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File: 1de8b1540c29bb7⋯.png (792.65 KB, 1024x553, 1024:553, Fapping of a generation.png)

 No.440273

Road to the top of 8ch edition

Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kdIOHR-p3o

 No.440275

>>440272

I didn't mention that because they don't need to know! You pervert. Let's not reveal my kitty cat plans to them!


 No.440276

File: 2e3779c64ce826e⋯.jpg (56.28 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 141362117187.jpg)


 No.440277

File: 0787b2299525c3a⋯.png (362.72 KB, 900x1004, 225:251, No more FAKE NEWS please.png)

>>440276

Nyan! Don't do that.


 No.440278

File: db91d7c3958661a⋯.jpg (299.37 KB, 512x820, 128:205, headpat-1460521086076.jpg)


 No.440279

File: a2b7d5c33f0ff3c⋯.jpg (66.17 KB, 394x394, 1:1, discord lewd.jpg)

>>440278

Don't make me scratch you. We are driving everyone away!


 No.440281

>>440280

We are here now. COme.


 No.440282

I went to sleep. Post or we die.


 No.440283

File: 080861f32d95fdb⋯.jpg (328.56 KB, 900x1273, 900:1273, ann-tan-tumblr-girl01.jpg)

>>440282

Post.

Also, I hate muffins.


 No.440284

File: 4174d8d6e6021ae⋯.png (776.42 KB, 800x1206, 400:603, 五月 (39).png)

Yes hi hello


 No.440285

File: 6cf52a3f2a5ea0e⋯.jpg (737.86 KB, 2268x2268, 1:1, 14r86.jpg)

Hmm

I have sparkling rose for today


 No.440286

File: 0b2ff14f61c3bc2⋯.jpg (103.32 KB, 795x1048, 795:1048, drink b981411d3a8e1b349581….jpg)

>>440285

Neat.

It's either berer or rum with coke for me today, I think.


 No.440287

>>440286

Beer is for normies


 No.440288

File: c988ddec2a7ee0f⋯.png (265.31 KB, 285x432, 95:144, ClipboardImage.png)

>>440287

Not an argument against it though.


 No.440289

>>440287

Alcohol is for normies.*


 No.440290

File: 17fe70631a07930⋯.jpg (140.29 KB, 776x470, 388:235, cringe Clipboard02.jpg)

>>440289

*normies are for alcohol


 No.440291

File: ac9409500577392⋯.png (22.73 KB, 163x180, 163:180, UndertaleThink.png)


 No.440292

File: d7fd249db91e9cd⋯.jpg (45.86 KB, 563x603, 563:603, wink 82dfd1e99f4114188b11c….jpg)


 No.440293

>>440292

So what kind of rum or beer?


 No.440294

File: ca7f66121c4aa21⋯.jpg (31.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, witch 1d0c63b70bf79d1b343a….jpg)

>>440293

An unfiltered lager. I'm halfway through with it now.


 No.440295

File: 69525c696e46045⋯.jpg (63.88 KB, 913x927, 913:927, xde7lckm1hg21.jpg)

i think working

has turned me into alcohol again

work normified me

i don't understand

working is clearly fault of alcoholism

end work

save brain cells


 No.440296

File: 3a3a1c0e21d8239⋯.jpg (149.83 KB, 1000x1372, 250:343, 五月 (36).jpg)

>working is clearly fault of alcoholism

I really hate it how those fucking alcoholics keep stealing our jobs


 No.440297

File: 8b83d582f00de58⋯.jpg (42.51 KB, 1056x666, 176:111, iz29cabfa0g21.jpg)

>>440296

i mean

they work hard so they can support their morning vodka bottle


 No.440298

Alcohol is bad for you.

t. me


 No.440299

although i think i meant

alcholism is due to working


 No.440300

File: 36fa988a4cb4e0d⋯.png (177.54 KB, 202x338, 101:169, Moofy.PNG)

>>440298

yea

but people encourage me to drink


 No.440301

>>440300

If people encouraged you to kill yourself, would you do it?

Don't act for what people want.


 No.440302

File: 8a8ac529a790083⋯.jpg (16.13 KB, 480x271, 480:271, 94a14550bf2f8bce86b0a51f49….jpg)

>>440301

Don't ask that.

Bad example.

Really bad example to pick.


 No.440303

File: f56dc5ca312afff⋯.png (513.99 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, tumblr_pm1ctb8KuU1w8g3cwo1….png)

>>440301

is this real talk already? i'm just barely 2 glasses in

I'd probably agree with them and continue idling life


 No.440304

File: 83ee60d55f77447⋯.jpg (77.6 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Say that to my face, fucke….jpg)

>>440303

>>440302

Guys come on. Chin up.


 No.440305

>>440294

Is it a local lager?

>>440295

>work causing alcoholism

This is true.


 No.440306

File: 838242064000cab⋯.gif (1.52 MB, 500x281, 500:281, yammer 1468029525_tumblr_o….gif)

>>440295

Rip x:

>>440305

I mean it's czech, that's got to be local by American standards.


 No.440307

File: 0d6c933450ed2a0⋯.jpg (454.96 KB, 850x1306, 425:653, sample_b18b1a4f1eb3cca9d7d….jpg)

>>440304

weird

we rarely have positive people on lewd


 No.440308

File: de2105f83e8fb2c⋯.jpg (34.36 KB, 489x423, 163:141, Tastier than what I cook!.jpg)

>>440307

I used to be like you. All down and sad for years.

It's a phase. Mine lasted like 7 years. Hope yours lasts less!


 No.440309

File: 3c936c2e68056a1⋯.jpeg (422.16 KB, 825x750, 11:10, 11269c4c5f8ae005fdbfbdae6….jpeg)

>>440308

Closing in on 7!

Iiiii actually don't want to think about how long it has been lol


 No.440310

File: e11ae3dd36f1d0d⋯.jpg (18.92 KB, 236x314, 118:157, Could it be¿ Real love at ….jpg)

>>440309

Chin up. Your body will get bored being sad, eventually!

You can do it. Go go Venla!


 No.440311

>>440306

The name of the beer is Czech?

>>440307

I wouldn't say that.


 No.440312

File: 2c0c17e1dd3b16a⋯.jpg (484.42 KB, 750x1200, 5:8, Asashio_and_dem_headpats.jpg)

>>440304

I mean, my mood's fine.

Someone else just happens to be a little…fragile.


 No.440313

Plzen?


 No.440314

>>440311

Yeah, and it's produced in Czech republic.

>>440313

Staropramen… I'm not sure but I think that's actually brewed somewhere aroundish Plzeň.


 No.440315

File: d49fa631fea3030⋯.jpg (29.09 KB, 225x350, 9:14, La vie commence a 20h15.jpg)

>>440312

Who are they? I'm gonna make them happy.


 No.440316

File: 7a340bd935bf9c9⋯.png (645.35 KB, 644x540, 161:135, 1537992746403.png)

>>440314

Oh not too bad.

I prefer Stout myself though.

>>440315

I was referring to Venlita


 No.440317

File: b066270f5e67adc⋯.png (1.94 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_14022019_184335_155.png)

>>440311

I was going to say that you don't count

>>440310

I'll gogo drink some more!

smh

you've really thrown me off. Usually real talk doesn't happen until much much much later phase of drunk


 No.440318

you weren't lying huh

you really love that emote


 No.440319

File: 85bbf81f26e4e48⋯.png (59.67 KB, 277x311, 277:311, Over 9000 penises.png)

>>440316

I'm gonna MVGA! Make Venlita Great Again!

>>440317

Aw, come on. Think of your poor liver!


 No.440320

File: def12b96dfa9093⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_14022019_183834_315.png)

>>440318

makes me look like a psycho


 No.440321

>>440319

if i inherited my dads liver

it'll be fine

like a baby's liver at 70 with daily doze booze


 No.440322

File: c43ffdab0fccbbb⋯.jpg (58.28 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, yuno.jpg)

>>440320

I see why you dyed your hair now.


 No.440323

>>440314

We have one here called Czechvar but I doubts it's the same beer.

>>440317

What?! I don't?!


 No.440324

>>440321

Oh, I can't stomach even one drop of alcohol. It's poison to me.

I don't drink coffee and soft drinks either. And I don't smoke.


 No.440325

File: 9bac3ced2bc700b⋯.png (730.81 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 628c8503b5a6929a3b48d7df78….png)

>>440323

yeah

but i couldn't come up with a reason so that's why i didn't say it

>>440324

well as you can see my tolerance isn't great!

i try to smoke but i just can't

soda… that goes in waves. atm i'm in no soda thing but it might pick up again.

>>440322

she's not a psycho!


 No.440326

File: dd9e454ea732638⋯.jpg (16.56 KB, 384x404, 96:101, e945dd61fa60edd31a5ea7f589….jpg)


 No.440327

File: 236dcf08479eeab⋯.jpg (45.84 KB, 320x320, 1:1, Is that golden shower porn.jpg)

>>440325

Do you eat healthy? You need to have a healthy diet for a healthy life!


 No.440328

File: 1815ce346d49eb3⋯.png (723.62 KB, 656x458, 328:229, daddy.PNG)

>>440326

i want Yuno :c

>>440327

i think

idk though

i don't really eat regularly

just when i feel like i guess


 No.440329

File: 75ef8e6afda4114⋯.jpg (160.67 KB, 850x1128, 425:564, sample_78b39a7564cf8c87a97….jpg)

>>440328

Go get her.


 No.440330

File: 2dc3425e9a01262⋯.png (208.46 KB, 574x755, 574:755, My life motto.png)

>>440328

I only eat twice a day, so it's OK.

I don't know what else to say :3


 No.440331

File: 68f7833c3f3d9d7⋯.png (2.79 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_13022019_182908_463.png)

>>440330

It's fine!

You didn't even have to try!

You doing something for valentines with your boyfriend?

>>440329

I tried but the only daki of her is shit

same with figs

i might be getting some other fig though we'll see


 No.440332

File: c4dd99112b555a2⋯.jpg (27.66 KB, 600x300, 2:1, He's just a kid, dont make….jpg)

>>440331

Every day is Valentines with him.

I might go out and get some stuff done. But I dunno.

I also want him to get me lewd comissions.


 No.440333

>>440325

I feel like this biased against me for some reason!


 No.440334

File: 008daede7515744⋯.jpg (67.71 KB, 720x893, 720:893, wave 1f6a6fd93e5a85b90a07e….jpg)

>>440316

I see.

>>440323

Maybe it's an American name for Budvar since there were some legal issues over the brand name Budweiser.


 No.440335

File: 51bf0a1ca3cce95⋯.png (1.86 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_13022019_222909_852.png)

>>440332

well aren't we lovey dovey!

lewd commissions of what

and i hope you have some candy and something nice to enjoy for this important day of feb 14th

i even bough some heart shaped jellies and had parents buy me rose sparkling wine

>>440333

it kind of is

you're like in the… Purgatory? idk. You're in a very special place in my head that can't decide where you belong.


 No.440336

File: f4c0a6013bb71f2⋯.jpg (84.73 KB, 500x707, 500:707, GONNA CHOKE YOU, BITCH.jpg)

>>440335

>lewd commissions of what

Of him and me! We do have one, but that's not enough!

I am also looking for people who can edit pics so that the skin colours match his and mine. But no luck finding any more! I can't get off unless it's him and me.

Is Rose Sparkling wine real wine? I think Neopets used to have that as an item.


 No.440337

File: e6a43955b05815e⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_02022019_220050_908.png)

>>440336

Shoooooooooooow !

we're called /lewd/ after all

but i just meant like of you and his game characters or you and his favourite anime characters etc

weird. i'd imagine changing skin colours wouldn't be that hard

i mean it's sparkling rose

rose is kind of wine where you remove the skins of the grapes at a mid point instead of letting them soak and let the wine become red

or that's what my half brother told me


 No.440338

>>440334

Damn Budweiser, taking everyone's name! They're probably owned by InBev, the company that owns Budweiser, though.

>>440335

What the heck did I do to deserve this?!


 No.440339

>>440338

being special mot

that's what earned you it


 No.440340

>>440337

>rose

Yes, that's true.

>>440339

I feel like that's some sort of cop out answer…


 No.440341

File: 2c4d0090762d9c1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 399.07 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, Papi_and_I_celebrating_fix….png)

>>440337

Fineee. Here's the only one we have so far, really. We need more.

>but i just meant like of you and his game characters or you and his favourite anime characters etc

Nahhh. Why do that when you can look at lewd representations of you.

>weird. i'd imagine changing skin colours wouldn't be that hard

It's more difficult than it seems. And the ones who can do it nicely never have time.


 No.440342

>>440340

i'm glad i wasn't spouting misinformation

it kind of is and isn't

i think i'm too drunk the go into detail!


 No.440343

File: b46f52978ab6b87⋯.png (578.34 KB, 765x1045, 153:209, wink tsuyu_asui___bnha_by_….png)

>>440338

Mhm! And yeah having looked it up, it's got to be your version of our Budweiser Budvar.


 No.440344

File: 2b63924fee6032f⋯.jpg (77.23 KB, 1066x1066, 1:1, d777d5a9966c215dfaba6108f3….jpg)

>Nahhh. Why do that when you can look at lewd representations of you.

Because you're too insecure to let that be a thing.


 No.440345

>>440341

Kind of lame of them to put their website there on your commission ngl

even if it's easily edited out

your skin tones aren't that far off though!

i suppose that's a good point. did you two just describe how you looked like to the artist

heccing busy people! i swears!


 No.440346

File: b3bbba48f62d048⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 343.23 KB, 700x574, 50:41, Another oral¿.png)

File: d814ba477650338⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 567.81 KB, 742x800, 371:400, We are so lovey-dovey.png)

>>440344

Well, I for one only look at porn for self-insert purposes. So editing pics or getting my own commissions is much better. It helps me not have to self-insert too much.

>>440345

Yup. I gotta have to edit that out. But hey, they need EXPOSURE.

Here are some skin edits. They aren't that far off, but it's still #bleached material.

>i suppose that's a good point. did you two just describe how you looked like to the artist

I showed photos of me. And I described my BF skin tone.

>heccing busy people! i swears!

Do you know how to edit and are not busy.

I'll pay you in BITCOIN. The meme coin of the future.


 No.440347

>>440342

For once you weren't!

Who let you get so drunk already?

>>440343

Time to sue Budweiser. But odd, though I don't remember it being unfiltered? Maybe we just don't have the unfiltered.


 No.440348

>>440347

Nah I'm pretty sure Budweiser sued us first!

It's not unfiltered; I wasn't drinking Budweiser X3


 No.440349

File: 4dce9b81fcc6a6a⋯.png (854.87 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_27012019_231825_603.png)

lol i want to say somethign but i'm wau too drunk and i'd just spiral into hospital probably

>>440346

exposure from a paid commission!

ree. ugh i get it if they post it publicly but they should give you the raw highest quality file ree

the skin edits look nice

ahh okay, i'd be too insecure for anything like that

i'm not really busy but i'd also not take meme coin!

>>440347

go me!

1/1000 I finally wasn't wrong!

you guys! i've finished my bottle of rose sparklign

idk where the bottle went but since it's gone from my table i assume i had it all


 No.440350

File: 48085e6f74fa99c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.51 MB, 2550x3300, 17:22, Me and my Unown HD.jpg)

>>440349

>should give you the raw highest quality file ree

I had one person who did that once. It was a good commission but they made my skin too fair, and my thighs to THICC! I need to get that fixed.

>ahh okay, i'd be too insecure for anything like that

I kinda have to suck it up. Since I am the main character in the commissions!

>i'm not really busy but i'd also not take meme coin!

Awww come on! COnsider it.

Fine, I will pay with real money then. But do you actually know how to edit pics? I'm serious! If you can, I'll pay!

And with that, I mean I'll make my BF pay.

CHAIN WALL, PAY.


 No.440351

File: 92a488091d0c898⋯.jpg (351.16 KB, 850x959, 850:959, sample_0a7726b0c0fd59a6655….jpg)

Say it


 No.440352

Also, why is the spoiler a running mime girl.


 No.440353

>>440346

I like this style


 No.440354

File: 50695afde60bb25⋯.png (86.47 KB, 954x538, 477:269, and then i siad 'wait, 6 d….png)

>>440353

So do I.

It's surprisingly difficult to find anime style.


 No.440355

File: 27ca18f76571fa7⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_27012019_222905_948.png)

>>440350

it should be the standard! ree!

aw, do you buy lots of commissions?

heh fair point!

i mean i'll just do it if i feel like it for free some day

i'm not stable enough to make such commitments

you might get one some day or you might not

spontaneous!

>>440353

it's not quite ms paint style but it's nice


 No.440356

File: 6658011abe06faf⋯.jpg (139.78 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 2GJ4Nx7.jpg)

>>440355

I need to request a commission form a certain someone.


 No.440357

>>440348

I don't doubt that. Damn these multinational companies.

Oh, this is confusing! Hopefully it was good none the less. How many have you drank so far?

>>440349

I don't actually remember of any other times you were wrong, for now.

Already? Geez. How strong was it? Hope you don't work tomorrow.

>>440352

It's Jill from VA-11.


 No.440358

File: 1ff6c850067b7e9⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_27012019_212126_287.png)

>>440356

oh of who

>>440357

i think i said some stuff that wasn't true one night and then determined i was talking out of my ass in the morning

just 11.5% but my tolerance is low low low

time to start on Odessa! A ukranian sprakling wine!

i do work tomorrow but i'll probably feel amazing since drinking has caused my mind to… idk. relax? so i feel nice


 No.440359

File: b753104b23b7446⋯.gif (2.2 MB, 350x420, 5:6, f623c15bab2350cac4c9f0c075….gif)

>>440358

Of me and my cat.


 No.440360

File: 7e5f7d86356484e⋯.gif (937.78 KB, 320x180, 16:9, smile 0b4d7bf805db82b90db5….gif)

>>440357

Mhm! shakes fist angrily

It was, mmm. Only the one. Taking a break now. Might just drink the rum later on instead of more beer. I think I only have one more beer anyway.


 No.440361


 No.440362

KERO


 No.440363

File: 051d94bfa7ec68f⋯.png (2.95 MB, 1858x1058, 929:529, ffxiv_11022019_184704_743.png)


 No.440364

File: 79038443d5136bc⋯.png (451.13 KB, 750x1050, 5:7, ribbit dcrwo6r-a54c8acf-2d….png)

>>440362

*ribbit?*


 No.440365

>>440358

You don't remember what it was? You and your drunkness smh.

Well it's still a whole bottle of wine! You'll be asleep before midnight.

You'll wake up feel like shit and then have to work!

>>440360

You had one and taking a break? Probably a good idea not to go too hard though, if you got stuff to do tomorrow. What kinda of rum is it? Hopefully Sailor Jerry.


 No.440366

>>440363

it was like almost a year ago probably!

i usually feel happy and good about it the next day

like i've "let myself go"

feel normal or something like it


 No.440367

oops wrong (you)

>>440365

look this >>440366


 No.440368

File: 64f1684b382457a⋯.jpg (129.53 KB, 1200x1088, 75:68, rule 63 ea65449750624b667b….jpg)

File: 59062ae72ad91c1⋯.png (286.68 KB, 423x750, 141:250, rainbow tumblr_owgcfeHvMg1….png)

What was a year ago?

>>440365

Mhm, going to work. Getting up in like umm, 9 hours 15 minutes or so.

I haven't even asked though" How are you doing today, Motley?


 No.440369

File: c82e60a23f91fe6⋯.jpg (221.49 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, reach thumb-1920-856501.jpg)

Oh, okay.


 No.440370

>>440369

smh i don't read spoilers


 No.440371

File: 5ae30419d4511a8⋯.jpg (65.32 KB, 550x734, 275:367, ribbit busty bd87d25d14a06….jpg)

Good. It's not polite to read spoilers not addressed to you!


 No.440372

>>440366

Try to remember!

So you don't have a hangover of any sort?

>>440367

Lel.

>>440368

Better get to sleep soon! Take a shot, that will put you to sleep.

Doing all right, just at work. Probably shouldn't be shitposting but oh well.


 No.440373

File: 28c7627b285d8ad⋯.png (658.39 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_23012019_155448_219.png)

>>440372

i do

it's not very strong

but i mostly meant that mentally i feel recharged.

lel urself nerd


 No.440374

File: 003a3186c179e97⋯.jpg (178.81 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, rain thumb-1920-820741.jpg)

>>440372

Bah, I'm staying up for some three hours more. But yeah the shot might be a good idea.

Oh, naughty. I would sometimes use discord at work, especially when the boss isn't around. But god damn it's been hectic at work in the recent weeks.


 No.440375


 No.440376

File: 6589767d1eb2d4f⋯.jpg (70.72 KB, 500x850, 10:17, 6589767d1eb2d4f99e899328f4….jpg)

Happy valentine's day everyone.


 No.440377

>>440373

I'm jealous. Then again I'll pour down shots of gin.

I guess that makes sense too.

lelelel

>>440374

I'm giving you good advice and you blow me off ;-;. Just don't take too many.

Maybe a little. I'm the only one around so can't be stopped :^). Of course if nothing gets done I'll get in trouble.

>hectic

Don't doubt it from what you've been saying.


 No.440378

>>440376

No, bad.


 No.440379

File: e3fe8abd1c6e32d⋯.jpg (53.41 KB, 523x370, 523:370, e3fe8abd1c6e32dc4ff9403022….jpg)

>>440378

Wha

Why

Happy uhm…singles awarness day?

Knife day?


 No.440380

File: b7e07f88c996e06⋯.jpg (579.29 KB, 1680x942, 280:157, raises hand Clipboard02.jpg)

>>440377

I only blew off half of your ideas! Yeah one, maybe two at most.

Hah! Yeah. So get something done!

Oh, right, I've been complaining already xwx


 No.440381

>>440377

yeah it just doesn't take that much to get me drunk so i guess i avoid the bad hangovers


 No.440382

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

can i be sad now


 No.440383

File: 895113488155030⋯.webm (65.57 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Dragoon - delet this.webm)


 No.440384

>>440379

Sad day ;-;. I'll just celebrate discount chocolate day tomorrow.

>>440380

Half night as well be all! Three if you're risky.

I have been, don't worry.

Yes, I've been seeing!

>>440381

Maybe, you'd be surprised how different it is for everyone.


 No.440385

>>440384

i mean i can tell that i have a smol hangover!

i just get surprised by how clear my head feels like the next day!


 No.440386

File: dc5597f67cca9eb⋯.jpg (38.04 KB, 563x830, 563:830, (you) 2ac03c4bd9cdc7021006….jpg)

>>440384

Waw X: No, I'm not risky.

Then you won't get in trouble, good thinking! Average thinking. But correct nonetheless!

Sorry I'm a downer >.<


 No.440387

>>440341

HOLD UP

is that smegma


 No.440388

>>440385

Looks like I'll be downing a bottle of sparkling rose now! I think I actually have one too.

>>440386

How about 2.5?

I'll take average. As long as I don't get fired, for now.

Don't worry, we're all downers here :^).

>>440387

I think it's frosting.


 No.440389

File: 07cea1eb75bf762⋯.jpg (20.91 KB, 262x378, 131:189, awe tsuyu-asui-66845.jpg)

>>440388

Nope, one is enough!

Sounds like a plan. You plan on leaving in the foreseeable future?

I'm just a mister complainypants is all.


 No.440390

File: 9167fc4c03fe54a⋯.jpeg (428.94 KB, 752x944, 47:59, 6ea70ed63b7a5377ca3cec547….jpeg)

smoking was a mistake wtf who allowed this

i need a new babysitter for me when i'm drunk smh on ALL of you

>>440388

sparkling rose AND Ukrainian sparkling wine

Odessa


 No.440391

>>440389

Yes, good, stick with one.

Yeah no way I can work here forever. Maybe I'll give it another year.

Aren't we all though?

>>440390

You need a tard guard?

That might be too much wine for me.


 No.440392

>>440391

ugh 1,5l of sparkling wine does sound pretty bad


 No.440393

File: 31cffe21668abbf⋯.webm (6.13 MB, 320x180, 16:9, Midge Ure - The Man Who S….webm)

>>440391

It's a big one after all.

Ahh. I'm in a sameish boat.

Who knows. Not me.


 No.440394

>>440392

Depends what we mean by bad.

>>440393

Uh, how big?

Just gotta graduate, right?

Someone needs to know.


 No.440395

>>440394

a lot i guess


 No.440396

File: 3f6dd1e2b027532⋯.webm (6.89 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Starcraft 2 - Jem's song ….webm)

>>440394

I poured it full, which is around 100 ml / 3.38 oz.

Yeah, exactly. Then look for work. Teaching is actually a fairly decent middle class job here, turns out.


 No.440397

File: a792cfd80e6f40f⋯.webm (7.02 MB, 320x180, 16:9, The Chemical Brothers - G….webm)


 No.440398

>>440395

It is a lot but you'll be fine.

>>440396

That's like 2.5 shots! In American standards. glad to see you took my suggestion :^).

But do you like to teach?


 No.440399

File: a033f53aba5b1c8⋯.jpg (18.12 KB, 210x240, 7:8, Light changes your skin co….jpg)

>>440357

>It's Jill from VA-11.

But why.

>>440355

>aw, do you buy lots of commissions?

Not at all. But I want to.

I went to get a haircut and a facial treatment.

>i'm not stable enough to make such commitments you might get one some day or you might not spontaneous!

Doubt I can get one if you are drunk. So never drink again, ok.

>>440387

>>440388

Yeah, it's frosting.

Altho both are equally yummy.


 No.440400

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>440398

what about this 1/3 of whisky that has been sitting on my table for almost 2 years

ugh

i don't want to sad post here muddin or whatever the peru postersname was

i don't want to

ugh

whatvere


 No.440401

File: df8297fb84d00c9⋯.png (513.24 KB, 718x1022, 359:511, Hungry after lewd.png)

>>440400

Fine, make sad posts.I'll allow it for now.


 No.440402

File: 74bac69a7725ad0⋯.png (857.8 KB, 1124x750, 562:375, wheres spider.png)

i'm soprry if my spelling suffers. i'm one of the people whose spelling takewss a dipå when theior drunk af

mostly because it's closer enough to be understandable english

>>440399

what's a facial treatment?

lol

i mean

spidey got this rare one out of me

so don't expect hq if you one day do get one

>>440401

that means surprisingly much you know


 No.440403

File: b71ae26a096f18c⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 2439x3252, 3:4, IMG_20190212_102621035.jpg)

>>440399

For the record, I am the admin, but the previous admin, Bit, is the one who made that spoiler image! The only thing image I've changed is the "file deleted" one, I've got zero clue what the spoiler image is about.

>>440400

Uh hm. You sure you haven't had enough, Venn?


 No.440404

File: 3c936c2e68056a1⋯.jpeg (422.16 KB, 825x750, 11:10, 11269c4c5f8ae005fdbfbdae6….jpeg)

>>440403

ï mean it's just 1/5th left

i think i've cried enough today

like

it's

"freeing"

i feel sort of nice

free

now

maybe tomorrow too

even if i want to die

this will be enough for the next ffew days

i've cried more today than ihave oin a long time

i just want irl hug

where i can 100% lean on the other person

let them take all the weight off my shouldder for just 10 seconds

just let me be

just let me feel warmth

fguck


 No.440405

File: 80883a9ac1696bf⋯.webm (7.06 MB, 320x182, 160:91, The British Grenadiers.webm)

>>440398

Kek, I see. Well now you see why I wouldn't drink three!

I might, who knows. I did like it when I did it for a year. Although back then I had a good class. Not every class is going to be like that.


 No.440406

File: 236dcf08479eeab⋯.jpg (45.84 KB, 320x320, 1:1, Is that golden shower porn.jpg)

>>440403

Oh. I gotta see the file deleted one. Lets see. Can you delete one of these pics?

>>440402

You know that thing they do when they place pickles on your eyes and cover you in masks and cream? That's what I got.


 No.440407

File: 0d0826b0b528f54⋯.jpg (71.17 KB, 960x890, 96:89, 50031961_2315155105162264_….jpg)

>>440404

J-jeez. Alright, I guess I can understand. I'd hug you, but, y'know, that'd require me taking a complicated amount of buses to get there.


 No.440408

File: d6bb092b5d289fb⋯.gif (1.88 KB, 48x48, 1:1, RedDog.gif)

>>440406

Gladly! Give me a second.


 No.440409

>>440406

oof i want that

just too self conscious to get

ugh i wish i had irl friends to get one with

>>440407

skandi

you're important

i douibt you'd hug me


 No.440410

File: f407b1e5267f77b⋯.jpg (12.73 KB, 364x359, 364:359, 4cba692ecb1af7055445ab2d2c….jpg)


 No.440411

File: 45ea397bd955b13⋯.gif (1.8 KB, 48x48, 1:1, PurpGuy.gif)

>>440409

Uh what? Why would I not hug you? If you were feeling awful, I see no reason not to. Unless you're like made of magma.


 No.440412

File: 06660e7d6527985⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1180x1500, 59:75, 57953b1fc37f99a0ecb168bc90….png)

real life isn't anime

unfortunately


 No.440413

File: 83ee60d55f77447⋯.jpg (77.6 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Say that to my face, fucke….jpg)

>>440409

I went all alone. What can they say about it? You are paying them to serve you.

>>440408

Where is it? Delete now!


 No.440414

File: 309fe03ed5f0a3d⋯.gif (1.91 KB, 48x48, 1:1, Pointy.gif)

>>440413

I did delete it! You've just gotta refresh the page, I think. And it is a comically tiny image, so it was pretty hard to edit, but it worked out in the end.


 No.440415

>>440414

I like it' It gets a pass from me.


 No.440416

>>440413

yeah

i guess

fuck

ugh

i wan't to ask you something but idk

could be something that bothers you and i don't really want to make you be bothered


 No.440417

wtgf when did this lighetrer get back opn my deks

gfuck

my short term memory is fucked again


 No.440418

File: 93c8abce555ee61⋯.gif (1.78 KB, 48x48, 1:1, Woof.gif)

>>440415

Well alright, good!

And whenever I see your flag, I think you're Austrian for a second. It's very confusing to have identical flags except flipped 90 degrees.

>>440417

Stooop drinking!


 No.440419

File: 6544d48678bef3b⋯.jpg (17 KB, 235x214, 235:214, I could draw something bet….jpg)

>>440416

Feel free to ask me anything! I can respond to almost any question! So really, try me.

>>440418

Most flags are pretty similar tbh. Because red dye was so easy to get.


 No.440420

File: 13b2699ee1f38be⋯.webm (6.8 MB, 960x720, 4:3, South Park - San Diego.webm)

>>440416

Then ask me the question and I'll ask it Muffin. Then you won't bother him!


 No.440421

File: aed59c46190dc11⋯.jpg (31.56 KB, 401x401, 1:1, So, can you buy me a comis….jpg)

>>440420

Did you just ASSUME MY GENDER.

In THE CURRENT YEAR?!

I'm calling the cops.


 No.440422

File: 750460b411bcf41⋯.gif (1.99 KB, 48x48, 1:1, Doggie.gif)

>>440419

I'm not making fun of your flag, I'm making fun of myself! Not like I could make fun of your flag being similar to others, considering that mine is essentially identical to those of Denmark, Sweden and Iceland, except colour-swapped.


 No.440423

File: c681f529f2c131e⋯.jpg (411.44 KB, 1200x1549, 1200:1549, 55e1003204c25e90c27a5d5dd8….jpg)

>>440418

ya know

this bottle of whisky is pretty special

even if it's cheap

it's been around of a long time

maybe it deserves to be saved

the something

known as the something now

now the table booz eis a 80% saaristolais viina

lol in a plastic bottle

>>440419

do you identify as a girl or a boy?

>>440420

do they identify as a boy or a girl


 No.440424

File: 758407ad7c60e7f⋯.gif (2.44 KB, 49x48, 49:48, Baule Mask.gif)

>>440423

Pretty sure you don't need any more alcohol, Venn. Just saying, you might throw up in an hour or so, or at least wake up feeling extremely bad tomorrow.


 No.440425

File: d7bdd895ce680c4⋯.png (279.49 KB, 500x607, 500:607, Level up faster, you berry….png)

>>440423

I identify as a girl, but I know this subject is up to the debate and the like, specially on the political spectrum of today. I respect anyone's wishes to not see me as a female, and I will not force it down to anyone.

I know what I was born as, and I don't want any delusions or lies. If someone thinks I act, behave and look like a girl, then it's cool with me. But if someone doesn't sees it that way, even if I try really hard, it's no problem. I know how touchy this is for some people.

I hate 'transtenders', and people who call themselves 'girls' when they don't even try to look and act like one.

I will never be like that.

>>440422

I wish there was a purple flag.

Post last edited at

 No.440426

>>440425

Can someone fix my spoiler tag please.


 No.440427

>>440400

It should be fine but you need water now. Maybe some food.

>>440399

Cause Jill is cute.

>both are equally yummy.

Debateable.

>>440405

You shouldn't drink two!

Oh? What did you teach? What age of kids? Hopefully kids are more well behaved over there.


 No.440428

>>440424

yeah i don't have any mixer to deal with this 80% booze

anyways the normal whisky went to the cabinet with other things. it has reached the emotional bond of feels that it can't be drunk

>>440425

[two ** is enough to make a spoiler the easy way]

it's fine

i just feel bad for calling someone a he when i think they prefer themselves to be called a she

>>440427

i had food

mots

do you have

fuck

just talking to you is making me cry you're that special


 No.440429

File: 43296a2e411a2f4⋯.gif (2.81 KB, 48x48, 1:1, Rukai Mask.gif)

>>440425

Uh, why purple?

Also, the spoiler tags are fixed, buuut it does require people to refresh the page, so I don't know if it'll help much. For the record though, it seems like the spoiler tags stop working if you do line breaks.

>>440428

Alright, good! You can drink that tomorrow instead!


 No.440430

>>440429

i bought some japanese white wine

so maybe that'll be tomorrow

maybe

idk

anyways so far iot seems like saturday is a stolichnaya vodka night


 No.440431

File: d49fa631fea3030⋯.jpg (29.09 KB, 225x350, 9:14, La vie commence a 20h15.jpg)

>>440427

The only Jill I like is the one from Resident Evil.

>>440428

That's fine by me. Call me whatever you want. If you think I look girly enough, then might as well go for the full package, right?

>>440429

Because, back then, purple was the hardest dye to get. Only rare snails could make purple-tinted tinctures.

>Also, the spoiler tags are fixed, buuut it does require people to refresh the page, so I don't know if it'll help much. For the record though, it seems like the spoiler tags stop working if you do line breaks.

Is that a board's problem or 8ch's problem in general.


 No.440432

File: 21bb94457e56bed⋯.gif (2.81 KB, 48x48, 1:1, Raratonga Mask.gif)

>>440430

Jaysus, you've really got this planned out, huh?

>>440431

Oooh yeah, I didn't think you were just referring to fanciness! Blue was also pretty tough, iirc.

That would be an 8ch problem! There's no settings I can mess around with to change it, at least.


 No.440433

File: 29a00f18443ffe0⋯.webm (3.62 MB, 320x240, 4:3, The High Kings - The part….webm)

>>440421

…Fug.

>>440427

Yeah I just finished it and want some more tbh. Going to get it as we speak!


 No.440434

File: 78ba6afaad6c926⋯.webm (7.75 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Van Halen - Ain't Talkin'….webm)

Woops missed the rest of your post, that's how thirsty for the booze I am!

>>440427

>Oh? What did you teach? What age of kids? Hopefully kids are more well behaved over there.

English! Most were 19-20, some a bit older. A few were a bit problematic but they dropped out fairly early.


 No.440435

>>440433

Called a swat team on your house.

>>440432

I guess I'm going to remember that then.


 No.440436

>>440428

I don't have fuck ;-;. Flattering but I am not!

>>440431

Time to know this Jill, and like her!

Also the refresh is a imageboard problem.

>>440433

>>440434

You never told me what kind it was! Must be some good stuff.

Oh, and isn't that what you're going for? Going for a master's? 19-20 should be all right, or I'd like to think so.

>dropped out fairly early

Lel, it's always like that.


 No.440437

>>440429

>>440431

>Also, the spoiler tags are fixed, buuut it does require people to refresh the page, so I don't know if it'll help much. For the record though, it seems like the spoiler tags stop working if you do line breaks.

Yup, they absolutely don't work across lines, you need to make new ones! 8chan formatting thing

>>440435

Joke's on you I don't live in a house, hah! Some poor fuck is going to be very surprised.

>>440436

Oh the rum? I mean it's a czech brand, not like it will tell you anything! Err at least I think it is. Republica. Not the greatest stuff but rummy enough.

Well I'll have a master's in English. Hopefully. Then you need to complete a few courses about teaching, but I think you can probably do that while already employed as a teacher.

Mhmm. They just needed the status of a student so they can hole up for a year, I think


 No.440438

>>440436

Yeah she's such a powerful woman.

And all fixed so far. N oissues.

>>440437

How do you have internet then-


 No.440439

>>440431

i'll just og with whatever you identify as dummy

or want to be

>>440436

wish i was sober enough to kno wwhatthis was about


 No.440440

>>440439

Girl then!


 No.440441

File: 1b4f85655904d58⋯.webm (1.17 MB, 176x144, 11:9, Kabát - Dole v dole.webm)

>>440438

It's a flat. Flats have internet too!


 No.440442

>>440437

Hmm wonder if I can get that here. Is it spiced or just aged? Sometimes yummy is all you need.

How were you able to teach before the courses?

Hole up? Is there some sort of special housing for them?

>>440438

Yes, Jill from VA-11 sure is.

>>440439

Nothing to worry about, just focus on getting a bit sober before bed.


 No.440443

>>440441

That's also a HOUSE you dork.

>>440442

No I mean Jill Valentine.


 No.440444

>>440440

then that be it ya dumb baked goods


 No.440445

>>440442

heh 1am and work in the moring uh oh


 No.440446

File: 10abe7536631197⋯.jpg (21.96 KB, 130x180, 13:18, dancing boi.jpg)

>>440444

Now what.


 No.440447

>>440446

idk muffin

i'm supposed ot work in the mornjing


 No.440448

File: 589739af3a8d0ff⋯.png (233.25 KB, 566x800, 283:400, french toast.png)

>>440447

Good night?


 No.440449

>>440442

Shit I have no idea about either…. it's just plain rum I think.

I have no idea! I didn't even have my bachelor's back then, that'!s kinda insane!

No more like… they get some stuff from the government. I think it's something to do with not having to look for a job or not being registered at the job office.

>>440443

Nope! A flat is a flat and a house is a house!

>>440447

It's like 1:10 where you live, you gotta get that water in you and go to bed!


 No.440450

>>440443

Time for you to play VA-11.

>>440445

What time?


 No.440451

>>440450

Is it one of those anime games?

>>440449

It's a way of speaking, you dummy.


 No.440452

>>440448

i guess

>>440449

i'm having water!

>>440450

i have to leave home at 10.10 at the latest i think


 No.440453

>>440449

Just aged then probably. If you don't any spices, like vanilla, cloves, or cinnamon, then it's probably just aged.

I guess they just trusted you well enough. You must have a trusting looking face!

I wish I got something from anyone these days! But yeah I thought it was something like that.

>>440451

The style is anime, but think the devs are from Venezuela.


 No.440454

File: 708822e2bb5c59d⋯.jpg (2.53 MB, 3500x4500, 7:9, Iara and the Vortex Team.jpg)

>>440452

Well what are you waiting for? Good night-!!

>>440453

Sounds bad.

Show me pics because I'm not googling it!


 No.440455

File: 8c2dedc016fe1b3⋯.jpg (828.39 KB, 1000x1426, 500:713, 8e5009b7a9e1ee547aca374e5a….jpg)

Gets me to drink then can't handle it as usual.


 No.440456

>>440454

i'll have coupple water glassers more and the nyes


 No.440457

>>440451

Pffft. That's no way of speaking.

>>440452

Good! But you also need to be having sleep! When are you going to work?


 No.440458

>>440457

11.30am is when shift starsts but it's 40 min bus ride there so……….


 No.440459

>>440457

Well I meant "wherever you live" as your house!

>>440456

>>440458

Think of all the dreams you can have!


 No.440460

>>440453

Yeah probably. If it's even fair to speak if ageing… probably not very old.

Yeah I dunno… it wasn't a full time employment, it was a different kind of contract than usual, so maybe that's got something to do with it.

I'd send you a drink but that's illegal. I looked into it u_u Although they say it's kinda commonly done anyways.

>>440458

Oh that's pretty cool then. You got plenty of time… I'm getting up in 5 hours 20 minutes x__x

Shit. Stupid me. Need to finish this drink and gtfo.


 No.440461

>>440452

Still plenty of time for sleep at least!

>>440454

In a bit when I'm not lazy. It's more of a VN too.

>>440455

And you didn't stop him smh.

>>440460

It looked decently dark from what I saw, but they may have different varieties.

Sounds kinda weird. Maybe they just didn't someone. Though maybe part time teachers aren't too weird.

Just send it illegally and without anyone knowing! Oh it is?


 No.440462

File: ca4e0f337df418c⋯.webm (1.7 MB, 320x180, 16:9, Aleš Brichta - Výlet do b….webm)

>>440459

Oh, I guess. Well then. See below!

>>440461

Ahhh, no clue. It's a pleasant burning feeling in my throat though.

Didn't what? xwx But uh, yeah they lost a teacher and hired a retired one to stand in for them, but she couldn't work full time for one reason or another, or didn't want to. So I picked up two different groups of students for her after like a month.

Anyways. Need to go now, I think. Good night lads and lasses.


 No.440463

>>440462

Sleep well.


 No.440464

>>440461

Oh VNs are not for me. I don't like dating stuff!

>>440462

I'm seeing below.

Good night you!Everyone is asleep now.


 No.440465

File: 993e76fef67b49a⋯.png (236.62 KB, 600x337, 600:337, ClipboardImage.png)

>>440464

It's not dating either. It's a bit more like Ace Attorney, Danganronpa or anything similar.


 No.440466

File: d3f95c6d0c8edd0⋯.jpg (44.45 KB, 302x302, 1:1, Discord avatar.jpg)

>>440465

Ohhh. Doesn't looks that bad,

But I prefer more traditional games.


 No.440467

>>440466

Such as what? What do you like to play?


 No.440468

File: 2d18ebe1c7aa4ac⋯.jpg (49.56 KB, 600x780, 10:13, Dreaming of USA.jpg)

>>440467

Bomberman Party Edition, Terraria, Digimon World 1, 2 and card battle, Crash Bandicoot.

And I wish I could play Mario Maker but it's too expensive.


 No.440469

>>440468

Yeah guess those have more gameplay than VA-11.

Don't own a WiiU or Switch?


 No.440470

File: aed59c46190dc11⋯.jpg (31.56 KB, 401x401, 1:1, So, can you buy me a comis….jpg)

>>440469

Not at all. I only have my computer and play in emulators.


 No.440471

>>440470

Gotta make do with what you have for now. Lots of good past games out there.


 No.440472

>>440471

Yeah, but for some reason I can't play the best emulators.

Also nintendo is taking down as many emulation websites as possible, they suck.


 No.440473

>>440472

Eh? What do you mean?

Oh yeah, emuparadise basically shut down after a scare. I love them, but also hate them.


 No.440474

>>440473

I just hate them. Some of their games are good, but they don't deserve the praise they get.

Zelda isn't even that entertaining. And smash is just a fighting game.


 No.440475

>>440474

Fightin' words there! Opinion words there.


 No.440476

File: d7bdd895ce680c4⋯.png (279.49 KB, 500x607, 500:607, Level up faster, you berry….png)

>>440475

It is tho!

Also smash should not have 4-5 charcaters of the same franchise. Mario and Luigi are enough to represent the super maro frnachise. Why Peach, Bowser and others?


 No.440477

>>440476

Reasons, fun, and also more reasons! Anyways gotta focus on cooking or it will never get done. Later.


 No.440478

>>440477

See ya. what are you cooking.


 No.440479

File: 843fbbe14682cf8⋯.jpg (151.03 KB, 640x480, 4:3, b4b98a55fff2e27565f14a6e93….jpg)

"Can you smell what the rock is cooking?"


 No.440480

>>440479

No.

that's why I'm asking.


 No.440481

File: 3511d32b39d0bcb⋯.jpg (308.75 KB, 723x1023, 241:341, d3303b28b3afde78f7e1f04642….jpg)

>>440480

Do like the spiders do, enhance your senses.


 No.440482

>>440481

I don't like spiders tho.


 No.440483

>>440478

Tenderlion tips with green beans and carrots. Probably make some gravy just before they're done.

>>440479

Where the heck have you been?!


 No.440484

File: 6c26288bfdb4325⋯.jpg (360.56 KB, 1000x709, 1000:709, fddd675cce28cc5b7c044b23e9….jpg)

>>440482

But you know how they stop for a while every now and then to look at what's going down, do that.


 No.440485

File: 49752db8fc5c799⋯.jpg (276.01 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ff8834ed644bf03144062cdc56….jpg)

>>440483

Everywhere.


 No.440486

File: 2dc3425e9a01262⋯.png (208.46 KB, 574x755, 574:755, My life motto.png)

>>440483

Tenderlions are almost extinct! DOn't kill them :(

>>440484

They do that after I spray them with bug killer.


 No.440487

File: ec32d93dc70edac⋯.png (1.15 KB, 240x240, 1:1, 75845c43b6b9d3d5658a3aa674….png)


 No.440488

File: c3fe41edf56dc42⋯.png (735.84 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dc44a3fc41b761001083082f65….png)

>>440486

They do it normally too, they just stop by and caress their whiskers.

>>440487

?


 No.440489

File: 4f7f7a660ea73ad⋯.jpg (271.03 KB, 793x793, 1:1, 1481217225274.jpg)

>>440486

Sorry, somehow I always manage to misspell loins.

>>440488

That doesn't answer anything! School been going well?


 No.440490

File: 6cbd66a9ea040de⋯.jpg (103.95 KB, 747x839, 747:839, e6008b3269c7286f926ec175c4….jpg)

>>440489

It answers enough.

Been a bit busy with it, and other stuff too.

You?


 No.440491

>>440489

Sounds fancy! Take a pic!

>>440488

Not if I squish them first.

JK all life is precious. except cockroaches.


 No.440492

File: 054079a3cb39370⋯.jpg (2.1 MB, 2000x2600, 10:13, pout8.jpg)

>>440491

But they would have done it beforehand for a long, long time anyhow.


 No.440493

>>440490

Does not!

Same ole, same ole! Living the dream! No I'm not.

Sometimes I see what you mean about doing the same thing over and over.

>>440491

If I can remember!

>not cockroaches

What else will help us survive a nuclear blast?


 No.440494

File: ab5c7c77911ed81⋯.jpg (13.81 KB, 236x345, 236:345, Shake your coconuts, until….jpg)

>>440493

Expand on how cockroaches will help us survive.

Are you planning on eating them after ground zero falls or what?

>>440492

I'm gonna SQUISH the spiders. I'm gonna squish them now, you touhoe dumbhoe.


 No.440495

File: 1f32f5149ba5e64⋯.jpg (405.52 KB, 595x842, 595:842, 2b39c8d71faa92f630b156cb38….jpg)

>>440493

Does too.

Well then, are you sure about that?

>>440494

That's not a very nice thing to say.


 No.440496

File: 85bbf81f26e4e48⋯.png (59.67 KB, 277x311, 277:311, Over 9000 penises.png)

>>440495

I love you, my touhou friend-hou

How about that.


 No.440497

>>440494

I was just going with the meme that they can survive nuclear radiation or whatever it is.

>>440495

Does not, nerd!

49% at least.


 No.440498

>>440497

They can.But it isn't useful for us.


 No.440499

File: 2dbb2c9df4df140⋯.jpg (1.85 MB, 1453x1612, 1453:1612, f665f38605d1f6a558efbdf100….jpg)

>>440496

That doesn't sound too convincing, also you remind me of someone.

>>440497

It does.

That's the definition of insanity.


 No.440500

File: 0abad4d9fb6d47c⋯.jpg (49.67 KB, 225x350, 9:14, Photo finish.jpg)

>>440499

Do I? Who?


 No.440501

File: 920e77ccbbea604⋯.jpg (136.36 KB, 1025x1278, 1025:1278, wine.jpg)

>>440500

Someone.


 No.440502

>>440501

Tell me! I don't even know who you are talking about!


 No.440503

File: c75aac8b75adc44⋯.jpg (87.7 KB, 423x600, 141:200, vGNzv8P.jpg)

>>440502

But then I'd jinx it.


 No.440504

>>440503

Well. You remind me of someone as well.


 No.440505

File: cd120a9668f924b⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1240x1748, 310:437, That colour scheme again.png)

>>440504

Doubtful, I've been gone ever since the music died.


 No.440506

File: cde9058c9faa7c8⋯.jpg (8.83 KB, 480x360, 4:3, One muffin a day keeps the….jpg)

>>440505

Tell me now or I will be sad.


 No.440507

>>440498

We'll just make a suit out of them or something.

>>440499

It does not.

A meme definition!


 No.440508

File: 879afe9ea6c853f⋯.png (886.37 KB, 1454x1650, 727:825, e7e47c3a20e35c1c62b42fddcd….png)

>>440506

Besides I've always used the same name~


 No.440509

File: 22c6ab6789ab61c⋯.jpg (385.64 KB, 600x528, 25:22, 04cacda8b0acf4aabe650e3b6c….jpg)

>>440507

Does too.

But it makes all the sense.


 No.440510

File: d7bdd895ce680c4⋯.png (279.49 KB, 500x607, 500:607, Level up faster, you berry….png)

>>440507

Eww no please no. I don't like yucky cockroaches.

>>440508

Would you please tell me who I remind you to.


 No.440511

File: 3a8e813c899f3af⋯.jpg (918.14 KB, 1254x1770, 209:295, ebe39688d83de5cdae059828c9….jpg)

>>440510

But that would summon the said person.


 No.440512

>>440511

TELL ME PLEASE! I wanna know who I am.


 No.440513

>>440509

Too does not.

>>440510

Don't worry, they'll be dead.


 No.440514

File: 074344642d5241d⋯.jpg (425.78 KB, 1000x884, 250:221, e43e7fa9d38491afbd04ad903a….jpg)

>>440512

But then you'd be upset.

>>440513

Does too.


 No.440515

>>440513

That doesn't makes me feel any betteR!


 No.440516

File: f4c0a6013bb71f2⋯.jpg (84.73 KB, 500x707, 500:707, GONNA CHOKE YOU, BITCH.jpg)

>>440514

That doesn't makes sense. Wy would I be upset? I won't, trust me!

I am a cutie who doesn't gets angry any more, so please tell me!


 No.440517

>>440514

No you!

>>440515

Synthetic cockroaches?


 No.440518

File: a71488f33c99ef3⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 1693x1593, 1693:1593, ae7899b965317c0821e7603005….jpg)

>>440516

The image name states otherwise.

>>440517

All.

You.


 No.440519

File: 8164f1531051d69⋯.png (117.31 KB, 415x502, 415:502, Stock Images are funky.png)

>>440518

Filenames are just jokes.

>>440517

How about NO cockroaches.

I don't think they serve any purpose.


 No.440520

File: 938559b753349fa⋯.jpg (549.01 KB, 1110x840, 37:28, ce0aa930ed8ba7c73ef505d7d3….jpg)

>>440519

That's what you say.


 No.440521

File: d7bdd895ce680c4⋯.png (279.49 KB, 500x607, 500:607, Level up faster, you berry….png)

>>440520

Come on!!! I am begging you! WHy do you do this!


 No.440522

>>440518

I'm being bullied! Anyways, have a good day(?).

>>440519

Food for birds and some other insects or something like that.

Have a good night.


 No.440523

File: 1818f889ae43d9a⋯.jpg (373.22 KB, 948x674, 474:337, 14313b9d06f3b84d4d8a476b03….jpg)

>>440521

Peruanon

>>440522

Oh, you're going to sleep?


 No.440524

File: 83ee60d55f77447⋯.jpg (77.6 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Say that to my face, fucke….jpg)

>>440523

Well that explains it.

>>440522

Every bug is food tho.

See ya tomorrow!


 No.440525

ded asf


 No.440526

This thread is in the fast threads list for some reason. Good stuff!


 No.440527

And it isn't there anymore. Yay.


 No.440528

File: efca854a52ba91f⋯.png (226.33 KB, 899x899, 1:1, DoXTP7sXsAA2_A3.png)

>>440527

ive been looking at the wrong thread for two days


 No.440529

>>440528

I thought I should have said something. The post wasn't as noticeable as Skan's.


 No.440530

File: c3add26f6cbf623⋯.jpg (79.26 KB, 1000x960, 25:24, Dm3Qi7rXsAEfYH2.jpg)

>>440529

bleh im just a dimwit sometimes


 No.440531

File: 85bbf81f26e4e48⋯.png (59.67 KB, 277x311, 277:311, Over 9000 penises.png)

>>440528

Not my fault :3


 No.440532

File: 76e82e86e0d8e99⋯.png (171.68 KB, 500x429, 500:429, dasasd.png)

>>440531

oh oops didn't mean to do that


 No.440533

>>440532

Neither did I baby boi.

How are you.


 No.440534

Good evening.


 No.440535

>>440534

Hi hi, froppy!


 No.440536

>>440535

Yoo hoo. What's up?


 No.440537

>>440536

Not much Just playing terraria on full screen. Hence the slow replies.


 No.440538

>>440537

Ah, I see. Probably more sensible than what I'm doing.


 No.440539

>>440538

And what is it that yo uare doing.


 No.440540

>>440539

Dinking myself to sleep, I would say.


 No.440541

>>440540

Another one drinks themselves to death.

Dont.


 No.440542

>>440541

I think I'll call it a success. Going to bed now.

Good night.


 No.440543

File: 9bac3ced2bc700b⋯.png (730.81 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 628c8503b5a6929a3b48d7df78….png)

maybe i'll swallow my shame and post so the /lewd/ activity quota gets filled


 No.440544

Better your shame than your pride.


 No.440546

File: ad62d6240f999f5⋯.png (185.35 KB, 346x538, 173:269, god emperor trump.PNG)

>>440545

i'm dumb

whose that?

chijo?


 No.440547

>>440546

it were Noun!


 No.440548

File: 5c282238186c21c⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1510x1215, 302:243, 4uebzsoiapg21.png)

>>440547

wowe

yikers


 No.440549

>>440548

if they were all good and friendly my little joke wouldn't have made him go from 1 to 100 in one post!


 No.440550

File: 75ef8e6afda4114⋯.jpg (160.67 KB, 850x1128, 425:564, sample_78b39a7564cf8c87a97….jpg)

Oh dear is there drama


 No.440551

>>440549

that's not the good old lewd discord is it


 No.440552

>>440551

no it wasn't.


 No.440553

>>440552

wonder if that place is active anymore


 No.440554

>>440553

no it's gotten deleted I'm sure.


 No.440555

>>440554

wonder if the kyoko+noun+ that someone whose name i forget are still friends


 No.440556

>>440555

yeah they are. guess whose's not friends with noun anymore though!


 No.440557

File: e31d943c62f3307⋯.gif (2.5 KB, 44x48, 11:12, Gere Mask.gif)

>>440556

>whose's

Man, I wish I had proper reaction images.


 No.440558

>>440557

whomst's not


 No.440559

>>440556

well yeaa


 No.440560

>>440559

why is that vulenny? why is that.


 No.440561

File: 21bb94457e56bed⋯.gif (2.81 KB, 48x48, 1:1, Raratonga Mask.gif)

>>440558

Y'all'nt've thought about this stuff, huh.


 No.440562

>>440560

why is what


 No.440563

>>440561

dummolist whattopher arest youre's talkie aboutery.

>>440562

why am I not friends with Noun anymore.


 No.440564

>>440563

i'm guessing since you talked about chijo

but now i don't know!

i thought that's what the screenies were about


 No.440565

>>440564

got it in one


 No.440566

>>440565

well you gave away the answers in your screenies smh


 No.440568

>>440567

maybe if he's around

idk if they read back old posts


 No.440569

>>440568

we'll find out soon enough I suppose


 No.440570

File: 326790c2dfca76c⋯.gif (2.62 KB, 48x48, 1:1, Makonde Mask.gif)

>>440563

Yoyu'rore a bobitot soilolloly, totbobhoh.


 No.440571

Skandi-sama do you want me to just buy you a new bloody laptop already.


 No.440572

File: 7f0b3ea26d3504b⋯.gif (2.45 KB, 48x48, 1:1, B'galla Mask.gif)

>>440571

Uh, I mean, sure? But that'd cost quite a bit, so that'd be a bit weird.


 No.440573

cuck


 No.440574

>>440568

gimme ur discord nerdlord.


 No.440575

File: 8b5da2d585b25fa⋯.png (16.35 KB, 174x174, 1:1, Terminal 7 brain cancer.png)

>Check /lewd/ all day and nothing happens

>Leave and immediately after that, drama happens.


 No.440576

who even are you


 No.440577

File: 758407ad7c60e7f⋯.gif (2.44 KB, 49x48, 49:48, Baule Mask.gif)

>>440575

It's not much, thankfully! But we do have some drama bubbling under the surface sometimes.


 No.440578

File: d3f95c6d0c8edd0⋯.jpg (44.45 KB, 302x302, 1:1, Discord avatar.jpg)

>>440576

Your prom date. Hi hi!

>>440577

Put me up to speed!


 No.440579

>>440578

oh boy I can't wait to impregnate you


 No.440580

File: be0e4a32fc61273⋯.gif (2.91 KB, 49x48, 49:48, Eket Mask.gif)

>>440578

Sorry, but nah. It's just a sad story, and I wouldn't be comfortable bringing it up again.


 No.440581

File: 8b83d582f00de58⋯.jpg (42.51 KB, 1056x666, 176:111, iz29cabfa0g21.jpg)

>>440574

i'll dm you on tumblr

don't want to get doxxd again lole


 No.440582

>>440581

you even have my tumblr


 No.440583

File: 89a9df138f330e9⋯.png (607.88 KB, 849x1100, 849:1100, Spanish Inquisition Pose.png)

>>440580

Awww I missed out.

I am not leaving this place again then.

It's time for a new thread, because we have quite a bit of people right now. This would put us in the "hot threads" category of the main screen.

>>440579

Don't even try it, you dork!

>>440581

Ohh ohh! add me as well!


 No.440584

File: ad310f6b6afb1f4⋯.jpg (538.44 KB, 1000x700, 10:7, cf51b2665151f61a9e0372ea48….jpg)

>>440582

i know dorkeyes

that's why i said i'd dm it there

>>440583

you first


 No.440585

>>440583

that's what those americans do on prom tho.

>>440584

I see?


 No.440587

I made a new thread to get to FAST THREADS and bring new people like me.

>>440586

>>440586

>>440586

>>440586

>>440586

>>440586

>>440586

>>440586

NEW

>>440586

>>440586

>>440586

>>440586

NEW

NEW

>>440586

>>440586




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