Hey, let's have a nice dinner together after work!
I don't know what I want but something!
>tfw there's no culture for co-workers to go out together after work here
And about that pic, good lord, how many stars of David does an outfit need?
I thought that would be something universal???
And that's some picture based off a game called Girls' Frontline. All the girls are based off some gun. So the star of David is some gun made in Israel I believe.
Apparently not! You only really do it around Christmas here. And of course if you've made personal friends among your co-workers then you might do it, buuut since I only work at the bookstore during holidays and I work in the logistics department, there's not a ton of opportunity for that.
Oh and yeah, I figured it was something connected to Israel, but still! You'd think two or three stars of David would be enough for people to get the picture.
Sounds good to me, someone who wants to be asocial as all fuck. But do you want to go out with your coworkers? Assuming you know them.
I guess they wanted to make sure you knew she was from Israel. Also, anime. Though I think the game is made in China.
Well yeah, I like not having to be social. I go through like nine or ten hours of podcasts on the days I work! Aaand I guess I'm not super interested in going out with them, no, but it might've been a nice thing to do once in a while, if I did know them!
Sure, but that makes it strange that there's a lack of obvious nationality markers on the others! I mean, I assume the red armband girl might be German (though it's a bit strange for them to be friends if that is supposed to be a Nazi armband), but the other ones don't have any markers I recognise.
And maaaybe I'm reading too much into this anyway, and the only important thing is that there's a lot of cute girls.
Been working for 45min
Oof. This is one hell of a week. Can't wait for the weekend.
I want that too! It's all about going home after work here gosh!
I almost didn't use that pic because i thought it was weird because of it lol
I guess experience the "going out for drinks" thing would be nice. Now if I had coworkers my age.
Time to ask the design team why they decided to do what they did for that gun girl, because it does seem strange now that you say that. Huh, just noticed that armband. But hey, at the end of the day they're all just cute girls!
>work for 45 minutes
>already want weekend
I know that feel.
You can do it, Venn, I believe in you!
smh, fucking asocial Scandinavian culture.
It is pretty strange.
Also, I looked up the characters and found you: https://girlsfrontline.fandom.com/wiki/Suomi#Damaged
Oh yeah, that's a point too. Most of the people who work there full time are 50 and upwards.
I'm sure I can secure an interview, no problem!
>there's an archive for trash
>but it's for "scalie generals" only
Same. It's a bit weird, but also makes it easier sometimes.
Just send an email! Or someone might have already asked your question!
I didn't know Finland made guns. Or anything.
Archive for trash?
It's fine, as long as you don't have to interact with them too much!
Yeeeah, I won't. And this seems to be the actual design: https://girlsfrontline.fandom.com/wiki/Negev
But apparently the robot ear girl in the background is also Israeli, and doesn't make it anywhere near as obvious! I have gone through every character design from the game I could find on the wiki, at first because I was curious and then I started looking for the best girls.
Me neither, really. But then again, even Norway makes weapons!
I do when I work.
You thought the design was fake?!
The one in the white clothing? I'm still waiting for the very American weapon girl, but I haven't seen one yet. Or she isn't popular.
>tfw skan still likes cute girls even when they're based off guns
What is Norway's famous gun?
Ooh, I see.
Well no, but I was curious if I'd find, like, British designs with the Union Jack all over them, or Soviet designs with the red star everywhere. And I did find the latter!
Yep! And there's a ton of American girls, but they're basically all just big titty blonde girls.
I don't have any guns, but I can still appreciate some designs! Like: https://skandikonata.tumblr.com/post/182889291544/i-kinda-fell-into-a-rabbit-hole-after-seeing-some
Uh, for guns it would be the AG3, but that's just a modified German one. We're more into missiles and turrets and stuff like that.
Don't shake your head at me!
At least there is something to tickle your communist fetish.
They're always blonde with anime tiddies. Always.
Are you legally allowed to own guns in Norway?
>doesn't like tiddie monsters
Skan confirmeder gay! Also a lolicon. Fmg-9 is cute.
>Norway getting into the big stuff
I can dig it.
I'm shaking my head at your workplace!
ree, I don't have a communist fetish!
And of course they are, though, big titty blondes with long hair and jean shorts.
You can own guns, but you need a reason, like hunting or sports shooting (both of which have mandatory tests and stuff). Otherwise, unless you're a cop or in the military, then nah!
I just have a thing for tomboys, jeez! And all of them are cute imo.
Like, this thing is undeniably pretty cool-looking: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protector_(RWS)#/media/File:Kongsberg_Protector_RWS_on_M1126.jpg
I recall you going to a communist cafe before!
I don't think I've ever seen a woman like that in person, they must be a myth or a legend of some sort.
You should start hunting or pick up shooting sports.
Because you're gay? They are, I just like her the best.
>Norway getting into mecha intensifies
Well it looks pretty mecha to me.
Because it's a place where the employees apparently have to be social with each other!
I did, but they were filthy Maoists! I'm just a nice little socialist bean whomst don't want an armed revolution.
They really do sound more like Norwegian girls, tbh.
Eeeh, hunting seems lame, and sports shooting seems boring. I think I'll just carry on gun-less!
I am bi! But androgyny in general can be hot. Well good, you don't have super bad opinions then!
It does! The rest are just boring missiles, drones and AA stuff though, and the design doesn't tend to vary a lot on those things.
Well it is a small business. Usually I'm by myself.
You say that, but I know you support such a thing!
Are Norwegian girls blonde and well endowed? Maybe I need to move to Norway.
What a lame-o!
Are tomgirls androgynous? I wouldn't really think so but I guess it depends. There are "reverse traps". No, I do.
There's not much thought into making a missile or such things. Or at least for now. It might change once someone makes a break through. Aka the mecha break through.
Oh, well that's better then.
If I wanted an armed revolution, I'd presumably want guns though!
I mean, that's the stereotype at least, and it's largely true. Except here up north, where they tend to be brunettes.
Well, some are! Kino from Kino's Journey being the most obvious example, with people being unsure about her gender for a good part of the series.
Just wait until the Boston Dynamics robots start carrying rocket launchers!
Sometimes it is.
You do, secretly. You're just hiding everything!
Doesn't sound like a stereotype then! As long as they're well endowed, I don't care for hair color.
Only some. People say that but any time I look at her I don't think of a male at all.
>America will be the first country with mechs before Japan
I don't like violence in general!
There iiis such a thing as a true stereotype. And after some research, it does seem like, yeah, Norwegian girls tend to be p well blessed.
In the anime, she is pretty much indistinguishable from a guy at least!
Yep, a terrifying future for every country that isn't the US!
Don't lie, you like to bully.
Stereotypes come from somewhere at least. I see I was born in the wrong country. And just born wrong in general.
Still seems like a grill to me. You can't get past my "potential waifu" radar!
Don't worry, we'll protect you :^).
I might slap master or bite his neck, but that's all nice and consensual.
And so was I apparently, then! Could've been worse!
Well, my potential waifu radar also includes dudes, which might be the difference.
Oh, I'm sure.
I knew you loved violence.
Or we could never have been born.
Sounds more like a potential waifu and husbando radar!
Well that makes one of us at least.
Consensual violence! So if the exploiters willingly step in front of the firing squad, it's fine :^)
Eeh, I think I prefer being alive to not existing.
Anyway, I've got studying to do for once! Talk later.
What a qt damaged finn
I wish I was one of those!
idk the history but the naming is dumb. there's one famous gun i guess Currently they're just modded versions and then we put a name AR-62 [Assault rifle 62], SR-50 [Sniper Rifle 50]etc lol, just in finn of course!
So what are we having for dinner!
Cake for dinner? Awful. After dinner maybe, but not as the main course.
Good timing because I fell asleep!
So it's just an existing gun with Finn modifications?
And only alcohol. Nothing else.
Actually, I'd prefer alcohol with some more alcohol to go with it.
I'm watching you. Anyways gotta go do stuff. Enjoy your evening.
Guys we have to have something to eat
Not just sweets either Elyssa
afaik the anime girl gun is the only (memorable) finn made one. all the rest aren't. Ask SD next time he pops up!
Oh. Shucks. Well, thank you, and you enjoy your afternoon too, Motley.
Gotta go wash my naked body now.
you picked bad time to show up
euros are going to bed
not that we were too active before
Seems like this board is nothing but Europeans.
It's fine though, I'll soon have more free time to post on here.
I WISH I WAS FUCKING DEAD
Yesterday was a busy-busy day. And today will be equally busy.
Burritos never again.
I just had one yesterday… And let's just say it wasn't nice.
Everyone here has names.
Maybe just a bad burrito
can't you technically put just about whatever into a tortilla, wrap it and call it a burrito?
names are cool and trips are cooler!
That depends on what kind of trips. Most field trips sucked!
Hello. I do have name!
Yup. It was fast food tho. Never eating KFC ever again.!
I like trips when they are numbers.
Ohh right. Only 22 posts more… actually 21 now.
That trip better be mine, babe.
Don't count on it.
Are you gonna steal it?
Well I finally got one of my own!
So do I now, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you as well, again!
Who knows? Not me.
Probably not, mmm.
So how are you today, rumour.
I got laser hair depilation today and it sting!
Well, found out that I have classes this Friday, as opposed to 8th March as I thought. So that's kind of a bummer of a surprise!
Sounds neat though.
That sucks. But it's for your own good.
I got myself a dildo today.
Ehhh, I guess!
Lewd. What kind of dildo? And what a funny coincidence, I wanted to pick up a package after work too. But it turns out they're only open until 3pm on Tuesdays, the bastards.
It's a very very very small round-beaded one, to start training! My BF wants to know all of the details
What package? DRUGS?!
What are you running for dildo Olympics?!
No drugs, drugs are bad m'kay. Lewd one. With a vibe thing.
I'm tight as hell.
I knew you were a sissy.
I'm tight as well.
Takes it up the butt!
Give him that nut.
What a good slut!
but mine's not
no dumbass sissy butt.
so up you shut that mouth
clearly unwashed and uncouth.
Explain why you want it up your pooper then.
That doesn't make me a sissy, pffft!
All I can do right now is look smug at my computer screen,.
And that's what I'm doing.
So uhh how was everyone's day?
You're free to look however you wish.
Oh where did those trips go I wonder…
Mine was perfect. Thanks for asking! I got so much stuff done, mostly the laser depilation!
Oh I didn't even notice I giot >>441000
Where is >>440999
Damn. Got cucked by a sissy.
Non-sissies can take it up the butt too, you know!
Also, dildos are total bullshit in comparison to the real thing, barely worth the effort imo.
Oh wow, that's quite a name you ended up with!
And my day's been fine, just another day of the Russian lecturer claiming that some author was gay.
How about you?
I need something small to train with. Or else the real thing won't fit.
Aye, I kindly left you the scraps.
>Non-sissies can take it up the butt too, you know!
That was my thinking too! So I found one of the right size, but it turns out that if you can just relax enough it'll fit anyway. The problem is the muscles contracting, and that's what you want to counteract! You can't really make the opening bigger, afaik.
Yep! And besides, if it were only sissies then no male gay couples would really have sex after 30 (being generous). Unless "sissy" is less about appearance and more a state of mind?
>>Non-sissies can take it up the butt too, you know!
What kind of mental gymnastics are these?
I was busy RATING TERRARIA BUILDS.
The kind of mental gymnastics where I'm a 6' hairy broad-shouldered dude who takes it up the butt!
So, a sissy.
If you aren't a giver, you are the sissy.
Don't mistake sissy with "twink".
Ooh right, because timezones are a thing.
Nice! At least someones day is going fine! Mine was extremely uneventful.
But no more work for me for a while so that's fun.
It is, I've been using it for some time now.
I like it!
Eh could've been better, just spent most of the day listening to music.
I should probably go eat something. Haven't done so all day.
All my days are OK actually. I try to keep a happy outlook.
Right now I'm just rating Terraria builds and sorting them in a fodler while I listen to Gwen Stefani and my custom music. Youtube knows what to recommend!
I guess it can mean both but you don't often hear that word used on, say, 50yos. Although I dunno, it feels like there is some femdom straight porn where she refers to the guy sissy? I haven't really enjoyed any such porn but I think I skimmed through a bunch…
>What kind of mental gymnastics are these?
>If you aren't a giver, you are the sissy.
Enjoy being wrong… It seems to be your thing.
They most certainly are!
>Although I dunno, it feels like there is some femdom straight porn where she refers to the guy sissy?
The best one tbh.
But fine. You guys can still be considered "manly" if you want. The only manly guy here is my BF. Now THAT'S manly and not sissy!
But I've both given and received! I've only been the bottom for master though.
Well, then I'll need a definition of what you mean by "sissy", I think, 'cause it sounds v girly to me.
Oh I see, I assumed you just picked whatever name because the rules here encourage it!
Weeell sure, but the supposedly gay ones always end up with horrible mental problems from repressing it because we're dealing with old-ass authors here.
What, listening to music and doing nothing else? That sounds like real depression hours.
Yeah sure, but in femdom it's super hot and also mostly a kind of insult! It's a confusing word.
Sissy is a pejorative term, especially in the U.S., for an effeminate boy or man, with connotations of being homosexual or cowardly.
Never said I was manly. Dumb hoe -.- Although Skandi-sama is manly I'm pretty sure.
Yeah it is confusing, mhmm.
Anyways. Good night y'all.
Night night! Have dreams filled with bodacious dudes.
Well jeez, I am aware of the dictionary definition! But it seems like it's different in the fetish community, since I guess, like, a big fat bearded 60 year old man who loves nothing more than generic manly things could be called a sissy under the right circumstances!
Sleep well, Roomy!
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Teach me how to lol
Nice, I haven't played Terraria in ages. Not much fun playing solo and dealing with everything in that game.
Yup, and good night by the way. again
No, I've used this name for a while now on things.
It's just a mash of things I like!
Yup, haven't been feeling up to do much else.
Heck I have a lot of free time now I could be playing vidya.
Was just listening to Infected Mushroom, about to listen to this:
Not manly enough to be the one IN CHARGE here.
>Teach me how to lol
I'll admit I'm cheating life by being happy. But life sucks so I gotta cheat as much has possible!
>Not much fun playing solo and dealing with everything in that game.
You kidding? It's fun to go solo. What are you, a scrublord or what?
What, repressed homosexuality and mental illness?
Well sure, play vidya then! Distracting yourself from that kind of stuff tends to work for me, at least.
Uh, well thankfully the guy in charge here is most certainly not a big fat bearded 60 year old man!
You raise some good points here. But I will have to respectfully disagree with that notion.
Despite being 13% of the population……….
Are you actually 60 year old?
Woops ignore that.
Eh I'm not good at cheating it. I just deal with it.
>It's fun to go solo
Well maybe cause you don't share loot with anyone. But theres just so much stuff to keep track of.
>What, repressed homosexuality and mental illness?
No I meant my name.
But I guess that does kinda describe me in a way.
Hey now I misclicked
No, jeez, I was making up a character for the sake of the argument! I turned 27 about a month ago, I'm not fat, I don't like "generic manly things", though I do have a beard.
Ooh yeah, that makes more sense.
>does kinda describe me in a way
You are in the right company then!
Imageboards need more manly guys.
>But theres just so much stuff to keep track of.
That's part of the experience.
I do have tons of fun playing with my lil sis tho,. I have never played with more people than 1, besides minigame servers.
Yeah, apologies on the confusion there.
>You are in the right company then!
I hope so, Color linked me here. Although he's not called that here.
The Czech guy!
>That's part of the experience.
I guess so, I made it up to the Mecha bosses then just got frustrated with my incompetence.
Well I never really play with anyone as I don't really have friends!
I do play tons of online games by myself though.
Jeeeez, I am manly! Despite being neither a sexagenarian nor fat!
He's "Rumor" here! Though I do tend to spell it with a u, for silly linguistic policy reasons that happened before I was born!
But being fat is the best sign of manliness there is.
It's ok. I can be your friend.
I usually play hardcore expert, so most people do not align with my interests.
Uh hm. Well, a'ight, I won't judge your tastes, my first real crush was fat and it still felt like an electric shock when he held my hand, so sure!
Sadly my BF doesn't wants to be fat.
I will have to go full feeder on him :3
I saw. I'm probably gonna keep calling him Color as I've kinda grown used to that.
Hah that's fine, No U's from me. I'm American!
Well thank you.
I've been trying to make some lately and it has not gone good
So I just gave up on it for a while.
So do I! I have been tryin and trying, to no avail.
I need places to meet friends, darn it.
Just when I thought I had kinda a grasp on your fetishes, you messed it all up.
Oh, so you two have known each other for a long time then?
I mean, I'm Norwegian, so it's not like my DNA tells me to add U's! Just weird politics made it so that I learned British English in school.
Gotta shower him with love and cupcakes.
Yup. Haven't really had any actual friends in years, suffering from anxiety probably doesn't help either.
Sucks being lonely.
For a good few months now. he picked me up from /b/
Yeah that's what I meant haha
As long as it's consensual, I'm fine with most things!
Oh, for some reason I thought you'd known each other for years!
What were you doing on /b/, though? I mean, c'mon.
Define anxiety. What do you feel with it.
kek, I am not an internet newbie! Note how I said "most things". I've heard about those guys before, even! My limit is basically at "permanent damage", but that's pretty vague too, granted.
Feeder is permanent damage. Diabetes.
Ah yes, that old story.
Oh come on, you do not necessarily get diabetes from gaining weight. But if your intention is actually to give him diabetes then yeah, sorry, but I am judging your fetish a bit!
Naw hasn't been that long.
I don't remember the thread specifically but it was something to do with sexuality.
I get extremely scared talking to people, especially irl.
Scared in that I don't really know what to say most of the time.
Also tend to bite my nails a lot but most people do that tbf
Fun for all the family. Old but gold.
My dad got diabetes and it was because of that.
And nah. I actually am ok with both fat or buff. I'm just saying… Fat is much easier for him, but if he wants to be buff then I'll help!
What's the worst people can do? Mock at you right on your face? That can't happen.
I fuck up most of my first experiences, but you can't make a good omelette without breaking some eggs first!
>cat got some pork while i was making dinner
>it was very salty
>a few hours later
>cat is drinking water like a madman
That's what you get for begging for food!
>something to do with sexuality
Sounds like that would bring you here, yeah.
Again though, I am careful in my wording! I said "not necessarily", I didn't say "never".
Uh alright, so it's just literal weight that you like? 'Cause that kinda makes sense, I suppose, having master lie on top of me feels nice
That and contrast.
I'm slender and slim,after all.
I guess that's one way of looking at it, I tend to be very negative.
>Mock at you right on your face?
That has kinda happened
But as I said I'm taking a break from things.
Sure does, even if I'm quite confident in my sexuality these days.
Well, it happened but it won't happen again!
You were 22 right?
Have some nice homemade burritos to fix it.
Well alright, your preferences are starting to come into focus again! Now I kinda get it.
And that ended up being, I assume, queer to some degree?
Yeah, I could learn to cook that actually. Screw the fast food industry!
Opposites attract each other like magnets
>e burritos to fix it.
>▶Skandi-sama (no-Konata laptop) 02/19/19 (Tue) 19:49:59 No.441
Exactly, can't happen again if you just don't try at all! At least that's how I look at it now.
I'm 22 yes, turn 23 in 3 months.
Yeah I lean more towards guys.
I can help you try, bby boi!
Well I appreciate the offer, but how exactly?
No idea. But I will work on it. Eventually. Don't worry and don't be scared.
Uh well, master and I are both tall manly guys, but sure!
Where is the dainty fragile woman in the relationship?
Okay, Ms Heteronormative! Neither of us are, we switch up who the dominant one is as the situation calls for it! I fingered his butt the first time we had sex, but at that point I was also wearing a collar while he was holding my leash, so y'know
Hm okay. Well I'll try not to be, even if I am right now so that's a complete lie.
Omg, I can't believe what I'm reading!! Life doens't works like that!
Are you studying or something? Do you deal with people?
s m d h
Anyway, it's closing in on 2:30 here, so good night!
Now I chat with NotMot.
Not studying atm, and recently quit my job so I won't be dealing with people anytime soon.
Awww. Poor little one.
Do you live alone?
If I were in a chatting mood.
In what mood are you.
Naw, still live with my folks.
You really really really should.
I'm gonna cook burgers tho. My bf LOVES them.
Rocky relationship or normal?
Normal I'd say, if anything a bit disconnected at times.
I thought I replied to this. Oh my. I'm so sorry!
Don't worry about it, it's fine.
I've been trying to play some vidya.
Why don't you try adding me to discord instead.
Game I want to play is not cooperating, it keeps crashing!
I guess I can, what is your username?
What game is it? Is it WORMS 3D??!
My username is Iara#8552
That's an i
Nope, have never played Worms.
It's War thunder, a semi-realistic tank/airplane/boat battle game.
That was me that just sent the request. Prince Uriel#7312.
SO it's worm.
If it was you… Why don't you send me a message then?
Yes you are, you hooker killer.
Hey now, I said I wasn't too much into that in GTA.
That's true. You are into worms.
Well I can't be too sure about that, but I feel that If I played that franchise I would enjoy it.
I hate when mum drinks
Makes me so so so annoyed
The booze just gives her a real annoyance multiplier
Rip. Coincidentally, my mum has been drinking too. She's alright though.
My mum is annoying when she doesn't drink so that probably has something to do with it
Hello, hows everyone doing today?
my day "off" is wasted!
Mm how come? Did something happen?
I'm about to hop into the shower!
just me being forced to do stuff i don't want to on my day off
serving at mum's retirement party
Wonderful but not really.
Laptop update: I've now sent it to master, and he's gonna fix it for me! Sending it did cost me ~$64, but that's way cheaper than what any computer repair place would ask for anyway.
sending stuff is stupid expensive!
glad your Konata's are one step closer
Yep! But master is super nice, so if the hard drive needs replacing he'll pay for that, even!
Oh, me too. Using the extremely limited amount of iChat icons is somewhat limiting.
Skandi-sama do you have a flippy phone
Uh what. Nope, I have a Moto G5! Why do you ask?
not the flippy phones again…
Download some konata's on her laptop already!
Ah I know that feel, luckily it hasnt happened to me much these days.
Nice, mine is going awful.
Why don't you just post from your phone
What'chu got against flippies
why is yours going awful anyways
they're useless in this day and age
Not when it comes to style points.
they look cooler in anime than irl
I don't wanna go into too much detail here but I have not been feeling well these past few weeks
And I keep making the same stupid mistakes with someone!
btw screw February. Worst month of the year!
I could, but like, it takes 30 seconds to just open one of the tiny gifs I'm currently using! It'd take upwards of a minute to even see one of my actual reaction images.
Uuh, mostly because that'd be inconvenient! It takes way longer to type there.
They look fiiiiine you're just biased.
I can kinda sorta relate.
I'm sure it will be fine, try not to take everything too hard.
You'll get used to it!
When do you suppose you'll get your laptop back?
mentally or physically?
like 2 lewdies have a birthday in february
it's totes the best month
smh you've become lazy. i bet when you get your laptop back you'll stick with the ichat gifs
How am I biased
I wont take your bad taste in phones too hard I promise.
woops didn't link
Maaaybe, but I'll just keep using the laptop, 'cause it's more convenient.
Sadly, it might take two weeks to even get to master! Then he'll repair it, maybe ordering new parts if needed, and then two weeks back. So it'll take quite a while.
Thanks, I worked very hard for them! I totes didn't just accidentally get quads.
Aaabsolutely not! After a very long time of downloading all my pics from the cloud. I'll be using my several hundred Konata reaction images again!
Wouldn't it be funny though for your roommate to find hundreds of Konata's on her laptop
Well I mean, there's already a Tsukasa figurine on the bookshelf that master gave me (and he has the matching Konata figurine). So she already knows I'm a weeb! Aaand besides, she never uses this laptop, since she has both a decent desktop computer and a decent tablet/laptop thing.
what the heck kind of a nerd girl do you have as a roommate. what does she think of the fig
speaking of figs i have to decide if i want one or not soon tm
Mentally, I'm quite healthy physically!
Well I'm sure the birthdays are nice but I'm just not a fan of valentines day
I sure hope it will.
I'm trying not to take it too hard, but it's hard.
Just said hard twice in the same sentence, embarrassing!
Uh, well I dunno! Having a desktop computer is something I approve of, and having a laptop is extremely convenient! And she thinks the fig is lame as hell, of course.
Is there a specific one you want?
Whaaat tell her that the fig is awesome as heck!
This one, i preordered it in like november and it'll ship next month if i pay for it.
I should watch tokyo ghoul re before though incase they made the char too unlikeable. Or i could just headcanon it.
Well I mean, for someone who hasn't seen Lucky Star it's extremely lame-looking!
Nice Yuki fig :^)
She's lame looking!
Is that supposed to trigger me
She isn't! She's just short and chubby, which imo is p cute.
It was mostly just me making a joke about anime archetypes!
Oooh that one.
You're biased in a way that you're too used to seeing anime girls with them that you assume seeing normal people use them irl would be weird.
I have so many questions for you.
You need a distraction.
Uh, sure? I generally don't mind answering questions.
It would be lengthy and more or less personal so maybe some other time.
Well i was just joking! Like give her the old playground "no u"
I still don't get it skandiiii
I mean, you could just do it now! Even though you're making it sound pretty ominous! But I don't really have any secrets!
I figured, dork <3
Jeez, the character just looked like Yuki Nagato, there was nothing more to it!
Mostly just curious about you and Miles
Well okay, what're you curious about? We've been together for like four years, and I've gushed about it quite a bit on this board.
Tell me about the first meeting
Could sure use one right now, I've been trying to with vidya and some PC parts arrived today so I have that to do.
That's easy enough! I went to the local airport to meet him, but I couldn't find him, until someone suddenly tapped me on the shoulder and asked: "Are you looking for someone, sir?" And that was master! Then we took the bus back to the city proper, and I held his hand (which made him blush to an insane degree). Theeen once we got to the hotel room we started making out, then he made me get naked, and I put my collar and leash on, and I sucked his dick and fingered his butt, after which he jerked me off! It was a very good first meeting.
That sounds too nice
If it helps, for like two hours before I met him I was shaking from anxiety! And I also drank two beers to try to calm myself down, which is probably why I had the courage to hold his hand on the bus.
Was there no tension or awkwardness or anxiety?
Wasn't he worried you'd leave him hanging at the airport?
I know this sounds unrealistic, but there honestly was neither awkwardness nor anxiety after he tapped my shoulder! We'd talked on voice many times before that, after all, so keeping a conversation going was pretty easy.
And man, I would have to be a completely insane person to get a bf for several years and then just direct him to the wrong airport.
I guess that's true.
It doesn't sound too unrealistic but there is always that "what if" factor.
I.didn't mean that you'd mislead him! Just that maybe he'd be worried you'd be too shy to show up.
I guess, and I was worried about that too! But it worked out extremely well.
Nah! Even if that did happen, he could've just taken the bus to the city proper himself, he knew which hotel I was at after all.
Three more days until my only singular real day off
Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow and i'll be free. Then it all starts over
I forgot to come. Hi there dudes.
It's not bed time for me tho. Far from it.
bed time here soon, glad to see you decided to stay
has cheejoh been here recently
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what happened to your old laptop
no worries i havent been here for ages myself
I just forgot to post. I was busy with so much stuff!! I gotta do so much!
Yeah, I didn't saw you when I posted here as well.
had to deal with alot of bullshit myself but i think i have some free time now
kek who is this character
kind of surprised this place didnt die tbh, i used to solo post here with spudi coming in from time to time
@spudi where are you
how have you been mouse
sorry i havent been on here for some time now
how's your job and did rj ever come back here or nah
Is the BS over now tho?
And she is Mimi from Digimon Tri.
It is going to die when 8chan gives me the board I have been applying to.
Trying to make my own avatar/tripfag board.
it has settled down quite a bit to the point where i no longer want to die everyday but i doubt it'll last
gotta keep my defences up just in case
ooo id definetly join whatever board you make if you'll have me , why not just make a new one with a new name
do i call you muffin or kitty
>but i doubt it'll last
Gotta keep your head up. Who else but you will work for your own happiness?
>why not just make a new one with a new name
Mostly marketing. The board I am claiming has a catchy name that would work for a board like this.
>do i call you muffin or kitty
Call me whatever you want bby boi.
i forgot i can talk about suicide and weird shit here without anyone giving me too much shit and i think id like to abuse that
im definetly going to give it my all but things just keep getting worse and worse
i think i like muffin for now
how is life there in peru?
are you a new poster or old guy who came back?
>and i think id like to abuse that
Abuse all you want but don't abuse yourself or others.
> but things just keep getting worse and worse
Welcome to life.
Secret stuff. I haven't gotten a reply in at least a week tho. I might resend my mail.
>i think i like muffin for now
Yeah. Only my BF can call me kitty anyway.
>how is life there in peru?
It's SHIT but food is nice so I can't complain.
feels good not having to pretend you are fine all the time
now that i think about it the drama here is worse than irl but i still love this place
I am new, someone here introduced me to this board.
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may i ask who told you about this place?
how are you doing
How are you today.
>feels good not having to pretend you are fine all the time
Fake it til you make it.
>now that i think about it the drama here is worse than irl but i still love this place
I haven't found any drama yet.
drama with tripfags in general is pretty fucking bad
especially on other boards i wont name right now
but at the same time i kind of like it
im kind of upset with Skandi-sama and i think ely hates me im not sure
has spider been posting here recently?
The Czech guy here, called Rumor.
I call him Color
Better than yesterday but still pretty meh I must say.
Alright I suppose, just having breakfast.
Which is just a cup of coffee
ah mouse sent you here
i miss talking to him
i dont think anyone else has called him that yet
>especially on other boards i wont name right now
Oh I have had experiences in other boards It's a chaos and that's what I wanna void in my future place.
>has spider been posting here recently?
Kind of. A bit. He posted the first few days I was here and stopped. I have his discord if you really want him.
I should be getting some as well. I'm starving.
Seems like he has a lot of names, I just use the same one everywhere.
He's called Color on discord, and called him that on email before he made me download discord.
Enjoy your food! I'm not that hungry so I dont need much.
i really hate discord thats the reason no one posts here anymore why post when you can just message on discord?
Because discord is only good for one-one messages. Discord groups are too fast.
Not going to eat yet because I am more lazy than hungry. Laziness is big stuff.
What Muffin said.
I only got here but I try to post here often.
Ah that's true, I am also kinda lazy when it comes to cooking!
So what do we talk about now, boi.
Just popping in to say hi.
Probably you won't see this, but if you do, I wish you good luck. And strong nerves.
I believe he is taking a break from /lewd/
Because discord if fukken fast and this tempo is way more comfy.
Hm no clue actually, I'm terrible at conversations! xD
I'm watching a show at the moment, and still undecided on what to order from amazon, if you care about that.
This is a hi.
See? This kind of places have their fans.
What are you gonna order? I actualyl wanna buy amazon stuff, but I'm asking far too much fro mmy BF atm lol.
What are you watching as well?
Just some fun stuff for myself ^^
Well that's not an issue for me as I'm quite alone atm.
A Japanese pro wrestling show!
Do you know Japanese or is it subbed?
Is it fun lewd stuff?
You doing good?
Not really xwx At least I notcied
It has English commentary, I only understand a few words.
Yeah it kinda is, have been wanting to order some for a while now!
Was just playing with you ^^ for a second I thought we had another Czech person in here.
That'd be something. It's a small wonder to have a Czech and a Slovakian at the same time.
Yeah. Playing an erotic game atm. But with a catch.
To prevent ANY erotic thing happening.
Are you a sissy as well.
>But with a catch.
>To prevent ANY erotic thing happening.
Is the 'catch' also sometimes called 'chastity cage' ?
Basically. I gotta kill everything before it can rape me.
Oh. Reminds me of that flash game where you play a blonde girl with a shotgun. I think they also made a racist anti-black version of that.
Smells like Newgrounds.
Newgrounds is growing popular again btw.
Was it unpopular at one point?
It sure would be, I'm surprised theres not more Americans here.
I guess I am, some of the stuff I'm ordering would imply that!
It was dying because flash was no longer a thing.
Oh and here I thought I finally met a manly guy.
Confirmed: No one into Asian girls can be manly.
There used to be a whole bunch I think. I forgot most of them though. Other than Bit and uhmmm, Sims.
It wasn't? Surely that's not true!
Yup. THey even asked for donations at one time. Look it up!
It's back alive now tho. The tumblr exodus helped it.
I'm kinda manly at times! I guess I switch it sometimes, but I find stuff like this exciting.
Hm I see, hope more come though.
Have many people stopped posting here?
No time to do that!
Huh really? I mean the tumblr thing is fucking dumb but even so, they're very different sites…
Shit idk, I think so…
They are different sites, but there are some features to upload art and porn, and artists need to showcase their stuff.
Everyone is a switch nowadays, isn't that right.
Best of both worlds, like Hannah Montana would say.
Big boob warning:
that's a big boob.
That sucks, I'll try to be active here!
I actually havent posted in any other board since being here.
Because I'm scared I'll forget about my trip and accidentally post with it .-.
Yeah, more fun that way.
But I'm quite manly most of the time I'd say.
This one kinda is though.
Why are you posting big boob.
You would be manly i you watched REAL WRESTLING. BODACIOUS DUDES battling each other for the belt. What could be more manly than that?
Stop big boob NOW. I hate big boob
The boob must go on.
he was here not long ago shouting in all caps
Hello little Finn.
Yes indeed. Wait what?
Yeah.. Plus this board is more fun than the others I use, at least so far.
Exactly, doesn't get much more manly than this.
OK no meme niw thats not how boobs work and you know it.
Look at that manliness in the WWE WRESTLEMANIA BABY, WOOHOO.
i saw what you wrote!
Well it's not how blushing works either but somehow that didn't catch your attention! I left these boobs way back there, in the post past, why are they still on your mind?
Neat. I hope you endured well enough!
well today wasn't bad!
tbh singular days aren't bad usually. it's the whole week
how b rumors week
Well blushing is an artistic liberty. but boobs arent
Waha, lucky lucky! ^^
Mine? Shit on top of pile of shit! Clerklady got fired last week so I'm doing her job while also still doing hefty chunks of mine and also teaching a colleague of mine to do the clerklady job so that I don't have to do it, but ultimately that's probably going to take at least a week or two more, and that's assuming that she is going to remain in the shop and not go back to operating the machines! Which could happen if the boss decides he'll just hire a new person for the clerklady job instead.
Tomorrow I'm going to school though. And the boss isn't at the company. So she's going to be pretty much all alone at the shop. The poor woman…
Boobs are nothing if not artistic liberty!
That's what I mean!
Yeah, thank you for actually leading me here, even if it came out of nowhere.
Thank Muffin, it's 95% their fault.
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Well, thank you Muffin!
But I'd still insist I must thank you too ^^
Also can't be posting bebops ost without posting the best track
>cut off at the end
Don't particularly like that one xwx I like this one. And American money.
Guys, I need advice…
If she takes 1 - 2 days to reply to my texts, that means she wants to cut contact, right?
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I do, one of my favorites x: I like the depressing ones.
Well if we're music posting I might as well!
Who knows… not me.
Mhmmm. You sure do huh.
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I'm not the best person to give advice but maybe she's busy?
Yup, it reflects my mood most of the time.
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But today I am in a decent mood so have a happy song!
I'll go have a shower now, I think.
Enjoy, I just got out of one myself.