My discord is Muffin Kitty#8552
Add me! Eveyrone add me and let's be good friends! I have nothing to hide! ♥
We have to advance at an accelerated pace.
Do they? I don't think they do, or else all those high school drama movies wouldn't be as common as they are.
that's exactly the reason for it though.
>nothing to hide
>hiding behind clothings.
Well, thanks for making a new thread! The general rule is that we make one after 300 posts anyway.
400 is probably better though.
It's better if I do hide that way. You don't wanna see what evils clothes hide!
That's dumb. We should make it when people is posting, so that we attract MORE posters as we appear in the fast threads menu. This way we are gaming the system, and getting free exposure.
did you delete that comment of chjio's question? or did I actually get like shadow banned on tumblr when the porn genocide happened
I kinda do tbh.
>You don't wanna see what evils clothes hide!
That remind me of Kill La Kill
I can give you something even better.
Click here. This will give you exactly what you are looking for.
Let's no be weaboo! Come on.
Uh, why? 300 has been fine thus far, it just makes everything easier to deal with.
Well sure, but we can't just keep making new threads all the time! Making a new thread after fewer than 275 posts just seems weird.
It's to game the system until we have more posters tho. We are such a small community right now.
If we do this, we will always be in the fast threads category. Like we are right now:
oh what wtf.
did you delete that test comment I did, even you even see it?
What does "CJMT" stand for?
cucking john out of money tomatoes.
circlejerk mega thread
Chain, Just Muffin Taker
We should add more to the title, to make new people come! We need MORE PEOPLE DARN IT.
No need to thank me.
Idk, cause don't the threads bump until like 500 right? So why be in a hurry?
I think I've been shadow banned on tumblr back when the porn mass genocide happened. so I don't think you can talk to me on there anymore.
Is that how it works, though? Like, why would it matter if we have a ton of new threads if the criterium is how fast the threads are moving?
Oh wow, I thought I was the only person who still remembered!
… Tbh, it's just because my anxiety stuff likes it when there's tradition. So I've got 0 proper arguments!
The speed is proportional to the creation date. With newly created threads being higher.
Bumping doesn't really matters tho. There's only one active thread here.
>Making a new thread after fewer than 275 posts just seems weird.
I legitimately hate tumblr tbh
just add me ffs
yeah i was going to say since i didn't see you on my followed list even though i was sure i followed you
but i was too ashamed and worried that i removed you for some reason so i was just going to go back and try to track your profile down again lol
There's a lot of threads of the past that went well over 400. Relaxin sk4ndi
So then why get obsessed about when to start a new thread?
>The speed is proportional to the creation date. With newly created threads being higher.
Check the fast threads right now. We weren't nowhere to be seen until I made a new thread and got all the posts here.
Are you cool bananas and could me my new best friend?
No one here wants lewd to be the popular 8ch board except for you. Lewd is a better community for it.
nah tumblr fucked me, nothing on you tbh.
I'm a fat fucking loser tbh.
well you can just write something welcoming in the main post too!
title can be clean or whatever
That is an interesting username
Huuuh. Well, if you say so.
Oh my dude, there is zero reason for it. It's just a relic from when threads used to lag a lot once they got very big.
Well sure, but not when I was here and able to make new threads!
I like making new threads with something super gay :(
More people, more new potential friends tho! Who wouldn't want that?
That's true as well. The rules are already welcoming enough I think.
You can check a thread speed on the main page.
We are on 4th place. Only beaten by giant boards, so right now we really are the fastest. The older this thread is, the more it will fall down tho.
We want the straight audience as well.
To make them gay.
Sounds like a good prospect of a friend tbh. I'm too lazy to add new people tho so scroll up and you add me instead.
Jeez, I need to befriend an 8ch mod and get him to explain what exactly "velocity" means.
well you are super gay.
Why specifically a wolf spider?
that's what I used to avatarfag as back on /sft/
Formatting codes here on 8chan are odd.
yeah the rules are pretty good indeed
unless people just click into the thread and don't bother checking them
this place has turned so many people to cock…
Oh ok I understand.
Who needs 'em. We can CRACK this code by ourselves.
Who is with me?
>this place has turned so many people to cock…
Too many sissies, not enough doms. That's what I always say.
velocity should be self explanatory!
woah hurtful words ouch
it's true tho.
If there are so many sissies… Where will they find hot studs to fuck 'em good? They wont!
You know, Velocity. The good ol' velocity measurement every imageboard has!
It's true tho. Where are the strong guys who fug?
right here bby :smilyface:
Where?! I can't see them.
Are they offline right now? We should wait for them!
wow my feelings hurt tbh.
I'm just kidding! ♥
I have gotten nothing yet. WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME.
I'll bully you if you don't watch out now……
You can't bully the bigger bully. Or can you?
I just got it now :3
how my duck feel.
GUYS DON'T CHAT TO ME IN DISCORD!
Let's chat here to get more posts going, and be more popular!!!
My BFs duck is better.
Don't remember last time I checked after an hour and missed like 60 posts
What's going on
It me, me.
Me make thread active to get to the fast thread list. ME.
That's not a duck.
ummmm I think you should get your eyes checked….
what happened to you?
That's usually the case.
Just seems like accelerated autism this time.
but phone posting here sucks and going to bed
My eyes work just fine, thank you.
It me. ME.
I did this.
Aww fine then. Bed time.
At least reply to me on discord.
I love slugs and snails, they are my favourite animals. How did you know to post that slug.
it's a sea slug I typically shitpost with.
I really, really, really like this slug.
Are you bipolar by any chance
No, what makes you say that?
Skandiii get your lit shit out of my board reeeeeeee
You're just acting a bit like me when I have mania.
Expand what you mean with that.
I almost want to have those as pets. Specially number 1 and 5. So cute. I love molluscs!
kinda a bad pet tbh.
I'm really bipolar so sometimes I'm wanna talk to everyone sometimes I just spend a month not talking to anyone. You are behaving like the former.
I love talking with everyone and having tons of friends all the time tho. I can't stand being lonely!
How. Better than dog. You don't have to take it out or anything.
you wouldn't walk your sluggoes? how sad
I can half the time.
Back when I had pet snails, they would walk on my face. Does that count?
It was a free facial treatment.
Light and dark live inside you. Which one will win?
Well dark hasn't won yet but it has certainly tried a few times with disastrous results.
Let's kill your dark side and make you a bubbly girl.
Why the cursive.
Reasons such as…. … …
List 'em down below!
Is the dark side attacking niow and making you not want to talk?
being a bubbly girl doesn't interest me.
Not as gay as you. Don't deny it.
Being a bubbly boy then?
hmm sometimes. I'm likeable when I'm in a good mood, hateable when I'm in a bad mood. It's not really up to me though.
Taking pills or somethign to deal with that? I don't tink I'm bipolar, but i got diagnosed that years ago.
That's all I need for me to declare I'm right.
Got prescribed a few months ago when I was in the psych ward, took them long enough to pass a drug test when I got out and quit. Probably not advisable.
what if you're right is my left.
I don't think you are supposed to do that.
then we politics. very politics.
how many politics we talking here though
I just followed the rules they set until I could get out. I never intended to take the drugs long term.
yup. scary stuff.
would make /pol/ be angry becaus we take poltiics
don't you think they know what they are telling you tho?
that wouldn't change much, they're always angry tbh.
Uhm. Ok. Best of luck with all of that then.
They will be angrier than usual.
And that will be bad.
will they hunt us down like dogs?
I'm not a dog. I'm a kitty.
*pets* good doggo.
That's LITERALLY the opposite of what I said.
I think my fish has autism.
thread dead rite now
told you there's no saving this place.
I will try nonetheless.
it's a massacre tbh.
try this dick tbh
That's not helpful.
no but it's another post.
not anymore. i think we aren't on fast threads any more
and I really like▶Muffin!Kitty!
And I really like you <3
I like this as well.
And this is good too.
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
well hes back
that was like 18 days
Get that spider our of my face.
good, you got THAT spider out of my face.
just stupid shit that doesn't matter
If it didn't matter, you wouldn't talk about it tho.
well so long as you're happy.
I ma, thanks for asking.
Also I dont get that pic.
it's a poor taste of a injoke from someplace else tbh.
It's a fun JOKE.
I give it
out of 2
you don't even understand it though
I see funny drawings, I chuckle.
at least you're enjoying your self.
I am, am I not?
Help me think a name for an avatar/tripfag forum.
i am gonna report you.
somebody already did.
Tik TOk ruined that.
Yeah. It was me.
Good night Mr Spider.
This is a weird manic phase /lewd/ is going through
Taiga put it to words so well
what is the purpose of this board? no one is talking about anything
is everyone here underage? are you girls? help me understand
Just friends talking now
Used to be a bbit of erp etc but even then just people talking
Just friends and circlejerk.
I think I will make my own board.
Can you guys help me posting here.
It means "soup with bits in it". So literally "bit soup". So maybe I'm not the one who should have to explain!
you board owners are part of some conspiracy
The only important thing to remember is that in the context of soup, "Bit" means "beta". well, it would actually be "bits", but then the joke doesn't work.
bit the beta
i think it's the only word i can't figure out
it may be the alcohol, it may be the Serrano peppers, or it may be these amazing carnita pork tacos I made, but I am in a state of euphoria
send some over or else
Jeez, I actually had to look that up. But it's barley, apparently!
Then just keep slamming down those good-sounding tacos till your belly bursts!
And it's certainly not a phony's God blessing.
damn it that was one of my guesses
you wouldn't be the only one on the list of people that want to hurt me, so , no.
I only made 4.
you got that right.
It really wasn't one of mine! I'd never even heard of byggryn being used in beer brewing, and that's the only reason I know about barley.
Oh, rip. Soft shell then, I assume?
people just do weird stuff with oats and barley and rye and stuff…. it pops up. kind of like crickets.
corn tortillas, I went legit with these things, and I made the pork in a slow cooker then fried the shredded pork and then baked the tortillas with the meat and cheese at 300 degrees Fahrenheit for a few minutes to make it all great then the toppings, lettuce, tomato onion and serrano.
Yeah, it very much sounded like you didn't just make tacos, but rather enchiladas or something. … But now that I've looked it up, apparently "enchilada" doesn't mean the same in English as it does in Norwegian. This stuff is confusing. Here it just means tortilla tacos baked in the oven, preferably with grated cheese over it. But that apparently makes zero sense according to the actual Spanish definition.
No- yet. Not yet.
yeah, our stuff is closer to the spanish mexican food definition, and if you make it yourself, it's the non Americanized version, and doesn't enchilada just mean in red sauce or something like that?
Wow, you got my hopes up there for a second.
Very strictly speaking, it's a corn tortilla taco with filling, covered in a chilli pepper sauce, apparently!
i hope cricket patties, cricket pasta, cricket granola/muesli and cricket bread will satisfy your needs
yeah meat in a corn tortilla smothered in red sauce, it's pretty good.
Nope, I will only be satisfied by cricket beer.
Sounds like it! Except I'm a complete pussy when it comes to spiciness, so odds are I'd struggle to eat it.
RUMORME gimmie ur discord.
I love spicey, one of my favorites is habanero, and ghost chili isn't bad either.
I don't think he even lurks the board ever since he handed you the password.
What the heck Iara
I'm only here to get some sort of line of communication to RUMORME
I'm here because I can never leave.
I have been away all day.
I am gonna make my own board tho. With age-appropriate beverages. And kissing stands!
nothing more than hand holding please even that is pushing the lewd boundaries.
We will hold ALL of the hands in there.
you should only hold hands with people you truly love, don't be a slut.
I already do. Only my BF can hold my sweaty palms.
oh, that's cute post pics.
Wouldn't that be slutty?
You pervert! Taking chances now that there is nobody here, huh?
*holds your hand lewdly*
Wahh don't! We are gonna get the whole place banned!
*Touches your hair with my other hand*
Stop! It's a public place!
Don't be /lewd/!! ♥ ♥
*smells your hair*
*slowly brings my lips closer to your yours*
You love showing off, don't you? *winks*
Dude I think he's sleeping
Incredibly busty, that one, wew.
I was just getting up at that time, matter of fact. I only sat down at the PC just now though.
Hello to you if you're here, and why'd you summon me Spider?
Oh, yeah you were posting a bunch of her but I wasn't sure if it was her. Strangely, they look bigger (and much nicer) in that previous pic I linked, where they're concealed a bit more than in the bikini top.
Both of these characters have giant bazoongas.
froggirl is pretty nice too, used to be kinda offputting, but she kinda grew on me.
also what's up?
I just woke up. Hi there.
I for one don't like big booby characters. I remember why they are made and that makes me feel unease.
Tsuyu's are kinda average or just above in the canon to be honest.
Not much. Family left about an hour ago. Just lurking in threads and stuff now.
Kinda like Dark Magician Girl. But the fandom doesn't cares about canon, does it?
Don't know that character / thing. But yeah. they certainly don't.
This is canon Dark Magician Girl. It's the only big-boob character I like, besides Morrigan Aensland.
good morning then.
why are the big boob characters made?
and the invisible one, never seen the show or read the manga or anything like that, but they are both very nice.
I should be doing homework.
And here it's the fanon representation of her.
Neato, isn't it.
They are made by executive people looking to sell.
They base themselves on the primal male desire, and make big boob character to attract people. "Fanservice", like some call it.
A clear example of this is Yoko Littner.
>big boob character
She doesn't have big boobs though!
Well yeah, much better.
Ohh, I see.
Well the invisible one might not be nice, you don't know!
Oh. I should also be slacking off less I suppose. I'm enjoying the last remains of the weekend though.
big tit characters have never enticed me to buy anything, so I see no problem with it.
devils advocate would saw they're just selling what people want anyway.
>She doesn't have big boobs though!
That's as big as a character I appreciate can have her boobs. Anything bigger than that is a no-go.
Yeah. They are just selling stuff, really.
I do not like it tho. Considering the amount of real-life women with big breasts is not as big as anime makes it to seem.
Real life women do not have such big breasts, for the most part. Yet every other character in most anime is boobage.
part of that is a japanese thing where they exagerate features that represent a character, why do you think black people in anime are swol as fuck with a huge ass afro, it's more like a caricature than a representation of real life.
Noel is definitely my type anyway.
>it's more like a caricature than a representation of real life.
That probably explains why anime characters have massive eyes, yet real life Asians have small, squint ones!
Woah, well then you really insist on small ones.
I like to feel identified with the characters I like.
I see. Fair enough.
There's literally nothin I can respond to that!
Maybe you could reply to your fan:
Admit your guilt!
I already have >>440795 although I didn't see all of the previous posts so thanks for pointing those out I suppose.
yeah, and part of it is that eyes are a huge part of conveying emotion, so they exaggerate them just about as much as the emotions themselves
I just find it funny how they say "look at this JAPANESE GIRL" and her skin is so white and her eyes, so round.
lewd until proven guilty. This isn't Japan.
>I didn't see all of the previous posts so thanks for pointing those out I suppose.
He's your fan. He loves you.
As you say, lewd until proven guilty (which also entails lewd).
Got some bad news for him! I don't see why he wants my contact though.
LEWD?! I meant to say lnnocent, but it got censored!
>Got some bad news for him! I don't see why he wants my contact though.
Because he's your fan and loves you. Duh.
It worked out for the better though.
Doubtful about that.
Invite me to the wedding.
No gay weddings in here.
You can always become a girl.
well those are features they desire as well,
why do you think it's so easy for an american to find sex in japan?
similar to your big tits just to sell stuff perspective.
Let's send all American males to Japan and destroy them from the inside out.
Too late for that now. I mean, I'm not interested in such a thing!
But he's your number one fan :(
No; and I don't need any more of those.
Share some of your fans with me, please. I need them.
we already sent Commodore Perry, and some nukes, and we rebuilt them after WWII I think we own them.
You already got a boyfriend, don't need that kind of fans!
More attention is always nice. Share them with me.
Don't they own you instead? They are molding your youth with their culture and animation
anime is still considered niche, they aren't as influential as you would think.
Not what you see online.
I see… I only have one and he's shy though!
Tell him about me! I try to be nice, and he might like that!
>not what you see online.
the internet is an echochamber.
it has even been found that google tracks based on IP's the computers name, the type of computer, even the operating system, not just cookies, they know who you are, they cater to you even if you don't want them to.
How am I supposed to arrange you two meeting?
Just mention him that I exist and that I want fans! Come on!
They don't cater to me at all tho. I never find ads that sell what I want! If they wanna track me, they might as well do it right.
I get adverts for things I speak out loud about getting, no searches, no messages online, not even talking about the problem online in the first place, just talking out loud about needing a thing.
I don't get ads even when I disable adblocker. Ublock is THAT good.
He asked stuff
>I guess? >.>; Where is this person from
>What board I mean
this is getting weird!
Link them to here, of course.
Hi there, Rumour's friend!!
I really don't care too much about what they might be listening to, they can never know what is real and what is just me saying shit to change their notes on me.
I guess I'm being linked here.
I do not deal well with attention!
it seems useful tho. I dont mind ads if its for something I ACTUALLY WANT.
Thanks a lot!
Hi hi there. How are you! <3
The first one's for free.
I am well, could be better though there is always room for improvement.
I was eating breakfast. And now I'm here looking for new friends.
So is the second, third, fourth, fifth…
You weren't supposed to know that though!
Not that I have any more anyways.
You said you didn't need any more fans tho. SO maybe you have tons of them?
Share all your friends with me. This one you got is slow and takes forever to respond to me!
That's good. I've only had a cup of coffee this morning.
Are you sure about that, I don't think I make a good friend.
Are you clingy and obsessive? If so you make for a good friend! Come on, ask me something!
I guess? I do not think those are positive traits, just ask your friend over there.
Well I don't know what to ask!
Someone's trash is other people's treasures!
What do you wanna know? I will start asking then!
What's your age? And are you a boi, or grill?
BUT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM!!! :(
Sure, you can start asking I suppose. I'm not good at these things.
I am 22! A boy.
I have gotten mistaked for a girl in online games though, but I assure you I am a guy.
Sharing them with you won't help! And besides, I said I didn't want any more so toodles.
Nice. I love boys. I'm 25.
Hopefully your are more mentally mature than me!
But why not share? Sharing is caring and stuff like that from children shows.
Everyone seems to be older than me.
Not sure, mature maybe? Weaker if anything.
I can tell by how you post Asian girls. I take it you like K-pop?
Well we're not children anymore! -.-
We all are children and the core.
Never listened to it.
I do enjoy old City Pop but most of these are female Japanese pro wrestlers.
Oh. Wrestlers? But they look so skinny and frail.
True. But we don't take advice from children cartoons and shows anymore.
Boku no hero academia is a show for children.
Japanese women are made of slut steel so size isn't important!
For teens! And I said we don't take advice, not that we don't watch!
It's not for teens, don't lie! I know it's for kids!
Maybe not early kids, but kids nonetheless.
OK that makes sense Most Japanese women are petite anyway, huh.
Pffft. It is for teens, but then, big part of teens is being a kid anyways, sure. So?! Just because I watched it doesn't mean I'm going to take advice from it or think it has any good lessons to teach! Much less about the real world.
They sure are, not the biggest but they got heart!
And they're pretty cute to boot.
Yeah, that seems like the popular opinion in imageboards.
Asian girls = cute for imageboard posters
You probably are like Deku and wanna be a hero. Don't kid yourself :3
To be fair I also find the western ones cute too. Just want to post some Japanese ones right now!
Because 420chan is down and I need my fix
No idea what 420chan is. Is it for weed and the like?
Well yes, but there's also a wrestling board on there that is quite isolated from all the drug related boards!
Oh, then I guess I can't post in there :(
Drugs are not my thing. I don't even drink coffee or soda!
I wanted to be a hero once but that is dead now.
Now you wanna be the villain, huh? EDGY.
You probably can.
I don't either unless they're prescriptions but that's never stopped me.
Do they allow avatar faggotry and tripcodes? I wanna be popular!
That's generally frowned upon over there so probably not, this site is good enough tbh.
Then what do you wanna be.
No it isn't! I will make my own board.
I hope you can follow me ♥
So what is this board actually about?
>So what is this board actually about?
Nothing at all. Vestiges of a long gone era.
Yup, on 8ch. It's the easies place to make an imageboard!
THat looks awfully canadian.
Your friend is not as obsessed with me like you said he is to you. Fix that!
Fix it yourself!
Well what used to happen then? or why is it not as active now?
You really became a villain, haven't you?!
No idea. I am new!
>So what is this board actually about?
Pretty simple really. Just people chatting.
Before my time, it allegedly used to be actually lewd, with lots of ERPing going on and stuff, but that must have been more than like 2.5 years ago, maybe more than 3 years ago.
I want ur discord but I found it in the end tbh. hope you don't mind me FBI'in ur ass.
Ah I see, seems simple enough.
I guess I'll try posting more often here.
You're welcome to! ^^
Hey, it was MY idea to have him post here! I deserve thanks.
Well he wasn't saying "thank you" and I wasn't saying "you're welcome" you know.
You will regret this.
So what do we do now.
Thank you! Even if I've been relatively quiet and only replying with the bare minimum!
Thank you as well!
Do not forget I will make my own board. you shoul check that one out!!
Well me, I'm going to make my bed and prepare to do a sleep, I think.
No worries. Hopefully that will improve.
Sleeping is nice. Good night to you… And tot he activity of this place if you go .
Sure, post link here and I will.
I hope so too!
Have a nice sleep.
Good night y'all.
Good night and sweet dreams!