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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 2d05edcf50c9ac9⋯.jpg (68.62 KB, 500x615, 100:123, IMG_20190206_210259.jpg)

d93375  No.368990

Howe we all lads

ff86e7  No.368991

File: 1ba71ecd978ba07⋯.png (2.77 MB, 868x1300, 217:325, Untitled.png)

yank lasses in cornfields

d93375  No.368992

File: 01c1b7335d15a18⋯.jpg (39.22 KB, 589x589, 1:1, JPEG_20181013_165545.jpg)

d93375  No.368993


gave erryone like 5 mins then made thread on my phone. Shoulda just spent a bit more on it tbf. Didnt wanna leave us w/out 1

d93375  No.368994



>imperium lasses in rice fields

>med lasses in olive orchards

990440  No.368995

File: 46a5f3824c8de13⋯.webm (3.92 MB, 480x848, 30:53, VID-201902.webm)

best shift ever today

74eeee  No.368996


>westcountry lasses in apple orchards

*licks lips*

d93375  No.368997

Yorkshire lads in coal fields

74eeee  No.368998

File: f52bc06fa8da54e⋯.png (409.19 KB, 500x775, 20:31, 1549040571271.png)


irish lasses in tato fields

9964dc  No.368999

Shite film ngl

7b9725  No.369000

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keeeek I love boomer tech videos

74eeee  No.369001

File: 4936a8fff48e932⋯.gif (88.51 KB, 498x416, 249:208, 1549197122804.gif)

938a18  No.369002

>thread was full


938a18  No.369003


>that video of the lass or lad getting hit in the face

ff86e7  No.369004


it was a lass and she got hit in the eye

if we're thinking of the same vid

938a18  No.369005


wew no keek. I don't want to see that one

74eeee  No.369006


bit stupid of them, kind of deserve it tbh

7b9725  No.369007

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938a18  No.369008


I guess. Risked my life in a school once when I had to retrieve the darts kids threw at the wall

7b9725  No.369009


mirin that ID tbh

9964dc  No.369010


>that blank expreession as he turns around


da69be  No.369011

File: 10980650380c98c⋯.jpg (30.47 KB, 250x245, 50:49, ID_LS_WILSO_BEAUTY_AP_001.jpg)

ecf0d0  No.369012

File: e84c97e445bf63a⋯.png (84.51 KB, 255x223, 255:223, eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.png)

938a18  No.369013

File: 4195ae141cc54b8⋯.png (85.83 KB, 635x247, 635:247, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no racial differences

938a18  No.369014

holy shit that is a long study

d09568  No.369015

File: d8e1de160de476b⋯.webm (2.01 MB, 960x1706, 480:853, Jewess 822.webm)

jevvesses, tbh

a2dcc2  No.369016

File: 147b4c0d203d91a⋯.webm (3.9 MB, 600x336, 25:14, staring into the abyss.webm)

74eeee  No.369017

File: b06dddee35403cf⋯.jpg (306.42 KB, 853x1200, 853:1200, 1549836403842.jpg)

938a18  No.369018

File: 0859e3cad07f2dc⋯.png (371.34 KB, 450x432, 25:24, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 41b2ef564b07453⋯.png (145.96 KB, 220x500, 11:25, ClipboardImage.png)

>Vegeta's japanese voice actor is the same as Reinhard von lohengramm


ff86e7  No.369019


>tfw no belly button willy

74eeee  No.369020


is there money to be made being a voice actor in japan

938a18  No.369021

File: ae191b9bd1b50c3⋯.png (328.49 KB, 569x760, 569:760, ClipboardImage.png)

938a18  No.369022


Bet it's already oversaturated

74eeee  No.369023

File: 0f7d3c2f8d1c431⋯.png (8.43 KB, 472x408, 59:51, dorsepepeback.png)

5264b3  No.369024


You'd have to be Japanese and be able to sing and do multiple voices also, you'd likely do some porn VA-ing as well.

7b9725  No.369025

File: 970b3356603de9f⋯.jpg (21.95 KB, 288x337, 288:337, 143897799318.jpg)

Ah, it's that time of day again

74eeee  No.369026


I can do some good accent impressions tbh

938a18  No.369027


just do the English SJW dub, lad

a2dcc2  No.369028

74eeee  No.369029


whats that

7b9725  No.369030


>and be able to sing

Not true, separate singers are almost always used and they don't really cost much

5264b3  No.369031

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Vid related


I thought they used the VAs considering the vast amount of music that they produce, all this time I have been lied to.

7b9725  No.369032

File: 85b202f83bd77d0⋯.png (663.26 KB, 958x544, 479:272, 1444929456007.png)


>that fucking dub

74eeee  No.369033


>american voices


a2dcc2  No.369034

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Why are Americans so bad at dubbing young girl characters? They always end up sounding 35, and bored.

74eeee  No.369035

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938a18  No.369036


what is this meme?

74eeee  No.369037


let's go to ram ranch, cowboy

d09568  No.369038

File: 3323d27b082203a⋯.png (771.39 KB, 615x885, 41:59, Jewess 867.png)



5264b3  No.369039

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That's who dubs are aimed at I'm pretty sure, the only English dub that I know of is a bit better than that.

938a18  No.369040


Spic will be there

a2dcc2  No.369041


I love this one

>hard to tell, base. There's an enormous jellybean over my eyes

74eeee  No.369042

File: 8c038a7ddd2a6f0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 58.42 KB, 720x886, 360:443, 1549655329087.jpg)



ff86e7  No.369043



gotta listen to the jap gibberish and read captions for 95% of animes. occasionally the dubs are okay like prison school for example but that's the exception that proves the rule (however tf that saying is supposed to make sense)




gotta spoiler that nastiness

938a18  No.369044




ff86e7  No.369045


I'm from New England though. cowboys are Texas

74eeee  No.369046

File: 33ae44f9290d393⋯.png (373.19 KB, 430x585, 86:117, j.png)


spoiler your life you waste of space!

5264b3  No.369047


The dub Ghost Stories is adored by people only because it's edgy and out there other than the initial shock value that dissipates quickly there's nothing of substance.

a2dcc2  No.369048

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Occasionally incredibly Japanese games end up getting dubbed by English companies and the result completely surreal.

938a18  No.369049


Americans are cowboys

a2dcc2  No.369050

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This one's amazing

d09568  No.369051

File: bd96454bcffc351⋯.png (1018.98 KB, 3681x841, 3681:841, 40d.png)


albertans are the cowboys of canada, lmao. I went to alberta and visited a rodeo.

938a18  No.369052


Did you ride in on your reindeer?

d09568  No.369053


i rode in on my john deer

938a18  No.369054

File: 1b815c1038f4b43⋯.png (808.69 KB, 900x685, 180:137, ClipboardImage.png)

938a18  No.369055


keek. goodlad, my family farm has all its tractors from from that company

5264b3  No.369056


>Family has a farm

Why aren't you are farmhand instead of a van driver? Interestingly enough I know a Norwegian farmhand but they only work around eight hours a week.

938a18  No.369057

File: 72c70c99a47a67c⋯.png (397.81 KB, 600x467, 600:467, ClipboardImage.png)


7b9725  No.369058

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>codeine just about starting to hit

938a18  No.369059


Because it's my grandparent's farm and dad couldn't inherit it because he's allergic to all the animals so it went to my uncle and now one of his daughters has taken over the work there, well, her husband. And yeah very little work, they have a milk robot that cows uses of their own free will whenever they want to get milked

d9e0e2  No.369060

>lass makes me watch Thor film

>it has both Natalie Portman and Kat Dennings in it

based and jewpilled

74eeee  No.369061

File: 4645c40598326ad⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1549391562461.jpg)

7b9725  No.369062


[cries in Spicposter]

d09568  No.369063

File: a46501d2eac75c4⋯.webm (141.35 KB, 900x506, 450:253, Jewess 471.webm)

74eeee  No.369064

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d09568  No.369065

Who are the lads currently on?

ff86e7  No.369066


don't really understand the question but I've been playin' rainbow six siege

just clutched a 1v4 as ash

938a18  No.369067

File: 3a526344eb83e6e⋯.png (118.23 KB, 633x758, 633:758, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw you remember you still have onion rings in the fridge

938a18  No.369068


74eeee  No.369069

File: 8b60e12494cbdc7⋯.jpg (18.38 KB, 527x553, 527:553, 1548187522981.jpg)

a2dcc2  No.369070

File: 5b3224b3aa0937b⋯.jpg (746.33 KB, 1000x900, 10:9, 15a0036c2dd6f6ba278e951376….jpg)


a2dcc2  No.369071

File: 68ed4834c9b973b⋯.jpg (144.86 KB, 1000x1074, 500:537, GreenMan-Summer_01.jpg)

absolutely based

74eeee  No.369072

pass me the codeine, lad

938a18  No.369073



give me the quick rundown, lid

a2dcc2  No.369074

File: 5f569afb73ca9fb⋯.jpg (53.24 KB, 385x514, 385:514, green_man_02.jpg)


he's based

74eeee  No.369075

i get sad reading some threads

someone makes a post stating a historical fact then a bunch of people just reply with stupid memes calling them retarded and wrong

938a18  No.369076


any examples, lad?

7b9725  No.369077


most threads on /shit/

938a18  No.369078

would like to see a specific example tbh

74eeee  No.369079


it was about human height throughout history, someone said that people in the early middle ages were almost as tall as people today, which is true, but people just called them stoopid

dunno why i bother reading things like that, most people are just dumb, i can remember a time on /his/ where there was a thread asking why romans never invaded scotland or ireland, yet nobody in the thread even knew THEY DID even though it had hundreds of replies

938a18  No.369080


keek. Based sheeps, I think most people act that way at certain times though

645466  No.369081

File: d5e322a371d5d29⋯.png (756.07 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20190211-015422.png)

My phone background

645466  No.369082

Just watched train to busan, would reccomend korean zombie moovie about capidalism

645466  No.369083



/his/ has been a really bad board, maybe because it takes so much more effort to disprove something than to assert it

d09568  No.369084

File: 04fb8868a1457d3⋯.jpg (112.58 KB, 775x760, 155:152, 730.jpg)

fuck anime

74eeee  No.369085


tbh it was quite cool to find out that there was a remain of a roman encampment near dublin

the story of the lost legion in scotland is cool too

369d26  No.369086

File: 71a9476498b03d7⋯.jpg (112.63 KB, 1000x850, 20:17, Popcorn Pepe.jpg)


>train to busan

enjoyed it myself last summer during a "hwew, owch me back, me fucken back!" episode which resulted in a 3 week `on da sick` period.

binged on PUTLOCKER and joutube.

was a happy time in my life, negl.

369d26  No.369087

File: 8e50e61804ff406⋯.jpg (9.34 KB, 350x334, 175:167, Sad Twinkle Eyes Pepe.jpg)

God dammit!

best start getting ready for work I guess.

11 - 7 shift today, man I HATE it!

first job is a muds front door that they`re struggling to lock.

joy of joys.

a2dcc2  No.369088

File: 536d89be959fae2⋯.png (304.74 KB, 581x566, 581:566, ClipboardImage.png)

oh no no no

ecf0d0  No.369089

File: eacdd9ce9964052⋯.png (719.23 KB, 477x750, 159:250, megakeek2.png)

ecf0d0  No.369090

File: 54af7f0f59736f3⋯.png (362.97 KB, 419x610, 419:610, ClipboardImage.png)

ecf0d0  No.369091

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Fresh WotW

1d32bd  No.369092

File: cf84f5f7bcb08b7⋯.jpg (4.64 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 683585.jpg)

burnt my chicken bites made from quorn

what a waste

im sorry

a2dcc2  No.369093

File: e585d4e1837e5d2⋯.jpg (34.86 KB, 424x405, 424:405, a87054f6c5d55c729c163bbcd1….jpg)

74eeee  No.369094




a2dcc2  No.369095

File: 147b4c0d203d91a⋯.webm (3.9 MB, 600x336, 25:14, staring into the abyss.webm)

>when the vegetarian relatives sneak quorn into your food again

Don't think I can't tell.

74eeee  No.369096


one of my dads mate is a veggie but he happily cooks meat if we wanted it

also an alcoholic

a2dcc2  No.369097

File: ee2789361e5a143⋯.png (867.94 KB, 851x760, 851:760, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2191a535af23d49⋯.png (336.78 KB, 400x533, 400:533, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no Shelley gf

74eeee  No.369098

File: c5bd971d4bb9142⋯.jpg (45.03 KB, 860x566, 430:283, oblivion.jpg)

a2dcc2  No.369099


Stop watching fake nonce videos, lad.

74eeee  No.369100



a2dcc2  No.369101


They're so fake.

74eeee  No.369102



74eeee  No.369103

late roman army was very aesthetic tbh

938a18  No.369104


It looks so bad, like his face is too small and just glued over somebody else' body

938a18  No.369105


who would want to play a fake nonce?

a2dcc2  No.369106


People with more thirst for youtube monis than self respect.

938a18  No.369107

File: 9db4db9ced0272c⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.75 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1549861413027.webm)

>tfw you were born just in time for brapbarns to be a real thing

938a18  No.369108


doubt it, this was a one-off and you don't make much money on one video. Sounds like something that would be demonetised too

17bc8a  No.369109

17bc8a  No.369110



You deserve it

17bc8a  No.369111

File: 50586583eb6ac04⋯.png (154.06 KB, 852x428, 213:107, ClipboardImage.png)


938a18  No.369112

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)


but something has to have created the shadow

17bc8a  No.369113


Is that the right hand one?

938a18  No.369114

File: d478720ac54e277⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 7.29 MB, 2731x2048, 2731:2048, ClipboardImage.png)

Jump in the balls are warm

938a18  No.369115


yeah. Well in both cases something creates the shadow

da69be  No.369116


shadow is just metaphorical

da69be  No.369117

File: f672290fde6b112⋯.jpg (54.68 KB, 600x583, 600:583, DytrbqYWkAAjfmo.jpg)

ecf0d0  No.369118

Why is clown pepe?

da69be  No.369119


it's a marv not a pepe

938a18  No.369120


well I guess it is an absence of light rather than being something, but still, something has to cast it smh

938a18  No.369121

File: 19f1bcbda46b1b0⋯.png (302.49 KB, 497x499, 497:499, ClipboardImage.png)

938a18  No.369122

File: e65c9c2dbcf4b34⋯.png (9.1 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 38cf7423b261d9b2a48a778753….png)

>because this woman at the window, this lush, supple, warm body in its sombre clothes of rough, heavy material belonged to him, totally to him and him alone

74eeee  No.369123


i would give the gun to hitler

74eeee  No.369124

didnt wank, lads

also mother has 2 weeks off, whats the odds she just sits and watches tv for that time

938a18  No.369125


why doesn't she do something more worth her time, like posting on /newbrit/?

938a18  No.369126

File: 615f76011fc472e⋯.png (8.77 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

nice book cover, dude. keek

a2dcc2  No.369127


This but unironically.

938a18  No.369128


would you be happy with being Dorset's dad, lad? Imagine him talking shit about you behind your back on this board.

b10032  No.369129


I did. Smh.

a2dcc2  No.369130

File: 67b678330e4aa05⋯.png (9.48 KB, 408x286, 204:143, 13317586891161.png)


>Dorset within strangling distance

b10032  No.369131


If that pic was his mummy, I would be his step daddy tbph.

74eeee  No.369132


no that was leaflass

938a18  No.369133

leaflass was pretty tbh but she was crazy tbh smh


he's so short that you'll have to carefully put him down after strangling him or he'll break his legs

a2dcc2  No.369134


*makes him walk on stilts so I can always strangle him

938a18  No.369135

File: 8aa6828c6fbed86⋯.png (120.99 KB, 292x450, 146:225, ClipboardImage.png)

>when you flirt with a woman and then a knee-knocked ginger manlet comes and picks her up and just walks away with her

74eeee  No.369136


please do

end my misery

a2dcc2  No.369137



938a18  No.369138

File: c628908d3ee338b⋯.png (47.83 KB, 346x198, 173:99, ClipboardImage.png)


he'll need one of these to pick up things when he drops them too

a2dcc2  No.369139


Thought that was an Evangelion reference.

a2dcc2  No.369140


*turns Dorset into a shit cyborg, so I can bully him more efficiently

4dedda  No.369141


i hate kafka so damn much. it's worse to know he was a sickly depressed manlet that i couldnt beat up and live with myself after. but fuck you.

938a18  No.369142


Kek it looks like it. Thought it might have been referencing what Evangelion took it from, but it seems like SEELE's symbol is completely original to the series.


Why, lad? No spoilers pls

7b9725  No.369143



he was 6ft+ lad

4dedda  No.369144


his books/characters behave absurd (well, kafkaesque) and you know something isn't right but he keeps reassuring you it's all fine and normal and if you doubt him he'll laugh at you being paranoid. he's gaslighting you. he's a good writer, that's the purpose of his books. but his protagonists are just dumb for the sake of making you pissed and yell at them.

938a18  No.369145

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938a18  No.369146

File: 98fc4570ddc5fd8⋯.png (2 MB, 1772x2362, 886:1181, ClipboardImage.png)

He looks just like Dorset

a2dcc2  No.369147


I thought he was making a point about the stresses of modern society. That there's so much shit you're just expected to take, even though you never fully understand, and a part of you feels uneasy about the whole thing.

938a18  No.369148


Well if that's how I am supposed to feel he's doing a good job tbh. Don't see what's wrong with it tbh

4dedda  No.369149


because if he makes me feel hate i feel hate. whats so difficult.

4dedda  No.369150


yeah my literature teacher said just that and good for you both

i have nothing against his books

d09568  No.369151

File: c3161a0a49f5fe3⋯.mp4 (643.61 KB, 404x718, 202:359, Jewess 463.mp4)

938a18  No.369152

File: 50fb68f01fed962⋯.png (10.67 KB, 418x437, 22:23, 2f57be13758037dd15474a1fa9….png)


Reading your posts is making me a bit angry, lad.

938a18  No.369153


urge to throw her over the railing tbh

d09568  No.369154


try it fatboy

1d32bd  No.369155

File: 8c0418e797a3684⋯.png (219.24 KB, 888x624, 37:26, 761347.png)




I changed my diet to vegetarian

I just want to feel good, okay?

The quorn I did manage to not born tasted lovely btw


Did we ever find out who Stan was? I assume Stan was some sort of care worker or something


god the memories

74eeee  No.369156

>goes veggie

>still tries to eat food that is a meat imitation


1d32bd  No.369157

File: 3cbe0d2e123131c⋯.jpg (12.93 KB, 236x236, 1:1, 1549874253165.jpg)


im new to it is all smh

938a18  No.369158

File: a9e04e6c0000c37⋯.jpg (95.48 KB, 400x541, 400:541, 1486118179293.jpg)


what is wrong with you

938a18  No.369159

File: e98c0626e3b3121⋯.png (115.23 KB, 631x270, 631:270, ClipboardImage.png)

74eeee  No.369160

File: 97e3e0021c270d0⋯.jpg (40.04 KB, 832x568, 104:71, 1548436074004.jpg)


>jew manlet genes + probably shit jewish diet


>northern european genes + good rural frontier diet

4dedda  No.369161


try pescetrian at first. it has the best of two worlds. the best meat and fishes are dumb soulless creatures created by god for consumption.

1d32bd  No.369162

File: 181bb435ad79e28⋯.jpg (179.49 KB, 788x706, 394:353, 1549815635430.jpg)


eating meat always makes me feel bloated and gross and i dont find it filling at all


Fish are cute though, idk if I can follow that diet. Thanks for letting me know about it though

9d3a16  No.369163


well if you don't like to eat it, fine. What kind of man doesn't like meat though smh

4dedda  No.369164

File: edbfb62496299d3⋯.jpg (71.61 KB, 561x640, 561:640, 1549879311586.jpg)


maybe you should go sleep with them if you love them so much

joking ily

1d32bd  No.369165

File: fcbab7f2b311ffa⋯.jpg (215.49 KB, 615x421, 615:421, 1549859098314.jpg)


I've always covered steak and chicken etc in sauces, never much liked the meat itself

>What kind of man doesn't like meat though smh




I still take a fish oil capsule a day

Don't tell the fish that, please


e277b5  No.369166


So if we crash a plane in the Andes and start starving you'd offer yourself to be cannibalised?

e277b5  No.369167


imagine reading that book

imagine being a woman and reading that book

top fucking keek

1d32bd  No.369168

File: fa59d4d39ca41b2⋯.jpg (14.88 KB, 238x233, 238:233, 1549765063471.jpg)


>YouTube 'urban explorer', 21, says more than 10 police officers arrested him at airport over claim he stole a 15p cup of tea two years earlier



I guess, yeah?

I'm probably not worth eating though, pretty thin nowadays

*runs away from the group and survives off dead grass*

e277b5  No.369169


Google calories in bone marrow.

1d32bd  No.369170

File: 02b3d97a58002ce⋯.png (215.55 KB, 500x575, 20:23, 1548870003307.png)




e277b5  No.369171



ecf0d0  No.369172

File: 5c0754fe00f5548⋯.png (32.35 KB, 399x322, 57:46, eeshsmoke.png)

1d32bd  No.369173

File: 2bab40d9ae2403b⋯.jpg (91.26 KB, 1024x843, 1024:843, 1546915327870m.jpg)

a2dcc2  No.369174


>Kool aid

That stuff's orrid. Drank some once, and I swear the acid in it made me ill for a day and tool a layer of enamel off my teeth

7b9725  No.369175

Just did a devastating poo tbh lads

e277b5  No.369176

>work tonight


952b5a  No.369177

Anyone got the vid of that jilet jaune headshot?


My little one has done some devastating poos today too.

1d32bd  No.369178

File: 207411c438abf11⋯.jpg (45.95 KB, 719x855, 719:855, 1549896895207.jpg)


there there 22st lad it's okay


>jilet jaune headshot?

i dont think ive seen that one

did they die? (srs)

1d32bd  No.369179


never had it, and I'm glad I haven't after reading your post

i take it it tasted like chemicals and not any kind of fruit?

a2dcc2  No.369180

952b5a  No.369181

a2dcc2  No.369182

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Think I'm going to like this series.

a2dcc2  No.369183

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


da69be  No.369184

File: f18acde6286210c⋯.png (2.31 MB, 1181x1748, 1181:1748, 1549149168522.png)

Any valentines plans this year lads?

a2dcc2  No.369185


When is it even? lol

Other human beings. What a concept.

1d32bd  No.369186

File: 7170118de0a2085⋯.jpg (123.75 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 554`5`25.jpg)


y-yea, loads

and i cant wait to come here and tell you sad lonely fucks all about how great my valentines day was hahahaha

cute pic saved

e277b5  No.369187


>he doesn't have a date for valentines day


952b5a  No.369188


Would have thought a cute lad like you would be able to find a nice boy smh

e277b5  No.369189


Have you seen him?

1d32bd  No.369190

File: b484f62c4539617⋯.jpg (436.34 KB, 552x720, 23:30, 58358.jpg)


i do

and i cant wait to tell you guys all about her



has someone been leaking pics of me?


oh oh

ecf0d0  No.369191

File: 2cf3a058f1e7562⋯.png (116.01 KB, 751x334, 751:334, eeshsmokehuge.png)

e277b5  No.369192

File: 9b003902b795434⋯.jpg (65.96 KB, 748x470, 374:235, 1549839909712.jpg)


Because he wouldn't have said that had he had seen you

d09568  No.369193

File: f9b4615130d620e⋯.jpg (11.81 KB, 448x332, 112:83, 1163 - r5UoMdY.jpg)

i've got no valentines day plans

1d32bd  No.369194

File: d9edf8d0d4d47a8⋯.png (801.96 KB, 720x720, 1:1, me.png)



thas amazin


better luck next year

maybe try tinder?

e277b5  No.369195


I will be driving with a 50 year old hag on Friday. She will try to hit on me. So creepily sexual too. ew

17bc8a  No.369196


None so far

952b5a  No.369197


>a milf is going to hit on me

Is this humblebrag designed to upset Dorset?

1d32bd  No.369198

File: cf3c31e5ee1c8e2⋯.png (126.64 KB, 542x323, 542:323, 1549228060563.png)

ecf0d0  No.369199

File: 17f4c2dab11162a⋯.png (24.36 KB, 664x825, 664:825, miffed3.png)

this is a no faggotry zone

7b9725  No.369200

File: 1c05b7277d7ffea⋯.png (259.99 KB, 480x319, 480:319, ClipboardImage.png)

>tradie cunt finally moves his van out of muh parking spot (beneath streetlight, before driveway so can't get blocked in and visible from bedroom window)

>had my car parked ages away further up that street so hurry out to move it

>get in and start to drive

>slow down on approach and indicate

>some roastie in one of those shitty new Fiat 500 comes flying round the corner and dives in ahead of me just as I start to turn

e277b5  No.369201


she's ugly, fat, lacking most her teeth

d09568  No.369202


I'm not interested innit either, tbh.

1d32bd  No.369203

File: faea3d1444e1c1f⋯.png (901.21 KB, 750x1500, 1:2, 8f148c5aa90ac9382b30184020….png)


sorry lad

*straight posts*

e277b5  No.369204

File: 31178ba3a60512d⋯.gif (105.23 KB, 511x512, 511:512, 1549882570064.gif)


>too much of a beta incel to honk

e277b5  No.369205


doesn't she have a dick?

1d32bd  No.369206

File: 67f46d216d8d50d⋯.png (386.09 KB, 513x457, 513:457, 5427542.png)

i didnt notice the nipple

forgive me for not spoilering

ecf0d0  No.369207

File: f0db6b56d80db8d⋯.png (176.84 KB, 600x600, 1:1, miffed1.png)

It's a no lewd zone too

you have to spoiler that sort of thing

1d32bd  No.369208


no it was a legit straight post by me

1d32bd  No.369209

File: 94820617dae01c3⋯.jpg (11.93 KB, 227x318, 227:318, 552521.jpg)



da69be  No.369210


why not park in your driveway

e277b5  No.369211

ecf0d0  No.369212

just had a mcvities gold bar

surprisingly delicious white chocolate


thank you

there are goodbwois here who could do without the distraction


7b9725  No.369213

File: 900b373ed109b11⋯.jpg (131.66 KB, 1033x679, 1033:679, 2e44089098798b6280e9c2f9b5….jpg)


Haven't got one Deano some of us live in houses made before cars became a household item

ecf0d0  No.369214

File: bbcc4b6ae4d0940⋯.png (469.31 KB, 480x454, 240:227, sweaty1.png)

File: 444f6f4ef0d0914⋯.png (149.03 KB, 512x512, 1:1, deano.png)

>day three


god I wish that was me

952b5a  No.369215

File: b32eef01c6e9a77⋯.gif (550.92 KB, 245x163, 245:163, aaaaaaa.gif)


>that arse

da69be  No.369216

File: a2d9c4dfc15b886⋯.jpg (326.18 KB, 1200x1697, 1200:1697, DzDYsY8V4AElEnE.jpg)

ecf0d0  No.369217

File: fb3268098c77931⋯.png (220.41 KB, 679x617, 679:617, apuchef.png)

>dad gets back

>immediately starts dissing

smh I went and got stuff on sale for dinner and composed a meal as best I could with the available materials and he starts going on about there not being any vegetables

it's sliced beef, egg, chips and salad man why do you need vegetables smh

4dedda  No.369218


he's right

ecf0d0  No.369219

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)


salad is green and that's what was cheapest…

I have leftover whole tomatos for it too

952b5a  No.369220


Evict him.

d09568  No.369221

eating a steak for breakfast


d09568  No.369222

The based sami diet

b565b3  No.369223

>oy vey how dare you make din dins for me

keek. he's like a kid smh

b565b3  No.369224

File: 55e17ac5da09d29⋯.png (261.52 KB, 375x523, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw Wessex makes you feel stuffed

4dedda  No.369225


imagine the smell

952b5a  No.369226


>braphog: the gathering

Tell me more

b565b3  No.369227


>every card is redrawn into a braphog like that pokemon game were every pokemon was a cute girl


>1 supporter on patreon

>nicknamed Druid

ecf0d0  No.369228

File: bf5dea5317bfd3b⋯.png (371.57 KB, 1024x962, 512:481, sadapu2.png)

he decided to ignore my meal plan and make us a stir fry or something or other in a wok, using the remains of months old cabbage I had forgotten to throw out

I'm sure it will be delicious but I wanted to cook for him since he's been working and only comes around to make sure I'm still alive

don't think we've sat down in the same room together this entire year

4dedda  No.369229


i'm sorry man.

maybe he feels the same way and feels guilty and tries to cook to make up. you know how dads are.

talk to him about it.

a2dcc2  No.369230

dirty stormy destiny

ff86e7  No.369231

File: 2a4f4d8d6076668⋯.png (9.16 KB, 362x358, 181:179, 2a4f4d8d60766680265ddbc542….png)

uuuunnnffffffffff yaela heart

got some new caramel-apple e-juice, pretty good, mostly caramel with a little trace of acidic/sour from the green apple in the backseat to give it character. found it at a local shop


>I changed my diet to vegetarian

why? vegetarianism kills test, fertility, and brain cells

ecf0d0  No.369232

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)


I think that's the case, but it manifests itself strangely, like he discourages me trying to figure out how to move out and stuff

really it would be a comfortable setup if not for that I'm totally alone 99% of the time and have no social or work prospects

don't really know how dads are tbh he never really did any parenting beyond feeding me

he made an effort back when we were a happy family before mum booted him, worked a lot, tried to homeschool us (but couldn't because mum wouldn't let him be firm), did housework etc, but was never the same after the breakup

b565b3  No.369233

File: 2a9f43a3cd63048⋯.gif (388.44 KB, 607x609, 607:609, 1549838225753.gif)

Gonna make some onion rings just for me

7b9725  No.369234


nice pepe, are you making these?

ff86e7  No.369235


I've seen them on other boards so I think it's some new meme

da69be  No.369236

File: 866531ac8d8d394⋯.jpg (132.59 KB, 1327x1126, 1327:1126, DgB-ptyX0AAOEHt.jpg)

File: 6d6688dc7cb0d25⋯.png (314.48 KB, 700x600, 7:6, DhMQk2PXkAAW8PD.png)

File: cfa41f10b5c4c26⋯.jpg (95.53 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, DizwSjFWsAIRvYK.jpg)

File: bc8ad68ba1b36c3⋯.png (403.87 KB, 1632x1113, 544:371, DjnXHcRX4AAtHW6.png)

File: c570a29b873bdc0⋯.mp4 (1.39 MB, 640x640, 1:1, oeKyOpTJuDyl2l37.mp4)


it's a marv variant

ecf0d0  No.369237

File: 3b26ec51e8cf9b5⋯.png (859.68 KB, 600x728, 75:91, boomerjakewige.png)

>he puts the "news" on and says something about a bint called margaret hodges and antisemitism

>say a few words to the effect of it's all a bullshit dog and pony show and there needs to be actual counter-semitism

>eat your food while it's hot wessex

1d32bd  No.369238

File: bf9f1c4bd0b03ab⋯.gif (311.18 KB, 540x699, 180:233, 1548992913236.gif)


He loves you



I've never liked eating meat. It makes me feel bad and gross. I haven't had meat today and I feel pretty good so far

>caramel-apple e-juice

I'm glad you're enjoying it, lad

a2dcc2  No.369239

File: d68a7ae4f672493⋯.png (410.43 KB, 720x405, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

ff86e7  No.369240


>I've never liked eating meat


>steak grilled medium rare with mushrooms sauteed in ghee on top, himalayan pink salt to taste

>pork chops roasted in the oven with some thyme, himalayan pink salt to taste, dipped in applesauce

>fuckin' BACON

>ground beef cooked in a saucepan with white onions, red bell peppers, and tomato sauce

>fuckin' slow-cooked PORK SHOULDER

>sosej (try linguiça and chouriço)

>salami (try genoa and soppressata)

>turkey on thanksgiving with gravy, stuffing, cranberry sauce, squash, mashed potatoes, etc. just eat different stuff together

>buffalo wings

>whole chicken from the local farm grilled on a rotisserie

>chipotle chicken wrap with bacon and avocado



>pasta and meatballs


ahh I could go on but wtf. meat is the best and most important food

>I'm glad you're enjoying it, lad

it's pretty good

ea4d74  No.369241

File: 0cfb42c6ca59a3a⋯.png (6.88 KB, 454x408, 227:204, f6ab45a6d8dd6b3d34b1f91c71….png)


i hope you enjoy them loads

shape them into a B and post a pic here

ff86e7  No.369242

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


and listen this

b565b3  No.369243

File: 41e8c7401b7cee7⋯.jpg (411.39 KB, 485x1200, 97:240, board culture timeline.jpg)

File: 21f092939416f6c⋯.png (247.49 KB, 1024x512, 2:1, 15490490914091.png)


Nah only made these

ecf0d0  No.369244

File: f27c3100a9c1791⋯.gif (532.04 KB, 500x406, 250:203, clownpepe4dab.gif)

for a while there was a fad for clown girls, I found it pretty honking

b565b3  No.369245

File: 044bc3fc0733b72⋯.png (10.97 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


B for best boster The Poster Formerly Known As Bins!

b565b3  No.369246



ecf0d0  No.369247

File: ebc5de4452e714c⋯.png (1.91 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepefarawayoramidge.png)

>it's actually two Ds because he loves Dorset so much

a2dcc2  No.369248

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b565b3  No.369249

File: e0ac7fb57599ea6⋯.png (76.1 KB, 613x543, 613:543, ClipboardImage.png)

He's such a retard


Pembs>The Poster Formerly Known As Bins>Dorset


Yeah you're not on the list

b565b3  No.369250

File: 23d717ff2086e49⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

ecf0d0  No.369251

File: 7e493407f2a75c8⋯.png (5.85 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepebighair.png)

a2dcc2  No.369252


Well, you've got to kill the enemy if it comes down to it. Not because "they're Nazis" though.

d09568  No.369253

File: ce699e3babfbc23⋯.jpg (108 KB, 1600x905, 320:181, Jewess 639.jpg)



dont fuck with kids

b565b3  No.369254


Well yeah. This guy is a kike that just hates Germans though, despite being mostly German himself

ea4d74  No.369255

File: 62dd5f54b4c4b63⋯.jpg (31.39 KB, 583x468, 583:468, DvDFgflXcAAvTKS.jpg)


Beautiful lad

how do you make onion rings btw?

952b5a  No.369256


They stop being kids at 12 :^)

a2dcc2  No.369257


Are we talking about Israel here? Just wondering.

da69be  No.369258


look at that dirty table

da69be  No.369259

File: 5908a6e76da27f9⋯.jpg (491.71 KB, 2048x2024, 256:253, DzITDfqUUAIzvAI.jpg)

a2dcc2  No.369260


Bad dogs! No! Not in the supermarket!

b565b3  No.369261


I'm not sure where they come from but sometimes they just appear in my freezer in plastic bags and then you have to heat them in the oven for about 17 minutes

a2dcc2  No.369262


You've got freezer goblins.

ea4d74  No.369263

File: 13400f1f61e78ff⋯.jpg (201.89 KB, 480x720, 2:3, The_Company_of_Wolves.jpg)


did you watch The Company Of Wolves with us that time?

da69be  No.369264

File: e40f79962069fa4⋯.jpg (111.44 KB, 1246x1000, 623:500, MV5BMTY0MTQxODA0OF5BMl5Ban….jpg)

b565b3  No.369265


I don't know the context, aside from his account getting suspended for that tweet keek


It came like that when we bought it smh


seems like they are good bois



>she is now old and dried up


ea4d74  No.369266


oosh, those lovely lasses in it

ea4d74  No.369267


sounds magical, and tasty

b565b3  No.369268


they are tbh, and the onion smell and taste sticks with you forever

da69be  No.369269

File: 194de0eb3406d55⋯.mp4 (139.76 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, DzHWCtxWkAEsREA.mp4)

7b9725  No.369270

File: d3ef6399ed55a9c⋯.png (506.24 KB, 640x853, 640:853, ClipboardImage.png)

b565b3  No.369271


>ywn bring joy to millions

ea4d74  No.369272

File: 13c7d7eecafd334⋯.png (9.91 KB, 240x232, 30:29, 9c0890f00a8e4d4807462d9821….png)


> the onion smell and taste sticks with you forever


b565b3  No.369273

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)


*breathes on you*

ea4d74  No.369274

File: 7c507b14110491e⋯.png (13.86 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 7c507b14110491e96cf8d4cb15….png)


*covers nose*

ff86e7  No.369275


that toad looks like ice cream with caramel on it

a2dcc2  No.369276


McDonalds frog

b565b3  No.369277

File: 997f4603530218a⋯.png (78.1 KB, 2183x930, 2183:930, milkshake.png)


*blows bubbles into your drink*

ff86e7  No.369278

File: 43fd71c8e77d82b⋯.png (123.57 KB, 852x174, 142:29, west sex.png)

b565b3  No.369279


not sure if I'd want them with burgers. Burgers are kind of disgusting

ea4d74  No.369280

File: 7b4abe5d0471d8e⋯.png (6.8 KB, 438x474, 73:79, 7b4abe5d0471d8eaa113d2600f….png)


tastes good actually

b565b3  No.369281

File: 34b5f3b861337b1⋯.gif (29.9 KB, 112x112, 1:1, pepecheer.gif)


of course. I purged some half-digested onion rings so you could taste them as well

ea4d74  No.369282

File: 1c8719790e78b9f⋯.png (15.5 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 32d9336ec42c2324a5b0f36562….png)


>I purged some half-digested onion rings so you could taste them as well

true friendship

b565b3  No.369283


No film for me today cutie. Bossman cracked the whip again

ea4d74  No.369284

File: 35d5bb698b8cbae⋯.png (36.95 KB, 658x662, 329:331, 35d5bb698b8cbae02bea65536b….png)



b565b3  No.369285

File: 9b1f2b68f3ab554⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1443x1075, 1443:1075, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2d14fd9aee3503f⋯.png (110.6 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


Ninja scroll tomorrow

a2dcc2  No.369286


Anyone streaming tonite?

ea4d74  No.369287


I could do something. Any requests?

a2dcc2  No.369288


Danno. What's everyone feeling?

ea4d74  No.369289

File: 7dd0bd372e4e1d4⋯.gif (1.08 MB, 320x240, 4:3, coolkid.gif)


noice, look forward to it. what time?

b565b3  No.369290


20:00 Anglo time

ea4d74  No.369291


something light and fun, not too heavy

ecf0d0  No.369292


how about Naked Gun?

1d32bd  No.369293

File: c50d2af489b626a⋯.jpg (108.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1549827058183.jpg)


It's a good list, but meat doesn't really taste nice to me unless it has some nice sauce on it. I can add those sauces to quorn tbh as the texture isn't all that different



*listens to nightcore*




That's not a McFlurry!


It's a good film. I've seen it a number of times now

Have to those who watch it

a2dcc2  No.369294

Did we watch What We Do in the Shadows yet?

1d32bd  No.369295

File: b359af058df3e3e⋯.png (472.64 KB, 1000x1214, 500:607, 1549903120185.png)


have fun*

b565b3  No.369296

File: 24201809cf3fd6e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 521.24 KB, 500x750, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Honk honk Wessex-san

ff86e7  No.369297

File: a51dedd096eecc7⋯.webm (9.7 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Pesttanz Nightcore.webm)



b565b3  No.369298


yeah thought there was somehting off about that sencence. Nice bow, lass

da69be  No.369299


why don't you become a full time youtube streamer lad?

ecf0d0  No.369300

ecf0d0  No.369301

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

it's a classic

b565b3  No.369302


got nothing to bring. I'm not even a sexy girl.

ecf0d0  No.369303

File: ebc5de4452e714c⋯.png (1.91 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepefarawayoramidge.png)

>nobody joined

>rabbshit automatically closed it because "we thought you were done with the rabbitcast"

ok then

d09568  No.369304


oof, i'm sorry.

1d32bd  No.369305

File: 0d2a80a666ccd13⋯.jpg (568.07 KB, 1272x1094, 636:547, 1549908205896.jpg)


I'm making pasta and then once I've had it I'm going to bed. Sorry, lad

ea4d74  No.369306


I could do that tbh

a45cd0  No.369307

File: d37010a5421b92e⋯.png (27.59 KB, 245x400, 49:80, ClipboardImage.png)

Current read. My first time reading a book in the Penguin Monarchs series.

a2dcc2  No.369308


>people who genuinely enjoy history

You make me feel so lacking in sophistication. smh.

ecf0d0  No.369309


sorry lad, chance is over now

maybe something tomorrow


Aethelstan the Unready right

b565b3  No.369310

File: d5c956455cf6372⋯.png (11.06 KB, 680x408, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)


Oof. Big guy's having a rough day. Looks like he's moving further and further away too


ecf0d0  No.369311

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh oof

b565b3  No.369312


70bca9  No.369313

File: c544b1a7240f80b⋯.png (493.85 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>think re2 would be really fun to pirate and play through

>too scared to do it


70bca9  No.369314

File: c30541463c327b3⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1200x800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


allah ackbar vikings leave these lands

b565b3  No.369315


You need a bro, lad

1d32bd  No.369316

File: 435d54e677ea6f5⋯.png (389.75 KB, 974x820, 487:410, resident_evil_2_remake_hun….png)


My extraction point

70bca9  No.369317

File: 0792df3f40c95cd⋯.png (444.99 KB, 750x809, 750:809, ClipboardImage.png)


smh spoiler that

it is way less scary with friends though, couldnt have done silent hill 2 alone

a45cd0  No.369318

File: a935e509818a6a6⋯.png (2.14 MB, 800x1127, 800:1127, ClipboardImage.png)


Aethelred or Ethelred the Unready.

About Aethelstan…

>Modern historians regard him as the first King of England and one of the greatest Anglo-Saxon kings

His picture on Wikipedia shows him as a proud man of colour. UNDOUBTEDLY BLACK!

7b9725  No.369319

File: 9fddd87aa9d5bc1⋯.png (140.25 KB, 640x616, 80:77, ClipboardImage.png)


1d32bd  No.369320

File: 815b41ec6ee0eeb⋯.png (256.58 KB, 379x492, 379:492, 1549906568828.png)


I was too pussy to play the original when it came out and I'm too pussy now tbh. cant blame you for avoiding it

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70bca9  No.369322


i should be badass and fearless like him

ecf0d0  No.369323

File: 591204ba23ac2c3⋯.png (55.97 KB, 255x255, 1:1, angrydruid.png)



it's all so tiresome

a45cd0  No.369324

File: 331d7c2c7e2b3ae⋯.png (284.74 KB, 283x450, 283:450, ClipboardImage.png)

If you are looking for a good biography on Edward I or the events of his reign, I recommend this book. Morris is actually very good at judging Edward's actions by contemporary standards rather than through a modern day lens. Rare these days for historians.

70bca9  No.369325


man on right got rock on

1d32bd  No.369326

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Then keep listening until you are, lad

b565b3  No.369327

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)




I guess you never had brothers

369d26  No.369328

File: 99b7f3dbc7000c1⋯.jpg (199.2 KB, 808x573, 808:573, Enoch Selfie Grenfel Tower.jpg)


superb share Brother.


70bca9  No.369329


no amount of badassness will get over the fact i have only 15gb free on my pc though kek gotta do some spring cleaning

ff86e7  No.369330


how much total storage space do you have? I roll 240gb SSD and 2TB HDD, way to go IMO

70bca9  No.369331

File: 76673f44aaa2bb4⋯.png (135.92 KB, 300x350, 6:7, ClipboardImage.png)


I have 118gb SSD and that's it, my hard drive broke lol.

70bca9  No.369332

*ponders on whether to save that large png*

70bca9  No.369333

File: 769ecc0b0483751⋯.png (496.83 KB, 1008x720, 7:5, 769ecc0b048375108b9d7a0502….png)

>run ccleaner

>7 gigs appear

a2dcc2  No.369334


>see the gore effects in the game

>they're really impressive, but also just really gross and distasteful, and I don't want to play the game now

Help me. I'm old.

70bca9  No.369335

File: 2f4210f4783e0cd⋯.png (250.13 KB, 755x425, 151:85, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw well built 6'5'' old man in leather trenchoat walked towards me today and i was genuinely terrified because at first i thought it was pic related

smh. he even did the walk


i like gore, some of it does creep me out though. I find birkin really cool. I get what you mean though.

ff86e7  No.369336


that's rough, just about enough room for the OS and a meme folder

ea4d74  No.369337


how was the chance over so fast?

1d32bd  No.369338

File: a860474df3ad3a4⋯.jpg (273.53 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190211204404_1.jpg)


You can do it lad. Also the game isn't that scary, but it does get intense smdh

It did make me jump a few times however


play the game, gramps. It's good. I haven't had this much fun with a vidya game in years

70bca9  No.369339


>It did make me jump a few times however

kek genuinely screamed when i turned around one time to find the tyrant right behind me, like full on jumped into the air and howled. i didnt even hear him come in the room

ecf0d0  No.369340


it was 20 minutes or so and literally nobody turned up, the rabb.it room shut itself down

1d32bd  No.369341

File: 214bc076862edc6⋯.gif (102.07 KB, 450x450, 1:1, 1549854895922.gif)


you're not going to get entertainment like that from much media these days tbh. its great fun

I was streaming the game to about 10 of my friends when a licker jumped from the ceiling and made me scream on mic

so glad my friends didnt bully me too hard

b565b3  No.369342


a2dcc2  No.369343


I dunno. I got to that part in RE7 where you have to stuck your hand down the dead guy's throat, and I just didn't want to play it anymore. This stuff isn't fun to me anymore. I don't want my entertainment to dwell on ugliness. The world has enough of that.

ea4d74  No.369344


I responded as soon as I saw the post smh

4dedda  No.369345


cute tbh

ecf0d0  No.369346


>40 minutes later

you would have missed half an hour even if I did start the film smh

ecf0d0  No.369347

File: 5602bb613ea7194⋯.png (239.08 KB, 459x448, 459:448, rage1.png)


b565b3  No.369348


>having friends is gay

poor lad

7b9725  No.369349

File: f7e59056f4d68a6⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

*cracks egg and fries it on Wessex' forehead*

b565b3  No.369350

File: 76e540195175e5f⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 2731x2048, 2731:2048, 1549884730366.jpg)

>tfw you and your friend made ironic gay jokes at the work christmas party

b565b3  No.369351

File: 31178ba3a60512d⋯.gif (105.23 KB, 511x512, 511:512, 1549882570064.gif)


*eats it*

Needs less salt

25c523  No.369352

File: 43843939f3242a1⋯.jpg (437.74 KB, 2480x3507, 2480:3507, __reizei_mako_girls_und_pa….jpg)

i love you all

70bca9  No.369353



you tried re2 yet?

b565b3  No.369354


Hey lid. Feel free to come back to the thread. Bit weird with that love thing though. Why?

ecf0d0  No.369355

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is it so hard to not be faggots smh

72ee41  No.369356

Hello gaylords

Keep your shitcunt crossposters in your own thread

Okay Thank you

a2dcc2  No.369357


Which one are you again?

ecf0d0  No.369358


unban me fucking /shit/ niggers it's been an entire year

ff86e7  No.369359

File: 275fd8fc908cf8f⋯.jpg (386.25 KB, 2048x1892, 512:473, 275fd8fc908cf8f19ede266537….jpg)


welcome back, lad

ecf0d0  No.369360

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1227c2  No.369361

File: b0275c4cdc6ed5d⋯.png (274.47 KB, 507x544, 507:544, b0275c4cdc6ed5d0c99bba82f6….png)

25c523  No.369362

File: f461dbfc00eff0a⋯.jpg (64.79 KB, 699x992, 699:992, __reizei_mako_girls_und_pa….jpg)


dont really have time for videogames apart from WoWs tbh sorry lad

just got back from jewjitsu and will shower and go to bed shortly


i feel like if im going to suddenly post out of nowhere it has to be a positive message


im panzie


it's an honour lad

d09568  No.369363

File: b34bb693c682415⋯.jpg (60.65 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Jewess 565.jpg)

I have so much to do and I don't want to do any of it.

b565b3  No.369364


Define faggots


We can't control people, lad


>i feel like if im going to suddenly post out of nowhere it has to be a positive message

Ah. Well you aren't allowed to leave again.

da69be  No.369365

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ff86e7  No.369366



/newbrit/ classic wow guild when?


same, rather binge rainbow six siege while vaping and miring tg thots

b565b3  No.369367

File: 759951e9e4057fd⋯.png (93.17 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 759951e9e4057fd372550e55c6….png)

>ywn be that lad that puts a film on rabbit and has nobody show up

ff86e7  No.369368

ig thots* not /tg/ thots kek

ecf0d0  No.369369


literally being flagrantly homosexual, for example calling a mentally ill disabled jock "cute" or typing like a 14yo girl

25c523  No.369370


you can't enforce that lad

i have the bongo crash drive remember?


>/newbrit/ classic wow guild when?

keek, it's World of Warships because i am an autist at heart and have no friends with common interests


stop bullying wessex

1227c2  No.369371

>faggot posting on /newbrit/


7b9725  No.369372

File: 928cf1f60a8d0ac⋯.jpg (28.86 KB, 383x513, 383:513, antibully penguin.jpg)


now you're just being hurtful

ecf0d0  No.369373


I think I played world of tanks once

if I can run Warships I wouldn't mind some co-op, although iirc there's all that tier stuff smh

b565b3  No.369374


meh. I like my threshold of actually being literally gay better. That way we can have fun and joke about.


just stay dude. And yeah I retract my bullying.


I said I retracted my bullying tbh.

ecf0d0  No.369375

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*walks sadly off into the distance

ea4d74  No.369376

File: 539a3a14ec93278⋯.png (777.22 KB, 807x515, 807:515, what-we-do-in-the-shadows.png)

Anyone want to watch What We Do In The Shadows (2014)?

25c523  No.369377

File: d174195a46b703a⋯.jpg (129.95 KB, 1507x832, 1507:832, Battleship_Scharnhorst_bro….jpg)


warships is much less cancerous than tanks tbh even though tanks are the superior vehicle or war

it's slower and more strategic and is probably better with frens so yes please check it out uwu

i do have some low tier premiums i think so tiers shouldnt be too much of an issue, the highest i have is still only like tier 8

369d26  No.369378


*Nonchalantly swinging a crowbar*

this shit aint done.

70bca9  No.369379

File: c95299dcc85bc60⋯.png (23.51 KB, 295x310, 59:62, ClipboardImage.png)

Autistic man who taught himself law wins discrimination case against Virgin Active after instructor calls him 'stupid'


Court agrees he was discriminated against during a spin class because of his medical condition

>An autistic man who taught himself law so he could represent himself in court has won his disability discrimination case against a gym after an instructor called him “stupid”.

normies btfo

1227c2  No.369380

File: 08aa4d44aa31a53⋯.jpg (79.19 KB, 940x628, 235:157, 08aa4d44aa31a53616f8081f86….jpg)

25c523  No.369381


why can't we use this power to generate electricity tbh

ecf0d0  No.369382

File: ad59f66d3422520⋯.png (568.74 KB, 575x523, 575:523, AGH.png)



sorry lad you're gay and I don't like you any more tbh

I'll look at the specs tomorrow and download it, I'll only ever be free to play though


that's pretty stupid tbh

I hate being able to sue for literally anything, only scumbags take advantage of it so this guy is probably an arsehole in one way or another

b565b3  No.369383


>tfw no super power

7b9725  No.369384


He's an autist lad, turbo-rulecuckery

b565b3  No.369385


I retracted my bullying so I don't feel guilty tbh


>I hate being able to sue for literally anything, only scumbags take advantage of it so this guy is probably an arsehole in one way or another

agree tbh. It was a cuntish thing of the lad who led the spinning sess too but it's understandable that people get worked up while exercising.

ea4d74  No.369386

File: 8d39cc4d27dab72⋯.jpg (156.44 KB, 446x299, 446:299, what-we-do-in-the-shadows-….jpg)

ecf0d0  No.369387


too late for me tbh lad

ea4d74  No.369388


Did you want to see this one ?

ecf0d0  No.369389


dunno what it is so don't really care tbh

25c523  No.369390


>sorry lad you're gay and I don't like you any more tbh

bit racist tbh

>I'll only ever be free to play though

ive been playing off and on since release and never paid a penny, it also feels much less p2w than tanks


is it a cuntish thing to do though? it's basically free money if you win and you're only taking money away from a company that doesnt need it not that i looked into the details

38c112  No.369391

File: 50360138a2d8c0f⋯.jpg (40.63 KB, 615x409, 615:409, packham judgement.jpg)

are you lads being gay again?

17bc8a  No.369392


Thought that was most of us?

25c523  No.369393

File: 6fb500fe4eda07b⋯.jpg (100.15 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, tumblr_o9zjvxWzbx1r4vymlo1….jpg)

night lads


no sir

b565b3  No.369394


Don't like people being paid because they got insulted



38c112  No.369395

how many of you are trannies now anyway?

ecf0d0  No.369396



bit confused about referring to premium stuff since that sounds like pay to win cash only ships or whatever but idk, you'll just have to babysit me and we'll form a two ship line I guess

night lad, keep waging, one day soon you'll have to pay taxes and give me my bennies

17bc8a  No.369397

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7b9725  No.369398


Does painting your nails and occasionally wearing some makeup when you go to the goth/alt nightclub count?

ecf0d0  No.369399


the majority of the gays have gone to a private bongo bongo land, where at least one is actually getting the lop

9964dc  No.369400


Me lad


>HL2 Beta world will never ever be a thing


ea4d74  No.369401


comedy about a bunch of vampires living in a house

ecf0d0  No.369402

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there's a few mods that do it kind of ok

the aesthetics are far superior smh

ea4d74  No.369403


did you just join? some anon just joined

ecf0d0  No.369404


sounds decent tbh, would watch, but it's too late so go ahead

9964dc  No.369405


yes lad

b565b3  No.369406

72ee41  No.369407


>the entire cast of /newshit/

9964dc  No.369408


tbh, only change I liked was the children workers being turned into a Children of Man situation

17bc8a  No.369409


Which one would you be lad?

70bca9  No.369410

File: ce424aef041ad8d⋯.png (474.09 KB, 634x468, 317:234, ClipboardImage.png)

watching a video on the worlds biggest doner kebab and it looks really nice


ff86e7  No.369411

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this is so fucked up

ecf0d0  No.369412

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I think the beta had that too, and the children were just the last ones born or something

ecf0d0  No.369413

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da69be  No.369414

File: 45d990ae7b3a9ff⋯.png (154.22 KB, 1036x796, 259:199, 45d.png)

9964dc  No.369415

>noone else watching Vampire fiolm



Okay makes sense, can't believe they choose a more plain and boring world instead of bleak alien mad max 1984

ecf0d0  No.369416

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the music was beta too




too scary I guess

7b9725  No.369417

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We need some discipline in here

b565b3  No.369418

File: f985fe0498f3604⋯.jpg (19.25 KB, 680x530, 68:53, 1549359985698.jpg)

>tfw just feel empty-headed and nothing can hold my attention and I can't think properly

might be the bad diet and soda and no exercise, but who knows

a2dcc2  No.369419

File: bbce3f91b3729b9⋯.png (17.46 KB, 672x786, 112:131, nt screeching1.png)

b565b3  No.369420

File: a8a4b549ae85fa8⋯.webm (1.42 MB, 640x480, 4:3, a8a4b549ae85fa8a2e25b681f….webm)

oh no

ecf0d0  No.369421

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why is there so much 4channel content suddenly

probably a psyop tbh


it's the waging lad

although your job is comfy imo tbh

9964dc  No.369422


Can't believe they would drop something so imaginative to appeal to normalfags ffs

b565b3  No.369423


well it is not comfy now since I am on call. Like suddenly today I found out next week I will substitute for somebody else and I need to change my sleeping pattern again, and I have to ride along with that person on friday. smh

ecf0d0  No.369424

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tbh valve was probably always kikes and hl1 was just a miracle

9964dc  No.369425


Redpilled tbh, Steam was the endgame

da69be  No.369426


all wagecucking is horrible but what's the alternative

38c112  No.369427

File: c6f37679f6df7ae⋯.jpg (24.74 KB, 417x417, 1:1, butterfly.jpg)

>wagies running in circles like rats in a maze

952b5a  No.369428

File: 71bab253145994d⋯.jpg (16.48 KB, 480x360, 4:3, John Taylor Gatto quote.jpg)


Probably have an ADHD-type neurology aggravated by an adverse childhood environment.

ecf0d0  No.369429

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b565b3  No.369430


I'd like my own route again. Hate driving other people's routes and cars.

Back when I had my route I knew how every day would be but now I never knows. Even if I were to drive newspapers I wouldn't know because newspapers are heavily dependent on what kind of magazines, ads are to be delivered that day, and as well as the weather. Like tonight it has snowed a lot so mail boxes will be covered and I could get stuck if it is especially bad.

Bossman has aired an idea of driving to a place called Mo i Rana though, and I wouldn't mind, but search for Levanger and Mo i Rana on google maps. smh

da69be  No.369431

If you don't own a house then in the long run you're in deep shit because there's no way the government will pay for decent housing in old age. If you think politics is crazy now imagine what it will be like in 40 years time when the country is 20% muslim and 50% non white British. Right now wagecucking is the only way to avoid it.

b565b3  No.369432


who knows man. Can be what I suggested, can also be too much pleasure, too much watching stuff and fapping and not using my brain smh. Then again normies do all this shit to

ecf0d0  No.369433


the country is already over 20% wog lad

official statistics put it at like 13% so it's pretty much guaranteed

9964dc  No.369434


Ascending to the 12th dimensional plane

b565b3  No.369435

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 311x362, 311:362, c4220ca8cd663cd33f59383713….jpg)


*goes to work as it's just impotent rage*

952b5a  No.369436


Nativist mafia crime lord?

da69be  No.369437


6 hours each way.. pretty bad but he scenery is nice

9964dc  No.369438


Redpill me on the G-man

b565b3  No.369439


Yeah. If he suggests that I might move to Steinkjer and ask him if I can drive to there and have somebody else drive the wares to me in the morning.

952b5a  No.369440

File: 9fd23b0cd592503⋯.jpg (269.47 KB, 800x450, 16:9, Gabe.jpg)


It was all just made up on the fly, there is nothing to get.

b565b3  No.369441

would prefer driving to Mosjøen tbh. please let me just drive there

9964dc  No.369442


Thought he was supposed to be a human worm advisor, fucking kiken jewell

b565b3  No.369443

gonna change my life for the better tomorrow. I swear lads

952b5a  No.369444

File: 11aedc5b6c3e4aa⋯.png (457.66 KB, 770x646, 385:323, he had actually.png)


Business idea: befriending old and lonely landowners hoping to get written into their wills.

>the government appropriates land South Africa style anyway

9964dc  No.369445


Do it lad

b565b3  No.369446


952b5a  No.369447


Good luck, methylphenidate is a controlled substance over here.


Manly Tears? smh watch somebody who isn't a meme

da69be  No.369448


It's going to be horrible. I'm looking to move to a white area in a couple of years and then just coast it the rest of my life. Even now everywhere seems to be in decline with public transport being shit, roads jam packed and litter all over the place. People from all backgrounds seem to hover between unhappiness and anger. Everyone knows it's all downhill from here.


I'm looking to move to an area where the young people typically leave. Home help for the elderly is a possible income stream.

b565b3  No.369449


>Manly Tears? smh watch somebody who isn't a meme

he just made me laugh smh. He is such a cunt but he gets me

ecf0d0  No.369450


alien businessman that manipulates others to do the will of a secret cabal with nebulous and unknowable goals

the jews


I'm in an area like that and it's shit

one shop, one pub, two dementia/OAP homes, shitloads of middle class cunts who rent or buy mcmansions and done up cottages and stuff, even wogs like my next neighbour over.

and nobody young so there is no opportunity for friends or romance.

ecf0d0  No.369451

File: e4e4fed6cc1cae4⋯.png (130.87 KB, 255x255, 1:1, gabenhalfjew.png)

File: 1fa3d04fba964b9⋯.png (336.51 KB, 492x512, 123:128, gabenjew.png)

File: 80e65cb37cbf634⋯.png (214.08 KB, 400x594, 200:297, gabenjew2.png)

File: e70625b8f776c78⋯.png (2.86 MB, 2311x587, 2311:587, gabenjew3.png)

9964dc  No.369452


Well we know jews goals tbh they just think they're nebulous and unknowable

9964dc  No.369453

gabe hate thread now tbh

952b5a  No.369454


Y-you've always got us for friends, lad, and westie for romance.

ecf0d0  No.369455

File: 57d2ff5f0417925⋯.png (185.28 KB, 1228x1150, 614:575, smh2.png)

don't be a faggot

b565b3  No.369456

well time for work. later lids

74eeee  No.369457

File: c04025448637fc9⋯.jpg (200.23 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1548276691161.jpg)

952b5a  No.369458

File: 4e5e6af3a50dc2f⋯.jpg (51.87 KB, 804x802, 402:401, feel.jpg)

369d26  No.369459


>wagecucking is the only way to avoid it.

I mostly keep going thinking of the £££`s I`m piling into my pension.

just hope it doesn`t get Robby Maxwell`d!

9964dc  No.369460

Good film tbf

70bca9  No.369461

File: 4967687318dcd68⋯.png (660.16 KB, 931x524, 931:524, ClipboardImage.png)

Omar: 'I unequivocally apologize' after backlash over new Israel tweets


(CNN)Freshman Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota publicly apologized Monday after she faced backlash for tweets condemned by both sides of the aisle as anti-Semitic.

>"Anti-Semitism is real and I am grateful for Jewish allies and colleagues who are educating me on the painful history of anti-Semitic tropes," Omar said. "My intention is never to offend my constituents or Jewish Americans as a whole. We have to always be willing to step back and think through criticism, just as I expect people to hear me when others attack me for my identity. This is why I unequivocally apologize."

>She continued, "At the same time, I reaffirm the problematic role of lobbyists in our politics, whether it be AIPAC, the NRA or the fossil fuel industry. It's gone on too long and we must be willing to address it."

So a Muslim Democrat politician in America suggests that AIPAC, a large pro-Israel lobby group in America, is why politicians are so pro Israel, and is immediately forced to apologise for being anti semitic, condemned by both parties and made to apologise. Of course a several hundred million lobbying industry has no effect on American politics!

a2dcc2  No.369462

based Stu

9964dc  No.369463


Glad he lived tbqh

70bca9  No.369464

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jews have no power that's why the heads of both parties have come together to condemn you for suggesting that millions in lobbying money affects us at all shame on you

b1eda3  No.369465

File: 4e3d3c0088bc536⋯.jpg (131.6 KB, 640x480, 4:3, doggo is sad.jpg)

369d26  No.369466

File: 54288c8ccd4e5ff⋯.png (69.77 KB, 440x470, 44:47, Pepe Suicide Vest.png)



>Anti-Semitism is real and I am grateful for Jewish allies and colleagues who are educating me on the painful history of anti-Semitic tropes

so, one can only presume an instant fatwa will be put out on her for promoting/defending/supporting islams most hated adversary - kike?.

74eeee  No.369467

File: 5d9e18da89c119b⋯.png (514.91 KB, 430x546, 215:273, l.png)

b1eda3  No.369468

File: 1cab95879462a2d⋯.jpg (77.94 KB, 720x960, 3:4, doggo.jpg)

74eeee  No.369469

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)


succeeding in your love life?

ff86e7  No.369470


it's amazing how even a moose limb will just kowtow to the jews like that

some advisor of hers must have told her it was political suicide if she didn't immediately prostrate before the yahoods

b1eda3  No.369471

File: 289de871d4efa8c⋯.jpg (71.96 KB, 1024x752, 64:47, sad_fat_cat.jpg)


No everything's gone to fuck even worse than you could possibly imagine

74eeee  No.369472


no, I can imagine it.

70bca9  No.369473


doing owt for valentines?

b1eda3  No.369474


Really doubt it tbh, I am literally not exaggerating


Guess so, ofc this happens right before valentines

72ee41  No.369475

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74eeee  No.369476


I can imagine how shit yours is, mr chad

b1eda3  No.369477

File: 832922df6a93f28⋯.jpg (55.95 KB, 380x475, 4:5, oi'll shoot ya m8.jpg)

74eeee  No.369478

File: 8aafba28119e3dc⋯.gif (2.59 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 1546860575634.gif)

ecf0d0  No.369479

File: 2c5f9aa4c2ff030⋯.png (133.57 KB, 255x240, 17:16, endit.png)

JUST go to bed tbh

70bca9  No.369480

>can grow a beard but it looks really bad

*tranfers beard power to lads who cannot grow one*

you need it more

b1eda3  No.369481

File: 5b183e0e9a9a8f9⋯.jpg (19.66 KB, 440x250, 44:25, ads_michael_caine1.jpg)

74eeee  No.369482


>just go to bed earlier bro! *falls asleep in 30 seconds*

b1eda3  No.369483

I am actually deceased

7b9725  No.369484

File: ed962a1588b85f3⋯.png (351.3 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>codeine + Throbbing Gristle live

wewwwww was not prepared for the mindfuckery

74eeee  No.369485

File: 2746f5092aa0ea3⋯.jpg (104.17 KB, 736x736, 1:1, 1547460374313.jpg)

70bca9  No.369486


alri codeinelad whats up

b1eda3  No.369487

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Johnny Johnny

ff86e7  No.369488



didn't you just shag two thots last week? breh literally who even cares about "love" or whatever tf, if you get pussy then you're good

a2dcc2  No.369489

File: 4553e5c2b81de3a⋯.jpg (186.76 KB, 1597x1065, 1597:1065, maxresdefault (1).jpg)

b1eda3  No.369490


>didn't you just shag two thots last week?


>breh literally who even cares about "love" or whatever tf, if you get pussy then you're good

You have no soul

ff86e7  No.369491


I recall you saying two thots "put you to bed", I assumed that meant a threesome

>You have no soul

all women want is dick anyway, love is a meme, why drink the kool-aid?

7b9725  No.369492


Not much been a good day; managed to get out of the house for the first time since the op last Monday. Overdid it of course and walked too far but still nice to have gotten out.

74eeee  No.369493


he really doesnt have a soul

b1eda3  No.369494


>I recall you saying two thots "put you to bed", I assumed that meant a threesome

No lad I meant they literally put me to bed, lel

They're not thots smh. Well, not one of them, I suppose. Dunno about the other

>all women want is dick anyway, love is a meme, why drink the kool-aid?

Because this is objectively false and you're an idiot?

b1eda3  No.369495

File: 298599a9a632934⋯.jpg (21.62 KB, 600x553, 600:553, i-know-that-feel-wojak.jpg)


I'm glad you're here dorset

74eeee  No.369496


thank you chief

74eeee  No.369497


you should read some of his earlier posts

especially the ones about being an atheist

b1eda3  No.369498


smh he disappoints me

ff86e7  No.369499


>No lad I meant they literally put me to bed, lel

oh kek. thought you were doin' alright for yourself for a bit

>Because this is objectively false and you're an idiot?


74eeee  No.369500

yes, you are a genuine plank, the type of stupid that is too stupid to realise

b1eda3  No.369501

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I think this is the first night in days where I've stayed in. Need to recover from a weekend of binge drinking before BIER UND WURST tomorrow

*plays johnny depp*


Don't really want someone else rn tbqh

74eeee  No.369502


stop drinking you wastrel

7b9725  No.369503

File: 92c53905463cb7b⋯.png (128.55 KB, 360x360, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>spic falling for the "love is a meme all women are roastie whores who have 1000 partners before 20" meme

b1eda3  No.369504

File: 702a4139ed93ed5⋯.jpg (52.85 KB, 615x754, 615:754, frances.jpg)

74eeee  No.369505

File: 669410ee709a9d4⋯.png (9.81 KB, 191x255, 191:255, fb3fdd7165105e9c4b30cbcca4….png)

74eeee  No.369506


imagine how many zoomers are going to be raised on the internet and have completely false understandings of reality


b1eda3  No.369507

File: c0e428dc667bfe4⋯.png (398.57 KB, 776x547, 776:547, cute19.png)

74eeee  No.369508

File: e74999e9e473b01⋯.jpg (107.36 KB, 800x450, 16:9, swiss.jpg)


its the devils drink

all alcohol should be destroyed

74eeee  No.369509

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ff86e7  No.369510

bacon cheeseburgers and french fries w/ ketchup like a proper yank


and NZ white wine

b1eda3  No.369511

File: ee00cafce5b6bd1⋯.png (416.16 KB, 789x497, 789:497, fedupbutstillcute.png)


No I need to be drunk tbh

70bca9  No.369512


i love that you post this pic now

74eeee  No.369513




you shouldn't

just going to make it worse, chief

ff86e7  No.369514

don't understand how people can become alcoholics. I enjoy alcoholic beverages, I enjoy a mild buzz or even the occasional drunkenness, but I wouldn't even want to do that every day or even every few. being actually drunk is pretty intense, great for a party but just sitting alone in your house? holy fuck that's stupid

74eeee  No.369515

>doesnt understand how addiction works

b1eda3  No.369516


It genuinely can't get any worse

My worst fears have been realised


>don't understand how people can become alcoholics

Like I said, you have no soul

ff86e7  No.369517


that's not what I mean. what I don't understand is how people get addicted to alcohol in the first place, why would you want to get drunk often enough to become dependent on it in the first place? I like a drink or two with dinner, or a mild drunk to sit at home and play vidya and listen to metal. I'd only get DRUNK if I were with friends that were also getting DRUNK 'cause that's a blast and a half

74eeee  No.369518


the only way is up!

70bca9  No.369519




74eeee  No.369520

File: 6a246cfec40ff5d⋯.jpg (213.99 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ass.jpg)


What if Stephen Pinker is calling US an ass?

ff86e7  No.369521

>tfw no friends to get drunk with


remember this one time when I had a few friends, we went up to New Hampshire and drank a bunch of guinness, that was then Jeff Hanneman died so we were listening to Slayer and all that. good time

b1eda3  No.369522

File: ad4233a4727fe53⋯.png (337.87 KB, 640x476, 160:119, punished_mark.png)

>half a smirnoff in one night


Because some things fucking hurt, that's why

But you've never cared about anything so you don't get it


Guess so

70bca9  No.369523

74eeee  No.369524


seek help brother

i'll sort you out and set you straight

74eeee  No.369525

File: 11fedd068f4adeb⋯.jpg (171.62 KB, 815x1222, 815:1222, 1545507330647.jpg)



b1eda3  No.369526


Already seeing someone from the uni tomorrow

I have to go cause the other night I collapsed and passed out in the hallway of my flat. I was fine but you know what girls are like, they had to call security and make sure I was in bed before they could stop crying

74eeee  No.369527



you deserve to suffer tbqh

b1eda3  No.369528

74eeee  No.369529


i hate uni cunts

you are one

b1eda3  No.369530


Only because you don't go yourself

87b702  No.369531

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74eeee  No.369532


i would get thrown out within a couple of days for violence or something

b1eda3  No.369533


Nah you'd be surprised

If you want to be thrown out just do what wess did. You'd genuinely have to be really daft to get thrown out

b1eda3  No.369534

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74eeee  No.369535


i would beat people up without stopping

i hate teenagers so much


ff86e7  No.369536




what did he do?

b1eda3  No.369537


Most of them are 20 or above though


Said daft shit on camera while not hiding his face therefore exposing him as part of a group which has since been banned for terrorism

It was a rather large fuckup

74eeee  No.369538

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)


>people in their 20s aren't mentally teenagers

d09568  No.369539


lol, you doubt this?

74eeee  No.369540

i just hate people

cant help it

only people i can tolerate are the elderly, but thats only because they're physically unable to be young and cunts

b1eda3  No.369541


There is still a difference, make no mistake. But yeah they're not as grown up as they historically should be

b1eda3  No.369542


You need a drink, come see me and I'll take you out

74eeee  No.369543

File: 723fb90355f0143⋯.jpg (340.33 KB, 1672x2533, 1672:2533, 1549928768831.jpg)


No, fuck alcohol

All vices shall be purged

ff86e7  No.369544


baste wess


I hate the elderly, they're stupid because they didn't have the internet to teach them things. all they know is what they got from television, radio, etc.


nah, life should be fun

74eeee  No.369545

Fun doesn't exist.

b1eda3  No.369546


This is why you're alone smh

The only one in my flat who doesn't drink is a lesbian btw, very moral indeed

87b702  No.369547


Does he mind being alone?

b1eda3  No.369548


Yes the elderly are so stupid how dare they don't know about this 8chan post that tells people how the jews force people to watch black people on tv

b1eda3  No.369549


One shouldn't be alone 24/7 tbh, regardless of how you feel

74eeee  No.369550


What's the point when the pub is usually empty compared to towns?

Not fun at all. No women, nothing. Just older blokes talking boring shit

74eeee  No.369551


i hate it

ff86e7  No.369552


I wanna taste her braids, wash all the flavors out with my saliva and drink 'em


that's exactly what I'm talking about, fuck 'em, they deserve to get abused by negress nurses in the home

a2dcc2  No.369553


I think everyone is mentally a teenager, people gradually just realise it isn't acceptable and they have to hide it.

87b702  No.369554


Smh I can't relate. I only need to interact twice a day.

b1eda3  No.369555


Because you live in the middle of nowhere

Go to a college or something


>make ridiculous sarcastic absurd post

>spic agress unironically


74eeee  No.369556



i could not put up with 16/17 year olds all day

my experience at college was a bad one, now i am a more confident person, i would absolutely batter one on the first day

im going to live in the mountains

a45cd0  No.369557


What did you study at college?

b1eda3  No.369558


Just do something lad, can't continue like this

b1eda3  No.369559

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74eeee  No.369560


history and politics, big mistake



a45cd0  No.369561


What periods of history?

74eeee  No.369562


civil war and russian revolution

2nd year was going to be cold war but I failed on exams, decided to fuck off because they dont tell you what you fucked up, and i was predicted to get As as well

a45cd0  No.369563


>studying modern history

This is why the teaching of history in schools is so shit. Teachers of history are mostly pathetic historians who can't analyse using a contemporary mindset. They'll just inject as many 'isms' into history as possible to groom good little leftists.

87b702  No.369564

Smh we're all history neets.

b1eda3  No.369565


Glad my teacher wasn't like that tbh, he was actually good

tbh you're generally better off studying history in your own time rather school

a45cd0  No.369566


If I didn't study outside of school I probably would have come to loathe history after my experience at high school and sixth form.

The issue in schools is that they have to teach British history chronologically, so no in-depth study is afforded to earlier periods which is a great shame.

a2dcc2  No.369567


I'm not. I took woodwork.

87b702  No.369568


Are you the guy who maintains Council properties?

b1eda3  No.369569


Yeah we never did earlier periods to a real extent, it's all too modern. Just once I'd like to do something that happened before 1900.

ff86e7  No.369570


>sixth form

what's this?

btw American history classes doesn't teach European history at all, it's just "we wuz a briddish colony and then all this happened, muh poor injuns & niggers"

74eeee  No.369571


what the fuck are you on about

a2dcc2  No.369572


no. I don't go outside.

a45cd0  No.369573


Post-16 education. These days kids have to stay on for an extra two years in some form of education. A few years ago you had the choice to stay in education or go into work following your GCSEs.

Following GCSEs you can go to college, usually a separate institution. Sixth forms are attached to schools.


Teachers who specialise in modern history (pretty much all of them) tend to critique and analyse historical figures through the quickest, easiest and most politically correct means. They will say that they are racist, sexist, classist etc., when they really lack the ability or don't want to (and don't want kids to) look at these historical figures and events within the context of the period they occurred.

74eeee  No.369574


no they dont

there wasnt any political stuff when i was there

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74eeee  No.369576

File: 4936a8fff48e932⋯.gif (88.51 KB, 498x416, 249:208, 1549197122804.gif)

>tfw you realise how good life can be but sad that youve missed years of it

d09568  No.369577


you're still in education; your life is supposed to suck.

74eeee  No.369578


>you're still in education

um, no im not

d09568  No.369579


what's this then



d09568  No.369580


nevermind, i had the impression you were still in it.

Well I didn't say it would get any better now did I?

74eeee  No.369581




ff86e7  No.369582

File: af40581b53b7845⋯.jpg (56.19 KB, 850x400, 17:8, af40581b53b784540c9d2ec7b9….jpg)


b565b3  No.369583


I agree that love is a memi tbh

b565b3  No.369584

File: 5966bc7bfeeb10d⋯.jpg (23.91 KB, 689x795, 13:15, 1534353941931.jpg)

>walk into thread

>see a Hertschad in anguish

>feel anguish

ff86e7  No.369585

File: 9d5f48062f29dc1⋯.jpg (49.64 KB, 600x536, 75:67, 9d5f48062f29dc12f9d77b2ec8….jpg)


apparently he's not even a chad, I thought he had a threesome but apparently two girls just literally tucked him into bed like a wee lad

b565b3  No.369586


that sounds nice tbh

>tfw mummy goes to bed before me so she can't do it


b565b3  No.369587

>some people won't get their newspapers today because of the snow



ff86e7  No.369588


it's gonna snow here tomorrow too, gonna shovel. not much though, 3"

b565b3  No.369589


had to shovel when I came home. The fucking tractors that plough the snow had heaved up a big wall of hard snow between the road and our driveway. smh

ff86e7  No.369590


they always do it to us, always our side of the road. one time I threw a snowball at the plow and he flipped me off, kek

ff86e7  No.369591

File: f3d9446600f2392⋯.png (139.12 KB, 480x466, 240:233, ec1a592adef6facf6be752c0b6….png)




b565b3  No.369592

File: 45ae64c4d76acf5⋯.png (330.08 KB, 503x509, 503:509, ClipboardImage.png)


>they always do it to us, always our side of the road. one time I threw a snowball at the plow and he flipped me off, kek

Cunts tbh. Act like they are doing us a service too when they get paid to do it. And most of the time they sleep in and don't do it in time.

You luv Varg, right? GOt the pic of him with the sword?


Keek. Put it on /brit/

ff86e7  No.369593

File: 26fa7b18c5333c5⋯.png (147.79 KB, 430x540, 43:54, stop... or else.png)


not a sword, do you mean this?

b565b3  No.369594


No I meant the one in the pic I posted. But I guess it could be somebody else' arm with a sword.

ff86e7  No.369595


burzum.org has a lot of pics of Varg

b565b3  No.369596


thanks lid

b565b3  No.369597

File: d75435fe9506b9c⋯.png (380.07 KB, 540x405, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

b565b3  No.369598

File: 78c3cad78cc713a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.51 MB, 1063x752, 1063:752, ClipboardImage.png)

>Do you think Wessex will like me now, Rafiki?

b565b3  No.369599

File: e53ebfd7eba3c73⋯.png (865.57 KB, 1549x928, 1549:928, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 49914a12106cf95⋯.png (292.46 KB, 652x532, 163:133, ClipboardImage.png)

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b565b3  No.369600

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b565b3  No.369601

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hit or flood

ff86e7  No.369602

File: d9f33c534d3794e⋯.jpg (8.61 KB, 236x235, 236:235, 5595eb065f2a1b1a25664cad97….jpg)


imagine that though, having to dance to cotton eyed joe while pretending to be happy as part of your job

1d32bd  No.369603

File: e0f62674c209c1c⋯.jpg (658.08 KB, 1569x1549, 1569:1549, 1548900268982.jpg)

Holy crackers

Capcom put up their entire soundtrack library up on Spotify. No REmake2 up yet though

I'll tell you now, I'm the one to survive,

You'll never break my fate or my stride

I'll have you choke on your own demise,

I make the angel scream, and the devil cry.

I hope you all slept well. or about to sleep well in some cases


too cute


how do they do it?

I'd blow my own fucking brains out if I had to work in such an environment

b565b3  No.369604


well that is basically any retailer or restaurant worker job. Or most jobs. Any service job. You have to act like the outer face of whatever you work for, and you better represent them well, or else.


>how do they do it?

dno. everyone at the shop I worked at was dead inside.

b565b3  No.369605

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b565b3  No.369606

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haven't watched it but that title is promising

da69be  No.369607

File: cdbd46dee5064a6⋯.jpg (39.31 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 313lxll.jpg)

Got a bad cold and feel like shit… should I go in to work today or ring in ill?

b565b3  No.369608


Go in to work tbh

ff86e7  No.369609


call your bossmeister and ask him

b565b3  No.369610

File: baea3ed87a17694⋯.jpg (62.47 KB, 996x776, 249:194, 1549844463159.jpg)

>tfw you were given the responsibility of watching the class' pet honker this week but you neglected it and it died

da69be  No.369611


I sit next to bossman, he will be OK with it because he doesn't want to catch it himself

b565b3  No.369612

File: ddd7234f43dd258⋯.png (596.26 KB, 782x778, 391:389, ClipboardImage.png)

ecf0d0  No.369613

File: 103dca6623c6a96⋯.png (139.19 KB, 249x237, 83:79, vompepe1.png)


b565b3  No.369614

File: 0d003e2bf647daf⋯.png (111.5 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1549049091409.png)


Got you

369d26  No.369615

File: 453904d801df304⋯.jpg (89.47 KB, 736x603, 736:603, Bubble Style Pepe Smile.jpg)


>how do they do it?

thick skin!

when I put on my work wear I hide all my true feelings and emotion behind the badge.

It`s not easy some days though.

I also take small victories where ever I can.

screwing over people is so easy when you do it politely and with a pleasant smile on your face.

b565b3  No.369616


Yeah there is something magical about the uniform or just representing something else that makes it easy to act a certain way. Still tires me out though tbh

da69be  No.369617

File: 2b132e97388b7a3⋯.jpg (162.92 KB, 1066x1093, 1066:1093, 1548380181926.jpg)

have a nice day wagecucks

b565b3  No.369618


You gonna stay at home, lad?

da69be  No.369619


yes called bossman and he's fine with it

369d26  No.369620


yep, it is draining.

pffffft, tbh.

b565b3  No.369621


Nice, you can have a productive day at home then.

da69be  No.369622

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listening to luke ford, mainly for the KMG contributions

369d26  No.369623


>he's fine with it

the fucking grief you get from my place for actually being ill or injured is unbelievable.

then, when you go back, you have to attend a "return to work" meeting with a manager.

they have set amounts of time you`re "allowed" to be off sick before they put you on "stage 1 managing attendance".

then stage 2 and 3.

they monitor your attendance and you have quarterly meetings.

it is literally degrading.

the legacy the boomer gen have left with their weakness in the work place is shameful as fuck.

b565b3  No.369624


are they all Jews? keek. KMG?

da69be  No.369625


I can see why they do it otherwise they risk some sickness culture taking over like in local councils and NHS where people take months and years off on full pay with stress or somesuch BS. Ironically it's workers rights protections that have brought us to this. If you could easily ditch the pisstakers then they wouldn't need introduce these oppressive schemes.


Luke is a convert to Judaism. Halsey is native. Kyle is a Jewish lolbertarian but he streams from the inside of a macdonalds because he is too broke to pay for decent accommodation. Kevin Michael Grace is the Canadian boomer.

b565b3  No.369626

File: 892447a9b298005⋯.png (153.72 KB, 729x638, 729:638, 892447a9b29800567f7030fb1e….png)


sounds like a bore, lad. Why would you watch it? I ask as somebody who regularly watches e-celebs

da69be  No.369627


KMG is interesting to listen to but could be an acquired taste

369d26  No.369628


>people take months and years off on full pay with stress or somesuch BS

oh, that shit still happens, stress being the main culprit and peeps off for months at a time.

same as everything tho I guess, the few fucking it up for the many.

it just when you get ill, you end up second guessing staying off.

is it worth it? all the hassle, should I just grin and bare it?

does my head in.

then you`ve got dick head power trip managers who make you feel like the lowest form of scum cus you were genuinely ill.

union are also roll over manager cock sucking faggots now too.

b565b3  No.369629

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Salty poo eye at 8 minutes 54 seconds top keeeeeek

b565b3  No.369630


give me a taste, lad

b565b3  No.369631


wew she really looks like my brother's gf in that thumbnail

b565b3  No.369632

File: 56ea6546bfef5f4⋯.png (76.87 KB, 240x221, 240:221, 1546118996330.png)

imagine being a reviewer and looking at books through a modern marxist lens. Just makes me want to go into the comments and say





369d26  No.369633


it`s so damn depressing tbf.

I bought a Pimlico Mein Kampf year back not realising it would be notated by kikes. gave it to a charity as it was near unreadable.

got the Ford translation audiobook instead.

da69be  No.369634


I'd be fine with time off ill = no pay for the duration, and no demeaning procedures. At my workplace they are pretty casual about it as it's a smaller company and have more leeway in dealing with pisstakers than some big HR heavy situation.



b565b3  No.369635


Yeah I am sure there is an unedited version for kindle

b565b3  No.369636

nigj nigh lids

369d26  No.369637


sweet dreams, lad.

369d26  No.369638


yeah, it`s a big ass company I work for, and getting bigger.

all HR, procedures, etc.

can work in your favour, but can be a major pain in the arse!

monies good tho. security and pension are beyond compare.

the actual work is pretty much against all I stand for some days which is somewhat bothersome, I just have to think of family holidays, birthdays, etc and knuckle on through it.

wagie life eh?

ecf0d0  No.369639

File: 22df046f8f702ce⋯.pdf (2.39 MB, Mein Kampf Colchester Ed..pdf)

File: 936d6e1eada8e8d⋯.pdf (2.43 MB, meinkampfstalag.pdf)


you want the Stalag Edition

not tried the Colchester one yet

369d26  No.369640


noice one Wess.

I`ll give `em a go Sir.

369d26  No.369641

File: 41fa7f6eff7c634⋯.jpg (17 KB, 225x225, 1:1, embarrassed Pepe.jpg)

audiobooks are king for me, driving between jobs is so much sweeter when you have a comfy book on the radio.

*shame for currently listening to Zombie lit*

369d26  No.369642

off to work….

11 - 7.

the torture shift!

have great days y`all.

5f06cc  No.369643

File: 0f4d27a573d5b9b⋯.jpg (179.32 KB, 1474x1476, 737:738, IMG_3413.JPG)

9964dc  No.369644


Saw this the other day, God joo eyes are annoying to both the eyes and ears smh