Because some of you NEETs seem to love that wog shit.
2 months and 10 days till a special guys birthday
Not a fan of lasagna, personally
Pulled out all the stops with this thread.
Good lasagna is ok, bad is awful
I just eat it because my childhood hero, Garfield, ate it. Come to think of it, I've turned out a lot like Garfield.
I've turned out more like Jon
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have you watched this
I've turned out like John Blyth Barrymore
Garfield embodies the NEET spirit while Jon embodies the wagie spirit.
Tfw munchies but only have chicken and vegetables and cant be bothered cooking again
It's the smug pepe / feelsbadman pepe dichotomy
I've just noticed that Jim Davis's wikipedia article claims he's jewish. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Imagine if there was some major ASIO psyop sting and they managed to force all the ausneets into some kind of mandatory sperg rehab and it was just one big neetup except we couldnt really leave
Sounds more like a sperg concentration camp
only if they took away the goon
They'd only give nk 2 dexies a day too so we couldnt all have one big dexie fest
Himmler would spin in his grave if he knew you were lusting after his child daughter. sick fuck faggot piece of niggershit
>locked up with a pissed off rapeneet for an unspecified amount of time
NEETGod help those unlucky neets
>Implying NK wouldn't be in on it the whole time and ends up being the interrogator, all because ASIO gave him 20 dexies
>sperg concentration camp
You're already posting in it, and have been for a long time.
Watched a terrible movie, it was a new robin hood.
Now that I've realised this I can leave, r-right?
Sure you can leave
See you back tomorrow
>tfw don't feel anything anymore
Stick your penis on a hot surface and you'll be pleasantly surprised
Experiment with vegetables.
I've eaten like a swine today.
good it'll help build ~fat~ muscle
Do you have a trough?
Sudden onset of memories of Melbourne.
I feel sorry for you NEETs.
Good night neet. Don't let the tfw depressed bugs bite
love me some lasagna and goon, don't care what you wog haters think
Big buds dangling,big bowl of nuggets,a tray of trim and a bucket of leaf.
Fug, that's a fair bit of weed.
Yep.Won't know for a few days till it's dry but I think my guesses may have been pretty good.
very nice, we're all proud of you NEET
Can I have an ounce on tick bro
anyone else notice archive.is isn't available in AUS anymore? I tried it with a VPN and it worked.
Thanks m8, sorry for all the posts but I've only 2 other people to show it to.
Ones a non smoker and the others a professional grower.
No probs m8, I'll meet you by the joondie Dans dumpsters at 10
nevermind NEETs I'm just being a fucking flathead and typing it wrong
Did you smoke all that weed already?
I finally started exercising again. Feels good to have sore muscles and constantly stretch them
Work for the Dole Makes You Free
good fore yoo fren, I also have done a big pushup yesterdee
thread hasn't reached 740's yet
all of your bum rash is belong to us
It's not a nice place, being in the CBD last night reminded me of this.
I might give my penis a good washing.
has there been a bit of dirt buildup, or just dried semen?
Something smells very strange in my room. Night Night NEETs.
Morning neets. What happened to date NEET last night? Did he finally lose his virginity?
Probably not you then, as you get used to your own smell and thus can never really tell if you smell bad or not.
You fucking flathead
>joondie Dans dumpsters at 10
>tfw he's still standing there
>tfw you set a fellow NEET up for a 6 hour rape marathon
I had an onslaught of memories of that trip a few months back when I took that family over there. The way people behave and operate is very different.
I should rephrase that at laying there.
This is the best of all possibilities.
Got up early, sat around doing nothing, now I'm barely on time and will need to rush a bit.
Going to work sucks.
I went to work without showering or shaving.
I'm cancelling tonight's lesson.
Quit your job and become a professional youtuber.
The wagie rage has started for another week
Fuck, that old guys a legend.
Driving while coma drunk with 2 disqualifications, you don't get more Aussie that that.
A worrying development
I've got my finest polo on and leaving for the office early
This is impressive.
I feel like I haven't had a weekend in a month.
I think the wagies can hear the sweet,sweet call of Cenno on the winds.
thanks for all the pics m8, It's been interesting watching it all grow
I think I have as many subscribers as I'm going to get.
I'm sure you can improve on 0.
She will be disappointed.
I can be your manager.
I think I have 5, all of which have 'NEET' in their handle.
No she won't. I bed she goes home to Chad and complains about the stinky fat loser she has to tolerate for 30 minutes.
I don't like it when you degrade yourself. You are only one of those things, stinky.
You wanna go carrnt?
Good luck today matey, you'll be fine.
I would automatically be put back on to dsp too.
For every two subscribers I get, you can have one.
I guess I better go to work.
Have fun NEETs, think of our suffering from time to time.
Anyone have anything exciting on this week my NEETs?
I'm waiting on a packet, so I'll get to check my letterbox everyday until it arrives
Im not, usual NEET things sit infront of the computer play games and watch movies, do a bit of exercise. What about you?
A packet of what?
I do not like this image.
I will need to buy more milk at some stage. That's probably the peak.
just a padded bad bag with a Bluray in it
Wake up in the morning feeling like NEET King
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this Dan
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
Beat em and eat em neets!
I actually found a good thread on 4/pol/
Why is the media always so quick to blame Nazis every time?
It could just as easily be Buddhists.
it could be jews also
Where are you going?
Bring me back a box of hot wings
Call me when you get there.
Only had a six inch subway for lunch. And water.
What did you get on your sub?
Italian BMT, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, salt, pepper.
you didnt get any sauce?
I cannot think of a sauce that would in any way compliment ham, salami, pepperoni and cheese.
A good mustard would but not subway shit in a bottle mustard
I saw one clip of that with Jamie Foxx and Taron Edgerton and th out it was the most God-awful crap I've ever seen.
People with autism spectrum disorder (me) should automatically qualify for the DSP.
Just had a monster energy drink for the first time in years
My stomach is rumbling and twitching as a result
Caffeinated drinks give me anxiety
I dislike energy drinks
No, you work pay tax for goon tent
Hello, it's me. Yellow Shirt Neet rioter, I became an artist instead now.
No, because the government can still earn tax revenue from you(us), so get to work.
I've never been employed before
They still assume you can be though.
What sort of faggot name is this?
How did that date go last night?
NEETs who don't provide timely updates give me the shits. I like to live vicariously through them and I can't do this if they do not provide updates.
I'm the neet that was asking about approaching girls at the rundle mall. I was too much of a pussy to do anything about that today but I had a qt smile at me and look down at the library. I was too autismo to realize I should talk to her until I was catching the train back home.
It's a start mate. The fact you're getting smiles means you must look OK.
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I wish I had a plane to John Denver.
Having a nice refreshing lemonade.
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I was going to not drink tonight but have decided to drink myself into a coma instead.
>tfw lost my neetbux
i fucking hate the jobsearch site, useless piece of shit
That sucks, also Dan does not accept good boy points.
Superglue the locks on your local Cenno and Max.
Anyone else have to do a 3 week course? It makes me want to kill myself. Apprently 10 people didnt show up and now they are off the neetbux
I no longer have it.
Just fake food poisoning each week and get a cert for the remainder of that particular week.
I'm doing a 12 month online warehouse course. It makes me fee like I am in some kind of special ed class, it gets me out of WFD though.
Is it self paced or do you have to sign in for lectures?
If you have to sign in a mouse wiggler would probably let you go back to whatever else you were doing.
This course is litterally special ed created by the government to help young people find a job through extreme tourture. So far as I can tell its a litteral neet holocaust with the vast majority of people preferring to lose their income.
It's basically a test each weak with information you are supposed to read, like it will have a pdf saying 'according to the business procedures of such and such you must contact x if you wish to do report a hazard'
then the quiz will say 'if you wish to report a hazard who must you contact according to the business procedures of such and such?'
It's dumb but it's just a 20 minute quiz once a week.
that sounds excellent
It's better than work for the dole at least, but I will have to do that again one day.
How are you going to learn to drive a forklift online?
>10 people didnt show up and now they are off the neetbux
There needs to be a category for people who are too autistic to fill out forms and manage centrelink requirements, give us carers to do all that stuff for us.
Canadians have always been better shitposters than us.
It's not a forklift course, it's 12 months of rubbish. I can't even remember most of it. They wan't to make me do a forklift course afterwards though…
Canadians make low quality posts. The truly brilliant shit posts only ever comes from Australians or kiwis.
>12 month online warehousing course
I'm sorry neet but that is fucking hilarious
No shit, that's who it was.
btw that's Little John.. He's also muslim and African and goes unnoticed in 12th century England with weird dots on his face and a metal hand.
26 degrees today in Shitbourne, internet was fucked today and got a text from Telstra saying that there will be an outage tomorrow.
how in fuck are you going to learn warehousing from a fucking online course you bloody drongo
He isn't, he is going to keep getting his neetbux though.
Well Monk couldn’t keep one long enough to write a Warehousing for NEETs tome..
Cant see your dick past your gut?
Grow a bigger dick.
how come I didn't think of this sooner.
He flew his into a beach.
stop signing up for shit with that email then, if you're just going to use something once, or have an inkling you don't want them to know your actual email, try this site, most places don't blacklist it (cept FB and a few others)
I thought he flew it into the grand canyon.
Those gloves are pretty clever.
Clever would be the reverse.
>replying to my shitpost
I heard he crashed on a country road
You talk to the gloves and they sign?
now theres an idea, im going to copyright that one before you!
That's a bit silly.
Versus getting the person doing the signing to just speak what they're signing?
>Denver was not legally permitted to fly at the time of the accident. In previous years, Denver had a number of drunk driving arrests. In 1996, nearly a year before the accident, the Federal Aviation Administration learned that Denver had failed to maintain sobriety by failing to refrain entirely from alcohol, and revoked his medical certification. However, the accident was not influenced by alcohol use, as an autopsy found no sign of alcohol or other drugs in Denver's body.
DAN KILLED HIM
They're blind, how could they hear what they are signing?
Awful Korean garbage.
i have sexed all of those bitchez
Yeah, misso likes it.
They are trying to be white by emulating the whites that do the negro sex music like nicki minaj type stuff.
Might get married I reckon boys
>Yeah, misso likes it.
I don't care, I don't remember subscribing to your blog.
Cut the fucking attitude out.
Or what? I'll get banned. I don't care, kid.
BIG FRESH STEAMY ABBO POO
CHUCK THE POO IN A CONDOM AND PUT IT IN THE FREEZER, TAKE IT OUT THREE HOURS LATER AND USE IT AS A BIG ABBO POO BUM DILDO
Some psycho wog bitch rocked up to the servo as I was filling up today. She came in the exit, did a horrible 3 point turn to get into the servo and then took 2 carparks and left her car running with loud music playing to buy some smokes.
She looked like a hotter amy winehouse but was complaining about her shitty day to the pajeets staffing the place telling her not to park that like, then she mouthed off at some guy for "double parking" because his car was physically larger than the car parks.
Me and him made eye contact and grinned in a moment of mutual disgust, it was nice.
did she have darker skin?
>grinned in a moment of mutual disgust
She was on the greeker side of things
Bogan wog bitches are the worst.
The ones at school needed a good shower in napalm
you should have murdered her
did it look like this?
>The ones at school needed a good shower in napalm
There was only one gobshite wog at my school. A boy hit her in the face with a tennis racquet edge-on and fucker her shit up good.
We had a pack of them.
They stank old pizza and cigarettes and cackled like witches.
And all had boyfriends twice their age.
Now that I think about it, I miss 90's high school. Random acts of ultra violence were just shrugged off with detentions and shit. Now they'd have the cops and psychologists and media and shit involved.
Yeah, I remember that.Teachers would ignore horrific fights because they couldn't be bothered dealing with it.
A girl in year 10 literally stabbed a guy in the back with a pair of scissors for calling her surf board tits, and HE got a detention after he returned from hospital a couple of days later. This wasn't a state school either, it was a private school with a good reputation.
I'll feed you to NK weeb.
Did the media hear about it?
He don't care m8, he's a wild hardcore weeb on the edge.
Nah. This was 95, the guy was a prick, so everybody pretty much agreed he had it coming. A little while later she was riding her horse on a weekend and brushed up against a power pole that had gone live and her horse died and crushed her lol.
That sounds like witchcraft to me
Women should not be allowed to drive. But I'm pretty sure asian women are worse than wogs. Literally every one I've ever known has caused a serious accident.
Could be. What year was The Craft released?
Asians can't see past their eyelids.
A nasty misogynist post.
It was probably a local rapist in drag, some of them are very committed for their meal
Yeah fuck it, I'm celebrating with a long neck
you weak fart pastie
You earned it. One more day and you have can have a sickie.
Keep training every day for 200 years and have him train for 200 years and then attack me while I am asleep and sick and missing an arm and then maybe if all the stars align and I am having an off day you might manage to land a blow on me.
Celebrate with a long aboriginal cock
I missed you, NF.
I'm here for ya bro
I fixed it for you.
That's not fixed, idiot…
can you put your skills of drawing to good use by drawing like more frogs or some shit, rather than weeb crappo
wan sum fuk?
I drew this meme.
89 aint a bad number bucko
Possum must have visited, that jew message has disappeared.
Can we train possums to remove the new?
OI CARNT ILL LET YOO NOWE DEM INTELEEGENS TESS AR RIGGED AGAINS COLERED FOLK LOIKE US
Fuck it, I'm going back to animu
nice samefagging dumbass
Mate, I had a fuckin ripper day. Future so fuckin bright mang. Can't get the smile off my face
END ABO POSTING! #BANTHEBOONG
bye, I was going to go over there to greet you but I forgot I was permabanned
yeah some people on these boards take it all too serious
Way too early cunt
I thought we were doing no sleep February?
He didn't even tell me.
…and NoFun returns.
What sort of tomfoolery is this?
How are you going with that?
Maybe it's still there, and you're just not seeing it.
STIMULATE ABO POSTING!
Bad, but im always bad with those sort of challenges.
Maybe he came and saw that I can't control you NEETs and just left. I hate not being able to live up to what people expect of me.
NEETs I'm still wondering about the bloke in WA who blew 0.341. How did he go about doing this?
You bad mah fucka, you deadly bad.
Probably with alcohol.
I'm starting to think maybe the machine broke or something, but then again they would do multiple checks if it's that fucking high
You got that right
it's ok there, do not fret, we're all here to support and love you
Got game and can't be played.
is it cluedo? I got cluedo but no-one to play with too.
It was Craig's moonshine goon
>tfw have no friends to play board games with.
Thank you kindNEET.
The game is in the spare room with the dice.
I'll tie you to a board and we can play games in the dumpster
Winner. Always a winner.
The NEETs are all uppity and fast posting
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Eager for legs and poo.
Anyone else own a turtle? I do
I already did a poo at work but you can have the left overs
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I can tell you are proud.
When I’m doing a poo it’s a bit like a turtle’s head poking out my bottom hole
Who here is shit posting?
I shit therefore I post
There are no shitposts, just divine truths you are unwilling to accept.
I can do irish yoga
So if im shitposting things i dont believe does that mean they are right?
>There are no shitposts, just heavily digested versions of previously fresh memes, now drained of their former nourishing humour.
I had something truly wonderful happen today NEETs.
I'm 10k and I'm also the NEET who briefly dated his checkout chick last year.
Anyhow, I still chat to her and I popped in on her break today to give her a bud.
She goes "Aw thanks, but where can I stash it, I know" and pulls her top down and stuffs it in her bra giving me a perfect tit flash and then an embarresed smile.
I was a bit mindblown at the time but I'm asking her out again.
It seems tv and movies weren't lying about drug people getting all the women.
Seriously, why don't they make these stupid courses about web development or something that you could in principle learn online and find use for?
Why don't the two of you share a romantic cone, and you can turn her into your drug slave.
That sounds like an awesome plan
As long as it's just pot.
Yeah, I don't touch other stuff anymore
You should have raped her, it was almost implied consent
feeling severely nervous about the new job
You know what you have to do
We should get the government to subsidize abbo posting as a cultural event.
Tfw just wanna get baked
Maybe when I get paid
I was thinking of joining a local pony club to find a gf but they are all uggos for some reason.
Find a nice abbo and give him a tugger. He might slip you some of his cenno money.
I think I'll have an early one, my dad's bipolar is flaring up real bad and he's acting manic as fuck. Very stressful. Night Night NEETs.
Do I need social media in order to get a gf?
You just just fuck the horses instead, you can even warm yourself up with a couple of chickens before you go for the big game
Im falling into nihilistic depressive thinking again.
You need to embrace life neet
you mean boong heads
>I've never been employed before
Stay pure, young neet.
The thread is becoming as quiet and as stupid as a roomful of autistic retards. Time to head over to 4pol for the qanda thread and some extreme reeee-ing
Stay there you fucking faggot.
I'm on the spectrum.
It's what he does between jobs
It's always quiet in my room.
there best be sex clowns or you're dumb tbh
>Reading about the ALP's Shadow Attorney-General, Mark Dreyfus
Do you ever miss the days before the dark places of the internet taught you to recognise certain surnames, and you started noticing them everywhere?
holy shit i just wanted to be beaten by this girl.
Nice one brazil
Nighty night sweet NEET
I'm tossing up weather or not I should have a wank before bed…
No, that's retarded.
>doing the alaskan pipeline
It was almost heaven
Keep it white, keep it right.
> tossing up
> have a wank
I regret having a Headspace mentor this hasn't helped my job prospects at all
Haven't been up late in a while. Waiting for my benzo's to kick in and put me to sleep after a day full of dexies. Never really intended to turn into a prescription drug druggie. Just happened.
It's quite rare for doctors to prescribe benzos
Question: if I start reading here >>1 and power through all the 290 threads plus this one, what would I learn? Would I become a better man? Would I be closer to enlightenment? If my mommy catches me reading these threads or finds them in my browser history, could I get into trouble?
What's there to do at this time of night
Not many nocturnal NEETs by the looks of it
1. boong culture
2. nah yeah
3. yeah nah
4. yeah nah maybe, dunno aye. Depends if she goons on or not
I've been nocturnal for the past few months.
gonna be changing the sleeping schedule soon for education purposes.
I'm up nice and fresh
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Comfy afternoon. Good day, neets.
Another prosperous day of wagery awaits.
Overjoyed to be waking up early once again.
Simply can't fathom working. I don't posses the social skills to function in that type of environment
Quite knowledgeable about this topic.
I used to go to school with a few people who ended up there. They all ended up there just because they liked having a platform to talk about themselves. None of those mentors need any professional training and I think they'd take just about anyone.
Headspace is a joke.
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You'd get old before your time.
Any kind of mental health/social support is a joke.
If you're depressed you need to realise no one cares about you. No one is coming to save you. You're the only one that can help yourself.
I'm not depressed, I'm on the spectrum
You've just spent too long in your room.
The day has started NEETs and its time to fight!
I sit and talk to God,
He just laughs at my plans.
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No polo today, you can see my budding beer guy in this shirt though. Yikes
I put on a long sleeve shirt untucked and jeans. Still haven't showered or shaved.
Avocado fats don't stink.
You bloody lout.
You are letting yourself go. Take this weekend to rejuvenate
No-one can tell you this - the only way to learn the secret of the neetgen is to read it all yourself. But it's worth it - I mean look at us.
Unpacked the dishwasher after some bitch threw the roster in my face. Jokes on them. I put the still dirty stuff in the cupboards too. By their logic that "everybody enjoys the use of the kitchen facilities" we should also be cleaning the toilets.
>An op-ed entitled, “Should White Boys Still Be Allowed to Talk?” was published Thursday in the student newspaper for Dickinson College, The Dickinsonian. In the piece, the author expresses her frustration with “white boys” being allowed to share their opinions with others.
>The author, Leda Fisher, argues that males who have names such as “Jake, Chad, or Alex” have been taught that their voices are the “most important,” but that after listening to these individuals speak, Fisher has decided that not only do these voices lack value, they should also be silenced.
This convinced me to do it.
Is your toilet part of the kitchen facilities?
Finally a workplace that understands the executive lifestyle.
No, but their logic is if you use it you should clean it.
Imaginary sperg out to my coworkers, it's usually at management in my head.
They acted funny with me yesterday, I think that boss who I emailed about putting shit into the app must've told them.
They shouldn't've been fucking about on Friday then.
Welp the imaginary sperg is continuing.
Stop eating at work if you don't want to clean anything.
You need to fuck with that bitch who got drunk and lied to you about doing the roster.
I don't use their kitchens/crockery/utensils. That doesn't stop some jumped up cunt creating a roster and putting your name on it.
I was just being a cunt because I'm angry about the roster bitch. I can't fuck with her much because she has favour with the boss dude.
Stuff should be cleaned by normies who care about the mess. A true neet is untroubled by such things - he is a transcendentalist, his mind soaring far above such petty material concerns.
Also not buy the cunt who gets dragged in to work to fix the lackeys fuck ups on his time off.
Time to wage like a sucker.
Have fun NEETs.
Now which one of these lego heads belongs to a lego wagie?
I should become a mentor, sounds like an easy way to take forced sexual advantage of vulnerable people
You'd think $300k worth of firewall would fucking work out of the box, wouldn't you.
No, why would you think that?
have you tried turning it off and back on again?
I didn't want to wake up right now
Would you NEET rather murder a rapist or rape a murderer?
That sounds like a classy, upmarket firewall. You're going to have to wine and dine it properly - home brand goon won't be good enough.
Neets have transcended the chains of society, allowing our minds the freedom to explore ideas where normie mentalities can't reach. What are you pondering today neets?
Why my Headspace mentor rescheduled
I am pondering my bowels and why they have decided to betray me
Whether these ceiling rafters will support my weight.
Tribalism and hate.
>tfw you want to hang yourself but need to lose weight first because the rafters would break
>to help you cope with the despair you buy a bucket of kfc
Tribadism and lesbian love.
I'm learning about cPanel
Could be worse
cPanel is great for one or two sites and a stock Apache/PHP/MySQL configuration.
Stops being great when you've got hundreds of sites and some fucktard wanting to run an unsupported version of PostgreSQL.
The future demography of the world - in particular, wondering if the africans can breed the chinks into oblivion.
Chink doctors have their uses.
Wanted a couple of days off wftd and Dr Chingchong gives me a cert for 2 weeks and says come back and see him for another one.
Its possible but there is a lot of variables.
The chinks are pretty much buying Africa as it is.
I was reading the other day that they've reinvented segregation and apartheid in their "resource" towns there.
And they get angry at the niggers for being lazy, lol.
is it just me or are 99% of australian doctors asian tho
>wondering if the africans can breed the chinks into oblivion.
not likely, asians are the most racist ethnic group out there, no way they'd let themselves breed with the africans
I suspect tens of millions of those africans are going to end up in the west as 'refugees from chinese oppression' or some such.
>tfw no sideways yellow fanny to put my bbc in
We have a NigNogNEET?
Yeah, fuck off. This thread is reserved for whites only.
Boongs don't count
LOTS A FUCKAS
cruisey played the bongo
on my congo dongo
DIGERI FUCKING DON'T YOU BLACK CUNT
that cunting neet better post how his date went the other night or else
That's why one of them got in to it.
Tri-bridalism lesbianism means you end up with nothing
tribadism is when they rub they pussay togethers but dumb dumbs didnt get it
wish i have cute girlfren
Weber plays the banjo
Cruisy plays the bongo
When I go to sleep at night
NK plays the ____
Traffic today was just stupendously fucked.
It was spilling out of the exit I take on the highway for maybe a k, so I skip it for the next one, its the same. Some absolute fuckwit wanted to turn left from the right lane next to a railway crossing, so I had to wait there for about 10 minutes for a break in traffic
extremly angry mein neets
Traffic was fucked for me two
A usually 12 minute drive took 35 minutes
Fucking duststorm and fucking roadworks blocking my house
What has upset you?
eh just works been fucked, like 70% of my day is me getting fucking yelled at for everything, and then there was the fucking plate debarcle last night where I fucking had a stack of plates designated for a function and told the chef "we have like 3 plates left of this kind for service" and then some other chef fucking takes from my stack and when it comes to the fucking service Chef is asking "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PLATES" almost asks me to flat out leave, I end up with the help of the dishies running through another set of plates
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that the stack of plates was buffed and shit too so all that work was fucking wasted because no body noticed what I said
Granted there is nobody really to blame which means the blame is on me but still, and yeah there is other shit but that basically has been the fucking microcosm of my last week, FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRKK
never been sacked, might if I keep fucking up UNNA
well NEETs, the end of an era. after 2 years of embracing neckbeard status I finally shaved.
did you take a photo of the shavings
Stop whinging. Someone's got to pay taxes to keep me in goon and tendies. I expect you both to be on time to work tomorrow regardless of dust storms and gaping holes in the road.
Stubble is the new neckbeard.
The one good thing about being an aprentice is that I earn so little that I don't pay taxes
This is the only one that works.
yeah mate I agree these wagies dont know what us stay at home neets go through everyday, just today I had to fight my way through traffic just to get to Dan's, it was all rather traumatic, I just may have to have a sleep in tomorrow and have a late 9am breakfast to recover
The work itself was manageable but the fucking coworkers. They hardly said a word to me all day and did fuck all. I have that EAP tomorrow, can't come soon enough. We had a work shindig thing for a coworkers birthday (one that doesn't work with me directly), I said I'd go but then at the last minute pulled out, bitches just made me feel like shit.
After a whole day of being around assholes, it's nice to come home to you dicks.
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I had this album on on the way home, cunt almost made me cry, I started condemning God and arguing in my head why he made a flawed creation.
I'm not the first and I won't be the last.
Me too, I think there must've been a crash and diversion. I went the long way around and at the other end there was no traffic at all.
Being a chef seems stressful.
No, Haven't taken a photo of myself in a while.
I mean I've seen a concerning amount of hipsters that look homeless with wizard beards so that doesn't surprise me.
What a fucking beauty of a tune.
Janis is the only woman who can sing the blues like a man, even the women she tried to emulate can't hold a candle to her.
You're one of my favourite big dicks.
Too bad she was an ugly druggy bitch
Most women would become that if they felt the knocks of existence like we do.
my favorite big dick is dick smith
I reckon Clive could mog Dick
And Big Tones would mog them both
I got mine off my GP
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, been a busy day full of strange goings on, tried to sleep through half of it, more importantly avoid family spergouts, still got to apply for some jobs and walked the dog though so not all bad. Might take a break from here until the crazy goings on in my family quieten down.
Sorry to hear family shit is happening.
Anything you need to get off your chest?
Uni semester is finally over, I finally feel like I can waste time in peace
Clive can't even text me, he's a loser
how is it over already
>tfw still waiting for a text from Clive
Uni these days is about 8 weeks a year total. And the kids still complain about how hard it is.
i guess he did a summer course
Me too. I want to call him a fat nigger like that other guy.
Its odd as fuck that fucking TAFE has more weeks in a year than Uni
yeah must be, I live across the road from the local uni and they dont start the year until beginning of march i think
Terms were like 8 weeks each last time I did uni stuff. I ended up doing summer school just to get it over with and they were trying to slow me down saying it was too much. I’m all like “none of you cunts have had a real job before right?”
No really Unis are private organisations so they will do whatever it takes to make more money. which mean shorter courses
Obviously people who go to Uni are smarter than people who go to TAFE.
You should say that to the NEETs.
NEETs are just work shy. Academics honestly think they know work.
Yeah, that it true.
I know, it's pretty dumb, thanks for your thoughts NEET
Not at the moment, maybe once it blows over I'll talk about it.
You fucking better.
That date NEET has already ruined my week.
Not one of you fucking shit cunts has asked me about my new job
does anyone know how that neet got on with his new job??
Mate you never respond when people reply to your posts. This is one of the reasons Possum left.
Bull, I've been a minor player in the nameneet game lately
it a gnu not a bull u heckin dickwad
On the other hand.
Your Mummybot cried out for you while I ravaged her chocolate starfish but you never stirred.
Do they inspect your poo?
I tried to do a sneaky poo during lunch but my boss must have smelt the aroma from outside the toilet and busted the stall door open, pulled me off the toilet and shouted at me for doing such a small poo.
I have to eat a whole tub of metamucil and a mega feast tonight now.
too lazy to even look up the meaning…
>tfw don't know what the other neet posted cause I'm to lazy to move the mouse over to show the spoiler
That cold goon is waiting for you.
Longneck and a hawaiin tear and share for this NEET, the comfiest of tuesday dinner
Tomorrow is sickie day m8
You've had like 5 of those this week and it's only Tuesday.
Your boss is a good man for helping you bulk up your poos.
The more the merrier m8s
MAX employment never helped me with my poos, the consultant refused to even look at the pictures of my poos on my phone when I showed her.
he's lucky to have someone that cares
A Council Meeting tear and share is something entirely different.
It's harder to resist Craig's hot body and throbbing penis
He should help impact them a little so they build into bigger poos in a few days.
Cruisey: how many coloured beads and feathers do I have to gather before this double date?
I hope you didn't flush. That would help them to see them.
He has us now.
His boss isn't going to pay for a but plug.
>His boss isn't going to pay for a but plug.
He could use his thingo
You don't think 5 Hawaiian tear and share things in 3 nights is excessive?
no his rude appendage
installing office 365 on my home computer using my work login
It was an excuse to make a banner, none of you even cared. I even wrote the /ausneets/ bit myself.
I cared. I always care. Unless it's Monk starting a new job.
OH I see, his big nose
Gonna have to wear a real collared shirt tomorrow while everyone wears a tshirt and hoody like a bunch of zuckerbergs
Don't do it it just chews up half your memory sending your personal information back to micrococks
This heat is getting to me tbh, im getting rather unfocused and easily annoyed
Company t-shirts or collars
What a gay rule.
I actually prefer to dress properly most of the time now, having spent much of my working life in black tshirts and hoodies.
I run O&O Shutup 10 on the computer after every update and have all my traffic going through a Palo 220, so I'm not too worried.
This one long neck has me fuuuucked up
NASBOONG GANG UNNA
thats why u should have another
Have a long aboriginal cock, it will really fuck you up
does Emu make long necks because thats what we should call export long necks now
I have gone to bed, my questions unanswered.
What question, let me answer
Real boong beer gets you pissed off just one
your sleep patterns are fucked
I am absolutely minted off these mints tonight, been a while
They make stubbies, some places used to do long necks but I don't think people buy them anymore because of the prices and taxes.
I buy cartons because its cheaper in the long run and I think most people do the same
A boong pisses in those bottles and sells it to the foolish white man
[Verse 1: Fatlip]
I paid my dues, refuse to lose, so fuck the blues
And ya bad news, you can trip if you choose
While I sip booze, On a seven day cruise
In Louis Vuitton shoes with floozies by the Doz
The good life, talkin' bout the good life
Live it up for a little while
Then go to the hood to get a good wife and settle down
But for now I'm studyin' Tao
Refuse to allow Myself to defile like when I was sniffin' piles
Still got trials and tribulations
Refinement from cultivation takes patience I'm waitin'
Paper chasin' to get a place like Payton
Politickin', interfacin', business relations
Build a empire from the underground, then retire
Who said I was on crack?, you's a mothafuckin' liar!
See me in the trenchcoat, but missed the joke
So fuck the hopes, my mission is this:
Get in position to assist my folks
Get in position to assist my motha, m-my motha, and my auntie, and my uncle, my folks, you know?
White blew a chance for check mate on move 32
saw that, what a boong
white you victorious boong
I feel bad for sucking dick at chess
only if you aren't the same shitlord who beat me
> foolish white man
who then goes on a 2 week break, throws some red dirt and sand on the bottles and sells them back to them claiming it's new stock for 10 times the price
watch me ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THIS NEET WITH LOGIC AND SKILLS
Black already lost their queen haha
You cunts have zero discipline. Throwing away your queen for the rush of a couple quick kills. Deplorable.
nigger black is just waiting out his death
I just nuked 2 pies and then remembered I was gonna have fish&chips
They dont use their pawns like the disposable pieces they are
I just cooked up my second tear and share
Smoked a lil cone too
Life is grand
be nice, i am 2nd in my 6th grade chess tourno so im pretty good
Ill come back to play after my weekly shower
Mum bought oats. How do I prepare them for breakfast?
A smelly chess player gathers no moss
Just go jump in a lake instead
Put them in hot water and add a bit of salt basically
Add water, not too much, add a metric truckload of cinnamon.
Microwave for ~40sec
Going to learn how to play chess like less of a boong, tutorial is pretty hard so far
You can have them with yoghurt
The cop is actually trying to save that man from getting raped by the other shirtless men in the background
Better luck next time
One trick I use is to only move my pieces with my penis.
This tends to distract my opponent.
I actually remember years ago some guy on 4chan posting that the kid in this pic was him in a primary school chess tournament in South Australia. Was it you?
We've made nearly 220 thousand posts in pretty much a year
I wonder how many boong pics that is
Your magic has no power here!
>7 boong pics and NK keeps fooling us by reposting the same poo
Sounds about right
IS MAGIC FARKIN WORKS ERE CUNT !!
CASE MUDDAFUGGIN 'SMISSED
I have about 32 abo pics in my folder
dunno what NK has
NK what is your knowledge of computers like? Wouldnt surprise me if you were a bit of wiz kid
is this an ad selling dexies?
Nah, it's the Atomic Rage.
There was a page of it here and there in The Goon.
Sorry I missed your question, I was watching a movie about Janis.
One for each of your dreadlocks.
I wish monk all the prosperity and success this world can offer.
so just plain old steroids
Pretty much, radioactive brain steroids
I dislike wearing casual clothing now too. If I want to be more comfortable I unbutton my jacket.
I said sorry.
Come as you are, wear a nice, subtle cologne and dress pants and shoes.
The first time I had one it had been about a fortnight since I had a smoke and I felt like I'd dropped a pill. I was out at a fancy restaurant too.
No, I do not know.
That was me. Bleachlife.
Apparently if you get a stocking and put a handfull of them in it, you can make a very good body wash.
I will not share, I will pass on the ones I wish I was able to score with and live my deviancy through him.
Wikihow may well be the greatest collection of autism on the internet
na i wish
NEETS how can we disrupt the globo-homo-tranny-anti white culture that is being forced up one us?
I was thinking of making some things like these, red pills with different red pills on them and putting them up around the shit hole that is sydney
Boongs will follow you round eating them
smh that wont do shit
That will redpill them on the wonders of mummybot love.
Just kill all the niggers and lebs
Theres not really many other options left
Make sure you shower tomorrow webby
That is not a very nice attitude.
Yeah good spot. Kill gooks too.
Who else is eager for this arc?
You need an attitude adjustment, it's not healthy to be so hateful.
Pretty much lost interest in the things when i was 15 and stopped playing gaymes, I still know a lot more than the average person and could probably build a computer but if your not into modern gaymes theres no point
I have a big wet sack full of abo pictures
I draw abo pictures on my big wet sack
Webster is going to join the exotica enthusiast club.
Is that like … bondage and shit ?
yeah thanks cunts, why should i even try ill just shit post on ausneets.
I think stuff like this would work because it has to be red-pills that are true and strike right at the heart. Stuff cunts will get offended to see on a sign at their bus stop but they cant unsee, and when they google it its true
>Islam is the only religion that has its own specialized police divison
>races different physically; mind and body
>stats about the brownies and crime
Also i would sooner gun down the immortal bankers and the corrupt (mostly liberal) politicans
NEETs have two paths to choose from, /pol/ anime shit or wagies with ethic gf's.
Do you let other neets wank to them?
Grow up buddy. The war is over.
Bugger that, I'm trying for drug NEET with Aussie gf half my age
trying for, wish me luck NEETs
wagerium has got me feeling spiritually crushed
My new wagery quest has inspired me
SAD and BACK PILLED
what do you do for money?
just look at the world we live in now and compare it to ~150 - 200 years ago, (and before that why not all of fucking human history) the human mind never evolved to be as spoiled as the modern average person is, or to put it simply >>220014
The Centrelink OT really has it out for me, he doesn't want me to get the DSP
Did you sacrifice the chickens and peform the ritual at MAX ?
We have discussed this point prior on multiple occasions. Being on the dole does not make you NEET.
>half my age
You didn't tell us that. Be careful she isn't a dropkick junkie girl. My mate did a similar thing and is now on a pedo watch list for 10 years.
She was the one selling it too.
suck him off for government benefits
>>half my age
I'm an old cunt 43 and she's 20
No pedo, and she's surprisingly un bogan.
Pretty obvious daddy issues but I'm not complaining.
Get an EAP. I'm dreading going to mine tomorrow, he/she has an asian name.
Never had an ethnic shrink.
>I'm an old cunt 43 and she's 20
what the fuck thats the dream cunt
For me, it's APM
Write /ausneets/ on her bum with her lipstick and we'll make it a banner.
Lol, I will if I get the chance m8
MAX are the only ones that got back to me about my WftD thing. I can't wait to be in charge.
Are any of them different? The only one I went through was a DES provider so I never had to do WftD because DSP masterrace.
can't wait to hear her reaction
If we get an article about stoner old cunt exploits youth in the news, I'll make that one too.
MAX are known as notorious fraudsters.
Not even being a cunt here, give it a google.
I wasted that palindrome.
There won't be another for 110011 posts now
When I looked up their number they had iirc 1.5 stars on google. I had a chuckle.
MAX makes me think of NK.
The next one will be 221122
Ah, um, yes.
Well spotted, I was just testing you.
I took some painkillers like 3 hours ago, and they are wearing off. I think I'm going to crash before I get the itches.
Good night friends.
Thank you, sleep tight.
mwah, nighty night sugums
post long dogs with black tips
Our first AFP informant
Back then men wanked with rocks, only royalty could buy an onahole
Hot potato can mean several things an attractive retard, an attractive Irish person or a hot potato.
You dear sir have expanded my mind
MAX is a wonderful place
suck my fuck you cuck
Going to apply for some jobs on seek, have a wank and go to sleep. Night Night NEETs.
Good luck you fuck.
Ill only suck your mucky fuck if you chuck your bad luck out with the ducks, and you better not call me a cuck again or you'll get struck by my thunder fuck and I'll throw you in a garbage truck
Time to eat a dozen hard boiled eggs.
Are you going to curry those boiled eggs?
I'm going to have a hard boiled egg enema.
Eggs don't belong in your bum.
I put chicken heads up my bum while my dad fucks it
You and your dad need help.
Do as you please then, just make sure the eggs have cooled down first, you don't want to burn your colon.
might do poo in loo
Should be re-established
Those niggers deserve to starve for what they did.
They will anyway, apparently they do urgery with their hands now, imagine that 50 years ago it was one of the best places in the Southern Hemisphere, up there with SA, Aus and NZ.
late night jobhunting feels
Might apply to whip all you executives into shape
suck my ass hairs clean