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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 6f2ac0ee8343ef7⋯.jpg (144.67 KB, 640x788, 160:197, Tyrannical genocidal BO ge….jpg)

dfb754  No.28940[Reply]

This is the official /newbrit/ meta thread. Post any complaints with moderation, board assets, or filters, etc. here.

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84daab  No.348956

File: 620c6747a6d624e⋯.png (18.88 KB, 1161x95, 1161:95, ClipboardImage.png)

westie done wrong

should have just spoilered the images or moved on, not given a WEEK's banning for a shitpost (the mutant feet I think)




File: fdc8e56e0881bb2⋯.jpg (97.24 KB, 640x360, 16:9, sheev.jpg)

5422f5  No.1[Reply]

Alberto Barbosa has turned traitor. Angry nativism reigns in /newbritpolitics/. Furthermore, /brit/ is rife with mod treachery. Where then, is a loyal Briton to tun to, on these dark corners of the internet?

BEHOLD!

For out of the sky approaches a new machine, a new board. One that accepts all, so long as they uphold British imageboard culture. A civic nationalist board.

Now, for the rules:

1. No chatrooms shall be allowed but the /brit/ one is there if you want.

2. What I say goes tbh, but don't worry, I'll be lenient.



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a2e2be  No.354068[Reply]

Brexit: Theresa May's deal is voted down in historic Commons defeat

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46885828

Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal has been rejected by 230 votes - the largest defeat for a sitting government in history.

>MPs voted by 432 votes to 202 to reject the deal, which sets out the terms of Britain's exit from the EU on 29 March.

>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has now tabled a vote of no confidence in the government, which could trigger a general election.

>The confidence vote is expected to be held at about 1900 GMT on Wednesday.

Theresa May is incapable of admitting error or defeat - even in the most humiliating circumstances

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/01/15/theresa-may-incapable-admitting-error-defeat-even-humiliating/

>The inevitable words came in the peroration of her brief speech: “It is my duty (to deliver on the Referendum).” This is how Theresa May sees it. We must assume that this sentiment is sincere, however bizarrely, obsessively obtuse it may seem.

Revised UK child citizenship character test 'still poor'

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jan/15/updated-uk-child-citizenship-good-character-test-still-poor-say-campaigners

Guardian reported last year that hundreds of children had had applications denied

>The government has updated its guidance on how the “good character” requirement should be applied to children in citizenship applications, but campaigners say the move does not go far enough and aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ab0c36  No.354603

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>>354602

>that's cute, I like the no-nose mask thing

I can't help but think of this, if that's ever done


f9fc07  No.354604

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4375d0  No.354605

>tonight there will be triple or quadruple the normal amount of newspapers because i will be delivering ads too

>truck that comes with newspapers is over an hour late

Ahhh come on


9c2a17  No.354606

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31d9c7  No.354607

>acquire two ant queens of different species that grow rapidly and are very aggressive

>allow them to grow to very large, prosperous colonies

>connect the two via several tubes

>watch as total race war unfolds within the comfort of your house

>may the better ants win




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428a20  No.353319[Reply]

Theresa May Admits Blocking Brexit ‘Would Be a Subversion of Our Democracy’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/14/theresa-may-admits-blocking-brexit-would-be-a-subversion-of-our-democracy/

Pro-Brexit Govt Whip Resigns to Vote Against May’s EU Deal

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/14/brexiteer-govt-whip-resigns-vote-against-mays-eu-deal/

Theresa May Warns ‘No Brexit’ Is More Likely than ‘No Deal’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/14/theresa-may-warns-no-brexit-more-likely-no-deal/

Afghan Stabs Polish Woman in German Hospital, Killing Unborn Baby

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/14/germany-afghan-stabs-pregnant-woman/

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d3f6e8  No.354065

>everyone quietly disappears when I bring up Gundam.

Alright. I'm off for a walk, anyway.


f95576  No.354066

>>354065

been putting groceries away and reading about Alaska


d56149  No.354067

File: dd64375b5d74362⋯.png (247.82 KB, 601x601, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

modern monetary theory is based


d56149  No.354069


f95576  No.354071

File: b706aded01becfa⋯.png (28.53 KB, 1679x128, 1679:128, robots.png)

>starfish-killing robots

the starfish eat coral fyi




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e7b377  No.352604[Reply]

Migrant boats are now landing in northern England in a change of tactic by people smugglers

Migrants making the perilous journey over the seas into the UK are changing course to avoid capture, it has emerged

>unscrupulous smugglers are sending people in small boats on 200-mile journeys to land in more sparsely populated areas further up the coast

>there have been at least two incidents of men landing in Lincolnshire in the last two months in a noticeable change of tactic

>it is thought they are exploiting the fact that Border Force patrols are so heavily focused on patrolling the English Channel around Kent that they can slip in unnoticed

(12th January 2019)

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/12/migrant-boats-now-changing-course-avoid-bolstered-border-force-patrols-8335358/

Meet the migrants waiting to make their Channel dash

>“tell your Sajid Javid that he will have blood on his hands. We are dying because of him,” one of them shouts across at me, as I visit the site

>Mohammed claims to have already tried to cross the Channel several times by dinghy, with his last attempt coming as recently as several weeks ago; it was an anti-climax, he recalls with a hollow laugh, after the motor on his boat broke down several hundred metres from the French coast and he was quickly picked up by the coastguard

>according to Mohammed and other Iranians in the camp, smugglers and their middlemen live part-time among the migrants and in city town’s hostels, acting with relative impunity; their malign influence over the settlement is clear, with many groups of migrants refusing to speak to me, claiming that if smugglers saw them they could face retribution

(12th January 2019)

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01c98a  No.353316


e59778  No.353317

need fresh bread


49457b  No.353318

File: c6a2919497f9860⋯.png (368.22 KB, 876x960, 73:80, ClipboardImage.png)


4ee268  No.353321


e59778  No.353323

>>353318

wtf I want to invade Iran now




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30b669  No.351961[Reply]

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af55be  No.352601

>cousin with the chink wife is ranting about Brexit on Facebook

>still hasn't thanked us for the Christmas present mummy got (my sister and I had to do the shopping for it tbh) for their little chicken ball


b58567  No.352602

>>352601

blank them tbh


3c8c66  No.352603

File: b94c789ddcb9b08⋯.png (185.59 KB, 626x521, 626:521, 2a25c5b232a3a9421e5e7a04e3….png)

>>352600

Oh he's back


3c8c66  No.352605

>>352601

You gave them food for Christmas?


b9c1c8  No.352606




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8b9615  No.351255[Reply]

Parliament REFUSES Petition to Debate UN Migrant Pact: ‘Already Been Agreed’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/11/parliament-refuses-petition-debate-migrant-pact-already-agreed/

Paranoia: Macron Govt Wonders if Italy, ‘Foreign Powers’ Funding Yellow Vests

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/11/macron-party-mp-floats-idea-foreign-powers-funding-violent-yellow-vests/

‘European Spring’: Italy’s Salvini Building Alliance with Poland to ‘Save Europe’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/10/european-spring-italys-salvini-building-alliance-with-poland-to-save-europe/

Macron Govt: Yellow Vests Have Destroyed 60 Percent of France’s Speed Cameras

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/10/macron-govt-yellow-vests-destroyed-60-percent-french-speed-cameras/

Brexit Was a Crazed, Sinister, Disastrous Plot, Explains Cumberbatch TV Drama

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/10/delingpole-brexit-crazed-sinister-disastrous-plot-explains-cumberbatch-tv-drama/

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fb778e  No.351957

>4-5 days for a delivery

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


fcc4cd  No.351958

File: ad70ba963293973⋯.png (66.71 KB, 296x715, 296:715, (you).png)

good knight


6ef12d  No.351959

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6ef12d  No.351960

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8b9615  No.351963




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3e502a  No.350534[Reply]

British Yellow Vest Who Heckled Pro-EU MP Purged by Facebook, PayPal

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/09/british-yellow-vest-heckled-pro-eu-mp-purged-facebook-paypal/

Swedish Police Recover Hundreds of Explosives During Grenade ‘Amnesty’ – But No Grenades

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/09/swedish-police-find-explosives-no-grenades-during-amnesty/

Trump Clips EU’s Wings: Bloc Realises Its ‘Ambassador’ Downgraded Without Notice

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/08/trump-clips-eus-wings-bloc-realises-its-ambassador-downgraded-without-notice/

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2c109e  No.351251


2c109e  No.351252

shouldnt have gave birth to me if she doesnt like it tbh


d0b1da  No.351253

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Look at this travel thot whining.


2c109e  No.351254

>>351253

what an ugly munter


3e502a  No.351257




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f92781  No.349844[Reply]

'We lost nearly £10k to TV licence scammers'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46765681

When Jerry Tack received an email saying the TV licence needed paying, he didn't think twice about it.

>Nothing seemed suspicious about the website he clicked on, so he entered his bank details - and began a chain of events that would lose him £9,900.

>Jerry, from Hampshire, was among thousands contacted in what police called a "particularly nasty" fraud.

>But the banks say they cannot reimburse customers who have mistakenly authorised payments to fraudsters.

Brexit: Date for vote on Theresa May's deal confirmed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46777987

MPs will vote on Theresa May's Brexit deal on Tuesday, 15 January, government sources have confirmed.

>The Commons vote was called off last month by the PM, who was facing defeat, but sources have told the BBC the vote will not be delayed again.

>It is also understood the government will set out further reassurances on the controversial backstop.

>Meanwhile, more than 200 MPs have signed a letter to Theresa May, urging her to rule out a no-deal Brexit.

Surrey train stabbing: Suspect Darren Pencille refuses to enter plea, claiming he is 'paranoid'

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/07/man-accused-stabbing-fellow-passenger-death-commuter-train-refuses/

>A man accused of the fatal stabbing of a fellow train passenger refused to stand and did not enter a plea as he appeared in court this morning.

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1d9ced  No.350536

>>350533

Just do it anyway you nigger, what the fuck are they going to do?


2b45b0  No.350537

File: f0d35e73609b027⋯.png (122.29 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, tardjak22.png)

>complaining about middle aged women doing zumba too loud last night

>can't even bear to smack some hammers and nails together in a shed or whatever

lad…


412025  No.350538

test


2b45b0  No.350539

File: 57d2ff5f0417925⋯.png (185.28 KB, 1228x1150, 614:575, smh2.png)

hello bertie


ff6d19  No.350541




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3d1d8d  No.349116[Reply]

HMS Mersey, migrants and the Royal Navy

After declaring a “major incident” the Home Secretary has formally requested assistance from the MoD to deal with a growing number of migrants attempting to enter the UK by crossing the English Channel in small boats

>he Home office will pay the MoD the approximately £20,000 per day it costs to operate the ship and she will remain on station until relieved by the two UK Border Force cutters returning from the Mediterranean; it is unclear how long this will take, HMC Seeker is currently alongside in Gibraltar and HMC Protector is in the harbour at Mytilini on the Greek island of Lesbos

>for HMS Mersey, conducting surveillance a few miles away from Portsmouth and in partnership with other UK government agencies is not especially demanding or a big departure from normal OPV duties; should she be involved in rescuing migrants from small boats and delivering them into UK ports that would be something different and probably attract a storm of controversy

>it is reassuring the RN is ready and able to bolster the UK Border force for a short period when needed; this ‘crisis’ has shown there is a shortage of both RN and UKBF patrol assets which needs to be addressed but even if better equipped, neither of these agencies can solve the problem of migration, which is a global issue requiring joined-up international agreements

(4th January 2019)

https://www.savetheroyalnavy.org/hms-mersey-migrants-and-the-royal-navy/

Reality Check: Who rescues migrants in the Channel?

>the number of migrants crossing the English Channel by boat is small - it pales in comparison to those making the perilous journey across the Mediterranean - but there has been a small spike in crossings in recent months

>in 2018, the Home Office says 539 people attempted to travel to the UK on small boats; of these, 434 (around 80%) made their attempts in the last three months of the year

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99bda3  No.349841

File: 035bca0fd4bb198⋯.jpg (325.02 KB, 2463x1648, 2463:1648, depression.jpg)

>>349839

>Stefan Karl

Fuck me I forgot about that.


3160dd  No.349842

File: a95c2e3263d782e⋯.jpg (31.5 KB, 750x546, 125:91, a95c2e3263d782e20453c1987d….jpg)

NEW THREAD NEEDED


3160dd  No.349843

>>349833

night lad, no movies tonight?


34b11c  No.349845


ed53bf  No.349846

File: 5bac8255785222b⋯.jpg (70.73 KB, 680x850, 4:5, Queen Jew 79.jpg)

INDEX




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c23e3f  No.348414[Reply]

>Man Catches His Wife Cheating In Backseat Of Car With Another Man So He Breaks Out The Window To Confront Her!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh14iuApDCYIRIG70W

>Old Head Beats Up A Young Guy For Running His Mouth At Him On A Bus!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhD7rP3h0z8vNn1Hhk

>Minneapolis Police Officer Fatally Shoots Suicidal Man Armed With A Knife! (*Warning* Graphic)

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/132155

>R. Kelly's Artist Describes Watching Her 14-Year-Old Niece Allegedly Getting Pee'd On By R. Kelly & Victim Speaks On Infamous Tape!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhO0KJb0p8X5nqY9tG

>Taking His Sweet Time: $1.5 Billion Mega Millions Winner Still Hasn’t Come Forward!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhTHaJ9yM370l5c06C

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213933  No.349114

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7869d1  No.349115

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7869d1  No.349117

>>349110

tfw thought people who wore sunglasses inside looked silly but then realised certain people have to wear them or be blind


213933  No.349118

>>349117

nah lad most people who wear sunglasses indoors are just arseholes


e05d0f  No.349120




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1419c3  No.347683[Reply]

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0ccb36  No.348410

>>348396

Rolling


d1ba30  No.348411

someone make a new thread


67e441  No.348412

>>348409

Please stay up and read lad.


d1ba30  No.348413

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baste coach


5c5c5b  No.348415




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41cd26  No.346994[Reply]

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793af3  No.347679

and it doesn't change that n*o is still encouraging luna, a mentally ill man, to take mind and body altering drugs and get an axe wound in place of functioning genitalia


e6539e  No.347680

>>347679

That's luna's fault for being stupid enough to fall for it, both need to be bullied for it


793af3  No.347681

File: b44e6022397ae92⋯.png (260.56 KB, 278x400, 139:200, ClipboardImage.png)

>>347680

yes

however n*o has made it pretty clear that xe will not change, despite xer disgusting and immoral behaviour being completely at odds with the community xe barely interacts with and presumably still only hangs around for the "shitpost" (you)s and sense of "power" at being a moderator


41cd26  No.347682

File: a945c45d5538e3e⋯.jpg (63.26 KB, 520x490, 52:49, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

he thinks about me more than his own mother


41cd26  No.347685




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3c1b67  No.346300[Reply]

Hammersmith stabbing prompts 39 attempted murder arrests

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-46719897

Thirty-nine people at a house party were arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a man was stabbed in west London.

>The man, thought to be in his mid-30s, was found with life-threatening wounds when police were called to Fulham Palace Road, Hammersmith, at 01:00 GMT.

>The Metropolitan Police said the victim was chased by men and women following "a minor argument" in a shop.

>The suspects were seen going into a property where there was a party.

Church of England Demands UK Welcome Illegal Boat Migrants: ‘Everyone is Precious’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/31/church-england-welcome-boat-migrants/

Asserting that “every person is precious”, the Church of England has urged Britain to welcome the boatloads of illegal migrants crossing the Channel.

>As ministers called on the Home Office to take action against an unprecedented influx of boats carrying migrants from the third world, the bishop of Dover told the Observer it was “crucial that we all remember that we are dealing with human beings here”.

>Speaking with the backing of the church, the newspaper reports, the Rt Rev Trevor Willmott said: “Across the nation, we have been celebrating the season of hope and goodwill as we remember Christ’s birth — let’s not forget so soon that every person is precious.”

Report: Jeremy Corbyn ‘So Upset’ by Anti-Semitism Claims He Couldn’t Tackle the Issue

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d9d35a  No.346990

File: a7c10196e184323⋯.png (18.83 KB, 491x523, 491:523, the young pepe mole.png)

oh no

I meant to talk to him and her about The Young Pope because they are catholic but I didn't and now they have gone


f4fc17  No.346991

>>346985

but that's normal hair


f743ce  No.346992

>>346991

oh mate


f4fc17  No.346993

File: 68d6854c1645cbf⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1200x800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

Watch yo back Aragorn


724554  No.346996




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b46c22  No.345593[Reply]

insert news here

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fb284a  No.346301

>>346281

don't think of me as "the BO", I'm just a regular poster that happens to have access to the BO account

>>346283

incelism is because of physical appearance, which is the only relevant factor for attracting the opposite sex. a certain percentage of women and a certain larger percentage of men are not considered to be attractive. some of them could be attractive if they took better care of themselves, some of them simply can't because they were born ugly.

>>346287

wew. I didn't think you looked that young in the pic I saw, at least with stubble anyway. when I had jury duty, one of the old ladies I was chatting with was surprised at my age, she thought I was like 18 when I'm 22. that's good though, better to look younger than older 'cause old people look like shit

>>346295

well if they finished devouring china


fb284a  No.346302

and gonna have to snooze unfortunately, gonna listen to that song >>346243

one more time then zzz


13575f  No.346303

>>346298

If there was no America the Japanese Empire would've had a far easier time I think. It's comfy because I just find it more interesting to read about a large Empire with lots of strange mythical states than our boring modern ones where things are fairly stable compared to previous centuries.


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793e93  No.346356

>>346266

Keek, I've caught my cat doing this




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