Yeah and the minigame is relatively fun!
Bulges aren't a thing in that game, game is too slut for such things.
I am! Was kinda scared about it but I think it looks fine, you saw it in the picture I posted.
Posting that Annie one reminded me of this, so now I'm just putting my name on it.
Some of these are fairly accurate.
NEW THREAD REEEE
the dom and sub scale of /lewd/ is really one sided
Ree. It should be like Conan: Exiles, where you have a dick size slider!
Oh right, I did vaguely remember that! And yep, it looks perfectly fine.
Aw, I thought it was a quiz or something! It put my loyalty at a high enough level, but severely underestimated my bedroom skills.
Hey, I can dom too! Making master cum while he's feeling humiliated and blushing is my absolutely favourite thing.
Speaking of which,
TODAY IS ME AND MASTER'S FOURTH ANNIVERSARY
congratulations you weirdo sexual beings!!
Uh, rude! But thanks! It is very strange. It does not feel like we started talking four years ago, that seems way too long. But it also feels like we've known each other for at least a decade, so uh!
Makes me wonder how long ago I posted in /lewd/ for the first time
Buuuuuut i'll skip wondering about that!
Watch the first anime you two watched together
You can adjust boob size and that's about as good as it gets!
Skirt is a bit long though, so I have to pull it up quite a bit
I think those stats are fair for me!
Some of these are scary accurate and hit a bit close to home
Am having way too much fun with this!
That fetish one tho wtf, get outta my head
And congratulations, at least someone is happy.
I don't celebrate any anniversaries, uhhh I guess in a month it's my birthday? Does that count?
It was an acceptable experience.
Now off to bed. Good night.
Sleep well color!
And hope your day goes well o7
Uuh, I dunno, but I think it's been at least two years, maybe three?
I can't even remember what that was!
>you can change boob size but not dick size
Oh come on, it's so silly! It's almost literally random!
Thanks <3 But I've been writing all day, so master and I couldn't really do anything.
Sure it counts! Just let me know when it happens, and I'll congratulate you at least!
Sleep well, Roomy!
I said skip! 3ish yea
smh shameful! should figure it out from old whatevers!
oh right i should try to sleep too so i don't miss work again
There isn't even a dick on male models.
Sounds about right!
Sleep well, then! My first class starts at noon, so I can stay up a bit.
Well it's not like you'd see the dick much at all, unless you're one of those players that always wears revealing armor!
Yeah it is silly, but was having a terrible morning and the silliness me laugh a bit.
That sounds nice actually.
May 5th, I won't be doing anything special so I'll be here moping.
>tfw not even in a random result I can be tall
I got the shorty titan ffs
But presumably there's armour in which you can't see boob size either, though?
You should be pleased with your birthday, at least! That's the same day Kublai Khan became the ruler of the Mongol Empire! Buuut also the same day that Napoleon died. But you also share a birthday with Marx and Kierkegaard!
>4.9 meter tall
Uh. How tall are titans, usually?
Yeah but it's still more noticeable than say, a dick.
Boo, I'm getting old! And yeah I knew I shared a birthday with Marx, what a birthday.
Can be a lot bigger than that, that's a pretty small one.
>it's still more noticeable than say, a dick.
That statement just shows how small your dick is :^)
Anyway, I'll be heading to bed now! I've got classes in the morning, and I'm done talking to master on voice. Good night!
That's not what this thing says!
It's not that small damnit
I've lost trust in my alcohol shop
they're advertising beer i've had for a long time as this months specialty and new.
fucking my hipster beer by advertising it like that reeeeeeee
>tfw almost woke up at noon
Gotta advertise the hipster beer
Everything you like eventually becomes popular
Really just need to focus on, like,…getting pizza next time my family is out of the house for a few days.
Does getting pizza require all your focus for several days?
What kind of pizza?
I meant I'm going to be as lazy as possible. No cooking, no cleaning, just chillin.
Maybe a little cooking. Like one simple thing.
Honestly I'm good with just cheese. Craziest I've gone is bell peppers and onions.
Ooh, makes sense! Though tbh, when my roommate isn't here is also when I tend to do cleaning and tidying up and stuff, not sure why.
And I do prefer the mental image of you psyching yourself up for a few days to be able to order pizza.
I should have done the same for my room, but oh well.
Change pizza to general cooking and that's pretty accurate. Cause I get pizza all the time either way.
Cheese ain't half bad.
Bell peppers and onions are the GOAT pizza.
Tidying up is good, though! I get a bit stressed out when the apartment is hella untidy, at least, and it's nice to have a system for where everything goes.
Boo! Cooking is as easy as throwing some chopped up meat in a pan, cooking it, and then throwing in frozen vegetables! That's my dinner basically five days a week, and it works wonder and takes maybe 20 minutes in total.
I'm a simple man.
Good to know someone else likes my odd tastes! Well maybe it's not that odd.
I wish I could do and feel the same. I've basically given up at this point. Just need more space.
I did a few things by hand. Like giant meatballs with tomato sauce. Made the tomato sauce from scratch. Otherwise, yeah I try to do something a little less time consuming.
Eh, being stressed out by untidy rooms isn't that great either, tbh.
Sounds pretty nice, then! But what, presumably you didn't just have meatballs and tomato sauce?
I let myself only get half stressed now :^).
Yeah I made a few other things, but I think that took the most work. Unless you meant the meal, then no it was basically just meatballs and tomato sauce. Mostly because I made giant meatballs.
Sometimes simplicity is the best choice.
Not that odd I would say, there's definitely weirder pizza toppings out there.
Yes. Too many complexities these days.
Yeah, like peanut butter.
I mean, was one of your dinners literally just meatballs and tomato sauce? 'Cause that sounds a bit weird.
>sent master a racoon gif on gmail
>one of my suggested videos on youtube were suddenly A Day in the Life of a Pet Racoon
I just looove being under surveillance constantly.
It helps that I prefer simple flavour combos!
>Peanut butter on pizza
Does anyone actually do this?
What simple flavor combos do you enjoy?
Probably someone, they put peanut butter on hamburgers these days after all.
Clicking that link just redirects me to the .co.uk version of that site, without actually giving me the recipe. But it does still sound super weird to me! At least add some pasta to that stuff!
I mean, I guess! But I didn't even say the word "racoon"! I guess I just didn't assume they'd run their dumb AI on every single gif anyone sends
Eh?! Odd. That's just added calories when you're already eating a giant cheese filled ball of meat! Maybe something a bit more green would go well though.
Yeah guess it is a bit scary they can tell what the funny moving pictures are now. Don't send anything too weird now.
The Swedes have a pizza with banana slices on it.
Well yes, it just feels like something is missing from the meal! Like eating a pizza, but just removing the dough.
I haven't gotten any reccs like "how to be a good sub" or anything, despite the pics I've sent him, so I assume that's fine!
Basically anything that doesn't mix in sweet with savory, I can't stand that, unless it's subtle.
Presumably those people are just bored or stoned.
>banana on pizza
They don't count for anything.
Cheese and some tomato sauce doesn't sound so bad!
I guess they don't want to go that far, yet.
Understandable. I can't think of anything that mixes those two though, so it must be things I just don't eat. Or maybe I have and found it fine.
I'm sure we all have our weird food likes.
I still want to try it.
>Not only banana but nuts as well
People have some really strange tastes, I will never try it but if someone likes it, knock yourselves out.
Very uncommon mix but it's there!
Well I certainly do, but it's nothing too drastic like that.
I like to put broccoli on ham sandwiches!
Gives it a nice crunch.
That, and I don't think there are a ton of BDSM vids on Youtube that Google really wants to promote, I suppose.
Nuts on pizza isn't unheard of, at least! We have some Thai inspired pizza here that's got peanuts on it.
I would try it.
Also nuts aren't too uncommon in foods, there's even pesto on some pizzas, and that's practically an Italian sauce made with cashew nuts.
Guess you'll have to buy some pizza and bananas soon.
Now I'm curious what it is like, if I never had it before.
As long as they're cut thin enough I can see that working out.
Oh no, you found me out. :^(
It's not like they don't already promote degeneracy!
Unheard of here, most weird thing on pizza I'm willing to try is anchovies, because it's fish.
I would give it a pass.
I mean I like peanut butter, and sauce made with nuts is different since the nuts are already mushed and wont be crunchy.
But homemade doesn't taste like the local kebab/pizza joint stuff.
I'm assuming you might have had it without knowing, it's that very green paste on food that doesn't taste like nuts at all, just salty-ish.
>mots calling himself a degenerate among /lewd/ites
You don't deserve the title!
As far as I remember, they're at least trying to crack down on the """little girl gymnastics""" videos!
You can most definitely get peanut pizza in the US! At least in California, I know for a fact.
I was thinking you would buy a pizza from somewhere and just add the bananas at home.
What is that suppose to mean?!
I feel like that falls under "borderline illegal activity" more so than degeneracy.
But that wouldn't be the same as those unknown pizza-grade weaponized bananas that melt in with the greasy pizza in making.
Maybe I have and I just don't remember it, that sort of flavor doesn't sound so bad.
You might, and I'm just a terrible person to ask since I don't really go out to eat very often, if at all. That involves talking to people!
It's pretty common in some foods, more so in pastas than anything else, thus pesto pasta.
Well, you're all vanilla and stuff.
Eh, maybe! But it absolutely is degeneracy too.
Makes sense! I only know you can get peanut pizza here because I've seen menus, I absolutely hate peanuts myself.
Just buy some off the internet! Or black food market.
So you say, and you're saying my food tastes are degenerative so it's basically the same!
Yeah guess so. You're safe from such suggestions for now at least.
Googled it, and it actually looks good, sucks that I'm a terrible cook and could never make it. But I would try it, I love pasta.
How come you don't like peanuts?
And yeah I honestly can't remember the last time I went out to eat, might've honestly been well over a year ago perhaps even more.
Well, it's like they say, vanilla is only vanilla when it comes to ice cream! Vanilla on pizza would be quite a different thing.
It's not like I've made a conscious decision to dislike peanuts, I just can't stand the taste. It's absolutely horrible to me.
I did it last summer, when I was in Sardinia! But that was with my family, I would never ever do it on my own accord. Too expensive and stressful.
But I do not know where the local Swedish habibi gets his pizza bananas, so, ehh..
Well, I mean, making pesto is awfully easy, although there's awfully a lot of pesto recipes with the nuts varying a lot, sometimes even made with seeds or sprouts.
I should actually cook it again and buy some fettuccine to go along.
Sounds like something a madlad would do! Also vanilla ice cream is good. Again, I'm a simple man sometimes.
Just ask! Like on /int/ or somewhere
Ah that's me with raisins! Screw raisins.
More stressful than anything, talking to people is not my strong point, but I feel that it's like that for most people here.
It might be easy but you underestimate my awful cooking abilities, one time I messed up hard boiled eggs.
One thing I do want to try and make is some bread!
I doubt any pizza habibis go to such places.
Well, I still mess up boiled eggs because THE EGGS WERE WEAK
Oh, making bread isn't too hard, assuming you have a long cake mould for the dough.
… Oh no. I think my stupid edit of that image is gone forever, since my hard drive is dead.
But yeah, vanilla ice cream is unironically good! The only reason "vanilla" is used as a pejorative is that vanilla has a very strong taste, so it was sometimes overused to mask the fact that the ice cream itself was of poor quality.
Weeell, raisins are good, but sure! I'm from western Norwegian stock though, so it's in my genes to like raisins.
Yep, most people here are anxiety-ridden weirdos, it feels like.
You never know! You have to try!
Ha ha! NERD! You're in luck.
I thought it was just because vanilla ice cream is essentially the default and norm.
Making an abomination isn't high on my priority list, but if I do end in Sweden some year again, I'll have to see if they sell banana pizzas anywhere.
I somehow managed to burn them.
Darn weak eggs!
I think we do have one of those, I love the smell of baking bread.
I cannot stand them, they're chewy and gross and always taste like their out of date.
Seems that way, that's why my lonely ass fits in here.
Hell yeah! dorf.png lives!
Sure, but the reason it became the norm is that it has such a strong taste, and it was easy to make fake versions of it!
>out of date
Speaking of which, do you like dates? They're kinda similar to raisins.
I assure you, even if you ass gets less lonely, you'll fit in here.
Burning boiled eggs?
I mean, you just throw a lot of water in a pot and let the eggs spin around there for a bit.
Or just use an electric egg cooker.
Although they always crack in the one that I own and turn out deformed, yet edible.
Should see about some good bread recipes and use one for making some in the oven.
>Making an abomination isn't high on my priority list
I'm glad you're not looking to get a girl pregnant. Better go to Sweden soon, it might be gone any day now!
You're lucky I'm an image hoarder.
Ah I see what you're getting at now. Chocolate is also popular, but I guess vanilla just rolls better.
>tfw the fake "natural" source of vanilla comes from some sort of glands near a beaver's anus
Nature can be weird.
I have! They taste pretty good. Haven't had them in a while though.
Well that's nice to hear, but I don't think I'll be any less lonely any time soon.
At least I think that's what happened, they were kinda grayish when I got to them.
I only like the white on hardboiled eggs so it seems kinda wasteful to just make some for me.
I will, need to check what ingredients I need as well. I kinda want to make some hardtack just for the memes.
Time for sleep before work, nini.
Getting to such a point one would first have to enjoy life, but you know.
I doubt it'll be gone, one of those ancient countries that are always around.
Oh, might have overcooked them a bit then, it's a pretty fast process anyhow.
I like eggs anyhow, although I'm not a big fan of those runny eggs that aren't well-done, kind of the same with meats, always needs to be well-done.
Make this stuff, just because it seems interesting.
kek, yep! And a lot of food colouring is from bugs' chitin. I'm very glad I'm not a vegan, that seems really hard in a world where absurd things turn out to come from animals.
I like them too! Only problem is that they're extremely sweet, so you can't really sit at your computer and absent-mindedly munch dates, 'cause you'll end up nauseous. Uh, not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.
I-I was just making a dumb ass joke!
The hardest part.
I guess we'll see.
It makes you wonder how anyone ever discovered all these things. Surely not by accident, but still. Also vegans are gay lel :^).
Yeah, I forgot about them so that's what happened most likely.
Eggs are fine, I do like mine a bit runny.
>Well done meat
Now that is interesting.
I have some kiwis I got yesterday, might eat some more tomorrow since I'm the only one here that likes em.
I realized that! But is it really a joke if it's true?
I hope I never become a vegan, at least.
It was intended as a joke, in any case!
Anyway, it's getting late so I'll be heading to bed. Good night!
I think you got a good amount of choice in such a thing.
Well I can appreciate that.
Anyways good night!
>dated a string of vegetarian / vegan people
>ended up going vegan myself for a few months
my current partners are carnivores though and i literally just quit the diet last week because it'd be fucking stupid to be the person who nobody can eat with
bumping so cjmt stays on top
Why am I cringing at old posts I made somewhere else, they shouldn't be embarrassing.
What's allowed as a banner?
Well, the post I linked to basically gives all the rules! But gore, racism and stuff probs won't get accepted.
Sure! It's been ages since we added the last one.
If we ever meet, I'm going to beat you up!
going through old threads is fun
>Nothing too stupid
I made quite a handful of banners for a board I use to frequent, maybe I can conjure something decent up.
Going through old threads is fine, 'cause thankfully my vocaroos have been deleted at this point.
Sure! We do need a few new ones, I think.
those threads were probably lost in the great outage too anyways.
didn't someone try to keep a /lewd/ archive for a while
Weeell, let's hope.
Did they? I can't remember that.
I remember someone getting praised for archiving animus and lewd
but that was looooong ago
Yeeeah, I do not at all remember that.
>my roommate made a joke about me getting a chastity cage today
>had to pretend like that was completely absurd and totally not something master and i have talked about
One more hour and I'm just staying up.
Sounds good, I had fun making those ones.
And I think I have more choices on which images to make banners here.
You should just be you Skandi
anyzzz therapy and i don't wanna overlseep
Yep, most everything is allowed here! Preferably it'll be something lewd, of course, but not necessarily.
Nooope, my roommate does not need to know that I'm a sub.
Aight, good night!
I'll be heading to bed now though, I've got homework to do tomorrow.
Good to know!
I wouldn't know anything about that, only slut thoughts run through my little head!
Not buying that
But I think I have some stuff that might work.
There, I made something :^).
I GOT SPECIAL TOMATOES FOR 1.99e/kg WHEN THE TRUE PRICE WAS LIKE 5.50e/kg
Congratulations, good catch.
The price on sign was right but the scale read wrong haha!
well tbh 85% hq
the one's on the left
Those don't look right. What's special about them exactly?
also they look different. cooler!
i guess that's it. they look cool. they're different. they were also cheaper than than most other tomatoes.
I don't feel too bad about it since they were spanish tomatoes and not Finn
I see tomatoes have finally taken up coal mining.
Jokes aside, they look pretty thick.
I see I see. I hate tomatoes, but good for you ^3^
Wonder how well they'll make tomato sauce. Make some for me.
SMH your store lost money! Or it was a price decrease and they just didn't change the sign.
Tomato haters have no rights
Same as onion haters
I don't get the joke!
Might try tomorrow
Was going to just buy 2 but then i noticed the price so i bought 10!
They're a big corporate meme and I've paid full price for things that were supposed to be on sale so I don't feel bad! I think they were on sale couple days ago but they had the correct sign then, not today though, but could be
Might be the picture but they look kinda dark-ish, which is probably just a bit of green.
>tfw hate onions
Guess I have no rights now
Ahh yeah darkish green!
To the trash with you
We need none, we do what we want.
is that a "I don't like onions either"…?
Yeah that's what I thought.
…But that's where the onions are.
How can you dislike onions
what is wrong with you
what is wrong with them?
Out that toy knife away,
Do it right now! 10 is quite a bit. What else do you do with them?
The Walmart of Finland perhaps?
Their taste is way too strong for me.
Lots of things!
They make you cry and just have a taste that puts me off eating them, maybe I haven't had proper onions but I doubt it.
but still tomato haterr
you guys are terrible!
I don't know, i just had some in burritos, i'll figure it out!
No not really, I don't think we really have a Walmart equivalent of a store that sells food stuff, at least near me.
i'm going to tilt into orbit
I'll throw all of my tomatoes at you! Gonna aim for the face.
Cooked a bit more acceptable, but still unpleasant.
Raw onions is torture.
You hurt me! Tomatoes with burritos? I guess some people do do that.
That's for the best.
you and ely are dumb
ya know, as a filling!
yeah i've read they do some chants every morning to get the morale of the workers up lol
Dumb n' proud, I also hate avocados to add more fuel to the fire.
my fucking discord account got bloody disabled.
can you guys readd me on this one please?
read you on what
you might as well die
the discord I just linked.
read your own bedtime stories
I'm way too frustrated for that.
My eating tastes aren't that strange.
Said the rude dude.
Anyways you should be grateful. Those are free tomatoes for you!
I am having way too much fun making banners.
Well, post some of them in the banner thread once you're done! And I'll check them out tomorrow, now I'm gonna head to bed to read till I fall asleep.
Only one is presentable at the moment, had something happen so I took a break.
But I'll work on them more now.
I'm a huge fucking idiot. Can someone end me?
>Hear alert on my phone
>Giant asteroid approaches earth tonight
About damn time
what a great day to die
It's Annies birthday
Kind of wanna buy this coat
Attack on Titan girl I've been posting
Guys did I fuck up by telling my mom about everything that's been bugging me? She hasn't really spoken to me since.
what did you say exactly there cuteboi.
That the reason I've been feeling like shit for a good month now isn't because of a girl, but rather a guy
She kinda laughed it off and asked if I was joking, but then it hit her that I am not
Already bugged my friend enough with this so I thought her would be more understanding, but I don't know
Also showed her my self harm areas
By that point she had an awful look on her face
Just made things worse didn't I? I really hope she didn't tell my dad, I know exactly what his reaction will be.
That depends on the kind of person she is.
It does sound pretty close to fucking up yes
Probably just processing it herself
Kind of heavy to find all that out at once
Likely out of luck with if she told your dad depending on their relationship
I'd only buy it on sale though
And it's on sale at a physical location
And it's womens lole
So i'll just stick to my old one
There's a lot of unisex coats though.
I bought that in "oxblood" last fall.
hmm that's not bad tbh
same price as the one i showed (on sale, not on sale it's like 130e oof)
Well, that is probably my most colourful coat that I own, others are all black or camouflaged.
It's pretty comfy, but only for fall etc.
Would never really wear it during winter.
Back to Devil May Cry universe with you edgelord
well of course not!
I'm just looking since my winter coat is getting rather heavy for the warming weather and i'm tired of my old one
Most of what I own is black as well but at least it's more uhm…you know, personal.
Jealous because you don't have the confidence to pull it off hmph
Fair enough, albeit it seems like winter will be continuing for a while still.
Idk, i saw the sun today and basked in the warmth for a few minutes!
I think it's coming!
then again i said that couple days ago and 3h later it was snowing
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I don't really tell anything to her, probably not the best thing to start with.
As I always do
Hope that's the case and she doesnt hate me now or something.
Just don't know what to do.
Probably did, just thinking about his reaction is lovely, as my relationship with him wasn't rough already.
Unrelated, but why didn't anyone tell me about this amazing theme?!
Just did the fight this morning.
Best music is still Ravana
I just mainly wear black, grey and red.
I recall that, was walking to the store to get some groceries and it was warm enough to just go there in a hoodie.
It has been snowing every night here.
time will tell
I hope they aren't super religious
that's a good theme, never really listened to it lol. dang. all songs sound so different without the background noise, even answers sounds weird af
One day it'll come
and then it'll be too hot
and then i'll complain about that
You can dress as edgy and uniquely as you please.
I'll walk with you wearing the chicken head to take all the attention away from you.
Yeah you probably really should have eased her in a bit first.
Idk why you decided to do that even.
Anyway I have an excuse you can fall back on in case things go too too terrible.
At least I have a pink hoodie to argue against people calling me edgy.
readded me Wolfspider#3798 my other account got disabled!.
she isn't looking at you with disgust. just that she's probably really worried for you and that she doesn't know what to do about it just yet.
It can only be too hot, no such thing as too cold.
Although I have a lime green t-shirt that I rarely wear.
It's to cause confusion.
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They kinda are…
Yup, gives me early 2000's vibes, Answers was fantastic in T13.
But nothing will ever touch this!
Lol at the Dragoon dying almost instantly
I think you misclicked on the replies there, but I don't dress edgy! My wardrobe is just depressing.
Though I plan on getting more clothes soon.
Probably, but I just wanted to get it over with.
Because I'm tired of bugging that person with it and I'm afraid I'm pushing him away.
What's the excuse?
Maybe it wasn't disgust, but I'm terrible at deciphering facial emotions.
if it's too cold, you didn't dress appropriately!
I bet you'd draw the attention of people anyways
Winter clothes look good, just because I don't like shorts and t-shirts outdoors.
since it's a parent of the human variety. it's safer to assume it's reaction isn't towards you but what caused this onto you.
>tfw twirling my hair around with my finger
>I'm just making it curly
Oh god no, getting my comb
THERE YOU GO
What happened to the old one?
That could kinda sorta count as camo in the right conditions.
Maybe you should.
You can talk to me! You can tell her that it wasn't a sexual kind of down but rather it was someone you found cool or looked up to and you've done things wrong or feel inadequate.
I mean yeah. probably, if everyone in Funland dresses like an oblivious drug dealer, definitely.
I was the one that brought it on myself though, I'm the idiot that thought he would be interested in a relationship with me.
It's cool, most of what I wear is black…
I should, get a splash of color in my life. If all goes well I should get some money soon.
I dunno, do you wanna deal with me?
Well I already told her that I like him in a very certain way, but maybe that can work.
well i have my fingers crossed for you
tell me, you wouldn't happen to live in Hawaii?
Ravana is ok
yeah i dislike shorts too
dumb bees will walk and sting i bet
what's wrong with curl you homo
what does that even mean
Is that GFUEL!?
I disagree tbh.
All black everything here huh
Yeah sure, why not.
Unless you become unbearably overwhelming or block me for no reason at all. I mean, that -is- a certain way.
I think I told my mom I thought I was gay when I was like 8 because I really wanted to be friends with the cool classmate I had.
Aren't those the kind of coats people who sell shady shit in movies wear because they can keep all of their merch on the inside of it.
Kinda feels like a small weight has been lifted off me, but I feel it'll only get replaced by something else.
Erm no, I live in Wisconsin. Couldn't live in tropical areas.
Ravana is DA BES because that's the last primal I did before quitting.
I don't like curls! Prefer my hair straight! It almost reaches my butt so it just looks better straight.
Have no one else to blame but myself.
He did nothing wrong.
Gonna get rid of my Runescape account and get some sweet cash.
Tbh I'm very quiet at first, and I don't really block anyone, but I had someone block me the other day for seemingly no reason!
Never said anything like that to my mom, but I have expressed my displeasure with women to her.
parkas are different from trench coats
back me up here Skandi-sama!
enjoy the calm then
no point in stressing out about the future
the train has left the station and you're just a passenger now
Maybe if we do invade a lime-green planet.
T-shirts are a bit ehh too, but comfy indoors.
you didn't either though, just leave it as it is what it was.
what? it's literally soda pop that tastes like bubblegum. ya'know like icecream bubble gum but without ice or cream…
I'm not feeling particularly social tonight, so I won't be talking much probably (unless I get proper drunk), but yes! Parkas and trench coats are not even similar, and parkas are actually great.
it's why i like fall weather
hoodies and jeans
you're just wrong
see what Skandi-sama said
arigato gosaimasomething for your service
G R O S S
Just at how mean and cruel they are, and back when I had my waifufag phase I always stressed how much 2D was better than 3D…
I am a sad person.
The calm before the slaughter.
Hope that train leads me somewhere nice.
I always like to blame myself for things, even if I didn't really do anything wrong
>mfw Plantasia is on Spotify now
SOME GOOD NEWS ABOUT TIME
Also should I eat anything today?
I rarely wear jeans, and only to semi-formal occasions.
All about those sporty sweatpants.
i just jeans it up all day everyday
I didn't want to say that even as a joke lol
you can always jump off it and run off to the sunset
there there it'll be ok
how dare you not be excited at the prospect of tooth rot and green poop with me…
judging by your /cutebois/ post I kinda figured so
Guess it's just all of Scandinavia that's wrong.
She, as a woman, must have been thrilled to listen to that lol
Fitting cause Ravana lel
Run off by myself and hopefully off a cliff.
I have my doubts.
I really hope I'm not pushing him away uggh I'm such an idiot
Now hold the phone how did you figure out I post there… xwx
She just dismissed it as a phase, which it was, just another coping mechanism for me.
HOLY CRACKERS IT'S GETTING A VINYL REISSUE, I MUST HAVE IT
>tfw no one takes notice of my thread.
sucks that you're here when anon isn't
he's been missing you
it'll be ok maybe
Jeans are way too tight.
stop buying tight jeans!
me plan was to hang around for alittle bit and see how things are. so I may get to discipline that cock hole tbh.
Which thread is yours?
And no clue why I'm surprised honestly, I accidentally posted porn with my trip on there and also my discord in the contact thread.
>Ask him if he wants to play vidya
Take me out to the back of the shed.
Hopefully things will be okay.
I have like 2 pair of jeans altogether, and both are bit tight, so I prefer to just wear those sporty sweatpants, not to mention that they breathe more.
>wearing sweatpants in public
I was thinking of adding you up and showing you my dick tbh.
"all cute boys belong to me tbh"
Jogger sweatpants are the /fa/ thing to do.
If you jog, sure, other than that it's a pretty /chav/ thing to do
Pretty much every kid here wears them, a /chav/ thing would be to wear those 3-striped adidas track pants.
you have to hang around more and he'll hang around more
maybe they're just on a moody mood!
no backs of shed
I have one atm lol
i've been meaning to buy one for jerb and one for free time but been too lazy and not like i have any reason to have free time jeans when i'm just home
>cosplaying Noctis on a daily basis
I just wear sweatpant shorts at home and then switch out to those joggers whenever going out for school and everyday business.
Although if it's something formal, I'll get my suit out.
Unless they state no suits, then it's jeans and a buttoned shirt because semi-formal still.
That thread for some fair amount of activity!
I recently tried to revive the feet thread but no luck.
I mean… you still can if you want, I won't stop ya.
Yeah because I made him uncomfortable earlier this week by being pushy with some stuff we used to do.
Not yet you mean.
>Not wearing skirts in public
Is that an insult?
Noctis has a very refined sense of fashion.
I'll stick to my black jeans thank you.
I bet you also wear cargo shorts in summer
As I stated before, I don't do shorts in public.
I wear the same jogger sweatpants during summer.
I'm just a fat hairy man tbh.
I want to asphyxiate you just alittle bit tbh.
i'm not arguing against joggers sweatpants!
it's that other weeb who is
ehh that happens
i got really pushy with someone and now we're almost friends
So ya think your parents didn't know about being gay before today?
asphyxiate me daddy long legs
Good, they're comfy and fashionable as of now as long as they're not plain grey.
Should still have more pairs of pants than just ones!
well i have sweatpants too! Also another pair of jeans actually, but i don't like them very much so i don't use them!
And I'm just a short, long haired freak.
But I hope I can stop being so pushy.
Playing games with him is a ton of fun!
His voice is so tingly…
then it's decided.
I have mostly just the jogger variants, although I have one pair of the baggy ones that I used at gym and nowadays only use at home when it's too cold to wear the shorts.
One pair of jeans I ruined when handling chemicals in college years ago, and the ones that I'm left with are a bit tight since that was the fashionable thing to wear back in those years.
>back in those years
talking like it was so long ago smh
just stop ever asking them questions
that's what i did lole
don't make me pull out my belt and also the "no u" now….
I graduated from college back in 2015, so..
Also this song reminded me of you, just because of the place it was filmed in.
So it seems.
I can't do that, that would mean stop asking them about how their day went and how they're feeling.
But I can cut back on the questions.
So glad he said my voice is alright, I'm very self conscious of it.
Do not llisten to him, never asking anything is a horrible advice.
I have a trap card that counters "no u"'s. Come at me you 8 legged thing
the place where it was filmed?
lol the music is so different from what the video makes it look like
i might have overcompensated with the not asking questions
it's great advice
I think that was where you resided, at least in the beginning of the video they state it.
Well, it's the old 80s punk here that was like that, but it's annoyingly catchy.
oh dang you're right
i didn't notice the text
yeah it's definitely catchy
I guess cutting back on the awkward questions is better, I'll have to control myself.
He also said I look cute!
But didn't want me sending anymore pictures, would send him anything tbh.
I think they played it a few times every now and then at Radio Rock when I was at work, although I've began doing odd shifts for the old company along studies again.
The band's name YUP stands for Young Urban Perverts.
Ain't that something?
it's a complete shit advice.
Just because it worked on your secluded boyfriend doesn't mean it's gonna work on everybody.
yea worked so great alright
bet no one in the relevant times knew what that name meant!
I was bluffing i don't have a trap card for this situation ;-;
listen to elyssa
he's expert in solving conflicts with people
Well, listening to the old bands.. I doubt they even knew what most of the English words meant.
Although some bands were surprisingly good with making English songs.
Another one they play at Radio Rock often-ish.
Well if your idea of how not to be pushy is "start acting like you care about nothing whatsoever regarding the person" then yeah.
I can see that being less than optimal.
I'll listen to anyone.
Your advice wasn't so bad.
Better now, how's Gridds?
Oh i've heard of this band
always liked their name but never really listened
nor really my kind of stuff it turns out!
Dub it on Anon
what do you recommend huh!?
he's dead tho tbh
Plus I do care about them! I want their days to go well and wish them good night even if they forget to say so.
Pretty shit, comrade. How about you?
Just be you.
Ask about whatever you're curious about and stop when they say no.
If you're making them uncomfortable being you then it's probably better not to be in touch at all.
I'm doing okay, been sick for the last couple days, still feel like shit, but I slept for like 4 hours and I gotta eat something before I go to bed.
Well then do.
I don't know anyone who wouldn't like to hear that.
although i think they had a girl in their eyes or something
but i'm not sure if we have 2 anons or 1
I always mixed it with tokyo hotel, because hanoi rocks, potato tomato or how'd it go.
Apparently they influenced Guns N' Roses, Skid Row and Billy Idol to begin their careers.
Never knew that a backwaters Finnish band was so influential.
There's also this one Finnish band that did some pretty good amount of songs in English.
The music is very Led Zeppelin-ish.
Sad story though, the singer decided to kill himself by jumping off Töölö's church tower in '95.
Should get a lot of rest and eat chicken soup.
I can fuck her too it's ok.
Well okay alright then.
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I plan on getting plenty of rest, but I still gotta go to work tomorrow.
Oh right, your school requires you to do that work stuff too?
Should ask if you can get some non-heavy stuff to work on because you're sick, or just get a day of sick-leave.
I will, I never forget a day!
Hope he likes it though, want to show him warmth in our chat.
you sure do like them old musics!
it's surprising indeed that finn musicians had any influence
that's a copyrighted sentence
pay your royalties
At least I think it was like that.
I like anything that sounds good to myself, so, ehh..
well, fridays and saturdays are optional, but I like an extra $300 a week, and I personally don't have to work, I do because I like money, and I'm looking to buy a house in the next year or so.
Oh, that's fair enough, partly why I'm optionally working a day every week and signed up to do 3 months of summer work for my old company.
Because extra money is nice.
I'm working full time, saving for a down payment on a house, and going to school full time, I get $1650 a month to pay for all my living expenses while I'm in school, and I'm making $3200 a month after taxes, just about 4 more months and I can prove to the bank that I have substantial income and can afford a $120,000 house.
>inb4 you spend it all on alcohol
Working full time and studying at the same?
I'm currently on "work-whenever-you-want"-deal, but during summer I'll have every normal day from 8 am to 4 pm, racking in about ~6000€
Normally I usually break even, but sometimes I go like -20€ a month or +20€ a month.
Pssh, I spend really little on alcohol, unless it's a student party or a bar trip with friends.
I still owe $16,000 on my truck, and I have $9000 in credit card debt, but I'm slowly knocking it down to manageable levels again, and my dad owes me $1000 because I pay $250 a month towards a $7000 loan I got for him to put in the driveway to his house and he's behind on paying me.
anyway, it's all working out for the better, and I'm going to bed, see you all this weekend hopeful I'll be over this cold soon.
Ah, I hope that all works out.
Sleep well and get well soon!
Oh. Oh yeah that's me. Fuck me. I assume you just buy cheap stuff. Keep staying off the alcohol though.
Too late, I am alcohol already.
Although I just buy a bit of alcohol every few weekends, if not all weekends.
Just not the awfully pricey alcohol.
>Just not the awfully pricey alcohol.
That's for the best. I have expensive tastes. What did you buy recently?
I just drink it for the feel.
Ehh, some local "rooster" beer that is wheat beer.
Smh, and I believed in you, but fair enough.
You believed in me?
I just believe in anyone.
But for what reason?
Don't ask silly question.
>boyfriend rp asmr
Youtube is bullying me now too
>tfw no vampire loli to protect
These asmrs are going too far.
Now that's what I call tingles.
I mean I like asmr but I've never listened to any boyfriend things, just seems a bit weird.
Chances are that I'd protect you.
Do you listen to a lot of ASMR stuff?
Actually listening to it, it's not bad.
Doesn't invoke anything in me, but not bad.
The music is a nice comfy addition.
You should stop liking it.
I do! Most of my subscriptions are indeed ASMR.
Most days I use it to fall asleep.
But if I'm not listening to music or watching a video. That's usually what I have on.
I prefer the stuff without talking mostly, but if there is talking it has to be personal attention/positive affirmations.
But it's so nice…
So no. I see how it is.
Ah, I randomly listen to something that sounds very nice, no real need for talking for me.
Or maybe yes.
I already know it's a no!
Yeah, just pleasant noises for me. But some talking doesn't hurt from time to time, especially if they have a nice voice.
It's rare to find nice voices, unless they're very soft and soothing.
It's not nice!
Only lie here is you!
Nope, all you for saying that I wouldn't.
>tfw out of Pieck pictures to post again
Yeah, usually females do better in that regard. Need to find more males with some calm voices.
But it is!
Used to freak me out when I first came across it, wasn't used to such things.
You don't have any proof that you would.
Well, they're better in pronouncing certain words very softly, but I think I've heard a few very soothing male voices in the past as well.
But there might be!
No one should be. it's like demons whispering in your ear.
Then present it!
Yeah, but for me it needs to be kind of a feminine male voice, which kinda defeats the purpose of it being a male voice.
Very pleasant once you get used to it.
Well that's a very harsh way of putting it!
Well, I'm off to bed now.
Sleep well, sweet dreams.
Ffxiv is a disappointment
What did it do to you?
Nothing to me really
Their new announcements were.. somewhat controversial lol
Gender locked races and 4 years without new healers (as far as we know)
Another day, another disappointment that I woke up.
Well thank you, slept for a few hours just fine but had a wonky dream that I was being threatened with a gun.
do you want to fuck mettaton
what happened in the dream?
WHERE THE FUCK have you been you know i dont use discord
Rather have him do that to me tbh
or even better would be being in his place
Was really weird, was driving with a fairly large snake as a passenger, snake decides to slither out the window and go after some guy who then whips out a gun and threatens me with it.
I don't know either.