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File: d3e58806e1574dd⋯.jpg (88.78 KB, 649x415, 649:415, download (71).jpg)

 No.209523

It's rather hot, isn't it NEETs? I'd recommend having an icecream or maybe some icy cold goon if you want to beat the heat.

OLD: >>208778

 No.209533

and the rash lives on.


 No.209534

Should a NEET beat his meat in the heat on the street for a treat ?


 No.209535

>>209533

The rash will persist until Karen returns.


 No.209536

Fuck ice cream, have a Zooper Dooper.


 No.209537

>>209535

Karen puts the lotion on his bum or else she gets the hose again


 No.209538

>>209534

The street for the NEET to beat his meat for a cold goon treat.


 No.209539

three for twenty eight after eight overs

go renegades!


 No.209540

>>209535

Fantastic! I hope it spreads to other NEETs.


 No.209541

>>209523

Good thread OP.


 No.209542

>>209538

I would greet that NEET beating meet in the street with a goon treat if I could eat a stew of meat because I'm elite.


 No.209543

>>209542

But would you NEET from Crete such a meat stew treat instead of your NEET meat?


 No.209544

File: 0bd870ef7451245⋯.png (84.48 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2019-01-16-16-5….png)

It happened again


 No.209545

>>209542

Suck goon from my teats, you dumb dumb NEETs.


 No.209546

After 4 months of trying NEETs i finally did, i


 No.209547

>>209544

>tfw still left out by Clive


 No.209548

>>209546

Fuck NEET that's hot!


 No.209549

File: b80afad384219b4⋯.jpg (16.19 KB, 400x606, 200:303, download (52).jpg)

>>209544

>tfw STILL no text from Clive


 No.209550

>>209549

J U S T


 No.209551

>>209456

Sixers are an absolute joke of a team

hurricanes, strikers and heat are the NEET man's teams


 No.209552

>>209546

You disgust me

People like you should be


 No.209553

>>209552

wow, that's a bit harsh m8


 No.209554

Poo


 No.209555

File: 728638ac1e9fdc4⋯.png (82.81 KB, 637x462, 91:66, 1543368212153.png)

>waiting for my train

>see two girls wearing next to nothing (fair enough given the heat I guess)

>massive tits

>massive ass

>super pretty, the sort that would be instagram celebrities perhaps

>I see in the corner of my eye one does the smile head nod thing to me as the train doors open

>I turn my head to face her but the boiling hot sun gets in my eye and my eyebrows drop and I grimmace like I'm in pain or a slack jawed faggot with an open mouth

>she looks disgusted

>scurry up the stairs


 No.209556

>>209555

they were lesbians anyway m8


 No.209557

>>209555

Better luck next time. you should have taken pics


 No.209558

>>209557

I really should have


 No.209559

>>209555

Nice digits m8 and may be next time for GF2018.


 No.209560

>>209558

I am disappointed. Are you a Tits or Ass man?


 No.209561

>>209559

>tfw no time machine gf


 No.209562

>>209559

>GF2018

That would be quite impossible.


 No.209563


 No.209564

Been thinking about aboriginal anal


 No.209565

>>209563

You clearly are a NEET of high standards.


 No.209566

>>209564

Thinking HARD about it ?


 No.209567

>>209566

Pretty dam hard


 No.209568

I discovered a porn star I like with an amazing bum so I've been doing the opposite of nofap


 No.209569

>tfw made 6 /Aus/pol's

Fuck that site.


 No.209570

Found this on the Urban Dictionary and edited:

>NK was so spun on dexies, he wanked for 6 hours straight before he crashed violently into a languid stupor.


 No.209571


 No.209572

File: 8deaaa0e43e6ee4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.84 KB, 736x576, 23:18, bwm.jpg)

>>209568

is this her?


 No.209573

>>209570

Is that the definition of "Jewboong" ?


 No.209574

>>209572

Umm… no


 No.209575

>>209572

We could each have a family pack from McDonald's.


 No.209576

Sex tourism general


 No.209577

>>209576

I have been thinking Vietnam tbh


 No.209578

>>209573

I have researching NK's life.


 No.209579

>>209568

Well who is it?


 No.209580

>>209578

Be careful, we never found the bottom half of the last researcher.


 No.209581

>>209577

There is this cute Vietnamese girl who works at the local bakery.


 No.209582

>>209580

He's probably preserved in a better place. I'll keep an eye out though.


 No.209583

>>209581

begone boomer


 No.209584

>>209581

I want orgies m8, I have unrealistic and most likely dissatisfying dreams.


 No.209585

File: f8ec2ab19091488⋯.jpg (64.81 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, ef9ea45eb78766e8ffaf905037….jpg)

>>209579

Mandy Muse, she reminds me of a girl I used to know

And her bum jiggles wonderfully


 No.209586

>>209585

Disgusting prostitute.


 No.209587

>>209555

Trains a good place to sniff petrol and get money off cunts


 No.209588

Pull ya fuckin head in NEET


 No.209589

File: 07293dea79c08f0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 81.99 KB, 504x909, 56:101, e2.jpg)

>>209582

here he is


 No.209590

>>209586

Do you wonder how much milage she has left on her anus before she gets a colostomy bag?


 No.209591

>>209588

Sort yourself out


 No.209592

>>209589

If I zoom in closely will I see his reflection?


 No.209593

>>209586

Lol, yep


 No.209594

>tfw disgusting prostitute fetish


 No.209595

Who here has a foot fetish?


 No.209596

File: 58f89610c622e56⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-01-16 17.40.59.jpg)

Guy at work gave me some trimming off his mull plant, problem is I gotta dry it out


 No.209597

>>209596

Just microwave it m8


 No.209598

>>209596

Don't nuke it unless you have to

Put it in a paper bag in the cupboard, weathers warm it'll be good in a day or 2


 No.209599

>>209598

His degenerate ways cannot wait mate


 No.209600

Boong in heart, boong in soul.


 No.209601

>>209596

It is good that you have made a friend at work. Not so good that he is a degenerate, but it is better than nothing.


 No.209602

There's been so much neet firing recently I can't keep track. Who's actually lost their jobs?


 No.209603

>>209597

Nah I have a half ounce still so I'm not desperate, I'll probably hang it in the shed since it's hot and dark in there


 No.209604

>>209603

>dark in there

The storage cave


 No.209605

>>209603

When I used to grow years back I'd dry for a week and cure for 2 weeks.

The pot I kept for myself I'd cure for 2 months, It gets heaps nicer


 No.209606

>>209603

When I wank, I'd wank uninterrupted for a week and cum for 2 weeks.

The cum tissues I kept for myself I'd cure for 2 months, It gets heaps nicer.


 No.209607

File: c7a267eb3a58456⋯.png (533.35 KB, 530x668, 265:334, Lol341.png)


 No.209608

>>209607

I have a dog though.


 No.209609

>>209608

Wash it's penis.


 No.209610

>>209609

yeah get all that Smegma off


 No.209611

>>209610

One of the NEETs would love that.


 No.209612

File: 8029924d3e88e3f⋯.jpg (469.03 KB, 1191x1536, 397:512, M1.Garand.(Girls.Frontline….jpg)

Going to uber wage tomorrow, is it bad that I have trouble doing even that?

>>209603

You can smoke it green, just need a hot torch and not a lighter.


 No.209613

Oh and this exchange called cryptopia got hacked and I had a bunch of crypto on there.

JUST


 No.209614

>>209613

R A P E D


 No.209615

>>209613

How much?


 No.209616

>>209612

Don't think of it as personal and psychological collapse…think of it as being one step closer to DSP


 No.209617

>>209616

It's only a matter of time until he picks up his GF2018.


 No.209618

>>209616

If I go into cenno and staple my balls to the counter do you think they'll give me DSP ?


 No.209619

>>209613

This is what happens to naughty goyim who think they can use currencies that haven't been approved by (((the proper authorities)))


 No.209620

>>209618

That only gives you a temporary exemption.


 No.209621

>>209620

Temporary till they find a staple remover ?


 No.209622

>>209621

Exactly.


 No.209623

>>209618

m8, that's how I got mine. Although the rules have been tightened since then.


 No.209624

>>209623

Huh, might have to use a rivet gun then


 No.209625

I'm down to me fucking kief lads

Made the misso dinner and won her back but I'm out of piss and it's not yet 10


 No.209626

>>209625

Make mad passionate love to her to wear yourself out and go to sleep m8


 No.209627

File: 0b0c1cddf883410⋯.jpg (35.97 KB, 280x390, 28:39, 6a00d8341cae3d53ef010534ac….jpg)

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night to you all.

Good night to my strange man NEET. I am very fond of you.


 No.209628

>>209625

Give up your booze and drugs and start being a responsible adult.


 No.209629

>>209627

G'night m8


 No.209630

>>209627

Nighty Night


 No.209631

>>209625

I keep telling you about the importance of making up with GookLady. She'll be there soon once you call her.


 No.209632

File: 09e2fca883a73fa⋯.png (34.87 KB, 300x250, 6:5, mr4K3YhEZE-6.png)

>>209629

>>209630

Thank you NEETs.


 No.209633

>>209624

You can try but they are use to these stunts…


 No.209634

File: 540e7f2f0bcae0a⋯.png (17.88 KB, 255x221, 15:13, fc2c8926fb1e068631cf586dae….png)

>>209615

well, I don't know if they lost all their wallets but about 500$. More than I have in my bank account tbh.

>>209627

Night


 No.209635

Anyone itt have depression


 No.209636

>>209634

C H I N K E D


 No.209637

>>209635

There's a small depression in my front lawn


 No.209638

Anyone itt impressed?


 No.209639

>>209637

#MeToo


 No.209640

File: f830dde79b1953d⋯.png (545.12 KB, 840x854, 60:61, 1544251132728.png)

>>209635

I don't feel much of any emotion tbh


 No.209641

>>209640

You're such a cutie!


 No.209642

>>209640

Looks like the before picture of that NEET who shaved his head.


 No.209643


 No.209644

>>209642

Kek, I have more snot under my nose


 No.209645

File: c9a2900e3b8b76f⋯.jpg (3.55 KB, 250x161, 250:161, logo-dan-murphys.jpg)

>>209628

Bad advice


 No.209646

>>209640

A tablespoon of concrete a day would help you.


 No.209647

>>209645

Thanks for always being there for us m8


 No.209648

File: 7a8132599bbb159⋯.png (141.1 KB, 720x480, 3:2, nigger.png)

>Tfw licked so many girls arseholes today


 No.209649

>>209648

>that file name


 No.209650

>>209648

That nigger always makes me laugh.

If I ever see him I'd probably shake his hand

then wash mine


 No.209651

>>209650

Would soap really do anything m8?


 No.209652

File: 362515b3f57c0b3⋯.png (171.81 KB, 720x463, 720:463, VNsNigger.png)

>>209651

Oh, I'd use bleach.


 No.209653

>>209652

Would it really clean everything?


 No.209654

>>209653

No, you're right.

If thine hand hath got blackened then cut him off.

It shall be done.


 No.209655

>>209653

Drink the bleach to be extra sure


 No.209656

File: c08b78591079fd6⋯.jpg (179.47 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, Mikako Abe.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.209657

>>209656

I find that Asian girl slightly disturbing

G'night m8


 No.209658

>>209656

Night, hopefully I fall asleep at some point.


 No.209659

>tfw depressed


 No.209660

>>209659

Have you tried not being depressed ?


 No.209661

>>209656

Goodnight oriental fancier.


 No.209662

I'm more baked than a barbeque shape right now


 No.209663

>>209656

Too much implied consent


 No.209664

>>209627

Good night recruitment NEET


 No.209665

>>209662

Are you sure you're not fried?


 No.209666

File: 8321085f6bdb579⋯.jpg (1.91 MB, 2999x3666, 2999:3666, 1504948354999[1].jpg)


 No.209667

>>209666

checkii-u9ogudt5g bv /,,,


 No.209668

File: cc26779782b7f04⋯.jpg (91.55 KB, 628x390, 314:195, ANNA-11-628x390.jpg)


 No.209669

File: a7d34a055473dfd⋯.jpg (114.96 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1544850396754.jpg)

I'm 25 next Tuesday bros


 No.209670

>>209669

I will try to remember but if I don't Happy Birthday.

I thought at the time that would be the point of no return and however I was then would be what I'd have to learn to get use to but I think that was the point where my life did a big turn around.

It's not the end of the world, 25 is like the millennial version of 18. You better pull your finger out though if you haven't. Life waits for no-one.


 No.209671

There's people talking and walking around the streets, plus it's really hot.

Shit mix for trying to get to sleep.


 No.209672

Need to fire up like cruisey did.


 No.209673

Morning all.

Got up at 4.30. Barely slept all night on account of the heat.


 No.209674

science neet here.

what would you do if you learned you were actually retarded?


 No.209675

>>209674

get a second opinion


 No.209676


 No.209677

Fuck, it's neary 6am again. Night Night NEETs.


 No.209678

File: d094de45570c157⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.209679

>>209544

>TFW no text

Also gotta kek at what it says


 No.209680

File: cd5671d6c2ef7be⋯.png (3.61 KB, 257x196, 257:196, images.png)

>>209673

Just get a valium


 No.209681

File: 7e63c800ff76ff7⋯.png (209.06 KB, 657x527, 657:527, IMG_0586.PNG)

>>209670

Join the army maybe, helped me out of pure NEET-dom, still no gf tho


 No.209682

File: 3e067837d216ba1⋯.png (959.77 KB, 768x1012, 192:253, 3e067837d216ba12006b665dff….png)

Good morning NEETs. What a hot and sticky night.


 No.209683

Morning NEETs, slept terrible.

>>209681

I thought it was hard to join the army if you were a NEET.


 No.209684

>>209673

>>209682

>>209683

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.


 No.209685

>>209683

>>209684

Good morning.


 No.209686

File: 64cda3a66b06a69⋯.png (108.94 KB, 220x337, 220:337, ClipboardImage.png)

>>209685

>>209684

>>209683

>>209682

>>209673

Good morning friends.

I am very behind schedule this morning.


 No.209687

>>209672

That is very kind but at times it feels more like burning out.


 No.209688

>>209686

Good morning my friend. Don't panic.


 No.209689

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.209690

File: f87419dd3d8a520⋯.jpg (243.44 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 8bh9oxm1e2p11.jpg)

I just drank the last granule of Nescafe Gold. there is no more coffee in the house. I have quit. I hope I don't get any withdrawal symptoms.


 No.209691

Is it time to panic?


 No.209692

>>209691

Panic that you're not going to make your 9:00 am appointment at Dan's?


 No.209693

>>209691

Yes I would Kent.


 No.209694

>>209692

Yes because Dan gives out harsh punishments.


 No.209695

>>209693

Is it time to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?


 No.209696

Dan will always reschedule for you.


 No.209697

my pee smells like poo!


 No.209698

>>209695

distinct lack of goo in some cases


 No.209699

>>209690

>I hope I don't get any withdrawal symptoms

You'll feel distracted shitty and a bit headachey for a few days


 No.209700

>>209699

An evil prophesy.


 No.209701

That NEET who has an account on Seeking Arrangement: Have you ever contacted any of them?


 No.209702

Do not seek an arrangement. Where is your dignity?


 No.209703

What a chaotic rush. Time to wage.


 No.209704

>>209703

Have a nice day. See you when you get back.


 No.209705

>>209702

I'm just curious what the going rate is for most of them vs conventional prostitution.

From the profiles I've looked at, many are plain at best, uneducated, and seemingly unworthy of any sort of 'lifestyle' being provided for them.


 No.209706

>>209705

It is probably because the men on there are moderately wealthy as in like $150k a year so no 10/10 will go for them when they can get someone who is on like $400k+ a year. as for prostitution i have no idea.


 No.209707

>>209704

It's going to be a long day, I have a sign up at 5:30 this afternoon so I probably won't be home until 8.


 No.209708

boob backwards is

dood


 No.209709

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>209708

nad backwards is Dan.


 No.209710

>>209707

Make sure you take some time out for yourself. They can't expect you to work yourself to death.


 No.209711

I just ate a couple of Balfours chicken and vegetable pies. They were dreadful. Way too salty. It is all I could taste. Balfours has really been left behind. A terrible company.


 No.209712

File: 1671932745e0fed⋯.png (141.48 KB, 641x367, 641:367, 1671932745e0fed17cd680382e….png)

>>209710

Some employers do


 No.209713

glenelg backwards is glenelg


 No.209714

Hard rape


 No.209715

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.209716

>>209714

Goon morning.


 No.209717

File: 0cdad799552bb57⋯.png (840.86 KB, 1322x744, 661:372, 7241320df49cc76c86b2faa8f3….png)

>>209712

Should have worked for craig


 No.209718

>>209709

i've noticed this board likes shilling for mister murphy™

juice?


 No.209719

File: c08c37d4e7831e6⋯.png (652.53 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 183712173baf88e2d29ff4041d….png)


 No.209720

>>209713

holy shit!

melbourne backwards is still gay


 No.209721

File: a9c09f793904e44⋯.jpg (29.54 KB, 500x450, 10:9, 1547673815449.jpg)


 No.209722

File: b2874547165d9ff⋯.jpg (42.87 KB, 533x400, 533:400, images(62).jpg)

Aboriginal piss bath


 No.209723

bundoora sideways is abo porn


 No.209724

File: 6eb3e23f463fcd1⋯.png (926.37 KB, 1048x784, 131:98, AboBearr.png)


 No.209725

>>209722

Do you ever have that

>want to comb NK's hair feel?


 No.209726

NK is going bald the poor bugger.


 No.209727

File: 85c8d7a479a74c1⋯.png (499.05 KB, 491x468, 491:468, 85c8d7a479a74c138e69c9b774….png)


 No.209728

>>209726

North Korea is going bald?


 No.209729

>>209728

I wouldn't be surprised if the famine intensifies.


 No.209730

>>209728

its the latest fashion trend


 No.209731

File: d3a401e345dc1c9⋯.png (968.24 KB, 940x627, 940:627, d3a401e345dc1c9d0fe18aa9d8….png)

>tfw thinking about Maggi Noodles for lunch


 No.209732

>>209731

You have added too much favouring sachet.


 No.209733

does NK mean anything else on this board, though? i've seen it mentioned a couple of times.

t.newfag


 No.209734

File: 11f11796ac051b7⋯.png (11.99 KB, 500x746, 250:373, 4c831a18f88f53892212bdb78e….png)

>>209733

>does NK mean anything else on this board


 No.209735

>>209733

>newfag

How new are you? How did you find this board?


 No.209736

>>209735

is that your answer?


 No.209737

I just finished playing through Black Mesa again. I really like the bit where you are in the reactor with the deep blue water. Feels like a swimming pool. Really good atmosphere. A very good game.


 No.209738

>>209733

Lurk more you will find out the answer eventually, like i did.


 No.209739

>>209735

i've known about the board for a while but not sure how. probably saw on the fron page.

i haven't lurked though and probably shitposted a few times but never really lurked.


 No.209740

>>209738

or i could just ask. like i'm doing now.

is it some kind of secret?


 No.209741

>>209733

Nightmares


 No.209742

File: a16b914a2f61e41⋯.png (493.51 KB, 500x673, 500:673, a16b914a2f61e413b044123127….png)

>>209740

>is it some kind of secret?

For those who are ashamed.


 No.209743

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>209740

Watch this classic and you may understand.


 No.209744

>>209741

i'm not seeing it

>>209743

k


 No.209745

>>209743

>6:03

tl,dw. just tell me.


 No.209746

>>209745

Get out you cunt.


 No.209747

File: 5f2a307ea44e2db⋯.png (101.4 KB, 1448x980, 362:245, living the dream.png)

>>209743

The wake up time aligns, spooky.


 No.209748

NK

Neet Keno

??


 No.209749

File: 4783f079d03496e⋯.png (426.06 KB, 639x642, 213:214, 40760c521c1f0a7a7cfface570….png)

>>209748

>Neet Keno

He's literally told you what it is and you can't be fucked to find out.


 No.209750

>>209746

board owner was seen yesterday suggesting that he advertise his board on /pol/ because he said "this place needs new blood"


 No.209751

>>209750

he said /auspol/ which is not the same thing.


 No.209752

>>209750

We need the right blood, not AIDS-infected blood.


 No.209753

File: 204bb903683b7b5⋯.jpg (22.01 KB, 286x400, 143:200, 204bb903683b7b5bcbcffcfd01….jpg)

>>209752

>We need the right blood, not AIDS-infected blood.


 No.209754

>>209751

whatever. same principle.

>>209752

i asked a simple question.


 No.209755

>>209750

That definitely cant be right, he hates any mention of the jews here


 No.209756

File: 21ca0b1abf437c6⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 416.58 KB, 2101x6001, 2101:6001, 51c2626425288d7e2b5c5c33f….jpeg)

>>209751

The key to what is NK is within this image.


 No.209757

>>209755

>he hates any mention of the jews here

He probably wouldn't appreciate any of my gay porn then.


 No.209758

>>209757

as in lesbians?


 No.209759

>>209755

i remembered the board wrong. he did say /auspol/, not /pol/.

be that as it may, i asked a fairly simple question and i'm running out of interest.

>>209756

dan murphy abo porn night mare?

yea nah fuck it.


 No.209760

>>209683

Depends how autistic you are, just get some basic fitness, apply to join, go to a YOU session, see what roles look good and go from there. Just don't be some sperg and have a little confidence. Also DFR will lie to you, so do some real research on roles. Also it will probably take a while since you likely cis white scum.


 No.209761

>>209759

Your interest means nothing


 No.209762

>>209760

i wasnt planning on joining or anything this is just what i heard.


 No.209763

>neet king

wouldn't have killed you to simply say that

bye


 No.209764

>>209763

>wouldn't have killed you to simply say that

You dont know that, his power is something to be feared.


 No.209765

File: 1a606de2ac5067d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 144.02 KB, 944x964, 236:241, 82622949076394bdb175a58d1c….jpg)

>>209758

No unfortunately.


 No.209766

>>209763

Don't come back.


 No.209767

>>209763

>wouldn't have killed you to simply say that

Could have m8


 No.209768

File: b4a1a1f177bc359⋯.webm (2.85 MB, 480x270, 16:9, Suprise3.webm)

>>209766

ban me

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.209769

>>209768

Low quality non-aboriginal porn


 No.209770

>>209768

Get some goon into (You)


 No.209771

>>209765

Are you tempted to reach into those undies?


 No.209772

>>209768

This is some better posting. Nothing like some low quality porn.


 No.209773

>>209763

your loss, remember one of the other nice neets has been handing out free Zooper Doopers


 No.209774

>>209773

That NEET has never paid for drugs, not once.


 No.209775

File: 86b16d22a49134e⋯.jpg (1.83 MB, 1944x2592, 3:4, 2019-01-17 07.38.34.jpg)

>>209726

I still have plenty of hair, even washed it with abo semen last night


 No.209776

>>209771

>severely


 No.209777

>>209775

That is a comb-over mate.


 No.209778

>>209775

I ''really really want to comb that hair now.


 No.209779

>>209776

You never told us what happened when you went on grindr.


 No.209780

>>209779

He now has a colostomy bag, leave it at that


 No.209781

>>209775

Im pretty sure that is Boong pubes you have glue to your head.


 No.209782

>>209780

Sounds like he had a good time.


 No.209783

>>209779

tbh I was too creepy and went too fast into the relationships with people I wanted to meet. Probably from a lack of experience but they wanted to chat and meet up though, but they blocked or ignored me? The creepy over 50 crowd kept sending dick pics, which meant I blocked them and one guy was getting closer to where I lived turn off all location settings immediately if you use any of these apps. I got a torso picture from some random as well who was older than me, but I do not want to be dominated in a relationship. I want a nice sensual relationship with cuddling and fucking that goes both ways. There were also some underage prostitutes on there who wanted work, which creepy since that would attract the worst kind of people.


 No.209784

>>209775

I'm concerned about the seemingly tidy state of your vehicle


 No.209785

>>209784

He has to clean out the evidence regularly.


 No.209786

Feel like buying some choccie milk neetos


 No.209787

>>209783

Isn't grindr just for hookups? I don't know if it is wise to try and find a relationship on there.


 No.209788

File: 9cd8a2b0eafd5ee⋯.jpg (183.71 KB, 1000x847, 1000:847, 9cd8a2b0eafd5ee0ae6f58b009….jpg)

>>209523

more like "Beat The Meat Edition"


 No.209789

>>209787

gays are just for hookups tbh


 No.209790

>>209775

>Camera angle carefully positioned to hide the yarmulke


 No.209791

>>209787

>Isn't grindr just for hookups?

It is and that is what I was trying to do. The end goal was working towards a relationship, but you need those interpersonal skills of understanding how to talk and connect with others to start relationships that can you can build upon. Grindr is a good way of meeting a bunch of people fast and building on parts of those skills of identifying who is a creep and who you could begin a relationship with. It was a good learning experience to push those boundaries, but it is not something I am as interested in now as I was before I started.


 No.209792

>>209788

I like you. You can stay.


 No.209793

>>209791

Why can't you just hang around parklands and toilet blocks like other degenerate faggots?


 No.209794

>>209792

He's been here for a long time now


 No.209795

>>209793

Because I don't want to meet people like you?


 No.209796

>>209794

that's true. I even posted in the neet gens back on /aus/ before this board was made and we all went here. it'll be quite a bit over a year at this point, won't it?


 No.209797

I have bought a ticket in tonight's Powerball. $100 million up for grabs. This could be our NEET commune.


 No.209798

>>209797

>our NEET commune

One powerball and I'm outta here

If I got the full 100 mil I'd probably buy you guys a goon and some kfc


 No.209799

>>209796

This board is over a year old now so it certainly is. You're here forever, neeto.

>>209797

We could have our neet submarine by now if all the lottery ticket money from the previous four years had instead been wisely invested


 No.209800

>>209799

We could have our NEET commune now if the goon money from the 4 years had been saved


 No.209801

>>209800

But it would be populated by ghosts


 No.209802

>>209799

oh boy, how time flies. i bet i told myself i'd get a job back then. it's okay though, i'll get one tomorrow. or maybe i'll just wait for lotto neet to win instead.


 No.209803

>>209801

That is true

Thirsty goon seeking ghosts


 No.209804

>>209802

As a neet who actually followed through on such a commitment, it's not worth it at all


 No.209805

>>209804

Just what I needed to hear. Thanks for rousing me from this unpleasant fever dream. I can always count on you fellas.


 No.209806

>>209803

The perfect place for pacman to do his stuff.


 No.209807

Imagine if we had a fun an productive time at our NEET commune


 No.209808

>>209807

sounds gayer than a council meeting


 No.209809

File: 103aa5b061851a0⋯.jpg (186.28 KB, 1040x1174, 520:587, 394bcc249eacb7e7f971258288….jpg)


 No.209810

>>209807

it would devolve into a total shitshow with some neets refusing to pull their weight


 No.209811

The NEET commune would need to be run with a firm hand and strict discipline. Corporal punishment would need to be meted out to lazy NEETs.


 No.209812

>>209811

No need for unnecessary violence, simply take away all forms of chicken from them until they contribute.


 No.209813

>>209810

Some neets have more weight to pull


 No.209814

>>209812

The physical punishments would also serve as a sexual release for more perverted NEETs.


 No.209815

>>209814

Or rewards


 No.209816

>>209813

Executive NEETs would not be allowed at the commune. They would put too much stress on the furniture and structures.


 No.209817

What mental health services would be available in the commune?


 No.209818

>>209817

There would be a suicide booth and that is all.


 No.209819

>>209817

REEEing classes for suppressed and repressed neets


 No.209820

>>209819

What about the depressed?


 No.209821

File: 61ecc6ff0416a74⋯.png (166.79 KB, 482x413, 482:413, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.209822

>>209818

It would have to be very intuitively made. No one would want to clean it and no one would want to use it if the corpses just kept piling on and stinking up the place.

>>209820

There could be a wank booth next to the suicide booth but it would have to be intuitively made as well. Perhaps recycling could be the solution to that problem. How do plants react to semen? Make the wank booth a greenhouse and use semen as fertilizer.


 No.209823

File: 6ebc3c60d7c8da2⋯.mp4 (5.98 MB, 960x536, 120:67, boomgate.mp4)

Somebody made a video of my workplace.


 No.209824

>>209823

She's an idiot


 No.209825

>>209823

That must be fake. why was someone recording?


 No.209826

Nothing quite as discouraging as seeing how shit the outlook is for your planned future career.

fuck whirlpool


 No.209827

>>209826

I told you there wasn't much work in shark wrestling m8

Should have stuck to the abbo handlers degree


 No.209828

>>209826

they are bitter and negative people. Do not heed what they say.


 No.209829

File: 058b59b77631237⋯.jpg (29.89 KB, 288x511, 288:511, 1462783001146.jpg)

I wonder what my boy Cruisey is going to have for lunch today.


 No.209830

File: f8b16ae242911b3⋯.webm (2.8 MB, 800x502, 400:251, 1547691971081.webm)

>>209828

Think it might be partly my self doubt. Still seems like conscientious people get rewarded, just need to take your chances.


 No.209831

>>209828

This. Vast majority also do not speak with any experience or authority on whatever the subject is.


 No.209832

File: 5887c86d257f266⋯.png (387.17 KB, 625x267, 625:267, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.209833

>>209832

You will get diabetes.


 No.209834

Big dirty grog bog at a highway servo


 No.209835

>>209834

Take the opportunity to reflect upon the state of your life.


 No.209836

Entirely liquid goon poo

seriously thought I wouldn't make it and would have to suit myself in the car


 No.209837

>>209836

You're full of suit


 No.209838

>>209836

No stains?


 No.209839

File: 92030959276af3d⋯.png (312.43 KB, 1647x783, 61:29, ClipboardImage.png)

Day 4 of No Wanks for the Wicked

I had to talk to some wagies working at a TAFE this morning, I was actually alright at talking to them and added things to the conversation. When I got home I was sort of thinking, holy shit, maybe the superpowers are real

My resolve has been strengthened today


 No.209840

>>209839

You should have a wank to celebrate


 No.209841

>>209839

Well done mate. Stay strong.


 No.209842

>>209840

He should not.


 No.209843

>>209743

The scene at the bus stop with the boong is a very deep and significant one, it portrays the deep spilt in NK's identity between his true traditional noongar roots and the whitefulla person he's adopted to fool us.

>>209839

Time to go visit the wankhaus

31 degrees today in Shitbourne, might go buy a powerball ticket.


 No.209844

>>209843

NK is a very deep and spiritual man, caught between two worlds.


 No.209845

>>209844

A tale of two wanks


 No.209846

File: 3f534224c45dd27⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 69.61 KB, 611x883, 611:883, neet1.jpg)

>>209839

I'm waiting for you neet


 No.209847

File: e37943519d95048⋯.jpg (21.67 KB, 436x550, 218:275, images(14).jpg)

>>209846

Wait ya turn slut!


 No.209848

>>209839

Good work mate.

I too went another night without a pull.

Haven't noticed any super powers yet, but am probably sneaking more glances at IRL sheilas.


 No.209849

Also the lady at the newsagent told me my lotto ticket was the winning one. Surely she wouldn't lie to me?


 No.209850

File: d612a734660c7ae⋯.png (56.5 KB, 1379x2031, 1379:2031, d612a734660c7aeb4813de9d79….png)

>>209849

What's your plan b?


 No.209851

>>209850

Stay wagin' I guess…


 No.209852

File: c8ffa683d669744⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.13 MB, 1000x1500, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>209846

She needs to get a Karcher and clean her bum.


 No.209853

>>209852

Disgusting.


 No.209854

>>209852

butthole


 No.209855

No lunch post from my boy Cruisey. I hope he is not having a stressful day.


 No.209856

I just finished reading the thrawn trilogy, it was good.


 No.209857

>>209855

maybe he had a healthy lunch that he couldn't post about.


 No.209858

>>209857

Or immigration finally caught up with his misso and deported her.


 No.209859

When elected, United Australia Party will ban unsolicited political text messages which Labor & Liberal have allowed. Auth http://www.unitedoz.net/

The bantz of this cunt


 No.209860

>>209855

I had no time to post


 No.209861

>>209856

Yeah they are pretty good. the new ThraWN BOOKS ARE SHIT.


 No.209862

BO can you please ban post 209902 if the poster fails to acknowledge their palandromic digits?


 No.209863

>>209862

*palindromic


 No.209864

>>209859

>The bantz of this cunt

We need more executive leaders tbh


 No.209865

>>209859

He is pretty good.


 No.209866

>>209861

I wasnt planning on reading them. i was planning on reading the Jedi academy trilogy next.


 No.209867

Gonna win the 100mil bros


 No.209868

>>209867

Me, not you.


 No.209869

>>209867

Not if I win cunt, when I win I can stop being a wagie and finally return to the NEET life.


 No.209870

>>209867

can you buy me some new pants if you win?


 No.209871

>>209869

If I win, I'm not going to resign immediately. I'm going to become as utterly retarded as possible and see how far I can push things before they sack me.


 No.209872

File: c2a1d9e8996b35c⋯.jpg (203.34 KB, 1456x1941, 1456:1941, IBJSROWr.jpg)

Got me feeling Valentino


 No.209873

>>209870

I would but they would have to come from the Mr Big section at Target.


 No.209874

File: 6b5a4597f0ed57b⋯.png (31.05 KB, 203x241, 203:241, 6b5a4597f0ed57b3305b0875aa….png)

>>209870

Some 5xl trackies will do nicely


 No.209875

>>209867

can you buy me some piss bottles if you win?

I'm running out, and I don't want to have to leave the cave


 No.209876

Horrified Aboriginal wank


 No.209877

Xvideos embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.209878

>>209873

i would prefer it from Johnny Bigg but if i have to go to target i will.


 No.209879

>>209878

Ed Shearer is having a going out of business sale.


 No.209880

>>209877

Beautiful NEET King


 No.209881

>>209879

Isn't that the singing britbing ranga


 No.209882

>>209881

the clothing chain maybe i have the name wrong i dont know anymore


 No.209883

>>209878

>Johnny Bigg

I would let you pick two items online and everything else would come from Target or an a physical store so we can fit them on together


 No.209884

>>209880

That's

>Meanwhile at NK's


 No.209885

>>209872

>balancing a can on your leg

Very risky behaviour, neet


 No.209886

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.209887

>>209883

I love the idea of executive NEETs going on a shopping trip. The other shoppers would tremble before us.


 No.209888

>>209886

perfect for that aboriginal porn collection


 No.209889

File: 6f8215906824c1f⋯.png (1.47 MB, 994x570, 497:285, 6f8215906824c1fb8426d198b3….png)


 No.209890

i wonder how long some NEETs here have search the internet for the perfect aboriginal picture.


 No.209891

File: ccddfcc27e33f30⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 2836x2000, 709:500, c6bbd2f84daf04684f45019136….jpg)

>>209890

Already have it m8


 No.209892

File: 0817de655cbb990⋯.jpg (234.02 KB, 940x529, 940:529, sexyabo.jpg)


 No.209893

>>209890

the tale goes that neet king accidentally deleted the only copy of it during an intense goon binge


 No.209894

>>209892

I reckon those two would make beautiful kids together.


 No.209895

i dont like abbos


 No.209896

The first white settlers got a lot of boong pussy


 No.209897


 No.209898

>>209895

abbos don't like you neither


 No.209899

>>209894

They are both bottoms.


 No.209900

>>209898

Then maybe you should get of centrelink then


 No.209901

>>209899

i guess NK is going to have a fun night, isnt he?


 No.209902

palindromic digitz

SPACE JAM NIGGER!1!


 No.209903

File: 425c2487f9f4853⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.21 MB, 600x800, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.209904

>>209903

terrible post


 No.209905

File: 99e92c9a0b531c7⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.209906

bough my powerball ticket


 No.209907

>>209906

>bough

deck the halls with boughs of powerball tickets

fa la la la la


 No.209908

File: 27d5a86bc07d039⋯.png (237.36 KB, 640x604, 160:151, lememefrog.png)


 No.209909

Anyone itt depressed


 No.209910

File: 08ce6989fad4383⋯.jpg (165.77 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, dapperNEET.jpg)


 No.209911

Anyone itt want a cone


 No.209912

>>209911

Only if it is filled with vanilla ice cream


 No.209913

>>209911

I'd rather a Zooper Dooper


 No.209914

File: eb2dc6cf38e0d26⋯.png (110.77 KB, 444x507, 148:169, 751cbcbdd86d3a517c8460b922….png)

>>209911

>>209912

One of these please.


 No.209915

>>209913

What colour?


 No.209916

>>209915

a fukin green one like i wanted yesterday


 No.209917

>>209916

REEEEEEE


 No.209918

>>209914

that's the stuff


 No.209919

File: bff6ae2efe95f18⋯.png (1.75 MB, 720x960, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

210000 should appear in this thread if I am not mistaken.


 No.209920

>>209919

very big brained math neet


 No.209921

Anyone itt impressed?


 No.209922

>>209921

Yeah, What are you impressed about?


 No.209923

>>209921

I am repressed


 No.209924

>>209905

Post more


 No.209925

>>209922

Those digits.


 No.209926

>>209923

Anally repressed?


 No.209927

>>209925

Thanks, you know i got them half price.


 No.209928

>>209926

anally tumesced


 No.209929

>>209919

Is that Weber?


 No.209930

>>209928

Severely impressed you used the word tumesced


 No.209931


 No.209932

>>209924

grindrNEET you need to restrain your lusts.


 No.209933

>>209930

Thanks, I had to mug another neet to get a hold of it


 No.209934

>>209919

The wisdom of the council knows all.


 No.209935

>>209929

i see you dont know your NEET lore. Weber is an AI built by NK, to one day enslave all the white dogs in australia.


 No.209936

>>209932

Is someone using their powers for wrong?


 No.209937

>>209936

We only have one gay NEET.


 No.209938

File: 5beb1323f3c14d9⋯.jpg (69.95 KB, 640x428, 160:107, dr.jpg)

>>209935

I hear ya bro


 No.209939

>>209937

That doesn't answer my question.


 No.209940

>>209937

Allow one hole and suddenly your submarine is full of them


 No.209941

what colour would the NEET submarine be?


 No.209942

>>209941

White, but not because we're all racists


 No.209943

Ss depression


 No.209944

>>209943

SSS you mean


 No.209945

>>209944

HRH NK you mean


 No.209946

Would throwing a goon bag at the virgin vessel work or would it just fall into the water unpunctured?


 No.209947

>>209946

It would, as would the hapless NEET who threw it.


 No.209948

>>209945

That's the name of the missle destroyer.


 No.209949

>>209948

When did the Council sign off on that?!


 No.209950

I need to eat better


 No.209951

He fires the long-range missiles at the homes of boongs to make them poor so they have to work for him.


 No.209952

>>209950

To create bigger poos?


 No.209953

>>209951

Those homes are owned by the government mate


 No.209954


 No.209955

>>209952

To treat my depression


 No.209956

>>209955

KFC m8


 No.209957

>>209953

But it destroys their precious goon and emus.


 No.209958

>>209955

Dan's always there for you m8. Did you see him today?


 No.209959

What happens if NEETs end up some kind of world power, and then NK attends a G7 summit and rapes another world leader?


 No.209960

>>209959

The other world leader will have a sore bottom


 No.209961

>>209959

He'll bring goon prices down and he'll make China pay for it.


 No.209962

>>209960

It could lead to war or tendie sanctions


 No.209963

>>209962

But he could claim diplomatic immunity


 No.209964

>>209959

Would that leader be Donald or Kim?


 No.209965

>>209964

The Canadian poof


 No.209966

>>209965

It's not rape if he consents


 No.209967

>>209966

Fair point


 No.209968

What about Merkel ?

I hear she had her holes sown up but NK would still get in.


 No.209969

>>209968

He always sneaks a way in.


 No.209970

>>209968

She's on the way out this year.


 No.209971

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB, 200x320, 5:8, 193cba67f07caf4d496592e7a0….png)

>>209968

Craig will distract her while I surgically open up her asshole with anaesthetics


 No.209972

>>209970

She must have been warned


 No.209973

File: 04708e6cf9aea9c⋯.jpg (39.47 KB, 650x366, 325:183, images(56).jpg)

The last g7 meeting went well


 No.209974

>>209971

Disturbing.


 No.209975

>australian tv

when will this meme end?


 No.209976

>>209974

Craig is experienced in this matter.


 No.209977

>>209975

for me it will when the qt reporter leaves the local news station


 No.209978

File: b5ea88cc5285aca⋯.png (698.18 KB, 986x597, 986:597, fuck.png)

>tfw took too long to make this but I'm posting it anyway


 No.209979

>>209977

Whos the reporter?


 No.209980

>>209978

very nice


 No.209981

>>209978

Well memed


 No.209982

>>209979

Kevin Crease


 No.209983

>>209978

Good work m8


 No.209984


 No.209985


 No.209986

>>209982

Yummy!


 No.209987

File: a91c915aadba973⋯.jpg (41.94 KB, 500x492, 125:123, 83830275[1].jpg)

Fucking 17th already.

New years was about 2 days ago, how does this happen ?


 No.209988

I hope boong wizard is prepared for his big moment


 No.209989

Are you guys getting your posts ready?


 No.209990

>>209987

>tfw gf2019 is already 1/24th over


 No.209991

I am masturbating furiously

I shall climax on the quads


 No.209992

>>209989

I'm not. I'm going to bed as soon as it drops.


 No.209993

Have a cone


 No.209994

>>209992

old man neet


 No.209995

Post already FFS


 No.209996

The tension is killing me


 No.209997

Haha have a bong mate


 No.209998

A BONG!!!!


 No.209999

big abo poo


 No.210000

File: 0d904d8285f091a⋯.jpg (1.95 MB, 4593x3264, 1531:1088, 1416914651486.jpg)

This numbers is secret womans business unna.


 No.210001

File: dba431142486792⋯.png (81.08 KB, 210x180, 7:6, BoongWizard.png)

YA FARKUZ DESE MY QUODS OR QUINTS

WOIT CARNT

WOIT CARNT


 No.210002

goddamn


 No.210003

>>210001

It's time for you to go to a wizard retirement home


 No.210004


 No.210005

>>210001

The women stole your get


 No.210006

Fucking boong slags


 No.210007

>both quads in the same second

I smell counsel shenaniganery


 No.210008

>>210003

That's twice failed by boong wizard

Third time and the rainbow serpent eats him


 No.210009

File: d2093b1e3450983⋯.jpg (7.22 KB, 249x249, 1:1, oslw40urqqey[1].jpg)

>>210007

Hmmmm….


 No.210010

>>210008

is that a euphemism?


 No.210011

>>210007

You need serious evidence before declaring shenanigans, m8.


 No.210012

Palindromic get

A pleasant trip for all NEETs


 No.210013

>>210008

Oh well.


 No.210014

>>210010

Nope, big fuck off snake painted like the poofta flag will eat him


 No.210015

But seriously, have a cone


 No.210016

>>209990

DELETE THIS


 No.210017

>>210011

I believe him wholeheartedly with no evidence whatsoever


 No.210018

Actually, boong wizards post COULD be taken to him knowing he was being fucked over on both posts and objecting

He saw the shenanigans


 No.210019

>>210018

Don't make excuses for the decrepit old fool.


 No.210020

>>210018

Boong Psychic


 No.210021

>>210019

Until someone finds young boong wizard he's all we got


 No.210022

>>210018

He is truly one with the force.


 No.210023

>>210021

Somebody mentally scarred all the apprentices so we're out of luck


 No.210024

Can you vacuum seal a prostitute?


 No.210025

>>210024

a concerning post


 No.210026

File: 641bcb517246902⋯.png (408.97 KB, 471x442, 471:442, BoongHairyPothead.png)

>>210023

I found boong harry potter


 No.210027

>>210026

You're a coon Harry!


 No.210028

>>210024

Fuck off AFP


 No.210029


 No.210030


 No.210031

>>210024

Like in a bag or vacuum seal her orifices ?


 No.210032

>>210031

Everything.


 No.210033

>>210032

I can't see why not

You'd need a pretty big plastic bag though


 No.210034

Oh, this is a dead prostitute right ?

And not a fetish thing ?


 No.210035

>>210034

Whichever way it starts it will end as both


 No.210036

How do you think the relationship between nk and monk is these days as competitors for top boong


 No.210037

File: 5ec0d865871ae04⋯.jpg (104.42 KB, 505x671, 505:671, Fang_Zar.jpg)

File: 1ecdca2eabee0fc⋯.jpg (67.86 KB, 420x600, 7:10, Fangzar.jpg)

File: 1416122e821a713⋯.jpg (128.88 KB, 490x955, 98:191, FangZar_CVD.jpg)

File: 72c075213143c44⋯.jpg (71.17 KB, 700x309, 700:309, Npep3delsceneconfrontchanc….jpg)

I believe i have found pictures of NK in his council robes.


 No.210038

>>210036

You mean mong?


 No.210039

File: 667195b3d735563⋯.png (1.29 MB, 960x639, 320:213, 24129665_1975834732657014_….png)

>>209909

Yes

Picked up mummybot from the station, went to the supermarket, might help her make dinner

>>209910

I remember remaking this image

>>209911

Wouldn't mind a joint tbh


 No.210040

File: 68343fff405a799⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ClipboardImage.png)

>>210037

Those images are fakes, This is acovertly taken image of NK at a council meeting


 No.210041

>>210040

We use wheelchairs in our old age to conserve energy for rape


 No.210042

>>210041

For your 30th can we have a NEET up party?


 No.210043

>>210042

We can all camp on shires block

Tbh I'm a little offended he hasn't opened up the commune


 No.210044

>>210043

>I Know That Feel

I could wake up and wave to you.


 No.210045

>>210043

We will just have to occupy it


 No.210046

>>210043

I am dispointed he hasn't told is where it is.


 No.210047

>>210043

I don't have a block of land, that was some other NEET.


 No.210048

>>210036

Monk surely knows his place


 No.210049

>>210047

I am still disappointed in that NEET.


 No.210050

File: ac59fb14066b8fa⋯.jpg (5.72 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20181026_162329.jpg)

>>210047

Got a block of export?


 No.210051

>>210050

Nah, I've never seen it here.


 No.210052

What is the bogan beer brand in NSW?


 No.210053

>>210050

>having a random three month old picture of alcohol to reply to tangentially related posts with

You're a wonder, neeto


 No.210054

>>210052

Dan can post you emus m8.


 No.210055

>>210052

Tooheys


 No.210056

>>210053

Every good NEET should have a NK folder m8


 No.210057

RECTAL


 No.210058

PROLAPSE


 No.210059

Somersby.


 No.210060

File: 4b67a2022289f12⋯.jpg (114.11 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, 4b67a2022289f12d4efa8c3a9c….jpg)

>>209990

To real neets, days are all pretty much the same. Me, I'm prepping for gf2020


 No.210061

>>210056

I stopped organizing my neet gen pics into folders three years ago


 No.210062

File: 2d7538809256b65⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 32.71 KB, 678x452, 3:2, images(6).jpg)

>>210060

I'm working on gf 2045

The future will be very different


 No.210063

>>210061

I just have a Dan and NK folder that I keep updated.


 No.210064

File: 0538f1e8c66ce9c⋯.jpg (222.99 KB, 2048x1382, 1024:691, kotolipps.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.210065

>>210062

It worries when you get new pictures from that site m8


 No.210066

>>210064

Gook night.


 No.210067

I have started posting shit I find on half Chan on tahlia


 No.210068

>>210065

Everyone has them


 No.210069

Emu is like 52 bucks at my Dan's


 No.210070

File: 560b2f21dde4027⋯.png (42.19 KB, 1488x454, 744:227, folder.png)

>>210063

Still trying to get mine into order.


 No.210071

>>210070

You store Dan's you don't share?


 No.210072

>>210070

>unreleased OC

What are you holding back on us?


 No.210073

bottoms of exotic aboriginality wobbling in the sun


 No.210074

>>210069

You must live in one of those remote communities


 No.210075

File: 6ca294fd8d3650b⋯.jpg (243.03 KB, 594x396, 3:2, 542639150.jpg)

ARGHHYAYAYAYA


 No.210076


 No.210077

>>210075

>Meanwhile at NK's


 No.210078

>>210075

I didn't notice the noongar on the floor at first.


 No.210079

>>210078

Something very bad is about to happen to him


 No.210080

Time for a post Bacardi pre goon cone


 No.210081

>>210078

Fuck, I have seen that picture many times and never saw him. When the lights go, NK disappears into darkness.


 No.210082

File: c9e3e01c97c1b78⋯.jpeg (12.36 KB, 320x214, 160:107, images (51).jpeg)


 No.210083

>>210080

Why are you drinking boong star premium?


 No.210084

File: 2e9f7aeed0bbcfa⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 68343fff405a799fff2cc17b31….png)

>>210040

A closer analysis of the image allows us to reveal the identities of each councilor


 No.210085

>>210084

Weber resigned from the council.


 No.210086

File: 944158fc5a9f7ac⋯.png (318.52 KB, 479x320, 479:320, 944158fc5a9f7acd168b6c03f3….png)

>>210085

One does not simply resign from the council. Once you join, you cannot leave.


 No.210087

>>210060

>cross-country skiing skis

your hobby?


 No.210088

I have not seen much of my boy Cruisey today.


 No.210089

>>210088

I heard he's having a wank


 No.210090

>>210089

You heard wrong. He would never.


 No.210091

>>210090

I doubt neets with gf's wank much, except at charity events.


 No.210092

>>210091

They still have jack off the dog


 No.210093

>>209711

I used to get their frozen 4 pack pies, they are crud.


 No.210094

>>210086

Hotwheels is on the NEET Council ?


 No.210095

>>209723

I can see it.


 No.210096

>>209730

Kim could never pull off the red rape pants look.


 No.210097

>>210094

No one remembers him, he's probably dead


 No.210098

>>209735

I have a feeling he may have been recruited.


 No.210099

I didn't win the PowerBall. Sorry NEETs.


 No.210100

>>210098

Not true.


 No.210101

>>209745

Mate, that isn't how you make friends.


 No.210102


 No.210103

>>210102

Hmm to you too Boo-Boo.


 No.210104

>>209763

I bet you come back or never left


 No.210105

>>210098

He wasn't recruited. He is the one who recruits.


 No.210106

>>209783

>a nice sensual relationship with cuddling and fucking that goes both ways

You are asking for too much.


 No.210107

>>210099

I dub thee NoBalls NEET


 No.210108

Talking about gays, I stayed at work til a bit past 7 then my boss asked me out for dinner with the general manager. We went to a flash bar, it was ok I was still in my suit. We had a meal, I had muscles, I tried to pay but he has a tab at the place and it was already paid for. He had some very fancy 22 year old malt scotch, the shit that weber can't afford, I had a sip of it, it was actually a weird type of sour. I've never tried anything like it before.


 No.210109

>>210108

>he has a tab at the place

This guy flies pretty high for someone who works in the not-for-profit disability sector.


 No.210110

>>209793

You won't find a gay that will take you clothes shopping at a toilet.


 No.210111

>>210109

He wars a 15k ring.


 No.210112

>>210111

Very poor price to satisfaction ratio on a purchase like that.


 No.210113

>>210110

Sometimes they will ask if they can keep your underwear.


 No.210114

>>209829

He sent me a very funny text today.

I had the cannelloni for lunch.


 No.210115

>>210114

I hope you had a sharp knife.


 No.210116

>>210112

They operate on a scale I don't understand. He does do a lot of charity stuff. He has given a lot of people stuff, today he lent a support worker a grand to go to his mums funeral. He doesn't care if it gets paid back. When I started there was a participant that was out of funding and they needed a lot of shifts. Ended up costing him $48k out of his own pocket.


 No.210117

>>210115

I did.


 No.210118

>>210116

Is it possible he steals?


 No.210119

>>209839

>the superpowers are real

Good job NEET


 No.210120

>>210118

He does consulting and people will pay a lot to have someone else write policies and procedures for them.


 No.210121

This >>209859 is the text he sent me. That is enough to sway my vote.


 No.210122

>>210121

His meme game is strong. He deserves our votes.


 No.210123

>>209891

That is not the perfect aboriginal picture. I have the perfect one but I will not share it.


 No.210124


 No.210125

>>209911

I feel like a ice cream truck sherbet cone.


 No.210126

>>209859

Pure chutzpah. Surely the neet council's propaganda section can make a Clive Palmer merchant meme.


 No.210127

>>209937

And a lot of NEETs that lend a hand or more


 No.210128

>>210126

He doesn't want your money, he wants your pies.


 No.210129

>>210125

The perfect way to end a big gay night.


 No.210130

>>210108

Are you being groomed, neet?


 No.210131

>>210130

I think he enjoys the attention.


 No.210132

>>210012

Thank you.


 No.210133

>>210131

I.. er.


 No.210134

Just saw this and lol'd >>>/tahlia/


 No.210135

>>210130

Maybe I'm grooming him. I just told him that my rings tighter than what 15k can get him.


 No.210136

Do you people still love niggers and faggots? I haven't been here for a while.


 No.210137

>No Karen

>No goodnight gook girl

>Lots of literal fag talk

Thread has fallen to new depths of fail. I'm out. Goodnight neets.


 No.210138

Does anyone here know where I can download the full film of "The Story of the Kelly Gang"?


 No.210139


 No.210140

>>210136

And also Jews.

Jews rock!


 No.210141

File: 92ea4c4ce48cb63⋯.jpg (76.63 KB, 620x413, 620:413, 675.jpg)

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night to you all. I stayed up late watching a baseball stream.

Goodnight to my tight ring NEET.


 No.210142

File: afe5f2f6345c005⋯.jpeg (26.39 KB, 314x468, 157:234, images (49).jpeg)

>>210137

I just sucked the biggest, blackest cock…


 No.210143

>>210138

The film from 1906?


 No.210144


 No.210145

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>210144

My research indicates most of the film has been lost. The attached YouTube may be all that is left of it.


 No.210146

>>210145

That's a real bloody shame, it's a pretty important part of our history.

Cheers for the find though mate, I appreciate it.


 No.210147

>>210137

Night, hopefully we can come up with better posts for tomorrow.


 No.210148

>>210141

I'm off to bed too, sweet dreams not recruitment NEET


 No.210149


 No.210150

Big poo


 No.210151

Hard rape


 No.210152

GOOOD EVENING NEETS

>>210137

>>210082

>>209978

>>209890

>>209890

lel

i really was feeling very bad tonight. I

ve just been smoking cones and fapping nonstop like a degenerate but yeah just felt like shit thinking about twohoes and procrastinating

this thread is fucking hilarous the idea of this neet cunts all having an ABBO PICS folder hahahahhaha


 No.210153

>>209523

how do i get neetbux? (serious question)


 No.210154

>>210153

You go to cenno


 No.210155

>>210153

You get raped


 No.210156

File: add5dea85aba69f⋯.gif (89.43 KB, 600x600, 1:1, me every night of my life.gif)

My new favourite hobby is trawling through dating sites looking at the profiles of women


 No.210158

Finished the cask and a pack of biscuits,going to bed now. Night Night NEETs


 No.210159

Morning.

Another sweaty night.


 No.210160

>>210108

>the shit that weber can't afford

I wish you wouldn't make these statements. I've never claimed to be wealthy. I grew up in the poorest suburb in Adelaide FFS.

>>210118

This is my suspicion.


 No.210161

>>210156

Stops being fun when you look at what they're all seeking and realise you're the exact opposite.


 No.210162

Won $81.05 on the powerballs. 4+PB on one line and 2+PB on another.


 No.210163

Good Morning guys,


 No.210164

>>210162

Time for you to fund the NEET commune


 No.210165

>>210164

What size tarpaulin would you like?


 No.210166

>>210052

VB because NSW doesn't have a proper state beer


 No.210167

>>210165

I want the one that protects my bum from NK


 No.210168

>>210160

So was Jimmy Barnes

What's your point, we all know you're loaded Weber


 No.210170

>>210152

>not having an about folder

Degenerate


 No.210171

>>210167

Sorry m8, $81.05 only buys 2 square inches of armour plated steel.

You could try jamming it up there I suppose


 No.210172

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

>>210162

I'll be seeing you this morning for your regular 9 o'clock appointment. By one of those amazing coincidences, we just happen to have some fancy scotch which costs $81. Nothing happens by accident my friend, Kek wants you to have that scotch.


 No.210173

File: 9ffdf66c130fa56⋯.png (56.78 KB, 206x519, 206:519, wis.png)


 No.210174

Good morning neets. Contemplating the nature of neets - how many neets with technical skills do we have? I recall one of us was an infosec security guy.


 No.210175

>>210174

I can drive a forklift


 No.210177

>>210175

Have you ever been in a forklift accident?


 No.210178

>>210177

When I was first learning to drive one I slammed the mast into an archway, knocked a bunch of bricks and cement down on me.

Nearly shat my pants at the time.


 No.210179

>>210162

Buy some Zooper Doopers


 No.210180

All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.


 No.210181

>>210174

I can drink a Goon bag in under 3 minutes


 No.210182

>>210160

Sorry, I was just being a smart arse.


 No.210183

>>210181

That's impressive


 No.210184

>>210160

Also, it was so you could take notice of the scotch bit. The sour taste was pretty cool, do all good whiskey taste like that? It also didn't burn much at all.


 No.210185

>tfw you may have inadvertently offended someone.


 No.210186

>>210185

It is only Weber.


 No.210187

>>210185

>tfw offensive


 No.210188

Good morning NEETs. I had a disrupted night courtesy of Doggo and his responses to some thunder. Then I wanted to sleep in but he was very insistent I get up. He was jumping on me and everything. What a monster.

First morning without coffee. Feeling peculiar.


 No.210189

File: bb2f0bfc4ae1520⋯.png (3.4 MB, 1248x1749, 416:583, ClipboardImage.png)

>>210174

>>210163

>>210159

Good morning friends.

Having another late start.


 No.210190


 No.210191

>>210186

No. We are all vital parts of this.


 No.210192

>>210189

Good morning my friend.

>>210190

mornin'


 No.210193

>>210191

Getting offended is just a passive aggressive tactic to try and upset you.


 No.210194

>>210188

Good morning dear.


 No.210195

>>210193

No it's not

How dare you say that


 No.210196

>>210195

Please.. I'm sorry.


 No.210197

>>210193

It works.

Losing NEETs from this board is very traumatic.


 No.210198

>>210197

I will get you a new NEET from Aus/pol/ as a replacement.


 No.210199

>>210188

I didn't have a coffee in the morning yesterday but ended up having one at work, I'm having half a cup today. I'm also having breakfast for the second day in a row. It is very hard to eat at this time. I'm having special K type flakes.


 No.210200

>>210197

I still think there's probably 2 or 3 NEETs sitting in old threads waiting for that next post


 No.210201

>>210199

>special K type flakes

Very healthy and filling.


 No.210202

>>210198

There's so much work to get them adjusted and in the end their best potential outcome might only be as good as sperg

That's a lot of effort for not a whole lot of return.


 No.210203

>>210202

If the council approved my "merciless beating of new people" strategy it would go much easier.


 No.210204

>>210201

I am worried that if I go to work without something to thicken up my guts I will be producing muscle farts all day.

If it was other guys it might be ok but I feel weird farting around women and homos.


 No.210205

>>210203

"mercilessly* beating off* new people"


 No.210206

>>210204

>If it was other guys it might be ok but I feel weird farting around women

IKTF

When I was in warehousing I would leave my office and go out in the warehouse to fart

Usually next to one of the blokes, lol


 No.210207

>>210205

That time when a misplaced "f" becomes important


 No.210208

The downside of being the go to guy

Now they contact me rather than the after hours phone.


 No.210209

>>210202

I will recruit Cricketchad to deal with sperg.


 No.210210

>>210204

>something to thicken up my guts

I am not sure that is solid science mate.

Also *mussels


 No.210211

>>210209

I will recruit Cricketsperg to deal with chad.


 No.210212

>>210208

You need to set boundaries for yourself or ask for a raise.


 No.210213

>>210123

Lies it was deleted during that wank binge when too much goon was consumed.


 No.210214

>>210200

>tfw The lost NEETs


 No.210215

>>210213

>during that wank binge when too much goon was consumed

That could be any day in 8chans existence


 No.210216

>>210210

Muscle farts are what you get when you have the glutes of a god, I thought you'd understand since your Jude squats.


 No.210217

>>210215

That's why recovering it is so difficult.


 No.210218

>tfw havent had a shower need to iron clothes and do the bits and pieces and I'm just sitting here muscle farting. Need to leave in about 20./


 No.210219

>>210216

>the glutes of a god

Gods don't get glute rashes mate.


 No.210220

>>210218

Hop in the shower big boy.


 No.210221

Did that NEET replace his leaking garden tap the other day?


 No.210222

>>210219

Have you not heard of Thor ?

God of Thunderous Farts


 No.210223

>>210184

Scotch whisky doesn't normally taste sour. Did you make note of what you were drinking?


 No.210224

>>210223

Almost sounds like a bourbon you had. Particulary given you mentioned it being malted.


 No.210225

>>210223

I did think it was a bit thick white and slimy for whisky


 No.210226

In the note, the driver acknowledges hitting the woman’s car, before adding: “You have an Aboriginal sticker on your car so the government probs paid for it out of my taxes. Happy Australia Day. I’m not sorry as well.”

The note has no name or contact information, but is signed “2019 One Nation”.

https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/disturbing-racist-note-left-on-elderly-aboriginal-womans-car/news-story/c58533d6302bcf3d2c60246db94e1c12


 No.210227

>>210226

I thought there was a chance it wasn't a hoax until I saw how it was signed.


 No.210228

>>210227

Might have been Hortler


 No.210229

>>210227

You'll know it was fake when it gets memoryholed in a day or three.


 No.210230

GOOD MORNING NEETs and Karen

I take it we didn't win the Powerball? It's interesting I bought 200x tickets and just had them in my cart without paying and viewed them after the numbers were drawn, cost over $150 and I won nothing. No numbers matched. Shows just how much normies pay on that shit. On the flipside I probably would be borderline suicidal if I had drawn the number and it was in my cart. I never really came close to hoarding a bunch of Bitcoins in 2009-2012 but I suppose losing them would be a similar thing.


 No.210231

>>210230

Good morning.


 No.210232

>>210230

Yeah the dream of the NEET commune is dead. Didnt even make enough to cover the cost of the tickets.


 No.210233

>>210223

I asked but his mate bought it and wouldn't tell. He said it was 22y/o and malt. It had a very clear colour for a whiskey. I think it was scotch because he was sniffing it and trying to work it out and said that and the mate didn't correct him.


 No.210234

>>210219

BUM RASH GOD


 No.210235

>>210233

You drank a mystery fluid provided to you by a homosexual.


 No.210236

>>210230

Good morning, ready for another day of literal fag talk?


 No.210237

File: c4699947828d300⋯.jpg (66.64 KB, 852x480, 71:40, nom.jpg)

>>210232

We might have to lower our standards a bit, and start off with something like this


 No.210238

>>210235

I aim to please. I was not expecting to wake up an hour late though and feeling groggy.


 No.210239

>>210237

>Seppo trailer park tier

Yeah nah.


 No.210240

>>210233

Does the restaurant have an online menu?


 No.210241


 No.210242

>>210241

Sicily is mafia turf.


 No.210243

>>210242

They kill one of our guys, we kill ten of theirs. Bada boom bada bing! Capiche?


 No.210244

15 min late so far, need to rush now.

Have a good one.


 No.210245

File: e586535523c7bfd⋯.jpg (5.9 MB, 4160x3120, 4:3, IMG_20190117_144237.jpg)

>>210166

Yeh vb wasn't that nice


 No.210246

>>210244

Have a nice day. See you when you get back. Try and post a cheerless depressing lunch pic today please. It is all I can wank to any more.


 No.210247

>>210172

Dan doesn't say kek


 No.210248

>>210199

I have to drink decaff coffee because you can't take dexies and caffeine at the same time


 No.210249

File: 11e81efe03d1dc0⋯.png (118.92 KB, 757x474, 757:474, LordDan.png)


 No.210250

>>210248

Surely 60mg of caffeine is nothing compared to what the dexi meth is doing?


 No.210251


 No.210252

Lovely little morning shower in the humid weather today.


 No.210253

>>210252

Golden.


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 No.210255

>>210254

Fruity


 No.210256

>tfw unwell

Had to do a fasting blood test this morning and almost fainted. Got up to stand on the weight and said "I feel light headed". Lost my vision completely and took 20 minutes or more before I could physically get myself to leave.


 No.210257

Desperately waiting for a call back about a job


 No.210258

>>210257

Go to Dan's and he'll prescribe you something to help make the time flow faster.


 No.210259

>>210258

>Dr Dan, Time Lord


 No.210260

File: 3db736da399acba⋯.jpg (79.05 KB, 940x627, 940:627, 227.jpg)

>Ngiyampaa elder Beryl Carmichael says her water isn't fit to drink


 No.210261

>>210260

I wouldn't drink some old boong ladies "water" anyway


 No.210262

>>210260

Tell her to go on the goon or boong standard if she's worried about her weight


 No.210263

Goon morning

>>210174

I have many computer skills from being a hikki since I was 14. I would get a job but muh degrees and muh experience.

>>210188

My dog loses it with thunder too, starts shaking and opens the closet door to hide in there.

>>210230

Fuck, thats some bad luck m8. Sounds like it's rigged tbh.


 No.210264

I am back in from today's power rack session. I was doing my pitching practice afterwards and disaster struck. I missed the mattress and the ball went through the shed window. Glass everywhere. I couldn't find the ball afterwards either. It must have gone over the fence and been lost in the mass of ivy over there.

After the disaster I picked myself up and threw another bucket of balls. I can't let myself be deterred.


 No.210265

>>210263

I wish all my doggo did was hide when there was thunder. Instead he tries to dig through the carpet or tries to dig through all the cables behind the computer. I have to get up to stop him I have no choice.


 No.210266

I just had sex


 No.210267


 No.210268

>>210264

Now you have a garden tap AND a window to replace.


 No.210269

>>210268

I don't think I will bother replacing the window.


 No.210270

>>210269

Could use that aperature to install the airconditioner for the Possums.


 No.210271

File: ea32039698572d9⋯.png (509.2 KB, 477x700, 477:700, ClipboardImage.png)

>>210209

>>210211

I will recruit NKs cousin to deal with Cricketchad

26 degrees today in Shitbourne, should go check if I won the powerball.


 No.210272

>>210264

You're becoming a hardened warrior


 No.210273

>>210271

Someone in Sydney won it.


 No.210274

>>210266

gross.


 No.210275

>>210273

Maybe I still won a few hundred, that would be nice.


 No.210276

File: 6c7fb1c32d2d5cc⋯.jpg (62.71 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 5fb33f18f3a3ca49bb1b01a972….jpg)

Time for some tasty African goon NEETs


 No.210277

>>210276

That's for sambos.


 No.210278


 No.210280


 No.210281

File: ed2072accdc6ec3⋯.jpg (42.45 KB, 474x608, 237:304, download (72).jpg)

>>210277

It's for him


 No.210282

File: 9874e47eb1f1764⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1366x442, 683:221, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.210283

>>210281

Why not call it just Coon's?


 No.210284

Big


 No.210285

Abo


 No.210286

bum


 No.210287

Poo




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