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 No.1860252

A /tv/ joint.

 No.1860279

File: 087abafaf2ad0ce⋯.png (1.96 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, (You).png)

👌


 No.1860331

File: ea06aacf1fba5b9⋯.jpg (14.17 KB, 259x194, 259:194, fuck you, hogcuck.jpg)

>>1860252

time to dox you and ruin your life, tbh


 No.1860338

>>1860331

Leave that oinker 🐖alone, nigger! 👩🏿‍🦲

==PIG POSTERS RISE UP== 🐗


 No.1860341

>>1860338

Leave that oinker 🐖alone, nigger! 👩🏿‍🦲

PIG POSTERS RISE UP

🐗


 No.1860344

File: ab0d531a71140a6⋯.jpg (140.25 KB, 813x610, 813:610, ps_4293721721_7752a99d0b_b….jpg)

>>1860331

Around blacks never relax, fellow oinkers.


 No.1860350

File: 2be2f3d06115a55⋯.mp4 (1.15 MB, 720x404, 180:101, 2be2f3d06115a5513ebcc31608….mp4)

>Gahoole shits on Pigposter for wanting to be a mod and save the board

<Turns out he is physically fitter, happier, funnier, more creative and better at being an e-celeb than Gahoole

Gahoole on suicide watch


 No.1860356

File: a882f851febe436⋯.webm (3.69 MB, 532x300, 133:75, a882f851febe436f755e1cf45….webm)

>>1860252

The fuck is that trash. I'm not kiding I want to punch you.

You fucking retard loser gonna destroy /tv/

SCREEN MY POST /tv/


 No.1860357


 No.1860362

>>1860357

This time to remove that faggot.


 No.1860366

File: bf6f062f8fd3ae4⋯.png (7.6 KB, 329x114, 329:114, Proof.png)

>>1860357

t. delusional nigger thinking there's just the one pigbro


 No.1860367

File: ce75751f0fa4bfd⋯.jpg (31.7 KB, 800x450, 16:9, salute.jpg)

>>1860344

>>1860341

>>1860350

Salute, for the brave oinkposters of the world!

>>1860331

>>1860362

Cope.


 No.1860373

File: bf7fd805c0c02ac⋯.gif (3.48 MB, 644x324, 161:81, e921260b6dec6b18a5008a9420….gif)

>>1860367

Can't have kino without oink.


 No.1860377

File: df431a8144970cb⋯.webm (3.92 MB, 550x310, 55:31, df431a8144970cb0a87bb68cf….webm)

>>1860366

Vpn fucking bitch.


 No.1860386

File: 48af04215133ce7⋯.jpg (405.71 KB, 1732x1336, 433:334, 71dc052821538b8093385c7081….jpg)

>>1860377

I don't need to use a vpn to btfo niggers on the internet.


 No.1860389

>>1860377

was David Bowie dupping that Dupanese man?


 No.1860392

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1860386

You are still a loser with no job.


 No.1860394

File: b76df1e28f474c4⋯.jpg (545.08 KB, 1000x793, 1000:793, cozypilled, easypilled, an….jpg)

>>1860392

imagine deriving so much of your identity and sense of worth from what you do to earn money that you are instinctively triggered by the mere existence of NEETs, there are over 8 billion human beings in the world, the planet doesn't need or want us, so we decide to take it easy instead of contributing to a society which despises us

take the NEETpill


 No.1860398

File: 80358d0194b4770⋯.png (351.96 KB, 500x440, 25:22, Dourado Like a Sir Menor.png)

Execution is good, but seems like you ran out of ideas or didn't had one to begin with. I guess that is the nature of shitposting.

Could have been about rediscovering how people shitposted before the internet.


 No.1860405

File: e2a89b40836c5d9⋯.webm (2.78 MB, 232x400, 29:50, e2a89b40836c5d96cdd00aea3….webm)

>>1860394

HA HA HA HA

What a fucking pathetic faggot. Nature need to remove weak " man " like you.


 No.1860406

File: 96b2f4903ed6051⋯.png (315.85 KB, 499x622, 499:622, 96b2f4903ed6051dc48669bf68….png)

>>1860392

>spending the majority of your existence helping to make kikes richer in hopes of attracting a loyal wife with slightly higher salary despite being discriminated against in education and in the workplace instead of just being a NEETChad


 No.1860407

File: cea808c6e8f41fe⋯.mp4 (238.16 KB, 240x240, 1:1, fire.mp4)

>>1860252

holy shit

now this is advanced kino

was part of it filmed in the zone of the fires?

You make this board proud


 No.1860408

>>1860398

I had more jokes to begin with, but the rain ruined the shots. It was basically more of the same though, a concrete wall with "Who Dups the Dupmen" painted on it, stuff like that. You're right that it could have been better if I spent more time on it, though. I wish I had actual actors and sound equipment to work with. A better camera as well, but I'm a poor NEET, so I can't afford anything.


 No.1860424

File: 11ea1cc3b228130⋯.jpg (60.6 KB, 500x401, 500:401, 600full-shiina-ringo.jpg)

>>1860408

Never make capeshit, fren. Porn is a better way out.


 No.1860425

File: c4748e108730059⋯.jpg (175.58 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, holy fire 1.jpg)

File: e4f72ef0ba294d0⋯.jpg (615.8 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, holy fire 2.jpg)

File: 146a3d8cb5d9fd3⋯.jpg (218.73 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, holy fire 3.jpg)

>>1860407

>was part of it filmed in the zone of the fires?

Yeah, in the Cleveland National Forest. Here are some pics I took while the fire was raging.


 No.1860428

File: bba453f268353de⋯.jpg (98.81 KB, 950x621, 950:621, bba453f268353dee418237574d….jpg)

>>1860394

>>1860406

Nothing wrong with being a wagie as long as you don't delude yourself into thinking it's an amazing existence or start thinking you are above NEETs


 No.1860430


 No.1860432

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1860406

No job no wife.

>>1860424

Porn is for faggot.


 No.1860435

>>1860428

No, I'm just speaking out of wagie angst. The people I benefit with my work are assholes, the state steal a big chunk of my salary to fund the replacement of my people and I barely have any spare time to practice my hobbies in. The only thing you're lacking as a NEET is marriage stability, but that's not guaranteed if you're a wagie either. It's like that thing Tucker was talking about.


 No.1860436

File: c8ba613287c94d0⋯.jpg (78.89 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, piggy.jpg)

>>1860398

It's a short, he did well. You couldn't make a feature with this material alone but as a short it works very well.

If it wasn't chock-full of in-jokes I'd tell him to submit it to some film festival.

>>1860408

Dude, this is fine work. It was tight, it looked great, the script was good. And say what you will about your camera but it looks awesome too. Did you do color grading or something?

>>1860425

Good stuff. I love that you seized the opportunity.


 No.1860442

File: d36cc3a15357550⋯.mp4 (9.29 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, calikino.mp4)

Last 60 seconds are the best. I like the idea of /tv/ manifesting itself in actual videos and content.


 No.1860477

>>1860408

>I'm a poor NEET

I hate you califag and I hate most of the western NEETs, you don't know what poverty means. I'm a NEET in soviet bloc and I live in squarlor, I don't even have my own room let alone a house as nice as yours. I don't have a camera or any mobile device, I have no income and only a few hundred bucks left in savings. I should be desperate to go and wageslave but I haven't worked a single day in my life and I don't plan on changing that. You don't know what real commitment to this lifestyle is like when your parents wagecuck for real income instead of peanuts or when your government readily gives you autismbux. I hate your from the bottom of my heart, amerimutts.


 No.1860480


 No.1860481

File: b611f0f4a794250⋯.jpg (102.85 KB, 640x360, 16:9, piguuu.jpg)

Reminder that this is the year of the pig


 No.1860482

File: 2e4bf19a747970a⋯.jpg (154.48 KB, 720x960, 3:4, IMG_4556.jpg)

>>1860481

Best vol right here tbh.


 No.1860489

File: 361e130d65edd90⋯.jpg (187.06 KB, 1100x612, 275:153, the best consolation - art….jpg)

>>1860477

M8, if I could ensure all NEETs live comfortably I would, but I have no power over that. Hating me because I got slightly luckier is like a guy with downsyndrome hating autists because autists are better off than him on some abstract level. The whole universe is just a dice roll, there will always be someone worse off than you or I. The best we can do is try to help lift eachother up. America is probably going to collapse within the decade, though.

Also, I've tried to get work at every place in walking distance, no one wants to higher me. I've only ever done volunteer work.


 No.1860491

>>1860489

>higher

lol, I mean hire.


 No.1860492

>>1860252

This is some shit Neil Breen would be jealous of. Where the fuck did you meet him and how much did you pay him to study under him? I love it OP.


 No.1860501

>>1860489

At least I'm not a pajeet shitting in the Ganges and looking for a girlfriend on /cow/ right? I won't join your soyboy club because I eat pork almost every day. There's better NEET pets than pigs too.


 No.1860502

File: b6a08c38de12813⋯.mp4 (2.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Breenkino.mp4)

>>1860492

>Neil Breen would be jealous of

Now that's a praise too high, I could never hope to reach the level of such a brilliant auteur.


 No.1860534

>>1860501

>At least I'm not a pajeet shitting in the Ganges and looking for a girlfriend on /cow/ right?

kek do they actually do that?

>I won't join your soyboy club because I eat pork almost every day.

I agree with this but despite being a vegan OP deserves our utmost respect as a poster and filmmaker. Reminder that pigs are omnivorous.

>There's better NEET pets than pigs too.

Reptiles and amphibians are disgusting tbh.

>>1860502

lmao nice

First time I learn of his existence tbh

Did you study film at some point?


 No.1860538

File: 3d39bf7d24b2a3b⋯.png (254.45 KB, 1185x369, 395:123, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1860356

adding to the compilation

the cringe compilation


 No.1860541

>>1860534

>Did you study film at some point?

No, I wish. That would have been cool. I followed the most retarded path possible after highschool, took a few community college classes, dropped out, enlisted in the Army, quit, NEETed it up, did some volunteer work at animal shelters and sanctuaries for a bit, and now I'm back to NEETing it up.


 No.1860550

>>1860541

Why don't you capply for ICE, being a commiefornian and all that?


 No.1860553

>>1860541

>ICE

SOrry, I meant border patrol


 No.1860557

>>1860538

Thanks.


 No.1860559

the virgin gahoole

THE CHAD HOG


 No.1860587

>>1860541

There are plenty of worse paths, you're just impossible to satisfy.


 No.1860595

>oinkuck is an anti-gun wannabe vol that also roleplays as a cop

/cow/ tier


 No.1860598

>>1860595

>oinkuck is an anti-gun

No, not even close

>roleplays as a cop

What?


 No.1860600

>>1860598

>D-DON'T KILL MUH PRESHUS BOARS WIF GUNZ IT'S CROOOL

>use spears instead lol

t. u


 No.1860601

>>1860595

>>1860600

>he believes there's only one oinkposter

lmaoing@your life


 No.1860603

>>1860600

Lol, what are you talking about?


 No.1860619

>>1860603

He probably thinks you're the former NEET copanon


 No.1860627

>>1860619

roleplaying NEET copanon lol


 No.1860629

>>1860601

No, but there's only one faggot wannabe vol


 No.1860636

>>1860629

>wannabe


 No.1860638

>>1860636

The vol ITT isn't the oinkuck.


 No.1860639

>>1860627

>>1860629

wow, you have it all figured out

how do I become more like you?


 No.1860649

>>1860639

Become a NEET and find any reason to shitpost at people you hate with a passion whether they're actually in the thread or not.


 No.1860661

File: 086404696c99d30⋯.mp4 (10.7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The_weak_should_fear_the_s….mp4)

File: 7d5ba65e41c9b40⋯.webm (1.66 MB, 320x240, 4:3, The_eternal_janny.webm)

>>1860629

Imagine taking /tv/ this seriously. Now imagine being so wrong that you unironically make this post. icerrata /cow/tist tier shit tbqhfampai


 No.1860665

File: f986dcc1831fed7⋯.jpg (80.18 KB, 571x380, 571:380, oinker.jpg)

>>1860638

wakey wakey


 No.1860671

>>1860366

nice edit done in paint


 No.1860672

>>1860661

If I told him who started pigposting he'd shit bricks. But I won't do that, the original oinkposter's secret is safe with me.


 No.1860673

>>1860502

FUCK

Where'd you get this footage? Is this a LEAK?! Holy shit anon, be careful where you post this.


 No.1860676

>>1860377

<"gomenasai"


 No.1860677

>>1860665

Simply posting pigs doesn't make you oinkuck faggot

I've pigposted before too tbh


 No.1860682

>>1860661

>>1860672

damage control, we all saw your tantrum wannabe


 No.1860686

File: 44deb75f126b4d0⋯.jpeg (438.92 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, serveimage.jpeg)

>>1860665

I want to apologize.

Look like you are not the mod of yesterday.

Gomenasai.


 No.1860689

File: db343fe8105226e⋯.png (8.05 KB, 381x100, 381:100, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1860700

>>1860689

Nope, vpns are easy


 No.1860713

>>1860700

Want me to tell you how I know you're a newfag?


 No.1860716

File: 5bc6c1e4b89838e⋯.mp4 (13.21 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Козырный туз.mp4)

>>1860672

He's the shitposter /tv/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll dab on him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our janny. He's a silent goyim. A watchful pigtector. A Dark NEET.


 No.1860721

>>1860405

asian cuckoldry?


 No.1860725

>>1860716

>adidas tracksuit

she knows her audience well


 No.1860726

>>1860716

He's my favorite poster.


 No.1860728

File: 229e3ea539d7dbd⋯.mp4 (10.21 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ZAMAY x Монеточка x СД - Г….mp4)

>>1860725

One would imagine so


 No.1860742

>>1860713

Nice copout, oinkuck


 No.1860749

>>1860672

If it's not Zach you're really over-selling your hand.


 No.1860753

File: 2fb7c29b16ad8d2⋯.mp4 (1.9 MB, 480x360, 4:3, pig.mp4)


 No.1860759

Does anyone know the real name of the mygf girl?


 No.1860774

>>1860753

The original oinkposter is the leftypol tranny?


 No.1860775

File: 815550c277b0f38⋯.jpg (335.97 KB, 1800x1800, 1:1, Reminiscence is sneered at….jpg)


 No.1860780

>>1860775

Well if it's zerosugar that's even funnier


 No.1860789

>>1860665

are you a new vol or what?


 No.1860798

>>1860252

Absolute kino. I'm starting to believe the neetchad meme.


 No.1861115

>>1860759

nvm, I found it, got a my gf video coming tomorrow




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