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File: 806cc98a652a4f5⋯.jpg (86.05 KB, 700x850, 14:17, 7109788fa9a93d64aebc36c02b….jpg)

 No.281843[Reply]

1. Obey 8chan's global rules.

2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.

3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board. If you admit to being underage you're retarded enough to deserve a ban.

4. Refrain from posting low quality threads. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.

5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.

6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted.

7. Keep blogposts in the FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion.

8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky. This is for convenience more than anything.

9. Namefagging, tripfagging, and avatarfagging is prohibited unless necessary for a specific thread. This also applies to moderator capcodes, which shouldn't be used outside of meta discussions.

Kindly report any posts that seem to violate these rules.

Contact info: tyronemuhdick@cock.li

Now cyclical because I don't want to make any more of these threads.

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 No.302647

>>302605

>>302595

Here's an idea: having some sort of simple template to post as the only post that would be necessary for a bait thread to discourage it (along with a random string to not be muted). Example:

In case you just came from 4chan, these kinds of threads are not

allowed here, and this one will be deleted shortly. Plenty of other

boards will accept this such as >>>/b/. Consider going there.

FWLIPSHADJYXQNZZCJTMYMVOGCSWLBOFOUPEXHYALYUVGSKJFV




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 No.267496[Reply]

Have any of you ever tried to get a gf and got rejected? Any stories about the rejection? Was this what redpilled you about women?

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 No.289943

>>289908

>falling for 3D

>oneitis retardation

>humble bragging faggotry

You don't belong here.


 No.302368

Thread falling off the catalogue? Not on my watch.

>senior year of HS

>there's this cute girl in my physics class who's also really smart, gets the best grades on tests out of the entire class

>hey, wanna go out sometime?

>laughs her ass off

>her friends join in the laughter

>I just sit there staring at my desk

Just another in the long string of rejections that ended with me withdrawing altogether.

Shoulda known better by that point in my life but oh well.


 No.302445

>>289934

>one in a million

They don't exist at all, faggot. There's no point in trying to salvage a dumpster fire. All the means you'd need to keep one under control are illegal, too, so there is absolutely no redeeming the situation.


 No.302798

File: 509faf3c9a823f9⋯.jpg (214.17 KB, 940x626, 470:313, 140213-death-grips-video-l….jpg)

I beta-orbited knockoff boxxy for the better half of a year until she finally snapped and told me to leave her alone in front of the band. She was a massive whore anyways so I don't really feel bad about this one, just dumb for the fact that I let her use me like she did.

I also got rejected by a friend of mine then acted butthurt about it and ignored any attempt made by her to apologize or recover the relationship. She even stated that she was being honest with me since she knew I was easily led on and didn't think what boxxy did to me was right but I still took it badly. Man I was a dick. Moving on.

Freshman year now, I've found another knockoff boxxy. Pretty much the same shit except she tells me she has a boyfriend, then I find out that she's also whoring around with a friend of mine at the same time so I go to the library to act like a butthurt faggot, get followed by this pathetic tumblr nerd, then push her away when she tries to console me. I know for a fact I made that day 1000x times worse for her than it was for me, like imagine beta-orbiting a guy beta-orbiting a whore then getting rejected like that. She JUSTed herself with a nosering and armpit hair the following year so whatever.

Sophomore year woooooo. An actual gf just falls into my lap when we sit together and she asks for my number. That amounted to basically ERPing over sms using those Godawful cellular keypads and having to read the autistic fanfiction she wrote about us on notebook paper. Like Harry Potter/Fifty Shades crossover shit where I ravage her as a werewolf or something. I wish I was able to save those but she had to watch me read them and took the paper back every time I finished. Like I was dating FeralPheonix or XXXbloodyrists666XXX. It was a very surreal experience looking back.

After that the /doomer/pill set in so there's not really much to tell other than me getting into a couple of fights for being a prick.


 No.302801

>>302798

>had a girlfriend

>using the word 'doomer'

wew




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 No.244525[Reply]

In the wake of a possible failed raid earlier with a couple low quality posts, I think we ought to have a comfy thread to relax. I don't know what happened to the other Gondola thread but I think it was deleted a few days ago.

Post Gondolas of all kinds. I lost many of my gondolas due to autistic related circumstances, so I would appreciate any gondolas you may have.

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 No.301672

>>300001

>>299811

Good job, Anon.

>>246034

HOME - Flashlight

>>246038

Nichijou OST - San nin wa Marudo Kazoku

>>246058

Đố Ai - Phương Dung

I usually put the song name in the metainfo of the video and I know others do the same. Always worth to check out.


 No.301723

File: 33a77310a5eb988⋯.jpg (1.39 MB, 1600x1199, 1600:1199, gondola in a gondola2.jpg)

It's not a webm, but it's gondola for a good gondola thread.


 No.301908

File: 887961637b2c9db⋯.mp4 (10.02 MB, 1181x800, 1181:800, gondola west berlin.mp4)

OC. David Bowie - Art Decade


 No.302391

>>254218

Jesus anon, that indo-european cultural echo


 No.302800

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I tried making this into a webm, but at low resolutions this gondola looks pretty bad.




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 No.299434[Reply]

I made a fatal mistake of visiting /b/ in current year +4. Thankfully i made it out without hurling all my Gastric content. The top thread was 'Faces of /b/' thread. Nobody even tried to oppose the data mining. The second thread was a Trap thread. Highly likely created by discordfags, /b/ is obviously unaware and goes with it. Third is the usual 'Whyteboi iz weak'. Gets 100 replies. How do people keep replying day after the day to the same things is beyond me. Fourth thread was a political thread. Same talking point. Same arguments. Same insults. Same end.

/b/-Random

'Random' they said. Anything but.

I know /b/ was already shite but it actually became excruciatingly worse to the point of unusable.

That board is a magnificent example of how a single imageboards can fall so bad. This mustn't happen to 8ch.

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 No.302213

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>>301809

>how did you lose your virginity…

<…robots?

I used to visit porn boards (/hc/ /s/ /gif/) every now and then, maybe once a month, but fucking retarded comments became too distracting to even jack it off in peace. For example in one thread some anon posted a reply (most likely bait) in which he described how he found his daughter's big black dildo that her mom bought for her, threw it away and yelled at his wife iirc. His reply got at least a dozen (you)s and every single one was something in the line of "you're an awful father", "your daughter will never forgive you for this", "hope she gets fucked by niggers black men", "get the fuck out boomer it's the current year" and so on.

I think it's best to isolate yourself from all the rage-inducing bullshit and normalfaggotry so I do my best to stay away from cuckchannel. Same with jewtube and other big websites. As a matter of fact, it would be best to reduce time spent on internet by at Ieast 99%.


 No.302214

>>302198

I'm not some mentally ill RPfag but there were times I'd hijack imagurl threads just to demonstrate to myself what kind of people bump these threads. This was post-death r9k of course.

There was no nuance to my RP, I just acted like a lonely gurl. I remember I got one fag to give me his discord twice in 2 seperate threads in one fucking day. I told him after each time because I wanted him to feel stupid but he just kept going undeterred.

Its just kids. Retarded faggy kids willing to indulge females out of some desperate sense of hope because they don't know better.


 No.302218

>>302213

>nononono let her become a whore

>maybe she will be the whore to finally have sex with me

Tactical white knights are pathetic

>>302214

There's a lot of low-iq thirsters that just never learn. If you say you're a girl on omegle or even just not say you're a guy, they literally start begging for snapchat etc. It's disgusting.


 No.302477

>>299434

They banned me for talking about the AoC.


 No.302799

>>301809

>Ane Naru Mono thread

I see nothing wrong with this.




 No.302487[Reply]

where the people on the internets communicate these days? and what kind of people are on each community?

examples:

-imageboards (8ch, 4ch, nanochan, others)

-reddit

-facebook

-discord groups

-irc

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 No.302676

>>302674

You're acting as if the userbase of each site can only be of that one site and have no overlap


 No.302677

>>302674

>outnumber

Never. Look outside. Retards are the majority everywhere.

>who has more influence over the internet

We do, because they are only capable of moving from site to site by being heavily shilled to do it. They can't discover new sites on their own. They can't make sites. They can just be herded around like the sheep they are. You can also see this with gaming companies: Going full woke has never produced a big hit, but plenty of big failures.

>if an all-out war were to break out between us and them which side would realistically win

Us. We're talking about people who can't even stomach some gore. They have no opsec. They don't even know what the fucking word means. They can barely turn on a computer. Five hours in, we'd have their full address, telephone number, Social Security number, and order truckloads of loli porn to their house with their own credit cards. We'd win before Internet providers could even react.


 No.302698

>>302490

I don't mind the real time environment as it's nice for some low information conversations, like bantering. But why do people hate email so much? Back in the days before telephones people would write paper letters to each other all the time. Some of the famous accomplishments in science and philosophy came about from two people writing without ever having spoken face to face. What stops us from doing the same, and why are normies always strongly attached to the idea of instant messages and microblogging?


 No.302788

>>302698

instant messaging is better for low quality low effort conversations. just type something small and stupid, get instant reply.

e-mails are better for longer and more complex conversations. but normalsfags don't have brains or need to have such conversations


 No.302797

File: 5a3217f6f328a8b⋯.png (50.63 KB, 233x255, 233:255, Premium.png)

Am I having a stroke? I'm pretty sure I saw the exact same thread on another board.




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 No.300248[Reply]

Correct Acronym Edition

Old thread is close to bump limit and since I'm a sperg I enjoy making these threads before anyone else can.

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 No.302780

>>302769

My cousin had a issue like this, turned out that the charging port inside the computer broke off its harness or whatever, so the charger wouldn't go in fully. That probably isnt the issue but if it is you'll just need to open the lappy top and superglue or any glue the port back on


 No.302785

>>302780

Is there a video showing how I can do this ? I don't want to mess anything up.


 No.302794

>sleep all morning and day

>be active all evening and night

Just fucking kill me.

This time I will try to not fall asleep until the next evening comes. It helped me before, it will help me again.


 No.302795

>>302785

Just go to jewtube and search for the model number of your laptop along with 'disassembly'. Some are easier than others; HP and Acer are the worst, whereas ASUS are notoriously easy, but even 'hard' ones are still not so bad.


 No.302796

While you're dicking with power port go ahead and cut out the microphone and camera. No reason not to at that point.




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 No.287747[Reply]

>ignore your bullies and they will stop

Where did this meme came from? Why do every authority figure propagates it? do they do it on purpose?

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 No.302735

>>287757

Don't have to fight to finish the job. Don't have to fight to do what's right. Stopping a bully isn't about earning a trophy.


 No.302755

>>302735

What the hell are you even trying to say nigger?


 No.302766

>>302755

Fight ain't Right. Aint have time for that I just want to get into sex with horses and cows. People won't let me do it, they gotta go dead quick.


 No.302767

>>302766

Life is wasting and they won't let me fuck.


 No.302793

File: 6a95de7c011af75⋯.mp4 (4 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 6a95de7c011af75c988556f931….mp4)

Only one way to handle bullies tbh




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 No.301207[Reply]

>most of the intellectual curiosity I have/had is ruined by school

>most of the work ethic and care for quality and responsibility I have/had is ruined by work

>most of the social ability via verbal communication I had/have is ruined through social interaction

>most things have been made excessively and unnecessarily complex

>was never really good with girls or normalfags to begin with

>afraid of getting a gf out of the fear of ruining experience with girls even further

>still want one for companionship and know that I have someone by my side for life who also cares about me

>barely even understand girls

who knows this feel?

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 No.302593

>>302579

Believe it or not, it's biological imperative. It's why they play house; even if their mothers don't buy them dolls and dollhouses they will improvise with plushies and stuff. It's like that even with girls that get pretty much no exposure to media degeneracy and watch mostly cartoons like Winnie the Pooh. Little girls don't even like the family sitcoms, they prefer to be around grown up men. They idolize proper men, they're all over their fathers, uncles and friends of their fathers, which often makes their dumbshit mothers jealous. The cute boys thing is 100% jewish social engineering but little girls are only the secondary target of it. The real audience are single mothers. I've seen it with my own mother and one of the aunts. They both used to fantasize about getting a much younger boyfriend and parenting him. They spent years trying to teach their daughters that every man remains a child forever and that relationships are about being their mommies and disciplining them. Little girls buy into the hype surrounding cute teenage boys but from what I've seen they get over these fads very quickly. None of my cousins followed the fuckboy bands for longer than a few months. They can have crushes on older men that last for years though.

>>302581

Spontaneous little girl behavior is the closest thing to feminine nature, which the roasties are always trying to suppress out of sheer malice and jealousy. The roast sees all other women and even prepubescent girls as competition. Little girls are just not given much of opportunities to act on their instincts these days. They're sheltered from adults and forced to interact with boys their age. You know how 8 years old girls are sometimes trying to cuddle and kiss, and it pushes any sane boys back? I've seen them do it with 20-30 years old men when given the chance and it wasn't their parents or anyone else teaching them that stuff. Not acting like whores and trying to grind against a man, they're still clueless about sexuality. But they like to goof around, dance and cuddle with men, they like to make cookies and cakes for them, that's their idea of bonding. It's pretty much how courting Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.302781

>>301207

You are letting fear stop you from living. Life is full of ups and downs and failures and successes.

If you constantly stay in fear of things that haven't happened yet, you will never live and you will never experiences the positive side of life. Note that there is far more bad than there is good in the world, so in order to experience good, you must pass through quite a bit of bad.

Tell you one thing, if you stay away from having a girlfriend from fear, a decade will pass, then two, and by that time it will be too late, and all you will have left in your life will be regret to replace the fear that you obeyed like a fool.

On the other hand, find a girl, take it slowly without killing it by being too slow, and try how things go. Find out about her, don't fall for her too fast, don't aim to fuck her too quickly either. See how she really is, but be direct and show her that you like her. Don't play games. It is about balance, not extremes.

If things go well and you generally both enjoy one another's company, then stick with it. If it is overwhelmingly negative for a great proportion of the time, then stop it, break up and move on.

You might have to date, I don't mean have sex with or live with, a few girls before you find one you really like and who also likes you the same.

Stop letting fear control you, or you will never live.


 No.302782

>>302417

the oxytocin pill is one of the worst things about modern reality that i have come to realise.

know that there is medication which can stimulate oxytocin production and reception on a workable level, all you have to do is acquire the chemicals and put them into her drinks/food on a regular basis whenever you are with her.

it is almost a love-drug.


 No.302783

>>302465

>ideal woman is a man

not really. women being more or less forced to become man-like is what has caused so many of them to become monstrosities in the last few decades.

masculinised women are alcohol drinking, smoking, drug taking, promiscuous, rude and clumsy, with no emotional connection to the dicks they ride.

100 years ago, you would have found that those kind of 'women' were only found in brothels and drug dens, disgusting elements that were outcast from society.

Now they are commonplace.

They still aren't the majority, and their major concentrations are in large cities where the media and degeneracy saturation levels are greatest.


 No.302792

>>302781

>don't fall for her too fast

This.

Be cautious and try to not build an ideal image of her before you get to know her deeper.

Real-life women aren't instant waifus.




 No.302630[Reply]

one? I been looking for jobs for months the only job I have right now is tutoring part time.

I have an M.S in math and cannot find anything. All I get are these shitty phone interviews, I do them talk to these HR cunts and then never hear from them again.

I hate the job search I think I should give give up because even though I have a college degree I have no connections.

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 No.302786

>>302768

Go to school first, do well there and actually learn stuff. Contact local electricians and ask them if they need help. My father owns a plumbing company and finding help is fucking impossible. Most of the guys we get either quit because they don't like doing the physical labor, they're fired because they don't bother to show up to work, or they're not even employed at all because we know they're strung out on heroin.

If you have a clean criminal record, went to trade school, and can demonstrate you're able to work hard just cold call a bunch of independent contractors until you get work. It won't take long.


 No.302787

>>302768

Don't electricians work a lot with people? To coordinate their work with builders at a building site, or in the home of some family, looking into why their lights go out when they plug in the six millionth thing?

If you can into socialising then go for it but afaik being autistic or /thatguy/ in some way might be hard for that job.


 No.302789

>>302787

Oh shit you're right. I forgot suicide was the only option life keeps giving me.


 No.302790

>>302786

Thanks for the pointers, I might follow them if I get up enough initiative.


 No.302791

>>302789

Well you can do what I do and stay and be miserable and enjoy the view for another sixty years.

We might even find some persons even worse off as we wait.




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 No.289276[Reply]

Post pics that make you feel something.

sad/depressing/weird…

greentexts/posts are also allowed.

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 No.301818

>>289348

>you're not really supposed to "replace" or forget someone who was your best friend during your childhood

That's what I thought too, until literally all of my best friends from childhood stopped talking to me. Most people don't actually understand what a "friendship" is and just do it because everyone else is. Some people are just more blessed/cursed with emotions than others are.


 No.302754

File: aaecde5a1f994cb⋯.jpg (299.41 KB, 1600x1065, 320:213, 1454800428342.jpg)

I completely forgot this pic. Just randomly image search some stuff and boom I find it again. Made me sad


 No.302758

>>302754

It's possible he got reconstruction surgery, assuming his parents wanted what was best for their child.

Or more likely than not he's stuck with that for the rest of his life.


 No.302760

Op here

Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm still here reading everything you post.

Thank you for contributing to the thread.


 No.302777

File: 84419e7f2ba3519⋯.png (579.5 KB, 990x682, 45:31, Terry.png)

I miss him bros




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 No.281622[Reply]

The great debate : what age do females peak ? Let's end it once and for all. Also, feel free to dump before/after pics, graphs and shit.

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 No.302628

>>302623

Ive heard that term before, blue book and black book, is that just before and after taxes?


 No.302664

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>302628

There's a company called Kelley's Blue Book (and also NADA and Edmunds) which collects information about how much a given make, model and year of a car sells for, depending on condition. It's their guess at the fair market value. I find that their guess is pretty good, you should literally fight any seller (dealer or private) like a madman to pay no more than the blue book price, ever (but of course always try to get less). They'll have all sorts of excuses why the blue book doesn't apply to them

>we're a dealership we can afford to wait

>we spent 100 bucks detail cleaning it so we get to sell it 2000 higher

>i put a stupid decal on it so it's worth more

>it has sentimental value

>blah blah

Fact is a car salesman's basic skill is to invent reasons why you should pay more than the blue book. Here's a video of a boomer explaining how they scam people. That channel is very instructive on (((dealer tactics))) in general, if you can stand the sleaze.

Usually car prices are given before TTL (tax, title and license) because those are variable fees that don't depend on the seller.


 No.302713

>>302664

sneaky. what are titles and licensing? do you need a specific license for each car you own?


 No.302761

>>281622

>Anne Hathaway looks attractive at 30 years old

Lmao no. She looks like a 45 years old mother.


 No.302771

>>281760

11-12 is obviously prime.




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 No.290100[Reply]

For the most part I had unsupervised access to the internet from the onset of puberty, which of course led me to porn. It wasn't bad back in those days, I would look at plain old vanilla stuff from time to time and be done with it, but as you can imagine, as time wore on things became worse. These days, I'm ashamed of where I am at. Into the strangest, most awful fetishes, masturbating multiple times a day, everyday, out of sheer compulsion rather than any desire to do so. I hate it, I gain no pleasure from it, after I do it I always feel deeply disgusted with myself and wish I hadn't, but so far I've failed when it comes to abstaining.

I assume, this being a board for male virgins, at least a few of you know how this is. Anyone ever overcome it, and return to a somewhat normal sexuality? Or maybe there is no hope for me, and I should submit to the anti-degeneracy gangs for execution when the pure-revolution comes.

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 No.302615

File: 6fd50dd665b1d01⋯.png (101.81 KB, 500x501, 500:501, d00021e8522af61341fecb01e5….png)

>>290100

if you're willing to go to somewhat extreme measures…

I find that after not jerking off for 2 weeks I kind of "forget" about it. if I'm not into the daily (well, I'm a bit older now so 3-4 times a week) habit of jerking off "just because", I lose the urge to do it in general.

so the trick is getting that 2 week or so abstinence which then carries on for a month or two.

the best thing I've unintentionally found for this is sleep deprivation. Honestly try staying up till 4am or whatever just watching movies or playing vidya.

when I'm sleep deprived I honestly stop caring about anything, I'm just a zombie through my day and don't have the mental energy to be aroused. Probably explainable through maslow's hierarchy.

try getting 2-3 hours less sleep than usual for 4-5 days and hopefully it'll work a bit?


 No.302619

>>302615

Funny, for me it's the opposite. Maybe it's because I associate whacking it with going to sleep, but I always need to masturbate if I've stayed up late.


 No.302695

File: dd3cd701eb732f3⋯.gif (1.03 MB, 198x134, 99:67, GN7v0QZ.gif)

>>302619

when I'm staying up late I indeed feel the urge to whack it (not lately, but historically) "just because"

some logic like I'm already going to feel like shit tomorrow morning, may as well jerk off

but the day *after* staying up late, I'm totally uninterested. so if you can manage to not jerk off in the process of staying up late maybe it will work for you. idk, I'm not a doctor

nowadays I don't really have a sex drive, I've even opened porn 2-3 times this week and felt nothing


 No.302739

I think the scary thing about porn is maybe the police can arrest you if you watch certain types of porn I think….. what if you click on a link by mistake…


 No.302745

File: 17683252845e953⋯.jpg (51.48 KB, 420x420, 1:1, FBI.jpg)

>>302739

have you been clicking links, anon? We've given you plenty of warnings now not to do that, I guess we have to finally kick it up a notch.

See you in 10.




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Share your dreams, if you can remember any.

>Be really little

>Have a dream about being at a party

>It's a very barren party

>Looks like something that would be held in an office

>It's only filled with adults

>Realize how boring it is

>Go outside in the night

>Get knocked down by a black cat

>Try to get back up

>Cat knocks me down again and tells me to stay down

>Do this over and over again until I wake up

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 No.300462

>me and some people I knew from high school join an underground fight club organization

>every fight happens in a different part of a city

>entry fee is pretty damn high (around 400$), you always have to pay it each time before you enter the same arena from different locations

>arena looks like a badly lit Roman colisseum built underground

>my first fight is against some young man sitting on a bench

>I take off my t-shirt, throw it on the sand and slap my abdomen as I yell "come on!"

>as I approach the man I notice that my body feels really sluggish

>each body part had it own sluggishness, the right arm was the most unresponsive

>I drag my right arm up with my left hand to help myself get into a fighting stance

>my opponent got up

>I try to quickly jab his face with my left fist

>it wasn't as quick as I tried it to be but he flinches anyway

>I follow-up with a right hook

>sluggish arm hits my opponent's nose with forearm

>as the opponent bends down I try to hit him once again with an uppercut

>his nose is hit with my right forearm again

>I force my opponent into a quadriple limblock and push the joints until he gives up

>I get 1600$ as I exit

>I look for the next places that have the entry to the arena

>check 2 for 400$ each but there were no opponents available

>get really nervous as I enter the third one since I don't want to lose any more money

>the perspective switches from first-person to side-view

>suddenly I'm playing a M.U.G.E.N. game now

>the background is that same arena

>I'm controlling fucking Ichigo from Bleach

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 No.301222

>>300445

You finally accepted that you can't escape your personal demons, and that you will be consumed by them.


 No.301499

I had a weird dream about escaping responsibilities and implications that I'm a king, which makes no sense since I'm jobless loser. I was just traveling the world and I also made a song that sounded super great but could never reproduce in real life and totally forgot


 No.302650

I usually don't have dreams, but last night was the first in a long, long time. Don't know what triggered it. And of course it had to be an erotic one.

I was making love with my beautiful wife on a king-size cloud of cream silk in a room bathed with warm golden light. She wore a beautiful white lace corset and thong. That went on for a while, then suddenly we were at a beach, going swimming with my family (1 boy, 2 girls) in the sea. My wife was ravishing in her red micro bikini and wet oiled skin. I still remember after playing with my youngest daughter on my shoulders; I was waist deep in the sea, wading over to my wife and giving her a passionate kiss, bodies pressed to each-other, her voluminous chest against mine, my arms wrapped round her waist and my hands squeezing her butt.

Then I woke up alone on my lumpy 30 year old single mattress. First time I woke up with a boner in 2 years.


 No.302741

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>go outside because I thought I heard my car being broke into

>it's still there

>I'm wearing nothing but my black long underwear

>it's cold so I stretch the back part of the underwear over my head and tuck my arms in

>I basically look like a black gondola

>start walking down the street

>woman comes out her front door

>starts freaking out because all she can see is this dark inhuman figure walking down the street

>try to calm her down but I can't speak

>wake up

Fug :DDDD




 No.300779[Reply]

my dad has diabetes and is a dick, mom died a while back and when he's gone i get a lot of cash. he's diabetic, is there an easy way to induce a stroke or something? i could easily pretend i had headphones on and didn't hear while he was flopping around.

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 No.302653

>>302652

Win10 isn't bad at all if you use the LTSB version, crack it, manually remove all of the telemetry shit, manually break the ability for it to update, and do some other shit that makes it tolerable.


 No.302699

>>302653

>>302652

Cute that you fags think you're worth keylogging.


 No.302700

>>302699

Windows 10, if just installed normally and not altered, has an automatic keylogger though, and it stays active even if you have 'Cortana' disabled. That's why cracking it and altering a bunch of stuff on it is neccesary.

Additionally

>if you have nothing to hide then you don't need privacy

Kill yourself.


 No.302737

>>302700

NO YOU!

this is why you should get linux, also, I never said your privacy doesn't matter. I'm just saying you're not worth invading. From what I've seen only hawt gurlz and richfags get hacked. I can't really imagine any one coming to R9K to fuck us over for our meme folders and pirated games. Don't get all hurt just because you suck microsoft cock all day. You too can join the linux master-race when ever you're ready.


 No.302740

>>302737

>R9K

>not /r9k/

Go back to reddit.




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 No.301468[Reply]

Since we already have a thread talking waifu, why dont we have a thread talking about characters in fiction that are considered "robot" that you take a liking to? Let me start two of my favorite first:

Many Pardo from Hotline Miami 2

Rorschach from Watchman

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 No.302637

>>302620

>someone was talking about how they were just starting to watch the show because it was recommended to them by someone else. Was that you?

It may have been. I did finish the series about a month ago though.

>some aspects of it are likely to trigger /pol/ (rampant racemixing/anti-racism in particular)

It's sort of a mixed-bag. As you said there is a lot of race-mixing and anti-racism, but on the same token it has a lot of themes that I think modern-day Natsocs would really appreciate. For instance, in season 3 the corrupted Earth government uses the mainstream news network to spread lies about Captain Sheridan and Babylon 5. Dr. Franklin even said "you control the information, you control the people." Also, there are several antagonists in the show that use underhanded tactics of the Jew, like the Psi-Corps' harsh attitude towards non-telepaths for not being "chosen" and using government money to fund their own agenda, or the subversive infiltration tactics of the Shadows to take over entire worlds.

> Lennier is definitely a robot in demeanor, but he's a very good fighter either on foot or in a ship, which isn't something that robots generally are

I think the self-improvement-bots here may disagree somewhat. In any case I thought on it a bit more, and I think that Vir is likely the biggest robot in the show before he becomes Emperor. Not only was Vir a virgin with no friends, but he was also looked down upon by many fellow Centauri for being different and having socially unacceptable quirks.

>Something I can't stand which is prevalent in many works of science fiction and fantasy made by boomers is the amount of roastie empowerment in them. We need to have a thread specifically to discuss this

Agreed. It seems that through much of the media and literature throughout history, women are often glorified well beyond anything that women have ever truly been capable of. I think it's because no matter what time you live in, women are constantly disappointing, so men end up making stories about women who are capable and competent while still being femininPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.302639

>>302620

>implying that the autistic martial arts/piloting prodigy isn't a thing in and on itself

Also fuck you more,I'm pretty sure a lot of robots are also /k/ommandos.


 No.302681

>>302637

>It may have been. I did finish the series about a month ago though.

More people seem to have gotten interested in it lately, possibly out of a desire to find things they may have missed. It pioneered many of the elements of modern TV such as ongoing storylines, with characters having a trapdoor in their background that allows any of them to exit the plot if needed, and is still among the most realistic sci-fi shows in terms of spaceship physics.

>It's sort of a mixed-bag. As you said there is a lot of race-mixing and anti-racism, but on the same token it has a lot of themes that I think modern-day Natsocs would really appreciate.

I'm ambivalent about the issue of natsoc. On one hand, feminism is cancerous as fuck and anything that opposes it is at least worth a look. On the other, the white community has never meaningfully existed for me. Whites have never treated me any better than any other race, and this is also true for many other men, which is part of the reason /pol/ was struggling to gain adherents up until recently. Even then, most of the converts currently being brought in will eventually go back to basic bitch conservatism because they're normalfags and normalfags aren't really driven by ideology, but by their contemptible urge to score social good boy points. I also find the Asian girls extremely attractive, like many others, but they unfortunately seem to become easily roastified when exposed to Western culture. That may be the inherent nature of women making itself apparent in an environment where it's allowed to flourish. B5's major races are pretty clearly allegories for real-world racial groups and national spheres of influence, so the relationships of Sinclair/Sakai and Sheridan/Delenn are both examples of white guys wanting to pound either an actual Asian girl or an allegorical representation of one and meeting with resistance from that culture, while G'Kar's thoughts for the first couple seasons anytime he's not plotting to genocide the Centauri mostly consist of "where da Earth wimmin at?" Roastieism is common among the show's human women, which is also reflected in real-world white women. Then you can get into the whole clusterfuck of Sheridan's prePost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.302682

>>302637

>For instance, in season 3 the corrupted Earth government uses the mainstream news network to spread lies about Captain Sheridan and Babylon 5. Dr. Franklin even said "you control the information, you control the people." Also, there are several antagonists in the show that use underhanded tactics of the Jew

There are telepaths who oppose the Psi Corps, so it's not a precise analogy for /pol/'s beliefs about Jews, which hold that the entire Jewish race is in on everything the worst of them do. The Shadows are basically all evil, but the point of the Shadow War is that it's bad to let yourself be controlled by any outside force, rather than trying to pin all the bad things in the universe on one group. B5 was ahead of its time in depicting fake news though.

>Vir

Vir is a good example of a self-improvement bot. Marcus is a confirmed virgin, but he doesn't have the demeanor of a stereotypical robot at all. He's actually confident and strong. It's too bad that he fell for the roasties' tricks in the end. He was always a bro to anyone in need.

>men end up making stories about women who are capable and competent while still being feminine, essentially creating their own waifus through fiction.

This is true and deserves a great deal of exploration. We could write a thesis on this. Too bad no journal of literary criticism would publish it because the feminists own them all.

>A thread on this subject sounds like a good idea to me, but I'm not certain how many bots here would be on board. They might not want the thread because it makes us look like we're "obsessing over roasties" instead of ignoring them.

Depending on how you define obsessing over roasties, almost any thread the board has ever had could qualify. A thread about the depictions of various female characters and how roastie-like they are in comparison to each other would be worthwhile because it's basically the inversion of how feminists whine when a female character isn't roastie enough. Outsiders may see it as evidence of thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.302728

>>302681

>still among the most realistic sci-fi shows in terms of spaceship physics.

Absolutely. I had actually watched the entirety of the Star Trek Franchise (minus Discovery and The Animated Series) before watching B5, and one thing I instantly noticed about B5 is how much better the ship physics and battles were.

>Whites have never treated me any better than any other race

I know what you mean. People don't like to talk about it anywhere on 8chan, but if you're a robot or social outcast, every normalfag of every race will treat you poorly to some degree, even whites. I'm white and I do believe that whites need to help one another to avoid extinction, but even still I have no friends, white or otherwise.

>>302682

>it's not a precise analogy for /pol/'s beliefs about Jews

I don't think I explained my point too well, but I didn't mean that the Psi-corps or the Shadows were allegories for the Jews, just that they employ Jewish tactics to push their agendas. B5 did an excellent job of pointing out the kind of sinister infiltration tactics that one peoples/nation can employ to ruin another.

>Depending on how you define obsessing over roasties, almost any thread the board has ever had could qualify

That's true, and everything you said in that paragraph makes a lot of good points. You've convinced me we should have this thread. I might make it later today or tomorrow if someone else doesn't make it first.

>Maybe there needs to be a /k/ thread here too.

I can definitely get behind this. I don't know much about weaponry myself (aside from some basics about swords/axes/spears/etc., not that it's particularly practical) so a /k/-bot thread would be good for sharing information about what we all should be familiar with to some extent.




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