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File: b0e4faf6687a68e⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1600x1140, 80:57, 4f0c2d13c3bda60d06ae571189….png)

 No.336929[Reply]

>Has to be 300x100 and under 500KB.

>Nothing too stupid

>Not everything you submit will be added

So post yours here or make a request and if you're lucky someone might do it.

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 No.421493

>>>/asmr/ for that, friend.




File: ba5cc57281e3ccd⋯.jpg (383.48 KB, 1173x1200, 391:400, guard.jpg)

 No.434310[Reply]

1) No lewd images of any person under 18.

2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence (in theory).

3) No spamming.

4) No doxxing.

5) No hateful bullying.

6) No ban evasion.

7) No posting someone else's pics, chat logs or similar without their consent.

Addendum:

• If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, let me know. I don't get notifications about these things.

• NSFW is perfectly fine, as long as it doesn't break any rules.

• Namefagging is encouraged, though not required.

• Kircheis is the best galactic hero, closely followed by Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong).

• Kagami a cute.

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 No.440918[Reply]

Hey, let's have a nice dinner together after work!

Celebrate something!

I don't know what I want but something!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM3Q5DJgci8

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 No.440967

File: b11588e2b0ed555⋯.jpg (86.69 KB, 550x800, 11:16, L.I.J.jpg)

>>440965

Seems like this board is nothing but Europeans.

It's fine though, I'll soon have more free time to post on here.


 No.440968

I WISH I WAS FUCKING DEAD


 No.440969

File: ad18453d4c2b702⋯.jpg (547.65 KB, 944x1259, 944:1259, Mettaton.EX.full.1985924.jpg)

>>440968

Me too thanks


 No.440970

File: d3f95c6d0c8edd0⋯.jpg (44.45 KB, 302x302, 1:1, Discord avatar.jpg)

Yesterday was a busy-busy day. And today will be equally busy.

Hi.


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File: e6f68201024b67e⋯.jpg (131.2 KB, 850x574, 425:287, sample_eff9d07fff3293a3f82….jpg)

>>440968

wadap chijooooo




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 No.440915

File: eea366376ce58dd⋯.gif (2.37 MB, 480x246, 80:41, hana.gif)

>>440912

Sure, post link here and I will.

>>440913

I hope so too!

Have a nice sleep.


 No.440916

File: fd42bb0a4314401⋯.jpg (54.2 KB, 564x789, 188:263, sleep dfeb2b24a13a6b0f6560….jpg)

>>440915

>>440914

Good night y'all.


 No.440917

File: a083bec6fc7c7a1⋯.gif (3.95 MB, 500x285, 100:57, literally me.gif)

>>440916

Good night and sweet dreams!


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 No.440920

yes that's a new thread

NEW THREAD THREAD

NEW NEW THREAD

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THREAD NEW THREAD

THREAD THREAD NEW

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File: 1de8b1540c29bb7⋯.png (792.65 KB, 1024x553, 1024:553, Fapping of a generation.png)

 No.440273[Reply]

Road to the top of 8ch edition

Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kdIOHR-p3o

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 No.440582

>>440581

you even have my tumblr


 No.440583

File: 89a9df138f330e9⋯.png (607.88 KB, 849x1100, 849:1100, Spanish Inquisition Pose.png)

>>440580

Awww I missed out.

I am not leaving this place again then.

It's time for a new thread, because we have quite a bit of people right now. This would put us in the "hot threads" category of the main screen.

>>440579

Don't even try it, you dork!

>>440581

Ohh ohh! add me as well!


 No.440584

File: ad310f6b6afb1f4⋯.jpg (538.44 KB, 1000x700, 10:7, cf51b2665151f61a9e0372ea48….jpg)

>>440582

i know dorkeyes

that's why i said i'd dm it there

>>440583

you first


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>>440583

that's what those americans do on prom tho.

>>440584

I see?


 No.440587

I made a new thread to get to FAST THREADS and bring new people like me.

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NEW

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NEW

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File: 13a182563817fa3⋯.gif (2.83 KB, 48x48, 1:1, Tsonoqua Mask.gif)

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 No.440270

File: cedf21ac5ce9332⋯.png (283.93 KB, 586x634, 293:317, mug with smile.png)

>>440269

Just don't eat too many. Anyways, later.


 No.440271

>>440270

Everyone died now. And you died as well.

RIP /lewd/. You never scored.


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>>440213

What about on your tail and ears?


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>>440273

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>>440273

I made a new thread to test the theory of more threads with active people = More chances of going up in the ranks.

Give it a go, guys!


 No.440280

File: 3f4a8b89cd27475⋯.jpg (244.4 KB, 1833x1844, 1833:1844, 70773399_p8.jpg)

i lurk but dont have the energy to post




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 No.439606[Reply]

We should all go for a cute bike trip

Everyone bring something to eat and drink!

Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0

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 No.439939

might buy a big soft toy and cuddle that to sleep

but mummy will probably make fun of me


 No.439940

>>439936

yeah, i agree.

it might help. dunno.

havent really had any human contact for a decade besides immediate family, and thats not very often and its very little. dont get on with them really. nothing in common either. no hugs.

cuddling a pretty girl like this professional cuddler would be nice.


 No.439941

File: 7f0b3ea26d3504b⋯.gif (2.45 KB, 48x48, 1:1, B'galla Mask.gif)

>>439937

What, you don't even need glasses or anything? Then yeah, I'd count you as fairly lucky!

Though I don't need glasses either, and I'm also mentally ill. So yeah.

>>439940

Their job would essentially be like a therapist then, I guess? I assume she'd be a pro, in any case, so she could probably be helpful. I started out thinking it was a pretty bad idea, but the more I think about it the more I think it might actually be good!


 No.439942

File: b0094075b1718b1⋯.jpg (98.52 KB, 1159x1200, 1159:1200, DnApbf0X4AAM2Gn.jpg)

>>439941

yeah im fairly healthy body wise

my extended family are all normalfags


 No.439944

>>439942

That's good at least, then!

Actually though, when I was home for Christmas my mum told me about her recently seeing a psychologist for depression. And my maternal grandmother was an alcoholic too. I guess it's in my blood!

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 No.439231[Reply]

We should all sleep together in one bed and talk about boys edition

https://youtu.be/5TTPPXtsd4A?list=RD5UUO_NmnSFc

i swear i'm not gay

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 No.439602

File: c3add26f6cbf623⋯.jpg (79.26 KB, 1000x960, 25:24, Dm3Qi7rXsAEfYH2.jpg)

another day as a rat in a rat race

i wish emotions weren't so hard

i wish a lot of things


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>>439602

it takes so much energy just not to sperg


 No.439604

i wish i wish i didn't make him hate me


 No.439605

File: 77fc4bb8db6d8e6⋯.jpg (144.35 KB, 724x922, 362:461, 14lpq.jpg)

>>439603

Sperg on!

Might help

I know i need my sperg moments sometimes


 No.439607

lazy people

new thread for you guys

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 No.439228

File: df6667de139cf5c⋯.png (15.31 KB, 592x408, 74:51, spurdider.png)

no u


 No.439229

Finn memes should be a ban hmph


 No.439230

File: b14832c53ae10c1⋯.png (129.45 KB, 713x713, 1:1, 1443394272902.png)

I don't know why but I like gondolar tbh. he's a nice evolution from pedo bear tbh.


 No.439232

File: dc6fe29e2300644⋯.png (135.87 KB, 536x389, 536:389, glitchy 2.PNG)


 No.439234

>>439230

post in new thread spidey :c




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 No.438510[Reply]

Depression edition

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaVd6zl2bA

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 No.438824

File: c2b3eb0d5fdd040⋯.png (22.89 KB, 914x816, 457:408, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.40.18….png)

>>438823

you could have turned water into gold with your words and it wouldn't have mattered.


 No.438825

File: d040930a8d1de99⋯.png (687.03 KB, 731x515, 731:515, lewd 2.PNG)


 No.438826

File: 7a5ecff5e75fea7⋯.png (870.54 KB, 906x937, 906:937, spooky glam.PNG)

guess i'll go make a new thread

okay

alright

ok


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File: 830db9c5887926e⋯.jpg (81.28 KB, 746x1199, 746:1199, Dx2PKtmUcAAQoXN.jpg)


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 No.438230[Reply]

Did I do it right?

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File: 59235bbe11ebbfb⋯.png (30.2 KB, 300x250, 6:5, d1dnaPO9q5-2.png)


 No.438507

had a big binge of food

ate so much today

NOT GOOD!

but its ok

i am losing fat from my body, i know because of old clothes being baggy

one fuck up does not change anything


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File: c42322498005dd6⋯.gif (2.56 KB, 48x48, 1:1, African Daisy.gif)

>>438507

>one fuck up does not change anything

That's the right frame of mind! Too many people give up if the fuck up once, but that's not how the world works.


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>>438508

>if the fuck up

*if they fuck up


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File: aabb88ebe804a19⋯.jpg (25.25 KB, 181x219, 181:219, error 02.jpg)

 No.437775[Reply]

Alright, let's make the thread before we cross 400 posts and things get too exciting…

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 No.438226

File: d9913c62f8f7b1d⋯.png (94.38 KB, 816x460, 204:115, 1455002345855.png)

>>438225

I lost my year long edge while sleeping.

qq tbh


 No.438227

File: 7b13207af8f6c66⋯.jpg (19.62 KB, 343x600, 343:600, salute e02b5db31d54b252181….jpg)

>disclosing personal masturbatory details

Sure why not. I broke a 14 day on the 14th January. Never really decided consciously to hold any. Just hadn't been in the mood.

>>438224

Swine, tbh.

>>438225

Welcome back among the living, Moo. Say, would you make another thread? I think that would be nice. The custom is to put CJMT #next number in the Subject. The number of this one is 1171 so obviously the next one is 1172. I think it would be nice if you did the honors.


 No.438228

File: f03bc41c8490f3d⋯.png (2.31 KB, 300x250, 6:5, netb3jfXyt-10.png)

>>438227

don't make me edge thinking about you for another year now…


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>>438227

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 No.438232

Dunno how to link to another thread

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File: f1c24379445ce2d⋯.jpg (67.1 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Christmas 24331940_3786186….jpg)

 No.437376[Reply]

It ain't over till it's over edition.

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 No.437772

File: 5be7b91bdf4208d⋯.jpg (1.27 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, __roll_rockman_drawn_by_sa….jpg)

>>437771

Haven't seen it.


 No.437773

File: 28a0322986af2a6⋯.jpg (72.8 KB, 601x336, 601:336, soranowoto5.jpg)

>>437772

the art is very kon, the story is very ptsd, its great.


 No.437774

File: a1aec42f7312181⋯.png (561.41 KB, 720x720, 1:1, draw_my_face.png)

I had a dream last night where I was an otokonoko and was in a room with all glass walls. I had to change into panties while people were watching and I creamed my panties while putting them on but I had to keep going anyways. I was lead out of the room and was going to have to suck a fat guy's cock and I didn't want to but he assured me he bathed thoroughly beforehand and then I was okay with it, but I woke up before anything else happened.

>>437773

Might watch it.


 No.437776

Your last chance to get a first reply and quads in a single post.

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File: 864a4d3298f19eb⋯.png (454.07 KB, 723x1023, 241:341, tamamo 0024.png)

Scientists have been long puzzled over why women can show just as much intelligence as men in theory, although their brains are eight per cent smaller on average.

Now a study by universities in Los Angeles and Madrid have shown that for women, brain size does not matter.




File: f6601e70ef470fd⋯.jpg (94.13 KB, 1000x811, 1000:811, hold hands images 64c4363b….jpg)

 No.436943[Reply]

Steady as she goes.

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 No.437373

File: f03bc41c8490f3d⋯.png (2.31 KB, 300x250, 6:5, netb3jfXyt-10.png)

>>437371

hand over the animus and no one will be hurt.


 No.437374

File: 6cb5c86f7c0da4c⋯.jpg (10.64 KB, 217x202, 217:202, delete this 41402090_18848….jpg)

>>437368

This bit was for you.

>Hah! They'll last you that much longer. Are they nice?

>>437373

You're in the wrong neighbourhood, punk.


 No.437375

File: 344f485f2a643de⋯.jpg (227.59 KB, 1200x836, 300:209, __ozen_made_in_abyss_drawn….jpg)

>>437374

I'm aware.


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File: 2f83feb3d474d93⋯.png (16.24 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1470781805915.png)

>>437374

oh damn


 No.437378

File: ddba4e84afbe6e2⋯.jpg (331.58 KB, 800x1127, 800:1127, nervous frog 485699.jpg)




File: d9c90cac7f94cb2⋯.webm (1.68 MB, 176x144, 11:9, Nirvana - Come As You Are.webm)

 No.436538[Reply]

I don't see why not.

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 No.436940

File: b86410906800f91⋯.jpg (39.84 KB, 581x600, 581:600, pqvmx2g6ngry.jpg)

>>436939

youtube: shrek's dank kush

>>436938

If only I could make someone happy like that


 No.436941

File: 3b9443ba42d2a24⋯.png (203.65 KB, 1000x751, 1000:751, 1444545084653.png)

>>436940

youtube: Thomas the dank engine


 No.436942

File: 70db5370c0d3e65⋯.jpg (64.62 KB, 540x810, 2:3, shy 4cf348a4979011c5d5d315….jpg)

>>436940

Happy like what?


 No.436944

File: fb1ef5cb9cec501⋯.jpg (122.24 KB, 700x983, 700:983, wVWBoWg.jpg)

>>436941

I like the combo of GTA Vice City and Counter-Strike, except I suck at Counter-Strike

>>436942

Like my romantic feelings directed toward somebody matter. I'm kinda Tsun myself.


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