enough.
Well yeah, I made the collar myself! And the leash, for that matter! They ended up costing maybe 50 dollars all in all. It's different with a watch, they cost a lot more and you're supposed to wear them in public! And I only wore my collar in public once!
Exactly! So I'm waiting till I get my proper laptop fixed.
I'm plenty assertive when I know I need to be. Put a bully in his play a couple weeks ago. He was butthurt.
lmao'ing at this awkwardness.
lookit you having friends and being a bully to bullies.
Unfortunately I have a decent amount of friends. I ignore them on a regular basis. But as for the bully, all it comes down to is sticking up for yourself. He got butthurt I basically told him to fuck off after I started my new job, and he ignored me for a couple weeks and now we're… coolish? Still don't like him tbh.
Oh come on! We've been talking for a while, but you we still don't know each other particularly well. It would probably be hell if you and I just met at a Starbucks or something and were supposed to sit there and talk for half an hour.
Joke's on you, I'm an extremely light sleeper! I'd wake up immediately if something touched my face, even something as small as your dick.
kinda how it is with some people. if you can break down the needing to attack mood. things tend to be easier.
lol, I know what you mean. I just knew the outcome of this convo as soon as it began. Oh well, it is what it is. No hard feelings ofc (also I hate coffee).
The thing about that is just showing heart. This guy thought I was a bitch, so he gave me shit one day and I asked him why he was even talking to me when it was clear I didn't like him. Didn't even respond, walked around talking shit about me for a couple weeks, now we're "coolish". The meme of bully's being wimps is generally true.
probably wanted you to dominate him anyways tbh. that's the sort that pushes people to see what they can get away with but are really after a hard fucking anyways tbh.
Well, if you do dislike coffee, we could meet at like Golden Corral or something, and the outcome would be the same. Uh, well, then I'd actually have quite a bit to talk about, because master and I went to Golden Corral once, and that place is fucking insane. But yes, no hard feelings at all! It's way easier to talk when there's several minutes between each reply and anyone can jump out at any time.
I generally avoid such thoughts since I don't appreciate when people suspect me, but I do get the vibe that he's gay and thinks I am gay as well. Not my type though.
Jumping out of convos is rude and I don't actually have problems with chatting people up. Just have to be in the mood for it. Also golden corral is friggin' nasty.
Sure, I'm just saying that it's way easier (and generally less rude) to leave a convo online than it is to leave a convo in meatspace!
And Golden Corral is exceptionally nasty, but tbh that's kinda why I love it. Just eating like a hog rooting around in a big ol' pile of trash, looking for the fried chicken and semi-cold pasta, pushing away the vegetables with my big muddy snout.
I understand, it's fine. Once you're stuck into a convo that's easy to do though. If ya'll ever wanna go to shed aquarium, I'd be happy to accompany. I have some fairly autistic knowledge on random sea creatures, so it could be some casual fun. Chicago is always great.
You got more to say than that spidey.
What, irl, you mean? Sure, but it's harder to do then.
Shed aquarium? Sorry, I've only been to the US once as an adult, I don't know anything.
wow, taiga, at least buy me dinner first.
nah I'm about ready to clock it tbh.
It's the second biggest aquarium in the USA and it's in Chicago. Also I don't lewd random people, which I've told you before. And you have a bf so obviously I wouldn't hit on you since I want bfs to work out together.
Going to sleepies?
Oooh, I see! Well, I've been in Chicago for all of two hours, and in that time I got shouted at by a security guard, because I didn't understand where I was supposed to go, and was told that my connecting flight was cancelled after I'd been travelling for over 24 hours, so I was kinda out of it.
Jeeeez, Taig, you do not have to take my dumb sex jokes seriously.
not yet. I want to catch up on one punch man tbh.
I was just giving you a hard time. I know you wouldn't be a slut like that. That's not Skand-i. Chillin' at Shedd sounds fun though, ngl. I love it there.
Never seen it, but I should. New season in a couple months.
Tell me I am still, the man I'm supposed to be.
you're still you right?
Of course? We're talking on discord rn. You just sent me a resting emoji.
While I'm at the subject of the O'Hare airport though, that place sucks, everyone is mean, and nobody understood that I was just a poor tired Norwegian trying to get to my boyfriend, and the entire train system there is dumb, and the passport check guy got mad at me for not remembering the exact date I'd be leaving, and then some other people got mad at me because they thought the cheese I brought was a bomb. Buuut then when the flight was cancelled I got to hitch a ride with some other passengers for free, and I even got to borrow one of their phones once mine ran out of charge. So I guess it's a wash! Even though the 50-something Texan woman I borrowed the phone from obviously disapproved of me having a boyfriend, but she was polite enough to not outright say it.
What though, how can an aquarium be all that interesting?
>using the garbage airport to save like $10
Wat r u doin' skandee. Of course that's happening at a budget airport. I always use midway. That's the main hub of Chicago. Also less likely to run into boomers there… which of course, you never wanna engage with a boomer! And who cares what the general public thinks of your sexuality. They can fuck off overall.
Shedd Aquarium has new exhibits every season, and their regular exhibits are dope as hell! They have beluga whales, dolphins, a stingray pond, a tunnel that you can stand in and it takes you through a million gallon tank full of sharks and other cool fish. It's one of my favorite places to visit!
It wasn't my fault, I just ordered a flight via a Norwegian company and that's what popped up!
And I didn't really care that she was uncomfortable with it anyway, I did kiss master in full view of her once we got there. Also, her name was Melody Pleasant, which is so great.
Weeell, that does actually sound pretty neat. I love both whales and dolphins.
Tell me I am still, the man I'm supposed to be.
You've just gotten better since the first time we talked tbh.
Anyway, it's 4am here now, so good night!
another day as a rat in a rat race
i wish emotions weren't so hard
i wish a lot of things
it takes so much energy just not to sperg
i wish i wish i didn't make him hate me
I know i need my sperg moments sometimes
new thread for you guys