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>After an unusual meteor shower leaves most of the human population blind, a merchant navy officer must find a way to conquer tall, aggressive plants which are feeding on people and animals.

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrin0N8r1Ls

Torrent: https://monova.to/7A0AA12FD667888172999EEF674F8CF05CDC627B

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Try reading the post again and this time comprehend it correctly.

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RIP Hitler

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Anybody got a link to his movie so I can watch it in a way to respect him?

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As discussed in these posts: >>1845045 >>1845045 >>1845059

I have decided to set up a weekly film discussion thread.

I've had a couple emails to Gahoole and he's on board with the idea, so we're going to give it a test and see if it works.


I'll start a thread close to 0000 EST Sunday, which will contain the discussion for the week, as well as next film and voting.

Every week a new film is discussed and a new one is picked.

Nothing too imaginative, but hopefully people enjoy it.

Two options at the moment: 1 film or 2. Voting would stay the same, just take the 2nd pick, and would allow for more discussions, maybe comparisons and would mean there's a better chance a film you enjoy will make the cut.

As a side note, no one wants to flood the board with stickies and interlinked threads, so this thread will be stickied for a bit, as will the actual threads, but they're not going to be 24/7 eternal /pol/ stickies. Once you guys get into the groove, I'm hoping we'll only need the sticky for a couple days to get enough people to bump it fairly regularly through the week.


Voting will take place in posts. Type the film, post it, most results win.

Voting will be restricted to a certain category each week. Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons.

An alternative is to set up a simple raffle, with each entry being 1 vote.

Examples of categories are:

Science Fiction films, Italian films, Films Roger Ebert gave a 0 to, etc

Categories can be picked by anyone, and I'll either take one that sounds good or randomly pick that as well.

Why make the thread?

Just need feedback.

I could make this today and see if it works, but asking you guys what you want is better for everyone.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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I'd like to nominate this 1983 Japanese film simply titled Antartica, it seems interesting:


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>She was living in an apartment with Jacobson in LA

>Til two armed black robbers broke in for some kinky role-play!

>What was she to do? Could she call for help? She took it in the fanny!

>So they tied her to the chair after they locked the door

>They said to her friend "Now suck it… you filthy whore!"

>They tied her to the chair, to the chair, to the chair!

>And made Fran watch as they put it in… her Fanny!

>Who would have guessed that the scene we described… was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?

>Now, she's moved on with her life and is strong, oui!

>And now she's actually smiling, such joie de vivre!

>She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.

>The flashy girl from LA, the rape-victim named Fran!


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I'm hard right now just thinking about it.




Imagine being the guy who raped her and years later you're watching TV in jail and The Nanny comes on and you're all HOL UP I RAPED THAT BITCH and everyone else is like yeah whatever shud da fuck dup Tyrone!


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holy shit that actually happened!

really bad photo to use for the story by the way



>watching this show as a 6 year old unironically got me into cross dressing

How so? Are you the turbo-manlet anon?


I wonder if all the celebrity rapists have a club? A special prison gang?



>Husband forced to watch

He probably set the whole thing up.

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Brendan's return to stardom continues. His character is literally a superstar who got JUSTED by his wife, and is now a shell of his former self. Seems like a pretty personal role.

Oh, and it's capeshit.


Do I have to watch all the Arrowverse shows to understand it or can I just watch it standalone? I've only seen half a season of Arrow a couple years ago and catching up at this point is unlikely.



first episode had no connection to the arrow verse.


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>I love you too honey…


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


kinos about americans being fucking fat?

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one of those arab countries is even fatter, it think



They're an actually wealthy country where people can afford to eat whatever they want and still receive free healthcare and education though


The UK and mexico surpassed the US in fatness years ago.

Get off of us already, you stupid brown faggot.




Without having looked it up, i'm pretty sure the US and Mexico aren't even in the top 10.

The fattest countries are all most likely irrelevant Pacific Islands with tiny populations and ubiquitous obesity.



Cook Islands




Marshall Islands

Theres 7 countries where you wont find a single person smaller than a VW Beetle


Donut hamburgers are retarded, the hole means all the sauce will splatter everywhere if you try to bite it.

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>if you don't like it, don't watch it

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Hotwheels biggest lie.


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>If you prevent them from speaking - showing the world how degenerate they are - that will make their shit attractive, because it's forbidden and unknown. Let them speak, and then anyone with a shread of decency in them left will realize they don't deserve support.

This is 100% wrong. It's lolberg garbage and its demonstrably shown by recent history to be bullshit.

You may have seen reddit dwarf from fat man fantasy show say tearing a man's tongue out doesn't work but the reality is countless idoelogies, religions, and belief systems were rubbed out through violence. That is what (((they))) are doing. That's reality.



Don't fuck with me. I bet you would think she's attractive if you didn't know she had a penis.



I hear Drano tastes really good when you don't know it's Drano.

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everybody feels like an enemy in my life. kinos for this feel?

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I come here to discuss television and film.



We both know that's not true.



Only because you assholes refuse to cooperate!


Everybody in the world actually is working actively against you, OP. You need to show them all that they picked the wrong goyim to fuck with.


This board is overwhelmingly negative. It's pretty much nothing but autists and shut-ins persuading each other that life is hopeless and everybody is out to get them. It's no wonder you feel like everyone is an enemy. You spend an unhealthy amount of time on a board that drills that idea into your head almost non-stop. And make no mistake, they're not trying to "redpill" you for your own good. They want you trapped here with them because misery loves company.

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Was it Kino?

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Why is he obsessed with puke, farts and shit? Is Charls a closeted scat fetishist?

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>believing his shtick



How would you know?



Friends much like having a gf is overhyped, I've had and have both and it's just so tiresome.



I don't believe you.


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>convincing yourself Charls is weak enough to stoop so low just like you because you want him to be your artificial internet friend

anon, I…

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>"There are deep, esoteric reasons for why even fat women won’t reply to your messages now on Plenty of Fish. Men have become weak and nature hit the emergency brakes. Now only the most genetically fit will get easy sex- for everyone else, the long-game has gotten so long that it’s no longer worth discussing. To think that clever banter could have gotten you laid five years ago is astounding- to think that ambitious nerds had girlfriends in high school twenty years ago is the stuff of legend."

is this why capeshit is so successful now? why don't dramas cut it for the public nowadays? why has become harder to catch the public's attention with simple stuff today?

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capeshit = chad

dramas = betas

public = women

the post is drawing a comparison between the modern dating game and the state of cinema in 2019, highlighting the fact that you need extraordinary resources to catch the attention of others whereas before you could do it with simple stuff

the picture is there to catch your attention, because normal on-topic images aren't enough; so that's another parallel to the public/attention dynamic.

has internet fucked us all?


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kekest of keks m8




>Men have become weak

OP has acomplished to be even more retarded than the average poltard



>>"There are deep, esoteric reasons for why fat women won’t reply to your messages

The reason fat women dont reply is that I would never send a fat woman a message under any circumstances.

Why would I take the time to write a message to someone who cant even take the time to eat properly or get up off the couch?

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>no pies

>no magical number


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Nice numbers for me, please?



You don't need pies




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Was Littlefinger in charge?

Why did they botch Littlefinger's character arc and hit him with a dumb stick?

Will Kelly C give birth to an inbred child?

Is Sansa going to ride the great Gendry dick as Maisie watches?

Is Varys a pedophile?

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What gets me is that they could have plotted-out the entire series great detail, but they didn't. Even though the final books hadn't been written, they had a working outline. I'm sure someone has told me before why nobody in TV likes plotting out their series, but i've forgotten. I vaguely recall it having something to do with having leverage over the network or studio.


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Sure, but is 60 episodes really enough to tell the whole saga? This is the problem with adapting such a series, even with the best of intentions nobody could have put everything on the screen 1:1.


This is torture.


Networks don't usually commission more than two seasons worth at a time so it's pretty pointless planning ahead. And it rarely causes problems because other TV shows aren't beholden to books and stuff, so they can just chop and change as they go.


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This was made by someone with a denial fetish.


Press tour in London today.



I hope they don't get blown up or beheaded.

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>Netflix is cancelling its two remaining Marvel series, The Punisher and Jessica Jones.

>Marvel’s The Punisher will not return for a third season on Netflix,' the streaming service confirmed in a statement to Deadline on Monday.

>The statement added that Jessica Jones, starring Krysten Ritter as the superhero-turned-private eye, will shutter after its third season, which has yet to set a release date.


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>crying about pozz propaganda on secret internet echo chamber

You're no better.


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you show em.



Let's use your metaphor:

You simply can't find any food without shit in it, because either it's been grown with manure, or it's been watered with rain water that's full of chemicals. There's added chemicals in it as well, because it needs to have a certain color, taste or texture, not to mention it has to last long, so stores can have it on their shelves for months. If you take your time, and examine everything on the shelf, you will find something that had no connection to shit, but chances are that it will taste of nothing.

So you have to eat a little shit or you starve to death. You can choose.



>american males

>not gay

>american soldiers

>especially marqueens

>not gay




>Aside from the fact that the character is completly unbelievable, I have no problem with her.

I can't stand her. The entire point of her character is to be a repugnant cunt strong empowered womyn.

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What's next for her career?

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But I won't pay for them.


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Happy 15th Birthday Millie!



>15th Birthday

wtf? i thought she was 19 or so

she seems way hotter suddenly




Welp, time to move on.



Is she getting married soon?

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