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8f6540  No.390723[Reply]


Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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1a9f8f  No.838480

>can feed any images

nothing will go wrong

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e6c617  No.125[Reply]

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da5443  No.833950


Dude, like hit on the women there, man. We were going to have a coed dance social, but it fell through because we couldn't afford to bus them over to our camp.

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26f16a  No.251757[Reply]

HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.



Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison



David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A Davis


Clairetato Hartley


(Your name here)

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4c877c  No.829184

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f80f70  No.700082[Reply]

Anyone know why the website was down eealrier?

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04a51d  No.838011

File: c54fc11c8281789⋯.mp4 (3.93 MB, 224x400, 14:25, Brian_zaiger_junkie.mp4)


The last owner Brian Zaiger was way more spergy than Josh. He was a drug addicted retard from Boston who didn't know the first fucking thing about hosting a site or running a wiki and only got the position when Ryan Cleary got partyvanned for Lulzsec bullshit.

Throughout Zaiger's reign as sysop for ED he was responsible for running the wiki into the ground by adding those godawful popups and removing anyone's article if:

A- they paid him enough


B- they had a vagina and led Brian to believe he would get to touch it.

(in addition to giving many people admin privileges for the same reasons)

Zaiger's incompetence eventually became too glaring to ignore so he hired some Eastern European hacker to take care of the site and he eventually stole the wiki from Zaiger when it became clear he was about to sell the entire website for meth monies.

(remember this is the guy who was so retarded that he registered the domain in the name of one of the biggest lolcow thorns in his side who simply called the domain provider and said he was the owner and was able to shut down a previous incarnation of ED)

(also, this is the guy who was so retarded that when he was named in a frivolous DMCA lawsuit designed to bring his article down Zaiger doubled down and refused to take it down and also hired a top-tier DMCA lawyer who cost Zaiger personally around 80K just so when he showed up to court the judge could throw the case out regardless of his lawyer)

Now its run by someone who is competent at least while Zaiger lived in a crackhotel with his sex worker girlfriend until she got sick of his shit and posted a bunch of videos of him high on heroin grunting like a retard and wearing her underwear (video in next post related, no exaggeration here) and he lost his place to live and went to jail a few times.

The only thing SeebPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

5acfaa  No.838097


>Or is it basically just KF in wiki format?

It's predated KF by years, so that can't be the case.

381bd9  No.838130


Josh has a wiki that serves as the wiki version of KF but there isn't open registration I think you have to be a foxdick insider to get editing privileges and he's already proved he's a massive faggot about the whole thing when he caved to Donny Long and took down his article.


9d9032  No.838281

So, Jewsh has been in the DailyMail and in ZeroHedge, wake me up when REAL journalist write something about this retarded scumbag.

3b8e85  No.838322

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>wake me up

Wake up, faggot.

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65fac7  No.769732[Reply]

Previous thread reached bumplock, now including /v/ and their pedo movement known as gamergate because they whiteknight for this fat faggot.

Catch up on the lore of this fat fuck here.




>Mark fucked up a resetERA dig and alerted them of his presence, resulting in SJW faggots bullying him

>Gamergate mad that the UN is proposing making countries ban loli, one user has suicidal thoughts

>Mark once again goes on a massive banning spree, this time banning alternatives to /v/ because he can't stand on his own merits.

>Mark is banned from twitter again

>Gamergate accomplishes nothing of note for the 4th year in a row

>Unofficial gamergate leader Acidman outed as a furry

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28746b  No.836986



I think its a healthy mix of omega and gamma. Maybe a few /pol/ cross posting deltas also.

9d84cd  No.837096

youtube deleted :,(

e8220c  No.837776


>mods are both fags

>General user-bases are both insufferable betas though cuckchan has the occasional stray normal person who’s just looking for a laugh

If 4cuck were not intending to implement paid posting, this place would be as bad.

7c546b  No.837957

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Or seeing some of their average goon fetishes.

>Mario Kart thread

>Hey guys what's your most hated track and weapon?

<God I want to feel inside Baby Princess Peach's onahole

<Bowsette thread!

f8789c  No.838241

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Yo nigga

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b6fc62  No.834044[Reply]

Nick Fuentes is an ironybro associate from Chicago who first achieved his notoriety when appearing at Charlottesville. Throughout his "career", Fuentes is known for being the ultimate e-grifter, julaying paypigs from 4/pol/ by jumping on whatever is popular on it. From Ron Paul style libertarianism, to unironic magapeding, to (most recently) Yang Gang shilling, Fuentes is a whore for money. With no real job prospects, Fuentes has been reduced to live-streaming in his mother's basement to his small cult audience every weekday. Recently there has been trouble in paradise; Fuentes cancelled Friday call-in shows due to getting fucked with by callers and proceeded to delete his discord. This, combined with the self-destruction of the ironybros and the ever present threat of a shoah does not bode well for poor Nicholas.

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cdc383  No.837743


BASED and REDPLILED Nickposter!

aefd11  No.837744


Okay. This? Is epic.

c1655c  No.837745


Rent free.

43804c  No.838091

Apparently Godwinson is making a video on the Irony Bros.

31eb2f  No.838229


If it’s pro, then epic. If it’s anti, not epic.

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ee235c  No.838187[Reply]

What happened to our favorite lolcow?

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09a342  No.273444[Reply]

This 23 year old autstic Youtuber loves to make SpongeBob and Gravity Falls videos with very clickbaity titles and makes tons of rants about Teen Titans Go!


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a13982  No.638278



We have ID's here sir you couldn't fully insult the guy in the same post?

3521cb  No.755528


The father of anime loved the shit out of Donald Duck and his favorite character was Scrooge McDuck, hence why the giant eyeballs in anime.

c998b6  No.838145

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>They’re mad they can’t fap to it like the old show. Simple as that.

This gave me a good chuckle

good one

295b2c  No.838172


>people are still replying to this nigger-tier clickbait

295b2c  No.838174


Dude, no julaying here, this thread is self promotion, move on.

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9e27ad  No.814281[Reply]

```WELCOME TO THREAD 46``` - "Rejected For No Reason Edition!"

Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore.

He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.

If you missed last season simply view it.


Thread #46: >>613531 (Archive: http://archive.fo/GaXDz)

Thread #45: >>517411 (Archive: http://archive.fo/cZxiL)

Thread #44: >>484580 (Archive: https://archive.fo/vClFP)

Thread #43: >>448515 (Archive: https://archive.fo/GzHzP)

Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)

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7f9b31  No.836713

I swear to god, for a moment I thought I was reading about Tonka

f29b4b  No.836753

anyone here MAGE rn?

554013  No.836763

JMAA should troll multiplayer video games, and harbor a Discord / Gamer community for red pilled alpha males.


Go find and recruit Jammku then. All he's been doing is silently running over admins in FiveM.

FiveM is fucking boring play the new Outlaw survival game. It's basically Wild West Rust.

Step out of that comfort zone. You're not doing it right unless you're afraid.

aaa226  No.837321


Lurk more

926550  No.838143


Yeah thats not an answer its a deflection and a change of subject. Whos the dude? Is that your fantasy daddy?

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09b8b0  No.309583[Reply]

>patreon at record lows

>still no return to cocks creation

>sanity at record lows

>lashing out at christmas decorations

>now his twitter has been taken away


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3bf31d  No.760603

Lets be real, what are the chances a mass shooter goes after a little dog?

4cc4e5  No.760952


Why is this faggot still alive?

cf1f06  No.832533




Spoony runs a redlight (probably while tweeting), injures two people, then denies it was his fault when there’s a video of it.


2bffcd  No.834747


Homeless saga confirmed. I doubt his 500 bux a month is going to pay for when he gets sued for almost killing two people.

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4bd369  No.784763[Reply]



Chris STILL holds out hope for the merge going down. Some fags on Twitter are trying to convince Chris to consider going on the Dr. Phil show but Chris seems to be listening to his tard handler on this one and is preferring the advice of a furry OC made by a CPA.

-How long before Barb dies?

-Will Chris ever suck a cock?

-When will Chris realize nobody can see his tweets?

-Will Chris be allowed to attend the final Bronycon?

-How will he handle the show ending despite claiming that the actual downies from MLP:FIM told him it would continue for 5 more seasons?

-Will Lukas the tranny ever re-emerge to regale us with more tales of Chris?

-How many posts before d5caf3 (75) shows up to screech relentlessly about how Chris is worse than Satan?

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7c3144  No.837348


please keep the Hirtes autism in it's containment thread.

814ce9  No.838010


More importantly: What the fuck is he going to do when his popularity dies off. He solves all of his issues by blaming the trolls. He gets paid by the trolls. His life is pretty much just the trolls. He literally cannot afford to lose them.

I'm guessing he'll do some crazy shit to gain relevance.

12471d  No.838069

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his new twitter is doing a good job of ridding himself of the trolls and frankly its boring. now we get chris on twitter troll free and he tweets into the void now that nobody he looks up to can even see his tweets anymore. he's getting pretty boring, pic related.

12471d  No.838074


Captain is still shitting up Chris' life, he just left the farms so he didn't have to answer to anyone about it anymore.

12471d  No.838135

So in the next six months Chris will have to deal with MLP ending, the last Bronycon, the Sonic movie and the new Pokemon game will have a Pokemon number that’s supposed to belong to Sonichu. I know we won't get a classic Chris breakdown but any guesses on how he's gonna handle 2019?

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d079bd  No.726119[Reply]

foxdickfarms is working with furaffinity so dragoneer can protect his precious income stream and not be outed as a child molesting, dogfucker/ dogfucker defender/ cub fetishist.


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4324eb  No.730729

Oy wat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you cheeky kunt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on abos, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in koala warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire AUS armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this continent, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the computer? Think again, you bloody wombat. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the southern hemisphere and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the typhoon, yobbo. The typhoon that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, ankle biter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Australian Defence Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face off the continent, you little snag. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whacker. I will shit a cut snake as cross as a frog in a sock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, nipper.

4324eb  No.730730

OP, you are a diety-esque figure upon men and edgy prepubescent internet heroes. I've seen lots of iterations of the good ol' Navy Seals copypasta, but you really went out of your way to take the cake and bake a city made of cake and frosting on top of it.

Thank you for bestowing hours of laughs upon me.

cd2550  No.730940

Look at the foxdicks trying to distract from furfaggotry by shilling Nick..

4324eb  No.731000


no there trying to distract that its all a ruse, the whole zoosadist leak was designed to protect the upper eschelon and distract enough so the zoogroups on telegram could DFE and get rid of anyone who was a weak link, now foxdickfarms is gunning for one of there main protectors dragoneer and there trying to do a whole distractions op.

i just made this thread so the person they were going after couldnt make the thread here.

8c484d  No.838116

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so wait foxdicks are working to defend dragoneer from accusations of being a molesting dog fucker… by having a thread about him being that thing?

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bb84b6  No.784042[Reply]

check this cancer page out, it's a marxist / sjw page that LARPs as a mask wearing antifa thug. has a fairly large /k/ following because they are too dumb to realize most of his posts are punching right. he's really easy to troll because he responds to most comments.

we have his doxxxxxxx and will be releasing it soon.


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5ce885  No.786029


>larps as a criminal

>has a facebook

this is pretty gay, ngl dude

d0f9e2  No.789811

Also he has attacked and harassed Fashwave because they are redpilling normie youth

158b8e  No.789881


you want the real redpill?

they are normie youth

e83bc6  No.797193

Does Antifa #8675309 really need his own thread? Post something funny if you think we should care.

8e1b36  No.838112


oh no, not fashwave! whatever will we do if that gets attacked?


>posting private dms

why do i get the feeling you were the person in that leak and are just super assblasted by this random faggot?

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d1c6a8  No.228717[Reply]

New thread! Old one is about to die!

The autistic betacuck icon and hardcore Corbyn supporting socialist Alexander Gordon Jahans is a rising meme.

His entire channel is nothing but this retard with moobs sperging over conservatives, sucking off to SJWs thinking he's ever gonna get any and justifying why he is such a mediocre cunt, like for example why he can't be arsed to fucking edit anything which is why all his videos are a half-hour of an unintelligible fat fuck having trouble breathing


Requesting invite to #Liferaft of the damned Jahanism chat! I lost it and Jahans banned me from the main discord so I can't get back in

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317e6c  No.836595

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>2minutes in

>"I'm still being stalked by nazis"

Are there still Jahans groups/server out there? I thought they all died. Or did he just give us a shoutout? Are we ebil nazehs then?

Stay jahanited brothers.

39771e  No.838079


The Jahans fanbase became the PPP one.

38d8e7  No.838081


PPP is just Canadian Jahans

39771e  No.838087


I think it's all largely a gay op from Adam to get distract us from Jahans ever since they became friends. He's brought in PPP to stop us going after Gordon.

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444e58  No.592588[Reply]


This forum is dedicated to true and honest fans of the children's TV show Arthur. There is some very strange stuff going on here.

On the surface it's a lot like other insane fandoms with its share of bizarre fetishes, creepy "art" and general degeneracy. But browse for a while and you will soon realize these people are seriously fucked in the head and potentially dangerous.

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89422f  No.834738

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No clue

f3a4a3  No.834740


Looks like the program they use to make 3D porn comics.

e6fc44  No.834915


I'd like to show my support for this.

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