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u haven't even read the spiderman clone saga, go back to your homo jew movies nigger

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Ive never noticed how this whore is horrible.

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She does seem to get more ugly the more her face is posted. Kind of makes you wonder how mentally deranged the jennyniggers are, they see beauty where ugliness should be, truly they have the same wicked brains as Jews who cannot create beauty so they warp beauty into ugliness and call it "progress".




Fake and gay.


You're drunk, Jenny is the prettiest girl on /tv/.



Great now the Maisefags will show up. Good job, asshole.


Like your sexuality.




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Is dating a jewess morally questionable if dumping her is part of the plan and you don't plan on fucking her?

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You're being pretty elusive on this, Wilson. Answer the damn question. Government-mandated oildrilling!






>ultimate redpill: dating and fucking women of any race is fine as long as you don't make children. marrying a virgin of your own race and having lots of children is the final goal

Is your goal becoming a walking biowarfare dream where every strain of HPV is present as a gift to your virgin wife?







CIA supports racial purity

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what do you think is the secret to happiness

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>garden growing food

>hunting game for meat

>energy independent

>5+ children

>no boss

>net worth $1 billion +

>no obligations


A distraction free environment.

I wonder how consistent our moods would be if we didn't have cellphones and stimuli bombarding us 247


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Look at me! I don't have a smartphone and my cellphone is incapable of internet access and nobody ever calls me!



Hardly an accomplishment, you live in a 3rd world shithole that still uses telegraphic wires instead of fiber.


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Nope. I just have a phone that is unbreakable and is actually used to talk to call people. I could buy the most expensive smartphone ever, just I don't need it. Nobody needs it.

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Your threads were nice when they were less frequent. Now it is too much to handle.

Take a break.


From life, permanently.




You have encouraged him to do his thing, and now you don't like it anymore? You reap what you sow.




I done nothing, fuck off.



what kinda low iq argument is that?

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I'm looking for good creature features with really good prosthetics rather than CGI. Which ones do you recommend?

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Would you consider certain killer machines to qualify?

Screamers are self replicating and evolve, so I think that should count



It overshadows what is actually a pretty entertaining film in general


I really like that movie




Hey Anon you ever see Shadow of the Vampire?


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Forgot pic related



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>The only reason to watch American Housewife.


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Too old



Yeah not two years ago though right? Everyone grows up, get with it. That's the problem I have with pedos, they'll follow a girl for a while and soon enough they are already too old. Well what then? Just throw her out like garbage after it all? That's sick, pedos are sick.

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Was everything on TV always propaganda?

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>on the basis of sex

Isn't that a partial quote of RBG's kikepinion that the age of consent should be 12?


More like Truth Baseder Ginsbased am I right guys?




they cannot be consensual idiot



There's nothing about a prepubescent mind that makes it incapable of understanding the concept of consent.


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I'm reeeeeeeeally tired of this patronizing shit…

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Is this real?

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>Literally can't stop thinking about black men

Stop fapping to IR cuck porn.











You stupid fucks, look at the angle of the picture, it's forced perspective that's all.

Fuck me 8 posts and not one of you stopped to engage your brain.


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Imma force something down your throat you gay nigger



Suck your Uncle's cock you spastic cunt.

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What are some kinos about spics?

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>work tommorow

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Quit your job and become a professional shitposter.



I'm probably better.



send an email to David Brock with your resume.



I will never doing job like this.


Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence!

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A law enforcement official said that — based on time stamps — the Southern California gunman apparently stopped shooting inside the bar and posted to Instagram.

Several people who knew David Ian Long in the suburb of Thousand Oaks where the gunman went to high school and eventually moved back in with his mother described him in disturbing terms.

Authorities trying to make sense of why a gunman killed 12 people at a Southern California bar are not publicly discussing what they've learned, but at least one Instagram post he made after beginning the massacre has emerged as an early focus. Social media platforms have scrubbed that and any other posts following Wednesday night's massacre. But one law enforcement official said Ian David Long, a 28-year-old former Marine, posted about his mental state and whether people would believe he was sane.

Several people who knew Long in the suburb of Thousand Oaks where the gunman went to high school and eventually moved back in with his mother described him in disturbing terms.

Long made others feel uncomfortable going back to his teens.

Dominique Colell, who coached girls' track and field at the high school where Long was a sprinter, remembers an angry young man who could be verbally and physically combative.

In one instance, Colell said Long used his fingers to mimic shooting her in the back of the head as she talked to another athlete. In another, he grabbed her rear and midsection after she refused to return a cellphone he said was his.

"I literally feared for myself around him," Colell said in an interview Friday. "He was the only athlete that I was scared of."

Colell said she wanted to kick Long off the team, but the boy's coach urged her to reconsider because that could compromise his goal of joining the Marines. She relented when, at the next track meet, Long apologized in front of several coaches and administrators.

Attempts to get comment by phone and in person from officials at Newbury Park High School and its school district were unsuccessful. Both were closed because of a destructivePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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What if it was a self-fulfilled prophecy?



>what if it was a self fulfilling (((prophecy)))?



I'm saying what if the terrorists were inspired by any of those media depictions


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>oy vey if you call us out for putting in 9/11 references in our tv shows before it happened you are schizo

kys kikes

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These are grown men.

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FGC is the lowest of the low, even mmorpg faggots look down on them.


This is terrible. And it goes on for 13 minutes.


Holy shit Mortal Komedy is still a thing? I remember people posting about it on MK message boards around 2006


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>Shitty game series whose only appeal (extreme violence) is not a novelty anymore.

I'm not clicking that turd.


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These are "grown" "men".

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I will leave internet. I will never watch screen anymore

I'm gonna workout and eat only good thing. No beer anymore.

No jav kino and music anymore.

Only the cold reality. I'm the new varg fucking thot.


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I cannot fucking wait for this faggot to off himself. His threads are the most boring shit on /tv/.



pls no bully



Percolatrice's banter, I love it.





wow butthurt

*slap slap*



Couldn't agree more, to top it all off he's got 0% Jap blood in him. That was his only saving grace. He's a street shitting pajeet who works in an Indian hot house call centre job scamming pensioners from Great Britain. He sits opposite his female co-worker whom he's in love with, yet she wants nothing to do with him as he's A-typical of his race. He doesn't wash, wear deodorant or wipe his arse, he wears charity donated clothes that he washes in the Ganges river. His only saving grace is all the 1000 plus other pathetic pajeets who are in the building share yakuzanons fetish for tarmac as a toilet and cow piss as aftershave.

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This is Jenny.

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>He has an automated NPC style response to cover his utter lack of self.

Get /fit/ /lit/ get a job, become independent. You can either do something with your life, or you can continue the way you are, wasting your life, before you know it you'll be 40 years old, alone, no family, no money, no future, just endless poverty.

pics me vs you.



>muh NPC

You have yellow fever friendo. And I don't care for the nigger tbh.



So it's memes then.




You're the one memeing, fuck off.



>She never mentions it, but Millennial Falcon completely failing must’ve hurt her feelings

yeah, she clearly had fun on set and got along with the people there.

maybe diving under lindsays wing was a reaction to feeling rejected by sj?


frog calling others a frog. chez ironique n'est ce pas

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