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File: 40ab24583de9e72⋯.jpg (39.12 KB, 338x507, 2:3, poster_opt.jpg)

 No.1923450[Reply]

>A chameleon (Johnny Depp) who has lived as a sheltered family pet finds himself in the grip of an identity crisis. Rango wonders how to stand out when it is his nature to blend in. When he accidentally winds up in a frontier town called Dirt, he takes the first step on a transformational journey as the town's new sheriff. Though at first Rango only role-plays, a series of thrilling situations and outrageous encounters forces him to become a real hero.

Torrent:magnet:?xt=urn:btih:443f098dfcafd5e7228efcdf18b06b0f2670ac4e&dn=Rango.2011.EXTENDED.BRRip.XviD.MP3-XVID&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.trackerfix.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2710&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710

openload: https://oload.cloud/embed/M2vf1-CDeiE

the only youtube links are jank as fuck so unless so maybe no cytube? We could always just sync up and press play together and use the cytube as a chat

NEXT WEEKS THEME: ALAN SMITHEE DIRECTOR/WRITER

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 No.1924125

wud u fuq the lizard grill?




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 No.1851272[Reply]

As discussed in these posts: >>1845045 >>1845045 >>1845059

I have decided to set up a weekly film discussion thread.

I've had a couple emails to Gahoole and he's on board with the idea, so we're going to give it a test and see if it works.

Outline

I'll start a thread close to 0000 EST Sunday, which will contain the discussion for the week, as well as next film and voting.

Every week a new film is discussed and a new one is picked.

Nothing too imaginative, but hopefully people enjoy it.

Two options at the moment: 1 film or 2. Voting would stay the same, just take the 2nd pick, and would allow for more discussions, maybe comparisons and would mean there's a better chance a film you enjoy will make the cut.

As a side note, no one wants to flood the board with stickies and interlinked threads, so this thread will be stickied for a bit, as will the actual threads, but they're not going to be 24/7 eternal /pol/ stickies. Once you guys get into the groove, I'm hoping we'll only need the sticky for a couple days to get enough people to bump it fairly regularly through the week.

Voting

Voting will take place in posts. Type the film, post it, most results win.

Voting will be restricted to a certain category each week. Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons.

An alternative is to set up a simple raffle, with each entry being 1 vote.

Examples of categories are:

Science Fiction films, Italian films, Films Roger Ebert gave a 0 to, etc

Categories can be picked by anyone, and I'll either take one that sounds good or randomly pick that as well.

Why make the thread?

Just need feedback.

I could make this today and see if it works, but asking you guys what you want is better for everyone.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.1923324

File: badb260e3b05680⋯.png (721 KB, 1896x796, 474:199, Captain Harlow.png)

Is 3D film still up for discussion? I nominate Harlock Space Pirate for it's autismally pleasing animation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gEFXHyNXBU




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 No.1922626[Reply]

Have the Harry Potter movies stood the test of time? I thought the first one looked pretty dated, like it had hit the wall.

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 No.1924113

File: 88c69a27a459600⋯.png (96.81 KB, 549x325, 549:325, deleted.png)

>>1924104

This was deleted

>>1924103

Except that didn't even happen this year. Yes they are shit but it was the only decent movie nominated. Del taco is a shit


 No.1924116

File: e9ca3b0a520d910⋯.png (23.3 KB, 388x393, 388:393, crymore.png)

>>1924113

Maybe it was deleted because the guy who posted it is banned after making 23 Rian Johnson threads today, you know?


 No.1924119

>>1924101

Because it was probably a zach post. We're in a flopson thread after all.

I've posted that same image several times and never been banned or had my shit deleted.


 No.1924120

>>1924116

>rightsoys

I knew that little mutt was one of the fags who posts that shit.


 No.1924124

File: 69201baf8517e29⋯.png (72.02 KB, 220x317, 220:317, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1924113

>it was the only decent movie nominated

*blocks your path*




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 No.1923677[Reply]

Previous thread >>1912720

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 No.1924029

File: 434105f3e696066⋯.webm (3.54 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, feet.webm)


 No.1924062

File: 3f3e3b5f7e7997d⋯.jpg (38.67 KB, 360x425, 72:85, 3f3e3b5f7e7997d0d725c02c31….jpg)

>>1924011

>you guys try to make everything political

>you guys


 No.1924106

File: de78abb84c7c912⋯.jpg (158.1 KB, 875x1199, 875:1199, 26bc07ca0156709bde8a931c95….jpg)

reported for off topic


 No.1924115

File: 6f7eed1c5c0ae06⋯.jpg (91.85 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, what did you said about my….jpg)

>>1924062

I've been called so many things because I disagree on this site over the last 3 years… I don't care what you think about me, but that statement is false, and I will fight 'till my last breath to make this board ontopic.


 No.1924123

File: 7d533027305ce46⋯.jpg (6.63 KB, 200x160, 5:4, dd.jpg)




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 No.1923945[Reply]

Audrey Hepburn was an actress. That makes this thread /tv/-related so nobody can delete or anchor it. Dem's da rules!

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 No.1924054

File: ab5e359094d3563⋯.jpeg (25.61 KB, 400x478, 200:239, serveimage (29).jpeg)

You filthy kikess shouldn't even try to compare yourself to Audrey!


 No.1924060

>>1923998

That's Ingrid Bergman, retard


 No.1924084

Daily reminder that Purim celebrates the murder of 75000 goyim


 No.1924110

>>1923990

this

she's fully aware of the memes - it's why she decided to become an e-celeb

the fucking kike whore


 No.1924122

File: 15f8fd3303c2ef6⋯.png (446.49 KB, 623x641, 623:641, ((())).png)

You wouldn't gas a pretty girl like me, right anon?




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 No.1924034[Reply]

HOLD ME BACK BRO

 No.1924083

He looks like he's doing the Food Fight walk.


 No.1924094

what kind of a man gets beaten by a woman


 No.1924121

File: a48041790aa1afd⋯.jpg (1003.18 KB, 1080x1079, 1080:1079, my gf843.jpg)

File: ac14fcc2c47c47a⋯.jpg (900.52 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, my gf844.jpg)

File: d3f8bd96c1df824⋯.jpg (942.71 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, my gf862.jpg)

>>1924094

one with a strong gf

she doesn't beat me, but she could




File: 0a27fb517c567f1⋯.jpg (71.02 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, john-f-kennedy---mini-biog….jpg)

 No.1922602[Reply]

>Be John F. Kennedy

>Secretly admire Hitler and hate Jews

>Investigate Israel nuclear program

>Assassinated

>Every President sense has been a pro-Israeli and/or Marxist puppet

Any kinos about the death of a nation?

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 No.1923693

>>1923684

>hibernian conspiracy

If there such a thing, it's a pretty shit conspiracy.


 No.1923721

>>1922652

>pol

>capitalizing jew

Found the filthy kike.


 No.1923741

File: d1815395a8dfa3f⋯.jpg (372.13 KB, 2048x978, 1024:489, ckhyg7mzr9x01.jpg)

>>1923693

t. potato kike


 No.1924109

File: 36c0a8a3c15aed4⋯.jpg (89.25 KB, 600x863, 600:863, 06830148048cd582bfd10550e0….jpg)


 No.1924118

>>1922663

Well no shit everything wrong that has ever been done is da jews when da jews are the only ones who have ever anything of note .




File: 6e391b6e8417839⋯.jpg (225.65 KB, 720x593, 720:593, 1513187820350[1].jpg)

 No.1924107[Reply]

>he doesn't like Corner Gas

 No.1924108

I've never even heard of it


 No.1924111

the what?


 No.1924114

>>1924108

You're missing out. Comfy show.




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 No.1923646[Reply]

Unironically Kino.

Is this the best scene from modern tv?

Hell, the best scene in commercially successful tv this millennium… if not, ever?

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 No.1923841

>>1923700

Sages are always visible here


 No.1923890

Show has been utter dogshit since season seven. I watch out of morbid curiousity until 8. This season was supposedly entirely written by wammens so I skipped it. No interest what so ever in this trash.


 No.1924089

File: 717125d766a2aa3⋯.webm (8.83 MB, 640x360, 16:9, winnertakesitall.webm)

>Is this the best scene from modern tv?


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 No.1924112

File: 49585db9183e791⋯.webm (1.2 MB, 640x360, 16:9, bravovince.webm)

>>1924089

Man, this scene struck me right in the feels. Pure distilled kino.




File: 2054a5c410fe760⋯.jpg (227.91 KB, 1930x1044, 965:522, thelobster.jpg)

 No.1922982[Reply]

What did you think of it? Also, given the fact that nobody on this board is ever getting laid in 45 days, what animal would you choose to be turned into?

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 No.1923772

>>1922982

>nobody on this board is ever getting laid in 45 days

Mate, I could download Grindr right now and have a dick inside me within the hour.


 No.1923782

>>1923655

Fapping actually.


 No.1923860

>>1922987

>Looks like degenetate filth.

That's what your mother said when you were born.


 No.1923941

>>1923208

Bonobos have sex for everything.


 No.1924105

File: 76a7cc0c6c2b3c3⋯.jpg (89.16 KB, 960x732, 80:61, 76a7cc0c6c2b3c3ca9820615ad….jpg)

>>1923371

>I always got the feeling he is just a product of this system of enforced dating like everyone else.

This.

At the beginning they force him to choose between hetero and homo orientation. Then his shows must also be an exact size. Point is that there are no middle points: it's all either black or white.

In the last scene, after trying everything to have something in common he has to choose between commiting the ultimate sacrifice or remaining alone, which means becoming a lobster (he can't return to the woods). No middle choices.

I bet he just run away, though. Just like when he thought he could just adapt and playing being heartless with the top-bitch, he was doomed from the start.

Also:

-The Favorite is probably a better movie but I enjoyed Lobster more. I recommend it to everyone: just try watching the first 5 minutes.

-My choice of animal? A sheep I guess. Lots of grass to eat, will produce wool during my lifetime and my death will be celebrated with my delicious meat.

-I believe the heartless bitch was transformed into a rabbit. That's why David never told Weisz what animal he chose.




File: c4be1f527adfbbd⋯.png (16.3 KB, 384x218, 192:109, crowe response.png)

 No.1921645[Reply]

RUSSEL CROWE RESPONDS

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 No.1921666

>>1921662

>I am feeling increasingly frustrated lately over multiple small failures.

Who the fuck talks like this?


 No.1921667

>>1921666

Cuckime addicted man-children


 No.1921672

>>1921667

Does the cuckime make them talk like that?


 No.1922172

I can't believe Russell Crowe would oppose fightin' round the world.


 No.1924102

>>1922172

Was waiting for this




File: 43c6cb6bc92ceed⋯.jpg (672.53 KB, 1536x864, 16:9, hapas are subhuman.jpg)

 No.1919325[Reply]

Still making Zach mad that Cuck Jonson is not working in pedowood ever again after making this

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 No.1921675

>>1920236

Agreed. Seeing Daisy in the buff would have made the film


 No.1921691

File: 699a78f95b3a401⋯.mp4 (318.86 KB, 640x360, 16:9, daisytraining22.mp4)

File: 5589db9e0c479ba⋯.mp4 (126.54 KB, 640x360, 16:9, daisytraining03.mp4)

File: f466aad2a189640⋯.mp4 (31.93 KB, 640x360, 16:9, daisytraining13.mp4)

>>1920236

>>1921524

>>1921675

This but unironically


 No.1922739

TLJ was good


 No.1923016

>>1920236

She'd definately feel better in her birthday suit


 No.1924100




File: cbd05679f7e59ac⋯.jpg (60.05 KB, 500x750, 2:3, images.jpg)

 No.1924036[Reply]

Thoughts on this kino?

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 No.1924087

File: 7f12345c2b7d8a0⋯.webm (7.75 MB, 478x360, 239:180, The jews and slavery.webm)


 No.1924091

>>1924081

>flock of jews

It's called a murder of jews.


 No.1924096

>>1924091

I wish it was a murder of jews.


 No.1924099

File: e27eb56c173670f⋯.jpg (153.01 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Wellington Paranormal S01E….jpg)

>we are not totally targeting on-topic threads with political posting guise




File: 2371e9940c41843⋯.mp4 (5.95 MB, 720x364, 180:91, Brenton Tarrant - DOOM (Pi….mp4)

 No.1919007[Reply]

Kinos exclusive to 8chan, either made by anons, or about anons.

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 No.1924024

File: e19f56a0cfc306c⋯.webm (7.92 MB, 300x182, 150:91, Faith.webm)

>>1923013

It's either that or death, as evident from where things are going with athetism. Muslims aren't in the West to convert anyone, they're there to replace them.


 No.1924025

>>1924024

*atheism


 No.1924027

>>1923263

Imagine this hotheaded, this self-righteous, and this absolutely wrong.

That's a boomer for you folks.


 No.1924028

>>1924027

I'm not a boomer, not a hothead (like Trenton) and I'm not wrong. I'm self righteous though, you got me there.


 No.1924098

>>1923962

No, but apparently some kiwi kid might get 10 years in prison for sharing the vid. That's more than murder and human trafficking gets you. You could stab someone and it's less than that.




File: 6ab2c61c21951f6⋯.mp4 (4.26 MB, 854x480, 427:240, bufalo wild cucks.mp4)

 No.1923743[Reply]

JFL at meatcucks.

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 No.1923767

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>>1923743

Is the ad saying that I'll get free tickets if I provide proof if a vasectomy? I was already in a discussion about this with wife's boyfriend and we agreed that it I would be allowed to take off my chastity cage one day every week. Free tickets would be the cherry on the cake but I would hate for Kareem to have to go alone and my wife hates being stuck with alone with me…*Sigh*, I guess I'll just have to man up and pay for a second ticket si they can both go…


 No.1923768

>>1923763

>JFK Library & Museum

Imagine killing a guy and then using his name to bank on it for all eternity. It's literally satanic.


 No.1923778

>>1923743

is this serious?

what the fuck. someone pull an iranian youtuber on their headoffice


 No.1923779

>>1923768

Take a look at what they're doing with Disney. It's pure sadism.


 No.1924077

File: 26a61d67b8400ab⋯.jpg (16.3 KB, 313x286, 313:286, 8983fd471cc1c9054ce6de332b….jpg)

I don't get the correlation here between vasectomies and handegg, i've thought about it every which way and I still don't understand the connection. Is it an American thing?




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