Well seeing that my fucking laptop is still broken and the save for the previous game is still on that disc, I'm making a spin-off thread as I really feel the need to make another Gali thread.
>What the fuck is Galimulator?
Galimulator is an android simulation of Galactic politics that we've been playing by creating our own countries and seeing them live and fight one another in a great free-for all.
>Android games are shit
This is not a typical android game, it's a simulation of galactical politics. It has no microtransactions besides the ability to remove non-obtrusive ads which are not present in the PC version and is basically completely free. Besides this is not about the game itself but what we're gonna do with it.
>Any special rules?
No trandescence, fuck having a piece of history disappear because of muh sufficient tech level.
>Can I change the state of my Empire?
No, you can only modify the Specials
HOW DOES THIS WORK?
You take one of the empires shown on map and give it:
>Name it's ruler and his dynasty
We're playing on an Earth Map with 250 regions because this laptop I have right now is a toaster and I fear giving him more work. As always list of Specials and everything else will be posted in the next posts.
How do Specials work?
Lowers research, gives military bonuses
Will go to war with other Empires more often
More likely to make peace, gives defense bonuses, builds gun boats.
Gives research bonuses, makes Empire build science ships
Less likely to change political status, which means that they will rarely go from Fortifying to Expanding, to Degenerating and so on and so forth.
The opposite of the above
Early combat bonuses which they slowly lose
The opposite of the above, combat penalties early that they lose with time.
Relationship bonuses, more likely to make peace and alliances
Military bonuses but huge research penalties
Shouldn't go into wars and alliances too often but has defensive and research bonuses
Expansive but will not develop worlds
Makes the world produce more wealth
Only expands through missionary work
Builds lots of ships, and generally develops faster, makes the Empire build motherships
How do empire states work?
As it says on the tin, the Empire is thriving and focuses it's efforts on expanding
As already mentioned, the Empire is in alright state and focuses on developing worlds and defense
The Empire is in a very bad state, loses tech levels, rebellion chance increased.
The Empire reaches scientific transcendence, meeting a "win" condition of developing enough scientifically, which makes it leave the galaxy disappearing from the map.
>ALL WILL BE ASHES
The Empire goes absolutely batshit insane and decides to eradicate life from the galaxy, including themselves. Happens very rarely.
The Empire is torn apart by rebels.
A crusade against all nations of the same heritage as the nation bent on the blood purge. The nation gets combat bonuses and stops only when all other nations with the same heritage have been destroyed. It's about the nations having the same country as a descendant and not nations of the same dynasty.
HOW DO PEOPLE SPECIALS WORK
I'm assuming this allows your character to make a person advance in the ranks of the Empire quicker, as it says that those people do good in job interviews.
Unlikely to leave his employer, probably lowers the chance of this person rebelling against his own country.
Loves space and won't leave it easily, probably a trait that makes your character less likely to get a job as a ruler of a star or a bureaucrat and will more often stay on ships.
Hates space, will not accept jobs as ship crew volountairly, prefers to stay on land.
If an Empire has a character with this trait, scientific advancements are made quicker.
Increases the chance of the person rebelling against his employers, following his own path.
Repairs ships faster. That's it.
Will not change jobs
Has bad luck, not sure what exactly it means
He was woudned in battle, his prestige goes up because of the scars.
He was chosen to have a great destiny, not exactly sure what that means.
Increases the wealth of the Empire
It's called that but it's actually the backstabber trait, will kill other people to raise up his rank.
Cannot have children yet
Fucks everything up
SLOTS FROM 1-8 ARE CURRENTLY OPEN
Remember to give me the following information:
>Name of the Empire
>Color of the Empire
>Specials of the Empire
>Name of the Ruler
>Name of the Ruler's Dynasty
With the new Galimulator version came two new mechanics, the Religion mechanic which I personally actually kind of disslike seeing that the religions avalible are set from the very beginning instead of being generated randomly, and what's worse you can't modify them.
But there is another interesting mechanic which I like, now the rebelions aren't exactly so random anymore, they are conducted by factions, which work on the territory of the countries, and sometimes neutral territories, trying to form their own countries.
I pick Kazakhstan corporation
>name: The Harem
>specials: militant, aggressive, horde
I'm going with 8.
>Name: Smug bully imperium
>Specials: militant, aggressive, fanatical
Last 2 can be whatever.
Taking Yellowknife area
>Name of the Empire
Followers of Bayn
>Color of the Empire
>Specials of the Empire
Defensive, Reclusive, Industrial
>Name of the Ruler
>Name of the Ruler's Dynasty
emanates through the entirety of Asia as well as Australia.
1- The Harem
7- In progress
8- In progress
Guess I'll get it out of the way,
>Name: Juden Imperium
>Specials: Diplomatic, Capitalist, Horde
>Name of the Ruler: Shekelsberg
>Name of the Ruler Dynasty: Steinnose
You didn't give me the number.
1- The Harem
7- Followers of Bayn
8- Smug Bully Imperium
Which Empire am I supposed to change to Juden Imperium?
not the anon, but there's a faction controlling all of US and europe…
Yeah but there is also a faction controling the entirety of Middle East where the kikes would probably want to have their Greater Israel.
>Galimulator came back with a vengeance
I pick 4 (colour A5) as the WWE Confederation, with Vince of the Mahom dynasty
Specials: Agressive, Explosive, Capitalist
I'm going to showcase one more cool thing about the latest update. There are now planets surrounding different starts.
>Just 2 dragons
>ruler drag of the on dynasty
1- The Harem
7- Followers of Bayn
8- Smug Bully Imperium
Either 5 or 3 will become the Jews depending on which one will get taken first
Sorry mate, already taken, you need to pick a different number.
Wait I got a better one
>slow start, reclusive, horse
>ooze of the ooze dynasty
Holy shit nice. And this was already detailed to begin with
Eh…you don't get to bring friends
Ah fuck, now I need to change it all. Give me a moment.
Sure, give me a moment to make the changes.
>Greater Caliphate of Wakanda
>Unstable, Aggressive, Horde, Militant
>Dynasty name: Yakub
>Ruler: Wewuz III.
The loud screams of
WE WUZ MUSLIMS AND SHEEEEEEEIT
echo through the world followed by a glopping sound.
Only one country remains to be named.
If no one names the Unbiased Regina Foundation then I will do so myself, but I'll wait for just a moment.
The rest of the details please.
>Holy Britannian Empire
>Capitalist, Defensive, Industrial, Scientific
>Dynasty name: Britannia
>Ruler: Nunnally vi Britannia
Actually better make the color light blue/turqoise to differentiate it from the Juden Imperium.
SHARP BARS, RECLUSIVE, BROWN, KINGDOM OF THE YELLOWKNIFE
Fuck, I was about to call the thread "Code Galimulator" as a political spin-off taking place on Earth. Guess I had a right hunch.
TRUTH AND HOPE IN OUR FATHERLAND
AND DEATH TO EVERY FOE!
Will add as a rebelion.
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
CANT READ OVER ALL THIS ANYWAY
We're ready, let's do this!
HEAVEN OR HELL! LET'S ROCK!
As we immediately see, The Harem and the Imperium of Britannia starts to fight with each oher, I guess Rance would happily fuck Nunally . There is already a neutral ship flying over Europe and fighting with Britannian Holy Roller by the nam of "The Fretful", the name of the neutral ship is "The Earthy", those are it's employees.
The evil bullies have decided to try and bully the sweet innocent Nunnally and declared war on The Holy Britannian Empire.
Wew, so much for the goo, it seems that the Dindus decided to take over their rightful shithole as their own, while also singing peace with Rance, the motivation of that on Rance's parts is probably because nigger women are unfuckable.
Meanwhile, Rance is busy getting some musclegirls to fuck, securing most of the Eastern Europe in the process.
This is the current influence of small factions on the territories of different countries, as we see Rance's territory has the most of intrique going on just because… well, it's the biggest one so far.
Almost entirety of Eurasia is being controlled by Rance, after having """liberated""" it from the hands of Britannians, WWE died very, very fast not being able to stand in between European girls and Rance's dick.
And the Gel is dead as well completely murdered by the niggers of Africa, who seem to have no more territory to expand besides Rance's territory so we might see The Harem being overrun by niggers very soon. On the other hand, the Jews are being completely devastated and the Bullies do not stop with Bullying of the HBR.
God damn masked mend. Think your big guys in charge or something?
The Followers of Bayn have stopped their assault on the kikes which left The HBR to take care of them to gain some much needed territory after Rance fucked them over both literally and methaphorically in Europe.
>The Harem is degenerating
Oh boy that didn't take too long did it?
The Wakandans are fortifying which means that they probably won't eat up too much of Rance's territory when it'll innevitably fall apart. His empire might be able to survive this but this is a pretty big "IF".
>HBR is degenerating.
This is a very fitting name for Th Harem's flagship.
Surprisingly nothing much is happening despite most of the empires degenerating… they get into small fleet fights but that's about it.
Happy 10th birthday everyone! Guess no one was cucked out of it this time like Skub in the first game.
>Out of 5 existing Empires of the world 3 of them are degenerating.
That's the most realistic Earth Map game I have ever seen so far.
HBR IS THE FIRST TO GET OUT OF DEGENERATIVE STATE
That means it get back at the rest!
Local bully not so tough after being raped.
On the other hand, Rance is trying to expand into Nunnally's territory but at the same time a new rebel country has appeared on the brink of Asia and Europe. It's also pink, what do we call it if it survives?
Deus Vult leave the rest of it's stats untouched.
>not even 10 millenia old and they died already
I guess wrestling is not real after all
>Cult, Fanatic, Capitalist
>Ruler: Nick Denton
>Dynasty name: Denton
>Color: Piss yellow
So The Harem is being ripped apart and ironically, Rance is fucking dead and his children aparently are ruling both the Wakandan Empire as well as Followers of Bayn. I checked, their lineage traces back to Rance. and his family. The reason of Rance's death is cited as "Job Hazard". Nunnally is also dead and the HBR is now ruled by a character with a "backstaber" trait. I can't find the way she died unfortunately. Hmmmm
Both of them can appear, give me the stats for Waifu Uprising.
Gonna use this and DEUS VULT as Waifu Uprising doesn't have stats yet.
I'm going to just give the Waifu Uprising stats myself.
Tangible Kyryzsomethingistan council
>SUPERPOWER BY 2020
>Industrial, Capitalist, Horde
>Ruler: Pajit Ai
>Dynasty Name: Pooinloo
Sorry, was on the phone
At least keep it pink
Wait are you telling me that a Caliphate has not one but three uprisings in the works?
Already DEUS VULT, going to give the next rebelion in India this.
The Harem has three rebelions, I will show you in a moment.
The Gawker Alliance has made it's way as well as DEUS VULT, holy shit interesting stuff is happening all the fucking time now. So the HBR is mostly as it was before, but the Wakandans started to eat at Harem's territory and the rebel nations of the Harem are currently in an alliance, seemingly all wanting to gain freedom from the Empire. The Alliance is called P.A.R.O.
At least two more factions are probably going to appear at Harem's territory seeing how the Faction screen looks.
>The Caliphate is degenerating.
I don't think there was ever a better time for total rebel victory at least on the Eastern continents.
And so, the HBR grows in power as well as the three rebel factions tearing apart The Harem. Both Asia and Europe are going to look far more interesting soon.
Question OP, I made the FoB. I chose the defensive traits, just how difficult does that make it for hostile actions to succeed?
The HBR has created a base in Europe and is currently enganged in a Fleet battle with The Harem, as well as celebrating it's 10th birthday. I'm going to include the descriptions and crews of the ships taking part in the battle.
I wish I could give you the exact stats but the dev hasn't released any, it definitely unlocks access to new types of ships that help your empire defend itself
As you can see some of those ships are pretty fucking old. They probably still existed when Rance was alive, not the HBR's though, those are brand new. It's a battle of New vs Old.
>Harem's Flagship has a crew consisting of one unlucky guy, one unlucky idiot and two backstabbers.
This doesn't look very good.
There is something interesting about Harem's Fleet crew though, it has a member of "Thee Agenci on board"… aaand I just realized that The Harem has TWO Holy rollers stacked on top of each other.
Tillan the Jobless is a younger ship but still pretty old, nothing interesting about the crew though.
Except for the fact that this guy is a first of his dynasty.
Now for the crews of the HBR fleets, and wouldn't you know it! Both a member of the Bully and the Ooze dynasty on the board of Bethances the Helpful, with the member of the Bully dynasty being royalty! Double Royalty because he had two rulers in his family! Nothing interesting about Sagenchost besides it being a ragtam team of morons and unlucky people.
The crew of Tiltan has no fucking idea what it's doing.
THE REST OF THE FLEET IS RETREATING YOU STUPID NIGGERS
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE OUT THERE
>Destroyed in mere seconds.
Not even fucking sorry for them.
So there is now a country in Australia. I know you fuckers want to name it appropriately. In other news, all three Rebel Factions are doing absolutely amazing. Just look at those territory gains, The Harem is basically fucking fragmented by now.
In the meanwhile I wait for name of Australia country I'm just going to mention one thing. Pic rel is the official Wakandan faith. Fucking wew.
The Emu Confederacy
Aggressive, horde, fanatical
King Emu, Big Birb dynasty.
What evil have we introduced into the world?
And just like that, one more country ruled by the Waifu dynasty appears. You can give your suggestions, we'll see how long it'll survive.
>Followers of Bayn are celebrating 10th birthday
>The HBR is expanding
The Brittanians have taken back their homeland back and the niggers are striking against the harem, is this the end of this now quite ancient Empire?
THE HBE IS EXPANDING BOTH INTO EUROPE AND SOUTH AFRICA, TAKING LARGE CHUNKS OF TERRITORY BACK FROM THEIR PAST ENEMIES
THE REBIRTH OF THE HBR HAS COME!
>Followers of Bayn: Is now DEGENERATING
>The HBE is destroying Gawker while keeping Waifus Alive
>The Waifus are commiting genocide on the niggers
>The bullies are getting shitfaced
Truly the best timeline.
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
>Juden Imperium is expanding.
Cockroaches are always hard to weed out aren't they?
Is the Tasmanian country named?
>Gawker is degenerating
>It was also throw ount of the Rebel alliance
>Waifus are at peace with HBE.
And then they all sign peace, at least we know that the Magadan coutnry is still safe to name for now.
No it's not, there are two countries that you can name.
>Josef Fritzl's Basement Coaltion
>Stable, Defensive, Reclusive
>Dynasty ruler: Josef Fritzl
>Dynasty name: Fritzl
>The Harem is dead.
As with any Empire made around one great person, it fell apart when that person died.
>Waifus are at peace with HBE
As it always should been
>Space Oddity: A shoggoth has appeared
I can't see it though
So a new rebelion has appeared on HBE's territory, should I name it The Black Knights if it's succesful? Also, I'm just going to say that the Emu's are currently devastating Deus Vult.
Of course, and Zero as their leader
>should I name it The Black Knights if it's succesful?
>The Black Knights
>Militant, Diplomatic, Explosive
>Dynasty ruler: Zero
In other news, Bullies have been completely erradicated from our world. Commander Akari of the HBE on the necessity of figting bullies, stating that only niggers and kikes are worse.
I think of your teanigger waifu before I clear overgrown timber.
>Blacked Knights appear as soon as the Britannian Empire expands into the Wakandan Continent
No coincidences to see there what has the Juden Empire been up to as of late?
Well the rebelion wasn't succesful but if any other is then I will do that unless HBE goes full ALL WILL BE ASHES due to eldritch influence. Speaking of erradicating niggers though… the HBE is seemingly doing an amazing job of that. DEUS VULT is currently being overrun by Emus.
Well at least the waifus are safe from the Emu menace.
Absolutely fucking nothing! They're currently too weak to get up, it would take Followers of Bayn geting into a rebelion to get back their territories.
>Gawker alliance is expanding
Okay the good news are, the HBE is trying to destroy the Shoggoth.
I like how chill the big guys are, their flight plans are above our petty squabbles it seems.
So the HGE made peace with the niggers, I guess that makes sense seeing that they have an Eldritch Abomination in South America to take care of.
They were pretty good neighbours to the HGE surprisingly, they don't get into any fights and don't really care about expanding.
>Juden doing nothing
They're plotting. They'll know when to engage the goyim and take lands.
>Gawker might destroy the Jewish menace
Did we ever named the blue region next to Gawker?
No point to fight each other when you have a fucking space horror on your doorstep. Then again, you never know
>Emus are trying to take away our waifus
Nope, still waiting for that.
We should name that area after Hulk Hogan and see if it rips into Gawker.
Nick must've had a falling out with his creditors.
>All those mind control pods
Holy fucking shit.
Good idea, stats?
>Nick is somehow still alive
>the pods are all flying towards Mecca
a-are they trying to start a new religion?
Well theHulkster draws all the dimes brother so Capitalist, Stable for the stable amount of butts in seats, and Explosive for the power of the Hulkamaniacs who helped him lift the 600 lb Andre the Giant brother
Those are waifu pods trying to reclaim their lands and Gawker pods trying to fuck over both waifus and emus.
>Gawker starts a religion
I always knew faggotry was a cult.
It seems that the dynasty that rules that country is the Waifu dynasty, so Hulk Hogan is now a part of the Waifu dynasty.
So Waifus are now expanding, so they might be able to survive. At the same time Gawker is still trying to fuck over the Jews.
>Hulk taking all the waifus
As expected of someone who takes his vitamins and says his prayers.
So, the HBE is degenerating, which probably means.. that the Black Knights can have an entrance
Or the Juden will start seizing land and create GREATER ISRAEL.
No wonder that they are expanding then.
If a faction pops up in the Waifu Dynasty, do we name it the NWO?
The good goyim rise up because the Jews didn't virtue signal enough.
The Dark Knights now exist and theniggers are being eaten up by Emus, Gawker signs peace with the Jews after taking part of their territory and the entire map is becoming a clusterfuck.
Eurasia right now is eerily similar to 1920s China.
So the Black Kights managed to get a bit of territory before HBE stopped degenerating. I'm not even going to comment on the entirety of the East, just fucking look at it.
>Gawker created a reasearch lab
Time for gender reassignments.
So the Emus signed peace with both HGE and the waifus and are now completely focused on fighting with Gawker for the last scraps of the Wakandan Empire.
Gawker is now rioting and… wait what the fuck? The waifus just merged with DEUS VULT! Are we getting Christian waifus now?
Yep so waifus are now merged with Deus Vult!, which is probably an awful idea seeing that emus are now again out for their blood.
The Hulkster taught the waifus about the power of prayer!
So the bloodthirsty Emus are killing fucking everything in sight while Gawker is spreading it's influence a little bit too much. The Black Knights are still there technically and both Big Guys and the Jews are degenerating. Was this their master plan? To crash the Jews with no survivors while being expected in the wreckage?
The Caliphate is celebrating it's 20th birthday, seeing it's state it's probably going to be it's last.
For a bit the Big Guys were fortifying, looks like it was a short spell.
So the Wakandans are now dead, and nothing of value was lost. The fun things are happening over at the East, where Deus Vult is cutting into HULKAMANIA to gain territory to fend off Emus.
Happy 10th birthday Deus Vult! Now it seems that neither Gawker nor the Jews are doing any good right now. Can it mean a new better era for the world?
Not before Jewish 20th birthday it seems.
Oh wow just one more push and the Jews will be eradicated.
So Gawker is celebrating it's 10th birthday while Baneist territory is being ripped apart by Gawker and rebels. not touching the single Jew world though, lucky bastards. The emus stopped their bloodthirsty attack and are now fortifying… at least for now.
And now the HBE is celebrating it's 20th birthday! Deus Vult seems to be slowly regaining it's territories from the Emus.
And the emu confederacy celebrates 10th millenia birthday! Things seem to have stabilized a bit with all major countries gaining stable territories.
I also want to say that DEUS VULT and HULKAMANIA are allied, no doubt waifu influence.
Even Baneists are now celebrating 20th birthday, seems like almost every country had time to celebrate it in peace.
Hulkamania celebrates it's 10th birthday in peace, protected by the Christian waifus of DEUS VULT.
It's calm. TOO calm
Something big is gonna happen, watch out
Oh shit the Joseph Fritzl's Basement Coalition has been destroyed!
On the other hand the Big Guys are being crashed har by Gawker, and in turn Deus Vult is absolutely ravaging the fortifying Emus as if it was nothing.
>Whimsical Imperium of Niger
I'm just going to add one letter to that name.
I guess we found the remnants of Wakanda.
The slow destruction of Emus goes without anything extraordinary happening but at the same time…
Wait what do you mean Gawker is expanding? That doesnt' sound good.
I don't like the look of all those mind control pods but they don't seem to be doing anything. Something more interesting happening in the death of Big Guys, which goes just as slow as the death of Emus and is comprised of small rebel factions fighting over that territory. It's pretty chaotic, that's what you get for living next to Jews. The changes as of right now happen but they are slow and pretty predictable, nothing groundbreaking nor surprising has happened yet.
They expected you in the wreckage Followers of Bayn.
The Iqualit Democracy is the next dominant country on the territories of Big Guys, roll out the names guys. At the same time, Emu Confederacy is degenerating, which will probably speed up their death at the hands of Deus Vult.
>Emu Confederacy declares war on Gawker.
I hope they take out as many fuckers as they can before they die.
>all those mind control pods
Jesus Christ. But yeah, why fight when you can see the world burn around you?
Fuck, where the fuck did that new HBE rebelion come from?!
It seems that they signe peace with the HBE. Roll out the names for this one too.
And thus the bloodthirsty reign of Emus is over… while the HBE is for some reason burning up in small rebelions suddenly.
>the Jews still hanging on
What a resilient bunch of reptiles.
>The Black Knights allying themselves with the Holy Britannian Empire.
What the fuck are you doing Zero, that's the complete opposite of what you've been trying to do the entire show.
It seems that the HBE's rebelions are mostly being constantly picked off by Gawker, resilient fuckers I'll tell ya that. Also the HBE started fortifying now. Guess they want to get ready in case something big happens.
Still waiting for name for that Democracy.
Happy Birthday Black Knights! Their organization is 10 years old already!
Huh, I have a gift and I have no idea what it does,should I open it? It might help some empires, change the political landscapes… or it could destroy the world. What should I do?
Reclusive, Slow Starter, Scientific
Last two can be whatever
It merged the Black Knights with the democratic country! Well I guess that solves the problem of naming it!
Will name the next country that way.
>hulkamania is fortifying
The Hulkster is going to drop the leg on Gawker any day now.
Well this is… surprisingly… peaceful?
Spirt of bane rising
Oh shit fucking finally! The kikes are dead!
What is that red blob that suddenly appeared after the kikes have died?
They'll be back. They just cause a disturbance in a host country and build a new merchant empire.
Happy 20th birthday Deus Vult!
68 until completion
>Hulkamania is degenerating.
Is the spirit of Wrestling dead?
>NW looks like a saw bar still
Twas the need for the joose unfortunately
C'mon Hulkster! You have to drop the leg on Gawker!
Gawker unfortunately also survived for it's 20th birthday, resilient fuckers. At least Nick is dead already.
For 30 years HBE has been ruling as one of the biggest countries in the world. Technically Deus Vult is bigger now, but there doesn't seem bot be any war readying between the two, so for now it seems that things will stay peaceful.
Nwf confirmed legit
Hulkamania is celebrating it's 20th birthday already and Jesus fucking Christ are the things going on slow now. Even Hulkmania is not really at any threat seeing that it's part of the alliance with Deus Vult! The only thing that can kill the Hulkster is a rebelion now… well at least what can kill the country, because the actual ruler is long dead and someone else took his place.
Seems that something is happening! The HBE is degenerating and there is a quite large rebelion taking up north of Middle East and Africa.
Uh-oh, both of the great empires are degenerating.
Confirmed assad global matriarchy
So I skipped ahead for a bit aaand nothing fucking happened.
I'm going off to sleep, I won't be able to do any Gali threads tommorow, but maybe the day after tommorow it will be possible. We'll see. Goodnight guys.
Night OP, see you later.
Cheers anon, i thank your autismo
Good Night Galianon, hope to see more space adventures
Advice: keep it at your own rhythm, let's not necessarily make a thread every day or it will lose interest
>seconds thread in a year…
How many i miss?
Just do it when you feel like it.
That foolish kike must think it's CY+3 still.