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The bored four Aussie neats
Winner of the 71st Attention-Hungry Games
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File: befee4769d3a063⋯.jpg (43.17 KB, 409x409, 1:1, download (84).jpg)

 No.219341

Because some of you NEETs seem to love that wog shit.

OLD: >>218591

 No.219344

2 months and 10 days till a special guys birthday


 No.219345

Not a fan of lasagna, personally


 No.219347

Pulled out all the stops with this thread.


 No.219348

Good lasagna is ok, bad is awful


 No.219350

>>219349

concerning post


 No.219351

>>219349

jej, rip


 No.219352

>>219341

I just eat it because my childhood hero, Garfield, ate it. Come to think of it, I've turned out a lot like Garfield.


 No.219353

>>219352

I've turned out more like Jon


 No.219354

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>219352

have you watched this


 No.219355

>>219353

I've turned out like John Blyth Barrymore


 No.219356

>>219352

>>219353

Garfield embodies the NEET spirit while Jon embodies the wagie spirit.


 No.219357

>>219356

Impotence


 No.219358

Tfw munchies but only have chicken and vegetables and cant be bothered cooking again


 No.219359

>>219356

It's the smug pepe / feelsbadman pepe dichotomy


 No.219360

>>219359

It is indeed.


 No.219361

>>219356

I've just noticed that Jim Davis's wikipedia article claims he's jewish. Is nothing sacred anymore?


 No.219362

File: 9e0783795c7654d⋯.jpg (96.59 KB, 555x460, 111:92, 9e0783795c7654d20f4c0ff735….jpg)

Imagine if there was some major ASIO psyop sting and they managed to force all the ausneets into some kind of mandatory sperg rehab and it was just one big neetup except we couldnt really leave

Scary


 No.219363

>>219362

Sounds more like a sperg concentration camp


 No.219364

>>219362

>scary

only if they took away the goon


 No.219365

>>219364

They would

They'd only give nk 2 dexies a day too so we couldnt all have one big dexie fest


 No.219366

>>219349

Himmler would spin in his grave if he knew you were lusting after his child daughter. sick fuck faggot piece of niggershit


 No.219367

>>219365

>locked up with a pissed off rapeneet for an unspecified amount of time

NEETGod help those unlucky neets


 No.219368

>>219365

>Implying NK wouldn't be in on it the whole time and ends up being the interrogator, all because ASIO gave him 20 dexies


 No.219369

File: 3f913cebcc158f3⋯.png (23.86 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 3f913cebcc158f3f6492702c57….png)

>>219363

>sperg concentration camp

You're already posting in it, and have been for a long time.


 No.219370

Watched a terrible movie, it was a new robin hood.

Absolutely dreadful.


 No.219371

>>219369

Now that I've realised this I can leave, r-right?


 No.219372

Comment


 No.219373

File: e4f3a0d344095d3⋯.jpeg (7.55 KB, 225x225, 1:1, danmmm.jpeg)

>>219371

Sure you can leave

See you back tomorrow


 No.219374

File: cc3887d8b17a56f⋯.png (7.9 KB, 244x206, 122:103, bigwojak.png)


 No.219375

File: 04b83cba54b936f⋯.png (247.56 KB, 680x451, 680:451, e5ed18191d6f7685ccd67ee1ce….png)

>tfw don't feel anything anymore


 No.219376

>>219375

Stick your penis on a hot surface and you'll be pleasantly surprised


 No.219377

>>219375

Experiment with vegetables.


 No.219378

I've eaten like a swine today.


 No.219379

>>219378

good it'll help build ~fat~ muscle


 No.219380

>>219378

bigboi


 No.219381

>>219378

Do you have a trough?


 No.219382

Sudden onset of memories of Melbourne.

I feel sorry for you NEETs.


 No.219383

File: 1a1d6749f4906cc⋯.png (231.18 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Good night friends.


 No.219384

>>219383

Good night neet. Don't let the tfw depressed bugs bite


 No.219385

File: ff022730f8fe8a9⋯.jpg (202.49 KB, 900x900, 1:1, danlasagna.jpg)

love me some lasagna and goon, don't care what you wog haters think


 No.219386

>>219385

Good lord


 No.219387

>>219385

Impotence


 No.219388

File: ea87356f0f1037d⋯.png (2.38 MB, 1357x738, 1357:738, TheCrop.png)

File: ac04efbffdf2b22⋯.png (657.12 KB, 463x642, 463:642, CropBits.png)

Finally finished.

Big buds dangling,big bowl of nuggets,a tray of trim and a bucket of leaf.


 No.219389

>>219388

Fug, that's a fair bit of weed.


 No.219390

>>219389

Yep.Won't know for a few days till it's dry but I think my guesses may have been pretty good.


 No.219391

>>219388

very nice, we're all proud of you NEET


 No.219392

>>219388

Can I have an ounce on tick bro


 No.219393

anyone else notice archive.is isn't available in AUS anymore? I tried it with a VPN and it worked.


 No.219394

>>219391

Thanks m8, sorry for all the posts but I've only 2 other people to show it to.

Ones a non smoker and the others a professional grower.

>>219392

No probs m8, I'll meet you by the joondie Dans dumpsters at 10


 No.219395

>>219393

nevermind NEETs I'm just being a fucking flathead and typing it wrong


 No.219396

>>219395

>>219393

Did you smoke all that weed already?


 No.219397

File: cb086369e083193⋯.png (495.89 KB, 587x393, 587:393, cfb0115bb60df04df66e853f3a….png)


 No.219398

File: 5001fd62bd3aa4b⋯.jpg (53.17 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 1477090649001.jpg)

I finally started exercising again. Feels good to have sore muscles and constantly stretch them


 No.219399

File: e42b12bb302e39f⋯.png (338.59 KB, 389x343, 389:343, ClipboardImage.png)

>>219397

>flashbacks


 No.219400

File: dc01be0a744f35a⋯.jpg (174.79 KB, 736x475, 736:475, NEET shoah.jpg)


 No.219401

>>219400

Work for the Dole Makes You Free


 No.219402

File: e22d57310cdefad⋯.jpg (87.19 KB, 1354x889, 1354:889, wak.jpg)

>>219398

good fore yoo fren, I also have done a big pushup yesterdee


 No.219403

POO


 No.219404

WANK


 No.219405

BUM


 No.219406

thread hasn't reached 740's yet


 No.219407

>>219406

all of your bum rash is belong to us


 No.219408

>>219382

It's not a nice place, being in the CBD last night reminded me of this.


 No.219409

I might give my penis a good washing.


 No.219410

>>219409

has there been a bit of dirt buildup, or just dried semen?


 No.219411

Something smells very strange in my room. Night Night NEETs.


 No.219412

Morning neets. What happened to date NEET last night? Did he finally lose his virginity?

>>219411

Probably not you then, as you get used to your own smell and thus can never really tell if you smell bad or not.


 No.219413

Morning all.


 No.219414

>>219385

Strange OC NEET


 No.219415

File: 98c2d22561695f0⋯.png (330.2 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.


 No.219416


 No.219417

>>219388

Nicely done.


 No.219418

>>219395

You fucking flathead


 No.219419

>>219394

>joondie Dans dumpsters at 10

>tfw he's still standing there


 No.219420

>>219419

>tfw you set a fellow NEET up for a 6 hour rape marathon


 No.219421

Up n at em neets


 No.219422

>>219408

I had an onslaught of memories of that trip a few months back when I took that family over there. The way people behave and operate is very different.


 No.219423

>>219420

I should rephrase that at laying there.


 No.219424

>>219421

Sup NEETie.


 No.219425

File: 6236a5a01e45142⋯.png (258.94 KB, 645x4889, 645:4889, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.219426

>>219425

This is the best of all possibilities.


 No.219427

Got up early, sat around doing nothing, now I'm barely on time and will need to rush a bit.

Going to work sucks.


 No.219428

File: c3798e39d6fb552⋯.jpg (150.18 KB, 957x1149, 319:383, 34f2b70ad66a6a2fc6f655c21f….jpg)

I went to work without showering or shaving.

I'm cancelling tonight's lesson.


 No.219429

>>219427

Quit your job and become a professional youtuber.


 No.219430

File: 757206f90c3afa9⋯.png (124.72 KB, 715x1029, 715:1029, ClipboardImage.png)

NK you boong


 No.219431

The wagie rage has started for another week


 No.219432

File: 95610ebb2a13d67⋯.png (495.38 KB, 592x592, 1:1, a422d7b1a451533ca0bae3a9d2….png)

>>219431

SHUT UP!


 No.219433

>>219430

Fuck, that old guys a legend.

Driving while coma drunk with 2 disqualifications, you don't get more Aussie that that.


 No.219434

File: 71f279a91a2cb98⋯.jpg (9.92 KB, 211x239, 211:239, 71f279a91a2cb98536698710a5….jpg)


 No.219435

>>219428

A worrying development

I've got my finest polo on and leaving for the office early


 No.219436

>>219430

This is impressive.


 No.219437

>>219435

I feel like I haven't had a weekend in a month.


 No.219438

I think the wagies can hear the sweet,sweet call of Cenno on the winds.


 No.219439

File: de36c10415b785d⋯.jpg (48.77 KB, 550x811, 550:811, 9be067ac2bcc7b4d42fb86dcdb….jpg)


 No.219440

>>219388

thanks for all the pics m8, It's been interesting watching it all grow


 No.219441

>>219429

I think I have as many subscribers as I'm going to get.


 No.219442

>>219441

I'm sure you can improve on 0.


 No.219443

>>219428

She will be disappointed.


 No.219444

File: 613fb89d3e13430⋯.jpg (5.19 KB, 213x255, 71:85, 613fb89d3e134301fbdf8f28b1….jpg)

>>219441

I can be your manager.


 No.219445

>>219442

I think I have 5, all of which have 'NEET' in their handle.


 No.219446

>>219443

No she won't. I bed she goes home to Chad and complains about the stinky fat loser she has to tolerate for 30 minutes.


 No.219447

>>219430

What a dude.


 No.219448

>>219446

I don't like it when you degrade yourself. You are only one of those things, stinky.


 No.219449

>>219431

You wanna go carrnt?


 No.219450

>>219435

Good luck today matey, you'll be fine.


 No.219451

>>219438

I would automatically be put back on to dsp too.


 No.219452

>>219444

For every two subscribers I get, you can have one.


 No.219453

File: ca3b07bfaa2816e⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1428x1410, 238:235, ClipboardImage.png)

I guess I better go to work.

Have fun NEETs, think of our suffering from time to time.


 No.219454

Anyone have anything exciting on this week my NEETs?


 No.219455

>>219454

I'm waiting on a packet, so I'll get to check my letterbox everyday until it arrives


 No.219456

>>219454

Im not, usual NEET things sit infront of the computer play games and watch movies, do a bit of exercise. What about you?


 No.219457

>>219455

A packet of what?


 No.219458

>>219453

I do not like this image.


 No.219459

>>219454

I will need to buy more milk at some stage. That's probably the peak.


 No.219460

>>219457

just a padded bad bag with a Bluray in it


 No.219461

>>219458

Tick Tock


 No.219462

>>219461

Wake up in the morning feeling like NEET King

Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this Dan

Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back


 No.219463

>>219421

Beat em and eat em neets!


 No.219464

Big rape


 No.219465

File: cbb6666ca467f31⋯.png (218.97 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2019-02-10-23-1….png)

I actually found a good thread on 4/pol/


 No.219466

>>219465

>Ph*neposter


 No.219467

File: a62f67641c10c0b⋯.png (873.15 KB, 1173x845, 1173:845, Screenshot_3.png)


 No.219468

>>219467

hoil hortler


 No.219469

File: fdca682b0caeab3⋯.png (53.69 KB, 341x148, 341:148, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.219470

File: 5e6b37ddac856b6⋯.jpg (768.23 KB, 1403x1920, 1403:1920, 1423285623856-1.jpg)

>>219465

>4chan

>phone screencap

How horrifying.

>>219467

Why is the media always so quick to blame Nazis every time?

It could just as easily be Buddhists.


 No.219471

File: c8d74f2c97644cf⋯.png (11.86 KB, 332x359, 332:359, rtyuj.png)

>>219470

it could be jews also


 No.219472

cya


 No.219473

>>219472

Where are you going?


 No.219474


 No.219475

>>219474

Bring me back a box of hot wings


 No.219476

>>219474

Call me when you get there.


 No.219477

Only had a six inch subway for lunch. And water.


 No.219478

>>219477

What did you get on your sub?


 No.219479

>>219478

Italian BMT, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, salt, pepper.


 No.219480

>>219479

you didnt get any sauce?


 No.219481


 No.219482

>>219481

Why not?


 No.219483

>>219482

I cannot think of a sauce that would in any way compliment ham, salami, pepperoni and cheese.


 No.219484

>>219483

Fair enough.


 No.219485

>>219483

A good mustard would but not subway shit in a bottle mustard


 No.219486

>>219370

I saw one clip of that with Jamie Foxx and Taron Edgerton and th out it was the most God-awful crap I've ever seen.


 No.219487

People with autism spectrum disorder (me) should automatically qualify for the DSP.


 No.219488

Just had a monster energy drink for the first time in years

My stomach is rumbling and twitching as a result


 No.219489

>>219488

Caffeinated drinks give me anxiety


 No.219490

>>219488

I dislike energy drinks


 No.219491

>>219487

No, you work pay tax for goon tent


 No.219492

File: f02ad7a34faae9b⋯.png (95.32 KB, 960x960, 1:1, ZZD 005.png)

Hello, it's me. Yellow Shirt Neet rioter, I became an artist instead now.

>>219487

No, because the government can still earn tax revenue from you(us), so get to work.


 No.219493

>>219492

I've never been employed before


 No.219494

>>219493

They still assume you can be though.


 No.219495

BUM BUM


 No.219496

>>219486

>Taron Edgerton

What sort of faggot name is this?


 No.219497

How did that date go last night?


 No.219498

>>219497

NEETs who don't provide timely updates give me the shits. I like to live vicariously through them and I can't do this if they do not provide updates.


 No.219499

BITCH LASAGNA


 No.219500

>>219499

PUSSY ALFREDO


 No.219501

>>219500

POSSUM SCALOPINI


 No.219502

I'm the neet that was asking about approaching girls at the rundle mall. I was too much of a pussy to do anything about that today but I had a qt smile at me and look down at the library. I was too autismo to realize I should talk to her until I was catching the train back home.


 No.219503

>>219502

It's a start mate. The fact you're getting smiles means you must look OK.


 No.219504

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wish I had a plane to John Denver.


 No.219505

Having a nice refreshing lemonade.


 No.219506

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>219505

I was going to not drink tonight but have decided to drink myself into a coma instead.


 No.219507

>>219506

Most unfortunate.


 No.219508

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>219507

It will be fun.


 No.219509

File: 50c0a5c28d3a910⋯.png (267.12 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1520049659062.png)

>tfw lost my neetbux

i fucking hate the jobsearch site, useless piece of shit


 No.219510

>>219509

That sucks, also Dan does not accept good boy points.


 No.219511

>>219509

Superglue the locks on your local Cenno and Max.


 No.219512

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.219513

File: 1bfcbbc35702daa⋯.png (355.5 KB, 500x375, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

post more you ickheads


 No.219514


 No.219515

>>219514

post brap pepe


 No.219516

File: eb751a3b2c53dd7⋯.mp4 (7.9 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Barbatuques - Baiana.mp4)

Anyone else have to do a 3 week course? It makes me want to kill myself. Apprently 10 people didnt show up and now they are off the neetbux


 No.219517

File: e9915224acc41d9⋯.jpg (131.29 KB, 1533x961, 1533:961, 1518374687548.jpg)

>>219515

I no longer have it.


 No.219518

>>219516

Just fake food poisoning each week and get a cert for the remainder of that particular week.


 No.219519

>>219516

I'm doing a 12 month online warehouse course. It makes me fee like I am in some kind of special ed class, it gets me out of WFD though.


 No.219520

>>219519

>online

Is it self paced or do you have to sign in for lectures?

If you have to sign in a mouse wiggler would probably let you go back to whatever else you were doing.


 No.219521

File: bc1a404dc14123d⋯.jpg (51.73 KB, 621x575, 27:25, nigger.jpg)

>>219519

This course is litterally special ed created by the government to help young people find a job through extreme tourture. So far as I can tell its a litteral neet holocaust with the vast majority of people preferring to lose their income.


 No.219522

>>219520

It's basically a test each weak with information you are supposed to read, like it will have a pdf saying 'according to the business procedures of such and such you must contact x if you wish to do report a hazard'

then the quiz will say 'if you wish to report a hazard who must you contact according to the business procedures of such and such?'

It's dumb but it's just a 20 minute quiz once a week.


 No.219523

>>219522

that sounds excellent


 No.219524

>>219523

It's better than work for the dole at least, but I will have to do that again one day.


 No.219525

>>219519

How are you going to learn to drive a forklift online?

>>219516

>10 people didnt show up and now they are off the neetbux

There needs to be a category for people who are too autistic to fill out forms and manage centrelink requirements, give us carers to do all that stuff for us.


 No.219526

>>219465

Canadians have always been better shitposters than us.


 No.219527

>>219525

It's not a forklift course, it's 12 months of rubbish. I can't even remember most of it. They wan't to make me do a forklift course afterwards though…


 No.219528

>>219526

Canadians make low quality posts. The truly brilliant shit posts only ever comes from Australians or kiwis.


 No.219529

File: 93dd09037703a91⋯.jpg (70.24 KB, 674x674, 1:1, 1512227525001.jpg)

>12 month online warehousing course

I'm sorry neet but that is fucking hilarious


 No.219530

>>219486

>Jamie Foxx

No shit, that's who it was.

btw that's Little John.. He's also muslim and African and goes unnoticed in 12th century England with weird dots on his face and a metal hand.

Quality entertainment.


 No.219531

>>219412

26 degrees today in Shitbourne, internet was fucked today and got a text from Telstra saying that there will be an outage tomorrow.


 No.219532

how in fuck are you going to learn warehousing from a fucking online course you bloody drongo


 No.219533

>>219532

He isn't, he is going to keep getting his neetbux though.


 No.219534

>>219532

Well Monk couldn’t keep one long enough to write a Warehousing for NEETs tome..


 No.219535

Cant see your dick past your gut?

Grow a bigger dick.


 No.219536


 No.219537

>>219535

how come I didn't think of this sooner.


 No.219538

>>219536

NoFung


 No.219539

File: 7f3cc65ebe27dc4⋯.png (644.73 KB, 700x866, 350:433, Flandre 055.png)


 No.219540

>>219504

He flew his into a beach.


 No.219541

189 emails today.


 No.219542

File: 4bc843ab034e7f8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 29.21 KB, 375x262, 375:262, 234871410027865.jpg)


 No.219543

>>219541

thats a lot


 No.219544

>>219541

stop signing up for shit with that email then, if you're just going to use something once, or have an inkling you don't want them to know your actual email, try this site, most places don't blacklist it (cept FB and a few others)

https://temp-mail.org/en/


 No.219545

>>219540

I thought he flew it into the grand canyon.


 No.219546

>>219512

That was nice.


 No.219547

>>219521

Those gloves are pretty clever.


 No.219548

>>219547

Clever would be the reverse.


 No.219549

>>219544

This was at work


 No.219550

>>219528

>replying to my shitpost

silly.


 No.219551

>>219545

I heard he crashed on a country road


 No.219552

>>219548

You talk to the gloves and they sign?


 No.219553

>>219551

West Virginia.


 No.219554


 No.219555

>>219552

now theres an idea, im going to copyright that one before you!


 No.219556

>>219554

That's a bit silly.


 No.219557

File: f8bf23959616ea3⋯.png (15.24 KB, 136x170, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.219558

>>219556

Versus getting the person doing the signing to just speak what they're signing?


 No.219559

>>219545

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Denver#Death

>Denver was not legally permitted to fly at the time of the accident. In previous years, Denver had a number of drunk driving arrests.[53] In 1996, nearly a year before the accident, the Federal Aviation Administration learned that Denver had failed to maintain sobriety by failing to refrain entirely from alcohol, and revoked his medical certification.[44][45] However, the accident was not influenced by alcohol use, as an autopsy found no sign of alcohol or other drugs in Denver's body.[54][47]

DAN KILLED HIM


 No.219560

>>219558

They're blind, how could they hear what they are signing?


 No.219561

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

uh


 No.219562

>>219561

Awful Korean garbage.


 No.219563

>>219561

i have sexed all of those bitchez


 No.219564

>>219562

Yeah, misso likes it.

They are trying to be white by emulating the whites that do the negro sex music like nicki minaj type stuff.


 No.219565

so lonely


 No.219566

Might get married I reckon boys


 No.219567

>>219564

>Yeah, misso likes it.

I don't care, I don't remember subscribing to your blog.


 No.219568

>>219567

Cut the fucking attitude out.


 No.219569

>>219566

dont be stupid


 No.219570

File: 26382601e13fc99⋯.png (1.02 MB, 840x469, 120:67, Reimu 004.png)

>>219568

Or what? I'll get banned. I don't care, kid.


 No.219571

someone sounds angry


 No.219572

BIG FRESH STEAMY ABBO POO


 No.219573

>>219572

CHUCK THE POO IN A CONDOM AND PUT IT IN THE FREEZER, TAKE IT OUT THREE HOURS LATER AND USE IT AS A BIG ABBO POO BUM DILDO


 No.219574

Some psycho wog bitch rocked up to the servo as I was filling up today. She came in the exit, did a horrible 3 point turn to get into the servo and then took 2 carparks and left her car running with loud music playing to buy some smokes.

She looked like a hotter amy winehouse but was complaining about her shitty day to the pajeets staffing the place telling her not to park that like, then she mouthed off at some guy for "double parking" because his car was physically larger than the car parks.

Me and him made eye contact and grinned in a moment of mutual disgust, it was nice.


 No.219575

>>219574

did she have darker skin?


 No.219576

File: 29fbd261817c0ad⋯.png (173.49 KB, 284x269, 284:269, polol4.png)

>>219574

>grinned in a moment of mutual disgust


 No.219577

>>219575

She was on the greeker side of things


 No.219578

>>219577

Bogan wog bitches are the worst.

The ones at school needed a good shower in napalm


 No.219579

>>219577

you should have murdered her


 No.219580

File: b1158b84aab4097⋯.png (134.41 KB, 344x174, 172:87, ClipboardImage.png)

>>219577

did it look like this?


 No.219581

>>219578

>The ones at school needed a good shower in napalm

There was only one gobshite wog at my school. A boy hit her in the face with a tennis racquet edge-on and fucker her shit up good.


 No.219582

>>219581

We had a pack of them.

They stank old pizza and cigarettes and cackled like witches.

And all had boyfriends twice their age.


 No.219583

>>219581

Now that I think about it, I miss 90's high school. Random acts of ultra violence were just shrugged off with detentions and shit. Now they'd have the cops and psychologists and media and shit involved.


 No.219584

>>219583

Yeah, I remember that.Teachers would ignore horrific fights because they couldn't be bothered dealing with it.


 No.219585

>>219584

A girl in year 10 literally stabbed a guy in the back with a pair of scissors for calling her surf board tits, and HE got a detention after he returned from hospital a couple of days later. This wasn't a state school either, it was a private school with a good reputation.


 No.219586

>>219570

I'll feed you to NK weeb.


 No.219587

>>219585

Did the media hear about it?


 No.219588

>>219586

He don't care m8, he's a wild hardcore weeb on the edge.


 No.219589

>>219587

Nah. This was 95, the guy was a prick, so everybody pretty much agreed he had it coming. A little while later she was riding her horse on a weekend and brushed up against a power pole that had gone live and her horse died and crushed her lol.


 No.219590

>>219589

That sounds like witchcraft to me


 No.219591

>>219574

Women should not be allowed to drive. But I'm pretty sure asian women are worse than wogs. Literally every one I've ever known has caused a serious accident.


 No.219592

>>219590

Could be. What year was The Craft released?


 No.219593

>>219591

Asians can't see past their eyelids.


 No.219594

>>219591

A nasty misogynist post.


 No.219595

>>219497

It was probably a local rapist in drag, some of them are very committed for their meal


 No.219596

Yeah fuck it, I'm celebrating with a long neck


 No.219597

>>219596

you weak fart pastie


 No.219598

>>219596

You earned it. One more day and you have can have a sickie.


 No.219599

File: 77be11d757cd9bf⋯.jpg (789.98 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [AK-Submarines] GIRLS und ….jpg)

>>219586

Keep training every day for 200 years and have him train for 200 years and then attack me while I am asleep and sick and missing an arm and then maybe if all the stars align and I am having an off day you might manage to land a blow on me.


 No.219600

>>219588

I hate anime


 No.219601


 No.219602

>>219596

Celebrate with a long aboriginal cock


 No.219603

>>219599

I missed you, NF.


 No.219604

>>219599

big poof


 No.219605

File: f40c9806d8e6b0d⋯.jpg (541.47 KB, 835x1018, 835:1018, Fennec 014.jpg)


 No.219606

File: fe01495ded51cd0⋯.jpg (86.37 KB, 840x559, 840:559, craig1.jpg)

>>219602

I'm here for ya bro


 No.219607

File: c4918dc050cf325⋯.png (168.57 KB, 176x508, 44:127, ClipboardImage.png)

>>219605

I fixed it for you.


 No.219608

>>219607

That's not fixed, idiot…


 No.219609

>>219605

can you put your skills of drawing to good use by drawing like more frogs or some shit, rather than weeb crappo


 No.219610

Hi


 No.219611


 No.219612

>>219608

>>219603

I take it back.


 No.219613

File: 42a49b42800761f⋯.png (498.17 KB, 1085x790, 217:158, no.PNG)


 No.219614

>>219610

sup babby

wan sum fuk?


 No.219615

File: 3d8971cc374c1e8⋯.png (97.62 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 36ab8b36-0056-483e-8acb-a7….png)

>>219609

I drew this meme.


 No.219616

>>219615

89 aint a bad number bucko


 No.219617

File: 38de8e202687438⋯.gif (77.66 KB, 125x165, 25:33, 38de8e2026874383b8cb72b0c6….gif)

Wai be leik dis


 No.219618

>>219616

For a native.


 No.219619

Possum must have visited, that jew message has disappeared.


 No.219620

Can we train possums to remove the new?


 No.219621

File: 74de729ac85fe18⋯.png (1 MB, 850x553, 850:553, 08ac257a24f87424e65a7515a6….png)

>>219618

OI CARNT ILL LET YOO NOWE DEM INTELEEGENS TESS AR RIGGED AGAINS COLERED FOLK LOIKE US


 No.219622

Jew


 No.219623

File: 3c1cf0e1fd10a5f⋯.png (173.96 KB, 375x500, 3:4, jcom.png)


 No.219624

File: da29c271c9c3c39⋯.jpg (45.27 KB, 400x484, 100:121, aom.jpg)


 No.219625

Fuck it, I'm going back to animu


 No.219626

>>219623

>>219624

nice samefagging dumbass


 No.219627

File: f88cf0d125c00e1⋯.png (43.92 KB, 657x527, 657:527, f88cf0d125c00e117372f4444c….png)

>>219596

Mate, I had a fuckin ripper day. Future so fuckin bright mang. Can't get the smile off my face


 No.219628

File: b2ec2c893dc4f6a⋯.jpg (196.71 KB, 649x487, 649:487, b2ec2c893dc4f6a1b8e56ae1df….jpg)

>>219606

END ABO POSTING! #BANTHEBOONG


 No.219629

I am going to bed


 No.219630

File: ee11a0fe270de18⋯.png (75.05 KB, 1422x1300, 711:650, ClipboardImage.png)

>>219625

bye, I was going to go over there to greet you but I forgot I was permabanned


 No.219631

>>219630

yeah some people on these boards take it all too serious


 No.219632

I SAID

I AM GOING TO BED


 No.219633

>>219632

Way too early cunt


 No.219634

>>219596

You sirry iriot


 No.219635

>>219632

G-good night.


 No.219636

>>219632

I thought we were doing no sleep February?


 No.219637

>>219619

He didn't even tell me.


 No.219638

>>219619

…and NoFun returns.

What sort of tomfoolery is this?


 No.219639

>>219629

Sleep tight.


 No.219640

>>219636

How are you going with that?


 No.219641

File: fd42a2f12a7ab0c⋯.jpg (30.72 KB, 600x600, 1:1, fd42a2f12a7ab0c293a2aa8cbd….jpg)

>>219619

Maybe it's still there, and you're just not seeing it.


 No.219642

File: 7a829e9578a0367⋯.jpg (241.3 KB, 649x487, 649:487, boostboong.jpg)

>>219628

STIMULATE ABO POSTING!

#BOOSTTHEBOONG


 No.219643

>>219640

Bad, but im always bad with those sort of challenges.


 No.219644

>>219641

Maybe he came and saw that I can't control you NEETs and just left. I hate not being able to live up to what people expect of me.


 No.219645

NEETs I'm still wondering about the bloke in WA who blew 0.341. How did he go about doing this?


 No.219646

>>219643

You bad mah fucka, you deadly bad.


 No.219647

>>219645

Probably with alcohol.


 No.219648

>>219645

I'm starting to think maybe the machine broke or something, but then again they would do multiple checks if it's that fucking high


 No.219649

>>219646

You got that right


 No.219650

>>219644

it's ok there, do not fret, we're all here to support and love you


 No.219651

>>219649

Got game and can't be played.


 No.219652

>>219651

is it cluedo? I got cluedo but no-one to play with too.


 No.219653

File: 0cdad799552bb57⋯.png (840.86 KB, 1322x744, 661:372, 7241320df49cc76c86b2faa8f3….png)

>>219645

It was Craig's moonshine goon


 No.219654

>>219652

>tfw have no friends to play board games with.


 No.219655

>>219650

Thank you kindNEET.


 No.219656

>>219652

The game is in the spare room with the dice.


 No.219657

>>219654

I'll tie you to a board and we can play games in the dumpster


 No.219658

>>219654

Winner. Always a winner.


 No.219659

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Weber's a big freak.


 No.219660

Just woke up


 No.219661

>>219660

Post your legs.


 No.219662

>>219660

Do a poo


 No.219663

Gotdang

The NEETs are all uppity and fast posting


 No.219664

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>219663

Eager for legs and poo.


 No.219665

Anyone else own a turtle? I do


 No.219666

File: 76014ea2bacad5e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 506.14 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-02-11 17.53.06.jpg)

>>219664

I already did a poo at work but you can have the left overs


 No.219667

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>219666

I can tell you are proud.


 No.219668

>>219665

When I’m doing a poo it’s a bit like a turtle’s head poking out my bottom hole


 No.219669

File: deeb6d068b6a4d9⋯.jpg (4.34 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, IMG20190116153722.jpg)


 No.219670

File: 6f754833bc89f85⋯.jpg (106.04 KB, 568x458, 284:229, 2013-3716.jpg)


 No.219671

Who here is shit posting?


 No.219672

>>219671

I shit therefore I post


 No.219673

>>219672

Beautiful.


 No.219674

File: 34c8f12c004709d⋯.jpg (42.02 KB, 540x398, 270:199, Irish-Yoga-drunk-girls1.jpg)

>>219645

Yoga lessons.


 No.219675

>>219671

There are no shitposts, just divine truths you are unwilling to accept.


 No.219676

>>219674

I can do irish yoga


 No.219677

>>219675

So if im shitposting things i dont believe does that mean they are right?


 No.219678

>>219675

>There are no shitposts, just heavily digested versions of previously fresh memes, now drained of their former nourishing humour.


 No.219679

>>219676

Aboriginal yoga


 No.219680

I had something truly wonderful happen today NEETs.

I'm 10k and I'm also the NEET who briefly dated his checkout chick last year.

Anyhow, I still chat to her and I popped in on her break today to give her a bud.

She goes "Aw thanks, but where can I stash it, I know" and pulls her top down and stuffs it in her bra giving me a perfect tit flash and then an embarresed smile.

I was a bit mindblown at the time but I'm asking her out again.

It seems tv and movies weren't lying about drug people getting all the women.


 No.219681

>>219527

Seriously, why don't they make these stupid courses about web development or something that you could in principle learn online and find use for?


 No.219682

>>219680

Why don't the two of you share a romantic cone, and you can turn her into your drug slave.


 No.219683

>>219678

Nice shitpost.


 No.219684

>>219682

That sounds like an awesome plan


 No.219685

>>219680

As long as it's just pot.


 No.219686

>>219685

Yeah, I don't touch other stuff anymore


 No.219687

>>219680

You should have raped her, it was almost implied consent


 No.219688

feeling severely nervous about the new job


 No.219689

File: 8b47238b90f0fd1⋯.png (67.24 KB, 580x617, 580:617, DM-logo.png)

>>219688

You know what you have to do


 No.219690

We should get the government to subsidize abbo posting as a cultural event.


 No.219691

Tfw just wanna get baked

Maybe when I get paid


 No.219692

I was thinking of joining a local pony club to find a gf but they are all uggos for some reason.


 No.219693

>>219691

Find a nice abbo and give him a tugger. He might slip you some of his cenno money.


 No.219694

I think I'll have an early one, my dad's bipolar is flaring up real bad and he's acting manic as fuck. Very stressful. Night Night NEETs.


 No.219695

Do I need social media in order to get a gf?


 No.219696

>>219692

You just just fuck the horses instead, you can even warm yourself up with a couple of chickens before you go for the big game


 No.219697

Im falling into nihilistic depressive thinking again.


 No.219698

File: 02b6907aac77111⋯.jpg (22.84 KB, 354x355, 354:355, images(16).jpg)

>>219697

You need to embrace life neet


 No.219699

>>219492

Nofun you boong


 No.219700

>>219698

is that monk


 No.219701


 No.219702

goodnight bong heads


 No.219703

>>219702

you mean boong heads

UNNA


 No.219704

>>219493

>I've never been employed before

Stay pure, young neet.


 No.219705

The thread is becoming as quiet and as stupid as a roomful of autistic retards. Time to head over to 4pol for the qanda thread and some extreme reeee-ing


 No.219706

>>219705

Stay there you fucking faggot.


 No.219707

>>219705

I'm on the spectrum.


 No.219708

>>219700

It's what he does between jobs


 No.219709

>>219705

It's always quiet in my room.


 No.219710

>>219707

same

>>219705

>4/pol/

there best be sex clowns or you're dumb tbh


 No.219711

File: e8cca4590828446⋯.jpg (127.54 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Dan_NEET.jpg)

>obesity is sin


 No.219712

File: fa91b207579af01⋯.jpg (182.1 KB, 1247x700, 1247:700, they-live.jpg)

>Reading about the ALP's Shadow Attorney-General, Mark Dreyfus

>Dreyfus

Do you ever miss the days before the dark places of the internet taught you to recognise certain surnames, and you started noticing them everywhere?


 No.219713

File: 701f4b751ed73b7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 687.46 KB, 607x1080, 607:1080, ClipboardImage.png)

holy shit i just wanted to be beaten by this girl.


 No.219714


 No.219715

File: 3555e468ed0f295⋯.jpeg (948.88 KB, 1365x1814, 1365:1814, evropa.jpeg)

Good night, NEETs.


 No.219716

File: abbbad9f64f77b5⋯.gif (90.49 KB, 212x225, 212:225, 3133520413270.gif)

>>219713

Nice one brazil

>>219715

Nighty night sweet NEET

I'm tossing up weather or not I should have a wank before bed…


 No.219717

>>219695

No, that's retarded.

>>219674

Degenerate.

>>219670

Yes.

>>219642

No.

>>219573

>doing the alaskan pipeline

Repent.

>>219553

>>219551

It was almost heaven

California

Pacific Ocean

Sacramento River


 No.219718

>>219716

Keep it white, keep it right.


 No.219719


 No.219720

>>219716

> tossing up

> have a wank


 No.219721

I regret having a Headspace mentor this hasn't helped my job prospects at all


 No.219722

Haven't been up late in a while. Waiting for my benzo's to kick in and put me to sleep after a day full of dexies. Never really intended to turn into a prescription drug druggie. Just happened.


 No.219723

>>219722

It's quite rare for doctors to prescribe benzos


 No.219724

File: 005df45a31f1656⋯.jpg (45.92 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1349359495-29838700.jpg)

Question: if I start reading here >>1 and power through all the 290 threads plus this one, what would I learn? Would I become a better man? Would I be closer to enlightenment? If my mommy catches me reading these threads or finds them in my browser history, could I get into trouble?


 No.219725

What's there to do at this time of night


 No.219726

Not many nocturnal NEETs by the looks of it


 No.219727

>>219724

1. boong culture

2. nah yeah

3. yeah nah

4. yeah nah maybe, dunno aye. Depends if she goons on or not


 No.219728

>>219726

I've been nocturnal for the past few months.

gonna be changing the sleeping schedule soon for education purposes.


 No.219729

>>219728

Me too


 No.219730

File: d375acf44ca5c56⋯.jpg (33.35 KB, 450x253, 450:253, doomed.jpg)

GN & GM fellas


 No.219731

File: 2936efbaf269210⋯.jpg (442.58 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190212060716.jpg)


 No.219732

Morning.


 No.219733

>>219732

Morning fella

I'm up nice and fresh


 No.219734

>>219732

>>219733

Good morning


 No.219735

File: 43e63330f7e53cd⋯.png (1.02 MB, 471x960, 157:320, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.219736

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Comfy afternoon. Good day, neets.


 No.219737

Another prosperous day of wagery awaits.

Overjoyed to be waking up early once again.


 No.219738

Simply can't fathom working. I don't posses the social skills to function in that type of environment


 No.219739

>>219717

>alaskan pipeline

Quite knowledgeable about this topic.


 No.219740

File: 86b26bb2a58f57b⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1280x863, 1280:863, ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.


 No.219741

>>219721

I used to go to school with a few people who ended up there. They all ended up there just because they liked having a platform to talk about themselves. None of those mentors need any professional training and I think they'd take just about anyone.

Headspace is a joke.


 No.219742

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>219724

You'd get old before your time.


 No.219743

File: e551b9cfabff67e⋯.jpg (1.97 KB, 208x52, 4:1, 6f00b4ad00911cd69aef1e1851….jpg)

Any kind of mental health/social support is a joke.

If you're depressed you need to realise no one cares about you. No one is coming to save you. You're the only one that can help yourself.


 No.219744

>>219743

I'm not depressed, I'm on the spectrum


 No.219745

>>219744

You've just spent too long in your room.


 No.219746

The day has started NEETs and its time to fight!


 No.219747

File: 977d9ac0f735249⋯.png (43.5 KB, 300x146, 150:73, feel.png)

I sit and talk to God,

He just laughs at my plans.

https://youtu.be/iy4mXZN1Zzk


 No.219748

>>219736

That video is unavailable.


 No.219749


 No.219750

No polo today, you can see my budding beer guy in this shirt though. Yikes


 No.219751

>>219750

I put on a long sleeve shirt untucked and jeans. Still haven't showered or shaved.


 No.219752

Avocado fats don't stink.


 No.219753

>>219751

>untucked

You bloody lout.


 No.219754

>>219751

You are letting yourself go. Take this weekend to rejuvenate


 No.219755

>>219724

No-one can tell you this - the only way to learn the secret of the neetgen is to read it all yourself. But it's worth it - I mean look at us.


 No.219756

Unpacked the dishwasher after some bitch threw the roster in my face. Jokes on them. I put the still dirty stuff in the cupboards too. By their logic that "everybody enjoys the use of the kitchen facilities" we should also be cleaning the toilets.


 No.219757

>An op-ed entitled, “Should White Boys Still Be Allowed to Talk?” was published Thursday in the student newspaper for Dickinson College, The Dickinsonian. In the piece, the author expresses her frustration with “white boys” being allowed to share their opinions with others.

>The author, Leda Fisher, argues that males who have names such as “Jake, Chad, or Alex” have been taught that their voices are the “most important,” but that after listening to these individuals speak, Fisher has decided that not only do these voices lack value, they should also be silenced.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2019/02/08/dickinson-college-student-newspaper-should-white-boys-still-be-allowed-to-talk/


 No.219758

>>219755

This convinced me to do it.


 No.219759

File: 0029a042b127023⋯.png (930.68 KB, 720x637, 720:637, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.219760

>>219756

Is your toilet part of the kitchen facilities?

Finally a workplace that understands the executive lifestyle.


 No.219761

>>219760

No, but their logic is if you use it you should clean it.


 No.219762

Imaginary sperg out to my coworkers, it's usually at management in my head.

They acted funny with me yesterday, I think that boss who I emailed about putting shit into the app must've told them.

They shouldn't've been fucking about on Friday then.

Welp the imaginary sperg is continuing.


 No.219763

>>219761

Stop eating at work if you don't want to clean anything.


 No.219764

>>219762

You need to fuck with that bitch who got drunk and lied to you about doing the roster.


 No.219765

>>219763

I don't use their kitchens/crockery/utensils. That doesn't stop some jumped up cunt creating a roster and putting your name on it.


 No.219766

>>219765

I was just being a cunt because I'm angry about the roster bitch. I can't fuck with her much because she has favour with the boss dude.


 No.219767

>>219761

Stuff should be cleaned by normies who care about the mess. A true neet is untroubled by such things - he is a transcendentalist, his mind soaring far above such petty material concerns.


 No.219768

>>219767

Also not buy the cunt who gets dragged in to work to fix the lackeys fuck ups on his time off.


 No.219769

File: 37e0486387d317b⋯.png (315.06 KB, 2000x1300, 20:13, ClipboardImage.png)

Time to wage like a sucker.

Have fun NEETs.


 No.219770

>>219769

Now which one of these lego heads belongs to a lego wagie?


 No.219771

>>219741

I should become a mentor, sounds like an easy way to take forced sexual advantage of vulnerable people


 No.219772


 No.219773

You'd think $300k worth of firewall would fucking work out of the box, wouldn't you.


 No.219774

>>219773

No, why would you think that?


 No.219775

>>219773

have you tried turning it off and back on again?


 No.219776

I didn't want to wake up right now


 No.219777

Would you NEET rather murder a rapist or rape a murderer?


 No.219778

>>219773

That sounds like a classy, upmarket firewall. You're going to have to wine and dine it properly - home brand goon won't be good enough.


 No.219779

File: b363eb50322779d⋯.png (130.69 KB, 1056x760, 132:95, b363eb50322779d32a3cc8e7f4….png)

Neets have transcended the chains of society, allowing our minds the freedom to explore ideas where normie mentalities can't reach. What are you pondering today neets?


 No.219780

>>219779

Why my Headspace mentor rescheduled


 No.219781

>>219779

I am pondering my bowels and why they have decided to betray me


 No.219782

>>219779

Whether these ceiling rafters will support my weight.


 No.219783

>>219779

Tribalism and hate.


 No.219784

File: 57dad55a4db36a3⋯.png (61.44 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, 57dad55a4db36a3a53622bbac2….png)

>>219782

>tfw you want to hang yourself but need to lose weight first because the rafters would break

>to help you cope with the despair you buy a bucket of kfc


 No.219785

>>219783

Tribadism and lesbian love.


 No.219786

>>219773

I'm learning about cPanel

Could be worse


 No.219787

>>219786

cPanel is great for one or two sites and a stock Apache/PHP/MySQL configuration.

Stops being great when you've got hundreds of sites and some fucktard wanting to run an unsupported version of PostgreSQL.


 No.219788

File: f74286dd973f05a⋯.png (584.38 KB, 878x441, 878:441, blacked.png)

>>219779

The future demography of the world - in particular, wondering if the africans can breed the chinks into oblivion.


 No.219789

Chink doctors have their uses.

Wanted a couple of days off wftd and Dr Chingchong gives me a cert for 2 weeks and says come back and see him for another one.

Laughing.


 No.219790

>>219788

Its possible but there is a lot of variables.


 No.219791

>>219788

The chinks are pretty much buying Africa as it is.

I was reading the other day that they've reinvented segregation and apartheid in their "resource" towns there.

And they get angry at the niggers for being lazy, lol.


 No.219792

>>219789

is it just me or are 99% of australian doctors asian tho


 No.219793

>>219788

>wondering if the africans can breed the chinks into oblivion.

not likely, asians are the most racist ethnic group out there, no way they'd let themselves breed with the africans


 No.219794

>>219791

I suspect tens of millions of those africans are going to end up in the west as 'refugees from chinese oppression' or some such.


 No.219795

>tfw no sideways yellow fanny to put my bbc in


 No.219796

>>219795

We have a NigNogNEET?


 No.219797

File: f3329fdcf3390ec⋯.jpg (11.27 KB, 300x180, 5:3, Sign-in-London-reading-No-….jpg)

>>219796

>>219795

Yeah, fuck off. This thread is reserved for whites only.


 No.219798

File: 5beb1323f3c14d9⋯.jpg (69.95 KB, 640x428, 160:107, dr.jpg)


 No.219799

>>219798

Boongs don't count


 No.219800

>>219799

racist


 No.219801

File: e86a9f716c0370c⋯.png (276.75 KB, 350x368, 175:184, boongAngry.png)

>>219800

WUN

TOO

LOTS A FUCKAS


 No.219802

cruisey played the bongo

on my congo dongo


 No.219803

>>219801

DIDGERIDOO?

DIGERI FUCKING DON'T YOU BLACK CUNT


 No.219804

that cunting neet better post how his date went the other night or else


 No.219805

>>219771

That's why one of them got in to it.


 No.219806

>>219785

Tri-bridalism lesbianism means you end up with nothing


 No.219807

>>219806

tribadism is when they rub they pussay togethers but dumb dumbs didnt get it


 No.219808

>>219807

I don't get it.


 No.219809

>>219808

it ok u try


 No.219810

wish i have cute girlfren


 No.219811

File: 3690946d328ef06⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 450x321, 150:107, 3690946d328ef0625bad56ea76….gif)


 No.219812

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.219813

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.219814

Weber plays the banjo

Cruisy plays the bongo

When I go to sleep at night

NK plays the ____


 No.219815

>>219814

anal right?


 No.219816

>>219814

Didgeridoo


 No.219817

Traffic today was just stupendously fucked.

It was spilling out of the exit I take on the highway for maybe a k, so I skip it for the next one, its the same. Some absolute fuckwit wanted to turn left from the right lane next to a railway crossing, so I had to wait there for about 10 minutes for a break in traffic


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 No.219820

extremly angry mein neets


 No.219821

>>219814

Skin flute


 No.219822

>>219817

Traffic was fucked for me two

A usually 12 minute drive took 35 minutes

Fucking duststorm and fucking roadworks blocking my house


 No.219823

>>219820

What has upset you?


 No.219824

>>219820

sacked again?


 No.219825

>>219823

eh just works been fucked, like 70% of my day is me getting fucking yelled at for everything, and then there was the fucking plate debarcle last night where I fucking had a stack of plates designated for a function and told the chef "we have like 3 plates left of this kind for service" and then some other chef fucking takes from my stack and when it comes to the fucking service Chef is asking "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PLATES" almost asks me to flat out leave, I end up with the help of the dishies running through another set of plates

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that the stack of plates was buffed and shit too so all that work was fucking wasted because no body noticed what I said

Granted there is nobody really to blame which means the blame is on me but still, and yeah there is other shit but that basically has been the fucking microcosm of my last week, FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRKK

>>219824

never been sacked, might if I keep fucking up UNNA


 No.219826

well NEETs, the end of an era. after 2 years of embracing neckbeard status I finally shaved.


 No.219827

>>219826

did you take a photo of the shavings


 No.219828

>>219826

Congratulations.


 No.219829

>>219822

>>219817

Stop whinging. Someone's got to pay taxes to keep me in goon and tendies. I expect you both to be on time to work tomorrow regardless of dust storms and gaping holes in the road.


 No.219830

File: 78cf8fde398c8ea⋯.jpg (41.54 KB, 479x720, 479:720, fedora.jpg)

>>219826

Stubble is the new neckbeard.


 No.219831

>>219829

The one good thing about being an aprentice is that I earn so little that I don't pay taxes


 No.219832

>>219815

This is the only one that works.


 No.219833

>>219829

yeah mate I agree these wagies dont know what us stay at home neets go through everyday, just today I had to fight my way through traffic just to get to Dan's, it was all rather traumatic, I just may have to have a sleep in tomorrow and have a late 9am breakfast to recover


 No.219834

The work itself was manageable but the fucking coworkers. They hardly said a word to me all day and did fuck all. I have that EAP tomorrow, can't come soon enough. We had a work shindig thing for a coworkers birthday (one that doesn't work with me directly), I said I'd go but then at the last minute pulled out, bitches just made me feel like shit.

After a whole day of being around assholes, it's nice to come home to you dicks.


 No.219835

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I had this album on on the way home, cunt almost made me cry, I started condemning God and arguing in my head why he made a flawed creation.


 No.219836

>>219802

I'm not the first and I won't be the last.


 No.219837

>>219817

>>219822

Me too, I think there must've been a crash and diversion. I went the long way around and at the other end there was no traffic at all.


 No.219838

>>219825

Being a chef seems stressful.


 No.219839

>>219827

No, Haven't taken a photo of myself in a while.

>>219828

cheers cunt.

>>219830

I mean I've seen a concerning amount of hipsters that look homeless with wizard beards so that doesn't surprise me.


 No.219840

>>219835

What a fucking beauty of a tune.


 No.219841

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.219842

File: b02cb3dcac61cb9⋯.jpg (21.7 KB, 552x386, 276:193, d.jpg)


 No.219843

>>219840

Janis is the only woman who can sing the blues like a man, even the women she tried to emulate can't hold a candle to her.


 No.219844

>>219842

You're one of my favourite big dicks.


 No.219845

>>219843

Too bad she was an ugly druggy bitch


 No.219846

>>219845

Most women would become that if they felt the knocks of existence like we do.


 No.219847

>>219844

my favorite big dick is dick smith


 No.219848

>>219847

I reckon Clive could mog Dick

And Big Tones would mog them both


 No.219849

>>219723

I got mine off my GP

18 degrees today in Shitbourne, been a busy day full of strange goings on, tried to sleep through half of it, more importantly avoid family spergouts, still got to apply for some jobs and walked the dog though so not all bad. Might take a break from here until the crazy goings on in my family quieten down.


 No.219850

Struggling to resist Dan


 No.219851

>>219849

Sorry to hear family shit is happening.


 No.219852

>>219849

Anything you need to get off your chest?


 No.219853

Uni semester is finally over, I finally feel like I can waste time in peace


 No.219854

>>219848

Clive can't even text me, he's a loser


 No.219855

>>219853

how is it over already


 No.219856

>>219854

>tfw still waiting for a text from Clive


 No.219857

>>219855

Uni these days is about 8 weeks a year total. And the kids still complain about how hard it is.


 No.219858

>>219855

i guess he did a summer course


 No.219859

>>219856

Me too. I want to call him a fat nigger like that other guy.


 No.219860

>>219857

Its odd as fuck that fucking TAFE has more weeks in a year than Uni


 No.219861

>>219858

yeah must be, I live across the road from the local uni and they dont start the year until beginning of march i think


 No.219862

>>219861

Terms were like 8 weeks each last time I did uni stuff. I ended up doing summer school just to get it over with and they were trying to slow me down saying it was too much. I’m all like “none of you cunts have had a real job before right?”


 No.219863

>>219860

No really Unis are private organisations so they will do whatever it takes to make more money. which mean shorter courses


 No.219864

>>219860

Obviously people who go to Uni are smarter than people who go to TAFE.


 No.219865

>>219862

You should say that to the NEETs.


 No.219866

>>219865

NEETs are just work shy. Academics honestly think they know work.


 No.219867

>>219866

Yeah, that it true.


 No.219868

>>219851

I know, it's pretty dumb, thanks for your thoughts NEET

>>219852

Not at the moment, maybe once it blows over I'll talk about it.


 No.219869

>>219868

You fucking better.

That date NEET has already ruined my week.


 No.219870

File: 4f854e73b8f40fc⋯.png (3.41 MB, 2480x1395, 16:9, 1548930943031.png)

Not one of you fucking shit cunts has asked me about my new job


 No.219871

does anyone know how that neet got on with his new job??


 No.219872

>>219870

Mate you never respond when people reply to your posts. This is one of the reasons Possum left.


 No.219873

>>219872

Bull, I've been a minor player in the nameneet game lately


 No.219874

>>219873

it a gnu not a bull u heckin dickwad


 No.219875

File: 091471f64a25d59⋯.png (44.45 KB, 300x100, 3:1, banner.png)

>>219867

>>219866

On the other hand.


 No.219876

Just woke up


 No.219877

>>219876

Your Mummybot cried out for you while I ravaged her chocolate starfish but you never stirred.


 No.219878

File: 4e910ede21fffd9⋯.jpg (38.81 KB, 334x302, 167:151, tm.jpg)


 No.219879

>>219870

Do they inspect your poo?

I tried to do a sneaky poo during lunch but my boss must have smelt the aroma from outside the toilet and busted the stall door open, pulled me off the toilet and shouted at me for doing such a small poo.

I have to eat a whole tub of metamucil and a mega feast tonight now.


 No.219880

File: 9e8a91f83dbc1c7⋯.png (10.91 KB, 659x336, 659:336, ClipboardImage.png)

>>219875

too lazy to even look up the meaning…


 No.219881

>>219880

>tfw don't know what the other neet posted cause I'm to lazy to move the mouse over to show the spoiler


 No.219882

>>219850

That cold goon is waiting for you.


 No.219883

>>219882

Longneck and a hawaiin tear and share for this NEET, the comfiest of tuesday dinner


 No.219884

>>219870

Tomorrow is sickie day m8


 No.219885

>>219883

You've had like 5 of those this week and it's only Tuesday.


 No.219886

>>219879

Your boss is a good man for helping you bulk up your poos.


 No.219887

>>219883

>>219885

The more the merrier m8s


 No.219888

>>219886

MAX employment never helped me with my poos, the consultant refused to even look at the pictures of my poos on my phone when I showed her.


 No.219889

>>219886

he's lucky to have someone that cares


 No.219890

A Council Meeting tear and share is something entirely different.


 No.219891

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB, 200x320, 5:8, 193cba67f07caf4d496592e7a0….png)

>>219850

It's harder to resist Craig's hot body and throbbing penis


 No.219892

>>219886

He should help impact them a little so they build into bigger poos in a few days.


 No.219893

Cruisey: how many coloured beads and feathers do I have to gather before this double date?


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 No.219895

>>219888

I hope you didn't flush. That would help them to see them.

>>219889

He has us now.

>>219892

His boss isn't going to pay for a but plug.


 No.219896

>>219895

>His boss isn't going to pay for a but plug.

He could use his thingo


 No.219897

>>219894

You don't think 5 Hawaiian tear and share things in 3 nights is excessive?


 No.219898

>>219896

>thingo

his thumb?


 No.219899

>>219898

no his rude appendage


 No.219900

installing office 365 on my home computer using my work login


 No.219901

>>219880

It was an excuse to make a banner, none of you even cared. I even wrote the /ausneets/ bit myself.


 No.219902

>>219901

I cared. I always care. Unless it's Monk starting a new job.


 No.219903

>>219899

OH I see, his big nose


 No.219904

oh man I feel like shit


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 No.219906

Gonna have to wear a real collared shirt tomorrow while everyone wears a tshirt and hoody like a bunch of zuckerbergs


 No.219907

>>219900

Don't do it it just chews up half your memory sending your personal information back to micrococks


 No.219908

>>219904

This heat is getting to me tbh, im getting rather unfocused and easily annoyed


 No.219909


 No.219910

>>219909

Company t-shirts or collars


 No.219911

>>219910

What a gay rule.

I actually prefer to dress properly most of the time now, having spent much of my working life in black tshirts and hoodies.


 No.219912

>>219907

I run O&O Shutup 10 on the computer after every update and have all my traffic going through a Palo 220, so I'm not too worried.


 No.219913

File: df625e6e2aea39e⋯.png (208.94 KB, 417x446, 417:446, stalin_approves.PNG)

most impressive


 No.219914

This one long neck has me fuuuucked up


 No.219915

File: fee2caab6acc46b⋯.png (15.16 KB, 900x540, 5:3, NASDAN.png)

>>219913

NASBOONG GANG UNNA


 No.219916

>>219914

thats why u should have another


 No.219917

>>219914

Have a long aboriginal cock, it will really fuck you up


 No.219918

>>219917

does Emu make long necks because thats what we should call export long necks now


 No.219919

anyone wanna play chess

https://lichess.org/TCWZp0bR


 No.219920

>>219919

k

ill smash you


 No.219921

>>219919

u both suk


 No.219922

I have gone to bed, my questions unanswered.


 No.219923

>>219922

What question, let me answer


 No.219924

File: a34c3167498a0cc⋯.png (200.03 KB, 192x432, 4:9, RealBoongBeer.png)

>>219914

Real boong beer gets you pissed off just one


 No.219925

>>219922

your sleep patterns are fucked


 No.219926

I am absolutely minted off these mints tonight, been a while


 No.219927

>>219918

They make stubbies, some places used to do long necks but I don't think people buy them anymore because of the prices and taxes.

I buy cartons because its cheaper in the long run and I think most people do the same


 No.219928

>>219926

Have a mint


 No.219929

>>219924

A boong pisses in those bottles and sells it to the foolish white man


 No.219930

[Verse 1: Fatlip]

I paid my dues, refuse to lose, so fuck the blues

And ya bad news, you can trip if you choose

While I sip booze, On a seven day cruise

In Louis Vuitton shoes with floozies by the Doz

The good life, talkin' bout the good life

Live it up for a little while

Then go to the hood to get a good wife and settle down

But for now I'm studyin' Tao

Refuse to allow Myself to defile like when I was sniffin' piles

Still got trials and tribulations

Refinement from cultivation takes patience I'm waitin'

Paper chasin' to get a place like Payton

Politickin', interfacin', business relations

Build a empire from the underground, then retire

Who said I was on crack?, you's a mothafuckin' liar!

See me in the trenchcoat, but missed the joke

So fuck the hopes, my mission is this:

Get in position to assist my folks

Huh?

Get in position to assist my motha, m-my motha, and my auntie, and my uncle, my folks, you know?


 No.219931

White blew a chance for check mate on move 32


 No.219932

>>219931

saw that, what a boong


 No.219933

white you victorious boong


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 No.219935

I feel bad for sucking dick at chess


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 No.219937

>>219935

black you boong


 No.219938

>>219936

only if you aren't the same shitlord who beat me


 No.219939

File: 988e0ec2718336c⋯.png (420.73 KB, 434x312, 217:156, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.219940

>>219929

> foolish white man

who then goes on a 2 week break, throws some red dirt and sand on the bottles and sells them back to them claiming it's new stock for 10 times the price


 No.219941

>>219939

watch me ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THIS NEET WITH LOGIC AND SKILLS


 No.219942

>>219939

Black already lost their queen haha


 No.219943

You cunts have zero discipline. Throwing away your queen for the rush of a couple quick kills. Deplorable.


 No.219944

File: 84c7e3a10a37a69⋯.png (26.61 KB, 481x969, 481:969, ClipboardImage.png)

nigger black is just waiting out his death


 No.219945

I just nuked 2 pies and then remembered I was gonna have fish&chips


 No.219946

>>219943

They dont use their pawns like the disposable pieces they are


 No.219947

>>219945

I just cooked up my second tear and share

Smoked a lil cone too

Life is grand


 No.219948

>>219944

>>219943

be nice, i am 2nd in my 6th grade chess tourno so im pretty good

Ill come back to play after my weekly shower


 No.219949

File: e34e4674d8411ac⋯.png (20.7 KB, 648x526, 324:263, 1504251954001.png)

Mum bought oats. How do I prepare them for breakfast?


 No.219950

>>219948

A smelly chess player gathers no moss


 No.219951

>>219948

Just go jump in a lake instead


 No.219952

>>219949

Put them in hot water and add a bit of salt basically


 No.219953

>>219949

Add water, not too much, add a metric truckload of cinnamon.

Microwave for ~40sec


 No.219954

File: 435711e8371219b⋯.png (115.8 KB, 2284x1238, 1142:619, ClipboardImage.png)

Going to learn how to play chess like less of a boong, tutorial is pretty hard so far


 No.219955

>>219949

You can have them with yoghurt


 No.219956

>>219939

The cop is actually trying to save that man from getting raped by the other shirtless men in the background


 No.219957

>>219954

Better luck next time


 No.219958

>>219954

One trick I use is to only move my pieces with my penis.

This tends to distract my opponent.


 No.219959

quads in 40 posts


 No.219960

File: 0348c2399532309⋯.jpg (66.63 KB, 680x473, 680:473, sduioh.jpg)

>>219948

I actually remember years ago some guy on 4chan posting that the kid in this pic was him in a primary school chess tournament in South Australia. Was it you?


 No.219961

Holy fuck

We've made nearly 220 thousand posts in pretty much a year

I wonder how many boong pics that is


 No.219962

>>219959

Your magic has no power here!


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 No.219964

>>219963

>7 boong pics and NK keeps fooling us by reposting the same poo


 No.219965

>>219964

Sounds about right


 No.219966

File: 6ee6a993d021a18⋯.png (501.64 KB, 632x413, 632:413, BoongJudge.png)

>>219962

IS MAGIC FARKIN WORKS ERE CUNT !!

CASE MUDDAFUGGIN 'SMISSED


 No.219967

File: ea4637a3bd070ae⋯.jpg (280.86 KB, 705x1024, 705:1024, Charles-Atlas-01-705x1024.jpg)

tbh


 No.219968

>>219961

I have about 32 abo pics in my folder

dunno what NK has


 No.219969

>>219968

I've got 47


 No.219970

numbers are nice


 No.219971

NK what is your knowledge of computers like? Wouldnt surprise me if you were a bit of wiz kid


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 No.219973

1


 No.219974

File: bbc0ceffc735015⋯.png (858.91 KB, 557x823, 557:823, AR1.png)

File: 38305fd3dfb829a⋯.png (746.13 KB, 557x855, 557:855, AR2.png)


 No.219975

>>219974

is this an ad selling dexies?


 No.219976

>>219975

Nah, it's the Atomic Rage.

There was a page of it here and there in The Goon.


 No.219977

>>219893

Sorry I missed your question, I was watching a movie about Janis.

One for each of your dreadlocks.


 No.219978

>>219902

I wish monk all the prosperity and success this world can offer.


 No.219979

>>219976

so just plain old steroids


 No.219980

>>219979

Pretty much, radioactive brain steroids


 No.219981

>>219911

I dislike wearing casual clothing now too. If I want to be more comfortable I unbutton my jacket.


 No.219982

File: a397dce88c5f6ed⋯.jpg (681.33 KB, 1280x1967, 1280:1967, e4c901_3203206[1].jpg)


 No.219983

>>219922

I said sorry.

Come as you are, wear a nice, subtle cologne and dress pants and shoes.


 No.219984

NEETorgy 2019 is on !


 No.219985

>>219926

The first time I had one it had been about a fortnight since I had a smoke and I felt like I'd dropped a pill. I was out at a fancy restaurant too.


 No.219986

>>219930

No, I do not know.


 No.219987

>>219942

That was me. Bleachlife.


 No.219988

>>219949

Apparently if you get a stocking and put a handfull of them in it, you can make a very good body wash.


 No.219989

>>219984

I will not share, I will pass on the ones I wish I was able to score with and live my deviancy through him.


 No.219990

File: 2400eee7000ee75⋯.png (178.89 KB, 728x546, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 136922f1a8fcb1c⋯.png (222.22 KB, 728x546, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.219991

>>219990

Wikihow may well be the greatest collection of autism on the internet


 No.219992

File: 267d8a9b59c17c9⋯.png (1.04 MB, 911x680, 911:680, ClipboardImage.png)

>>219960

na i wish

NEETS how can we disrupt the globo-homo-tranny-anti white culture that is being forced up one us?

I was thinking of making some things like these, red pills with different red pills on them and putting them up around the shit hole that is sydney


 No.219993

>>219992

Boongs will follow you round eating them


 No.219994

>>219992

smh that wont do shit


 No.219995

>>219992

That will redpill them on the wonders of mummybot love.


 No.219996

>>219992

Just kill all the niggers and lebs

Theres not really many other options left


 No.219997

Make sure you shower tomorrow webby

xxx


 No.219998

>>219996

That is not a very nice attitude.


 No.219999

WEBBY's JUNGLE LOVE


 No.220000

>>219998

Yeah good spot. Kill gooks too.


 No.220001

>>219997

Who else is eager for this arc?


 No.220002

>>220000

You need an attitude adjustment, it's not healthy to be so hateful.


 No.220003

File: cba119fe5944d94⋯.gif (504.26 KB, 400x240, 5:3, ;).gif)


 No.220004

File: 895c09d51736347⋯.png (326.01 KB, 597x416, 597:416, TonyAbbo.png)


 No.220005


 No.220006

>>219971

Pretty much lost interest in the things when i was 15 and stopped playing gaymes, I still know a lot more than the average person and could probably build a computer but if your not into modern gaymes theres no point


 No.220007

>>219968

I have a big wet sack full of abo pictures


 No.220008

>>220007

I draw abo pictures on my big wet sack


 No.220009

Webster is going to join the exotica enthusiast club.


 No.220010

>>220009

Is that like … bondage and shit ?


 No.220011

>>219994

>>219993

>>219995

>>219996

yeah thanks cunts, why should i even try ill just shit post on ausneets.

I think stuff like this would work because it has to be red-pills that are true and strike right at the heart. Stuff cunts will get offended to see on a sign at their bus stop but they cant unsee, and when they google it its true

>Islam is the only religion that has its own specialized police divison

>races different physically; mind and body

>stats about the brownies and crime

Also i would sooner gun down the immortal bankers and the corrupt (mostly liberal) politicans


 No.220012

>>220010

NEETs have two paths to choose from, /pol/ anime shit or wagies with ethic gf's.


 No.220013

>>220008

Do you let other neets wank to them?


 No.220014

>>220011

Grow up buddy. The war is over.


 No.220015

>>220012

Bugger that, I'm trying for drug NEET with Aussie gf half my age

trying for, wish me luck NEETs


 No.220016

wagerium has got me feeling spiritually crushed


 No.220017

>>220016

My new wagery quest has inspired me


 No.220018

>>220014

SAD and BACK PILLED

>>220016

what do you do for money?


 No.220019

>>220011

just look at the world we live in now and compare it to ~150 - 200 years ago, (and before that why not all of fucking human history) the human mind never evolved to be as spoiled as the modern average person is, or to put it simply >>220014


 No.220020

The Centrelink OT really has it out for me, he doesn't want me to get the DSP


 No.220021

>>220020

Did you sacrifice the chickens and peform the ritual at MAX ?


 No.220022

>>220015

We have discussed this point prior on multiple occasions. Being on the dole does not make you NEET.

Also

>half my age

You didn't tell us that. Be careful she isn't a dropkick junkie girl. My mate did a similar thing and is now on a pedo watch list for 10 years.

She was the one selling it too.


 No.220023

>>220020

suck him off for government benefits


 No.220024

>>220022

>>half my age

I'm an old cunt 43 and she's 20

No pedo, and she's surprisingly un bogan.

Pretty obvious daddy issues but I'm not complaining.


 No.220025

>>220016

Get an EAP. I'm dreading going to mine tomorrow, he/she has an asian name.

Never had an ethnic shrink.


 No.220026

>>220024

>I'm an old cunt 43 and she's 20

what the fuck thats the dream cunt


 No.220027

>>220021

>MAX

For me, it's APM


 No.220028

>>220024

Write /ausneets/ on her bum with her lipstick and we'll make it a banner.


 No.220029

>>220028

Lol, I will if I get the chance m8


 No.220030

>>220027

MAX are the only ones that got back to me about my WftD thing. I can't wait to be in charge.

Are any of them different? The only one I went through was a DES provider so I never had to do WftD because DSP masterrace.


 No.220031

>>220029

can't wait to hear her reaction


 No.220032

>>220029

If we get an article about stoner old cunt exploits youth in the news, I'll make that one too.


 No.220033

>>220030

MAX are known as notorious fraudsters.

Not even being a cunt here, give it a google.


 No.220034

>>220022

I wasted that palindrome.


 No.220035

>>220034

There won't be another for 110011 posts now


 No.220036

>>220033

When I looked up their number they had iirc 1.5 stars on google. I had a chuckle.

MAX makes me think of NK.


 No.220037

>>220035

The next one will be 221122


 No.220038

>>220037

Ah, um, yes.

Well spotted, I was just testing you.


 No.220039

File: 0998640b5029cb7⋯.png (89.29 KB, 356x478, 178:239, ClipboardImage.png)

I took some painkillers like 3 hours ago, and they are wearing off. I think I'm going to crash before I get the itches.

Good night friends.


 No.220040

>>220038

Like a fox.


 No.220041

>>220039

G'night m8


 No.220042

>>220041

Thank you, sleep tight.


 No.220043

>>220039

mwah, nighty night sugums


 No.220044

File: 1dae4a846647b2b⋯.jpg (36.03 KB, 460x397, 460:397, 1kvs1p[1].jpg)


 No.220045

File: a7976411adcb635⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.17 MB, 900x600, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

post long dogs with black tips


 No.220046

File: 6159606d20c9e5a⋯.jpg (25.46 KB, 316x421, 316:421, 788012-con-the-fruiterer.jpg)

>>220011

Our first AFP informant


 No.220047

Fruit salad,

yummy yummy.


 No.220048

>>220019

Back then men wanked with rocks, only royalty could buy an onahole


 No.220049

Hot potato can mean several things an attractive retard, an attractive Irish person or a hot potato.


 No.220050

>>220024

Is she boong?


 No.220051

File: 6d6ab5a13977559⋯.jpg (2.62 KB, 236x214, 118:107, 21094686332310.jpg)

>>220049

You dear sir have expanded my mind


 No.220052

>>220036

MAX is a wonderful place

-NK


 No.220053

RECTAL


 No.220054

PROLAPSE


 No.220055


 No.220056

>>220054

RELAPSE


 No.220057

>>220055

>>220056

suck my fuck you cuck


 No.220058

Going to apply for some jobs on seek, have a wank and go to sleep. Night Night NEETs.


 No.220059

>>220058

Good luck you fuck.


 No.220060

>>220057

Ill only suck your mucky fuck if you chuck your bad luck out with the ducks, and you better not call me a cuck again or you'll get struck by my thunder fuck and I'll throw you in a garbage truck


 No.220061


 No.220062

Time to eat a dozen hard boiled eggs.


 No.220063

>>220062

Are you going to curry those boiled eggs?


 No.220064

>>220063

I'm going to have a hard boiled egg enema.


 No.220065

>>220064

Eggs don't belong in your bum.


 No.220066

File: 5fa7bc0e6fd48b2⋯.jpg (12.32 KB, 260x194, 130:97, images.jpg)

>>220045

Post boongs


 No.220067

>>220065

I put chicken heads up my bum while my dad fucks it


 No.220068

>>220065

yes do


 No.220069

>>220067

You and your dad need help.

>>220068

Do as you please then, just make sure the eggs have cooled down first, you don't want to burn your colon.


 No.220070

Curried eggs sanga


 No.220071

>>220069

might do poo in loo


 No.220072

hard boiled eggs


 No.220073

>>220071

Take photos


 No.220074

>>220073

Please don't


 No.220075

Zimbimski


 No.220076

>>220075

Polishfuckski


 No.220077

>>220076

Rhodesia.


 No.220078

>>220077

Should be re-established


 No.220079

>>220078

Those niggers deserve to starve for what they did.


 No.220080

>>220079

They will anyway, apparently they do urgery with their hands now, imagine that 50 years ago it was one of the best places in the Southern Hemisphere, up there with SA, Aus and NZ.


 No.220081

File: ab6425b0625ae6e⋯.jpg (154.84 KB, 958x559, 958:559, download (82).jpg)

late night jobhunting feels


 No.220082

File: 803db0fd26b78ff⋯.png (22.54 KB, 719x222, 719:222, ClipboardImage.png)

Might apply to whip all you executives into shape


 No.220083


 No.220084

>>220083

suck my ass hairs clean


 No.220086


 No.220087

>>220086

hardcore


 No.220093

hardcore bum irritation


 No.220098

filthy bum infection


 No.220099

BUM


 No.220100

RASH


 No.220101

CUM


 No.220102

RAG


 No.220110

BOONGS


 No.220118

SNIFF


 No.220119

PETROL


 No.220780

Bum Rash




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